Welcome to the official online archive of The Dr. Demento Show!
Here you can browse our archives, which range from last week all the back to 1970! A new episode is added each Saturday morning, and older items are added to the archives each Sunday evening.
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(Please note that you are not purchasing a download but a single performance which is streamed to your computer. Any offers mentioned in older shows are null and void at this point.)
Please be aware that some of the older shows although available in high quality format may have less then stellar sound quality due to the age and quality of the original recording. Also, while most shows are stereo, a few shows are only available in mono (as indicated).
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3 new additions within last seven days. (0 in this category.)
BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com!
CANADA: 90's Song, Fabulous 50's, I Have to Kill You, Britney Zombie, Warm Leatherette, Energy Crisis, Take Off, Circular Impression, Morris the Moose, Rippy the Gator, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Quebec Language Police, Hockey Song, Toast, Fart in an Elevator, Scotsman Mar 23, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 1, 2017)
CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2020)
CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Don't have to Work Tomorrow, Dirty old Man, Bang my Bald Spot, Who's on First, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mama get your Hammer, Crusher, Head Cheese, O Holy Night, Dear Santa, Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, Tired of the Hanukah Song, Frosty the Dope Man, Ding Fries are Done, I am Santa Claus, Rusty Chevrolet, Night Santa went Crazy Jul 20, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 5, 2018)
CHRISTMAS PART 2/4: Holy Shit It's Christmas, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Santa Baby, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Blue Christmas, Damn it I'm Vixen, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 7, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added May 1, 2011)
CIGARETTES: Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Pissing Outside, Stealing like a Hobbit, You Stink but I Love You, Great Green Gobs, Enterting Marion, Five Minute Love Affair, Smoking, Smoke That Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys' Room, Another Puff, Demi More, Kick Ass U.S.A. Apr 6, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2015)
DENTISTS: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Winona's Song, Random Drug Testing, Stoned People, Suspenders, Fowl Wind, Ikey & Mikey, Almost Degraded, Andy the Dentist, Painless Dentist, Cavity Search, Dentist, Harry Potter, God is In, Sounds of Sinus, D & D Jan 12, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 6, 2016)
DR. WHO 40TH ANNIVERSARY: Music Sex & Cookies, Cupcakes, Loving you has Made me Bananas, How Many Clowns in a Car?, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Ballad of Johnny Holmes, In my Country, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 7-11, Who is the Doctor, Doctorin the Tardis, Robot Cat, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request Nov 9, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2019)
ITALIAN DEMENTIA: Back got Back, Barbie Girl, Demi Moore, I Bit William Shatner, I Sweep the Sidewalk with a Hose, Pastafazoola, Pizza to Go, Lasagna, Italian Song, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shaddup you Face, Eh Cumpari, Suspenders, Chainsaw Juggler Feb 16, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2013)
RECORDS: Bagpipes that's my Bag, God Bless my SUV, What Kind of Cat are You, Der Fuehrer's Face, Constantinople, Old Joe's Place, You Don't Love me Anymore, Britney Zombie, Couch Potato, Big 10-inch Record, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Okeh Laughing Record, Go to Rhino Records, 500 Miles, Stealing like a Hobbit May 18, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 31, 2021)
SUMMER VACATION: Those Two Dreadful Children, Great Day, Chicken Fat, Ebay, Fool Yourself, Noseful of Nickels, Spliceway to Heaven, First Bratwurst of Summer, I Wanna Be a Lifeguard, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Kids Love McDonald's, Demi Moore, Stealing Like a Hobbit, Couch Potato Jun 1, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2014)
TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 24, 2020)
WEIRD AL POODLE HAT INTERVIEW: There's a New Sound, Ritalin, Ballad of William Robinson, Hardware Store, Baby Likes Burping, A Loan Again Naturally, Hole in the Bucket, Wildwood Weed, Stealing Like a Hobbit May 25, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 10, 2010)
