== Segment 1 ==
Eat Too Much - Guns N' Moses
Oooh! Don't Touch That - Laszlo and Gary
Life Sucks, Then You Die - The Fools
Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand
== Segment 2 ==
Laptop Unit - Cynthia McWoolen
Sushi Baby - Bianca Bob and Flystrip
Diet Song - Shel Silverstein
You People Are Fat - The Frantics
== Segment 3 ==
Demented News With Whimsical Will
Just Elvis - Barry McCorkendale
He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts - Rick Dees & His Cast of Idiots
Fat Man's Prayer - Victor Buono
Snack By Snack - Laszlo and Gary
== Segment 4 ==
Housewives on Diet Pills - Skip Stevenson (from "Real People")
Masculine Women, Feminine Men - Ian Whitcomb
The San Francisco Straight Mens' Chorus - The Lobster Funhouse Singers
I'm Hopelessly Heterosexual - Peter Alsop
The Moustache Song - Joe Rhines
Stacey Brown's Got Two - Shel Silverstein
== Segment 5 ==
They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Spanish) - Napoleone Poopie
I'm Normal - The Emperor
The Geek's Revenge - Don Noon
We Won't Give 'Em Sex - Bianca Bob Miller and Flystrip
I Hope You Got Fat - Violent Femmes
== Segment 6 ==
If I Can't Go To Manhattan, Bring A Manhattan To Me - Mr Elk and Mr Seal
The Drinking Man's Diet - Allan Sherman
Beer Gut - Da Yoopers
Who Drank My Beer When I Was In The Rear - Dave Bartholomew
== Segment 7 ==
The Wizard Of Arkans-Oz - The Pheromones
Them Hog Liver Likers - Mason Williams
== The Funny Five ==
#5: Help, I'm White And I Can't Get Down - The Geezinslaws
#4: No Anchovies, Please - J. Geils Band
EXTRA: Anchovey Pizza - Downloaders
#3: The World's Worst Roommate - John Kruth
#2: Da Turdy Point Buck - Bananas At Large
#1: Junk Food Junkie - Larry Groce
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