The Dr. Demento Show #82-21 - May 23, 1982
Whip It - The Chipmunks
The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed - Kinky Friedman
Cynical Girl - Marshall Crenshaw

Sweet Violets - The Sweet Violet Boys
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight (Impact Records version) - Lonnie Donegan
Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! (That Cigarette) - Tex Williams
The Dust Blows Forward And The Dust Blows Back - Captain Beefheart

William Tell Overture - Spike Jones & His City Slickers (f/ Doodles Weaver)
Mr. Ed Theme - Mike Stewart & The Stable Hands
Cupcakes - Terri O'Mason
Wor Shu Opp - No Laughing

Monsters In The Closet - Andy Robinson
Monster Mash - Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
Werewolves Of London - Warren Zevon

In The Middle Of The House - Rusty Draper
The Train Kept A-Rollin' - Johnny Burnette Trio
The Swedish Western - Steve Lisenby
Bodine Brown (She's Fun To Be Around) - Purvis Pickett & The Pink-a-billies
(How Much Is) That Hound Dog In The Window - Homer & Jethro

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
Nukes In The News - Proctor & Bergman
I Love Lucy - Desi Arnaz
Shut-Ups - The Wild Tones

#5 Do The Donkey Kong - Buckner & Garcia
EXTRA: I Had Sex With Pac-Man - Barnes & Barnes
#4 Happy Birthday - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#3 The Ballad Of Irving - Frank Gallop
#2 Shaving Cream - Dr. Demento

#1 Dead Puppies - The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band