Them Moose Goosers - Mason Williams
If Pigs Had Wings - Heywood Banks
Fat Lady - The Dyzmals
Fat As I Am - Bette Midler
Spolied Brat Rap - Uncle Vic
Homegrown Tomatoes - Guy Clark
Call Any Vegetable - The Mothers of Invention
Open That Can - Nancy White
Golden Throats II Medley:
Hair Piece - George Carlin
Get A Haircut, Dad! - The Austin Lounge Lizards
Rockin' Sex Machine - Lip Man & The Lips
Like A Suburban Drone - The Capitol Steps
Things That Make You Go (Burp) - John Mammoser
The Day Of The Game - The Peerless Quartet
Feetball - Benny Rubin
Dropkick Me, Jesus - Bobby Bare
You Gotta Be A Football Hero - The Crew Cuts
Baseball/Football - George Carlin
Nick Bellows Sports Talk - The Royal Canadian Air Farce
I Fell Asleep At The Football Game - Eddie Paul
Cheerleaders On Drugs - Uncle Bonsai
What It Was, Was Football - Deacon Andy Griffith
Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen - Robin Williams
Grandpa Funk - Robin Williams
#5 Telephone Man - Meri Wilson
#4 This Is Ponderous - 2nu
#3 Who's On First - Abbott & Costello
#2 The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers
#1 Gilligan's Island (Stairway) - Little Roger & The Goosebumps
[Thanks to Tom McCown for providing this playlist]