Streaming
Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
You may purchase any stream in high quality, or join the Demento Online Club to get the new episode automatically every week, plus 3 credits for episodes of your choice from the archives! To become a member, click here!
Please be sure to read our Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) regarding streaming before you purchase your first show.
(Please note that you are not purchasing a download but a single performance which is streamed to your computer.
Any offers mentioned in older shows are null and void at this point.)
[ Click Here to Test Your Audio ]
|
Please be aware that some of the older shows although available in high quality format may have less then stellar sound quality due to the age and quality of the original recording. Also, while most shows are stereo, a few shows are only available in mono (as indicated).
|
Not sure where to start?
Our partner site the Demented Music Database
has a search engine to help you locate the episode you want to hear.
|
Choose by era:
Or by topic:
Sort by:
|
Or save money with our package deals for Christmas, Halloween, and Funny 25 shows!
|
2 new additions within last seven days.
(0 in this category.)
|
|
HALLOWEEN: Werecow, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Spooky Sexy, Spider and the Fly, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm, Vampire SLeeps, Zombie Jamboree, Sitting up with the Dead, Werewolves of London, Monster Mash Oct 24, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Mar 5, 2017) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
ELECTION: Gump, I Live in a Split Level Head, One Hen, Talking Song Repair Blues, Vulcan Mind Meld, Richter Scale, Election Year Rag, This Land is your Land, Alvin for President, Archie Bunker for President, Ringo for President, Winnie the Pooh for President, Snoopy for President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Tribal Council, Sirius Black Oct 17, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Apr 24, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
MEN/CARLA ULBRICH: Punk Rock Girl, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, Suicide Hotline, Rage Against the Mundane, Dungeons & Dragons, Jeopardy Ken, Carla Ulbrich Interview, If I Had the Copyright, Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, Man Song, Sensitive New Age Guys, Chicken Hawk, What if your Butt was Gone, Great Idea for a Song, Liar Sleeps Tonight Oct 10, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jun 2, 2024) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
SPORTS: Beam me up Scotty, Vulcan Rubdown, Don't Hear the Beeper, Talk like a Pirate Day, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Angry White Boy Polka, Who's on First, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Me like Hockey, Basketball Jones, I love NASCAR, I'm the President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, What if your Butt was Gone, Sirius Black Sep 26, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Apr 27, 2025) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
MEAT: White Trash Husband, Sea of Grass, Trapped in Iowa, Pac-Man is Naked and so Are You, Harry Potter, I'm the President, Must be the DNA, Chopping Broccoli, Timothy, You're a Hamburger, Spam, My Bologna, Sinister Lunch Meat, Roast Chicken Faces, Butcher Pete, Shatner, Amish Paradise, Great Idea for a Song Sep 19, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jan 3, 2021) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
CAFFEINE: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Word from Farkle, Spectrum Song, Why Does the Sun Shine, Star Wars Cantina, George Bush Language Center, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Grandma vs. the Crusher, I Want a Proper Cup of Coffee, Stress, Coffee, Too Much Coffee, Java Jive, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone Sep 12, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Nov 4, 2019) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
SCHOOL: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Wildwood Weed, America, Weather Forecast, Earache my Eye, Charlie Brown, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Fatal Beatings, High School Gym, Lunch Lady Land, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone, Liar Sleeps Tonight Aug 29, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Aug 31, 2020) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
COMPANION ANIMALS: 7-11, Junkfood Junkie, Freeway to Stairbird, California Kid, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Hamster Love, Tie me Kangaroo Down, Gift Horse, Stealing like a Hobbit Aug 22, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Aug 31, 2020) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
CATS: Dave, Prednisone, Rock & Roll Doctor, It's Hard to Kiss Your Lips at Night, I Like Cartoons, Lincoln Park Pirates, America, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Feline American Princess, I Hate Cats, Whiskers & Me, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Robot Cat, Shatner, Spongy Dance, This Land is Your Land Aug 15, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added May 22, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
DOGS: What if your Butt was Gone, Christmas without Martha, Burn Goody Stewart, White Trash Husband, Green Garden Hose, Doggie Doo, Buy me a Dog, Mastiff, Butt Scootin Doogie, Bark Along with Cody, Bark-off, Don't Pet the Dog, Big Sniff, My Dead Dog Rover, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Aug 8, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Dec 6, 2015) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
CELEBRITIES 0431: Great Bell, Prednisone, Lips That Chew Your Ass Out, Sink the Bismarck, F. People, Stallone Again, Shatner, Spongy Dance Aug 1, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added May 2, 2010) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
CARS: Intro and the Outro, Lumberjack Song, We're the Cubs Fans, Car Alarm, Car Noises, 15 Days under the Hood, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Rocket 88, Making Love in a Subaru, Bitching Camaro, Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Driving Instructor, Hey Spidey, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Jul 25, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jul 25, 2021) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
MILITARY: Hey Spidey, White Trash Husband, Lakeside Trailer Park, My Brother's a Butt Head, Good old Days, Sympathy for the Television, Underwear Song, Hug Me, Your Face, Shatner, Moisture, Life's Gonna Suck, What are you Squawking About, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Romping through the Swamp, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 11, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Aug 15, 2021) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
AMERICAN: Yellow Rose of Texas, Beer Run, Truck Driving Song, Hey Spidey, Peter Parker, Cicadas, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Integration, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Mr. Reagan's Neighborhood, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, She's got a Tongue like a Kodiac Bear, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 4, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Sep 26, 2021) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
I AM: I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Spongy Dance, Rippy the Gator, Sorcerer's Stone, I'm in a Star Trek Band, I'm Bad, I'm the Greatest, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual, I'm Happy, I'm Normal, I am Whale, I am Cow, If I had the Copyright, Harry's Wand Jun 20, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jun 26, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
MARRIAGE: Underwear Song, Mastiff, Chug-a-lug, Hole in the Bucket, Harry's Wand, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Kill the Rabbit, Harry Potter, Lion & Albert, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Love & Marriage, I Got a Wife, D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Defenders of Marriage, Elements, Tribal Council, If I Had the Copyright Jun 6, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Oct 2, 2016) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
SUMMER TIME 0422: Harry's Wand, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Brady Bunch, I Love Me, Get a Load of This, Bobby Salazar, Taco Grande, Satan Gave me a Taco, Summertime Blues, Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Fishing Hole, Toast, If I had the Copyright, Me like Hockey, Sirius Black May 30, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jul 24, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
ALCOHOL PART 2: Crusher, Eggplant ate Chicago, Guitarzan, Bertha Butt Boogie, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, No Nose Jobs, I like Beer, Save the Beer, Irish Drinking Song, Glorious, Piano has been Drinking, Hangover, Little Bits and Pieces, Stealing like a Hobbit, Sirius Black May 23, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Nov 28, 2021) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
ALCOHOL: What I Like About Booze, 90's Song, Gentry's Gin, Beer is Better Than Women, Sirius Black May 16, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Sep 20, 2009) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
TRAINS: A Tribute to Nick and Mary Yankovic May 2, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Mar 29, 2006) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
NUDITY: Dear Janet, Milkshakes, Cartoon Animals, Elderly Man River, I Sold my Son on Ebay, Eddie's Apartment, Hug Me, Battle of Kookamunga, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Streak, We like Streaking, Streaking U.S.A., Super Streaker, Deteriorata, Sirius Black, Pop Star, She Bangs, Great Idea for a Song Apr 25, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Aug 28, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
EASTER/WORM QUARTET INTERVIEW: Dentist, Mechanical Man, Accountant Son, Hot Point Warm Heart, Living in the Fridge, Arnold Rap, California Uber Alles, Peter Cottontain, You Wanna Buy a Bunny, Rabbit Valley, I'm Gonna Procreate, Coffee, Hardware Store, Sounds of Sinus, Sirius Black Apr 11, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jul 28, 2024) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
PSYCHOS: I Feel Like an Onion Ring, Laugh and Be Happy, Who's on First (rock version), Derailroaded, Lizzie Borden, My Name is Larry, Great Idea for a Song Apr 4, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Oct 4, 2009) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
CRAZY SONGS BY POP STARS: President's Brain, Bras on 45, Coffee, Elvis, Beatles, Who, Cream, Beach Boys, Van Halen, Pearl Jam, Booty Man Mar 21, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Mar 7, 2010) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
SPRING/ST. PATRICK's DAY: Dead Skunk, Squirrels, Countryside, Milkshakes, Me like Hockey, Library, Sirius Black, My Girlfriend's Back, Springtime for Hitler, We are the Worms, My Dead Dog Rover, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Another Irish Drinking Song, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Erf, Tribal Council, Rage Against the Mundane, Cows with Guns Mar 14, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Sep 25, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
TONY GOLDMARK INTERVIEW: I Saw Janet Jackson's Boob, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Agnostic Gospel Song, Hot for Preacher, Pervert's Life, Fight for your Right to Plunder, Complicated Song, First Light at Denny's, Bruces, Teeth Clenched, I Know You're a Fish, Fan Girls Shake that Booty, What's so Bad about a Nipple, Great Idea for a Song Feb 29, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Oct 27, 2024) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
STAR TREK: Too Hot For You, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Rage Against the Mundane, Milkshakes, Stoned People, Story of the W.C., Button up Your Overcoat, Beam Me up Scotty, Star Drek, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, What's up Spock, Booty Man, Horse in Striped Pajamas Feb 15, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added May 6, 2012) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
Valentine Special Beatles Salute 2004 Feb 8, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Jan 1, 2006) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
THE GRAMMYS: Eat It, No Respect, Dr. Death, I live there, Diarrhea Mustache Feb 1, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Mar 29, 2006) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
DIETING: Prosthetic Brain, There's a new Sound, Oops I Farted Again, French Toast Man, Because we Can, Martian March, Your Thong, Fat as I am, Junkfood Junkie, Diet Song, Drinking Man's Diet, Too Fat Polka, You can Eat Dog Food, Fat Man's Prayer, F. People, Tribal Council, Viagra in the Water Jan 25, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Dec 25, 2022) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
LUKE SKI INTERVIEW: Charliesomething, United States of Whatever, Noah Right!, Freddy Four Toes, Putting on the Ritz, Stealing Like a Hobbit, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Moose Turd Pie, Tribal Council, Great Idea for a Song Jan 11, 2004
[ Play List ]
(Added Oct 2, 2011) |
$3.00
|
|
[Promo]
|
|
Members Only
|
|
|
|
|
