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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com!

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KMET PART TWO, ABRAHAM/ZUCKER INTERVIEW: One Draw, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Atarian Fantasy, Police Squad Theme, Policeman's Song, Froggy's Lament, We are Dead, Meadow Muffin Blues, Beatle Rap, Peter the Meter Reader, Sister Mary Elephant, Shock Treatment, Ballad of Irving, I'll be Mellow When I'm Dead, I Like, Yoda Feb 28, 1982
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KMET PART ONE: Crusher, Argument, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Let's Get High, Please Shave your Legs, Dirty old Man, Maniac & Brainiac, You Scare me to Death, Maggie Get your Hammer, Censored, Nuts, Pants, Chocolate Toenails, Slide Trombone, William Tell Overture, I Hate People, Nice, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Don't Bogart Me Feb 28, 1982
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SINGERS AND MUSICIANS 2115: This week I have songs and sketches about Singers and Musicians, real and imaginary, from Gitarzan to Smells Like Nirvana - sung by artists from Allan Sherman to Tenacious D, from the Andrews Sisters to Shel Silverstein. Plus sets about stupid people and the solar system, and the first Weird Al song I ever played. www.drdemento.com Apr 10, 2021
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I Like Beer, Skinny Dipping, I Want to be a Lifeguard, Uncle Hiram's Homemade Beer, Jack You're Dead, Cupcakes, Big Eyed Beans from Venus, Super Duper Man, Get a Load of This, Brush up your Shakespeare, Rodeo Song, John Birch Society, Space Invaders, It's Still Billy Joel to me Aug 9, 1981
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CENSORSHIP: Grunge Song, They Won't Play this Song on the Radio, O.J.O., Doors, Big Fat Road Manager, Streak, Hello D.J., 4 Letter Words, Universal Adjective, Censor Us, Elderly Man River, 7 Words You Can't Say on TV, Hey Batman, Do the Picard, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 30, 1995
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BASEMENT TAPES 7 2114: This week's show features Dr Demento Basement Tapes #7, with a Weird Al rarity, Henry Phillips and more, plus a few Happy Easter songs...and I'll be celebrating a round number birthday with a couple of curlicues too! Join the party at www.drdemento.com! Apr 3, 2021
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HOCKEY/CANADA: Streets of Springfield, Don't Send in the Clowns, Dr. Kevorkian, Exercise Infomercial, Brady Bunch, Sister Mary Elephant, Really Safe Sex, Circular Impression, Pencil Neck Geek, You're a Hamburger, We Like Hockey, Hockey Here Tonight, Take Off, Quebec Language Police, I Love Beans, Lonesome Kicker, Cows with Guns Nov 9, 1997
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No Hopes, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Old Man Atom, Paranoid, Part Time Plumbers, Amazing Man, That's my Boy, Mr. Ed Theme, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Bruces, I Like Beer, Toast, October in Oxnard, Who's on First, Jane Get me Off this Crazy Thing, Existential Blues, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Rap Around May 4, 1986
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TOP TEN 2113: The Top Ten for March, plus the W.A.P. Polka by Cardi Beerdehosen, Ghost Chickens In the Sky, an impromptu 90th birthday tribute to William Shatner, and other improbabilities! drdemento.com Mar 27, 2021
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Amazing Man, Nashville Katz, Woody Woodpecker, Kids, Candy Man Blues, Ringo for President, Disc Jockey Blues, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Wonderful Wino, Hippity Hop, Earache my Eye, Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, King Tut Nov 5, 1978
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FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Them Moose Goosers, Hunting Song, She's Big & Round, Fat Man's Prayer, I Ate the Baloney, Harlem Shuffle, Sugar Blues, Baby Boom, Bad Attitude, Happy Boy, Cleveland Polka Town, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Bras on 45, Toast, Little Green Men, Yoda, Dead Puppies Mar 30, 1986
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SPRING 2112: Spring officially begins Saturday morning, March 20 in the Northern Hemisphere -- in the USA, just hours after my new show uploads. The show features a half hour of Demented spring songs, plus a glorious mixture of requests, a few new things, and Grammy winners Mister Rogers and Jim Kimo West (Weird Al's guitarist). www.drdemento.com Mar 20, 2021
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KMET PART TWO: Get a Load of This, Wong Song, I'm Rollin', Everyone Says I Love You, Once Upon a Nickel, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Dirty Don, It Ain't the Meat, Chula Vista, August in Azusa, Clean Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, There Was a Fungus Among us, Ballad of Irving, Highly Illogical (MONO ONLY) Jun 2, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Singing in the Rain, Three Blind Mice, Your Nothing but a Nothing, Blob, Leader of the Laundromat, Missle Man, Dragnet, Gee Officer Krupke, Intoxicated Rat, 68 Nixon, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Down by the Station, Wabash Cannonball, When Lulu's Gone, Purple Haze, Tiger Rag, Horses Don't Bet on People (MONO ONLY) Jun 2, 1974
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BODY PARTS 2111: The new show is a tribute to the human body. 29 songs, with 29 different Demented attitudes, explore body parts from head to toes. Also eight all-time favorites for St. Patrick's Day, plus "Mr. Biden (Bring My Vaccine)", "Chicken Fat", Max Headroom and more. Mar 13, 2021
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RHINO BROS. INTERVIEW: Mother's Lament, Charlie Brown, Mr. Custer, I'm the Slime, I Wish I was a Car, Bicycle Seat, Whole Lotta Love, Nose Job, Go to Rhino Records, No Anchovies Please, Seduced, Making Love in a Subaru, Dirty Old Man, Cupcakes, Marvin I Love You, Rappin Rodney, Curly Shuffle Jan 15, 1984
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JOHN JAVNA/DOO-WOP INTERVIEW: Big Daddy Graham Live, New York New York, Keith Richards' Blood, Back in the Day, Fatal Beatings, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, I Love Chocolate, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Blue Moon, Get a Job, Gee, Imelda's Shoes, Fly's Eyes, Roaches, Rapping Nerd, Jane Get me off this Crazy Thing Aug 10, 1986
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LIST SONGS PART 2 2110: By popular demand, List Songs, Part 2! Plus sets about pianos, moles, and 2 kinds of bums. www.drdemento.com Mar 6, 2021
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HAIR: I Like, E.R., Man Who Doesn't Exist, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Food of Choice, Slumber Party, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Chamber of Fate, Trixie the Piano Playing Pixie, Hair Piece, Bad Haircut, My Hair had a Party last Night, Haircut Song, S.S. Minnow, Getting in Touch with my Inner Bitch Jan 6, 2002
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Ape Call, Guitarzan, Beans in my Ears, Colorado Kool-aid, Wowie Zowie, Pass the Udder Udder, Copycat Game, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Leader of the Laundromat, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, I am the Greatest, Shaving Cream, Smoke Off Jan 13, 1980
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TOP TEN 2109: The Top Ten for February with runners-up, plus our first hour free-for-all, and a half hour of delightful Demented Discs from the 20s -- the 1920s! drdemento.com Feb 27, 2021
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: I Live in a Split Level Head, Man who Comes Around, Cat Handcuffs, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Dying Business, Test Tube Baby, It Makes a Fellow Proud to be a Soldier, Like a Dribbling Fram, Dave, Little Red Riding Hood, Basic Hip, Up in Smoke, Gilligan's Island, Ballad of Irving Oct 22, 1978
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ALCOHOL: Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Mammal, Taco Grande, Making Love in a Subaru, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Red Rubber Checks, Punks Get off the Grass, Your 15 Minutes are up, They Don't Make Nun Names, I Palindrome I, Chug-a-lug, Martini, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, 9 Coronas, Ren & Stimpy Apr 26, 1992
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FRUITS & VEGETABLES 2108: This week's topic is Fruits and Vegetables. Half a dozen songs about beans, and seven about bananas -- plus Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Call Any Vegetable, and Carrot Juice Is Murder. Plus a song about the Perseverance Rover, written and recorded the day it landed! drdemento.com Feb 20, 2021
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KMET PART 2: I Like Girls, Hungry Women, Ain't it a Beauty, Who Hid the Halibut, Gallager & Shean, Marvin, Sidewalk Centennial, Chinese Nights, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, Dream Dirty Dreams, Frozen Logger, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, I Love your Toes, Driving in the Lane with Diamonds, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing Jun 20, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Father's Day, Papa's on the House Top, Flying Sheep, There's Nothing like a Circus, Hey Fonzie, Yakety Yak, Legendary Chicken Fairy, Gone Fishing, Hollywood on Parade, Peanut Special, Wild Bill Hiccup, Tic-Tac-Toe, Salt, Modern Major General, Boy Named Hugh, Meet the Demento Gang, Japanese Banana, Je Taime Jun 20, 1976
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VALENTINE'S DAY 2107: Happy Valentine's Day everyone! We celebrate with a show that's 3/4 Demented love songs - Tapeworm of Love, Swallow My Love, U-Stink-But-I-Love-You, Loving You Is Surfing You, John & Marsha, Communist Love Song - you get the picture! drdemento.com Feb 13, 2021
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HALLOWEEN/ROCK & ROLL: Commercials on 45, Sailor's Life, My Man Rocks me, Rock & Roll, Rock & Roll Waltz, Old Payola Roll Blues, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Goblin Girl, Grandmother's Song, Prep Rap, Take-over, I Hear Voices, Hamster Love, Harry's Jockstrap Oct 25, 1981
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ALL REQUESTS: I'm a Nut, Psycho Chicken, Totally Nude, Lizzie Borden, Zilch, Rapping Nerd, When I Was a Lad, Wolf Creek Pass, Gumby, Nose Job, Funky Gibbon, Civilization, My Dingaling, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Marvin, Rock me Jerry Lewis May 4, 1986
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LIST SONGS 2106: This week's show celebrates "list songs", AKA "catalog songs" - songs like Weird Al's "Hardware Store," Tom Lehrer's "The Elements" and "99 Words for Boobs" by Robert Lund & Spaff. Also a shovelful of snow songs! Hear it now at drdemento.com Feb 6, 2021
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RECORDS: Bagpipes that's my Bag, God Bless my SUV, What Kind of Cat are You, Der Fuehrer's Face, Constantinople, Old Joe's Place, You Don't Love me Anymore, Britney Zombie, Couch Potato, Big 10-inch Record, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Okeh Laughing Record, Go to Rhino Records, 500 Miles, Stealing like a Hobbit May 18, 2003
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Goodbye 50's Hello 60's, Ready for the 80's, Crusher, Up your Nose, Mildred our Choir Director, Please Betty Jean, Copycat Game, Skier's Lament, My old Man, On the Amazon, Who are the Brain Police, Papa Rolled his Own, Louise, My Bologna, Making Love in a Subaru Jan 6, 1980
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TOP TEN 2105: The Top Ten for January is here! Thanks to everyone who "voted" for their favorites. This show includes many of the "runners-up" as well. drdemento.com Jan 30, 2021
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KMET PART 2: Minnie the Moocher, Over the Rainbow, Grunt Song, Riders in the Sky, I'm a Ding Dong Daddy, Cocaine Blues, His Majesty the Policeman, Alcoholic Blues, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Dip Your Brush in Sunshine, Meet the Demento Gang, Martian Hop, Boy Wonder I Love You, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jan 13, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Big Ten Inch Record, In the Mood, Let me Play with it, Yes Flo, Her Fuller Brush Man, LSD, Do it Now, Leader of the Laundromat, Smut, Grim Grinning Ghosts, How to Beat the Horses, Hot Dog Boogie, I'm not a Tree, 12 Days of Christmas, Knute Rockne, Crazy Mixed up Song, Hosana, Out of Gas, Rats in my Room (MONO ONLY) Jan 13, 1974
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ANIMALS 2104: The topic is funny songs about animals. Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, and lots more trash and treasures. Plus 8-year-old rapper Grandmaster Jax and Knucklehedz, Kirby Krackle, Phil Spector's most Demented song, and Q-Anon Girl (the only political song), drdemento.com Jan 23, 2021
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Up in Smoke, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Seven old Ladies Locked in the Lavatory, Open up the Door Hiram, Baby Sitting Boogie, Mr. Custer, Won't you Come Home, Tennessee Birdwalk, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Thing, Boobs a Lot, My Dead Dog Rover, Dragnet goes to Kindergarten, Shaving Cream, Who's on First Oct 8, 1978
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HUNTING: Fall in the United States, Hunting Song, Basketbal Jones, Bedrock Anthem, Fly on a Plane, Trigger Happy, Zombie Jamboree, We Eat Kitty Cats, Hunting Tigers out in India, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Food Innuendo Guy, Yosemite Sam, Weather Forecast, Hog Killing Day, PC, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30 Point Buck Nov 7, 1993
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SUPERHEROES 2103: For Inauguration Day, here's a show devoted to the kind of person we hope our Presidents can be -- a Superhero! Here are songs and sketches about superheroes from Aquaman to Howard the Duck, plus a few about actual Presidents. www.drdemento.com Jan 16, 2021
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Dallas, I'm the Slime, Ugly, Telephone Man, Mountain Dew, I Like You Better Drunk, Ambrose, Brother Can you Spare a Dime, Give me that Old Unemployment, Someone ate the Baby, I Had Sex with Pacman, My Ding-a-ling, I Like Food, I Want to be a Life Guard, Pencil Neck Geek, Bras on 45, Harry's Jockstrap May 16, 1982
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Another one Rides the Bus, Horace the School Bus Driver, Sister Mary Elephant, Public School Lunch, College Life, Poisoning Pigeons, Japanese Banana, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Days of the Week montage, Astro Boy, Space Invaders, Punk Polka, It's Still Billy Joel, My Sharona Oct 5, 1980
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BASEMENT TAPES 6 2102: Here's Dr Demento's Basement Tapes #6, for your dementing pleasure! Includes Weird Al's demo of "Yoda" plus "Star Wars Cantina," and the first Demented hits by Henry Phillips and the great Luke Ski, plus "Deteoriorata," "I'd Rather Have a Bottle In Front Of Me," "The Trouble with Klingons" and lots more. drdemento.com [drdemento.com] Jan 9, 2021
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MEAT: White Trash Husband, Sea of Grass, Trapped in Iowa, Pac-Man is Naked and so Are You, Harry Potter, I'm the President, Must be the DNA, Chopping Broccoli, Timothy, You're a Hamburger, Spam, My Bologna, Sinister Lunch Meat, Roast Chicken Faces, Butcher Pete, Shatner, Amish Paradise, Great Idea for a Song Sep 19, 2004
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DINNER MUSIC: Martian Hop, Martian March, Space Invaders, I Want my Baby Back, Turning Japanese, Old Dope Peddler, Sophie Tucker for President, Communist Love Song, Gooey Duck Song, Nuts, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Smoke that Cigarette, In Heaven There is no Beer, Making Love in a Subaru, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek Sep 28, 1980
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2101: At last it's 2021! Our first show of the New Year features a few songs from the 1920s, and from more recent times, Viral Hits from the internet. Plus lots of requests and other surprises. Jan 2, 2021
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THE BEATLES: Mother's Lament, Glorious, Strip Polka, Charlie Brown, What I Did last Summer, What's it Like to be You, Biddy McGraw, Psycho Chicken, Bicycle Seat, Invasion, Screaming Beatles, Ringo, Frankenstein Meets the Beatles, Pop Hates the Beatles, L.S. Bumblebee, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Gilligan's Island Stairway, We Love Barney Fife Mar 11, 1990
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FUNNY 25 FOR 1979! Dec 30, 1979
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FUNNY 25 2052: The Funny 25 countdown for 2020 is here, along with some after-Christmas songs. (Anything that refers to Christmas in the past tense qualifies!) Dec 26, 2020
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VACATIONS: Good Old Days, What I did Last Summer, We Don't Need the Men, Bob, Batman, Hey Robin, Ukelele Blues, Sidewalks on Parade, Jesus Loves Me but He Can't Stand You, Pinhead will Survive, I Need a Vacation, Big Bear Lake, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Cloud 9 Motel, Nails, This is Ponderous Aug 4, 1991
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CRISPIN GLOVER INTERVIEW: Happy New Year, My Favorite Diseases, Eat It, After Christmas Syndrome, Shock Treatment, I Like Boys, Sorry, Dueling Rappers, Thousand Points of Light, Laurie, Overture, New Clean Song, Istanbul, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Eat too Much Jan 7, 1990
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HOLIDAYS 2051: We celebrate many holidays in December, but Christmas has inspired the most Deemented songs of any holiday in the whole year, anywhere! Most of them have to do with the celebration itself -- the parties, the presents, Santa and his accomplices. Enjoy your favorites, old and not so old, on our third and final all-new holiday show of 2020. www.drdemento.com Dec 19, 2020
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DEE-JAYS PART 2 ON KMET: Do You Think I'm Disco, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Tibetan Memory Trick, Wet T-Shirt Night, Smut, Hollywood Holiday, Long Beach, El Monte, Azusa, Me and my Vibrator, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rubber Biscuit, Space Invaders, Another one Rides the Bus Dec 7, 1980
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DEE-JAYS PART 1 ON KMET: Christmas Carol, Cows Don't Fly, This Bus Won't go to War, Christmas Greetings 1967, 12 Days of Christmas, Crazy People, Run Paint Run, Fish License, Nighthawk Blues, Mr. Radio Man, Stay-up Stan, DJ Theme Song, Chaos, Old Payola Roll Blues, Ajax Liquor Store, What is a DJ, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts Dec 7, 1980
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HOLIDAY 2050: Our second holiday show for 2020 is an eclectic delight, with rad new sounds (Osaka Popstar plays Daniel Johnston, and Josh Turner joins stratospheric harmonizers T.3), hardy perennials like "Green Christmas" and Tom Lehrer's "Christmas Carol", plus a half hour of Hanukkah Dementia, and a tribute to David L. "Squiggy" Lander. Dec 12, 2020
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POLICE SQUAD INTERVIEW: Guitarzan, Lizzie Borden, Two Triple Cheese, Intro and Outro, Washington Portrait, My Daddy is President, Hi-fi Shop, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Police Squad Theme, Policeman's Song, Say Mama, Asteroids, Ballad of Irving, Yoda, Take Off Feb 28, 1982
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TINY TIM INTERVIEW: My Attorney Bernie, One Million Lawyers, Mickey Mouse Mambo, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant, I Saw Mr. Presley Tiptoe Through the Tulips, School Days, My Blue Heaven, Kitty from Kansas City, Nowhere Man, Mr. Ed, Moisture, Wild Thing, Penis Envy Nov 20, 1988
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HOLIDAYS 2049: Happy Holidays everybody! Here's the first of my three Christmas/Chanukah shows for 2020, featuring Weird Al, Yogi Yorgesson, Cheech & Chong, Albert Brooks, They Might Be Giants, Victor Banana, Seymour Swine, Barnes & Barnes, and lots more crazy carols and mad madrigals for your Demented delight. Dec 5, 2020
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TRIP AROUND THE WORLD WITH IAN WHITCOMB: Dreams of old Los Angeles, Blue Hills of Pasadena, Cable Car Concerto, Delicado, Arima Tonight, Marry an Ugly Woman, Sixpence, Vana Vana, Hot Pretzels, Laughing Song, Romania Romania, New York's my Home, Home in Pasadena, Pico and Sepulveda Nov 16, 1993
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TOP TEN 2048: The last Top Ten of 2020, plus the Dr Demento Show debuts of "Christmas Ferret," "Fett's Vette," "Small Penis," "Pac-Man Is 40 and So Should You," "I'm Wise," "Don't Let My Hair Dye Run," and other Demented Delights. Some rare Demented oldies too! Nov 28, 2020
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Teenage Lobotomy, Woke up This Morning, Worry, Ape Call, Hey X-Men, In my Country, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Christmas Balls, O Holy Night, It's an Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Blue Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass Jul 16, 2000
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ALL AMERICAN: Don't Touch That, Squashed Bugs, New Jersey, Yahoo Resort, They Drive me Brady, Interstate is Coming Through my Out House, Fried Chicken, Coleslaw, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Van Lingle Mungo, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Beer Gut, Cow Patti, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jul 5, 1992
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THANKSGIVING 2047: Here's a Demented Thanksgiving feast with all the trimmings! We celebrate food, with Weird Al, Brak, Arlo Guthrie and more...the year 2016 A.D. (All Demented), a little First Century Dementia, and some genuine musical turkeys too. If you're celebrating alone, call up a friend and have them listen in sync with you! drdemento.com Nov 21, 2020
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TOM LEHRER PROFILE: Merry Minuet, Night after Night, Little Rascals, Couch Potato, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Leprosy, Evil Dope, Why am I Down, Yuppiedrone, Be Prepared, My Home Town, Bright College Days, Smut, Seduced, Wally Wingert interview, You Look Marvelous, Star Drek, Shaving Cream Apr 6, 1986
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FORGOTTEN RECORDS: Step Right up, Valley Girl, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Stallone Again Naturally, Beatnik, Back When my Hair was Short, On the Amazon, Video Games, Hey Little Cobra, Killer Fish Sticks, Blob, Mother's Lament, Cubic Refugee, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads May 30, 1982
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NO TOPIC 2046: No big special topic today -- but plenty of Demented diversions, including songs about earthquakes, insects, subways (including a Tom Lehrer rarity), and five listeners' choices for songs that hit their happy spots! Also a memorial for Alex Trebek, and 2 1/2 minutes about the election. Nov 14, 2020
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KMET PART 2: We're the Mouseketeers, Mary Ann McCarthy, You Can't Judge a Book by it's Hair, My Mammy, My Home Town, Hog Killing Day, Cockroach Stomp, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, I'm Tired, Get a Load of This, Ying Tong Song, Used Car Dealer Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Deteriorata (MONO ONLY) Jun 9, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Let me Play with it, Go Go Pogo, Good Time Girl, Crazy Mixed-up Song, Donkey Serenade, Gentry's Gin, Cool Water, Pinto Pony, Pistol Packing Mama, I Had but 50 Cents, Reluctant Cannibal, Broadway New York, 2001 Fools, Son of Irving, Let's Do it, As Time Goes By(MONO ONLY) Jun 9, 1974
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TOP TEN 2045: The Top Ten for October, plus some fascinating story-songs with intricate wordplay, getting into surrealistic streams of consciousness. BTW, nothing about the election! Nov 7, 2020
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HALLOWEEN: Please Mr. Gravedigger, Grandpa's Grave, Dance Macabre, Headless Horseman, Horror, Timothy, Awful Truth, Wobblin Gobblin, Looney Tune, I Want to Bite your Hand, My Old Flame, Shrivel Up Oct 29, 1978
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Haunted House, Skeleton in the Closet, Pumpkin Man, Ghost Walk, Screaming Ball at Dracula Hall, I Put a Spell on You, Spider & the Fly, Human Fly, Dead, It's Halloween, Spooky Boogie, Putting on the Ritz, Dracula Oct 31, 1982
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HALLOWEEN 2044: Part 2 of our Halloween frightfest for 2020 brings you another two hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new! Check out the covers: "Monster Mash" by the Dollyrots, "I Put A Spell On You" by William Shatner, "Re: Your Brains" by the Whiffenpoofs, and "Dracula's Wedding" by Josh Turner. Oct 31, 2020
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KMET PART 2: Louise, Dead Frogs, Lumanian Love Song, Christmas Tree Song, Santa Claus is Dead, My Home Town, Jollity Farm, Plexiglass Toilet, Give us Back our Hostages, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughnuts, Pueple People Eater Meets the Witch Doctor, Moose Turd Pie, Locked in the Closet with You, Mr. Bill Dec 9, 1979
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KMET PART 1: Don't Bang on the Piano, Beam me up Scotty, Telephone Man, Dirty Old Man, Daddy's Money, Money, Vowels, 2001, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cinderella, Let's Make Lust, Twilight Bone, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Snails & Slugs, El Pizza, Copycat Game, Ode to Gary Coleman, Jonah & the Whale Dec 9, 1979
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2043: Here's Part One of my two-part Halloween Fantasy for 2020! Lots of haunted hits, and new things too. Happy Birthday Weird Al! Oct 24, 2020
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HAWAII: Hot Rod Lincoln, Joe's Garage, Song of the Sewer, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, Hula Medley, On the Beach at Waikiki, Hawaiian War Chant, Hawaiian Lei Song, Aloha Oe, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Green Garden Hose, Boozy Nights, Ballad of Irving, Pencil Neck Geek, Do You Think I'm Disco? Sep 23, 1979
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CHRISTMAS: Christmas Requests, Santa & the Touchables, Jingle Bell Drag, Deck Yourself, Cartoon Christmas, Little St. Nick, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Jingle Bells, White Christmas, Open me First, Christmas Around the World, Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 25, 1983
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FOOTBALL/HUNTING/HALLOWEEN 2042: Today we celebrate football season, hunting season, and Halloween. We're also having an election, which is incredibly important, but you've heard so much about that I'm giving you two hours off! Oct 17, 2020
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 2: 1955-1980 Jun 15, 1980
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FIFTY YEARS OF DEMENTIA PART 1: 1931-1954 Jun 8, 1980
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NON-OBJECTIONABLE DEMENTIA 2041: Now and then someone objects to something I play on the show. Can anything Demented be totally non-objectionable? This topic has inspired some lively exchanges on the Dr. D Official Facebook Group, and on this show we look into some of those. Oct 10, 2020
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WILLIAM SHATNER INTERVIEW: War of the Worlds, Star Drek, Summer Spaceship, Pico and Sepulveda (NOTE: This stream contains the inerview only, not the entire episode.) Jul 3, 1977
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KZME 2012 + BONUS 2018 APPEARANCES: Fish Heads, My Dead Dog Rover, Apathy Song, Pretty Little Thing, Pencil Neck Geek, Yoda, Thing, Beat on the Brat, School Cafeteria Jan 19, 2012
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CLOTHES 2040: 2020 Sucks, Weird Al Presents America Is Doomed: The Musical, Save Me Obama, and lots of funny songs about clothes on this all-new Dr. Demento Show! Oct 3, 2020
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2017: Thing, Nights in the Lab, Bulbous Bouffant, Temptation, Office Supplies Unite, Carrot Juice is Murder, Me like Hockey, Intro & Outro, Beat on the Brat Dec 31, 2017
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CLASSICAL NEW YEAR 2016: Adele's Laughing Song, Carioca, When Trump was a Lad, 18th Century Drawing Room, Holiday for Strings, Tubby the Tuba, Bricklayer's Story Dec 31, 2016
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TOP TEN 2039: Here's the Top Ten for September...last one before the election! Plus three Doctor songs (none of them about MD's), three non-anal songs with anal titles, and more listeners' choices for the funniest song ever sung. Sep 26, 2020
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DO-WOP: Happy Boy, Wrong Song, Honeymooner's Rap, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone, Toe to Toe with the H.M.O., What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rip Van Winkle, Mr. Bass Man, Charva, Rubber Biscuit, Your Horoscope for Today, Ode to my Car, Albuquerque, Viagra in the Waters Jan 9, 2000
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ANYTHING ANYTHING: Football Season's Over, Lonesome Kicker, I Want my Baby Back, Psycho Chicken, Street Meat, Boy Wonder I Love You, Song of the Sewer, Dead Puppies, Smells like Karen Carpenter, Take me out to the Ball Game, Nitrous Oxide High, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Ugly, Pocket Pool Feb 6, 2011
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FUNNIEST SONGS EVER 2038: More of the funniest songs ever written, as picked by individual listeners. Some old reliables, and one I hadn't heard before! We also celebrate the 40th anniversary of "Another One Rides the Bus," and the 40th anniversary of Whimsical Will's first appearance on the show. Sep 19, 2020
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FINALLY A KMET FRIDAY: Time Warp, Pico & Sepulveda, Fish Heads, Another one Rides the Bus, Stardrek, Pencil Neck Geek, Bleepies & Beer, Dead Puppies, Poisoning Pigeons, They're Coming to Take me Away Jul 10, 2009
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FUNNIEST SONG YOU EVER HEARD 2037: On the Dr D Official Facebook Group, a listener recently asked people to name the funniest song they ever heard. On this show I play 24 of the answers, plus more trash 'n treasures! Sep 12, 2020
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WEATHER: 500 Robots, Giant Robot Store, Batman, Deodorant Song, That's Mathematics, History of Rock, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Weather Channel Song, April Showers, Oy it's so Humid, Monster Hash, Charlie Something, Inner Voice Apr 3, 2005
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HAIR: They're Here, Little Blue Man, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Who Shot J.R., Locked in the Closet with You, Don't Touch me There, Snow, Hair, Uneasy Rider, Get a Haircut Dad, Bang my Bald Spot, Aliens Really Stink, Army Careers Mar 20, 2005
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JOBS 2036: We celebrate Labor Day with Demented songs about jobs of all kinds, from K-Mart manager trainee to colo-rectal surgeon, from recording artist to trash collector. I'll also spin the Logan Awards winners, and a wonderful new song by Andy Merrill recorded at Brakingham Palace. Sep 5, 2020
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SCHOOL: Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Wildwood Weed, America, Weather Forecast, Earache my Eye, Charlie Brown, Sister Mary Elephant, Roger Boom, Fatal Beatings, High School Gym, Lunch Lady Land, Shatner, What if your Butt was Gone, Liar Sleeps Tonight Aug 29, 2004
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COMPANION ANIMALS: 7-11, Junkfood Junkie, Freeway to Stairbird, California Kid, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Harvey the Wonder Hamster, Hamster Love, Tie me Kangaroo Down, Gift Horse, Stealing like a Hobbit Aug 22, 2004
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TOP TEN 2035: The Top Ten for August, parodies that are claimed to be better than the originals, a few school songs, and some neat new stuff. Aug 29, 2020
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CATS/JOE Bevilacqua INTERVIEW: Bitchin Camaro, I Don't Wanna get Drafted, Grandpa Died Laughing, Happy Boy, Punk Polka, High School Song, Yogi Bear meets Celebrities, Siamese Cat Song, When Cats Take Over the World, Whiskers and Me, Arnold Rap, Carrot Juice is Murder, Star Trekkin Aug 24, 2003
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TRACTENBURG FAMILY SINGERS INTERVIEW: 9 Coronas, What I like About Booze, Patrick the Spoiler, Kill the Wabbit, Teeth Clenched, God Must've Spent a Little Less Time, I Wish, 99 Dead Baboons, Brand New Key, I'll Scratch your Back, Reinstalling Windows, Ozzman, Viagra in the Waters Aug 17, 2003
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OTHER ANIMALS 2034: Having celebrated cats and dogs this month, we now turn to horses, birds and insects, and other animals that have become part of our lives in various ways. Plus we have a new arrival--the one and only WAPC (Wet Ass Pussy Cat)! Aug 22, 2020
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LABOR DAY: Sink the Bismark, Jolly Green Giant, One Dead Singer, Fart in an Elevator, Bang on the Drum all Day, It's Labor Day, K-mart Blues, Dog Eat Dog, LP's Worth of Tunes, Big Fat Road Manager, My Attorney Bernie, When I was a Lad, Bricklayer, Who Farted, Pachelbell Sep 1, 2002
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SONGS WITH I: Too Hot for You, Reverse Viagra, Dirty Socks, Leader of the Laundromat, Barf Construction, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, I'm Normal, I Like, I Love Me, I am Cow, I Kissed a Girl, I'd Rather have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy, Chainsaw Juggler Aug 4, 2002
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DOGS 2033: This week's show goes to the dogs! The second in our series of pet shows has over an hour of Demented doggie ditties and canine classics - plus "Coughing In the Donald's Face" and other scandals. Aug 15, 2020
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BACK TO SCHOOL: Freaker's Ball, Reggae Popeye, My Virtual Girlfriend, Revenge of the Nerds, Polkadot Undies, Sister Mary Elephant, High School Gym, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Status Back Baby, Fatal Beatings, My Dead Dog Rover, She's a Guy Aug 26, 2001
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TRANSPORTATION: Masochism Tango, Beat me Baby, Ouch, It Does not Pay to be Hip, Fight for your Right to Plunder, 3 Blind Jellyfish, I Love to Ride the Bus, PMS Airlines, M.T.A., Heaving on a Jet Plane, We Got a Stick for That, Suicide Hotline Aug 5, 2001
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CATS 2032: In August we're spotlighting companion animals! Cats are first up this year, with over an hour of Demented feline favorites. Aug 8, 2020
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LITTLE: Good old Days, Heaven is for Presbyterians, Chug-a-lug, Hampton the Hamster, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Puking in a Naked Girl's Bed, I Got a Small Thing, Short People, Little Blue Man, Little Toot, Little Boxes, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Debbie, Polkamon Aug 6, 2000
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BIG: Big 10-inch Record, Big Balls, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, We are Dead, Teenage Romance, Who Put the Booger on my Beer Mug?, Viagra in the Waters, Your Feet's too Big, She's Big & Round, Big Leg Emma, Big Butt, Big Bottom, Chainsaw Juggler Jul 30, 2000
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BASEMENT TAPES #5 2031: Today's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #5, complete and (mostly) uninterrupted. In the first hour, enjoy the Demented happenings of the year 2000, plus songs about underwear, baseball, and a steam-powered airplane. Aug 1, 2020
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UNRELEASED: Headline News, Framed, Little Toot, They're Coming to Take me Away, Spam, Happy Boy, Fresh out of Blues, 99 Dead Baboons, We Love Barney Fife, 7-11, Locked in the Closet with You, Frozen Embryos, We are the Worms, Wet Dream May 16, 1999
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SCIENCE/TECHNOLOGY: Tubular Boobular, Hangover, Them Moose Goosers, Alimony Blues, Suncreen Song, Can you Dig it, Y2K, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Particle Man, Mr. Wizard & Timmy. Richter Scale, Why Does the Sun Shine, Chainsaw Juggler, Debbie May 9, 1999
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TOP TEN 2030: The Top Ten for July 2020, plus a look back at 1999, a Japanese food trilogy, and an hour of scrambled Dementia! Jul 25, 2020
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SWING MUSIC: Lumberjack Song, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Go Go Radio Moscow, Glory Glory Paranoia, Twisted, Toxic Swamp, Nellie the Elephant, Car Phone, I Wanna be Sedated, Jumpin Jive, Saturday Night Fish Fry, Jump Jive & Wail, Yoda, Scotsman Jul 19, 1998
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WELCOME BACK TO KLSX: Star Wars Cantina, Unzip my Doodah, Penis Envy, South Park Junkie, Monster Hash, Life's Gonna Suck, It Never Rains in Southern California, Ode to my Car, Hacker's Rap, Cows with Guns, Shaving Cream, Particle Man, Bulbous Bouffant Mar 29, 1998
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BLACK DEMENTIA II 2029: Part Two of our program of Black Dementia shows off more of the huge variety of entertainment that fits in that category, from the ridiculous to the sublime. Jul 18, 2020
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MEN: Mexican Radio, Birdhouse in your Soul, Green Garden Hose, 8th Wonder of the World, Dachsunds with Erections Can't Climb Stairs, Men, I Like em Big and Stupid, Put Another Log on the Fire, Sensitive New Age Guys, Some of my Best Friends are Strait, Monster Hash, Dungeons & Dragons Jul 20, 1997
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WOMEN: Boy Wonder I Love You, Reggae Popeye, Shaddup you Face, One Ton Tomato, Call any Vegetable, K-Mart Blues, King Tut, Skinny Girls, Smart Girls, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Me and my Vibrator, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Do the Picard, Really Safe Sex, On the Shoulders of Freaks Jul 13, 1997
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BLACK LIVES MATTER 2028: This show features more than an hour of great Demented music and comedy from artists who happen to be Black. From Bert Williams and Cab Calloway to Richard Pryor and Sir Mix-a-lot, the great ones are out in force. First of two parts. (Note: On the Pryor track he tells why he dropped the N-word from his act; in the process, he speaks the word several times. It is the last track in the show). Jul 11, 2020
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CHEESE/PIZZA (KSCA): Plexiglas Toilet, Gremmie out of Control, Mama Rap, Day after Day, Killer Bees, Television Ruined my Life, Hong Kong Phooey, Transfusion, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Answering Machine, Happy Boy, Cheese Shop, Pizza Song, No Anchovies Please, Ode to my Car, Mr. Twister (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1996
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CANADA: Man Song, Monster, 10 Coronas, Jones Polka, Wet Dream, Bicycle Seat, Rudolph got a Haircut, Bald Head, Take Off, Little Toot, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Hockey Night in Canaada, Carrot Juice is Murder, Polka-Dot Undies, Bulbous Bouffant, Boot to the Head Jul 7, 1996
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AMERICA 2027: America's a better than average country, as countries go. I'll celebrate some of its good points, and call out some of its bad ones, on the show debuting (appropriately enough) on the Fourth of July. I'll also commemorate the late Carl Reiner. Jul 4, 2020
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STUPIDITY LIVE ON KSCA: Dare to be Stupid, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Birdhouse in your Soul, Maniac vs. Brainiac, 3 Jerry's, OJ Chorus, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Calling All Cows, I Like Boys, Robin the Boy Wonder, Butthead Rap, Wolfman Jack, Like Sucks then you Die, I Kissed a Girl, Hey Batman 95 (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1995
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CIRCUS: Mad at my Mother, Ugly Baby, Them Moose Goosers, Moose in my House, Catch it and you Keep it, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Doors, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Chicken Fat, That's Mathematics, Step Right up, Bozo's Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Dead Elephant Dance, Redneck Stomp, OJ-O Jun 25, 1995
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TOP TEN 2026: Here's the Top Ten for June 2020 - halfway through this tumultuous year! Plus more trash and treasures, summertime songs, and a whole set of Happy Songs. Jun 27, 2020
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CANADA, LIVE ON KLIT: Take Off, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Human Race, Religion & Politics, Buzz the Fuzz, Theme from the Monkees, Intergalactic Laxative, Pokka Dot Undies, Ain't it a Beauty, Ring Dang Doo, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Bras on 45, 500 Miles, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jul 10, 1994
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LOUNGE MUSIC: Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Bald Guys, I Love Rock & Roll, Who Drank my Beer, Do the Picard, Way-outs, Shock Treatment, Needle Boy, Whole Lotta Love Boat, Mr. Nicotine Man, Particle Man, Lazin' in the Shade, Just a Gigolo, You Don't Love me Anymore, Down with VEG, Hittin Bedrock Jun 26, 1994
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FATHER'S DAY 2025: There are more songs about mothers than about fathers, but father songs are more likely to be Demented! Some of the best ones, and maybe one or two of the worst, are on this week's show. Jun 20, 2020
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SUMMER SPORTS: Trip to Jurassic Park, Alligator Wine, Bicycle Wreck, Harry's Jockstrap, Bob Dylan's 300 Game, Bicycle Seat, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Stepped in What, Death & Baseball, Take me Out to the Ballgme, Fishing with Fred, 9 Coronas, Up Jurassic Park, When I Was a Dinosaur Jun 27, 1993
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PSYCHIATRY/FATHERS: Twisted, Split Level Head, Dr. Freud, I Love my Dad, My Father's top Drawer, Alley Oop, Teenage Lobotomy, Another Puff, Yum Yum Tree, Let it All Hang Out, My Home Town, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Rubber Biscuit, Uneasy Rider, Psycho Chicken, My Ding-a-ling Jun 20, 1993
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FUNNY PARODIES/FROGS 2024: A Dr Demento double feature this week -- parodies of songs that are already funny, and some cool songs about frogs. The second set really stinks, though! Jun 13, 2020
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MILIARY LIVE ON KLSX: I'm a Nut, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, 99 Dead Baboons, Ape Call, Little Danny Quayle, Touch Yourself, Shop-around Sue, Sweater, Talknig Vietnam Potluck Blues, United States Marines, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, No Time for Sergeants, Rioting to the Hits Jun 14, 1992
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SUMMER SPORTS: My Dead Dog Rover, Leona in Jail, Bad Haircut, Who's on First, Taco Grande, Health Club Song, Trouble Every Day, Take me Out to the Ballgame, I Wanna be a Lifeguard, Bicycle Wreck, Baseball Card Lover, Intro & Outro, Dial 1 for Help, Bathroom on the Right, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992
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BASEMENT TAPES #4 2023: Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #4 is the most sought-after CD in the series; we ran out years ago! Hear it complete on this show. Plus hot new stuff and some cool Demented oldies! Jun 6, 2020
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA: Stranded in the Jungle, Sushi Baby, I'm a Wimp, Nails, Baby Zone, Great Green Gobs, Don't get Killed, Your Feets too Big, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shuttup you Face, Born in East L.A., Shake your Tuckas, Spam, My Ding-a-ling, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, Give Peaks a Chance May 26, 1991
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ETHNIC DEMENTIA LIVE ON KLSX: I was Stoned and I Missed it, Little Toot, Chicken Lips & Lizard Hips, Ice Age Baby, Neanderthal Man, Just to Feed my Dog, Legend of the U.S. Titanic, Blah Blah Blah, Who Stole the Kishka, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Oh Vlade, Ooh Don't Touch That, 7-11 May 26, 1991
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TOP TEN 2022: 1991 was a busy year! The 20th Anniversary Collection, our all time best-seller, was released on CD and cassette...we had a gala 20th Anniversary concert, shown on Comedy Central...and the Doctor interviewed Tom Lehrer. This week's show has highlights of all those, plus more of the Strangest Songs, and the Top Ten! May 30, 2020
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SMOKING: Another one Rides the Bus, Witch Doctor, Inka Dinka Do, Bart Simpson Rap, Famous Jews, I Want your Socks, Smoke that Cigarette, Another Puff, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Car Phone, Sensitive New-age Guys May 20, 1990
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ALCOHOL: Coffee Song, Stinky Breath, Rubber Duckie, Sweet Transvestite, Cocktails for Two, What I like About Booze, Chug-a-lug, Gentry's Gin, Nine Coronas, Hangover, Yoda, Boot to the Head May 20, 1990
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STRANGE SONGS 2021: What is the strangest song you know? A listener asked that question on the Dr. Demento Official Facebook group. Hear some of the amazing songs other listeners suggested on this show! May 23, 2020
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RECORDS, NATIONAL VERSION: I Love Me, Who's on 1st, Tennessee Bird Walk, SNITS, Hacker's Rap, When You Come to the End of a Lollipop, Because You're You, White Bread Rap, Guilty Rag, Ballad of Valdez, Big Ten-inch Record, Genie the Magic Record, Get out Those old Records, Break that Record, Elements, Fish Heads May 21, 1989
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KLSX LIVE, RECORDS: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Man from Harlem, In the River, Emily Litella, Keep Venice Nude, Final Exam, Doctor of Dementia, Hi-Fi Blues, Broken Record, Long Play Daddy, Hi Fi Shop, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Moose Turd Pie, Dead Puppies, Adam West May 21, 1989
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ALIENS 2020: Our topic today is aliens. Fascinating creatures, whose shape and size is limited only by our imagination! We also remember Little Richard, Florian Schneider and Jerry Stiller. May 16, 2020
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MOTHER'S DAY (NATIONAL): Step Right up, John & Marsha, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Little Blue Man, Jimbo, Let It Out, Motherly Love, Rapping Mother, Mom Always liked You Best, My Corporation, Oh How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, Elvis is Everywhere, 9 Coronas, Fat May 8, 1988
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MOTHER'S DAY (KLSX LIVE): Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Rawhide, Surf's Gone, Life on the Fault Line, Cosmic Debris, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Nixon in '88, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Gino is a Coward, Spock Rap, Moose Turd Pie, Day after Day, Shaving Cream, Lasagna May 8, 1988
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MOTHER'S DAY/NUDITY 2019: A double feature for you today - Mother's Day plus Nudity. A couple of songs fit in both categories! May 9, 2020
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KLSX LIVE: Ballad of Jim & Tammy, St. George & the Dragonet, My Attorney Bernie, Beer Nuts, Burn Down the Cartoon House, Ding Dong Song, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Tell me a Story, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Iran Scam Medley, Squirrels, Big Balls, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian May 3, 1987
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MONTY PYTHON: Lumberjack Song, Coffee, Transfusion, I Want my Baby Back, There's a new Sound, Bury me in my Shades, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, Demented, I'm a Nut, Pet Shop, Spam, Argument, Eric the Half Bee, Living with a Hernia, Life Sucks then You Die, Vanna Pick me a Letter Apr 19, 1987
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MARIJUANA 2018: The crisis rages on, and our intrepid songwriters continue to inspire us. Hear the latest shining examples on each week's show -- then escape into the land of Dementia! This week, marijuana melodies through the decades. May 2, 2020
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AUSTRALIA: April Showers, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Hillbilly's Deck of Card, Hello DJ, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pub with no Beer, Tie me Kangaroo Down, My Stereo comes from Japan, Yoda, Big Butt, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 27, 1986
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KMET LIVE: Bicycle Seat, Daylight Savings Time, In the Mood, Psycho Chicken,, Social Disease, Gentry's Gin, Solfeggio, Earth Girls are Easy, Is that all There Is, Stinky Breath, Sweet Transvestite, Big Balls, Life in the Slaw Lane Apr 27, 1986
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BASEMENT TAPES 3/TOP TEN 2017: A tribute to Ian Whitcomb, PLUS Basement Tapes 3 complete, PLUS the Top Ten for April! Durty wirds on #4 and #6. Apr 25, 2020
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KMET LIVE: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Boobs a Lot, Louie Louie, Name Game, Alphabet Song, Rocky Meets Moose, Punk Polka, 88 Lines about 44 Women, Big Balls, Acapulco Gold, Bilbo Baggins, Declaration of Independence, Earth Girls are Easy, Candy Rapper, Like a Surgeon Jun 30, 1985
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SINGING CARTOONISTS: Attack of the Killer Tomatos, Chickens for Peace, Drunkard Song, Mr. Frump, April Showers, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Just a Gigolo, Spam, Sidewalk Surfing, Loving You is Surfing You, Get a Load of This, Sister Mary Elephant, Wet Dream Apr 21, 1985
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STORY SONGS 2016: Here's another Dr. Demento Story Hour -- "Mississippi Squirrel Revival," "Crispy Critters," "Albuquerque" and more that are as good the eleventh time as the first -- plus Earth Day, "It's In the Book" (the one about Grandma's lye soap) and the Demented Year 1985. Apr 18, 2020
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ANSWER RECORDS: Beam me up Scotty, Shock Treatment, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Little Green Men, Dangerous Kitchen, Hooray for Captain Spalding, Chaos, Son of Irving, Purple People Eater and the Witch Doctor, He'll Have to Stay, Geek's Revenge, 3 Mile Island, I Lost on Jeopardy, Marvin I Love You Apr 15, 1984
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JEWISH DEMENTIA: Thing, My Attorney Bernie, Mr. Custer, It's in the Book, Who's on First, White Collar Holler, My Name is Larry, Would you Believe it, Basic Techniques of Jewish Motherhood, Pinkus the Peddlar, Walk on the Kosher Side, Brady Bunch, Ballad of Irving, Boogie in your Butt Apr 8, 1984
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EASTER 2015: Happy Easter! I've got a basket full of novelty tunes about bunnies and eggs (powerful fertility symbols for springtime!), plus "Eat It" and more from the Year in Dementia 1984...and farewell salutes to John Prine and music producer Hal Willner. Apr 11, 2020
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CANADA: Freaker's Ball, Seven old Ladies, It's in the Book, Money, Little more Gauze, Leader of the Blank, Mexican Radio, Beer Hunter, Vampire Beavers, Rodeo Song, Sister Mary Elephant, Reaganomics, Fast Food, Lock the Snack Bar, Pencil Neck Geek Apr 17, 1983
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FUGS: Two Dreadful Children, Teen Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Snack Attack, Love in Bloom, Little Man, First Aid, Green Garden Hose, Hungry Freaks, Boobs a Lot, Dirty old Man, Henry Kissinger, Dentist, Stinky Breath, Kinko the Clown, Sctosman Mar 27, 1983
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STORY SONGS 2014: Once again we begin with new STORY SONGS songs (note: lots of f-words in the third one) but we soon move on to more pleasant topics - Story Songs, requests, the Demented Year 1983, and a YouTube star whose music videos have been a pleasant surprise (even though they're not comedy) while I'm voluntarily sequestered in Dementia Central. Apr 4, 2020
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PART 2, JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Rhapsody from Hunger, I'm in the Mood for Love, Strangers in the Night, 5-lb. Box of Cheese, Goodness Gracious Me, Bra Size 45, Moose Turd Pie, Teenage Lobotomy, Psycho Chicken Mar 28, 1982
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PART 1: Income Tax, Death and Baseball, Old Beer Bottle, Basketball Jones, Prep Rap, Raspberry Song, Illegal Smile, Wong Song, Acupuncture, Ratings, Sales Pitch, Frogger Lament, Mr. Rubiks, Beatles Rap Mar 28, 1982
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TOP TEN 2013: Here's the Top Ten for March - a month when the headlines were monopolized by coronavirus. This show features a dozen songs about that, all new this month (and all remarkably different from each other, musically and lyrically). Other great goodies too, including The Year of Dementia: 1982. Mar 28, 2020
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Death Jam, Love in Bloom, Seduced, Paralyzed, This Song is Boring, Repetition, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Dallas, All about Music, Raspberry Song, No Beer in Heaven, Teenage Lobotomy, Hamster Love, Bicycle Seat, Space Invaders Mar 29, 1981
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Martian Hop, Funky Gibbon, Protest Song, Love That Bomb, Daddy's Money, Cyclops, Weather Forecast, Can't Buy me Love, Rock and Roll Doctor, Uneasy Rider, It's in the Book, Who's on First, Lumberjack Song, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 22, 1981
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PSEUDONYMS 2012: Nearly all of the new songs and parodies that came in this week, and well over half the requests, have been for songs, old and new, that somehow relate to COVID-19 and especially the enforced "social distance" or whatever you want to call it. We are living in historic times! This show begins with a half hour devoted to that. For the rest of the show we move on to more pleasant territory with "Surprises in Disguises," songs by artists recording under pseudonyms Mar 21, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Ringo, Gringo, Let's Misbehave, 50 Ways to Beat your Lover, Friend of a Friend of Mine, Don't Send my Boy to Prison, We Saw the Sea, Ying Tong Song, Please Please Me, Bounce your Boobies, Disco Sucks, My Bologna, Punk Polka, Ayatollah, Sports Page, Mr. Bill, Interview with Big Foot Mar 23, 1980
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PART ONE KMET: Louie's Market, Poisoning Pigeons, Psycho Chicken, Questions, Its a Heartburn, Cosmic Debris, Another Puff, Disco Tech, Cement Mixer, Barefoot Rock, Richter Scale, Beatles at 3 Mile Island, End of the World, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Davy Crockett, Pancho Lopez Mar 23, 1980
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2011: The St. Patrick's Day Parades may be cancelled, but my St. Patrick's Day show is ready for you now! The new show also features the Year in Dementia 1980 (and what a year that was!) and Carla Ulbrich's new CD. Mar 14, 2020
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Everybody Wants my Fanny, Bald Headed Woman, Pink Elephants on Parade, Bloat on, Studio 54, Eleanor Rigby, Mule Skinner Blues, You're the Pits, I've Got Tears in my Ears, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Dropout's March, My Ding-a-ling, Rubber Biscuit, Blob Mar 11, 1979
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Riot in Cell Block #9, Psycho, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, Ajax Mortuary, Tell me a Story, Love in Bloom, Pinball Wizard, Bingo, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Ying Tong Song, Morning After, Bounce your Boobies, My Name is Larry, Dead Puppies, Fish Heads Mar 4, 1979
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BASEMENT TAPES #2 2010: This week's show features Dr. Demento's Basement Tapes #2, including Whimsical Will's all time most-requested episode, Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes and 22 more, plus A Year In Dementia: 1979 and a mess of other goodies (and maybe a baddie or two). Mar 7, 2020
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KMET PART 2: Synagogue Rag, It's Better in the Dark, So Long Bing, Rock & Roll Hell, Food, Put the Bone in, I'm Nuts about Mutts, Cheese Shop, Who's on First, Golfing Blues, King Tut, Pet Shop, Pizza Song, Pencil Neck Geek, Time Warp, Shaving Cream May 21, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Walk on the Kosher Side, Punk Rock Christmas, Unbirthday Song, Delicious, There's no Lumbago in San DIego, What did that Man Say?, Be True to your School, Daffy Ditties, Rubber Duckie, Dear Jeepers, Song of the Woodpecker, Normal May 21, 1978
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TOP TEN 2009: Here's the Top Ten for February, together with The Year in Dementia 1978 (the year of Fish Heads, Titties and Beer, and our first Westwood One show) plus a curated selection of artisan-crafted Dementia from yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Feb 29, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Spanish Inquisition, Duck Tail, Nixorcist, Skateboard Convoy, Cruising in Van Nuys, Argument, He Hit Me, Catch it and You Keep It, No No Song, Alvin's Orchestra, Thank God for Porno Mar 6, 1977
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PART ONE KMET: Back from the Shadows Again, Shut the Door, Eggplant Ate Chicago, You're the Pits, Buck Jones Ranger, Nobody, You Got your Baby Back, Minnie the Moocher, Disco Tech, Cabaret Boys, Ricochet Mar 6, 1977
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HAWAII 2008: Today I have a tropical treat for your February - demented tunes from Hawaii and other balmy climes. We also have another de-mo-mentous Year in Dementia, a few songs for Washington's Birthday, and I'll discuss two, that's two brand new books about "Weird Al" Yankovic! (note: the fifth song in the show has a four-letter C-word which is very nasty in the USA, but less so in England, and is specifically used in the British context, which I explain after it plays). Feb 22, 2020
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KMET PART 2: You're not the Only Pebble, Chris Sanford Interview, Parrot Sketch, Deep Purple, Wild Bill Hiccup, Rubber Biscuit, Little More Gauze, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Meditation, Walk on the Kosher Side, Beep Beep, You Got Your Baby Back, Waffle Whiffer, It's a Gas Feb 22, 1976
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KMET PART 1: I am the Greatest, Man in the Red Flannel Drawers, Purple People Eater, Alfred Packer, High School U.S.A., Uncle Josh Playing Golf, Old McDonald, Battle of Yorktown, Civilization, Monotonous, Another Puff, Knockers Up, Getting a Haircut, Garage Sale, Pet your Rock Feb 22, 1976
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FIRST BASEMENT TAPE 2007: This week we salute another great Year in Dementia, 1976. Also a tribute to that amazing entertainer Orson Bean, and the very first Dr. Demento Basement Tape in its entirety. Feb 15, 2020
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KMET PART TWO: Song of the Prune, Alfred Packer, Timothy, Any Ice Today Lady, Large Dark Aardvark, Hut Sut, Oh Mr. Mitchell, Jake Walk Blues, Crawl out Through the Fallout, Martian March, Minnie the Moocher, Yellow Submarine, It's a Gas, Boobs a Lot (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Pizza Man, Guilty Rag, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Day after Day, Wild Thing, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Jelly Bean, Chula Vista, Felix the Cat, Siamese Cat, Knockers Up, Smut, Sweet Violets #2, Great Bell (MONO ONLY) Feb 9, 1975
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2006: Can a song (or a person) be both Deeeeeeeeemented and romantic? Check out this week's show for more than 90 minutes of deeeemented love songs, plus the Demented year 1975 and other surprises. Feb 8, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: On Top of Spaghetti, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, On Top of a Pizza, Beep Beep, Cockroach Stomp, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Purple People Eater, Doughnut Song, Birthday Cake Polka, My old Flame, Dear Judge, Go See Seattle, Dirty Love, Martian Hop, Cigarette Song, Bounce your Boobies, Shaving Cream, Clean Song (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974
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PART ONE KMET: Poisoning Pigeons, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Drunkard Song, What me Worry, Rubber Duckie, White Christmas, News of the World, Mummy, Dr. Hackenbush, Grunt Song, Oh Johnny, Blue Tail Fly, Martian March, Battle of New Orleans, Through Thick and Thin, Mildred our Choir Director, Dying Business, Hyena Baby (MONO ONLY) Feb 3, 1974
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REQUESTS 2005: Requests rule on this week's show! Over an hour of individual requests, from all over the funny-music map, plus the Top Ten for January. Feb 1, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Cave Man, Butch Barbarian, Monkey and Babboon, Zorro, Bozo, Circus Song, Bridget Bardot, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, I'm no Angel, Viper's Dream, Let Your Linen Hang Low, Mechanical Man, Wisconsin Wiggles, Ain't we Crazy, 12 Days of Christmas, Delicious, Davy's Dinghy Jan 28, 1973
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PART ONE KMET: Big Leg Emma, Manhattan Spiritual, Man from Harlem, Boston Tea Party, Animal Crackers in my Soup, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Hunting Blues, Hound Dog, Transfusion, How Dry I am, I Love Onions, Reefer Man, When the Levee Breaks, Teen Commandments, Walter Wart, Pale Blues Jan 28, 1973
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COMEDY HISTORY 2004: Since 1994 Dr D has given talks on comedy and music history almost every year at his alma mater, Reed College. This show features an adaptation of one of those, a survey of 20th Century spoken comedy on records, sketches and standup (and a couple of songs). Plus "A Year In Dementia" (1973), the Demented News, a short tribute to Terry Jones, and more. A few F-words toward the end, and a few ethnic slurs typical of the times (but no N-words). Jan 25, 2020
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PART TWO KMET: Nightmare Song, That's all Folks, Dirty Robbers, High Noon, Street Fight, What's up Doc, Alligator Wine, Baby it's Cold Outside, Leader of the Pack, Santa's Beard, My Two Front Teeth, Shotgun Boogie, 16 Tacos, Go Go Go, Help Me, I'm no Communist, Monster Mash, Christmas Balls Dec 10, 1972
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PART ONE KMET: Snatch and Grab it, Destination Moon, On Top of old Smokey, Song of the Sewer, Three Bells, Just a Gigolo, Guy with the Voodoo, Minnie the Moocher, Pistol Packing Mama, Santa and the Purple People Eater, I Want You for Christmas, Captain Video, Chicken Walk, Taming the Tiger Dec 10, 1972
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RANDOM CHOICE 2003: This is like a random choice show - except I switched some of the random choices to things I thought really deserved, or even needed, to be heard! Some new things and requests too. Hope you like it - comments welcome at drdemento.com or the Dr D Official Facebook group. Jan 18, 2020
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RECREATION of an episode from February 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Feb 11, 1971
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RECREATION of episodes from January 1971, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Jan 7, 1971
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2002 RADIO MORNING SHOWS: A topic we haven't covered before - Demented Hits from Radio Morning Shows. There've been a ton of them - "The Devil Went to Jamaica," "Squirrels" and "We Love Barney Fife" for starters. Some surprises too. Our historical recap of The Years of Dementia reaches 1971 - an offhand guess I made that year about the show's future would come very true eight years later. Jan 11, 2020
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RECREATION of episodes from November/December 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. Nov 26, 1970
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RECREATION of episodes from October/November 1970, voiced by historian Jeff Morris. NOTE: The Doctor does not appear in this stream. (MONO ONLY) Nov 6, 1970
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NEIL INNES TRIBUTE 2001: We lost some good people over the holidays, including Neil Innes, co-founder of the Bonzo Dog band, who also provided lots of music for Monty Python and the Rutles among many others. Dr D recorded a 55-minute interview with Neil in 1994, and it's all on this show, the first time it's been heard since then. This show also has a tribute to Don Imus, and the debut of an exciting new feature celebrating the show's 50th anniversary. (Note: the survey of Demented hits created for radio morning shows has been rescheduled for Jan. 11th). Jan 4, 2020
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AUDIO TORTURE CHAMBER: compilation of this feature 1987-1991 with the WORST songs ever! Jan 1, 1987
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FUNNY 25 1952: The Funny 25 countdown for 2019, plus After-Christmas, New Year's, and a tribute to Uncle Vic of "Space Invaders" fame. Dec 28, 2019
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DANCE PARTY: Rhapsody from Hunger, Russian Bandstand, Like a Dribbling Fram, Donna Summer on the Radio, Along Came Jones, Mildred our Choir Director, Punk Polka, I Can't Dance, Madison Time, Masochism Tango, Mystery Dance, Funky Gibbon, Ikey & Mikey, Kinko the Clown Aug 21, 1983
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BIRDS: 3 Blind Jellyfish, Driving in my Car, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Old Beer Bottle, 51 Beers, Friends, Marvin I Love You, Surfing Bird, Bluebirds over the Mountain, Rockin' Robin, Betty the Birdwatching Bride, Woodpecker, Silicon Valley Guy, Smoke Two Joints, Yoda Aug 14, 1983
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HOLIDAYS 1951: Our Christmas celebration winds up this year with more old favorites and new surprises. Special added attraction: hilarious hits for Hanukkah! One f-word (along with a box of candy and a piece of fruit) in the fourth-from-last song, otherwise PG-13. Dec 21, 2019
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LOVE SONGS: Doors, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Rubber Biscuit, Grandmother's Song, Cows with Guns, Talking Cat, Life Sucks then You Die, A Little More Gauze, Crazy, John & Marsha, Love Song, Juanita Beasley, Fire Water Burn, In my Country, Ode to my Car, Bulbous Bouffant Jan 19, 1997
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JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Cheese Shop, Up in Smoke, Juanita Banana, Hello There, Nobody, Fish Heads, Pass the Udder Udder, Be Prepared, Minnie the Moocher, Stand-up, When I See an Elephant Fly, Louie Louie, I Love Me, Pencil Neck Geek, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Oct 1, 1978
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HOLIDAY 1950: Holiday show number two for 2019 once again puts the spotlight on Santa Claus, aka St. Nicholas, the saint who with a slight alteration of his name became the King of secular Christmas. More requests, more new songs (one created just a few days ago) and more beloved oldies. One F-word in the third-from-last song. Dec 14, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Yingle Bells, Christmas Carol, 12 Days of Christmas, Seeing Red, Fallout Shelter, Friendship, Having a Love In, Reckless, I Get a Kick out of You, Mr. Sandman, I Thought I Saw a Puddy Tat, Michael's Market, Old Sow Song, Betty Boop, I Love Onions, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Cocktails for Two, San Francisco, Big Bear Lake Dec 3, 1972
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