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Dr. Hackenbush, Psychedelic Love, Piles of it, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Bedtime Story, Boogie, Virgil's 300 Dollar Vacation, Baby Sitting Boogie, Sally Ann, Ernie, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Hot Nuts, Witch Doctor, King Kong, Hey Shirley Jan 16, 1977
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SPIKE JONES: Happy Boy, Fat as I am, Boogie in your Butt, I Can See Uranus, Motorcycle Song, I Wanna Talk like Iggy Pop, Bruces, Horsey Keep your Tail up, Cocktails for Two, Pimples and Braces, Boobs a Lot, Black and White, Star Trekkin' Jan 26, 1992
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SOUTH 1720: Here's a feast of funny music Southern style...songs about the South, sung by Southerners. In the first hour, Weird Al's new movie theme, and a stack of requests including a risque little ditty I wasn't allowed to play when it was new. May 20, 2017
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 2): Monster Shindig, Psychopathic Sally, Why Spend the Dark Night with You, Trick or Treat, Spooky Boogie, On the 5:15, Haunted House, Fruitless Assignment, Exorcist, Star Warts, Beam me up Scotty, October in Oxnard, BRAD STANFIELD INTERVIEW, Waffle Whiffer, Gumball Wizard, Two Cheeseburgers, Pencil Neck Geek, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1977
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 1): Please Mr. Gravedigger, Monster Mash, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dinner with Drac, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mary Lou's Blues, Bloat On, Looney Tune, Spider & the Fly, I Thought I'd Die, Crabs Walk Sideways, Anne Boelyn, Short People, I Don't Need Anita, Heartbeat, Sound Trip through the Catacombs, Ghoulie Get Together, Ghost Walk Oct 30, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 1719: Here's my Mother's Day offering for 2017...featuring Demented songs about mothers by The Mothers (Frank Zappa variety), Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Sue Fabisch and many more. In our first hour you'll meet a Gas Station Disc Jockey, Bang Bang Lulu, the Deadpool Musical and Gabe Green (anyone remember him?) A bit of rough language here and there. May 13, 2017
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002
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ALL REQUESTS: Sister Mary Elephant, Nun Names, Cinderella, Last Blast of the Bugler, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Illegal Smile, MTA, Irish Ballad, Hooty Sapperticker, I Want my Baby Back, Popcorn Sack, Jack the Ripper, Chiller, Pac-Man Fever, Elements, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Surfin' Bird, Contra Rap Feb 19, 1989
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CRIME & PUNISHMENT 1718: Today's theme is Crime and Punishment. A serious subject that has inspired lots of funny songs and sketches. Some hot new stuff too! The last segment is not for the kiddies! May 6, 2017
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FRANK ZAPPA university lecture Jul 1, 1997
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TOP TEN 1717: The Top Ten for April 2017, plus new releases, top songs from 25 years ago, and more deviations from the norm. Rated PG-13 for a few dorty wirds. Apr 29, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Hallelujah I'm a Bum, Brady Bunch Fields Forever, Eleanor Rigby, Quark Strangeness & Charm, Meltdown, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Inquisition, Space Invaders, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Earache my Eye, My Sister's Nose, Big Balls, Yoda, Another one Rides the Bus Jun 14, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Summer Means Fun, Goo Goo Muck, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Totally Bananas, Whole Lotta Love, My Baby's Got Rabies, Sex Junkie, Sit on my Face, Suzanne Summers, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Psycho Chicken, School's Out, Cocaine Lil, I'm Demented You're Demented Jun 14, 1981
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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 1716: In honor of Earth Day we salute public transportation...trains (including trolleys) and buses (mostly earth-friendly) and planes (OK, not quite so friendly). Weird Al, Bob Newhart, Bobby Pickett, Hudson & Landry, and a brief but rare Tom Lehrer song. Apr 22, 2017
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In the Mood, Sinister Lunchmeat, Sounds like Fun, Sally Ann, I Like Beer, Funky Gibbon, Diddie wah Diddie, She Had to Lose it at the Astor, Freakout Frog, Music Business Lament, Hot Nuts, Wowie Zowie, Want Ads, Surfing Shark, King Kong, Rubber Duckie, Dirty Old Man Jan 9, 1977
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FATHER'S DAY: Jungle Boogie, Hawaiian War Chant, Fat is In, Dr. Feelgood, Every Dog Has it's Day, Happy Boy, Looks at me Sandra Dee, Japanese Banana, Pineapple Princess, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, My Father's Top Drawer, Black Lassie, Candy Wrapper, Wet Dream, Like a Surgeon, Gumball Wizard Jun 16, 1985
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SUPERSTAR SILLINESS 1715: Happy Easter! Today's show features Superstar Silly Songs -- The Beatles, the Who, Queen, Jimmy Buffett, Sinatra and more great artists not best known for comedy, all by request! Plus songs about golf, wrestling and a long-lost Zacherle classic. Apr 15, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Eating Goober Peas, Oh for a Week in the Country, Alimony, Bean, Dunking Bagel, Flubber Song, Yankee Doodle, I'm no Communist, Take off Your Clothes, Cement Mixer, Anaheim, L.A., Spam, Dodgers Song, Gumball Wizard, Driving in the Lane with DiamondsLove Song, Fly Away Tse Tse Fly May 2, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Wedding of Jackie Kennedy, Everybody Wants a Little Piece, Polka-Dotted Polywumpus, Eat Your Pudding, I Like Bananas, Pop Hates the Beatles, She's my Girl, Don't Touch me There, Walking Down the Track, Casey at the Bat, Backseat Drivers, Skateboard Bill, Nicky the Narc, Trail of the Lonesome Pine May 2, 1976
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SINGLE PLAYS 1714: Today's topic, by request: Songs That Have Only Been Played Once Before on the Dr. Demento Show. Songs from many different eras and styles of music. Some long-lost treasures, and one or two that'll make you wonder why the heck I ever played them even once! You decide which is which. First-hour free-for-all as usual. Apr 8, 2017
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BABIES: Vanna Pick me a Letter, I Lost on Jeopardy, Goober Got a Girlfriend, Lorena, Name Dropper, Me and Eddie Vedder, Manna Manna, Chicken Fat, Psycho Chicken, Disco Duck, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby, Childhood, That's Mathematics, Happy Boy, Bulbous Bouffant, Squirrels Jan 21, 1996
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ALLAN SHERMAN & DANNY KAYE: Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Beep Beep, Scream & Wine, Tip Toe Through the Tulips, Three Months Late, Steamroller, Bikini Full of Trouble, Michael Jackson's new Album, Star Trek Polka, Dead Yuppies, Pop Hates the Beatles, Lox, Fig Leaves are Falling, Tubby the Tuba, Dodgers Song, Yoda, Ronnie's Rap, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Apr 5, 1987
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017
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LIVE AT TOWER (part 2): Hillbilly Hippie, Political Science, Alvin for President, Mother Goose Medley, Rubber Duckie, My Girl's Pussy, Alley Oop, My old Flame, Punk Polka, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Junk Food Junkie, Disco Sucks, Ayatollah, Mr. Bill May 18, 1980
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LIVE AT TOWER (part 1): Horses, Clip Clop, Whip it, 3 Drunk News, What me Worry?, Jumping at the Record Hop, Music City, 77 Sunset Strip, Eric the Half Bee, Folk Song Army, Gotta Boogie, Whole Lotta Love, Beans in my Ears, Martian Hop, Little Space Girl May 18, 1980
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TOP TEN 1712: The Top Ten for March, some donkey and mule serenades, curious sequels and answer records, and farewell to Chucks Berry and Barris. Note: stay tuned after the Top Ten for two political songs (one red and one blue) and a highly explicit video game tribute. Mar 25, 2017
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Happy New Year, Day Santa Claus Retired, Another Puff, Beam me up Scotty, I'm Against it, Dirty Dreams, Dr. Freud, Psychotherapy, Black Bug Boogie, Boogie, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Disco Boy, Cinerella, Witch Doctor, Gumball Wizard, Hey Shirley Dec 26, 1976
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Amazing Man, Bad Attitude, I Got a Wife, Spam, Ape Call, Yesterday, Song with a Peal, Jeremiah Peabody, Rocky Meets Moose, Bo Diddley, I Wanna Kiss Her, 99 Dead Baboons, Siamese Cat Song, Love Polka #9, Boogie in your Butt, Libya oh Libya, Existential Blues Feb 16, 1986
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NUDITY 1711: Since well before the dawn of civilization, most humans have worn clothing most of the time, and consider it one of the necessities of life. However, the absence of clothing has long been a rewarding topic for comedy. We look into that on this show, along with springtime, King Kong and other gorillas, and a bit of post-St. Patrick's Day green. Mar 18, 2017
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PART TWO: Silent E, No Fault of Mine, Boy Wonder I Love You, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia, Light Up, Cobwebs & Strange, Walnuts, Mysterious Mose, Butane Boogie, How Do You Want to Sing my Love Song?, Best of Order, 86, Junk Food Junkie, Walk on the Kosher Side, Woody Hayes Show, Waffle Whiffer, Spam, Star Drek Nov 30, 1975
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PART ONE: Nashville Katz, Green Christmas, I Don't Want to See the Movie, Don't Eat Me, I Got Mine, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Your Biscuits are Big Enough for Me, Nina Cocka Nina, Alaska Pipeline, Gerald Ford Special Report, CB Chant, Convoy, Deteriorata, Be Prepared, Male Chauvinist Pig, Marry an Ugly Woman, Doctor's Philosopher Nov 30, 1975
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FOOD 1710: A royal banquet of Dementia is yours this week - the entire show is a feast of funny music! With special servings of bananas and sausage - phallic symbolism and fine dining, together at last. Mar 11, 2017
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HALLOWEEN: Werecow, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Spooky Sexy, Spider and the Fly, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm, Vampire SLeeps, Zombie Jamboree, Sitting up with the Dead, Werewolves of London, Monster Mash Oct 24, 2004
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JOHN JAVA INTERVIEW: Nature Trail to Hell, Frozen Logger, Winter Wonderland, She Won't French Kiss, Walking Blues, Honolulu Honeymoon, Ain't We Crazy, Mr. Ed, Addams Family, Andy Griffith Show, Mighty Mouse, Leave it to Beaver, Star Trek, Revenge of the Nerds, 99 Dead Baboons, Eat my Shorts Jan 13, 1985
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FOOD 1709: The topic is food - quite possibly **the** most popular topic for funny songs! Here's the first of several food shows planned for this year, with special attention to - sandwiches. Mar 4, 2017
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PART TWO: Human Fly, Popeye the Sailor Man, Sweeper and the Debutante, Once upon a Nickel, Freddie Feelgood, William Tell Overture, Dirty old Man, Once you Understand, Shag, We Love it, Vatican Rag, My Bologna, Passing Gas, Diaper People, Fish Heads Oct 21, 1979
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PART ONE: Day after Day, You Haven't Lived 'til You've Died in L.A., 50 Ways to Beat Your Lover, Fight on, Eat Your Pudding, Follow me, Boogie, Cocaine Blues, Harvest Time, Matzah Man, Vasectomy, Hospitality Blues, Traffic Accident, Despair Tire Oct 21, 1979
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TOP TEN 1708: The Top Ten for February, plus the alternate significance of birds, petty and not-so-petty criminals, "Pico and Sepulveda" and other songs about L.A., and some Good Old Things. Feb 25, 2017
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Moose in my House, Terminator vs. Pee Wee, Touch Yourself, Sixpence, Hymn 694, Chopping Broccoli, Things that Make you Burp, Cheese Grater, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Elvis Like at Baker's Square, Elvis Rap, Elvis was a Narc, We Don't Need the Men, She's Big and Round, Elvis is Everywhere, Smoke-off, Scotsman Aug 11, 1991
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CHRISTMAS: I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas, Jingle Bells, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Here Comes Santa Claus, Santa Jaws, Merry Christmas you Suckers, Daddy's Christmas, Santafly, Santa and his Old Lady, Frosty the Snowman, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Night Before Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song Dec 19, 1976
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RECORDS 1707: Our new show features records - songs and comedy bits **about** records. Along the way Dr. Demento shares arcane record lore from a lifetime of research and collecting. Lots more funny stuff in the first-hour free-for-all. Feb 18, 2017
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KMET PART 2: Peter Ponsil & his Tonsil, Swampy River, Daybreak Express, Breaking into Radio Horizontally, Football, Monkey Doodle Doo, Pass the Udder Udder, Barstool Cowboy from Barstow, August in Azusa, Sepulveda, Pinto Pony, Blob, I'm Tired, Son of Irving, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Aug 4, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Piccolo Pete, Ding Dong Daddy, Giggly Pig, Walter Wart, Get out Those old Records, Broken Record, Hawaiian War Chant, Little Audrey, Juanita Banana, Radio, I Ain't Gonna Say it, King of the Surf, Chew Tobacco Rag, Nola (MONO ONLY) Aug 4, 1974
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1706: Our annual Valentine's Day show features 26 demented love songs...plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, and three brand new songs about the Bowling Green Massacre. (Those are at the end of the show, in consideration of listeners who may be allergic to politics). This show is rated PG-13. Feb 11, 2017
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THE YEAR 1979: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Beat me Baby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Ritalin, I'm Stalking You, Happy Together, Chipmunk Song, Fool Monty, Baby got Brak, Hospital Food, Dearest Mr. Santa Claus, War of the Lights, My Bologna, Topical Song, Dancing Fool, Devil Went to Jamaica, Scotsman, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 29, 1998
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DAVID BRENNER INTERVIEW: This is the Life, Time Warp, Obscene Phone Call, Elderly Man River, Skinny Girls, You Can Leave Your Hat On, Do You Brush your Teeth, Silicon Valley Guy, Knight Rider Christmas, Exercise til you Die, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Mule Train, One Less Jogger on the Road, Cemetery Girls, Wet Dream Dec 2, 1984
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COLLEGE 1705: This week's special topic is college. Other topics include enjoying yourself, Demented instrumentals, and a tribute to the late Stan Boreson. Feb 4, 2017
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Jan. 18 93 to Feb. 12 93): Hair Piece, Sister Mary Elephant, Kidnapped, PMS Airlines, Fat Man's Prayer, Pet Shop, Jimmy Peterson, No Anchovies Please, Car Noises, Abominable Snowman, White House, Traffic, Fast Food, Tonto's Cowboy Bank, Gospel Maniacs, Diet Song, Cooking, Noah, Moose Goosers Jan 18, 1993
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TOP TEN 1704: The Top Ten for January, with an extended first-hour free-for-all which gets into everything from snow to some fascinating abstract wordplay. Two highly political items in the bonus tracks at the end; the rest is mostly politics-free! Jan 28, 2017
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PART TWO: Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Garbage Can Ballet, Stately Homes of England, Beatles interview, Visitors, Nelda, Get a Lid of This, Backwards Song, Dr. Freud, Happy Birthday Anatomy, Priscilla's Lingerie, Fight Song, My Name is Larry, Mummy, Mammary Glands, Chaos Feb 12, 1978
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PART ONE: Dancing in the Bath Tub, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Cows Don't Fly, Dead Skunk, Sweet Violets, Prunes, Loving Me, Downtown Susie, I Get the Blues when it Rains, Eskimo Rag, I Lost my Little Yoyo, Oh that Microwave, Meditation, Der Fuehrer's Face Feb 12, 1978
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HAPPY 1703: This week we have a happy show! Or to be specific, a song whose special topic is happiness. Happiest thing of all, no politics. (Well, hardly any). In the first hour, some songs about the sense of smell. Jan 21, 2017
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Don't Give me a Goose, Backbreaker, Tie me Kangaroo Down, I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Find her Finer, Ahab the Arab, Beat the Reaper, No Money Down, Smoky the Bear, White Christmas, Zorro, Beatles Flying Saucer, Old Ben Lucas, It's a Gas, Merry go Round, Hey Shirley, Stardrek Dec 12, 1976
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FOLK MUSIC: Scotsman, Touch Yourself, Make up Dirty Words, Life is a Rock, Synonym Girl, If Cars Could Talk, Tacos for Two, Eat me I'm a Danish, Fatal Beatings, Bruces, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Dr. Freud, Draft Dodger Rag, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Circular Impression, Adam West Feb 26, 1989
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INAUGURATION 1702: Special show this week - Dr. Demento Listeners Select Appropriate Songs for Donald Trump's Inauguration! (Rated PG-13...the Team America piece has some f-words). Jan 14, 2017
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KMET PART 2: Dinghy Song, Davy's Dinghy, Admiral's Daughter, Hawaiian Lei Song, His Little Wife was with Him All the Time, Duvid Crockett, Butcher Pete, Sam the Hot Dog Man, Are You a Turtle?, Imperial Grandmother, Harbor Lights, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Pancho Lopez, Vatican Rag, Boobs a Lot, 2001 Polka, It's a Gas, Go Go Pogo (MONO ONLY) Jul 15, 1973
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KMET PART 1: Botcha Me, Beer Barrel Polka, Monster Shindig, Small Sad Sam, Cracker Stacker, Mrs. Pettibone, Amen, Sound Museum, It's in the Book, Everybody's Truckin', Boa Constrictor ate my Wife, Haircut with a Moon on Top, Limburger Lover, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Old McDonald, Gee Officer Krupke, What me Worry, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went (MONO ONLY) Jul 15, 1973
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FUMP 1701: This week we present a gala 10th Anniversary salute to the Funny Music Project - The FuMP, the premier online source of new funny music! Hear interviews with three of the site's principals, and great songs from throughout the FuMP's history. Plus a riotous first-hour free-for-all! Rated PG-13 for a few explicit words. Jan 7, 2017
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JOHN FORSTER INTERVIEW: Eggplant Ate Chicago, Little bit Late, Stress, Zombie Jamboree, Caning Michael Fey, Whip, Who Threw Whiskey in the Well, Nicotine Man, Doop, Entering Marion, Big Mac Tree, Fusion, Bedrock Rap, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jun 5, 1994
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THE FUNNY 25 FOR 1986! Dec 28, 1986
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FUNNY 25 1653: The Funny 25 Countdown for 2016...plus songs for Hanukkah, After-Christmas and New Year's...and we remember Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Rated PG-13. Dec 31, 2016
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Stars & Stripes, Dead Skunk, Moo Moo, Putting on the Ritz, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Custer, Beer Drinking Song, Declaration of Independence, You're a Grand old Flag, Battle of New Orleans, This Land Ain't your Land, Shaving Cream, Yoda Jul 3, 1983
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COLUMBUS DAY: Fast Food, Roast Chicken Faces, Hospitality Blues, Jogger's Song, Crabs Walk Sideways, Trouble with Klingons, Talking Home Improvement, In 1492 What did Columbus do, Please Mr. Columbus, Scotsman, My Dead Dog Rover, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 9, 1983
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HOLIDAY 1652: Here's our third and final holiday show for 2016, with a set of Hanukkah songs along with lots of crazy Christmas carols, familiar and not so familiar, new and not so new! Bonus track at the end: the notorious "It's an Alt-Right Christmas," totally uncensored. Dec 24, 2016
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Boobs a Lot, Peanuts, Little Blue Man, I Got a Wife, He Hit Me, Hot Nuts, Hell's Bells, Oliver Twist, Step Right Up, Maharaja of Magador, Mommy Doesn't Live Here Anymore, 200 Candles, Sky High Market, Santa Jaws, 30,000 Pounds of Bananas Dec 5, 1976
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FATHER GUIDO SARDUCI INTERVIEW: Vatican Rag, Benny the Bouncer, Big Butt, Eat Me I'm A Danish, Grub, Revenge of the Nerds, Mountain Dew, Hey Howard, Classical Medley, Missing Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Candy Wrapper, Boogie in your Butt, Candy Wrapper Aug 3, 1986
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CHRISTMAS 1651: Another brand new show with more Christmas classics (and some new stuff too). "Santa Lost a Ho," "Open Me First," "The Christmas Thong," "If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning)," and a ca. 1897 recording of "Jingle Bells" are among the highlights. Note: the Eric Idle song (after the "Stay Demented" finale) has highly explicit language. Dec 17, 2016
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KMET PART 2: Tell me a Story, I Got Loaded, Hi-Fi Blues, Railroad Blues, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Keep it Clean #2, Abigail Beacher, Charlie Brown got Expelled, Campus Rules, Turkish Delight, Senator Fishface, Washington Uptight, Chaos, Bullfrog Hop, Go Go Pogo, Virginia Plain, If I Only Had a Brain, Dream (MONO ONLY) Oct 8, 1972
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KMET PART 1: Mannish Boy, Half Breed, P.T.-109, Viper's Dream, Gospel Boogie, Romania, Yesterday of our Love, Eggplant Ate Chicago, X-15, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Big Hurt, Sister Honky Tonk, She Tried it Last Night, Tonight You Belong to Me, Night Time is the Right Time, Oh Johnny Oh, No Sweet Man Worth the Salt of my Tears (MONO ONLY) Oct 8, 1972
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CHRISTMAS 1650: Santa gets into a bit of difficulty this week! Our first Christmas show for 2016 also features Walking Round in Women's Underwear, Wreck the Malls, Merry Christmas You Suckers, I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas at Ground Zero, The Wrap Trap and lots more. Dec 10, 2016
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BABIES: Baby Zone, I'm a Little Dinossaur, You Might be a Redneck, Dang Me, Do the Freddy, Rover, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Coneheads, Eskimo, Bruces, Bach is Dead, Golf Song, Dweebs from Mars, Martian March, Trip, Stairway to Heaven, Thorazine Shuffle, When I was a Dinosaur Jul 11, 1993
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Ape Call, Abba Zabba, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's All Have Another Beer, Sideboard Song, Sarah Jane, Laughing Gnome, Crazy Mixed-up Song, I Know What Boys Like, Mammary Glands, Beep Beep, Yoda, Spam, Roast Chicken Faces, Another One Rides the Bus May 24, 1981
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE PART 2 1649: By popular request here's Obnoxious People - The Sequel! (With rude words here and there, including f-words in the Garfunkel & Oates song). Also a taste of Christmas, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst on the tenth anniversary of his passing. Dec 3, 2016
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KMET PART TWO: Let's Put the Fun Back in Rock & Roll, Laughing Song, Billy Lyons & Stack O'Lee, 007 James Bond, Looking for a Cherry, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Shlock Rod, Cubic Refugee, Man with the Weird Beard, Commercials on 45, Be Prepared, Are You a Turtle, Mother Nature Sep 27, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Lumberjack Song, Meltdown, Goblin Girl, Showdown, Day Sleeper, Nice, I Eat Kids, Teenage Mother, Moral Majority, Dirty Mother for You, Ben Franklin Said it, I Hate Men, Looney Bin Song, Shock Treatment, Who Committed Mutiny, Louise, It's a Hard Life in Beverly Hills Sep 27, 1981
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NAUTICAL/TOP TEN 1648: The Top Ten for November, plus a shipful of nautical dementia and more trash & treasures. Nov 26, 2016
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Teenager in Love, Was I Drunk?, Proud Mary, Elizabeth and Richard, Alvin's All-star Chipmunk Band, Ain't We Crazy, I'm my Own Grandpa, Wonderful Wino, Beatles Gonna Get You, Hot Nuts, At the BullFight, There's a New Sound, Ballad of Irving, Who's on First Nov 28, 1976
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BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Jose can you See?, Must be Love, Silent E, News of the World, Mercedes Benz, Ice Ice Baby, Hamster Love, Welcome to the Jungle, Rap Yodeler, Cockroaches on Parade, Roaches, Cockroach Ate Tijuana, Hell I'd Go, Squirrels, 7-11, Fish Heads Jun 9, 1991
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016
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KMET JUNE PART 2: Slap her Down Again Pa, Chew Tobacco Rag, Life Begins at Forty, Get Your Biscuits in the Oven, Our Child, Disco Elephant, Star Trek Blues, Play my Song Dr. Demento, Disco Trek, Dodgers vs. Reds, Beatles Christmas Record, Legends of the U.S. Titanic Jun 12, 1977
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KMET JUNE PART 1: Tomcat Blues, Fab Four Interview, Breakfast Conversation, Am I High?, Story of the W.C., We're Out of Sync, Everybody Works but Father, Gallopping Gormet, I Need Loving, Walter Wart, Wet Dream, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses?, Kong, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Jun 12, 1977
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NONSENSE 1646: Here's a perfect post-election tonic - two hours of total silliness and absolute nonsense! Nov 12, 2016
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DENTISTS: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Winona's Song, Random Drug Testing, Stoned People, Suspenders, Fowl Wind, Ikey & Mikey, Almost Degraded, Andy the Dentist, Painless Dentist, Cavity Search, Dentist, Harry Potter, God is In, Sounds of Sinus, D & D Jan 12, 2003
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SUMMER: Summertime Summertime, All Grown up in California, Summertime Blues, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I Ran Over All the Smurfs, Martian Hop, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Rank Chick, America my Kind of Town, Slum Goddess, Babies, World is Mine, Crumbling Stumbleweed, Maverick, Yuppie Love, Boogie in your Butt May 26, 1985
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016
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SHOT OF THE DAY: Trip to Jurassic Park, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Spam, Shuddup You Face, Reggae Popeye, Teenage Lobotomy, Suicide Hotline, Bicycle Seat, King Tut, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, I'm the Slime, Happy Boy, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Intergalactic Laxative, Gorilla Radio Aug 6, 2001
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts. Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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KMET PART 2 ELVIRA INTERVIEW: Annie Logan Eat Your Heart Out, T.V. Age, Elvira's Theme, Monster Mash, Cemetary Girls, Blob, Moral Majority, I Got it from Agnes, Do Re Me, Horse Feathers, Talking Baseball, Existential Blues Valley Guy, Valley Dudes, I Love Rocky Road, Valley Girl Jul 18, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Bang Bang Lulu, It's Good to be the King, Hey Mr. Lifeguard, Horace the Swinging School Bus Driver, Enough is Enough, Slipped Disc, Punks Get Off the Grass, Beatle Rap, Alternative Miss L.A., Ode to Mr. Spock, Shaving Cream, Reagan Speaks for Himself, New York's All Right if You Like Saxophones Jul 18, 1982
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016
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Football, Dirty Old Man, Slap Her Down Again, Pasties & G-String, Little Arrows, Hole in the Bucket, I Like Girls, Ballad of the Everyday Housewife, Blob, Straight Talk about the Blues, My Dog Has Fleas, Good Night Batman, Yiddish Charleston, Cheesecake, Deteriorata, Lumberjack Song, They're Coming to Take me Away Nov 21, 1976
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JAZZ: Earache my Eye, Universal Adjective, Old Man Gipper, What's it Like to be You?, Jewish Rapper, I Think I'm a Clone Now, You Rascal You, I'm Hip, Give me That Wine, Matzoh Balls, Psychopathia Sexualis, Benny's from Heaven, Mr. Roberts, Crepitation Contest, I Hate When That Happens, Birdhouse in my Soul, Car Phone Mar 25, 1990
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016
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KMET PART TWO: True Legend of Jesse James, No Money Down, Classified, Stars & Stripes Forever, Bang Gunleigh, Trip Two, Star Trek Blues, Take a Lei, By Request Edwin Garvey, San Francisco Blues, Hey Shirley, Springtime for Hitler, Cheese Shop, Chocolate Toenails, Twilight Gallery, Hot Nuts Nov 7, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Snootful of Snow, Ford/Hoover Coincidence, Hillbilly in the White House, Peanuts, No No, Loch Ness Monster, Bicarbonate of Chicken, Here Come the Fleas, Weather Forecast, Another Puff, How Sweet to be an Idiot, World's First Jewish Country Singer, Yogi, Oliver Twist, I'm a Specialist Nov 7, 1976
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RANDOM 1641: This week we have 33 delightfully demented discs picked at random, plus a tribute to Oscar Brand. Oct 8, 2016
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MARRIAGE: Underwear Song, Mastiff, Chug-a-lug, Hole in the Bucket, Harry's Wand, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Kill the Rabbit, Harry Potter, Lion & Albert, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Love & Marriage, I Got a Wife, D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Defenders of Marriage, Elements, Tribal Council, If I Had the Copyright Jun 6, 2004
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Let it All Hang Out, Enough is Enough, I'd Rather be Dead, Too Darn Hot, Valley Dudes, Hey Mr. Lifeguard, Bishop on the Landing, I Want to Kill You, Bang the Mo Slowly, It's Good to be the King, Story of the W.C., Wildwood Weed, Teenage Lobotomy, Nice, Bras on 45, Dead Puppies Aug 8, 1982
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016
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KMET PART TWO: Don't Bogart Me, My Doctor, TOONS INTERVIEW, Tempts Jam, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Song of the Masochist, Sewey Hole, Elizabeth & Richard, Lone Psychiatrist, Shaving Cream, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Twilight Bone, Sixpence, Doctor's Philosopher, Louise, Ayatollah, Me & my Vibrator Jan 27, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: Weather Forecast, Noah, Nobody Tells the U.S. What to Do, Draft Blues, Jogging Song, Medicine Ball, Maggie, Walk on the Kosher Side, I Came in my Best Sunday Suit, I Lost it in the Parking Lot, Benevolent Oil, Golden Globe Award, Fearless Dwight, Urban Spaceman Jan 27, 1980
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016
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Mixed up Confusion, Birds and Bees, Elements, Rutabaga Boogie, Too Fat Polka, I Got no Common Sense, Twilight Gallery, Martian Modulation, Martian Hop, Looking for the Stars, Elizabeth and Richard, Mysterious Mose, Naked Man, Pinto Pony, Idiot Dunce, Rutles for Sale, What me Worry?, Harv Kirshner, Beat on the Brat, Disco Duck Nov 14, 1976
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KMET LIVE: Gilligan's Island Stairway, El Monte, Eddie are you Kidding?, Bonanza, Undress Vanessa, Sixpence, Old Black Magic, Beat me Tonight, Circular Impression, In the Mood, Policeman's Rap, I Gotta Get a Fake ID, Alphabet Song, Smoke-Off, Existential Blues Part 2, 99 Dead Baboons, Spliceway to Heaven, Edna, Candy Wrapper Jun 2, 1985
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE 1638: The world is full of obnoxious people-jerks, idiots, doofuses, buttheads, bastards, and a**holes. Especially a**holes. Fortunately, all those obnoxious people have inspired a whole lot of hilarious songs and comedy bits, and we'll hear some of the best on this show. Rated PG-13 ("a**hole" is not bleeped on the show). Sep 17, 2016
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want You for Christmas, Mommy Won't You Buy a Baby Brother, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Chipmunk Song, Merry Old Philosopher, Chincy old Scrooge, Ho Ho Ho, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo, Santa Came Home Drunk, Pancho Claus, Santa and the Touchables, Be Bop Santa Claus Dec 21, 1975
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Night Before Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Chickens are in the Chimes, Jingle Bells, Here Comes Santa Claus, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Santa's Beard, 77 Santas, Sock it to me Santa, Santafly, Happy Hairy Hippy Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse's Christmas Party Dec 21, 1975
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016
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THE YEAR 1977: Doctor Song, Like a Surgeon, North County Tragedy, Magic Minivan, Sea of Grass, Getting Raptured, Full Monty, Star Wars, Excuse Me, Telephone Man, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, Devil Went to Jamaica, Girls Don't Fart Nov 8, 1998
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Merry Minuet, Day at the Beach, Butthead Rap, Bonanza, Spam, Timothy, Coming Back for More, Just to Feed my Dog, Rusty Chevrolet, My Two Front Teeth, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Ice Ice Baby, Werecow, Domino Death Jul 21, 1991
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LABOR DAY 1636: Once again this Labor Day weekend we have songs about working (and not working!) Here are a whole lot of our favorites, plus a short tribute to Gene Wilder. Rated PG-13. Sep 3, 2016
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PART TWO: Cigarette Butt in the Toilet of Love, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, School Cafeteria, Matza Man, Big Jog, Cruel Shoes, Ernest, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Little Priest, Purple People Eater, Wet T-shirt Night, My Bologna Sep 16, 1979
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PART ONE: My Bologna, Back to School Again, Ukelele Blues, Party Doll, Cocaine Bill, Dying Business, Smog Bound, Smoking Reefers, Louie Louie, Gasoline Gus, Accordion School, Freaker's Ball, Ode to Gary Coleman, Robin Hood Sep 16, 1979
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016
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Suzy Cockroach, Sweet Violets, Banana Oil, Snatch & Grab it, Be Prepared, You Got Trouble, Small Fry, Pepino, Humphrey the Camel, Come up & See me Sometime, Smut, I Said my Nightshirt, Mountain Dew Blues, Big Noise from Winnetka, Lumberjack Song, Shaving Cream Nov 7, 1976
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SKI PARTY: Earthquake Song, Hanukah Rocks, Christmas Balls, One on the Right is on the Left, Partying Kangaroos, Smurf City, Plastic Jesus, Engineer's Rap, Chiller, Equipment Check, Super Skier, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Christmas at Ground Zero, I Like Dec 4, 1988
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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KMET PART 2: Handful of Keys, You Can't get a Man with a Gun, Cable Car Concerto, Freeway Song, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Merry Minuet, Zilch, Nixon's the One, Where did Robinson Crusoe Go?, Think you Need a Shot, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Split Level Head, Vatican Rag, Eleanor Rigby, Bilbo Baggins (MONO ONLY) Apr 14, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Last Home Run, Bow Legged Woman, Hot Dog Blues, Some Little Bug, Little Red Riding Hood, 50 Million Frenchmen Can't be Wrong, I'm no Angel, Francis the Talking Mule, New Hope Blues, Hell's Bells, Spanish Weed, Auctioneer, How to Learn to Dance, Lion & Albert, Frankie & Johnny, Wise Little Hen (MONO ONLY) Apr 14, 1974
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016
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HENRY PHILLIPS INTERVIEW: Lakeside Trailer Park, Embarrassing Moments, Four Years of High School Spanish, Joe's Garage, Sweet Little Blossom of Mine, Roommate from Hell, We Love Barney Fife, Inbred Locals, Happy Boy, Buck & Johnny, I'm the Greatest, Name Dropper, Funny Man, Carrot Juice is Murder Jan 12, 1997
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GRAMMYS: Battle of Kookamunga, Nichols Department Store, Grace L. Ferguson Airline, Bedtime Story, Revenge, Mr. Veedle, Basketball Jones, Excuse Me, Grandpa Funk, No Respect, Burning Up, Singers, Eat It, Born in East L.A., You Look Marvelous, Surfer Chick, Honeymooner's Rap, Like a Surgeon Feb 23, 1986
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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 1632: In honor of the new Meryl Streep film about "the world's worst opera singer," Florence Foster Jenkins, this show features an interview with her biographer Darryl W. Bullock, plus a half hour featuring more "bad singers" like Mrs. Miller and Leona Anderson...and an hour of really good funny music too. Aug 6, 2016
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KLSX LIVE 1998: We are the Worms, Religion and Politics, Uncle Jack Says Relax, She's Talking Again, Let's Get Branded, Bicycle Seat, Firing the Surgeon General, Origin of El Nino, Going to Pasadena, Knuckle Song, Kinko the Clown, South Park Junkie, Dungeons and Dragons, Yoda Apr 5, 1998
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TOP TEN 1631: The Top Ten for July, plus pizza, tacos, atoms, drugs, sex and violets. Jul 30, 2016
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KMET LIVE PART 2 CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: Wally's Theme, Mausie, Cockroaches on Parade, Dave, Little Red Riding Hood, Basic Hip, Up in Smoke, Azusa, October in Oxnard, FCC Regulations, Frosty the Dope Man, My Dead Dog Rover, Dead Puppies, Time Warp Oct 1, 1978
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Let me Take you to the Beach, Anita OJ, Third Base Bag, Let me Bang your Box, Boogie, Lucky Lindy, Sarah, Herbert the Pervert, Cocaine Habit, Handy Household Help, Winestoned Plowboy, Fooba Wooba John, Marijuana Munchies, Supermarkets Oct 1, 1978
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LAUGHTER 1630: "Laughter is the best medicine!" says Dr. Demento. Lots of laughing songs (including one by the first African-American artist ever to make records) plus Zappa, Pokemon, Donald & Hillary too on this week's all-new Dr. Demento Show. Jul 23, 2016
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ELECTION/HALLOWEEN: Pinball Wizard, Mystery Pacific, Who's Gonna Win the Election?, Snoopy for President, I'm Gonna Vote Republican, Ride with Nixon, Vegetables, Stalin Wasn't Stalin, Dream Dirty Dreams, Combine Harvester, Laughing in Rhythm, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, Monster Mash, Haunted House, You're my Type, Beam me up Scotty, Spam, It's a Gas, Them Poems Oct 31, 1976
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DOG DAYS: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, I Am Woman, People's Court, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Madonna and the Music Critic, Old Man of the Mountain, Missing Commandments, Beverly Hills Blues, She Looks like Helen Brown, Elevator to Menswear, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, My Dead Dog Rover, Ralph & Herbie, Marvin, Dare to be Stupid, Roaches, Candy Wrapper (MONO ONLY) Aug 24, 1986
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STATES 1629: We celebrated the U.S.A. for the Fourth of July...now it's time to celebrate some individual states. Also five brand new songs about Pokemon GO! Jul 16, 2016
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KMET LIVE PART 2: TOP 25 FOR 1973 (MONO ONLY) Aug 12, 1973
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Little Blue Man, Am I Blue, Big Apple, Do the New York, Your Feet's too Big, Hockey Song, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Come up and See me Sometime, Sweet Georgia Brown, Chicken, I'm no Communist, How Much is that Pickle in the Window?, Lady is a Tramp, Gambler's Guitar, Eggplant that Ate Chicago, What we Grown in old Mexico, Piccolo Song, Wet Dream (MONO ONLY) Aug 12, 1973
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INSTRUMENTS 1628: Here's Part Two of our amazing collection of funny songs about musical instruments + songs about funny musical instruments. Highlights of the first hour include "I Think My Dog's a Democrat," "You're Always Throwing Salsa At the Light Bulbs," and "The Comedy Music Life." Jul 9, 2016
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HALLOWEEN: Goblin Girl, Spider and the Fly, I Want to Bite your Hand, Vampire Beavers, My old Flame, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Ghost in the Trailer, Headless Ghost, Sitting up with the Dead, Dead Man's Party, Mummy, Addams Family, Boris the Spider, Zombie Jamboree, Werewolves of London, Werecow Oct 20, 2002
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CHRISTMAS: Hallelujah Chorus, Rusty Chevrolet, Blue Christmas, Chimney Song, Santa got a D.W.I., Money for Christmas, Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas with the Devil, Be Bop Santa Claus, Modern Santa Claus, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas at Ground Zero, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 23, 1990
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FOURTH OF JULY 1627: Happy Fourth of July! This week I have songs about drinkin' beer and blowin' up stuff, but I'll also touch on such all-American topics as fast food, war, Elvis (and the late Scotty Moore), Garrison Keillor, Pocahontas, baseball, Ben Franklin, the Waldorf-Astoria, and that little brown shack out back...and by request I'll have some brief comments on the recent "Stairway to Heaven" legal case. Jul 2, 2016
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WORLD'S WORST RECORDS: Rapping Rodney, I Want my Baby Back, Nellie the Elephant, Fishing Pole, Ugly, Beatle Barkers, Drake on the Move, Paralyzed, Jerks on 45, Boris the Spider, 1984, It Can't Happen Here, Fluffy, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You?, B.C., I'm Surfing, Green Fuzz, Suicide is Painless, Boogie in your Butt Nov 6, 1983
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ALL REQUESTS: So Long Mom, Roger Boom, Ape Call, With her Head Tucked Under her Arm, It's Hot, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Little Man, Ding Dong Daddy, I Like, Hey Jude, I Dream of Brownie, Mexican Radio, Classical Medley, Harder than your Husband, I Like Food, Pencil Neck Geek, Bagpipes, Rock and Roll Doctor Aug 28, 1983
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TOP TEN 1626: The Top Ten for June 2016, plus funny stuff about New York and Chicago, chickens and pigs, sex and cannibalism. Plus a couple for Muhammad Ali. Rated PG-13. Jun 25, 2016
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Sinister Lunchmeat, Who's Next, Roger Boom, Sh-boom, Obscene Phone Bust, Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Raggedy but Right, Run Chicken Run, Black Denim Trousers, King Kong, Son of Irving, Lumberjack Song, Freckle Song, Chicken Fat, Junk Food Junkie, Highly Illogical, Grocery Blues, Stardrek Oct 24, 1976
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ALIENS & UFO'S: Domino Death, Bim Bam Boom, If I Were a Rich Man, Graviportal Polka, Nothing Compares to You, Old Dead Animal Skin House, I Don't Eat Animals, Redneck Woman, Mr. Spaceman, Flying Saucer, It Came from Outer Space, Martian Boogie, This is Ponderous, Oh Vlade, Do the Claw, Dead Puppies Jun 2, 1991
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1625: Double feature this week - Father's Day, and the coming of summer - plus hot new stuff by Tim Cavanagh, Insane Ian and Steve Goodie. Rated PG-13, mostly for "Bluegrass" and "I'm Gonna Procreate". Jun 18, 2016
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KMET LIVE 1972 PART TWO: Ten Commandments of Love, Teen Commandments, Thing, Fang, Mummy, Kansas City Kitty, Let me Bang your Box, Bragging, Machine Age, Comments for our Time, Countdown, Flying Saucer, Party Doll, White Port Lemon Juice, Cement Mixer, Masochism Tango (MONO ONLY) Oct 1, 1972
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KMET LIVE 1972 PART ONE: Purple People Eater, Cumberland Mountain, Lion Sleeps Tonight, El Pizza, Jester, Stomping at the Savoy, Numbers Boogie, Black Slacks, Nicotine Scene, Abominable Snowman, You Turn me on, Pimples and Braces, Pretty Boy Floyd, Gallows Song (MONO ONLY) Oct 1, 1972
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LONG 1624: This is the week for Mega-Dementia. If it's not long, it doesn't belong! Every song and comedy bit on this show runs five minutes or more. Sit back and let the laughter roll! Jun 11, 2016
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COOL SONGS: Boogie in your Butt, Debbie, Chicken, Drip Drip Drip, Ol' Ben Lucas, Buzzards in Love, Reinstalling Windows, Life's Gonna Suck, Celine Dion, Three Cool Cats, Cool Guy with a Car, Real Cool Cowboy, Trip to Jurassic Park, Oops I Farted Again, She's a Guy Jul 29, 2001
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RAY STEVENS INTERVIEW: Ape Call, Madonna's Music Critic, Pheasant Plucker's Son, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?, Cocktails for Two, Gitarzan, Honey Love, In the Mood, Streak, Misty, Ballad of Jim & Tammy, Stardrek, Polkadot Undies, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian May 31, 1987
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INSECTS 1623: Our topic is insects. They bite us and sometimes make us sick and generally annoy the heck out of us, but they pollinate fruits and flowers, AND inspire funny songs! This week's show has a whole lot of those, with only a speck of repeats from the Insects show last July. Jun 4, 2016
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RETURN TO L.A. PART TWO: Demented News, Weenie Whacker, Masochism Tango, Do the Clinton, Bald Guys, King Tut, Declaration of Independence, When I was a Dinosaur, Jurassic Park, 2000-year-old Man, Dwarf Tossing, 30-Point Buck, Stairway to Heaven, I Don't Wanna Do That, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 3, 1994
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RETURN TO L.A. PART ONE: Back in the Saddle Again, Bedrock Anthem, Time for Killing Barney, I Was Born About 10,000,000 Songs Ago, Man Who Couldn't Cry, That's How I Got my Start, Cross-Eyed Gal up on the Hill, Yellow Rose of Texas, Lunch Lady Land, Down with V.E.G., Big Mac Tree, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jul 3, 1994
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TOP TEN 1622: The Top Ten for May 2016, along with bicycles, animals and other assorted Demented diversions. May 28, 2016
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Part 2, STEVENS & GRDNIC INTERVIEW: Super-cali-fragi-listic-expi-ali-doshus, Breaking Bones, Phone Company, Purple Haze, Dogball, Rock Opera Leave it to Beaver, I've Been to Me, Ted Nugent from Outer Space, Mr. Wizard, Time after Time, James Alley, Space Turkey, Valley Dudes, Valley Guy, Disco Toilet Jul 25, 1982
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Part 1: Christmas Balls, Sugarludes, Wildwood Weed, Circular Impression, Reluctant Dragon, I'd Rather be Dead, Too Darn Hot, Tijuana Weekend, Punks Get off the Grass, Let it all Hang Out, Exercise til you Die, Which Witch Doctor?, Reaganomics Blues, I'm in Love with UFO's, Ugga Ugga Boo Boo Ugga Jul 25, 1982
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CANADA 1621: We salute Canada...the homeland of a lot of great audio humor, sketch comedy in particular. This week I have some of our all time most requested Canadian classics, including some that focus on what makes Canada delightfully different. Rated PG-13 (the Avenue Q song has an explicit sexual reference). May 21, 2016
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SPIKE JONES: Heartbreak Hotel, Protest Song, His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Football, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Harvest of Love, Ode to the Little Brown Shack, Communist Cooking, Wheezy Anna, Pimples & Braces, Poor Man's Heaven, Girls with 3 Eyes, Chocolate Toenails, Serenade to a Maid, Deteriorata Oct 17, 1976
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RELIGION: Daylight Savings Time, Vampire Smog, Blender, Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Siamese Twins, Wong Song, Big Balls, Yambo, You Give God a Bad Name, Plastic Jesus, Moral Majority, Amazing Disgrace, Downtown, Burger Rap, Vanna Pick me a Letter Apr 5, 1987
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BLUES 1620: This show features the blues...not the slow sad blues, but the crazy Demented blues! Weird Al, Henry Phillips, Bonzo Dog, and of course Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues," complete and unedited! May 14, 2016
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5TH ANNIVERSARY PART 2: Watermelon Song, Junkfood Junkie, Fixing to Die, Music City, Ain't we Crazy, If You're a Viper, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Creature Salad, Broadway New York, Bounce your Boobies, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Shaving Cream, Pico and Sepulveda Mar 13, 1977
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5TH ANNIVERSARY PART 1: Steven Clean, Transfusion, Pico and Sepulveda, Ain't it a Beauty?, Up your Nose, Marijuana Salad, Skateboard Convoy, Betty Boop, Rubber Duckie, Laughing Record, Blob, Gitarzan Mar 13, 1977
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MOTHERS 1619: This week I have 34 songs and comedy bits about mothers and motherhood. Love, and sweetness, and kindness, and lots of other things too! May 7, 2016
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CATS: Lumberjack Song, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Monkey Became President, Hawaiian War Chant, Siamese Cat Song, I Hate Cats, Penultimate Supper, Squirrels Sep 5, 1993
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Martian Hop, Classical Medley, Winestoned Plowboy, Superman, Pac-Man, Mr. Rubik, It's Good to be the King, McEnroe, Guitarzan, Frontal Lobotomy, Dead Puppies Jan 10, 1982
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TOP TEN 1618: The Top Ten for April, plus funny songs about vintage TV, Cinco de Mayo, censorship, fun and laughter, and some of the Doctor's notorious Bonus Tracks at the end (with durty wurds & such). Apr 30, 2016
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KMET PART 2: Never Bite a Married Woman on the Thigh, I See Bones, Dry Bones, We All Scream for Ice Cream, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Looking for a Cherry, No Beer in Heaven, Big Balls, Stalin Wasn't Stallin', Death Jam '80, Too Young to Date, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Number One, Teenage Lobotomy, Time Warp Mar 8, 1981
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KMET PART 1, THE NIXON YEARS: We'll Ride with Nixon, The 68 Nixon, Coming of Richard, Nixon's the One, Presidential Trip, Resignation Blues, Everything's All Right, Toledo Window Box, Tricky Dicky, Nixorcist, Dallas, JUNE FORAY INTERVIEW, Big Bear Woman, Too Much Dog, India, Girlfriend of the Whirling Dervish Mar 8, 1981
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STUPIDITY PART 2 1617: By popular demand, here's Stupidity: The Sequel. Judging by number of requests, this is the most popular non-holiday topic so far in 2016. Lots of songs never before heard on the show! Apr 23, 2016
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Gibberish, Leave the Dishes in the Sink, I'm a Ding-Dong Daddy, Stamp Collector, Blood on the Saddle, Seltzer Boy, Feuding & Fighting, Wolf Creek Pass, Killer Curve, Deodorant Song, Bumper Sticker Song, Grunt Song, Jerry the Junker, Mack the Knife, Marianne, Disco Tech, Hey Shirley, Bilbo Baggins Oct 10, 1976
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SPRING: Circular Impression, Teenage Romance, Men who Love Women who Love Men, Cow Radio, Since my Baby Turned Gay, Old Man Atom, Banzai Banzai, Little Devil, Laughing Gas, Whole, Springtime for Hitler, Rock Lobster, Crabs Walk Sideways, Argument Clinic, Kill a Cat, PMS Airlines Mar 8, 1992
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EARTH DAY/AROUND THE WORLD/MARIJUANA 1616: Three featured topics this week. In order of appearance: Earth Day, Around the World with Dr. D., and a set for 4-20. Some incidental nawty wirds and not-so-incidental cannabis references (in that last set). Apr 16, 2016
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KMET PART 2: PETE SEEGER INTERVIEW, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Ain't Got no Home, Serutan Yob, You Need an Analyst, Dr. Freud, Boris Piloris, Azusa, Glendora, El Monte, Argument Clinic, Pet Shop, Star Drek, It's a Gas, Bounce your Boobies, Garage Sale Mar 7, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Cruising Down the River, Harv Kirshner, Star Drek, Lazy Bones, Almost Degraded, Tibetan Memory Trick, My Friend the Doctor, Uncle Josh at the Dentist, I've Been Working on the Railroad, Godfather's Respect, White House Blues, Obscene Phone Bust, Mean Old Sidewinder, Eric the Half Bee Mar 7, 1976
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 1615: Our topic this week is musical instruments - funny songs inspired by guitars, pianos, banjos, bagpipes and various other instruments used in different kinds of music...including five about the tuba! Explore their sociological and sexual connotations with Dr. D. (Occasional naughty words). Plus a small tribute to the great Merle Haggard. Apr 9, 2016
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COMIC STRIPS: Stinky Breath, Deteriorata, Here Come the Fleas, Derelict in my Doorway, Who Hid the Halibut, Spliceway to Heaven, Slow Talker, Pool Table, Bedrock Rap, Laughing at the Funnies, Barney Google, Go Go Pogo, We are Dead, Boys Just Wanna Have Sex, I Lost on Jeopardy, 99 Dead Baboons Jul 1, 1984
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EXERCISE: You Can't Hide those Giant Thighs, Up Down Touch the Ground, Big Mac Tree, Spring Fishing, Ollie Off Scott Free, Winnebago Pioneers, Astro Boy, Chicken Fat, Bring Back the '60's, When I was Your Age, Stress, Ain't it a Beauty, Satan Gave me a Taco, Werecow, Hitting Bedrock, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jul 17, 1994
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016
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PART 2, SHORT SONGS: Run Paint Run, Monkey Became President, Bow Tie Daddy, Her Majesty, 26-Second Song, Little Boxes, Fight on, Whistle in, B-side, Ballad of Spiro Agnew, Them Moose Goosers, B.S. Liberation Front, Beatles Christmas Record, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Derbytown Nov 9, 1980
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PART 1: America Drinks and Goes Home, Rubber Biscuit, Democrat Blues, Blob, Cat Came Back, Mediocre Fred, Alexander's Ragtime Band, Hey Reagan, My Body, What a Gas, Doggie Do, Hot Dog Boogie, Ed Barbara, There Goes the Neighborhood, Acne Blues Nov 9, 1980
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TOP TEN 1613: Hidden tracks from CD's and LP's, silly songs about bunnies, sex and chocolate and more Demented springtime carols, plus the Top Ten for March! Mar 26, 2016
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Bird on my Head, Sinister Lunchmeat, Banana Oil, Etiquette Blues, 8-Foot-2 Solid Blue, Inflationary Language, Bug Song, Martian Martians, Twilight Gallery, Abe Snake for President, Civilization, So Long Mom, Say We're Sweethearts Again, Fiddle Faddle, Dream Dirty Dreams, Surfing Shark Oct 3, 1976
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STEVEN BANKS INTERVIEW/STREAKING: OK for Radio, Oral Hygiene, Charlie Chaplin's Feet, Valdez Blues, Zip it, Rock 'n' Roll RIP, Running Bare, Streaking USA, Come Streak with Me, Black's Beach, the Streak, Guru Rap, Mormon Rap, Hacker's Rap Apr 16, 1989
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SPRING 1612: It's springtime in the Land of Dementia! An hour-plus of Very Demented springtime songs, plus a song for every day of the week (two each for Friday & Saturday), songs from the new Wild Man Fischer CD, and the Donald Trump Club March! Rated PG-13 (there's a nasty word in the last verse of the very last song). Mar 19, 2016
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KMET PART 2: Take Your Girlie to the Movies, Bobby Beer, A Little Marijuana, My Secret, She Taught me to Yodel, Flight of the Saucer, Take a Whiff on Me, Modern Design, Zabadak, Santa Give me some Zits, Hot Dog Boogie, Pinto Pony, Spam, Je T'aime Dec 14, 1975
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KMET PART 1: Santa Jaws, Jollity Farm, Hawaiian War Chant, Crazy People, Merry-go-round, Taurus Rising, Dirty Love, Down by the Station, Are you for Real?, Stash City High School, Luke the Spook, Uncle Mistletoe, Life is Like a Hot Fudge Sundae Dec 14, 1975
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STUPID 1611: We celebrate stupidity in all its forms...stupid people, stupid actions, stupid songs! As Weird Al sang, Dare To Be Stupid! Also a tribute to Sir George Martin with some of his lesser known and most intriguing pre-Beatles productions. Mar 12, 2016
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ALL-AMERICAN: Stars & Stripes Forever, Mother Nature, Telephone Tag, Like a Suburban Drone, Back from the Shadows, Be Kind to your Web-Footed Friends, Green Garden Hose, To Anacreon in Heaven, Library, Coming Back for More, Sound Off, Mr. Custer, Kick Ass U.S.A., Up Jurassic Park Jul 4, 1993
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Bonanza, Rawhide, Lather, Pizza Man, Work with me Annie, Annie Had a Baby, Turbulence, Frogs are Fun, Pass the Kouchie, Original Sin, Happy Talk, Mr. Baker the Undertaker, Treat You like a Lady, Dr. Who theme, They Don't Make Nun Names Like That, Rock & Roll Doctor, Bras Size 45 Feb 6, 1983
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LITTLE 1610: The topic today is a small one - literally. Little things - little animals - little people! From Little Boxes to the Smallest Thing Known to Man. Also creepy love songs, demented yodels, and lots and lots of laughter. A bit of explicit language on "Little Toot." Mar 5, 2016
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PART TWO: My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Making Out, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dark Was the Night, I'm a Nut, Let's Make Lust, Birthday Cake Polka, Long Beach, Manhattan Furniture Store, Monster Rash, Small Busted Women, High School Gym, Bald Headed Woman, Rose Tint my World Mar 4, 1979
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PART ONE: Springtime for Hitler, Freaker's Ball, Whip, Beat me Daddy, Cockroaches on Parade, Monkey Bite, I'm in with the Zen Crowd, Cosmic Debris, Grandpa's Grave, Music Business Lament, '50's Sound, Voyeur, Shut the Door, Solfeggio, Blooper Soap, Leader of the Laundromat Mar 4, 1979
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TOP TEN 1609: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus the Logan Awards nominees and other surprises. Rated PG-13 ("Sex Rhymes" is just what you'd expect from the title). Feb 27, 2016
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My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, Crusher, I Love Linda, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Japanese Banana, Rickyshaw, Harv Kirschner, Okeh Laughing Record, Desecration Rag, Indoor Sports, Please Please Me, Hey Shirley This is Squirrelly, Alvin for President, Mechanical Man, Gumball Wizard Sep 19, 1976
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