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GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART TWO): Hotline, Birthday Cake Polka, Don't Touch me There, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Sister's Nose, Mechanical Man, Hooray for Captain Spalding, I'm Against it, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Earache my Eye, Telephone Man, Small Breasted Women, Star Trip, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 21, 1977
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ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART ONE): My Girl's Pussy, August in Azusa, Big Bear Lake, By Beautiful Sea, Lost my Stash, Vegetables, Redneck Hippie Romance, Greet the Press, Elvis for President, My Boy Elvis, Heartbreak Hotel, Bye Bye Elvis, Mystery Train Aug 21, 1977
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DOGS 2233: The dog days of summer have arrived, and we're greeting them with an hour of thoroughly Demented dog songs! We'll salute Beavis & Butt-head (yes, they're back) and Sweetie Candy Vigilante (coming soon!) Stream our crazy new show immediately at drdemento.com. Aug 13, 2022
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TOYS: Car Noises, Ode to my Car, SUV, Bolt-ons, I Want Sex, Hey Mr. Postman, Rawhide, Uneasy Rider, Folsom Elementary School, Shock Treatment, Mr. Roberts, Cell Phone on the Highway, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Me and my Vibrator, View Master, S.S. Minnow, Stoned People, Real Dick Cheney, Smoke-off Sep 16, 2001
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JUDY TENUTA / BIRD & MCDONALD INTERVIEWS: Born in East L.A., Tomato Vendetta, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I like Boys, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Elvis is Everywhere, Ghost Riders in Disguise, Candy Rapper, Motel Face, Burger Rap, Freeways of L.A., Squirrels, Star Trekkin', Puka, Boot to the Head Aug 23, 1987
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WILD WEST 2232: Today's topic is the Wild West - more specifically, the Demented West, with some classic and a couple of not-so-classic songs about cowboys and other denizens of the Wide Open Spaces! Aug 6, 2022
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BARRET HANSEN WITH JOHNNY OTIS ON KPPC: This is not comedy, but the Doc before he was the Doc, playing old records from the Specialty label. (NOTE: Source not of highest quality.) Aug 10, 1970
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TOP TEN 2231: The Top Ten for July, plus a merry miscellany of Demented Discs from "Rutabaga Boogie" to "Marcel's Talking Chainsaw", by artists from Victor Borge to Yung Gravy. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 30, 2022
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SUMMER TIME 0422: Harry's Wand, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Brady Bunch, I Love Me, Get a Load of This, Bobby Salazar, Taco Grande, Satan Gave me a Taco, Summertime Blues, Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Fishing Hole, Toast, If I had the Copyright, Me like Hockey, Sirius Black May 30, 2004
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Santa Claus is Watching You, Wrap the Bear, Wreck the Malls, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus, I Want You for Christmas, Relatives are Coming to Town, Pretty Little Dolly, Ho Ho Ho, Hanukkah Rocks, I'm Going out of my Mind, 12 Pains of Christmas, Green Christmas, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas Dec 13, 1987
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PSYCHEDELIA 2230: The Dr. Demento Show gets psychedelic this week! We salute the golden age of psychedelia, the late 1960s, with a definitive tribute first heard in 1985. Nearly half of this show is brand new, however, including the first-hour free-for-all (lots of requests) and more psychedelic stuff! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Jul 23, 2022
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Under my Gums, Interesting People, There is a Tavern in the Town, No Money Down, Black Denim Trousers, Football Card, Clark & Lois, Bridget the Midget, Moron, My Home Town, Marvelous Toy, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I Want my Baby Back Jan 28, 1979
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LORNE ELLIOTT INTERVIEW/INSTRUMENTALS, ON KLSX: Cause I'm a Blonde, Car Phone, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Take me Down to the Strike Zone, My Boss is Lazy, Goo Goo Muck, Whole Lotta Love, Pinball Wizard, Ballad of Glendale Villas, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Birdhouse in your Soul Mar 18, 1990
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MEDICAL 2229: This week Dr. Demento salutes his colleagues (?) in the medical profession, with songs saluting (and satirizing) doctors, nurses, and the people and things they work with to hopefully keep us healthy. Hear that show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 16, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Anoka Polka, Casablanca, Batman & the Riddler, Dirty Don, They're Moving Grandpa's Grave to Build a Sewer, Sparky & the Dawn Patrol, Elements, Office Party, Why is Thanksgiving, Hernando's Hideaway, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Shaving Cream, Surfing Bird, Martian Hop, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Bozo's Song Nov 18, 1973
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Horses Don't Bet on People, Cool Water, Ash Grove, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Nifty 50's Blues, Gee Officer Krupke, Saturday Afternoon Football, Split Level Head, Don't You Feel my Leg, Come Up & See me Sometime, Thunder Road, Mountain Dew, Fine Football Weather, Hockey Song, Booley Wooger, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, You Rascal You Nov 18, 1973
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CARS 2228: Today's show will take you on a musical joyride! We have an hour of Demented songs about cars, plus a first hour free-for-all with equally Demented songs about a bunch of other things, plus the Demented News with Whimsical Will! Hear it now at drdemento.com. Jul 9, 2022
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Der Fuehrer's Face, Battle of New Orleans, Child Support Blues, What a Crazy Guy, Bowling USA, She's Big & Round, Honey Earthers, 14, Beans, Crepitation Contest, Boa Constrictor, Rapping Nerd, Boogie in your Butt, Ice Box Man, Mr. Comet, Time Warp, Rock me Jerry Lewis Mar 23, 1986
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HALLOWEEN/ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW: Looney Tune, Dracula, Psycho, Haunted House, Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Tale of the Ticker, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror, Mr. Sheen, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Mr. Grave Digger, Dinner with Drac, Monster Mash Oct 28, 1979
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FOURTH FLASHBACK 2227: Happy Fourth of July! Dr. D is laid up with a sprained ankle this week...but here is a fine Fourth of July show from 1996 which many of you haven't heard, and it's a humdinger. Enjoy! drdemento.com Jul 2, 2022
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I AM: I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Spongy Dance, Rippy the Gator, Sorcerer's Stone, I'm in a Star Trek Band, I'm Bad, I'm the Greatest, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual, I'm Happy, I'm Normal, I am Whale, I am Cow, If I had the Copyright, Harry's Wand Jun 20, 2004
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In the Mood, Psycho Chicken, Disco Toilet, John Birch Society, Laurel & Hardy in London, Legend of the USS Titanic, Three Little Fishes, Eggplamnt that Ate Chicago, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Alligator Wine, Ouch, Punk Polka Mar 23, 1980
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TOP TEN 2226: Here's the Top Ten for June 2022, and a show with much-needed Demented merriment (Nothing about the Supreme Court - the show was planned before the rulings were announced). Hear it now at drdemento.com! Jun 25, 2022
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Rubber Biscuit, Up your Nose, How Much is that Doggie in the Casket, Forest Lawn, Martian Boogie, Drinking Man's Diet, Dance & Grow Thin, High School Gym, My Bicycle Tillie, I Hold your Hand in Mine, In the Mood, Pizza Song, Amazing Man, Reefer Man, Test Tube Baby, Earache my Eye, Gentry's Gin, My Name is Larry, Pencil Neck Geek, Smoke Off Jan 21, 1979
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FOOTBALL: I Couldn't Spell, Bicycle Seat, Boobs & Butts on the Beach, A Donde Esta el Banjo, Fat, Wal-Mart Polka, I Used to Work in Chicago, Donahue's Perfect Guest, Local Swimmers Disrupt Baptism, Take off your Clothes, Football, Dropkick me Jesus, Baseball & Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, What it Was Was Football, Streak, Scotsman, Carrot Juice is Murder Oct 1, 1995
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BEER 2225: This week's special topic is beer. Beer has inspired more funny songs than any other alcohol (or any other recreational drug for that matter) and I'll spin some of the best from my collection. (Sorry for the late upload!) Jun 18, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Winestoned Plowboy, Vatican Rag, My Sister's Nose, Cocaine Blues, Drinking Wine Spodee-odee, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Crazy Man Crazy, Rock the Joint, Teenager's Mother, Robert Hilburn, Sister Mary Elephant, Tight Blue Jeans, Number One, Carter Gets a Phone Call Feb 15, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Happy Birthday, King Tut, Up Jumped the Devil, From Peanuts to Jellybeans, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Hate People, Going Quackers, Sugar Honks, Pop Hates the Beatles, Piggies, Janitor, Hello D.J., Sound of Children, I Like to Hurt People, Hostility Rag, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Earthquake Song, Wild Bill Hiccup Feb 15, 1981
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SUMMER & SURF 2224: This week we flash back to the '80's for a celebration of the 25th anniversary of surf music, summertime in general, and also Father's Day which is coming up next weekend. Stream it now at drdemento.com Jun 11, 2022
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1983 FLASHBACK LIVE ON KLSX! Earthquake Song, Day after Day, Cyber No No, In the Closet, Rodeo Song, Wet Dream, Birthday Cake Polka, Smells like Camp Granada, Jungle Boogie, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Ricky, Smoke two Joints, Ballad of William Robinson, We are the Worms, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1998
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MARTIN MULL: Beam me up Scotty, Bilbo Baggins, Little Blue Man, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Happy Boy, I'm a Nut, Licks off Records, Dueling Tubas, Men, Doctor is in, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Clarence, Leprosy, 60's World, Fabulous 50's, Roger Boom, Where the Hell is Bill, Life Sucks then You Die, Big Butt, Marvin Jan 5, 1986
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BICYCLES/MOTORCYCLES 2223: The Dr Demento show rides on two wheels this week, with Deemented songs about bicycles and motorcycles. In the first hour we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day and National Accordion Awareness Month, plus the usual shenanigans. drdemento.com Jun 4, 2022
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 4: I Want my Baby Back, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Hunting Song, Headline News, One Hen, Reinstalling Windows, Music Sex & Cookies, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Sensititve New-Age Guys, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Second Week of Deer Camp, Baby Poo, Psycho Chicken, Thanksgiving Song, Boy Band, Slim Santa, Little Toot Oct 29, 2001
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TOP TEN 2222: Here's the Top Ten for May 28, 2022, plus a lot of "runners-up," old and new, and a few goodies I haven't played before! "Candy Rapper," "My Girl's Pussy," and Pat Boone singing the theme from an obscure horror movie. Stream it now at drdemento.com ! May 28, 2022
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CATS: Dave, Prednisone, Rock & Roll Doctor, It's Hard to Kiss Your Lips at Night, I Like Cartoons, Lincoln Park Pirates, America, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Feline American Princess, I Hate Cats, Whiskers & Me, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Robot Cat, Shatner, Spongy Dance, This Land is Your Land Aug 15, 2004
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Boy Wonder I Love You, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, College Medley, When I was a Lad, Walter Cronkite, Sports Page, I Like Beer, Down at the Ice Rink, Copycat Game, Inflationary Language, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Punk Polka, Constantinople Mar 16, 1980
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FUNNY ROCK SONGS 2221: Did you know that some of the most famous rock musicians made some of the funniest songs around? Get Demented with the Beatles, the Who, the Police, the Monkees and more on this week's new show. Hear it now at www.drdemento.com May 21, 2022
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Dust up his Nose, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Political Science, Suicide is Painless, Laughing Gnome, Omar the Vampire, Someone Ate the Baby, Pizza's Revenge, My Girl has 3 Legs, Bloat on, Martian Hop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Fish Heads, Smoke Off, My Dead Dog Rover Jan 7, 1979
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EATING/DIETING: Black Denim Trousers, Cadillac Heaven, Bedrock Rap, Neanderthal Man, Floyd Freud, My Dead Friend Chester, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Sideboard Song, Chug-a-lug, Overweight Blues, You Eat Too Much, My Wife is on a Diet, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack Attack, Wet Dream, 99 Dead Baboons Nov 11, 1984
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Bus Driver's School, Sweet Birds, Bo Diddley, Delicious, Laughing Records, How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Stormy Weather, Sunday Funnies, Roots, Shaving Cream, Pencil Neck Geek, Dream Dirty Dreams Sep 4, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Martian Boogie, Lumberjack Song, New Star Wars, Popcorn Sack, Buying a Bed, Talking Union, Dear Abby, Rover, Junk Food Junkie, Captain Clack, Elizabeth & Richard, Home Run Willie, Them Moose Goosers, Yellow Rose of Texas Sep 4, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 2219: Happy Mother's Day! This show includes an hour of Motherly dementia, plus a special set of horsey songs for Kentucky Derby day. May 7, 2022
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NONSENSE: Diet Song, My Genitalia, Livin la Vida Broka, Disney Song, Wasn't that a Party, Disco Toilet, This is Ponderous, Rubber Biscuit, Ketchup Song, Flat Foot Floogie, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Witch Doctor, Mairzy Doats, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, Kids Love McDonald's, Ned Beatty, D&D, Star Trekkin Jan 5, 2003
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FIRESIGN THEATER INTERVIEW: Beerhunter, Where the Hell is Bill?, Shuddup-a You Face, Crazy Every Night, Madalena Hadalena, Powerhouse, Annie had a Baby, Tonto's First Cowboy Bank, Rats in my Room, Back from the Shadows, Fussy Eater, Beam me up Scotty, Dead Puppies, Born in East L.A., Fish Heads Jan 26, 1986
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TOP TEN 2218: Top Ten time today! Plus some porcine Dementia (songs about pigs), a Star Wars song I've never played until now, a few unusual drinking songs, and a new one called "Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy." Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 30, 2022
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Wild Bill Hiccup, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Back Door Man, How Sweet to be an Idiot, I Love Me, Please Mr. Carter, Stop the War, Marching off to Bedlam, We'll Ride with Nixon, Doing What Comes Naturally, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughtnuts, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Boris the Spider, Ballad of Irving, Mr. Bill Mar 9, 1980
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ELECTION: Gump, I Live in a Split Level Head, One Hen, Talking Song Repair Blues, Vulcan Mind Meld, Richter Scale, Election Year Rag, This Land is your Land, Alvin for President, Archie Bunker for President, Ringo for President, Winnie the Pooh for President, Snoopy for President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Tribal Council, Sirius Black Oct 17, 2004
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ROBOTS 2217: This week we celebrate robots! Good robots and bad robots - robots that would do anything we desire, and robots that want to kill us all. You can stream and enjoy this show now (or anytime) from drdemento.com! Apr 23, 2022
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CHRISTMAS: Purple Reindeer, Swinging the Jingle Bells, Chipmunk Song, Christmas Tree Song, My Two Front Teeth, Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Good King Kong Looked Out, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Chickens are in the Chimes, Christmas Dragnet, Santa's Watching Me, Wreck the Halls, Green Christmas, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1985
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CHRISTMAS: Open me First, Nothing for Christmas, Hanukkah Song, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Christmas Goose, Randolph the Flat-nosed Reindeer, Spin Little Dreidel, Day Santa Claus Retired, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas Carol, Deck the Halls Dec 24, 1978
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EASTER/MEMORIES 2216: Happy Easter! The new Dr Demento show has a set of Demented Easter songs, plus some songs about memories of the past, and a fond farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com Apr 16, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Mannish Boy, Wurzel Fudge, Subway Song, Little Orley & the Moon, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Der Fuehrer's Face, Shaving Cream, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Vatican Rag, Martian Hop, Drowning in the Surf, Highly Illogical, Funniest Song in the World, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Nixorcist, Split Level Head, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Boa Constrictor, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Banana Boat, Chicken Fat, Can you Dig it, Why a Duck, Delicious, Birthday Cake Polka, Martian March, Freckle Song, Satisfy me one More Time, Christmas Tree Song, Night Owl (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974
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FARTING 2215: By popular demand I'm bringing back the farting contest, together with some carefully curated and hilarious songs about flatulence. Lots of other funny stuff too. www.drdemento.com Apr 9, 2022
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POLICE: Suspenders, If I Could be like Xena, Help me Make it Through the Night, Untie my Ankles, Cellphone on the Highway, Aunt Bea, 99 Dead Baboons, Here Comes the Judge, Tripping in Court, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Little Blue Riding Hood, Speed Trap, I Wish I Were, Ned Beatty Jan 26, 2003
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ANIMALS: Party in my Pants, Dolly Parton, Hospitality Blues, Hot Rod Lincoln, Black Slacks, I Got it from Agnes, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog, Elephant Talk, Vampire Beavers, Ode to Billy Joel, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Give me that Old Unemployment, Time Warp, Take off, Pac-man Fever Feb 21, 1982
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TRAINS 2214: I haven't featured train songs for awhile, and it's one of my favorite subjects, so here goes! Plus, it's my birthday today (April 2). Apr 2, 2022
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Nuke the Whales, Gonna buy me a Dog, Pop Hates the Beatles, Paul McCartney Drug Story, Protest Song, Shriner's Convention, Super Skier, Copycat Game, Short People, Tall People, Disco's Dead, Three Drunk Newts, Punk Polka, My Name is Larry Mar 2, 1980
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Happy new Year, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Head Cheese, Betty Boop, He's so Unusual, Mountain Girl, Empty-vee, This is the Life, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Nellie the Elephant, Sister Mary Elephant, Up your Nose, Transfusion, White Collar Holler, Wet Dream, Eat my Shorts Jan 6, 1985
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TOP TEN 2213: Here's the Top Ten for March 2022, plus a whole lot of runners-up, and a couple of scintillating mini-topics too! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com! Mar 26, 2022
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My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Surfin Bird, Christmas Tree Song, Cinderella, She's not Gonna be in my Song, Put the Bone in, Doggy Do, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Camelot, Chaos, Pop Hates the Beatles, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, Spam Dec 17, 1978
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In the Mood, Eggs, Be Prepared, Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I'm a Moron, Close to You, Chipmunk Song, Science Fiction Double Feature, Test Tube Baby, Status Back Baby, Seven old Ladies Locked in a Laboratory, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, King Tut, Pencil Neck Geek Dec 10, 1978
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022
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LIVE KMET PART TWO: My Mother the Car, Little old Ford Rambled Right Along, Hot Rod Race, No Money Down, Old Betsy Goes Boing Boing, Dead Man's Curve, Transfusion, I Wish I was a Car, Birthday Cake Polka, My Mammy, Bilbo Baggins, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975
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LIVE KMET PART ONE: Shaving Cream, Can you Dig it, Ying Tong Song, Van Lingle Mungo, Ain't we Crazy, Marijuana Hell, Wildwood Weed, Last of the Red ot Mamas, Cement Mixer, Clean Song, Wild Thing, Sara Jane, We're Having a Baby, Swap Meet Mama, Hallelujah I'm a Bum (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975
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IRISH 2211: Here's our annual virtual visit to the Ireland of our Demented imagination -- preceded by a merry miscellany of topical tunes and just plain fun! Stream it anytime from drdemento.com Mar 12, 2022
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Rock Lobster, My Baby got Rabies, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Goo Goo Muck, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Death by Phone, Dead Skunk, Suzanne Summers, Big Rock Candy Mountains, Boobs a Lot, Freckle Song, Dallas, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Jul 5, 1981
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WINTER/THANKSGIVING: White Collar Holler, Car Noises, Girl Fight Tonight, Tighten Up, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Chiller, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Hal & Lulu, 60 Minute Man, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant, Boris the Spider, Polka Dot Undies, Star Trekkin Nov 22, 1987
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SUPER VILLAINS 2210: Today we celebrate Supervillains. Well, we don't exactly endorse what they do, but the world's worst people (from D. Vader to V. Putin) have inspired some of the world's best songs, and we'll hear a bunch of 'em this weekend! Streamable now from drdemento.com Mar 5, 2022
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MILITARY: Ahab the Arab, Genie the Magic Record, Curse of the Hearse, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Swimmin with the Women, Hockey Sock Rock, Beep Beep, Disco Toilet, Send the Marines, Draft Dodger Rag, Call up the Groups, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Jaws, Fish Heads Feb 24, 1980
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DOGS: Delicious, Shriner's Convention, Cosmic Debris, I Want your Socks, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Hangover, Scotsman, Commercial Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Hound Dog in the Window, White Fang, Pit Bulls of L.A., Hound Dog, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Squirrels Aug 16, 1987
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TOP TEN 2209: The Top Ten for February, plus a dozen runners-up, and a whole lot more Dementia! Stream it now at drdemento.com. Feb 26, 2022
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SPIKE JONES TRIBUTE: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, Fooba Wooba John, Beer Gut, You Look Marvelous, Cow Patty, Get a Load of This, Weekly World News, Martian Hop, Rock Lobster, Dance of the Hours, Der Fuehrer's Face, Cocktails for Two, Uneasy Rider, Car Phone, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 17, 1991
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VALENTINE'S DAY: Let's do it, Locked in the Closet with You, Boogie, Love in Bloom, Almost Degraded, Big Ten Inch Record, Davy's Dinghy, I Wanna Kiss Her, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Eat it, Birds and Bees, I Love me, Ballad of Irving, Ice Box Man, I Love Rocky Road, Dead Puppies Feb 12, 1984
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ZOOS AND CIRCUSES 2208: Today I have songs about zoos and circuses, especially the animals we go there to see. (They may be in cages, unfortunately, but the songs are free!) Also, for the week after Valentine's day, a few funny songs about love that's passed its best-by date. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! Feb 19, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Prime Time, T.V. Mama, Television, Turn on your T.V., Howdy Doody Time, You are so Rare to Me, I Love Lucy, Monkees, Rubber Duckie, Who is it, Mickey Mouse Closing Theme, Telephone Man, Argument Clinic, Uneasy Rider, Poisoning Pigeons, Shaving Cream, Locked in the Closet, Bloat on, Geek's Revenge Nov 13, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Snoot Full of Snow, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, You Haven't Lived til You've Died in L.A., Step Right Up, Satisfaction, Hamster Love, My Girlfriend has 3 Legs, MURRAY THE K INTERVIEW, Invasion, Letter from Elaina, Strawberry Fields Forever, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Ringo for President Nov 13, 1977
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2207: Along with our customary program of Demented love songs, I have two very exciting premieres! A brand-new song by the Knuckleheadz...AND a new National Anthem of the Land of Deementia, "Born Weird" by Nerf Herder, featuring an accordion solo by Weird Al himself! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Feb 12, 2022
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KMET LIVE: There is a Tavern in the Town, Pickup Interruptus, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Scotsman, Hip to be Bare, Grown for me, Little more Gauze, Cocktails for Two, I'm a Blonde, Girls, Pineapple Princess, Mercury Blues, I Gotta go to the Bathroom, Ronnie's Rap, Bed Time for Bonzo, Cable TV, Battered Plants, Glorious, Rap-around, Dentist Jan 11, 1987
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AFRICAN MUSIC: Fast Food, Frontal Lobotomy, Doctor of Dementia, Moustache Song, Clean Song, Machines, Split Level Head, Elephant Hunting Song, Zulu Warrior, Shango, Grazing in the Grass, Mo Money, Things we do on Sunday, Football Rap, Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Country Music is Here to Stay, Friends, Bras on 45, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 12, 1982
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COMICS 2206: We salute the comics this week, with 26 fun songs derived from or inspired by comic strips and comic books, from Barney Google to Great Lakes Avengers. Feb 5, 2022
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ROOTS OF ROCK DEMO: This demo for a series that NEVER AIRED includes songs and stories about legends such as Fats Domino, Roy Orbison, Tina Turner, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Sam Cooke & more! Oct 9, 1987
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TOP TEN 2205: Here's the Top Ten for January, plus a raft of other goodies - a mess of boogies, winter sports, and a swim in the ocean of free-form radio! Listen right now at drdemento.com. Jan 29, 2022
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Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Making Whoope, I'm Henry VIII I Am, Limb from Limbo Rock, Can Broadway do Without Me, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Cocaine Bill, Copycat Game, 400 Mile Gas Line, Night the Lights Stayed on in Pittsburgh, Hippopotamus, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, On the Amazon Feb 17, 1980
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BEER: Summertime Summertime, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Roaches, You Always Poke my Eye, Stars & Stripes, Cosmic Debris, Arab Alabama, Melanoma Girl, Save the Plankton, I am Whale, I Shot Bambi's Mother, I Like Beer, Glorious, Colorado Kool-aid, 51 Beers, Hangover, In Heaven There is no Beer, 9 Coronas, Parents Just Don't Understand, Contra Rap Jun 12, 1988
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WARM PLACES 2204: Let's warm things up with some Demented discs from (and about) warm places - Hawaii, Jamaica, and Australia for starters! Lots of requests this week - Martin Mull, Ruth Wallis, Don Bowman ("Hello D.J."), Weird Al, and some real obscurities. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com Jan 22, 2022
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Davy's Dinghy, Tennessee Bird Walk, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Ape Call, Dirty old Man, High School Gym, Sidewalk Surfin, Super Skier, Masochism Tango, What it Was Was Football, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover Dec 3, 1978
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CARS: Oy It's so Humid, Too Darn Hot, Fax me a Beer, Hamster Love, Dancing Fool, Car Noises, Used Cars, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Car Phone, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Smells like Nirvana, Dead Puppies Aug 9, 1992
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IRRELEVANCE 2203: Today I have songs about good boys and bad boys, bloody guts, a little surrealism, a little nonsense, and some Deemented songs recorded live by the late Bob Saget. Special added attraction: the Crepitation Contest in high fidelity! Stream it (and over 1,000 other shows) anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 15, 2022
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PART TWO KMET: In old Mexico, Wong Song, CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW, Acupuncture, Let's Make a new Dope Deal, Do the Orbit, Won't eat Prunes Again, Miss Piggy for President, Refugee, My Girl's Pussy, Pencil Neck Geek, Locked in the Closet with You, Psycho Chicken, Shaving Cream, Ayatollah Jul 13, 1980
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PART ONE KMET: Sunday Driving, Normal, Acapulco Gold, Doper's Rodeo, Wings under Japan, Old Man Atom, High School Gym, It's Great to be Crazy, Intro & Outro, We are the Now Tones, I Don't Want to get Drafted, Nuke the Whales, Sideboard Song, New Wave, They're Here, I Saw a UFO Last Night Jul 13, 1980
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REQUESTS 2202: What do I do with all the requests for non-holiday songs in December? I play a lot of them in January, and this week's show has plenty of Demented classics we haven't heard in quite awhile - like "The Vatican Rag," "Let It All Hang Out," "Pencil Neck Geek" and "Sensitive New Age Guys." No bleeps - this show is R-rated. Hear it now! drdemento.com Jan 8, 2022
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COMIC STRIPS: Can You Dig it, Tabloid Writer, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Beep Beep, Hot Rod Lincoln, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Take the Skinheads Bowling, Comic Song, Laughing at the Funnies, Alley Oop, Reggae Popeye, Jerry Samuels interview, Lunchlady Lady, Amish Paradise Apr 14, 1996
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FOURTH OF JULY: Beer Run, Stars and Stripes Forever, My Home Town, New York New York, Food Parade at the 4th of July Picnic, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Lakeside Trailer Park, Hey Hulk, Real Dick Cheney, Uneasy Rider, Get off the Phone, Demi Moore, Couch Potato Jun 29, 2003
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FAST FOOD 2201: Welcome to the third decade of the 21st century, dementites and dementoids! Today we celebrate fast food, especially the kind you can hold in your hands - hot dogs, hamburgers, tacos, and pizza! Plus a Demented oddity by Betty White, and a bunch of other crazy tunes. You can hear that show anytime starting early on New Year's Day, 2022 - just visit www.drdemento.com and select "streaming." Jan 1, 2022
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Argument, Anything You can Do, Little Blue Man, They Don't make Nun Names, Istanbul not Constantinople, Four Yorkshiremen, Step Right up, Soba Song, Punk Polka, Disco in the Garbage, Naz, 8 Arms to Hold You, Ode to a Cow, Baby it's Cold Outside Feb 10, 1980
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THE FUNNY 25 OF 1985! Dec 29, 1985
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FUNNY 25 2152: The Funny 25 countdown of the most demanded Demented Discs of the year is now online -- together with an opening set of After-Christmas songs! www.drdemento.com Dec 25, 2021
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COLUMBUS DAY/FOOTBALL: Men, 4 Wet Pigs, Ying Ton Song, Rubberine, Little Blue Man, My Corporation, Funky Worm, Them Moose Goosers, Columbus Discovers America, You Gotta be a Football Hero, Day of the Game, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, I Do the Watusi, Elevator to Menswear, Rock me Jerry Lewis Oct 12, 1986
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FISHING: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Purple Rain, Ernest, When I was a Lad, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Laughing Record, Pico and Sepulveda, I Hate L.A., Sit on my Face, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Clean Song, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Gumball Wizard, Existential Blues, Who's on First, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985
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CHRISTMAS 2151: And here it is - our third and final all-Christmas show for 2021. More Demented holiday songs old and new, in a wide variety of styles and smiles! No duplication of the past two weeks. On Christmas Day we'll have the Funny 25! www.drdemento.com Dec 18, 2021
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KMET PART TWO/GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE: Looky Loos, I Want my 15 Bucks, Omaha Nebraska, Roots, August in Azusa, I Can't get Started, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Sunday Funnies, Ballad of Irving, Deteriorata, Pizza Song, Who's on First, Redneck Hippie Romance, Harv Kirshner, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 28, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Hotline, William Tell Overture, Young Love, Hey Nelda, Keep Venice Nude, Men, Party, Take your Girl to the Movies, God Save the Sex Pistols, Yes we Have no Bananas, Ajax Liquor Store, On Top of a Pizza, Winestoned Plowboy, Paper Shuffle, We Will all go Together When we Go Aug 28, 1977
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CHRISTMAS 2150: Part 2 of my Christmas trilogy is now available for streaming - featuring Tom Lehrer, the Aquabats, Randy Rainbow, Barnes & Barnes, the Mushroom Tab. Choir and more Demented holiday favorites old and new. Also a Dr. D exclusive - Osaka Popstar's rockin' new cover of "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't." www.drdemento.com Dec 11, 2021
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REQUESTS: King of Suede, Eddie are you Kidding?, In the Mood, Pet Shop, My Girl's Monkey, Tennessee Bird Walk, Story of the W.C., Bilbo Baggins, Crusher, Reefer Man, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Transfusion, I Got it from Agnes, Midnight Star, Breaking up is Hard on You Mar 4, 1984
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Bomb in the Mail, Something's in the Bag, George, Ole Swenson, Prep Rap, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Temptation, Chipmunk Song, School is in, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Used to Work in Chicago, She's got Col. Sanders Thighs, Inka Dinka Doo, General Hospital, Space Invaders Sep 6, 1981
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HOLIDAYS #1 2149: Hark, the Demented angels sing! The first of three holiday shows for 2021 is now available for streaming, with holiday hilarity old and new, from "Dominick the Donkey" to "Christmas In Lumania." Plus a set of Krampus songs, and a tribute to Stephen Sondheim. www.drdemento.com Dec 4, 2021
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ALCOHOL PART 2: Crusher, Eggplant ate Chicago, Guitarzan, Bertha Butt Boogie, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart, No Nose Jobs, I like Beer, Save the Beer, Irish Drinking Song, Glorious, Piano has been Drinking, Hangover, Little Bits and Pieces, Stealing like a Hobbit, Sirius Black May 23, 2004
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Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Benny the Bouncer, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Serenade to a Jerk, Test Tube Baby, Old Man Atom, So Long Mom, Copycat Game, Reefer Man, I Heard, Lord Mr. Ford, Doggy Doo, It's a Super Spectacular Day, Little Bit Late, Geek's Revenge, My Bologna, Spam Jan 27, 1980
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HANUKKAH 2148: Happy Hanukkah! This year we celebrate the 40th anniversary of the first Hanukkah novelty song ever, "Hanukkah Rocks." Now there are quite a few, and I spin 14 of the best this week, along with the Top Ten for November, a just-released Weird Al cover of the Ramones, and lots more. www.drdemento.com Nov 27, 2021
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW: High School Montage, Graduation Day, Sarah Jackman, Silent E, Tropical Hot Dog Night, Blimp, Cement Mixer, Christmas Carol, Amazing Man, Moritat, Mack the Knife, Eric the Half a Bee, Gilligan's Island Stairway, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Nov 26, 1978
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CLASSICAL/KLSX: Happy Birthday, Food to Rent, Bill from Balla, Elvis for President, October in Oxnard, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, I Wanna be a Vulcan, Spliceway to Heaven, Dance of the Hours, Cockroaches, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Dodgers Song, Penis Envy, Monster Mash Oct 23, 1988
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THANKSGIVING 2147: Here's the Thanksgiving show for 2021, with a tribute to the late Joe Siracusa, the last of the 1940s Spike Jones City Slickers, and a dear friend. My heartfelt thanks for your support of the show! drdemento.com Nov 20, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: Transfusion, Hole in the Bucket, Scratchy 45's, What me Worry, I like Girls, Bruces, Babe Ruth's Home Run Story, Ukulele Blues, Boy Wonder I Love You, Come on in my Kitchen, Let me Play with it, They're Coming to Take me Away, Chocolate Toenails, Hot Nuts, Beam me up Scotty Oct 17, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Drop Kick me Jesus, Mairsydoats, Twilight Gallery, Smut, 3 Blind Jellyfish, Suicide, Brown Shoes don't Make it, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Barnacle Bill, Dirty old Man, Why Won't you Come Home, Boogie, Masochism Tango, Suzy Cockroach, Little Glass of Wine, Spock's Thoughts Oct 17, 1976
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HUNTING 2146: I don't imagine a great many Dementites take to the woods with rifles or shotguns these days (I've never tried it myself) but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this show has some of the best! Lots of other goodies too. www.drdemento.com Nov 13, 2021
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BRITISH: Polka your Eyes out, Time Machine, It's Good News Week, Summertime Summertime, I Like Beer, Illegal Smile, If You Wanna be Happy, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, You Don't Bring me..., I Hate Country, Great Bell, Window Cleaner, Welly Boots, Ernie, Je T'aime, PMS Airlines, Smells like Nirvana, Ren & Stimpy May 24, 1992
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FRANTICS: Super Skier, I Got a Cold in my Dose, Earache my Eye, Rock & Roll Classroom, K-mart Blues, Woke up this Morning, Frozen Embryos, Do the Freddie, Gas Station Wash Room, Bill from Bala, Roman Numerals, You People are Fat, I Shot Bambi's Mother, In the Mood, Boot to the Head, Star Trekkin' Jan 24, 1988
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TOP TEN 2145: Now online - the Top Ten for October (a week late so as not to interrupt our Halloween celebration) plus some runners-up for the Top Ten and some surprises, old and not so old! Stream it at drdemento.com. Nov 6, 2021
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THE YEAR 1978: Vanna Pick me a Letter, Alphabet Song, 99 Dead Baboons, South Park Junkie, I Dream of Jeannie, William Robinson, King Tut, My Girl has 3 Legs, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dust up his Nose, Gilligan's Island, Life's Gonna Suck, Kenny was a Kid from South Park Mar 1, 1998
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Beep Beep, Snatch & Grab it, Moose Goosers, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Mr. Custer, Stink Foot, Another Puff, Cobwebs & Strange, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Lumberjack Song, Bilbo Baggins, Smoke-off, Time Warp, Fish Heads Nov 19, 1978
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HALLOWEEN 2144: This week we celebrate zombies, werewolves, grave robbers, unripe pumpkins, and Count Dracula- it can only be another Dr Demento Halloween! We'll also preview another track from the new Barnes & Barnes album, "Pancake Dream," out November 5. Stream it at www.drdemento.com Oct 30, 2021
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CATS: There's a new Sound, Wrap it up, Fast Food, Cockroach that ate Cincinnati, Chiggers, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Ain't we Crazy, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Mel Blanc Tribute, Cats, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, Joker, Spam, Hey Batman Sep 3, 1989
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IAN WHITCOMB INTERVIEW: Either Way it's Fine with me, Don't Burn that Flag, Sgt. Carter, I'm a Nut, It's a Gas, Hit me Baby, Break Dawg, Old Sow Song, Metal Head, Hot Rocks Polka, You Turn me on, Grizzly Bear, Hot Rod Lincoln, Spam, Wappin, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, Adam West Aug 27, 1989
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HALLOWEEN 2143: Here's another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, familiar and not so familiar, to get you in the mood for October 31 -- plus a sneak preview of the new Barnes & Barnes album which comes out next month on Demented Punk Records. It's very Demented -- and very dark! www.drdemento.com Oct 23, 2021
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CARTOONS: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Saturday Morning Confusion, Sixpence, Ralph & Herbie, MC Hammer, Backwards Song, My Girl's Pussy, Bears, Little Animals in Heat, Betty Boop Theme, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, When I See an Elephant Fly, Jetsons Theme, Hey Rocky, Wappin, Oxymoron, Simpsons are Resistable, Lines in the Sand Jan 27, 1991
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MOTHER'S DAY: Cheapest Tattoo, My Bologna, Matzoh Balls, I Love Onions, Wine Snobs Rap, Loving You is Surfing You, Joe the Love Potato, Jane Get me off this Crazy Thing, Hospitality Blues, Mother's Day, My Mother the Car, Motherly Love, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Beep Beep, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 11, 1986
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HALLOWEEN 2142: Halloween is drawing closer, and this week's show is about two-thirds "spooky tunes and scary melodies"-- plus Ray Stevens' new song (and his first hit, from 60 years ago!), other gems from 1961, William Shatner's real-life rocket ride, and a cool new song featuring Josh Turner. Oct 16, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: If a Table at Rector's could Talk, Ape Lady, Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie, Nose Job, Since Mother had a Facelift, When I was a Lad, It's Money that I Love, Teenage Romance, My Sister's Nose, Bird Bathroom, Bleepies and Beer Aug 19, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: Romping through the Swamp, It's in the Book, Ernest, Green Door, Muffin Man, I do the Rock, Disco Crep, Piccolo Song, Marching off to Bedlam, Twinkie Insanity, Do Something, Fang, Chicken Power, In the Mood, Something's in the Bag, Masochistic Bubble Aug 19, 1979
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CAFFEINE 2141: Caffeinated beverages, especially coffee, have inspired a whole lot of Demented songs -- more than any other beverages except for alcohol. I've rounded up more than two dozen of them, including many never heard on the show before. Other highlights include the newly viral "Bohemian Catsody" and the story of how David Seville's first #1 hit, "Witch Doctor," originated. drdemento.com Oct 9, 2021
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Who'd be a Turkey at Christmas, Everywhere It's Christmas, Frosty the Snowman, Rusty Chevrolet, My Birthday Comes on Christmas, We Wish, Monster's Holiday, Reindeer Don't run Over Grandmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Radical Reindeer, Jingle Bells, Night Before Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 25, 1988
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Christmas Carol, Wreck the Halls, Relatives are Coming to Town, My 2 Front Teeth, Dashing Through the Stores, Wreck the Malls, Christmas with the Devil, Santa Baby, Chipmunk Song, Santa Claus is Watching You, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa & his old Lady, Green Christmas, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 18, 1988
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NONSENSE 2140: By popular demand I revisit the topic of nonsense songs this week! The Ying Tong Song, Ain't We Crazy, Cobwebs and Strange, Like a Dribbling Fram and over 20 other of the silliest songs ever made or imagined. Hear that show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 2, 2021
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AMERICAN: Yellow Rose of Texas, Beer Run, Truck Driving Song, Hey Spidey, Peter Parker, Cicadas, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Integration, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Mr. Reagan's Neighborhood, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, She's got a Tongue like a Kodiac Bear, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 4, 2004
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REQUESTS: One More Minute, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Merry Minuet, Beer Nuts, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Catch it and you Keep it, Thing, Mummy, Don't Burn that Flag, Existential Blues 2, Medfly Blues, Doctor in the Tardis, Universal Adjective, This Used Car of Mine Aug 5, 1990
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TOP TEN 2139: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus songs about punks by non-punks, a few more songs about school. On top of that, YouTube star and terrific musician Josh Turner visits Dementia Central! Josh and I chat about funny music and other things. drdemento.com Sep 25, 2021
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Ernie, Life's not all That Bad, Jollity Farm, Old Sow Song, Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Ayatollah Song, Weather Forecast, Eric the Half Bee, Cabaret Boys, Funky Gibbon, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Bicycle Seat, Time Warp, Yoda Jun 7, 1981
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Wet T-shirt Night, Cruel Shoes, Kicking the Gong Around, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Night after Night, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Hello DJ, Almost Degraded, Reluctant Cannibal, My Bologna, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Disco Sucks, Topical Song, Steve Dahl interview, Do You Think I'm Disco Sep 30, 1979
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BACK TO SCHOOL 2138: This week we go back to school - songs and comedy bits about education, that is! Weird Al, Tom Lehrer, Robin Williams, Frank Zappa, Barnes & Barnes, The Frantics and many more intelligent people comprise this week's faculty. Norm Macdonald, Monty Python, Roger Miller and other stars of Dementia join in the opening free-for-all. Drdemento.com Sep 18, 2021
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PART TWO: Do you Wanna, Old Chisholm Trail, Pinto Pony, Three Little Fishes, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Sound of the Sun, Nellie the Nudist Queen, Show me a Rose, Ain't we Crazy, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Trepidation Contest, I'm Tired, Davy's Dinghy, Hello Muddah, Get a Load of This, It's a Gas, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (MONO ONLY) Jul 28, 1974
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PART ONE: Does the Spearmint Lose It's Flavor, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Singing in the Rain, Great Bell, His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Everything Costs too Much, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My old Man, Stacy Brown got Two, Betty Boop Theme, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Anatole of Paris, Super Special Picture of the Year, Je T'aime (MONO ONLY) Jul 28, 1974
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MILITARY 2137: On this 20th anniversary of the infamous 9/11 attacks, here's a Dr. Demento salute to the defenders of America, the Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force. There are a lot of funny songs about the armed services, and the experiences of those who serve, and I play more than an hour's worth on this show. www.drdemento.com Sep 11, 2021
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DUPPIES: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, California Kid, Marvin, Bilbo Baggins, I Smoke Cause I Like to Cough, Ballad of the Volunteer Firefighters, Silicon Valley Guy, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Yuppie Song, Shopping from A to Z, Shopping 9 to 5, You Need Love, Ghoul Days, Existential Blues part 2, Shaving Cream Mar 31, 1985
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WORK: Somebody Stole my Gal, Plastic Jesus, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, Sister Mary Elephant, School Cafeteria, Laughing Gnome, Rappa This, Superhero Blues, My Attorney Bernie, White Collar Holler, D.J. Blues, Part Time Plumbers, Got to Go on Vacation, Dick Tracy Rides Again, This Used Car of Mine Sep 2, 1990
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LABOR DAY 2136: This is the weekend where we interrupt our labors by celebrating them! Hear more than an hour of funny songs about all kinds of work on this weekend's brand-new Dr. Demento Show. www.drdemento.com Sep 4, 2021
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MOTHER'S DAY: Political Science, Send the Marines, Navy gets the Gravy, Martian Boogie, Everybody's Got to Have a Mother, Motherly Love, Rats in my Room, Yellow Submarine, My Mammy, Copycat Game, Eddie are you Kidding, Disco Boy, Loco Baseball, Shaving Cream, Religion & Politics, Psycho Chicken, Mr. Bill May 11, 1980
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Deteriorata, Cow Pasture Polka, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Mr. Roberts, Young Love, Strip Polka, Wet T-shirt Night, Alfred Packer, Copycat, Star Trip, Middle of the House, I Gotta Get a Fake I.D., 15 Beers Ago, My Radiation, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, My Bologna Jan 20, 1980
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TOP TEN 2135: The Top Ten for August 2021, plus a tribute to Tom T. Hall, Don Everly and Charlie Watts, and a nice long swim in the Ocean of Dementia! drdemento.com Aug 28, 2021
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CATS: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 25, 1991
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PSYCHIATRY: Elements, Brady Bunch, Elvis is Everywhere, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Yellow Rose of Texas, King Tut, John Belushi, Little Toot, Fussy Eater, Twisted, Marching to Bedlam, Outside the Hospital,, Pyschotherapy, Teenage Lobotomy, Last Will and Temperament, Booger on my Beer Mug, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 4, 1990
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SOUTHERN HUMOR PART 2: Troglodyte, Moose in my House, Rawhide, Someone ate the Baby, Prince's Panties, Freckle Song, Purple Toupee, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Transfusion, RC and Moon Pie, Southern Air, Battle of Kookamunga, Birdhouse in your Soul, We Love Barney Fife, Wet Dream, Dueling Rappers Feb 25, 1990
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CATS 2134: Dinosaur Song, Birdhouse in your Soul, Rap Yodeler, Clean Song, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Shlock Rod, Traffic Lights, Driving through Chicago, Big Cat, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Cat Song, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Catbox Blues, Cat Came Back, Monster, 7-11, Earache my Eye Aug 21, 2021
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DOGS/LOOSE BRUCE KERR & HOWIE NAVE INTERVIEW: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 18, 1991
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MILITARY: Hey Spidey, White Trash Husband, Lakeside Trailer Park, My Brother's a Butt Head, Good old Days, Sympathy for the Television, Underwear Song, Hug Me, Your Face, Shatner, Moisture, Life's Gonna Suck, What are you Squawking About, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, I'm a Cranky old Yank, Romping through the Swamp, Spongy Dance, Harry's Wand Jul 11, 2004
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FISHING: I Want a new Duck, Why a Duck, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders, Civilization, On the Amazon, Is Your Best Friend Choking on his Lunch, Who's on First, My Father's Top Drawer, Undressa Vanessa, Human Race, So Long Mom, Fishin, Fishing Blues, Fish Lake, Catch a Pickled Herring, Gone Fishin, Rapping Duke, No More Madonna, Like a Surgeon Jul 7, 1985
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DOGS 2133: Teenage Mutant Kung-fu Chickens, Surfing Bird, Oy it's so Humid, Stonk, Hillbilly Rap, Cheesehead Song, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Hot Dog Boogie, Snoopy vs. the Red Baron, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Freeze-Dried Fido, Poetic Justice Thurgood, Hey Robin, Don't Touch That, Dead Puppies Aug 14, 2021
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Super Skier, 96 Beers, Ode to Billy Joel, Psychedelic Baby Box, I Hate Cats, Blob, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Elvis Imitator, Man Who Ate his Car, I Love Trash, Reaganomics, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Ronnie's Song, Ice Box Man, So Long Mom, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, Take Off Feb 14, 1982
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Crapture, Middle of the House, Train Kept Rolling, Baseball Game, Sports Page, Rat, Mummy, Tight Jeans, Russian Bandstand, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Come on-a my House, Your Feet's Too Big, Framed, Wasn't that a Party, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1981
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FOLK II 2132: And here it is - Demented Folk Music II! Featuring the Smothers Brothers, the Kingston Trio, Allan Sherman (My Son the Folksinger), Country Joe & The Fish and many more. Plus a half dozen songs by Logan Whitehurst and some Demented songs about Radio, and more. drdemento.com Aug 7, 2021
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ROBERT KLEIN/GAMES: Radio Shack, Principal's Office, Crispy Critters, Get a Haircut Dad, Record Rap, Robert Klein interview, Strange Things are Happening, Lost in the Mail, Friend in Need, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Name Game, Tibetan Memory Trick, Pool, Scotsman, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 12, 1989
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STAN FREBERG/ROCK N ROLL: Chew Tobacco Rag, Junk Food Junkie, Need to Eat, That's my Pa, Eric the Half Bee, Alligator Wine, Rock & Roll, My Man Rocks Me, Foolish Questions, John & Marsha, Little Blue Riding Hood, Elderly Man River, Buckwheat Toupee, Boogie in your Butt, Wet Dream Feb 16, 1986
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TOP TEN 2131: The Top Ten for July 2021 and runners-up, plus "I'm Better Than the Beatles," new songs by Rand Bellavia (Ookla the Mok,) "It's Hot As Balls Outside," "I Heart Aging and Dying" and "Steppin' On a Spaniel" (mystery solved!) Hear it at drdemento.com. Jul 31, 2021
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CARS: Intro and the Outro, Lumberjack Song, We're the Cubs Fans, Car Alarm, Car Noises, 15 Days under the Hood, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Rocket 88, Making Love in a Subaru, Bitching Camaro, Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Driving Instructor, Hey Spidey, Sirius Black, Spongy Dance Jul 25, 2004
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JOHN MCEUEN INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Battle of Kookamunga, Tape Player Song, Highly Illogical, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Daisy a Day, Laughing Gnome, Adams Family, Teddy Bears Picnic, Like a Dribbling Fram, World is Mine, Like a Surgeon, Rapping Duke Jun 23, 1985
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FOLK 2130: Funny folk songs have been around for centuries, but the Folk Revival of the 1950s and 1960s had more than its share! Hear some of those, and newer songs in the same spirit, plus Weird Al, Logan Whitehurst, Chet Atkins with Ray Stevens, and more on my all-new show! drdemento.com Jul 24, 2021
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HOME TOWNS: Whole Lotta Love, Jeannie's Diner, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Kill a Tree for Christ, Marvin, Marvin I Love You, Second Week of Deer Camp #2, Fox in Socks, Whirlpool, Big Man Mambo, Blue Danube, Green, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, October in Oxnard, Spam, Time Warp, Star Trekkin Nov 10, 1991
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KIP ADDOTTA INTERVIEW: Camelot, Beam me up Scotty, Pizza Man, My Girl's Pussy, Japanese Banana, Cocktails for Two, Beer Drinking Song, Put my Face on a Nuclear Bomb, Sex in the 80s, Life in the Slaw Lane, It's the Liquor, Hiss, Home in Pasadena, I do the Watusi, Wet Dream, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Existential Blues Jun 1, 1986
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RECORDS 2129: The topic is records on this all-new show! An hour-plus of historical/hysterical songs and stories about records,mostly the kind you play on a phonograph --preceded by an hour's free swim in the ocean of Dementia. It all adds up to two hours 15 minutes (no extra charge for the extra time!) Jul 17, 2021
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INSANITY: You're a Hamburger, I Really like Potatoes, Addicted to Spuds, Hot Dog Boogie, Moo-Moo Song, Mutant Cows, Crunchy Frog, I'm in Love with Vanna White, Everything You Know is Wrong, Mad Cow Disease, Pyscho Chicken, Twisted, Crazy, I Wanna be Sedated, Vampire Bat, Ode to my Car, Gump, Amish Paradise Mar 31, 1996
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Summertime Blues, Merry Minuet, Bernie Don't Disco, Wahoo, When the Mush Begins to Rush down Father's Vest, None but the Lonely Heart, Cocker Spaniel Song, Coward at the Alamo, Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, Bookshop, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Rubber Duckie, Here Comes Bob, Pencil Neck Geek Jul 1, 1979
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DIETING 2128: As some of us are trying to shed the pounds we added during the long months of lockdown, here's some musical motivation! I also have the five nominees for the Logan Award for best song parody of 2020, plus Stan Freberg's hilarious backhand tribute to Lawrence Welk and other goodies. Note: "Car Keys" and "The Captain's Wife's Lament" have some adult humor. drdemento.com Jul 10, 2021
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CHRISTMAS: All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Ho Ho Ho, Christmas Song, Waldo the Friendly Elf, Santa Claus is Watching You, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Daddy's Christmas, I'm a Christmas Tree, Hanukkah Rocks, Cat and the Christmas Tree, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas, Merry Christmas Baby, Christmas Dragnet Dec 21, 1986
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CHRISTMAS: Wreck the Halls, I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, Kung Fu Christmas, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa's Beard, Everywhere is Christmas, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Chincy old Scrooge, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Open me First, 12 Gifts of Christmas Dec 23, 1979
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ALL AMERICAN 2127: Celebrating the Fourth of July with an all-American show! Stan Freberg, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, Spike Jones, Allan Sherman, Mel Brooks, the Hoosier Hot Shots, David Peel and the Lower East Side, and my choice for a new National Anthem -- one you can actually sing! Streamable now at drdemento.com. Jul 3, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: I Wanna Go Surfing, Cosmic Debris, Chicago, Pale Blues, They're Coming to Take me Away, Train Kept Rolling, Transfusion, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Freckle Song, Pico & Sepulveda, In the Mood, Existential Blues, Circular Impression, Fussy Eater, Kinko the Clown, Suicide is Painless, I Like Apr 3, 1983
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KMET PART ONE: Bounce your Boobies, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Tearing my Hair Out, Sex with a Gun, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Bonanza, Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, I Love my Cat's Meow, Outside the Hospital, Let me Call you Sweetheart, What Did Unda Wear, Go to Work you Jerk, Sit on my Face, My old Flame Apr 3, 1983
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TOP TEN 2126: The Top Ten for June, plus twisted tunes about stupid people, smart dinosaurs, fat chickens, confused sportscasters, and mammary glands! Jun 26, 2021
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MICKEY MOUSE INTERVIEW: Rubber Duckie, Hunting Song, Nose Job, Cocaine Habit Blues, Whole Lotta Love, I Smell Like 90 Weight, Late Late Movies, Mickey Mouse Interview, Can You Dig it, College Life, College Days, Graduation Day, I'm my own Grandpa, Purple People Eater, Titties and Beer, My Name is Larry, Spam Nov 12, 1978
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HALLOWEEN: Black Sunday, Dark Shadows, Haunted House of Rock, Grim Grinning Ghosts, I Was a Teenage Werewolf, Vampire Frogs, Spider and the Fly, I Put a Spell on You, Dinner with Drac, Addams Family, 10 Dead Ones, Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Werewolves of London, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Carmen Miranda's Ghost Oct 28, 1990
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ALCOHOL PART 2 2125: For various reasons, alcohol has inspired an enormous number of songs, including many very funny songs! Here are some more great ones I didn't get to two weeks ago. Also a set for Father's Day. Jun 19, 2021
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HAIR: I Wish I was a Lesbian, Music Sex & Cookies, Mexican Radio, Taco Grande, Mr. Custer, Lincoln Park Pirates, Grandma vs. the Crusher, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Hair Piece, Kookie Kookie Lend me your Comb, Uneasy Rider, Back When my Hair was Short, Bald Guys, Gump May 19, 1996
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ALIENS & UFO'S: Intergalactic Laxative, Martian Hop, Moral Majority, Inbred, Barbie Don't Love Ken Anymore, Hey Batman, Go Go Pogo, Down on the Electronic Farm, Galaxy Song, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Little Space Girl, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Religion & Politics, Spock Rap, Adam West Jun 25, 1989
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TRAVEL 2124: People are finally free to hit the road (or the airport) this summer, so we have some Demented travelin' music for you...plus some Demented requests, a salute to the Bo Burnham Netflix special, and a Cicada Cacophony! Stream it anytime at drdemento.com. Jun 12, 2021
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Col. Sanders Thighs, Rat Bait, Louie Louie, I'll See you in Cuba, Shock Treatment, Werewolf Mama, Lenny Bruce, Pineapple Man, Mercury Blues, Alphabet Song, Be Prepared, Honky Tonky Queen, Bernie Don't Disco, We are the Nowtones, Rodeo Song, Super Duper Man, General Hospital, Fish Heads Sep 13, 1981
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BRIAN WILSON INTERVIEW: Airheads, Cause I'm a Blonde, My Name is Bob, Martian Boogie, Goodbye old Friends, I Stole Captain Kirk's Toupee, Whip It, Plexiglass Toilet, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Winner, Smart Girls, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, It's a Gas, I'm too Sexy, Ooh Don't Touch That Jan 12, 1992
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ALCOHOL 2123: Today's show features funny songs about alcohol. It's pleasant, it's dangerous, and it mixes well with music, so there are naturally a lot of songs about it, and some of them are Demented! I'll also preview the new vinyl album featuring legendary comedian Jonathan Winters. www.drdemento.com Jun 5, 2021
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MUSICAL TURKEYS: Happy Birthday Song, Stress, Beep Beep, St. George and the Internet, Peter the Meter Reader, Pretty Little Dolly, One Chord Songs, Daisy a Day, Life Sucks then you Die, Old Man River, Potty Pal, I'm Surfin, Proud Mary, Air Battle, Once you Understand, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 26, 1995
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Dirty old Man, Telephone Man, Be Prepared, Japanese Banana, I'm my own Grandpa, Boa Constrictor, Copycat Game, You'd Look Swell in Nothing, Sideboard Song, Intoxicated Rat, Leader of the Laundromat, Something's in the Bag, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Sister Mary Elephant Feb 3, 1980
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DYLAN/TOP TEN 2122: In celebration of Bob Dylan's 80th, a dozen Demented tributes to the man from Minnesota, by a wide variety of artists, famous and otherwise. Plus the Top Ten for May, some great requests, and a farewell to Rusty Warren. Drdemento.com May 29, 2021
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WOMEN: Boobs a Lot, Mammary Glands, Mountains of Montana, Stairway to Heaven, Cause I'm a Blonde, Late Bloomer, Jesse Yes he Did, No Means No, 2 Triple Cheese, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mail Order Women, White House, I'm a Woman, You Can Play my Sega, Lumberjack Song, Speed Mar 14, 1993
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STAN FREBERG: Hippity Hop, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Elements, Weather Forecast, Drake on the Move, My Ding a Ling, Chicken Fat, Gentry's Gin, John & Marsha, St. George & the Dragonet, Elderly Man River, Take an Indian to Lunch, Old Payola Roll Blues, Rock & Roll Doctor, Pencil Neck Geek, Marvin I Love You Nov 13, 1983
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TOBACCO 2121: Tobacco isn't as popular as it used to be, but it has inspired a pack of hilarious songs and comedy through the years. This week's new show brings back "Another Puff," "Introducing Tobacco to Civilization" and "Nocturnal Stumblebutt," plus Frank Zappa, Mrs. Miller, Adam West and many more. drdemento.com May 22, 2021
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WATER SPORTS: Mediocre Fred, Break Dawg, Steel Marbles, I Need a Vacation, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Roman Numerals, Michael Richards interview, Swimming Song, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Bird Bathroom, Neil Young, Happy Boy, Spam, Spock on, Hey Batman Jul 30, 1989
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Kennedy Girls, Wild Thing, Bloat on, One Ton Tomato, Surfer Joe, Coffee Freak, Pollution, Derbytown, Top of the Pyramid, Pet Shop, Liberty Bell, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Guys are not Proud, Let's Make a new Dope Deal, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Psycho Chicken, Rock Lobster Jun 22, 1980
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EARLY '80'S 2120: Our special topic today is the early 1980s -- when the show was on over 100 stations nationwide, and Demented music was on a collective roll! Lots of hits, and some Demented rediscoveries. www.drdemento.com May 15, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: I Didn't Know the Gun was Loaded, 200 Candles, Birthday Cake Polka, In the River, Elements, Kong, Mr. Slater's Parrot, Them Poems, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Close to You, If, Kinky, King Kong, Lumberjack Song, I Love your Toes, Shaving Cream, Killer Kitty, Up your Nose Feb 13, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Dodgers vs. Reds, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, News of the World, Sound Effects Man, I Want my Baby Back, Masculine Women and Feminine Men, Window Shopping, Cupcakes, Hot Nuts, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Noses Run in my Family, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Donkey Serenade, Hungarian Goulash, Gun Control Feb 13, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 2119: Our annual Mother's Day Dementiafest features motherly melodies from Frank Zappa and the Mothers plus Dweezil, Tom Lehrer, Spike Jones, Rolf Harris, Danny Kaye, Josh Turner and more, plus Monty Python, Polkacide, Talking Media Fear Makers Blues and more moments to remember! drdemento.com May 8, 2021
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I Don't Want to Get Drafted, Ode to Gary Coleman, I Won't Grow up, Snore your Blues Away, Skinny Girls, Los Angeles, My Dead Dog Rover, They're Coming to Take me Away, End of the World, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Warm Leatherette, Dead Skunk May 4, 1980
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Laughing Record, Pizza Man, Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh, David Crockett, Blockhead, I Love Mickey, Monkey Bite, Disco Boy, Religion and Politics, Everything Stops for Tea, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Hamster Love Jun 24, 1979
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MINNESOTA 2118: We've heard a lot about Dr. D's home state, Minnesota, in the news during the past year. Unfortunately much of that news has been unpleasant. Minnesota has produced more than its share of great music, however, including lots of funny music! We'll hear an hour's worth of that on this week's show. May 1, 2021
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ROCK & ROLL: Stairway to Heaven, You Know my Name, Who's on First, Are you Lonesome Tonight, Canned Ham, One Piece at a Time, Humpty Man, I Don't Wanna do That, When I Was a Dinosaur, Ape Call, Joe's Garage, Boris the Spider, Dial 1 for Help, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Psycho Chicken Apr 18, 1993
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Strange Things are Happening, Green Garden Hose, Pizza Song, Cocktails for Two, Duncan, Paralyzed, Ain't Nobody Here but us Chickens, Motorcycle Story, Suzanne Summers, Wah Hoo, Short People, Tall People, Psycho Chicken, Harry's Jockstrap, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Jul 26, 1981
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TOP TEN 2117: The Top Ten for April, plus a lot of runners-up, old and new! Funny songs and/or spoken comedy about mystery meat, advertising, cats and a couple dozen other things. Apr 24, 2021
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OLYMPICS: In Heaven there is no Beer, Martian Boogie, Mixed up Confusion, Friendship, Trouble with Kling-ons, Popcorn Song, My Friend Jason, That's my Boy, Mr. Ed Theme, Argument Song, Jeremiah Peabody's..., Los Angeles, Pollution, I Love L.A., ZZ Top Beard, Scotsman Jul 22, 1984
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