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KMET PART 2: I Got Mine, Mayor Tom Bradley, Casey at the Bat, Mediocre Fred, Calling all Cars, San Berdoo, Kitty from Kansas City, Typewriter, Marijuana Munchies, Bounce your Boobies, Gumball Wizard, Pizza Song, Stardrek, Spam, Hello Mudduh May 22, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Freckle Song, Acne, Hot Rod Race, Monkey's Uncle, Pencil Neck Geek, Wise Little Hen, Peanut President, Nixon's the One, Alvin for President, I'm Rollin, When Lindy Comes Home, Lindbergh Eagle of the USA, Lucky Lindy, Rubber Rock May 22, 1977
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CANADA 2423: This week we salute Canada -- not the Great White North anymore, not until November anyway - but year-round, our neighbor land is a fertile source of Dementia! You can stream "Bulbous Bouffant," "Boot to the Head," "Carrot Juice Is Murder" and more Canadian comedy classics starting early Saturday, June 8th, at www.drdemento.com . Jun 8, 2024
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MEN/CARLA ULBRICH: Punk Rock Girl, Frank's not in the Band Anymore, Suicide Hotline, Rage Against the Mundane, Dungeons & Dragons, Jeopardy Ken, Carla Ulbrich Interview, If I Had the Copyright, Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, Man Song, Sensitive New Age Guys, Chicken Hawk, What if your Butt was Gone, Great Idea for a Song, Liar Sleeps Tonight Oct 10, 2004
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VALENTINE'S DAY/JULIE BROWN: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Hamster Love, Classical Medley, Breakin Rapping & Scratchin, Can you Dig it, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Everyone Says I Love You, A You're Adorable, Locked in the Closet with You, I Like 'em Big & Stupid, Julie Brown Interview, Eat my Shorts, This is the Life, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun Feb 10, 1985
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TOP TEN 2422: Lots of animals on this show -- several dogs, a couple of ducks, a wild goose, a naked ape, and a big blue frog -- plus Weird Al, Mae West, the Legendary Stardust Cowboy, and the Top Ten for May. You can stream the show (and 2,000+ others, one at a time) by visiting www.drdemento.com Jun 1, 2024
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KMET: It's Halloween, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Trick or Treat, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm, Removing Grandpa's Grave, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Mummy, Adams Family, Munsters, Monster Shindig, I Want to Bite your Hand, Looney Tune, I Put a Spell on You, Over at the Frankenstein Place, Dinner with Drac, Spider & the Fly, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Nature Trail to Hell (MONO ONLY) Oct 26, 1986
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HALLOWEEN WITH BOBBY PICKETT: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, My Son the Vampire, Goblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House of Rock, Skeleton in the Closet, Spider & the Fly, Dead, Spook Opera, Casper the Friendly Ghost, Thank you Scary Movies, Trick or Treat, Cemetery Girls, Bobby Pickett Interview, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985
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COMPUTERS 2421: This week we flash back over 20 years to catch some songs about computers. The Doc will return with the top ten next week. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com ! May 25, 2024
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Chaos, Johnny Had a Yo-yo, Don't Touch my Duck, Hands Montage, You Need Feet, Elements, New School Teacher, Redneck Disco, Boozy Nights, Dr. Freud, Skylab Fragment, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Country Swings Disco Sucks, My Bologna Oct 21, 1979
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I Like, Walk on the Mild Side, Killer Bees, Bicycle Seat, I Can't Sing, White Collar Holler, Computer Hackers, Squirrel Nuts, I Want a new Duck, Lenny Frog, Rubber Bullets, Cry, Fruit Song, Crepitation Contest, Just a Big Ego, Candy Wrapper Jul 28, 1985
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BEARS 2420: Today's new show features songs about ferocious beasts like bears, lions, tigers, and alligators. We also have a set about trash, plus other surprises for your listening pleasure. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 18, 2024
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KMET PART 2: Okeh Laughing Record, Ying Tong Song, In the Mood, Let's Make Lust, My Dingaling, Lumberjack Song, Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Smokeoff, Sixpence, Satisfacton, Rolling Stone, My Name is Larry, King Tut, Taco Mama, Larry Move your Hand, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Highly Illogical, Titties & Beer Jul 23, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Them Moose Goosers, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Fredonia's Going to War, Legalize It, Diet Song, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, They Don't Make Nun Names like That no More, Who's on First, Lost my Stash, Alvin's Harmonica, Stoned, Night Fever, Close to You, Lara's Theme, I get High by Going Down, Iggy's Tune Jul 23, 1978
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MOTHER'S DAY 2419: Happy Mother's Day everybody! On today's show we'll hear songs from the perspective of mothers and others, from the ridiculous to the all too realistic. We'll also hear a batch of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, plus a set by the late Logan Whitehurst. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! May 11, 2024
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CARS: She Took me to the Cleaners, I Want my Baby Back, Oy it's so Humid, Leader of Iraq, Kuwait, Shiek of Araby, Let's all get Demented, Day in the Life/Beatle Rap, Doctor in the Tardis, Rats in my Room, Dork Dancing, Booger on my Beer Mug, Cars & Driving, Sunday Driving, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Ballad of Irving Sep 23, 1990
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COMEDY RAP: Black Denim Trousers, Dead Skunk, Have a Nice Day, Physical Exam, Now I am a Hippie Again, Potatohead, Acupuncture, Witch Doctor, Second Week of Deer Camp, Caffeine, Lucille Hawaiian, Melanie, I am the Greatest, Rapper's Delight, Rapping Duke, Big Butt, Honeymooner's Rap, Contra Rap, Marvin, 9 Coronas Feb 21, 1988
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STREAKING 50TH ANNIVERSARY 2418: The Doc treats us to a full episode about one of the wackiest fads of the '70's, streaking! Listen clothed or in the nude at drdemento.com now or anytime! May 4, 2024
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INSECTS ETC.: Dead Skunk, Living in the Fridge, Save the Beer, Chantilly Lace, Cadillac Heaven, Almost Degraded, That's my Boy, My Mommy's a Zombie, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Roaches, Touch a Name on the Wall, In my Country, Napster Rap, Let me Make you Smile in Bed May 27, 2001
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HOMETOWNS LIVE KSCA: Sounds of Sinus, Big 5-0, Billboard Song, Music Sex & Cookies, First Time I Saw You, Tiptoe Through the Tulips, Mr. Ed, Happy Together, It's me Again Margaret, Moose in my House, Buffalo, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Istanbul, Born in East L.A., Downtown Downer's Grove, Carrot Juice is Murder, Monster Hash, On the Shoulders of Freaks Dec 1, 1996
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TRAINS/TOP TEN 2417: My special topic will be a longtime favorite of mine, trains. Railroads have inspired a whole lot of songs and comedy bits through the years, way more than airplanes! We'll hear a bunch of the best (including the Top Ten for April) and a couple of the worst on my show debuting Saturday, April 27th. Don't miss the train! Apr 27, 2024
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, In the Mood, Wise Little Hen, Men Who Love Women who Love Men, I'm Nuts about Screwy Music, Autumn in New York, October in Oxnard, Window Shopping, Cruel Shoes, Matzoh Man, Pink Shoelaces, Dead Girls of London, Spider, Reefer Man, Wet T-shirt Night, Who's on First, Rock Lobster, King Tut, My Bologna Oct 14, 1979
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ELECTIONS: Mr. Custer, I Lost on Jeopardy, If Shania was Mine, Happy Together, Froxen Embryos, Inbred Locals, Don't Touch me There, Smallest Thing Known to Man, High School Gym, Take off your Clothes, Beer, Religion & Politics, Abe Snake for President, Disco Bob, Do the Clinton, The One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, 4 Years of High School Spanish, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 3, 1996
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BASEBALL 2416: After covering requests, birthdays, death, Canada, and recreational substance use in our first hour, we turn our attention to another form of recreation for several jam packed innings of baseball comedy! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Apr 20, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: Here Come the British, Weather Forecast, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, When I'm Cleaning Windows, My Girl's Pussy, I Belong to Glasgow, Loos of England, God Save the Queen, God Save the Sex Pistols, Short People, Travel Agency, Penguin in Bondage, Star Warts Nov 6, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: I'm not Gonna be a Hippie Anymore, Thing, Hamster Love, Teddy Bear, Boo Hoo, Wally Balloo Visits a Bank, Boogie, Bloat on, Witch Doctor, Man who Ate his Car, Birth Control, Be Prepared, Muscle-bound Freak, Geek's Revenge, Doggy Do, El Monte, Pico & Sepulveda Nov 6, 1977
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RANDOM 2415: The Doc's baseball episode is on rain delay so instead we present a random select of segments from the '80's. Apr 13, 2024
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ALIENS/UFOS: I Think I'm a Clone Now, Rolling Stones, Nellie the Elephant, Cat Song, Psycho Chicken, So Drunk, I Got a Crush on Darth Vader, Beaver Strikes Back, Stroke it, Baby let me Bang your Box, Mr. Spaceman, Hell I'd Go, Flying Saucer, Earth Girls are Easy, Little Blue Man, 7-11, Star Wars Cantina, Cows with Guns Mar 23, 1997
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FISH: This Used Car of Mine, Songs of Beach Time Fun, Led Zeppelin Reunion Tour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, If Pigs had Wings, Rhapsody from Hunger-y, Get a Haircut Dad, Hair Piece, Under the Sea, Want Some Seafood Mama, Sushi Baby, Fish Heads, I Lobster but Never Flounder, Fishing Blues, Walleye, Dice, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Einstein, Ooh Don't Touch That Jul 8, 1990
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2414 HARMONY: This week we flash back to 2003 to hear the Doc's salute to Dementia in harmony! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 6, 2024
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LIVE ON KPFK NOVEMBER 1971: The Doc plays some old mostly non demented classics on public radio before getting his long standing gig on KMET! (MONO ONLY) Nov 4, 1971
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TOP TEN 2413: This show brings you the Top Ten for March 2024, plus some Easter delights, a few tunes for tax time, and a variety of other things. Stream it anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Mar 30, 2024
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THE BEATLES: Invasion, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, Caucasian Spiritual, Basically Frightened, Big Cockroach, Driving on the Turnpike, Speed Trap, Doubleback Alley, Screaming Beatles, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Divorce, Song of Tsongas, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, Black & White, PMS Airlines, Entering Marion Mar 29, 1992
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: 2 Triple Cheese, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Country Music is Here to Stay, It Came from Outer Space, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Bruces, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Yum Yum Tree, Harvey & Sheila, Crazy Downtown, End of a Symphony, Statue Got me High, Dial 1 for Help, Smallest Thing Known to Man Mar 22, 1992
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MIDWEST 2412: This week we celebrate spring, explore natural disasters, and hear songs about a whole host of places in the midwest. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com! Mar 23, 2024
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Something's in the Bag, Pincus the Peddler, Harv Kirshner, Eddie are you Kidding, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Oedipus Rex, It's Money that I Love, Boobs a Lot, Buick '59, Hot Rod Race, Hamster Love, Smoke-off, Disco Sucks Sep 16, 1979
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Boris the Spider, Leader of the Laundromat, Television Rap, Honeymooner's Rap, Political Science, In Heaven There is no Beer, Amazing Man, Cocktails for Two, Lady Madonna, Maternity Girl, Ballad of E.T., Candy Rapper, I Get Weird, Ballad of Irving Jul 14, 1985
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 2411: This weekend we paint the town green with an hour's worth of Irish songs, plus sets on drugs, food, and some of your requests. Listen now or anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 16, 2024
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LIVE ON KMET PART II: Flat Tire, I Took my Organ to the Party, Don't Bang on the Piano, Biddie McGraw, School Days, In the Summertime, My Son the Vampire, Nashville Cats, Junk Food Junkie, I Want my Baby Back, Take off your Clothes, Omar the Vampire, Waffle Whiffer, Vatican Rag Aug 17, 1975
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LIVE ON KMET PART I: Surfing Bird, I like Stinky Cheese, Love Song, Goofus, Call any Vegetable, Beans, Why Does the Sun Shine, Laugh & be Happy, Shark Bait, Mother Goose's Wine, If, Baby let me Bang your Box, Cocaine, Detroit City Aug 17, 1975
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BANANAS 2410: Bananas are a very tasty fruit, enjoyed around the world...but "bananas" has oddly become a popular synonym for "crazy"...or Demented! We'll have a lot of fun with that on this week's show -- and we'll also hear songs about the second most Demented friut -- prunes, and we'll also have songs about marijuana, and a new version of "Fish Heads." You can stream that show now, or anytime you like, at www.drdemento.com. Mar 9, 2024
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HUNTING: Moose in my House, 8th Wonder of the World, Mutant Cows, Harry the Hairy Ape, Toad Suckers, Cause I'm a Blonde, Plain White Rapper, Hot Rocks Polka, Radio Shack, Silicon Valley Guy, Booger on my Beer Mug, Lion Hunt, Deer Hunters, Fox Chase, Preacher & the Bear, I Think I can Beat Mike Tyson, Gary Cooper Movie Five Yep, Janitor, Second Week of Deer Camp Nov 5, 1989
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Christmas Carol, We Wish you a Merry Christmas, Nose Job, Loving You is Surfing You, Mr. Jaws, Human Race, Grandmother's Song, King Tut, Dare to be Stupid, Willie & the Hand Jive, Golden Gridiron Boy, Scotsman, Account of Halley's Comet, Su-Sushi-o, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Marvin Dec 15, 1985
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POLICE 2409: This week while the Doc is on vacation we flash back to a few different past episodes about the police. Listen anytime at drdemento.com. Mar 2, 2024
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BIRDS: Men, Fraternity Life, Zombie Jamboree, Old Guys do it, Mr. Ed, Inner Voice, I Hate when that Happens, Life Sucks then You Die, Bird House in your Soul, Golden Birdies, Old Man Emu, In the Mood, Little Birdy, Son of Irving, Liar Sleeps Tonight, Jedi Mind Trick, Army Careers, If I Had the Copyright Feb 20, 2005
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Money Song, This is Ponderous, Ding Dong Song, Oh Yeah, Alabama Song, Laughing Gnome, Ice Age Baby, Kinky Boots, How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Peter Cottontail, Lubasonic Song, Battle of New Orleans, Middle East Beast, Dueling Presidents, Are You a Turtle, Weekly World News, Coming Back for More Mar 31, 1991
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RANDOM/TOP TEN 2408: Here's the Top Ten for February 2024, plus a random selection from Dr. Demento's archives. You'll hear familiar Demented classics, plus old (and not so old) classics we haven't heard for way too long. Stream this show now (or anytime) from www.drdemento.com ! Feb 24, 2024
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I Do the Rock, Sh-boom, I'm the Slime, It's in the Book, My Humble Home, If I Give up the Saxophone, Gee Officer Krupke, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Nose Job, Making Love in a Subaru, Do You Think I'm Disco, Shaving Cream, King Tut, Fish Heads Sep 9, 1979
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: John & Marsha, It Came from West Covina, Cow Patty, Modern Design, L.S. Bumblebee, Gourmet Restaurant, 200th Anniversary of the Constitution, College the Best 6 Weeks of my Life, Pope Song, Animal Square Dance, Go All the Way L.A. Lakers, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Beastie Wrap, Squirrels, Beer Nuts Jun 7, 1987
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CALIFORNIA 2407: Here is my new show, at last! Sorry for the delay - but I believe it's one of the best shows I've done lately - worth the wait I think. Hope you agree! Feb 17, 2024
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 2: My Baby's got Rabies, Beach Boys Drug Medley, What do We do in the Army, Nice, Hopelessly Heterosexual, Bounce your Boobies, Everyone Says I Love You, Ode to Billy Joel, Mr. Bill, I Hate, My Girl's Pussy, Kinky Sex, Time I Got a Physical, Commercials on 45, I Like, Let's Make a New Dope Deal, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Pac-Man, Sex Toy, Take Off Jan 31, 1982
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KMET LIVE 1982 part 1: Reaganomics, Big Bucks, That old Unemployment, I Believe, Ronnie Talk to Russia, Ikey & Mikey, Goblin Girl, Lion & Albert, Hamburger, My Daddy is President, I Got it from Agnes, Snootful of Snow, Earthquake Song, She Loves You Dr. Strangelove, I like Chinese, We are Dead, I Love Trash, Party in my Pants, I like Beer, 96 Beers, My Bonnie Lass she Smelleth, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog Jan 31, 1982
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LOVE SONGS 2406: In honor of Valentine's Day, here's my annual program of Deemented love songs -- from "John and Marsha" to "Tapeworm of Love"...from George Burns & Gracie Allen to the Wolves of Glendale, from "Loving You Has Made Me Bananas" to "Je t'aime, moi non plus." You can hear this show (and thousands of others) by visiting www.drdemento.com. Feb 10, 2024
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POLICE: You Never Know, Marvin, But Officer, Old Dope Peddler, Buzz the Fuzz, Big Cockroach, Henry, Speed Trap, Rudy Rudy, Cat Got Dead, Cops with Attitude, Crazy Blues, Policeman's Song, Loser, Friendship, Lazing in the Shade of the Information Super Highway, Bald Guys, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Down with V.E.G. Jul 24, 1994
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FOOTBALL: Mr. Roberts, Shrivel Up, Short People, Dog Ball, Argument Clinic, Year of the Fat, Laughing Song, Worms, Chunder in the old Pacific Sea, Son of a Half Back, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Football Stomp, Football Card, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Existential Blues Sep 14, 1980
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BABIES 2405: This week we flashback 30 years to hear the Doc's salute to babies, plus other current and older songs from the time. Feb 3, 2024
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MEN: Headline News, Men, Sensitive New-age Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Twisted, We Own the World, Disco Boy, Rock me Jerry Lewis, What a Mouse, I'm Tough, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Put Another Log on the Fire, We Don't Need the Men, You Can Play my Sega, Do the Picard, Thrill Seeker Sep 25, 1994
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LOGAN WHITEHURST INTERVIEW: Robot Cat, Beep Beep, Pub with no Beer, 50 Ways to Dump your Lover, Moisture, Me & the Snowman, Do the Confusion, Lizard & Fish, Downtown Downer's Grove, Going to Pasadena, Take me Down, Miami, Patrick the Spoiler, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Teeth Clenched, Stealing like a Hobbit Oct 12, 2003
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TOP TEN 2404: In addition to the top ten, this week we cover planes, Egypt, laundry, and more, including a whole set of Ray Stevens on the occasion of his retirement. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Jan 27, 2024
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Cheese Burger Deluxe, Hector the Garbage Collector, Argument Clinic, Everybody Works but Father, We'll Ride with Nixon, Blassie King of Men, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Australian Table Wines, Buzz the Fuzz, Meet me at the Beach, Spam, 3 Drunk Newts, 400 Mile Gas Line Sep 2, 1979
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BRITISH COMEDY: Downtown, Rioting to the Hits, Johnny Carson, Quayle Portrait, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Cannibalism, Touch a Name on the Wall, Great Bell, Welly Boot Song, Heads are Gonna Roll, Walking on the Moon, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, I Loot L.A. May 24, 1992
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NEW YORK 2403: Here's the first entry in a new series of shows dedicated to various cities and regions. I plan to do one of these each month for awhile. Jan 20, 2024
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KMET PART TWO: It's A Gas, In old Mexico, Moonlight & Shadows, Sweet Marijuana Brown, As a Porcupine Pines for his Pork, You Got your Baby Back, Old Sow Song, Rubber Biscuit, Abner the Baseball, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Spam, Walk on the Kosher Side, Waffle Whiffer Nov 16, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Je Taime, Johnny's got a Yoyo, Plastic Jesus, Chula Vista, Barber, Ducktail, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, August in Azusa, Putting on the Ritz, Shrimpenstein, Stinkfoot, Junk Food Junkie, Wolf Creek Pass, Ain't we Crazy, Crazy Mixed-up Song Nov 16, 1975
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FISH 2402: Our topic today is fish (and fishing). Our scaly aquatic semi-ancestors, the meals we make of them, and the songs we sing about them. You can stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jan 13, 2024
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BOATS: I Need a Squirrel, Raccoon Song, Woodpecker Song, I Wish I Were, Dirty Socks, Never Wear Panties to a Party, Who Farted, Closer, I've Got a Fang, I'm Better than Them, Golden Fluffy Loaves of Love, Lox Song, Dinghy Song, Big Bear Lake, Legend of the Titanic, MCI, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Jul 21, 2002
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SPIKE JONES: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Music Sex & Cookies, Wind Up Toy, Leave it to Beaver, Beaver Cleaver Fever, I like Stinky Cheese, Cheese Shop, Hole in the Bucket, California Kid, Cocktails for Two, Midnight Star, Last Ride of Weird Al, Beep Beep, Marvin I Love You, Big Butt Jan 19, 1986
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RANDOM 2401: This week we take a trip through the '80's archives to hear random segments containing hits and rarities about raspberries, the old west, dogs, science, and many other things. Jan 6, 2024
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THE NIXON TAPES: The Doc makes an appearance on public radio to play some folk & blues (50 minutes, not demented) Jun 5, 1988
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FUNNY 25 2352: And here they are - the Funny 25 most requested Deemented songs of 2023, as tabulated from the monthly Top Tens - plus a few extra songs at the beginning and end of the show. You can stream them all now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 30, 2023
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DOO WOP: Rubber Biscuit, Betty Boop Theme, Moo Moo Song, Tiger Rag, Nature Trail to Hell, Why Won't you Come Home, Oedipus Rex, Dang me, Little Toot, Another Puff, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Louie Louie, Yakety Yak, 60 Minute Man, Annie had a Baby, She's Big & Round, 99 Dead Baboons Jun 24, 1984
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MOON ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Stallone Again, Bad in Bed, Sweet Transvestite, Stink Foot, Jogger's Song, Martian Hop, Old Sow Song, Merry Go Round, Them Moose Goosers, Those 2 Dreadful Children, Don't Leave your Records in the Sun, Benny the Bouncer, Earache my Eye, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Valley Girl Jun 20, 1982
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HOLIDAYS III 2351: Here's the Doctor's third all-new holiday show for 2023, just in time for Christmas Eve Eve! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Dec 23, 2023
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Marvin, My Daddy is President, I Do the Rock, Man on the Flying Trapeze, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, They Don't Make Nun Names, Leave it to Beaver, 400 Mile Gas Line, Rag Mop, Sinister Lunch Meat, Something's in the Bag, Do you Think I'm Disco, Disco Sucks Aug 19, 1979
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DISCO (KLSX LIVE): Hello I Love You, Bounce your Boobies, Domination Pizza, Probing Andromeda, I Think I'm a Clone Now, Happy Birthday, Casey at the Bat, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Disco Duck, Disco Tech, Disco Boy, Disco Toilet, Lasagna, Spock Rap, Fat Jun 5, 1988
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HOLIDAYS II 2350: Here's our second holiday show for 2023, starring Santa Claus who is the subject of most of the songs. At the end of the show is a tribute to the excellent song parodist John Mammoser ("9 Coronas", "My Girlfriend Is Inflatable" and many more) who died of cancer on December 7th. Stream this show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Dec 16, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Spider & the Fly, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, My Home Town, Fuzzy Wuzzy, Minnie the Moocher, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Pet Shop, Wasn't that a Mighty Day, You Got your Baby Back, Clean Song, Biddy McGraw, Stardrek, Butane Boogie, Spam Jan 11, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Ying Tong, Happy New Year, Pink Elephants, Them Poems, Little Blue Man, Have a Baby, Loving You has Made me Bananas, I Love a Practical Joke, Junkfood Junkie, Purple People Eater, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Go in and Out the Window, Piddling Pup, Wolf Creek Pass, Male Chauvinist Pig Jan 11, 1976
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HOLIDAYS 2349: The first of our three special shows for the 2023 holidays includes a dozen Hanukkah comedy songs (a genre that didn't exist at all when the Dr Demento Show began) plus a couple of Krampus songs. The rest of the show is all Christmas fun! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Dec 9, 2023
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DOGS: Alley Cat, Dog Ball, Hippopotamus, Little Fuzzy Animals, Jolly Green Giant, Ballad of Gumby, Religion & Politics, President Song, I Want a Man with a Slow Mind, Shakespeare Rap, Arnold Rap, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Breath of a Dog, Doggy Doo, Evelyn a Modified Dog, White Fang, Big Sniff, What Killed the Dog, My Dead Dog Rover, Shaving Cream, Happy Happy Joy Joy Aug 30, 1992
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FRANK ZAPPA TRIBUTE: To commemorate his recent passing, the Doc provides a retrospective of his career including interviews conducted over the years. Jan 2, 1994
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WINTER 2348: As the Doc takes a vacation this week (no confirmation if a ski lodge is involved) we present a flashback to winters of years past, edited together from episodes ranging 1983-2001. Dec 2, 2023
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SPIKE JONES: Party in my Pants, Boris the Spider, Red Light Green Light, I like Beer, Duncan, Spider in the Bath, Never Swat a Fly, Old Oaken Bucket, I Ain't Hip to that Step, Little Bo Peep Lost her Jeep, Cocktails for Two, Chloe, Dance of the Hours, 16 Tacos, Pimples & Braces, Daisy a Day, Telephone Man, Fish Heads Jan 27, 1985
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BABIES: Old Hippie Class Reunion, Rocking in the Rest Home, Bobby, Baby on the Potty all Day, Jazzy old Philosopher, Harley Davidson Polka, Wolf Creek Pass, Edna, Do the Picard, My Daughter, Baby Zone, Annie had a Baby, Benny's from Heaven, Taco Grande, Memo to Droola, Stress, Down with V-E-G, Someone Ate the Baby Jul 24, 1994
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TOP TEN 2347: Here's the last Top Ten of 2023 (in just five weeks we'll count down the Funny 25 for the whole year!) plus a couple of Christmas songs (we'll have lots more in December, and Hanukkah too) plus songs about alcohol, fruit, and some Deemented dance tunes! Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 25, 2023
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Battle of Kookamunga, Blood on the Saddle, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Wish I Was a Car, Waiting for Gas, Suicide is Painless, Gloomy Sunday, Waterloo, Elizabeth & Richard, Romping through the Swamp, Your Mother's Calling, I like Beer, If You're a Viper, Night after Night, I Want Johnny's Job, Kindergarten of the Stars, Dentist Chair Blues, Pencil-Neck Geek Jul 29, 1979
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ALIENS/UFO'S: Martian Boogie, Sci-fi Film, Whalin, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars, Flying Saucer, 8 Foot 2 Solid Blue, They're Here, Hell I'd Go, Stairway to Heaven, Flying Saucer Rock & Roll, Slime Creatures from Outer Space, Hard Time to be a Man, Girl with 3 Blue Eyes, Martian Hop, Galaxy Song, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Time for Killing Barney, Bedrock Anthem Nov 28, 1993
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THANKSGIVING 2346: Happy Thanksgiving! Here's our Turkey Day playlist for 2023, with some new things in the first set and an Audio Torture Chamber at the end. You can listen to the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 18, 2023
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Carpenter's Greatest Hits, We are Dead, Arm Pit Samba, Bras on 45, Who Committed Mutiny, Swallow my Love, Sit on my Face, Bicycle Seat, Hernia, Acupuncture, San Fernando Valley, Do you Miss New York, Asteroids, I Like, Dead Puppies, Take Off, Pacman, It's Good to be the King Jan 10, 1982
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Charlie Brown, Up in Smoke, Physical, 8th Wonder of the World, Whale Song, Constable Savage, Ernest, Beer Barrel Polka, Up your Nose, Mad Laughing Record, Moral Majority Top 40, Lunatics have Taken over the Asylum, Big Bucks, Roast Chicken Faces, I'm Hip, So Bored Jan 10, 1982
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SPOKEN COMEDY 2345: The final hour of this week's show has not a single note of music! It's all spoken comedy, from Uncle Josh to George Carlin, from Shelley Berman to Monty Python, and lots more. The show begins with three tracks from the new CD by "& Barnes" (Bill Mumy), "Shit Happens," and continues with Weird Al, Worm Quartet, the Dead Alewives and lots more. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Nov 11, 2023
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ALL AMERICAN: 10 Coronas, Battle of Kookamunga, Shot Heard Round the World, 7-11, Mr. Popeil, Man Song, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Wolf Creek Pass, Pull my Finger, No I Don't Wanna do That, Whiskey for Breakfast, Glory Glory Paranoia, Man Can't be too Careful What he Signs these Days, Grandma vs. Crusher, All Collision All Explosion, Ode to my Car, Amish Paradise Jun 30, 1996
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NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Simon & Garfunkel, Hooray for Capt. Spalding, Winter Wonderland, Valley Dog, Ice Cubes & Beer, Grandparents, Chicken of the County, Back of your Neck, Byz Talk, Surfin Bird, I Can't Get no Satisfaction, Celebrity Spotlight on Harriet Nelson, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Pass the Duchie, Making Love in a Subaru, Silicon Valley Guy Jan 9, 1983
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HUNTING 2344: Hunting animals is not quite as popular a pastime as it once was, but there are a lot of funny songs about hunting, and this week's blast from the past has a bagful of the best of them. You can stream that show anytime at drdemento.com. Nov 4, 2023
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Apr. 12 93 to May 7 93): Tibetan Memory Trick, Drunks, Chelsea in Diguise, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Elmer Fudd Sings Fire, Baseball & Football, Flying, Parenting, Excuse Me, Smoke, Driving, Firecracker Mishap, Happy Darling, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Argument Clinic, Sneakers, Disc Jockeys, California Earthquake, Movie Snacks, Mom Always liked You Best Apr 12, 1993
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HALLOWEEN 2343: Here's Halloween show #2 for 2023, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies old and recent -- Dinner with Drac, Werecow, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Jamboree -- you get the picture! Stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Oct 28, 2023
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DIVORCE: Leaving on a Death Plane, Virgil & the Moonshot, Ape Call, Flush your Mind, Man Song, I'm Tough, Mothra, Creep the Tragic Cockroach, I Couldn't Spell ..., You Don't Love me Anymore, She got the Goldmine, Divorce, One More Minute, Istanbul, Bulbous Bouffant, Star Wars Cantina Apr 27, 1997
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Stranded in the Jungle, I Eat Cannibals, Lay me in that Huddle, Go to Work you Jerk, Ma Bell You Got me by the Calls, Buffy Come Back, My Bologna, I Love Rocky Road, Ricky, Harry's Jockstrap, Bras on 45, Fussy Eater, Alphabet Song Apr 24, 1983
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HALLOWEEN 2342: BOO! Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2023. Two hours-plus of spooky tunes and scary melodies, old and new, famous and obscure, funny and frightening! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. Oct 21, 2023
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TV ON KLSX: Burning Down the Cartoon House, Rhapsody from Hunger, Inbred, Ballad of Valdez, Write Romantically, Cheap Stories, Janitor, My Attorney Bernie, TV Rap, Way Back in 1939, Early TV Montage, TV is the Thing this Year, Vidiot, Brady Bunch, I'm the Slime, Adam West, Hacker's Rap Apr 23, 1989
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DEVO INTERVIEW: Fruit Song, Bear, Pollution, Breakfast Conversation, Working in a Coal Mine, Strange Pursuit, Sink the Bismark, First Date, Neanderthal Love, Big Jog, Blowing Bubble Gum, Cinderella, Dust up his Nose, My Dead Dog Rover, Sweet Transvestite Jul 8, 1979
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PIZZA 2341: It's pizza day in the Land of Dementia! The whole second hour is devoted to songs about pizza, going back to mid-century when it first became an American food craze! In the first hour we celebrate the arrival of fall, the top comedy songs of 2022 according to The FuMP, and other crazy Demented topics. Oct 14, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: K-bel Barfo Hits, Number One, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Monkey Bite, Suicide is Painless, Suicide Prevention, It Looks like Rain, Lovely Weather for Ducks, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Surfin Bird, Bird Bathroom, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Elements, Baby likes Burping, Argument Clinic, Old Ben Lucas, Too Young to Date Feb 8, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Parts, Sit on my Face, Earthquake Song, Montana, Big Leg Emma, I Love You for 70 Mental Reasons, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Dead Girls, Close the Door, Open the Door, Bug Boy, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Please Please Me, Alphabet Song, St. George & the Dragonet, Dog Ball, Going Crazy, Mr. Roberts, Masochism Tango Feb 8, 1981
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FOOD 2340: This week's show is a blast from the past, and a dementedly delicious one too! The subject is food, and the menu includes everything from sushi to goulash, vegetables to head cheese, hors d'oeuvres to cookies, pie and cake. You can stream the show anytime from drdemento.com. Oct 7, 2023
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DEMENTED BLUES: Generic Blues, Alphabet Song, Ukelele Blues, Down with V-E-G, Vegetables, Woke up this Morning, Masked Man, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Blind Melon, Bear Whiz Beer, High Tech Redneck, Politically Correct, Person to Person, Alligator Wine, Pale Blues, Lunchlady Land Apr 24, 1994
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: CPA, Music Sex & Cookies, Yum Yum Tree, Right Said Fudd, Streaking USA, Mr. Miller, Religion & Politics, I Love a Groove, Big Man Mambo, Smells like Nirvana, You Don't Love me Anymore, I Can't Watch This, Ren & Stimpy, Fax me a Beer, Ugga Bugga, PMS Airlines Apr 19, 1992
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TOP TEN 2339: Here's the Top Ten for September, plus a set from the new Worm Quartet album, some runners up from the Top Ten, and a whole lot more Demented delights! You can stream the show now (or anytime you like) at www.drdemento.com. Sep 30, 2023
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JAZZ: My Attorney Bernie, Rock & Roll Doctor, Shaving Patients for Surgery, Barbeque Barney, Vegetables, Mr. Bass Man, Mr. Roberts, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Punk Polka, Benny's from Heaven, Up with Papal, Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Halloween Spooks, 500 Miles, Jurassic Park Oct 10, 1993
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DEMENTED POLITICS: In the Mood, She Won't French Kiss, What I Believe, I Want a Man, Too Young to Date, Just Wanna be Cool, Bringing me Back Today, Idi Amin, Religion & Politics, Presidential Handicap, 2 Cows, Tricky Dicky Rock & Roll, Ronnie vs. Fritz, Rodeo Song, Rapmaster Ronnie, Boogie in your Butt Nov 4, 1984
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MARIJUANA 2338: Our topic today is marijuana. Now that it's legal in many places, and socially acceptable in most other parts of the USA, I'm bringing back some of the fine songs it inspired when it was still highly illegal! Stream the show now at drdemento.com. (Sorry it's late- I was under the weather for a couple of days, but am feeling excellent today!) Sep 24, 2023
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FOLK MUSIC: Light my Fire, Little Blue Riding Hood, Bang the Drum all Day, Open that Can, I Like Stinky Cheese, Cheesehead Song, Teenage Mutant Kung fu Chickens, 2 Dreadful Children, I Wanna be Catholic, Hole in the Bucket, Tom Dooley, MTA, Folk Song Army, Horse Named Bill, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, History of Dr. Demento, Werecow Sep 8, 1991
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RUDY VALLEE INTERVIEW: Hello Muddah, Swimming Song, Johnny Had a Yoyo, Sex Drugs & Rock n Roll, Drunkard Song, Stein Song, Old Sow Song, Let's do It, Beep Beep, 3 Mile Island Beatles, Pancho Lopez, Rock & Roll Hell, Say Guy You Wanna Boogie, Duck Pluckers, Dead Puppies, 3 Drunk Newts, Smoke-off, Lumberjack Song Jun 17, 1979
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EMBARASSMENT 2337: This show features (in segments 3 through 6) songs that may embarrass some people, for various reasons -- though many regular listeners count them among their very favorites! You can stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Sep 16, 2023
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KMET PART 2: Bloat on, Martian March, Astro Boy, Stripper, Bluegrass Nightmare, Cockroach Love, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Party in my Pants, Elderly Man River, Robert Hilburn, Pico & Sepulveda, Sister Mary Elephant, Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, Cheaters & Liars, Existential Blues, Fish Heads Sep 7, 1980
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KMET PART 1: Martian Hop, Space Invaders, Keep Venice Nude, Meet me at the Beach, Black Denim Trousers, Bad Motorcycle, Old Dope Peddler, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Shlock Rod, They're Parking Camels where the Taxis used to be, Kosher Delight, Tacos for Two, Hot Nuts, Fruit Song Sep 7, 1980
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OTHER DOMESTICATED ANIMALS 2336: Since I recently finished shows about dogs and cats, I thought I'd spin some Demented tunes about other domesticated animals -- cows and sheep, canaries and parakeets, lions and elephants (in zoos and circuses). This week's show also has the Top Ten (a week late, but it's great!) Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Sep 9, 2023
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HUNTING: Freckle Song, Janet Reno, Someone ate the Baby, I Wanna Hot Dog for my Roll, Junk Food Junkie, 10 Coronas, Who Drank my Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Backwards XYZ's, Funny Man, Answering Machine, T'ain't Nobody's Business, Mighty Manly Hunting Men, Yosemite Sam, Big Bucks, Hunting Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, 30-point Buck Nov 10, 1996
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JUDY TENUTA INTERVIEW: Big Bear Lake, Back from the Shadows, Star Trekkin', Banana Love, Pool, Wet T-shirt Night, Colorado Kool-aid, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I Like Boys, Piano has been Drinking, Bitching Camaro, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, I Want your Socks, Vann Pick me a Letter, Squirrels Aug 23, 1987
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LABOR DAY 2335: With the Doc on vacation, we are presenting a combination of 7 different Labor Day episodes of the past. Sep 2, 2023
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MONEY: Money Song, Music Sex & Cookies, Money, I Ate the Baloney, Cops with Attitude, Only You, Daddy's Money, Busted, Credit Card Song, Blue Cheese Yodel, Nails, Greenbacks, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Your Brain on Drugs, Brain Damage, Dwarf Tossing, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Way Down Deep You're Shallow Feb 20, 1994
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LOVE LIVE ON KLSX: Reggae Popeye, Woke up this Morning, All my Bill are Overdue, Copycat Corner, Classical Rap, Worms, Deteriorata, Iraq & a Hard Place, Kick Ass U.S.A., So Long Mom, Lines in the Sand, Boogie, John & Marsha, Tapeworm of Love, Marvin I Love You, Everyone Says I Love You, M.C. Hammer, Bomb for Hussein Feb 10, 1991
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MONKEYS/MONKEES 2334: We flashback to 2003 for a program about apes and monkeys, then even further back to an interview the Doc did with the rock group the Monkees in 1987! Aug 26, 2023
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3-mile Island Beatles, Civilization, Alley Oop, Dead Frogs, When I was a Lad, I'm the Slime, Ikey & Mikey, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Religion & Politics, Senator Fish Face, Rubber Room, Split Level Head, Hello DJ, 3 Drunk Newts, Fat Man's Prayer, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 10, 1979
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CLASSICAL: Streak, Wildwood Weed, 500 Miles, Grandpa's Gone Gangster, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Ginko & Tofu, Smells like Camp Granada, Them Moose Goosers, Blue Danube Waltz, Sunrise Symphony, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, End of a Symphony, Carnival of the Animals Aug 2, 1998
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CATS 2333: Last week we celebrated the dog days of summer...Cats deserve a celebration too! We'll hear 28 songs about cats this week, most of them complimentary. This show also features the Logan Awards nominees for parody songs. Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Aug 19, 2023
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KMET PART 2: Blassie King of Men, Is That all There is?, Pain in the Ass, Old Dope Peddler, Tranquilizers, Walking my Cat Named Dog, My Way, Elevator, Flush, August in Azusa, Keep Venice Nude, Animal House, Cinderella, Paraquat Blues, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Maxwell's Silver Hammer Aug 6, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Looney Tune, Bagel Tree, Walk on the Kosher Side, I'm a Nut, Sidewalk Convoy, Donald Where's your Troosers, Herbert the Pervent, Total Nudity, Moment of Silence, Our Hour, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Loving me, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, Cement Mixer, Contradictions, Panacea, Camelot Aug 6, 1978
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DOGS 2332: This week's show features a tribute to Paul Reubens (aka Pee Wee Herman), plus the five Logan Award nominees for best comedy song, and a whole bunch of funny songs about dogs! Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Aug 12, 2023
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SOUPY SALES INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, She's Fallen, My Attorney Bernie, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Nails, Hostility Rag, You Know my Name, With my Little Ukelele in my Hand, White Fang, Mouse, Packalafaka, Downtown Downer's Grove, Werecow, I Can't Watch This, Dead Puppies, Happy Happy Joy Joy May 31, 1992
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ALL REQUEST: K-mart Blues, Bookshop, Bilbo Baggins, Eric the Awful, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Bill Clinton Song, Funky Gibbon, Hit me with your Rhythm Stick, Bras on 45, Disco Toilet, When I was Your Age, Plastic Jesus, One Meatball, Fax me a Beer, Ren & Stimpy, Smells like Nirvana May 3, 1992
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ALCOHOL 2331: This week we have a blast from the past -- and I do mean a blast! The subject is alcohol. A serious subject, but it has inspired innumerable funny songs. You'll hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst ones when you stream this week's show at www.drdemento.com. Aug 5, 2023
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1971/LIVE ON KLSX: A retrospective of the year 1971, plus current/classic songs too...I Like, Pet Shop, Dead Cicada, Robert Hilburn, Tax Day, Punish the People, Flying Saucers, Vasectomy, Ajaz Liquor Store, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Think We'e all Bozos, Insane & the Brain, South Park Junkie, Star Wars Cantina Apr 12, 1998
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TOP TEN 2330: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a bunch of songs about wine, and a bunch about marijuana as well! You can stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com Jul 29, 2023
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CHRISTMAS: 12 Pains of Christmas, You Ain't Getting Sh*t for Christmas, Hanukah Hey-Ya!, Santa Man Vibration, Please Let it Snow, Relatives are Coming, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Ding Fries are Done, Christmas on Acid, I am Santa Claus, Green Christmas, Night Santa went Crazy, I Want an Alien for Christmas Dec 14, 2003
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Christmas at Ground Zero, Ballad of Ross Perot, Arnold Rap, My Dog ate Nolan Ryan, Freeze-dried Fido, Masochism Tango, Thorazine Shuffle, Neil Young, It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I am, An Axel Christmas, Father Christmas, Grandma Got run Over by a Reindeer, You Don't Bring me Flowers, Spider, Hey Batman 92 Jul 19, 1992
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BLACK DEMENTIA 2329: Today we feature some of the great Black artists who have done Demented songs and comedy bits -- from Lead Belly and Butterbeans & Susie to Slim Gaillard, The Coasters and Eddie Murphy. We'll also hear Jane Birkin (RIP), Albert Brooks, Pink Floyd and more. You can stream this show anytime starting Saturday, July 22 at www.drdemento.com. Jul 22, 2023
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SUMMER/HEROES/VILLAINS: Summertime Summertime, Tennessee Bird Walk, It's Alright to be a Clod, Light my Fire, Canasta Song, Big Jog, Old Back Scratcher, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Mechanical Man, We Are Demented, Licks off Records, Out of Gas Blues, Framed, Time Warp, Dancing Fool, Ballad of Irving Jun 3, 1979
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SNOW/SKIING: Blue Christmas, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Super Skier, Harley Song, Smoke 2 Joints, Santa's Beard, You Know my Name, Jingle Bell Boogie, You're a Hamburger, Squishy Love, Kirk & Spock, Marvin I Love You, Rusty Chevrolet, Hockey Here Tonight, Happy Boy, Ain't no Liberal, Anniversary Anthem, Bulbous Bouffant (MONO ONLY) Nov 12, 1995
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STORY SONGS 2328: This show features an hour of story songs ("ballads" in the traditional meaning of the word). Some old favorites and some you may not have heard! Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com. Jul 15, 2023
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KMET PART 2 WITH MEYER & DRAKE INTERVIEW: Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Davy Crockett, Homo Erectus, Mr. Bill, Meyer & Drake Interview, Making Whoopie, Psycho Chicken, Hockey Sock Rock, My Bologna, Slide Trombone, Beepies & Beer, Punk Polka, Disco Sucks, Smoke-off, I Can see Uranus, Sixpence Feb 17, 1980
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KMET PART 1: Nuke the Whales, Buy me a Dog, Rain Rain go Away, Back Water Blues, Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Please Mr. Carter, New Slant on War, Kill for Peace, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Miami, Jim Morrison's Revenge, Soggy Cereal, Nowhere, Disco Toilet, Disco Vampire, Stop the War Feb 17, 1980
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RANDOM 2327: Our historian has assembled this from 10 prior episodes, ranging from 1983 to 1992 in demented (reverse) order, and including a segment on vacations in honor of the Doc's vacation this week! Jul 8, 2023
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, 12 Days of Christmas, Rock & Roll Santa, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Jingle Bells, Reindeer Boogie, Pretty Little Dolly, My Birthday is on Christmas, Gluey Christmas, Chimney Song, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, They had a Merry Christmas, Christmas Dragnet, Christmas Balls Dec 25, 1988
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: It's Christmas & I Wonder Where I Am, Santa Claus is Watching You, Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer, Dashing through the Aisles, Money for Christmas, Father Christmas, Santa's Moving On, Chipmunks Roasting, Good King Kong Looked Out, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Blue Christmas, Green Christmas, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas at Ground Zero Dec 15, 1991
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AMERICA 2326: Happy Birthday U. S. A.! The whole show this week is dedicated to America -- it's not perfect but these songs are often hysterical, along with being historical. Stream it now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Jul 1, 2023
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UNRELEASED TAPES: Led Zeppelin Medley, Polkas on 45, Gosh Golly Goofy, Get off the table Mabel, Glorious, Every Little Bug, Never Swat a Fly, Girl Fight Tonight, Uncle Alfred, Who are the Brain Police, Neanderthal Man, March of the Cuckoos, School Cafeteria, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, Nice, Trouble with Klingons, It's the Real World After All, Leprosy, She's Big & Round, Rock Rap, Cheerio Cherry Lips Cheerio Jan 10, 1988
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FOOTBALL: Fatal Beatings, Curly Shuffle, Mike Tyson Substitute Teacher, Eric the Awful, Dueling Rappers, Deteriorata, Are you Balding Tonight?, Kick Ass U.S.A., Elvis' Rolls Royce, Bitchin Camaro, What it Was Was Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball & Football, Fight Fiercely Harvard, Shaving Cream contest, If You Want Free Speech Go to Russia, We Love Barney Fife, Uncle Jack Says Relax, They Drive me Brady Sep 9, 1990
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TOP TEN 2325: This week Dr. Demento welcomes Summertime 2023 with a salute to the season - summertime clothes, summertime food, and we count down the Top Ten hottest and coolest Deemented songs for June! Stream the show now or whenever you like at www.drdemento.com. Jun 24, 2023
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Dance of the Hours, Old Gray Mare, Witch Doctor, Reefer Man, Smoke that Cigarette, I ate the Baloney, Night after Night, Casey at the Bat, Can Broadway do without Us?, Tiptoe Through the Tulips with Me, Fat Man's Prayer, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, In the Mood May 27, 1979
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MUSICAL TURKEYS: Happy Birthday, Stress, Beep Beep, St. George & the Internet, Peter the Meter Reader, There's a Man who Comes to our House, Vacuum, Pretty Little Dolly, Rapping Duke, Life Sucks then you Die, Air Battle, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 5, 1995
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FATHER'S DAY 2324: Happy Father's Day! Here are 25 funny songs about fatherhood, plus some more goodies for everyone. You can stream that show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Enjoy! Jun 17, 2023
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KMET PART TWO: Try it, Hold Tight, Alvin's Orchestra, Kicking the Gong Around, Peanut Boogie, Democratic Donkey, Goofing on the Job, I Died all Over You, Bicentennial Minute, Texas Behemoth, Bridget the Midget, I Love Me, Spam, Shaving Cream, In the Mood, I Love your Toes, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Lumberjack Song, Chaos Jan 23, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Laugh & be Happy, Turn your Head Sweetheart, Girl Named Johnny Cash, Hey Schoolgirl, Gorilla, Ning Nang Nong, You're the Pits, Acne, Freckle Song, Gnu Song, Up your Nose, High School USA, Dirty old Man, Thank God for Porno, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Mother's Lament, Song of the Sewer, Shock Treatments Jan 23, 1977
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NUDITY 2323: Hello there -- Dr Demento here -- It's getting warmer outside and we don't need as many clothes as we did a few weeks ago -- and some of us are able to get by witn no clothes at all! I'll explore the demented side of nudity on the show starting June 10th, 2023. You can stream that show and thousands of earlier Dr Demento shows at www.drdemento.com. Jun 10, 2023
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ME: Happy Boy, Birdhouse in your Soul, Blimp, Bart Simpson Rap, Uncle Jack says Relax, Plump, Living with a Hernia, DOA, I Love Me, Cartoon Individual, I am a Squid, I Feel like an Onion Ring, I get Weird, I'm Bored, I Won't Grow up, My Name is Larry, Me like Hockey, Ballad of William Robinson May 17, 1998
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MONEY: Lakeside Trailer Park, Ricky, Hal & Lulu, Frozen Embryos, Amoeba Hop, Cow Imagination, Stinkfoot, Soba Song, Sushi Baby, Merle Haggard Eating Tofu, Busted, Money, Romance without Finance, Greenbacks, Where the Money, Nose Job, Dust Mites, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 24, 1991
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TOP TEN 2322: Here's the Top Ten for May, plus "99 Words for Boobs," "The Insult Song," "Bicycle Seat" and a new song by the Other Favorites for the revival of the 70-year-old 3-D feature "Robot Monster in 3-D." Jun 3, 2023
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INSANITY LIVE ON KMET: Miss Ann McCarthy, It's the Real World After All, Goo Goo Muck, Comet Relief, Dinner Rap, Space Invaders, Going Crazy, I'm a Nut, Insane Crazy Blues, Twisted, Split Level Head, Paranomia, Dr. Freud, Ain't We Crazy, Teenage Lobotomy, Frontal Lobotomy, Elevator to Menswear, Burger Rap Sep 28, 1986
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PENN JILLETTE/STEVEN BANKS INTERIVEW/MOTHER'S DAY: Ballad of Valdez, Zip it, My Toot Toot, Inbred, Mother Song, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Chicken of the County, Draft Dodger Rag, Pizza Hut Now, Disney on Ice, Clothes of the Dead, Rock 'n' Roll RIP, Guru Rap, Touch Yourself May 14, 1989
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GAMES 2321: The Doc is feeling a bit under the weather this week, so our archivist has assembled a flashback episode on this topic from 1987 & 2001. The Doc will be back next week with the new top ten for May! May 27, 2023
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William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Hungry Freaks Daddy, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Flying Saucer 2nd, I Am an Astronaut, Van Lingle Mungo, Twisted, Rock Lobster, High School Gym, Mildred the Choir Director, Attack of the Giant Ants, Someone ate the Baby, Who's on First, Smoke Off May 20, 1979
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CATS: Let's all Get Demented, Are You Lonesome Tonight?, Surfer Joe, Surfin Bird, Read my Lips, Fruit Song, Coming Back for More, I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Tomcat Blues, I Hate Cats, Forever Fluffy, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Timothy, They Drive me Brady, Uncle Jack Says Relax Aug 26, 1990
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CANADA 2320: We begin with an hour of American dementia and follow it up with an hour of dementia from north of the border! Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com May 20, 2023
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KMET PART 2: When I'm Cleaning Windows, Nowhere, Making Whoopie, I Like a Funeral, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Whatever Happened to Music?, My Blue Heaven, Beverly Hills, La Brea Tar Pits, Cockroach Stomp, Martian March, Four Letter Words (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Dirty old Man, Woodpecker's Hole, Strip Polka, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Motorcycle Song, Black Denim Trousers, Close to You, It's a Gas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Gee Officer Krupkie, Halloween Spooks, Banana Boat, Okie from Muskogee, It's in the Book (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974
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MOTHERS 2319: No two mothers are the same, and that also goes for the motherly songs on this week's show! Recommended for open-minded mothers and their offspring. We'll also have a set of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, totally different from the ones played in 2022. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! May 13, 2023
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KLSX: Dark Shadows, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Halloween Hysteria, I Put a Spell on You, My old Flame, Curse of the Hearse, Werecow, I'm Hungry, Psycho, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Cemetery Girls, Nature Trail to Hell, Halloween Cut-up, Monster Rap Oct 29, 1989
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HALLOWEN: Trick or Treat, Haunted House of Rock, Let's Twist Again, What Ever Happened to Eddie, Halloween Spooks, Dead, Vegas Vampire, Human Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Headless Horseman, Spook Opera, Skeleton in the Closet, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Blob, Vampire Beavers Oct 28, 1984
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SPIKE JONES 2318: This week we have an extra-special blast from the past...a two-hour tribute to the man whose music has inspired Dr. Demento ever since he was 4 years old, and his dad brought home a 78 of "Cocktails for Two" -- Spike Jones! Stream this show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com . May 6, 2023
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 5: Galaxy Song, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Dungeons & Dragons, Ode to my Car, Blue Christmas, We Love Barney Fife, 30 Point Buck, How the Grinch Stole Hanukah, Hey Harry Potter, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch, Hanukah Song, Night Santa went Crazy Nov 26, 2001
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TOP TEN 2317: This week's show features tracks from the new Needlejuice compilations by Tom Lehrer and Napoleon XIV, tributes to Harry Belafonte and Barry Humphries, and the Top Ten for April. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 29, 2023
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TELEVISION: We Love Barney Fife, Bedrock Anthem, Who Shot JR?, Spock Rap, Martian Hop, I was Conceived at Woodstock, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Happy Happy Joy Joy, TV Rap, Vidiot, I'm the Slime, Intro and Outro, O.J.-O, Taking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic Apr 2, 1995
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Spanish Inquisition, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Jimmy Durante's Nose, Willie Mickey & the Duke, Bears are Taking over Yellowstone, Welcome to the Zoo, Funky Gibbon, Ode to Gary Coleman, Flat Tire, Serious, Colorado, Dallas part 2, Duncan, Frontal Lobotomy, Mr. President, Yoda Jul 19, 1981
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HAIR 2316: This week's show features 33 fun songs about hair. We have less of it than most mammals, but we prize and enhance the way it decorates us. Even when we choose to remove it, hair makes a statement! Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 22, 2023
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DANCING: Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Dollar a Gallon, First Lady, Country Music is Here to Stay, Hockey Night in Canada, There Was a Fungus Among us, Reluctant Cannibal, Old Sow Song, Time Warp Dance Medley, I Can't Dance, Amazing Man, Fish Heads, Dancing Fool May 6, 1979
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KRYPTON INTERVIEW, ELVIS LIVE ON KLSX: Intro & Outro, She Drives like Crazy, I'm in a Coma for You, Green Acid at Woodstock, Lonely at the Bottom, Go Shopping, Krypton Interview, My Ding a Ling, Elvis Was a Narc, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Guess I'm Elvis' Love Child, Elvis Rap, Wrap it Up, Hey Batman, Spam, Adam West Aug 13, 1989
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WEATHER 2315: This week's special topic is the weather. We can't do much about it, but we can listen to funny songs about it! This week we also have songs about geeks, drugs and sleeping, (Note: the song by Nikka's Box has highly explicit language).Stream the new show now at www.drdemento.com. Apr 15, 2023
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KMET 1975 PART 2: Masculine Women Feminine Men, Help, Are You for Real?, Close to Me, My Doctor, Born to be Wild, Wah-hoo, Rag Mop, Je Taime, Ash Grove, Barstow, Route 66, Covina, Martian March, Deteriorata, Son of Irving, Ed Barbara, Smut, Sweet Violets, Pinto Pony (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975
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KMET 1975 PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Inflation in the Nation, When Veronica Plays Harmonica, Carnival of Venice, Eating Goober Peas, New Slant on War, Chewing Gum, Blazing Saddles, Putting on the Ritz, Turkey Pie Lament, 51 Beers, C.B. Chant, 30,000 Lbs. of Bananas (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023
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SINGING GROUPS: Now I am a Hippie Again, She's Going Bald, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Farm Boys, In old Mexico, America's Most-Hated Criminal, Along Came Jones, Peanut Butter, I Heard, Beep Beep, Japanese Banana, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Right Said Fred, Barbecue Barney, Bedrock Anthem, PC Nov 14, 1993
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TOM STANKUS INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, Big Cockroach, Elvis was a Narc, Bonanza, Ballad of E.T., Will it Rain or Will it Snow, Pineapple Princess, One More Minute, Existential Blues, Existential Blues Part 2, Teacher's Battle Hymn, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Boogie in your Butt, Like a Surgeon Jul 14, 1985
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RANDOM 2313: Not an April Fool's joke, this week is a variation on the D-pod shuffle...a compilation of random segments from past episodes, 1979-1989. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Apr 1, 2023
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COCKROACHES: One Piece at a Time, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hound Song, I Want your Socks, Fox in Socks, Uh Oh part 2, Ritalin, Lizzie Borden, Worry, So Far so Good, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Suzy Cockroach, Roaches, Necrophilia, Wet Dream, Smoke Off Jun 11, 2000
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JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Here Come the Martians, Cyclops, Video Games, Smut, Life is a Rock, Bagpipes that's my Bag, Rhapsody from Hungery, I'm in the Mood for Love, Yes we Have no Bananas, Two Left Feet, It's Good to be the King, Take Off Apr 25, 1982
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TOP TEN 2312: Here we are, a quarter of the way through 2023 already! My show for the weekend of March 25 has been uploaded, featuring the Top Ten, a set of science fact songs, and a variety of rare and Deemented goodies old and new. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com and share the laughter! Mar 25, 2023
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Doggie Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Marvin, Flakes, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Marching to Bedlam, Ain't we Crazy, Three Blind Mice, Three Drunk Newts, Ain't it a Beauty, Cretin Hop, Hamster Love, Herbert the Pervert, Dancing Fool, My Dead Dog Rover Apr 29, 1979
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Edna, Rank Chick, Car Noises, Moustache Song, Happy Boy, Blum Blum, Classical Scratch, Here Come the Fleas, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddy McGraw, Chantilly Lace, 99 Dead Baboons, Boogie in your Butt Mar 17, 1985
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SPRING 2311: Spring is here...well, it officially starts on Monday, March 21 in the Northern Hemisphere, no matter what the weather outside is like! I have some classic Demented Springtime songs for you, along with lots more funny stuff. Stream springtime anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 18, 2023
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KMET PART TWO LIVE: Here Comes the Man with the Jive, Dave, You Came a Long Way from St. Louie, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Love-in, Tra-la-la, Final Exam, Bounce your Boobies, King Tut, My Name is Larry, Legend of the Titanic, Cupcakes, Eddie are you Kidding, Who's on 1st? May 28, 1978
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KMET PART ONE LIVE: 1200 Hamburgers to Go, Merchant's Lunch, I Wish I was a Car, Videot, Merry Minuet, Coming in on a Wing & a Prayer, Whatever Happened to Jack, School Days, Cockroach Stomp, Mammary Glands, Whole Lotta Love, Phonetic Punctuation, Shishkebob, My Girl has 3 Legs May 28, 1978
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023
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TOBACCO: Sushi Baby, Yoda, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Life is a Rock, Guru Rap, Lazy Mary, Synonym Girl, Waking up is Hard to Do, Day Sleeper, Sink the Bismark, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys Room, Another Puff, Polka Dot Undies, My Ding-a-ling, Fish Heads, Hangover Mar 19, 1989
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SPRING BREAK: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Martian Boogie, Worst Star Trek Jokes, Charlie Brown, Pee-wee from Hell, You Should See the Video to this Song, Touch Yourself, Sleep Neat, Bimbolandia, Last Temptation of Schwarzenegger, Rock Lobster, Pass the Koochie, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Adam West Mar 5, 1989
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TOP TEN 2309: The Top Ten for February, plus Demented songs about television, balloons, and Good Advice. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 4, 2023
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William Tell Overture, Nocturnal Stumblebut, Enumerator's Dilemma, Numbers, Rubber Duckie, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Belly up to the Bar, On the Amazon, Persian Kitten, Fox in Socks, They Don't Make Nun Names, Ballad of Irving, Disco Toilet May 18, 1980
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SUPER BOWL/RONALD REAGAN: There's a New Sound, Down on the Electronic Farm, Chocolate, Bricklayer, Undergrad Pick-up Rag, Jitterbug, Masochism Tango, Nellie the Elephant, Cool Down, Lettuce Head Doll Song, Burping the Baby, Eat my Shorts Jan 20, 1985
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CARTOONS 2308: This flashback episode is overflowing with an hour or so of cartoon toons from all eras! Feb 25, 2023
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HORSES: April Showers, Bald Headed Woman, We Saw the Sea, Hawaiian Lei Song, You are so Rare to me, Send in the Clones, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Rubber Biscuit, Brown Bag Blues, Ikey & Mikey, Horses Don't bet on People, Pinto Pony, Clip Clop, Suicide is Painless, Spam, Star Drek, Smoke Off Apr 22, 1979
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MOTHER'S DAY LIVE: Song of the Sewer, Ambrose Pt. 5, Social Disease, Right Hand, Yuppie Drone, Etiquette Song, Passing Gas, Dueling Tubas, Lockjaw, Everybody has to Have a Mother, My Mother the Car, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Like, Bag Boy, Breakfast with Joe the Love Potato, Candy Wrapper May 11, 1986
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HATE SONGS 2307: Last week we had love songs -- this week we flip the coin for some hate songs - or, less seriously, dislike songs, which are often just as funny! Stream the new show now at drdemento.com. Feb 18, 2023
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KMET PART 2: BYU Boy Missionary, Civilization, Little Blue Man, Sarah Jackman, Chandler's Wife, Yo Ho Rinty, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, Gnu Song, Spam, Get a Load of This, Even Fat Boys can Make it in Santa Monica, L.A. Freeway Song, Them Poems Aug 3, 1975
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KMET PART 1: Love in Bloom, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Junk Food Junkie, Plastic Jesus, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Take off Your Clothes, Beans, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, From 1 to 9, 16 Pounds, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Farmer Gray, Son of Irving Aug 3, 1975
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LOVE SONGS 2306: Valentine's Day is next Tuesday, and here is my annual batch of Deemented love songs -- Silly Love Songs if you prefer Paul's designation! Stream them now or anytime from drdemento.com. Feb 11, 2023
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COMPUTERS: You're Breaking my Heart, You Don't Love me Anymore, Amazing Man, Rubberneck, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Polka Dot Undies, Annoying Song, Pachelbel, Car Alarm, Great Bell, Y2K, White Collar Holler, First Redneck on the Internet, Hacker's Rap Part 2, Net Girl, Cyber No No, Girls Don't Fart, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Chainsaw Juggler Mar 7, 1999
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SCIENCE FICTION: Satellite Dish, Cable TV, Bird, Moisture, Charlie Brown, I Wanna be a Flintstone, Arming Myself for Armageddon, Dueling Tubas, Dead Yuppies, Dying Business, Science Fiction Double Feature, My Favorite Martian, Bar Trek, Doctor in Distress, Uhura, Marvin I Love You, Lost in Space, She Grabbed my Coconuts, You Make me Squeal Mar 20, 1988
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JAZZ 2305: Today I have another blast from the past - a show featuring Demented songs in a jazzy vein! Stream it now at drdemento.com! Feb 4, 2023