Entered by John Abreau <jabr@cs.umb.edu>
I compiled the following list by listening to the show after taping it; so spellings are not necessarily correct. I've numbered the show in accordance with the scheme Dan White used to use, which I've assumed was the Doctor's numbering scheme.

The Dr. Demento Show #93-03 - January 17, 1993

== Segment 1 ==
Eat Too Much - Guns N' Moses
Oooh! Don't Touch That - Laszlo and Gary
Life Sucks, Then You Die - The Fools
Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand

== Segment 2 ==
Laptop Unit - Cynthia McWoolen
Sushi Baby - Bianca Bob and Flystrip
Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
You People Are Fat - The Frantics

== Segment 3 ==
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Just Elvis - Barry McCorkendale
He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
Snack By Snack - Laszlo and Gary

== Segment 4 ==
Housewives on Diet Pills - Skip Stevenson (from "Real People")
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Ian Whitcomb
The San Francisco Straight Mens' Chorus - The Lobster Funhouse Singers
I'm Hopelessly Heterosexual - Peter Alsop
The Moustache Song - Joe Rhines
Stacey Brown's Got Two - Shel Silverstein

== Segment 5 ==
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Spanish) - Napoleone Poopie
I'm Normal - The Emperor
The Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
We Won't Give 'Em Sex - Bianca Bob Miller and Flystrip
I Hope You Got Fat - Violent Femmes

== Segment 6 ==
If I Can't Go To Manhattan, Bring A Manhattan To Me - Mr Elk and Mr Seal
The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman
Beer Gut - Da Yoopers
Who Drank My Beer When I Was In The Rear - Dave Bartholomew

== Segment 7 ==
The Wizard Of Arkans-Oz - The Pheromones
Them Hog Liver Likers - Mason Williams
== The Funny Five ==
#5: Help, I'm White And I Can't Get Down - The Geezinslaws
#4: No Anchovies, Please - J. Geils Band
EXTRA: Anchovey Pizza - Downloaders
#3: The World's Worst Roommate - John Kruth
#2: Da Turdy Point Buck - Bananas At Large
#1: Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce

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