The Dr. Demento Show #50 - June 15, 1975

Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Frank Harris
Ode To The Little Brown Shack Out Back - Billy Edd Wheeler
The Privy Song - The Three Shif'less Skonks
Sweet Violets - Billy Mitchell

Cocktails For Two - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Pink Elephants - Tom Burwick
There Is A Tavern In The Town - Rudy Vallee

Wasn't That A Mighty Day When The Needle Hit The Ground - Mike & Maggie
She's Goin' Bald - The Beach Boys

May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - "Little" Jimmy Dickens
Argument - Monty Python
Knock Knock (Who's There?) - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

The Ball Game - Ray Cox
Hungry Women - Eddie Cantor
Cigareetes, Whuskey, And Wild Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven

Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport - Rolf Harris
The Flies Crawled Up The Window - The Blue Lyres

I Didn't Know The Gun Was Loaded - Hank Fort
Dead - The Poets
Never Swat A Fly - Jim Kweskin & The Jug Band
Silent E - Tom Lehrer
Them Poems: Them Sticker Getters/Them Hog Liver Likers/Them Duck Pluckers/Them Moose Goosers - Jim Conner

#10 Puttin' On The Ritz - Young Frankenstein
EXTRA: Tiger Rag - Art Tatum
#9 I Want My Baby Back - Jimmy Cross

#8 Big Bruce - The Country Gentlemen
EXTRA: I'm No Fool - Jiminy Crickett

#7 The Crusher - The Novas
#6 Springtime For Hitler - Mel Brooks
#5 Highly Illogical - Leonard Nimoy

#4 Poisoning Pigeons In The Park - Tom Lehrer
#3 Spam - Monty Python
#2 Who's On First (slightly edited) - Abbott & Costello

EXTRA: Everyone Says I Love You - Groucho Marx
#1 The Dr. Demento "They're Coming To Take Me Away" Salad - Napoleon XIV, The Emperor, Josephine XIII, Henry IX, Josephine XV