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Tain't no Sin to Take Off Your Skin, Let it All Hang Out, Popcorn Song, I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, Since They Stole the Spittoon, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Desert Blues, Bury Me in my Shades, I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of this Jelly Roll, Sidewalk Surfing Oct 5, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Ballad of the Yellow Berets, Wasn't That a Party, Plexiglass Toilet, Bad Humor Man, Pass the Kouchie, Chocolate Freak, Beep Beep, Smut, Valley Girl, Gumball Wizard, White Collar Holler, King of Suede May 13, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 18, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 2): Fireman Cowboy, Water Song, Voyeur, Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Metronews Interview, Blue Yodel, Shiek of Araby, This is Stereo, Six White Horses, Beatles Christmas 1965, Step Right Up, Our Old Friend Dr. D, Chicken Song, Forward into the Past Nov 27, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 1): Winestoned Plowboy, Mary Had a Little Lamb, Burglar's Experience, Sleighride Party, Uncle Josh on a Street Car, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Fire Bird, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Stinko the Narc, 50 Ways to Make a Hit Record, Crazy Blues, Crossroad Blues Nov 27, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

MOTHERS 1319: Our new Mother's Day show has over an hour of motherly Dementia, including songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention - plus "Free Mexican Airforce," "Timothy" and lots more. Rated PG-13. May 11, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 11, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

DIETING: Eat too Much, Ooh Don't Touch That, Life Sucks then You Die, Laptop Unit, Diet Song, You People are Fat, Just Elvis, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack by Snack, Housewives on Diet Pills, Stacy Brown's Got Two, They're Coming to Take me Away in Spanish, I Hope you Got Fat, Wizard of Arkansoz, Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down Jan 17, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

COLLEGE: Three Little Fishies, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, Gwana Gwana Gwana, Little Fly Song, College Life, Campus Rules, Silicon Valley Guy, Teach me Tiger, Your Cat Can Do the Cube, Hamster Love, Doctor of Dementia, Ice Box Man, Hey E.T., A Cowboy Needs a Horse Oct 10, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PLACES 1318: This week we celebrate curious places...towns, cities, states and countries, real and imaginary. Also lots of requests, and farewells to George Jones and Bob Brozman. Rated PG-13. May 4, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added May 4, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: We Will All Go Together When We Go, Happy Birthday, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Please Forgive my Misconduct Last Night, Squalor, Parts, Physical, Pictures from Sweden, Let's Make Lust, I Eat Kids, Birds and the Bees, Moose Turd Pie, Another One Rides the Bus Feb 1, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: Meet me at the Beach, Sunset Symphony, Frustration, We're the Sunday Drivers, Driving in San Francisco, Roast Chicken Faces, You Can't do That, She Loves You, Nursery Rhymes, We are the Chuckleheads, Yes We Have no Bananas, Number One, Tiger Rag, El Pizza, Ning Nang Nong, Wipe Out Feb 1, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1317: The Top Ten for April 2013...plus weed, beer and bondage! Hamsters and tuna fish too. Rated PG-13. Apr 27, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Back to School Again, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, She Really Meant to Keep it, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Nervous Exhaustion, Boobs a Lot, Whatever it is I'm Against it, Bullfighter, Pizza Man, Jonah and the Whale, Beans, Why a Duck?, Mother Goose's Wine, Highly Illogical Sep 28, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Dirty Old Man, Rodeo Song, No Cause for Alarm, Breaking up is Hard on You, Dr. Demento Dements, Earthquake Song, Polka Dot Undies, Computer Salesman, Car Noises, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Rock Me Jerry Lewis, Candy Rapper, Last Will and Temperament Jun 8, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

EARTH DAY 1316: Songs for Earth Day, plus a tribute to Jonathan Winters. The bonus tracks feature some J. Winters bootlegs, non-PC and not for children! Aside from that, the show is PG-13. Apr 20, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 20, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: Do Something, Don't Put Onions on your Hamburger, Harry The Hipster interview, Ten Commandments, Romper Room Doobie Song, Laughing Song, So I Joined the Navy, Carnival of Venice, Van Lingle Mungo, Fly Away Tse Tse Fly, Detroit City, Gumball Wizard, Stardrek Apr 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: Death of Mary Queen of Scots, Batman, Radio Impressions, Men from SACON, Twisting the Dials, Gimme that Old Unemployment, Hippie Love Song, Cannibal Cutie, Skateboard, Sound of Children, I Used to Work in Chicago, Ducks on the Wall, Sweet Violets Apr 11, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

NUDITY 1315: This week's topic is nudity! Plus a 1987 chat with the late, lovely, demure Annette, and our usual dose of chaos. Rated PG-13. Apr 13, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

ON THE FARM: Meow Meow Meow, My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder, Marijuana, Y2K Made my Penis Explode, Down on the Electronic Farm, Duck Butter, I'd Like to be a Cow in Switzerland, If Pigs had Wings, In the Mood, Werecow, Albuquerque Jul 25, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FUNNY 25 1980! Dec 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CLOTHES 1314: Our topic is clothes, from your head to your toes! Also Jim Carrey's "Cold Dead Hand" and some classic gun songs, plus a spectacular new Logan Whitehurst medley. Apr 6, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PICK OF THE WEEK: Bodine Brown (Great Moments in Dementia), Ricky, Robin Williams, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Love Lucy, Saturday Morning Fever, Who's on First, Do it on the Floor, Elvis Imitators, I Write the Songs, Fighter Pilot, Happy Birthday Apr 11, 1983 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1313: Here's the Top Ten for March 2013, plus a salute to Easter...and that other rite of spring, the opening of baseball season! rated PG-13. Mar 30, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET PART TWO: Everybody's Trucking, Grease on the Seat of my Jeans, This Bus Won't Go to War, I Said my Pajamas, Public School Lunch, Pervert's Life, New Wave, Stranded Again or Punker's Lament, I Can't Stand It, Good Man is Hard to Find, Turning Japanese, My Daddy is President, Who Shot J.R.?, Another One Rides the Bus Nov 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET PART ONE: Carter Gets a Phone Call, Guffy the Goofy Gobbler, Fat Man's Prayer, Skinny Girls, Mae West tribute, Marijuana Polka, LSD, Do it Now, I'm Glad I'm a Boy I'm Glad I'm a Girl, It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Ballad of Ernest Angely, I Won't be Twisting this Christmas, Batman and his Grandmother, Armpits, Clean Song Nov 23, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TRAINS 1312: Send in the drones! Bill "Dead Puppies" Frenzer leads off this week's show with his latest topical tune. Our special topic is near and dear to the Doctor - it's train songs, including "Down By the Station," "The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House," and the first-ever "Orange Blossom Special" from 1939. Mar 23, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 23, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Late Late Movies, Marvin, Respect, New Slant on War, Talking John Birch Blues, Back in the Saddle Again, Hoppy Gene & Me, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Yankee Doodle, Seat May Still be Up, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Who's on First, Liz Sep 21, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

MEL BLANC TRIBUTE: She Can't Find her Keys, Small Busted Women, Trolley Song, Long Beach, What I Did Last Summer, Mutant Cows, If Pigs Had Wings, Bare Necessities, EIO Song, Woody Woodpecker, Violin Lesson, Bart Simpson Rap Jul 15, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1311: Two big events this coming week, not at all unrelated...St. Patrick's Day, and the coming of spring! We'll celebrate both with songs like "Clancy Lowered the Boom," "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" and "Biddy McGraw" (and the straps of her bra.) Also: Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees," the Age of Asparagus, and the return of Duck Logic. Rated PG-13. Mar 16, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 16, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: INTERVIEW WITH ROTO ROOTER: You Can't Do Nothing Until Martin Gets Here, Meet me by the Ice House Lizzie, It Looks Like Rain, Mickey's Grand Opera, Mr. Animated Cartoon, South of the Border, 20th Century Blues, Java Jive, Crepitation Contest, TV Man, Covina Jan 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: Whale Song, Come up and See me Sometime, Breaking into Radio Horizontally, It Came from Outer Space, Do They Hang Too Low?, True Legend of Jesse James, Rutabaga Rag, Some Little Bug, First Time Ever I Saw Your Face, Cigars, Wish You Were Here Buddy Jan 26, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

JAZZ 1310: Here we go with a full hour of Demented Jazz - from the Original Dixieland Jass (!) Band to Cab Calloway and Slim Gaillard, and including the "Stay Demented" song Harry (The Hipster) Gibson wrote and sang just for the show. Also the Logan Awards winner for outstanding comedy song, and lots and lots of your requests. Rated PG-13. Mar 9, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 9, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HALLOWEEN 1995 #1: Nudist Colony of the Dead, Goblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Halloween Cut-up, Zombie Stomp, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, It's Halloween, Vampire Bat, Looney Tune, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 22, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS 1986: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Teenage Lobotomy, My Heart is Artificial but my Love for you is Real, Hey Dude Let's Party, Red Christmas, Walking in an Icy Parking Lot, Soap on a Rope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Cocktail Christmas, Rapping the Bear, Hey Bruce Dec 14, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FOOD 1309: Another food show this week...lots of tasty treats including "My Bologna," "Food to Rent" and "Bagel and Lox" (by Rochester from the Jack Benny Show). No duplication of our 2012 food shows. Rated PG-13. Mar 2, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 2, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

MEL BLANC INTERVIEW: Little White Duck, Donald Duck, Duck's Yas Yas, Egg Laying Contest, I Taut I Taw a Puddy Tat, Ten Little Bottles in the Sink, Toot Toot Tootsie Goodbye, Dust up his Nose, Mr. Sheene, Spam, Gilligan's Island, Teenage Romance, Doggie in the Casket, Monster Rash Jan 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Golden Globe Award, You're the One that I Want, Day After Tomorrow's World, Acne Blues, Old Trust, To Be or not to Be Babe, Brush up Your Shakespeare, Shtiggy Boom, Laughing Louie, Sin, I Get High by Going Down, Clark & Lois, Carmen Miranda, Chinese Nights, Chinese Rhythm Jan 28, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1308: Here's the Top Ten for February. The rest of the show is a free form free-for-all with lots of requests. And if you're grown up and broad-minded, don't miss the bonus track - the uncensored "Shave 'Em Dry." Feb 23, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Ragtime Cowboy Joe, I Love Trash, Jerry the Junker, I Want my Baby Back, Bloop Bleep, Rebecca Came Back from Mecca, Omar the Vampire, Say that We're Sweethearts Again, Mustache Song, Waffle Whiffer, Serenade to a Maid, Mother Goose's Wine, Ballad of Irving Sep 7, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

STAR TREK: Ain't it a Beauty, Drip Drip Drip, Rub a Dub Dub, Birthday Cake Polka, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Punk Rock Girl, Ventura Blvd. Boogie, Come to L.A., I Can Do Anything, Neutron Dance, Trouble with Klingons, If Jimmy Stewart Was Capt. Kirk, Star Trekkin' Apr 2, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 17, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

COMPUTERS 1307: This week we recall the dawn of the home computer era, as chronicled by rare and hilarious songs made as it happened in the 1970s, 80s and 90s. Also: the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody, and some excellent requests. Feb 16, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 16, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Eccch, Hula Cop Hop, Captain Gorgeous, Rube From a High Grass Town, Siam, Abner the Baseball, Dirty Don, He's so Unusual, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Chest X-ray, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, It's a Gas, Nixon's the One (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Temptation, I Like You You're Silly, Zulu Drake, Rubber Room, Pink Elephants, Martian Gin, Shine, Little Man, I Fall Down and Go Boom, In a Mist, Wonderful Wonderful, Tiger Moan, Whatcha Gonna Do When There Ain't no Jazz, Avocado (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 10, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

LOVE SONGS 1306: Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's our annual hour of demented love songs. Highlights include the original "Je t'aime, moi non plus" with Brigitte Bardot. Also this week: the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song. Rated PG-13 (one of those nominees has an f-word). Feb 9, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HAWAII: Squirrels, Hamster Love, Aliens Really Stink, My Clone is an Idiot, Booty Man, It's All about the Pentiums, Brak's Hawaiian Vacation, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Who Stole my Pakalolo, Chainsaw Juggler, Army Careers, Epithets Jan 30, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CARTOON SONGS: So Long Mom, M-80, K-tel Commercial, Walter Brennan Blues, Hello Mom, Running Bare, Friday the 13th the Musical, Bingo Song, Brady Bunch, Little Animals in Heat, Popeye the Sailor Man, Look at all Those Idiots, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Mack the Knife, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jan 27, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 3, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PARTY RECORDS 1305: More party records this week...a full hour of rare and risque delights, forbidden fruit from the mid-20th century, rated PG-13. Also featured: the "Baby Got Back"/Jonathan Coulton/Glee kerfluffle, another primeval Oingo Boingo item, and the original "Mr. Bill" parody. Feb 2, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART 2, JOHN LANDIS INTERVIEW: Minnie the Moocher, Animal House, Stand up, When I See an Elephant Fly, Louie Louie, Smoke-off, It's a Gas, My Dead Dog Rover, Window Shopping, Boogie Woogie Amputee, King Tut, Bagel Tree, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Titties and Beer Sep 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART 1, SCHOOL: Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, Back to School Again, New School Teacher, School Cafeteria, I Think We're All Bozos on this Bus, College Life, Hello There, Night Fever, Up in Smoke, Whistler and his Dog, Inflation, Fish Heads, Phonetic Punctuation, Shishkebob, Boa Constrictor Sep 10, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 27, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1304: Here's our first Top Ten of 2013, plus songs about apes, rodents, mud sharks, guns, short shorts, and a 1964 single ("Short Dresses") with the future Dr. Demento playing piano. Jan 26, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

RAY STEVENS INTERVIEW: La Isla Gilligan, Ballad of the Flying Dustman, Sideboard Song, Sniffing up Cocaine, I Forget, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex?, Jeremiah Peabody's Pills, Guitarzan, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Beer Nuts May 31, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Summertime Summertime, George, Cannibal Cutie, Mysterious Mose, Big Black Hat, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, Alimony, Don't Touch me There, Bicentennial, Gimme that Old Unemployment, Dear Okie, Hugging and Chalking, Dirty Old Man Jun 6, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

RANDOM 1303: Random choice rules again this week! We've got Weird Al, Randy Newman, a Jim Henson rarity, also the very first record by the band that turned into Oingo Boingo, a song about the kidnapped heiress Patty Hearst...plus "A Day in the Life of Green Acres" featuring Damaskas with Barnes & Barnes. If you're a grownup, be sure and catch the bonus tracks at the end. Jan 19, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 19, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Here's a Little Girl from Jacksonville, Oh Mr. Mitchell, Mrs. Pettibone, Alexander's Ragtime Band, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Wet Dream, If You're a Viper, Ya Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Such a Night, Hey Liberace, 11:69 Express, Pleading Blues, Jockamo, I'll Kill Your Soul and Dare Your Spirit to Move Mar 4, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Doggie in the Window, My Dog has Fleas, Hymn for a Sunday Evening, Go to the Mardi Gras, The Blob, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Waring's Pennsylvanians medley, Old Payola Roll Blues, Tying a Knot in the Devil's Tail, Java Jive Mar 4, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 13, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

A CAPPELLA 1302: Songs about winter snows, Eskimos, and the gluteus maximus...plus an hour of a cappella Dementia (no instruments allowed!) Even Dr. D's announcements are a cappella this week. Jan 12, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 12, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Space Girl, Interesting People, I Need Your Help Barry Manilow, Disneyland Dream, Wildwood Flower, Punk Rock Drives Me Disco, Folk Song Army, Hard Core Granola, Roast Chicken Faces, Teenage Lobotomy Feb 8, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 6, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TRAINS 9410: Middle of the House, Do the Clinton, One Hen, I'm a Train, Choo Choo Ch'boogie, We're Rocking in the Rest Home, Untie my Ankles, What the Engine Done, Way Down Deep You're Shallow, It's Time for Killing Barney Mar 6, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 6, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

NO LYRICS 1301: This week the Doctor features an hour of funny songs with no lyrics, and mostly no voices. It's amazing, the laughs you can get with music alone! Also Stardrek, some hobbit songs, and a tribute to Ray Collins of the Mothers of Invention. Jan 5, 2013 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 5, 2013) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN: I Wish you Would, How you Want it Done, Freeze, Sarah Jane, Lightning Jump, Walking Blues, Packing Trunk Blues, I Don't Know, What's the Matter Now, My Toot Toot, Hound Dog, T-Bone Shuffle, Don't Make me Pay for his Mistakes (MONO ONLY) May 5, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 30, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

FUNNY 25 1252: You survived Christmas and/or Hanukkah - now reward yourself with our countdown of the 25 hottest, coolest, most requested Deeeemented discs of 2012! Plus a couple of after-Christmas and New Year's songs for good measure. #24 has a couple of f-bombs, otherwise it's PG-13. Dec 29, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 29, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: Enough is Enough, Valley Guy, Jerry the Junker, Another Puff, E.T. and his Adventures in L.A., Social Errors, Dentist, Study in Scarlet, Stinky Breath, Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Circular Impression, Fish Heads, Scotsman Feb 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: We're Coming to Your House, Those Two Dreadful Children, Richard Pryor Burning Up, Beaver Cleaver Fever, Suicide is Painless, God Save the Sex Pistols, Bears are Taking Over Yellowstone, Big Balls, Harder than Your Husband, Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35, Ode To Billy Joel, I Love You Because You're Fat Feb 27, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 23, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HOLIDAY PART 3 1251: Balls On Your Christmas Tree! The Mushroom Tabernacle Choir! Our final Christmas show for '12 has lots more favorites and rarities...including an early live version of "Open Me First" by Ogden Edsl with the part that's usually left out. Rated PG-13. Dec 22, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 22, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

You Have to be Slightly Crazy to be on the Radio, Green Door, I Had but 50 Cents, Smut, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Skinny Dipping, Nellie the Nudist Queen, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, Springtime for Hitler, Highly Illogical, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati Aug 31, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CANADA: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Walleye, Grand Old Oprah, Amoeba Hop, Hospitality Blues, Hey Ba Ba Rebop, Zombie Jamboree, Canada Is, Keith Richard's Blood, Villie & Vaylon, Rodeo Song, Dentist, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Hey Rocky Jun 14, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 16, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HOLIDAY #2 1250: Our second two-hour holiday blast for 2012 features "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas," "Cockroach Christmas," "Christmas on Acid," "Christmas With the Zombies," "Dysfunctional Family Christmas," that immortal carol "Whip Me Santa Claus," and a second stack of Hanukkah hilarity as well. PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks!) Dec 15, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 15, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET SEPT 1972 (part 2): Christopher Columbus, Take a Whiff on Me, I Dig Rock & Roll Music, You Can't Get Away from It, Everybody Loves You, Cecilia, My Bebop Daddy, Why Don't You do me Right?, William Jennings Bryan speech, Seattle Hunch, Route 66, Down Home Special, top five Sep 3, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET SEPT 1972 (part 1): Rock Island Line, Telstar, I Hate Music, Inka Dinka Do, Birthday Cake Polka, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Tequila, El Paso, 16 Tacos, Elevator Woman, 4000 Years Ago, Donald Duck, Stein Song, Back to School One More Time, Betty Boop, I Wanna be Loved by You Sep 3, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 9, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HOLIDAY PART 1 1249: The first of our three holiday shows for 2012. I don't know how they do it, but people still keep thinking of new twists on the Christmas legend! Some great ones here, along with forgotten blasts from holidays past and some hardy perennials. Rated PG-13. Dec 8, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 8, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

MARRIAGE: It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Come as You Are, Like Pink but not Quite, New Age Girl, Nights in White Castle, Romping Through the Swamp. Big Bopper's Wedding, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 6, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

OUTER SPACE: Yuppie Song, Blue Jeans, I Hate Cats, Rocky Meets Moose, Tell me You Love me Lyn Chow, Martian Boogie, Creatures from Outer Space, Destination Moon, Star Trip, Major Connie (First Cow in Space), Earth Girls are Easy Feb 24, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 2, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1248: The Top Ten for November 2012, plus some Larry Hagman rarities, lots of requests and not one single Christmas song. (We'll have plenty of those next week!) PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Dec 1, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 1, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

NICK LUCAS TRIBUTE & TOP TEN (part 2): I Love Mickey, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Battle of Nuke War Dreams, Chocolate, Bike, Psychopathic Sally from San Fernando Valley, Cruising in Van Nuys, Shock Treatment, Pervert's Life, I Love Rocky Road Aug 1, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

STEVE DAHL INTERVIEW & SURFING SPECIAL (part 1): Fernando, Why Do You Wear a Mustache?, E.T. and his Adventures in L.A., K-39, Surfer Joe, I'm Surfing, Hooked on Surf, Concert Tour of Mars, Count Aug 1, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

LAWYERS 1247: Our special topic is lawyers. We also cover the Twinkie crisis, the Petraeus scandal, Disney/Star Wars, and the world's oldest computer. At the end of the show, there's a truly magnificent symphony of flatulence (with electric guitar). Rated PG-13. Nov 24, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Take me out to the Bull Fight, Pass the Udder Udder, Singing in the Bathtub, Let me Call you Sweetheart, Almost Degraded, Uncle Josh in a Chinese Laundry, They're Here, Cheddaranian National Anthem, Martian March, The Seat may Still be up, Spam, It's a Gas, Rubber Biscuit Aug 24, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Baby Take your Teeth out, So Happy, Stevie's Spanking, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bertha Butt Boogie, School of Creative Border Crossing, I'm Not Answering the Phone, This is the Life, My Dead Friend Chester, You're Still not Safe in a Japanese Car Nov 25, 1984 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 18, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THANKSGIVING 1246: Our Thanksgiving show has music and comedy for the holiday, and also some musical turkeys for Turkey Day - songs so bad they're hilarious! Many of them are new to the show this year. Also, some new Jonathan Coulton and (in the bonus tracks) Stephen Lynch. Language is PG-13, except for the bonus tracks. Nov 17, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 17, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: ZILCH FLETCHER LIVE IN STUDIO: She Was a Washout in the Blackout, Bloody Guts, Blue Gizzards, Lobotomy, Old King Tut, Old Newfie Outhouse, Ape Call, Beam me up Scotty, Gimme That Ding, You're the Pits, 200 Candles Jul 17, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: Dancing in the Nude, Beatles Reunion, Drop Kick me Jesus, Them Lunch Toters, Close to You, Two Black Crows, Harv Kirshner, Mr. Grillon, Solitaire, Girl Named Johnny Cash, Turn on your TV, My Name is Hasbro, The Quest for Bridey Jul 17, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 11, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

NONSENSE & SURREALISM 1245: This week's show features a whole lot of nonsense, and some surrealism too, from Spike Jones and the Goons to Beck and the Beatles - plus Tom Lehrer's orchestral "Hunting Song" in stereo. Parental guidance: this show has a few quick and non-sexual f-bombs, and a couple of more explicit items (including a very rare one by Burl Ives) as bonus tracks. Nov 10, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 10, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

ZOO: Internet Man, Obscene Phone Bust, What Would Brian Boitano Do?, We Love Barney Fife, Boyfriend Song, Living Libido Loca, Worst of the Town, Baby Snakes, Gnu Song, Pandas, Nellie the Elephant, 99 Dead Baboons, Fish Heads Aug 1, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Little Space Girl, Got a Cold in the Nose, Biddy McGraw, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Everybody Wants a Little Bit of Everybody Else's Everything, Hamster Love, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Let Me Call You Sweetheart, Dead Puppies, Werewolves of London Feb 26, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 4, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1244: The Top Ten for October, plus one last blast of election songs, the earliest known surviving American recording (1878) and a Hurricane Sandy song. This show rated PG-13. Nov 3, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 3, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET 1981 part 2: Let it All Hang Out, Killin' Jive, Man Who Comes to Our House, Bomb in the Mail, If You Want to be a Bird, Earthquake Song, August in Azusa, Super Duper Man, Marty Feldman Eyes Aug 2, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET 1981 part 1: Rodeo Song, Moral Majority, Fernando, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Hey Diana, Computer Girl, Big Sniff, Take Over, Duck Butter, Ikey & Mikey, Rhapsody From Hungery Aug 2, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HALLOWEEN #2 1243: Here's Round Two of our Halloween blast for 2012. Lots of hits from the catacombs plus new scary tunes (including two more tracks from "Eduardo O'Lantern" by TV's Kyle, the best new Halloween release I've heard this year). The show is PG-13; there's a bonus track that isn't. Note #1: the Top Ten for October airs next weekend. Note #2: I've tried not to duplicate last year's Halloween shows too much; those are still streamable right here at www.drdemento.com. Oct 27, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 27, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Does the Spearmint Lose it's Flavor?, Boy Scouts, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Drowning in the Surf, Tie me Surfer Board Down Sport, Burn me in my Shades, 4000 Years Ago, 2000 Year-old Man, Sidewalk Surfing, Inka Dinka Doo, Twisted Aug 17, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Moose Goosers, Gun Control, I Draw the Line, Slug, Harlem Shuffle, Yuppie Drone, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Radio Song, Grammy medley, Cyclops, Computer Love, Imperial Jock, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Mr. Comet Mar 30, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 21, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HALLOWEEN I 1242: On our first Halloween show for 2012 we celebrate the 50th anniversary of "Monster Mash." (Something else much scarier was going on at the same time - remember? We'll have a song for that too). We also celebrate zombies, horror movies, and Weird Al's birthday. Oct 20, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 20, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: The Shiek of Araby, Here Come the Martians, This Old House, Cause for Tears, Last Call for Alcohol, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, Oakland, Fat Boys Can Make It in Santa Monica, He Hit Me, Shaving Cream, Oh Roscoe, Dream Dirty Dreams Aug 1, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: Civilization, Abominable Snowman in the Market, 8th Wonder of the World, Laughing at the Funnies, Wine with Dinner, Click Clack, Sweet Violets, What This Country Needs, How to Tap Dance, Beatles Flying Saucer, Boogie Woogie Piggy Aug 1, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 14, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

DENTISTRY/ELECTION 1241: Double feature this week - topic #1 is dentistry, topic #2 is the coming election (plus some electoral blasts from the past). The subjects may be painful, but that only makes the songs funnier! Also some requests, and a tribute to Sheriff John. Language: PG-13. Oct 13, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 13, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Jordan For President, Rock 'n' Roll President, Grandpa's Spells, Lounging at the Waldorf, Get Your Juices at the Deuces, Lover's Prayer, We All Scream for Ice Scream, Going to New York, Sepulveda, Los Angeles, Spike Jones Downbeat radio show, Trouble no More, Real Batman, Garbage Man (MONO ONLY) Aug 27, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PSYCHEDELIA: Hairless Sister, Boy Wonder I Love You, Tell me You Love me Lin Chow, Let it All Hang Out, Johnny Passed Away, Dove Song, Van Lingle Mungo, Cadillac Heaven, Who Are the Brain Police, Like a Dribbling Fram, Hole in my Shoe, Hydrogen Atom, L.S. Bumblebee, Nellie the Elephant Mar 24, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 7, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FOOTBALL 1240: Are you ready for some football funnies? You got 'em on this week's show, along with "Boobs A Lot," "I Live In A Split Level Head," a different "Ode to Spot" and some neat new stuff. Language: PG. Oct 6, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 6, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

SPECIAL AUSTRALIAN SHOW #4 (CARS): The Little Ford Rambled Right Along, Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, No Money Down, Schlock Rod, Dead Man's Curve, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Witch Doctor, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Flushed from the Bathroom of your Heart (NOTE: date is approximate) - MONO ONLY May 15, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

SPECIAL AUSTRALIAN SHOW #3 (BANANAS): Loving You Has Made Me Bananas, Juanita Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, A Song with a Peel, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Wong Song, Boobs a Lot, Ying Tong Song, Bounce Your Boobies, Shaving Cream (NOTE: date is approximate) - MONO ONLY May 8, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 30, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1239: Here's the Top Ten for September...plus some political jousting, new songs from Randy Newman and South Park, a Zappa rarity (by The Penguins) and two bonus tracks for very broad-minded adults only! (Aside from those, this show is PG-13 as usual). Sep 29, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW (part 2): Looney Tune, Casper, Sensation Stomp, Banana Boat, Waste, Drink Big, Hot Dog Hot Dog Hot Dog, Lone Psychiatrist, Federal Budget, Magnetic Rag, Dan's Song, Time Warp, Another one Rides the Bus, TKO Mine Yopper Song Oct 26, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HALLOWEEN (part 1): Look Out There's a Monster Coming, Someone Ate the Baby, Too Young to Date, Aren't Women Wonderful, Congo, Letter from Jeepers, Spooky Weirdness, Don't Be a Singer, Good Advice, Wagner's Ring in One Minute, Cemetery Girls Oct 26, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 23, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

RANDOM 1238: And here we go from A to Z through the Demento Archives, by random selection! I got out my looseleaf binders of paper copies of my old playlists, put on a blindfold, and whatever my finger pointed to, you hear it here, from Benny Bell singing scat to the Screaming Beatles. Language: PG-13. There's an s-word in "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life," and a homophobic slur in "Cowboy Rap." Also, I said "Jimmy Cricket" when I meant Jiminy - nobody's perfect. Sep 22, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 22, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

DINNER WITH THE DOC: Temptation, Was I Drunk, Headaches, Jolly Green Giant, Pickle in the Middle, Sit on a Sandwich, Rutabaga Boogie, Elephant Song, Scare the Hell out of Me, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Freckle Song, Marvin, Deteriorata, It's a Gas Aug 10, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

INTERVIEW WITH FRANKIE & ANNETTE: Airborne with an Ape, Jar Song, Great Poindexter, Life Sucks then you Die, I Think You Think, Annette medley, Jamaica Ska, Frankie medley, Flying Saucer, Don't Get Sand in it, Mr. Jaws '87, Penis Envy, Burger Rap Jul 26, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 16, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

ALCOHOL PART 3 1237: Here's the third and final installment of our Alcohol Alphabet, with songs and comedy in a huge range of styles, all the way from Fred Astaire to Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Many all time faves and also things I haven't played lately (if ever). Also a little tribute to Rollin Sullivan, who was Oscar of Lonzo & Oscar. Parental guidance: one f-word in "Liquor and Whores," plus frequent depictions of alcohol abuse. (note: Parts 1 and 2 of the Alcohol Alphabet are on the shows dated April 21 and June 16, 2012). Sep 15, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 15, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET MARCH 1975 (part 2) IRISH SONGS: Pepino, Commercial, I Got Stoned and I Missed It, Maggie, Butcher Pete, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Dodgers Songs, Baseball Glide, Sweet Violets, It's a Great Day for the Irish, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) Mar 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET MARCH 1975 (part 1): Psychedelic Love, Mad Passionate Love, Frog Song, Rye Whiskey, South Side Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, Schlock Rod, Back in the Saddle Again, In 1492, Putting on the Ritz, letters, Cheesecake (MONO ONLY) Mar 16, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 9, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

SCHOOL 1236: School days are here again, and here's a big stack of our funniest songs about elementary school, high school and college too...plus a Stan Freberg classic, a Zappa favorite (his catalog is back in circulation on CD and mp3!) and the B side of Weird Al's debut single (he's back in the studio working on a new album!!). Some real nice requests too. Sep 8, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 8, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HIPPIES/PSYCHEDELIA: I'm the Urban Spaceman, You Came from Outer Space, Stacy Brown Got Two, Does This Make me Gay?, Y2K Song, LSD Documentary, Journey to the Center of the Mind, Acid Test, Hole in my Shoe, Chainsaw Juggler Nov 7, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Mr. Roberts, Lox Radio Theater, Golden Spike, St. James Infirmary, Philadelphia Lawyer, Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean, I Live in a Split-Level Head, Beatles at Three Mile Island, Cocaine Blues Jul 15, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 2, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

LABOR DAY/DOGS/CATS 1235: We have a bit of a tripleheader this week, with songs about the workplace (Happy Labor Day!), dogs and cats, along with lots of requests. (note: a whole lot more funny songs about working are on our show for September 3, 2011). Language: PG-13. Sep 1, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TRAINS/BIRTHDAY (part 2): Runaway Train, Fireball Mail, Wreck of the Old '97, What the Engine Done, Birthday Cake Polka, The Garbageman's Daughter, Seven Fathoms Deep, Short Dresses, Root Beer on my Nose, Time Warp, Summertime Blues, Trolley Song Apr 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET APRIL 1979 (part 1): Dead Frogs, Old Man Atom, Flakes, Roll Me Over, Tain't no Sin to Take off Your Skin, Laughing Louie, You are so Rare to Me, Send in the Clones, Coward at the Alamo, Ikey and Mikey, Plastic Jesus Apr 1, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 26, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN/PHYLLIS DILLER 1234: The top ten for August, plus an interview with the great Phyllis Diller. Also seven songs with the words "lost my" in the title. Language: PG-13. Aug 25, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF SYNDICATION: Tell me a Story, Reefer Man, LSD Made a Wreck of Me, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, Life Gets Tedious Don't It?, I Want my Baby Back, There's a New Sound, Putting on the Ritz, It's a Gas Aug 3, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

ELVIS 15TH ANNIVERSARY: Elvis has Just Left the Building, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, That's Alright Mama, Elvis Presley for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Dominic, King is Gone, Velvet Elvis, Elvis Imitator, Elvis Rap, Baby I'm Dead, Elvis is Everywhere, Are you Lonesome Tonight? Aug 16, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 19, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

RAP REVISITED 1233: It's Rap Revisited week, with all-time Demented hip-hop hits plus nerdcore - rap for smart people. Also some silly Sixties surf novelties. Language: lots of it on the seven bonus tracks at the end of the program! "Hollywood Liberal" and "Boogie In Your Butt" are PG-13; the rest is pretty clean. Last minute add: Devo's new song about Mitt Romney's former dog. Aug 18, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 18, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

JULY 1974 KMET (part 2): They're Coming to Take Me Away Oy Vey, Farm Yard Melody, Honey Babe, Bald Headed End of a Broom, Bloodshot Eyes, Can you Dig It, Everybody Loves that Hadacol, Drink, Pig Got up and Slowly Walked Away, Squaws Along the Yukon, Rutabaga Boogie, Oh Roscoe (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

JULY 1974 KMET (part 1): Freckle Song, Let it All Hang Out, Big Balls in Town, I Like a Funeral, Mechanical Man, Diddie Wah Diddy, Hot Fingers, I'm so Glad, Kinky Kids Parade, Who's Yehoodi, Hooty Sapperticker, King of Borneo, Elephant Story, Honey Earthers, Move Over Jehovah, Me and My Goose (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 12, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

CAFFEINE 1232: This week in our second hour we celebrate caffeine. Coffee and similar beverages have inspired many songs, including funny ones. I'm sipping coffee as I write this, in fact. Note that some of those songs are about the perils of drinking too much coffee! Also a Weird Al rarity (he sings backup on "Miniature Golf") and some Martian songs in honor of Curiosity. Language: PG-13 ("One More Year" and "Midget Love" have some sexual references, and drugs turn up in the Cheech & Chong bits, to no one's surprise). Aug 11, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 11, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

AUGUST/JULY 1972 KMET EXCERPTS: BLACK MUSIC OF THE '40's (August 6): The Honey Dripper, Who Threw the Whiskey in the Well, Straighten Up and Fly Right, Snatch and Grab It, EARLIEST KNOWN TOP FIVE COUNTDOWN (August 13): Chaos, The Thing, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Dr. Hackenbush, NO ANNOUNCEMENTS (July 30): Rum and Coca-Cola, Bozo and his Rocket Ship, Rumble, O Sole Mio, Surfing with Ned and Nelda (NOTE: This portion of the July 30 episode includes everything marked on the playlist as "not on aircheck" except "Bald Head" and the below July 30 portion includes the items NOT marked that way.) Aug 6, 1972 [ Play List ] [ Play List ] [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW (part 2): Ode to my Car, Buying a Bed, Be a Hobo, Baseball and Football, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Old Payola Roll Blues, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Star Wars Cantina, Bulbous Bouffant Oct 3, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 5, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHILDREN'S RECORDS PART 2 1231: Here's Part II of our survey of classic children's records, from the 1940s to the 21st century, plus our usual merry miscellany. Language: Steve Goodie made a special bleeped version of "Hey, Fred Phelps" for us, but the subject matter may require a bit of parental guidance anyway. Everything else is nice and clean this week. Aug 4, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 4, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 2: 1956-1980 Jun 1, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 1: 1931-1955 Jun 1, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 29, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1230: Here's the Top Ten for July. The rest of the show is kind of free-form, roaming all over the musical universe just like I used to do! Language: PG-13; incidental expletives on "Snortin' Up the Bath Salts" and "Dirty Old Man." Jul 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 2): Donde Esta Santa Claus, Surfer's Christmas List, White Christmas, Blue Christmas, Santa Jaws, Please Come Home for Christmas, Santa's Coffee, Christmas Song, Green Christmas, Hanukkah Song, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, I Want You for Christmas, Christmas Balls Dec 24, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 1): Jingle Bells, Open me First, Irreverent Medley, Christmas Dragnet, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas Crazies, Indian Santa Claus, Hanukkah Medley, Christmas Night in Harlem, Got a Cold in the Nose for Christmas, Superman's Christmas Adventure Dec 24, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 22, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HATE 1229: This week we have hate songs. I hate this, I hate that. Actually they're funnier than most love songs. Also two songs and two sketches about answering machines (remember them?) Language: PG-13. The "Answering Machine" sketches by Barry & the Bookbinders and the Dead Alewives depict sex and violence. NOTE: this show was completed before the tragic shooting in Aurora, CO. It includes brief mentions of the new Batman movie and two songs inspired by the 1966 Batman TV series. Jul 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 21, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Gee Officer Krupke, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Pancho Lopez, Beans, Ole Swenson, I Can't Get Started, My Daddy is President, Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl, Putting on the Ritz Jul 27, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

RECORDS: Battle of New Orleans, Kick Ass USA, Dear Dr. Demento, Kinky Boots, We Can Save a Lot of Water, Psychotherapy, Iraq Medley, Big Ten-inch Record, Genie the Magic Record, I Hate the Compact Discs, Slim Gaillard Medley, Scudbusters Mar 3, 1991 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

SOUTHERN HUMOR 1228: We have ten Dr. Demento show debuts in our first hour this week, plus a 50th anniversary salute and a 100th birthday tribute. In our second hour we head South for some classic regional humor. Language: PG-13. One quick f-word in "The Peddler." The two bonus tracks at the end are intended for adults only. Jul 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 14, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Lumpy Gravy, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Dirty Love, Rubber Duckie, Skateboard Racer, Talking TV Blues, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Soggy Cereal, I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans, King Tut, Hamster Love, Arnold the Computer Jul 9, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FISHING: Oh No, Mixed up Confusion, 7-11, Mountain Dew, Batman, I Kissed a Girl, Yogi Bear, That's Mathematics, Rolling Kidney Stones, Liz Phair is my Sister, Fishing with Fred, I am a Squid, Fishing Blues, Bald Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 9, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 8, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHILDRENS RECORDS 1227: This week's show features more than an hour of "Golden Age" children's records. We've had a lot of requests for these, and here are six complete stories from 1947-1950 plus other delights. (See our blog at www.drdemento.com for more info). Also, our farewell to Andy Griffith. Jul 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 7, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

SURFIN SAFARI: Hawaiian War Chant, Let's Go Trippin', Misirlou, Surfin USA, Catch a Wave, Ride the Wild Surf, Surfer Stomp, Pipeline, Wipe Out, Golden Gate, Stagger Lee, Street Fight Jul 30, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW (part 1): Fatal Beatings, In a Godda Da Vita Polka, Close to You, Worst of the Town, Elderly Man River, Toast, Like Pink but not Quite Sep 26, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 1, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN/JULY 4TH 1226: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus some Fourth of July fireworks, Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody in three shades of Dementia, and the unique and remarkable hip-hop of Garden Fresh. Language alert: "Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates," a teeny bit on "Elevator," and of course the bonus tracks. Jun 30, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET PART 2: Cocaine Blues, Doggie Doo, I'm a Train, Driving in my Car, Sea Cruise, Trying to do Something to Get Your Attention, Sweet Transvestite, I Like, Burger in a Box, Chicago, Circular Impression Apr 17, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET PART 1: Rock Stars, Gee Officer Krupke, I Paid my Income Tax Today, Fernando, Stoned, Rain backwards, Wadada, Wop Music, Rap Mop, Students Waltz, Nobody but Me, Ugly Man Clothing, Granny Takes a Trip Apr 17, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 24, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

QUESTIONS 1225: This week we have an hour of "question" songs, from "What If Your Butt Was Gone?" to "Who Are the Brain Police?" Plus the Logan Awards winners for 2011, and some slick new stuff. Language: one s-word in the South Park song, and a quaint ethnic slur (from 1930) in the next-to-the-last song. Jun 23, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 23, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Q-5 Piano Tune, Ill Barkio, Swimming Song, Swimming with the Women, Ning Nang Nong, Poor Man's Heaven, Election year 1964, Look at Me I'm Sandra Dee, Rats in my Room, Fash, Laughing in Rhythm, Boomerang, Putting on the Ritz, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jul 20, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

STAR TREK: My Boss is Lazy, Earthquake Song, What I Like About Booze, Drinking Song, Cockroaches on Parade, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, Star Trek bloopers, Amphibious Assault, Trouble with Klingons, Just Another Day on the Enterprise, Star Trip, Bart Simpson Rap (MONO ONLY) Apr 22, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 17, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

FATHER'S DAY/ALCOHOL 1224: Songs for Father's Day, plus another installment of our Alcohol Alphabet (with the Frontal Lobotomy song) and a tribute to Ray Bradbury. Rated PG-13 (the last song, after the closing, is for adults only). Jun 16, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 16, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PART TWO: Why do Girls Wear Britches, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl?, I Wish I Were a Fairy, Barry's Boys, The Fabulous 50's, Pancho Claus, Surf Along with Ned & Nelda, My Clam Digger Sweetheart, Cocaine Habit, Love in Vain, Goodnight Irene (MONO ONLY) Jun 10, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

PART ONE: Sugar Blues, Hello Muddah new version, Mule Train, 11:69 Express, Joe's Joint, The Whip, Champagne Cocktails, Watermelon, Sarah Jane, Garbage Man, How to Beat the Horses, My Blue Heaven, I See the Moon, Whisper (MONO ONLY) Jun 10, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 10, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

FOOD PART 2 1223: The Doctor celebrates food once again this week, picking up where he left off in April with over twenty fabulous food songs. Also, by request, we bring back the Doctor's "interview" with Allan Sherman, originally aired (in slightly different form) in 1992. Language note: the two George Carlin classics are uncensored, with occasional s- and f- words. There's also one in the Patton Oswalt bit. Otherwise this is all PG. Jun 9, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 9, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Don't Knock the Rock, Take a Gal like You, Hambone, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Mr. Hoover and Mr. Smith, Heavy Music, Somebody to Love, Fragile Child, I'm so Glad, Sweet like So, Playing with the Strings, Knees up Mother Brown, I'm Surfing, From me to You, Nina Cocka Nina Jun 4, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

SCIENCE FICTION: Flying Saucer, Beam me up Scotty, vulcan Rubdown, Martian Boogie, Astro Boy, Bar Trek, Marvin the Paranoid Android, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Star Wars Cantina Mar 6, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 3, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

PAIRS 1222: Our topic today is "pairs" - not singing duos, but pairs of people, animals or things used as subject matter. Also - the world premiere of two 2011 tracks by the Roto Rooter Goodtime Christmas Band, plus other tracks featuring the late Geoff Cooper. This show is PG except the final segment which is for adults only. Jun 2, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 2, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET MARCH 1982 (part 2): MEL BROOKS INTERVIEW, Springtime for Hitler, Ying Tong Song, Putting on the Ritz, It's Good to be the King, Do the Donkey Kong, Ralph and Herbie, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Hamburger, Yoda Mar 14, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET MARCH 1982 (part 1): Framed, Hello DJ, Who Drank my Beer While I Was in the Rear, Me and my Vibrator, Dirty Don, Snack Attack, Shark Attack, It Don't Do Nothing but Rain, Fat Girls, Bra Size 45, Wet Dream Mar 14, 1982 [ Play List ] (Added May 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1221: Here's the Top Ten for May 2012, plus some neat new stuff, Martin & Lewis's first record, and two more rare items by the late George "Goober" Lindsey. Rated PG for a little innuendo, and one s-word (on Top Ten song #2). The final song, after the Top Ten, is for adults only. May 26, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Masculine Women/Feminine Men, Privy Song, Pink Elephants, Drunkard Song, Wasn't That a Mighty Day When the Needle Hit the Ground, She's Going Bald, The Ballgame, I Didn't Know the Gun Was Loaded, Them Poems, Putting on the Ritz, Tiger Rag Jun 15, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

STAN FREBERG INTERVIEW: Baby Let me Bang Your Box, Ayatollah's Back, Hunting Tigers Out in India, Sounds of Sinus, The Think, Rock & Roll RIP, Language is a Virus, St. George and the Dragonet, Freberg commercials, Penis Envy, Adam West, Touch Yourself Mar 12, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added May 20, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

RANDOM 1220: Random choice rules again on this week's show. "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" pops up, along with "Heaven Is for Presbyterians," and the saddest song I've ever played (it reportedly inspired suicides in Hungary). Rated PG-13 for one S-word and the usual fun and innuendo. May 19, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 19, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FEB 1977 part 2: Singing the Blues, Jimmy the Peanut Man, Meet the New Demento Gang, The Farmer Took Another Load Away, That's What's the Matter with Me, Killer Kitty, Roots Montage, Broadway New York, El Monte, Thank God for Porno Feb 6, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

FEB 1977 part 1: Turn on the Heat, Hockey Night in Canada, King Kong commercial, Barely White, They Never Met, Don't Worry Mother, Dallas Blues, Eloise, Tic Tac Toe, Calling All Cars, Dragnet, Ain't Nobody's Business But my Own Feb 6, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added May 13, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

YOU 1219: We celebrate you this week - more than 20 songs with "you" in the title. We also tip our demented hat to Mother, and say farewell to George "Goober" Lindsey with some rare items. This show is rated PG-13 - one s-word (on the uncensored "Life Sucks - Then You Die," on the show for the first time), and some sexual references. The bonus track by Tim Minchin is for open-minded adults only! May 12, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 12, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

STAR TREK: Too Hot For You, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Rage Against the Mundane, Milkshakes, Stoned People, Story of the W.C., Button up Your Overcoat, Beam Me up Scotty, Star Drek, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, What's up Spock, Booty Man, Horse in Striped Pajamas Feb 15, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

INDY 500: Gentlemen Star Your Engines, Dance of the Hours, Tell Laura I Love Her, Any Ice Today Lady?, Timetable Blues, walter Wart, Blue Yodel #8 Mule Skinner Blues, Jukebox Joe, Dig, You're so Fine, Candy Man, Ain't I'm a Dog, Rich Woman May 28, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added May 6, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

ME 1218: Our special topic this week is me. Songs with "me" in the title, that is. Other goodies include the comedy-novelty winners in the International Songwriting Competition. This show rated PG-13 for sexual references, and a humorously gruesome song about murder. More explicit stuff in the bonus tracks. May 5, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

BEACH BOYS INTERVIEW: In 1973 the Doc conducted an in-depth interview with Carl Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Mike Love, Al Jardine, and Ricky Fataar of the Beach Boys. Brian Wilson and Blondie Chaplin did not attend the interview, and Bruce Johnston was on hiatus from the group at this time. Ricky and Blondie were only with the group for a few years, so this is a rare chance to hear Ricky in an interview with them. Topics discussed include the Holland album, group dynamics, hobbies, the unfinished Smile album, the Party album, Brian's current involvement, transcendental meditation and M.I.U., and more. (This is NOT a comedy program.) BONUS: After the hour-long radio program, stay tuned for another 45 minutes of outtakes that were removed from the final edit! Jul 28, 1973 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 29, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 $4.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1217: Here's the Top Ten for April 2012, plus songs for galactic hitchhikers, mammary fanciers and lots more. This show is rated PG (a little coarse language, nothing too nasty) except for the last segment (after the Top Ten) which is Adults Only. Apr 28, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET part 2: Houston el Mover, Several Species of Small Furry Animals, Hardcore Granola, Snoot Full of Snow, Days of the Theocracy, Raspberry Song, Bicycle Seat, Speedoo, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You?, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, She Taught me How to Yodel, Big Balls, Eight Arms to Hold You Jan 4, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET part 1: Happy New Year, Super Skier, Hot Nuts, Gwana Gwana Gwana, Christmas Whip, Saturday Morning Confusion, Meltdowner's Nightmare, I Yam What I Yam, Chicken Spaceman, Squalor, Tighten Up, Dancing Fool disco mix, Asexuality Polka, Chaos, Laryngitis, My Sister's Nose, Gumball Wizard Jan 4, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 22, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

JOHN MAMMOSER INTERVIEW + DAWS BUTLER TRIBUTE: EIO Song, It Came from Outer Space, Ron's Zodiac, Banana Boat Song, Audition, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Nine Coronas, Matzo Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Arab Alabama, Spock Rap May 22, 1988 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

SULU INTERVIEW: Up Your Nose, It's the Truth Ruth, I Used to Work in Chicago, Hockey Here Tonight, Trying to do Something to Get Your Attention, Dream Dirty Dreams, I Love Your Toes, Pass the Jack Daniels, Star Drek Jan 30, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 15, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

FOOD 1215: This week we celebrate food, with a lot of food songs we haven't heard for awhile...and we also remember the Titanic on the 100th anniversary of her demise, with music actually heard on the fateful voyage plus the uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic." This show is rated PG-13. Apr 14, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET Jan 76 (part 2): Cockroach Stomp, Think You Need a Shot, Bad Blood, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie, Hooray for Captain Spalding, He Played the Yo-Yo in Nashville, New Yo-Yo Song, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Real El Monte Jan 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET Jan 76 (part 1): Wabash Cannonball, Rock Around Steven Foster, Basketball Bill, Euphoria, Busy Signal, That's Grandma, Sale of Manhattan, Jungle Boogie, Bicycle Seat Sniffer, Going on a Hike, Barnyard Boogie Jan 18, 1976 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 8, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

EASTER/BASEBALL/DEEPSOUTHCON 1214: A triple feature this week: Easter, baseball, and a special program of artists who'll be performing with me at DeepSouthCon 50 in June. Bonus: more newly rediscovered Tom Lehrer. Apr 7, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

INSTRUMENTALS: In Heaven There is no Beer, I've Got a Potato in my Pants Blues, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Plexiglas Toilet, Q5 Piano Tune, It's a Gas, Okeh Laughing Record, Cobwebs and Strange, Several Specials of Small Furry Animals, Star Wars Cantina Feb 4, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Speedo, Buick 59, Rocket 69, Pot Party, Take a Whiff on Me, Pygmy Love, Can't do 60 no More, 18th Century Drawing Room, Sad Girl, Little Girl, Teenage Fair, Tobacco Auctioneer, In the Mood, Dr. Jazz, Good Night Irene May 21, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 1, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1213: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus a mess of surprises including Barnes & Barnes' rare "Anniversary Song," as written and performed for our 15th anniversary (1985) with Weird Al on accordion...salutes to Mad Men and Batman, old movies and psycho chickens. Language alert: expletives on Top Ten songs #2 and #3. Mar 31, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE TOONS INTERVIEW (part 2): Azusa, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Mountain Oysters, Rock Lobster, The Can't of Can't, Can Broadway do Without Me?, Oh Didn't He Ramble, Sixpence, Shaving Cream, Hockey Sock Rock, Song of the Masochist Feb 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

KMET FEBRUARY 1980 (part 1): Roger Boom, Interesting Facts, Shriner's Convention, Please Forgive my Misconduct Last Night, Steve Martin, Good Morning Mr. Zip Zip Zip, Ayatollah Khomeni, SOB, Disco Toilet, Copycat Game, Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Feb 3, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

HIP HOP 1212: "Girl Scout Cookies," "That Wuttin' a Marlboro," "Classic Rock Cut-off Date" (every rock fan needs to hear that one)...and over an hour of hilarious hip-hop, including songs I could never play on those classic rock stations where you used to hear me. This topic suggested and greatly assisted by the great Luke Ski, with additional input from Devo Spice. Language alert: segments 2 and 5. Mar 24, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Battle of Kookamunga, Nova, Your Feet's too Big, Say That We're Sweethearts Again, Tears on the Dashboard, On Top of a Pizza, Brain Damage, Sunny Disposish, Stink Foot, Bears, They're Coming to Take Me Away Salad, Masochism Tango, Spam Jun 8, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TIM CAVANAGH INTERVIEW: Declaration of Independence, Plastic Jesus, Music in my Soup, Fred Astaire tribute, Jackie Gleason tribute, Muffin Man, Mildred our Choir Director, Dead Hamster, I Wanna Kiss her Butt, Iran Scam, Muskrat Gloves, I Want Your Sox, Beer Nuts, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian Jun 28, 1987 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 18, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

ST. PATRICK'S DAY/SPRING 1211: Songs for St. Patrick's day, songs for springtime, more old party records, beer & boobies, and a tribute to Peter Bergman. Naughty words: "Green Eggs and Peas," "Chicken Talk." Mar 17, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

LIVE AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN (part 2): Want Ads, Oozing Cyst Blues, Pootwaddle Cigarettes, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Brain Damage, Sidewalk Surfing, Grandpa's Grave, Wonderful Wonderful, A Boy Named Sue, It's in the Book, Ed Barbara May 18, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

LIVE AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN (part 1): Magic Mountain, Valencia, Ain't it Great to be Kookie?, Tears on the Dashboard, Olives, Yellow Submarie, Big Old Jean, Amusement Parks USA, Red Light Green Light, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Song of the Sewer, Classified May 18, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 11, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

MARIJUANA 1210: Once again our topic is marijuana. This show, along with our shows for Nov. 12, 2011 and Nov. 15, 2009, comprises a marijuana trilogy, with little duplication between shows (no duplication at all with 11-12-11). Some expletives in the next-to-last segment. Mar 10, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

MAWG OF THE TOYES INTERVIEW: Bob Dole Sex Machine, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Ex-Lax, Smoke Two Joints, Gitarzan, George of the Jungle, Big Cockroach, Janet Reno, Autumn in New York, What's up Spock?, Four Years of High School Spanish, Monster Hash Oct 20, 1996 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

KMET MAY 1972: Call of the Freaks, Song of the Sewer, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Sunday Driver, The Lady is a Tramp, The Boys in the Back Room, My Old Flame, Suzy Darling, Suzy Baby, Suzy Q, We Are the King's Navy, WPLJ, Jack the Ripper, Hollywood Red Riding Hood May 7, 1972 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 4, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS 1209: Lots more songs about reptiles and amphibians in this week's sequel to our October 8, 2011 show. No duplicates with that show! Also a farewell to Davy Jones, and an update on the Chardon Polka Band (founded eight years ago by students at the school that was the scene of last week's tragic shooting). And - for our D.O.C. listeners - the world premiere of the new, authentic full stereo mix of Tom Lehrer's "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" (Orchestral Version). Language alert: "Save the Rich," and the bonus tracks which are very explicit. Mar 3, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

JUNE 1979 ON KMET (part 2): You Always Hurt the One You Love, Good Advice, After Every Rainstorm, Sister Carolina, Na Cl, Long Beach, El Monte, Covina, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, There Was a Fungus Among Us, You're the Pits Jun 3, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

JUNE 1979 ON KMET (part 1): Trouble with my Trousers, Please Squeeze my Knees Louise, Broken Down Mama, Everything Stops for Tea, Vancouver Town, In the Hay, Carmen Miranda, Wowie Zowie, Omar the Vampar Jun 3, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 26, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1208: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus a big stack of songs about breakfast...ham, eggs (green and otherwise), hot cakes and sausage, and lots of Bacon! The Louis C.K. bit has numerous explicit expletives, and there are a few more of those elsewhere. Feb 25, 2012 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

STAR TREK 20TH ANNIVERSARY: Time Warp, Bodine Brown, Green Garden Hose, Jello, School is Back, Buckwheat Toupee, Beam Me up Scotty, Star Drek, Highly Illogical, Trouble with Klingons, Star Trip, Candy Wrapper, Elevator to Menswear Sep 7, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 19, 2012) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality)