The Dr. Demento Show #98-50 - December 12, 1998

HOUR ONE:

CHRISTMAS BALLS - Ben Light  f2:10
JINGLE BELLS (Laughing All The Way) - St. Nick  1:22
CHRISTMAS IS COMING TWICE THIS YEAR - The Hollytones  3:13
THE TWELVE-PACK OF CHRISTMAS - Slant 6 & the Jumpstarts   2:55
CHRISTMAS CAROL - Tom Lehrer   1:40
TWELVE GIFTS OF CHRISTMAS - Allan Sherman  3:22
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE SEVENTH DAY OF HANUKKAH -    Ron Coden   3:38

DEMENTED NEWS WITH WHIMSICAL WILL

SOME THINGS FOR CHRISTMAS - Shari Lewis & Lambchop  2:20
DEAREST MR. SANTA CLAUS - Heywood Banks   2:36
I WANT A BLOW UP DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS - Arnie Aardvark  2:09
THIS YEAR'S SANTA BABY - Eartha Kitt   3:17
A DADDY'S CHRISTMAS - Albert Brooks   3:07
HANUKKAH ROCKS - Gefilte Joe & the Fish   3:55
TRADITION - Mike Hitchcock & Steve Kehela  4:00

HOUR TWO:

THE TWELVE PAINS OF CHRISTMAS - Bob Rivers Comedy Corp   3:36
WRECK THE HALLS - Three Stooges   2:29
I'M A CHRISTMAS TREE - Wild Man Fischer w/Dr. D  1:08
WE BURNED THE CHRISTMAS TREE - Pete & the G-Men  f3:15
THE TWELVE STEPS OF CHRISTMAS - Snot Roquemore  :55
I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS - Kip Addotta  2:50
I SAW HANUKKAH HARRY BEAT UP SANTA - Hal Singer  3:59
CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEVIL - Spinal Tap   4:15
GREEN CHRISTMAS - Stan Freberg   6:50

funny five:
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH - Spike Jones   3:07                       (#5)
SANTA'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS - The Arrogant Worms   1:19                                                    (#4)
FROSTY THE DOPEMAN - Marc Zydiak   2:55                                                                                    (#3)
THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY (extra gory version) -"Weird Al" Yankovic   3:59                   (#2)
CHANUKAH SONG - Adam Sandler   3:44                                                                                            (#1)