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Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
You may purchase any stream in high quality, or join the Demento Online Club to get the new episode automatically every week, plus 3 credits for episodes of your choice from the archives! To become a member, click here!
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(Please note that you are not purchasing a download but a single performance which is streamed to your computer.
Any offers mentioned in older shows are null and void at this point.)
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SHORT SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Dungeons & Dragons, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Cat Song, On the Shoulders of Freaks, 26-second Song, Zilch, I like Food, Ballad of Spiro Agnew, Little Boxes, I'm Happy, Football, Moisture, I love Beans, Frozen Embryos, Frazzled, Cupcakes, Them Moose Goosers, Happy Boy, Scotsman Nov 17, 2002
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Spider and the Fly, I Want to Bite your Hand, Vampire Beavers, My old Flame, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Ghost in the Trailer, Headless Ghost, Sitting up with the Dead, Dead Man's Party, Mummy, Addams Family, Boris the Spider, Zombie Jamboree, Werewolves of London, Werecow Oct 20, 2002
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LABOR DAY: Sink the Bismark, Jolly Green Giant, One Dead Singer, Fart in an Elevator, Bang on the Drum all Day, It's Labor Day, K-mart Blues, Dog Eat Dog, LP's Worth of Tunes, Big Fat Road Manager, My Attorney Bernie, When I was a Lad, Bricklayer, Who Farted, Pachelbell Sep 1, 2002
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GROUCHO MARX: Ode to Weird Al, Little Bit Late, We Love Barney Fife, Mah-na-ma-na, I'm Against It, Dr. Hackenbush Aug 18, 2002
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25th TRIBUTE to ELVIS PRESLEY:
Elvis Imitator,The Elvis Blues,Are you Lonesome tonight (laughing version) Aug 11, 2002
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SONGS WITH I: Too Hot for You, Reverse Viagra, Dirty Socks, Leader of the Laundromat, Barf Construction, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, I'm Normal, I Like, I Love Me, I am Cow, I Kissed a Girl, I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy, Chainsaw Juggler Aug 4, 2002
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BOATS: I Need a Squirrel, Raccoon Song, Woodpecker Song, I Wish I Were, Dirty Socks, Never Wear Panties to a Party, Who Farted, Closer, I've Got a Fang, I'm Better than Them, Golden Fluffy Loaves of Love, Lox Song, Dinghy Song, Big Bear Lake, Legend of the Titanic, MCI, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 21, 2002
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CIRCUS: Fibber Island, It's the Real World After All, Song of the Sewer, Song Inside my Head, Witch Doctor, When I was a Dinosaur, My Jellyroll, Robot Parade, Ritalin, Circus Song, Bozo Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Animal Uprising, Bad Influence, Wet Dream. Peter Parker, Devil Went to Jamaica Jul 14, 2002
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FARM: Curly Shuffle, Moose in my House, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Conjunction Junction, I Feel Good, Man of Constant Sorrow, Pee-Wee Herman had a Farm, Come Together and Build a Barn, If Pigs Had Wings, Jollity Farm, In the Mood, Fisting the Sheep, Psycho Chicken, Dead Rappers Jun 9, 2002
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002
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BABIES: 99 Dead Baboons, Bad Influence, Elvus, Inflationary Language, Dead Rappers, Memo to Droola, Annie Had a Baby, Beer is Better Than Women, I Would Still Love You Apr 28, 2002
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WEATHER: Collector's Items on Milton Berle and Dudley Moore - Buffalo, Yellow Submarine, The L.S. Bumblebee, Goodbyee Apr 21, 2002
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ALCOHOL II: Istanbul, Rose Don't Bang on the Piano, Chug-a-lug, 9 Coronas, Cocktails for Two, What I Like About Booze, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hangover Mar 10, 2002
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ALCOHOL: Ballad of Big Buffet, Moose Goosers, Romping Through the Swamp, Turning Japanese, Japanese Jurassic Park, Save the Beer, Viagra in the Waters Mar 3, 2002
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MONEY: Tightie Whities, Duh Enron Ron Ron, Spaceships to the Rescue, Bob Dylan's a Genius, Bad Influence, Money Honey, Busted, Daddy's Money, Tale of the Ticker, Dear God, Osama Yo Mama Feb 17, 2002
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Silly Love Songs Valentine 2002 Feb 10, 2002
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HAIR: I Like, E.R., Man Who Doesn't Exist, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Food of Choice, Slumber Party, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Chamber of Fate, Trixie the Piano Playing Pixie, Hair Piece, Bad Haircut, My Hair had a Party last Night, Haircut Song, S.S. Minnow, Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch Jan 6, 2002
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