Big Ten Inch Record - Aerosmith
Overture/Pinball Wizard (Live!) - The Portsmouth Sinfonia
D.O.A. - Blood Rock
Would Not Float - Gideon Freudman
Zilch - The Monkees
Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now) - Van Halen
Yakety Yak - The Coasters
Surfer Clerk - Bob Zee
Bang on the Drum All Day - Todd Rundgren
Demented News With Whimsical Will
You Are So Rare To Me - The Three Haircuts (Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, Howie Morris with Joe Reisman and his Orchestra)
Friends - The Police
The Purple People Eater - Sheb Wooley
SU-HAPPY - Jesse Goldberg
My Attorney Bernie - Dave Frishberg
Punitive Damages - The Jerky Boys
One Million Lawyers - Tom Paxton
Hot Nuts - Johnny Baltimore
My Jeans Are Too Tight - Jerry Haus
Stink-Foot - Frank Zappa
Mother's Lament (The Plughole Song) - Cream
[Plexiglas Toilet] - Styx
Take Off Your Clothes! - 'John & Yoko' (from Private Eye magazine)
L.S. Bumble Bee - Peter Cook & Dudley Moore
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd
#5 Bras on 45 - Ivor Biggun & The D-Cups
#4 Dwarf Tossin' - Bouquet of Veal
#3 My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry
#2 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
#1 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
next week: detectives