The Dr. Demento Show #85-03 - January 20, 1985

There's A New Sound - Tony Burrillo
Down On The Electronic Farm - Android Sisters
Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Stevens

Chocolate - The Smothers Brothers
The Bricklayer's Story - Gerard Hoffnung
I'm My Own Grandpa - Lonzo & Oscar

Technique - Pat Boone
Undergrad Pickup Rag - A.L. Kammen & The Bachelor Pad
Fever - Peggy Lee
Making Love In A Subaru - Damaskas

Jitter Bug - Cab Calloway
The Masochism Tango - Tom Lehrer
What It Was, Was Football - Andy Griffith

Nellie The Elephant - Toy Dolls
Favorite Fish - Mal Sharpe
Ronald Reagan Talks About The Gipper - Ronald Reagan
The Lincoln Room - Rich Little & Ed Peck

Cool Down - Earl Dowd, Rich Little & Cast
Every Little Boy Can Be President - Johnnie Whitaker
Minnie's Yoo Hoo - anonymous
The Lettuce Head Doll Song - Michael Marine
Burping The Baby - Cactus Pryor

#5 Dentist - Bill Cosby
#4 Eat My Shorts - Rick Dees

#3 Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#2 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie

#1 The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown