The Dr. Demento Show #82-50 - December 12, 1982

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas - Gayla Peevey

Fast Food - Stevens & Grdnic
Cigareetes, Whuskey And Wild, Wild Women - Red Ingle & The Natural Seven
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me (Than A Frontal Lobotomy) - Randy Hanzlick, M. D. (Dr. Rock)
Doctor Of Dementia - Dr. Demento

The Moustache Song - John Ryan
A Clean Song - Oscar Brand
Machines - Lothar & The Hand People
Woody Woodpecker - Lothar & The Hand People
I Live In A Split Level Head - Napoleon XIV
First Rehearsal - Joe Piscopo

Sunny Ti De Ariya - King Sunny Ade
Elephant Hunting Song - anonymous
The Zulu Warrior - Josef Marais
Birth Of The Boogie - Bill Haley
Skokiaan - Bulawayo Sweet Rhythms Band/Four Lads
Shango - Olatunji/Pata Pata - Miriam Makeba
Grazing In The Grass - Hugh Masekela
Mr. Bull No. 4 - Mr. Bull/E Falabe Lewe - King Sunny Ade

Moe Money - Cheech & Chong
Transfusion - Nervous Norvus

The Things We Do On Sunday - Andrea Re & Clouds
Football Rap - D.J. Rappenstein
Football - Eric Idle & Neil Innes
Ballad Of Ole Svenson - Yogi Yorgesson

Tumbling Tumbleweeds - Rubber Rodeo
Country Music Is Here To Stay - Simon Crum (Ferlin Huskey)
#5 Friends - The Police

#4 Bras On 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups
#3 My Bologna - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers

#1 The Twelve Days Of Christmas - Bob & Doug McKenzie