The Dr. Demento Show #85-35 - September 1, 1985

Special Topic: Labor Day; back to school

Big Ten-Inch Record (live version) - Bull Moose Jackson (w/ The Flashcats)
The Broken Record - Dolly Dawn & Her Dawn Patrol
Purple Rain - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
[Plexiglas Toilet] - Styx

The Hair Piece - George Carlin
Mayberry Beret - Zot Theater
The Yellow Rose Of Texas - Stan Freberg

Argument Clinic - Monty Python
Lumberjack Song - Monty Python
White Collar Holler - Stan Rogers
I'm Looking For A Union Sweetheart - Ben Smith
Telephone Man - Meri Wilson

Tourist Rap - Al Matthews and Jon St. John
Major Connie - Ken Johnson & Jim Tofte
Cows Don't Fly - Larry Vincent
Them Duck Pluckers - Mason Williams

School Days Are Back Again - Smiley Lewis
Waitin' In School - Ricky Nelson
School Days - Stan Ross
College Life - Billy Murray

Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent - Jef Jaisun
Riot In Cell Block #9 - The Robins
New Jersey - Joe Piscopo
New York, New York - Marcia Masters

#5 One More Minute - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#4 You Look Marvelous - Billy Crystal

#3 Boogie In Your Butt - Eddie Murphy
#2 Just A Big Ego - Bob & Zip
EXTRA: Do You Really Want To Hurt Me - Big Daddy

#1 Last Will And Temperament - The Frantics
next week: demented fashion show

[Thanks to Chris Mezzolesta for providing this playlist]