Fat Friends - Hank Williams, Jr.
Too Fat Polka (I Don't Want Her) (You Can Have Her) (She's Too Fat For Me) - Arthur Godfrey
My Boomerang Won't Come Back - Charlie Drake
California Kid - The Beat Farmers

The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
One Piece At A Time - Johnny Cash
Hot Rod Race - Ramblin' Jimmie Dolan
Hot Rod Lincoln - Johnny Bond

Polka Dot Undies - Bowser & Blue
Western Movies - The Olympics
Don't Mess With The Mayor - The Medflys

Ukrainian Uranium Bread - Tim Cavanagh
Roaches - Bobby Jimmy & The Critters
Merchant Banker - Stephen Fry, Bob Geldof, Midge Ure

Duvid Crockett - Mickey Katz
A Satchel And A Seck - Allan Sherman, Sylvia Froos
Sarah Jackman - Allan Sherman
Lox - Allan Sherman
Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb - Allan Sherman

Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) (New 1964 Version) - Allan Sherman
Hello Muddah - Nevada Style - Allan Sherman
The Fig Leaves Are Falling - Allan Sherman

#5 Existential Blues Pt. Too? - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus
#4 I Do The Watusi - Howie Mandel

#3 Life In The Slaw Lane - Kip Addotta
#2 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong

#1 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
next week: Howie Mandell interview