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Dr. Demento brings MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right to your home via the Internet.
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KMET PART 2: Whale Song, I Don't Know Why, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Fix your Watch, French Mistake, Stereo Sketch, Sugar Bush, What a Silly Place to Kiss a Girl, My Wife is on a Diet, Laughing Gnome, Joint Turned Brown, Looky Loos, Up Your Nose, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Bounce your Boobies Aug 14, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Mad Dogs & English Men, In the Summer Time, Black's Beach, Going Skinny Dipping, No Talent Hunt, Turn on your TV, I Love Lucy, Convertible Car, Redneck Hippie Romance, Homo Erectus, Here Come the Fleas, Rhythm of the Range, Cantina Band, Pet Shop, Moon Dog, Tiger Rag Aug 14, 1977
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HUNTING 1745: It's hunting season again. Controversial as that may be, it's inspired lots of funny songs and comedy over the years. Hear "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Da Turdy Point Buck," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah" and lots more on this week's show, along with a special set for Veterans' Day. Nov 11, 2017
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THE YEAR 1976: Sinister Lunch Meat, Ginko & Tofu, Psycho Chicken, Rats in my Room, Vowel Movements, Junkfood Junkie, Disco Duck, 200 Candles, Convoy, I Want to Eat your Pudding, King Kong, Frame, One Piece at a Time, Belvedere Cruising, Star Drek, Shoulders of Freaks, Last Will and Temperment, Hey Godzilla Jun 28, 1998
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CARS: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Split Level Head, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My Name is not Merv Griffin, Punk Puppies, To Fernando with Love, Let's Make Lust, Lumberjack Song, Dead Skunk, Driving in my Car, Emergency on the Turnpike, Time Warp, School Days, Shaving Cream, Two Dreadful Children Sep 5, 1982
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TOP TEN 1744: The Top Ten for October, plus cows, pianos, a little obsolete technology, and a special set of novelty hits from other countries. Nov 4, 2017
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MORE SHOT OF THE DAY: Fat Man's Prayer, Who is it?, Cave Man, Car Phone, Grandma & the Crusher, Toast, Charlie Something, Circular Impression, Bulbous Bouffant, I'm not Home Right Now, I'm a Blonde, Wildwood Weed, Lakeside Trailer Park, I Farted Again, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Sep 3, 2001
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HALLOWEEN 1743: Here's Halloween 2017 - The Sequel. More haunted hits and creepy classics from yesterday, today and the land without time! Oct 28, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: I Can't Leave my Girl Behind, I Wanna Kiss Her, Hanukah Rocks, K-Tel Presents, Credit Card Song, Two Left Feet, I Put a Spell on You, Little Blue Man, Bloody Guts, My Heart Sings, Black & White, Time Warp, I Like, Commercials on 45, Coneheads, Shock Treatment Nov 15, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Rock & Roll Classroom, High Schol USA, Green Garden Hose, We're Having a Baby, Drink up, I Love Fruit, Mr. Medfly, Guilty Rag, Psychotherapy, Speechless, Five Minutes Morgan, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Inside Rock, Plexiglass Toilet, Is Your Mama Behind You? Nov 15, 1981
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HALLOWEEN 1742: Here's the first of two all-new Halloween shows for 2017. Dr. D got tons of requests this year, put them all in his magic cauldron, and brewed up a potent mix of looney tunes and scary melodies featuring a special tribute to Frankenstein. Rated PG-13. Oct 21, 2017
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Political Science, Popcorn Song, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Who's on First, Clean Song, Pickle in the Middle, Psycho, Springtime for Hitler, Timothy, Winstoned Plowboy, Wally Ballou, Old King Louie, Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind, There's a New Sound, Eric the Half Bee, Hamster Love, Spam, Ballad of Irving, They're Coming to Take me Away Mar 26, 1978
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HAWAII: Amazing Man, Pope on 45, Evil Boll Weevil, Mixed up Confusion, Contra Rap, My Attorney Bernie, Satellite Dish, Way You Make me Squeal, Hal & Lulu, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Stutter Rap, Give me Shades, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Everyone Does it in Hawaii, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Hawaiian War Chant, Elvis is Everywhere, Star Trekkin, Nine Coronas Jan 17, 1988
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TOBACCO 1741: Topical tobacco tunes this week. Not a cough in a carload! Guaranteed non-carcinogenic. Also some hairy songs about beards, and a Weird Al oddity from the Eastern Hemisphere. The Bo Carter and Allen Ginsberg pieces have some sexual innuendo. Oct 14, 2017
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KMET PART 2: When it's Tooth Picking Time in False Teeth Valley, Horrible Breath, Lonesome & Disgusted, Roger Steffans interview, Ja Lives, Chalice in the Palace, I See the Moon, Take us to Your President, Hot Dog Boogie, Vatican Rag, He Hit Me, Dream Dirty Dreams Aug 22, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Merry Minuet, Hot Rod Race, Speed Trap, So Long Mom, King's Navy, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Marvin, Specific Hospital, Teenage Mother, You're my Type, Them Poems, Bread and Gravy, Ronald the Roach, Trail of the Lonesome Pine Aug 22, 1976
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SPORTS 1740: Our topic today is sports - the Big Four plus a whole lot more. Lots of non-sports as well! Oct 7, 2017
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CANADA: 90's Song, Fabulous 50's, I Have to Kill You, Britney Zombie, Warm Leatherette, Energy Crisis, Take Off, Circular Impression, Morris the Moose, Rippy the Gator, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Quebec Language Police, Hockey Song, Toast, Fart in an Elevator, Scotsman Mar 23, 2003
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LOVE: I Love Onions, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Inflationary Language, Where's the Service, Galactic Personals, I Couldn't Spell !!*@!, Flip You like a Cheese Omelette, Frozen Embryos, Sagging Guts, Noriega, Guy from Panama, Tapeworm of Love, Love in Bloom, Neanderthal Man, I Love Lucy, Sorry Feb 11, 1990
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TOP TEN 1739: The Top Ten for September 2017, plus a pop-up special topic, a couple of Playboy songs in Hugh Hefner's memory, and other stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Sep 30, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Pet Shop, Temple City Kazoo Orchestra interview, My Sharona, Take off Your Clothes, Louie's Market, Marijuana Munchies, Piano Has Been Drinking, Interesting Facts, Psycho Chicken, Baby likes Burping, Mr. Bill, Hello I Love You Mar 9, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: Bird Bathroom, Hifi Blues, Dumb Blond, Numbers, Cinderella, School Cafeteria, Java Jive, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Please Please Me, In Russia, I Love Life, TV Ministry School, Johnny One Note, Fluffy Mar 9, 1980
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LIVE ON THE SHOW 1738: This show features over an hour's worth of music recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000's, featuring some of Dementia's biggest stars! Sep 23, 2017
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Cocktails for Two, Hello DJ, Davy's Dinghy, Mechanical Man, I'm the Slime, Elderly Man River, Lumberjack Song, On the Amazon, I Love your Toes, Bicycle Wreck, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Doggie Doo, Gumball Wizard, Making Love in a Subaru, Shaving Cream Mar 19, 1978
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LOVE SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Hunger is From, Inflationary Language, Where's the Service, Little Blue Man, I Love my Fruit, D-O-A, I Want my Baby Back, John Belushi, Silly Love Songs, Tapeworm of Love, Sweet Sue, Boogie, Je Taime, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Dueling Rappers Feb 11, 1990
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POLICE 1737: Having celebrated Crime and Punishment, we now salute people who have a lot to do with that...the police! Sep 16, 2017
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KMET PART 2 AN HOUR OF 78'S: You're not the Only Pebble on the Beach, Carnival of Venice, Turkish Delight, Who Put the Benzedrine, Handy Man, Stomping at the Savoy, Please Please Me, Oh Johnny Oh, Sweet Violets, If You're a Viper, Jonah & the Whale, Omar the Vampire, Bilbo Baggins, Old King Louie Aug 31, 1975
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KMET PART 1: Ying Tong Song, Jungle Boogie, Shark Bait, Jaws Swam Away with my Heart, Laugh Laugh Laugh, Along Came Jones, Whip, Zombie Jamboree, Love Song, I'd Rather be Dead, New Slant on War, In Turkey, Cranky Old Yank, Dirty Old Man, Respect, Biddy McGraw, Nose Job, What It Was Was Football Aug 31, 1975
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CRIME 1736: Once again we turn to the annals of Crime and Punishment, for a sequel to the May 6, 2017 show. Also a tribute to Shelley Berman. Sep 9, 2017
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HAPPY: I Took my Mother to a Cock Fight, Green Garden Hose, WWED, All my Favorite Drunks have Given up Drinking, Coffee, New Credit Card, Entering Marion, Cell Phone on the Highway, Hawaiian War Chant, Cowgirl Song, Happy Boy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Happy Together, Happy Trails, Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich, Charlie-something Mar 25, 2001
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FOOD: Cocktails for Two, Chunder in the Old Pacific Sea, Clean Song, Three Little Fishies, Experiments with Mice, Roast Chicken Faces, You Eat too Much, Dreams, Rubber Biscuit, She's in Love with the Rolling Stones, When I was a Lad, Jackie Onassis, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Commercials on 45, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Nov 8, 1981
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LABOR DAY 1735: A retrospective of our Labor Day shows from the 1980s to the 2010s -- 36 songs and comedy bits about work and the workplace. All time Demented hits plus some we haven't heard in years or decades. Sep 2, 2017
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KMET 1979 part 2: Bears, Piles of it, Crepitation Contest, Tuba Boogie, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?, Mr. Siegal, Triplets, Baby Snakes, Long Beach, Los Angeles, Shaving Cream, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Frosty the Dopeman, Sixpence, Armpits, Spam May 6, 1979
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KMET 1979 part 1: Night after Night, Beans, Davy's Dinghy, Teenage Machine Age, Clip Clop, I Ate the Baloney, Bloat on, Fat Man's Prayer, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mammary Glands, Can Broadway do Without me?, Dodgers & Reds, Them Dog Kickers, Fooba Wooba John May 6, 1979
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TOP TEN 1734: The Top Ten for August 2017, plus a tribute to Jerry Lewis and a pop-up special topic - The Brain! Aug 26, 2017
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Pop Hates the Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeah, Be Prepared, Ain't we Crazy, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Ape Call, Them Moose Goosers, Boobs a Lot, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sweet Violets, Backwards Song, Dr. Freud, I Like Beer, L.S. Bumblebee, Dead Puppies, Making Love in a Subaru, Spam, Masochism Tango, Quark Strangeness & Charm Mar 12, 1978
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BASEBALL: So Long Mom, Chunder in the Pacific Sea, Mother Nature can be Cruel, Invaders from Earth, Little Dead Chickens, Squirrels, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, I Can't Play the Blues, Rent-a-car song, CPA, Cocaine Waltz, Baseball Rag, Casey at the Bat, Van Lingo Mungo, Fernando, Who's on First, Beastie Wrap Apr 12, 1987
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RADIO 1733: Today's show features Radio Personalities who have made records (broadly defined) - from Bob & Ray to Bob Rivers. Many local (and national) hits by local DJ's are featured. Parental guidance: the last song features explicit language and partisan politics. Aug 19, 2017
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KMET SEPT. 74 PART 2 (MONO ONLY) Sep 1, 1974
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KMET SEPT. 74 PART 1 (MONO ONLY) Sep 1, 1974
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DOGS & CATS 1732: Our more or less annual celebration of dog days and cat days. Recognizing that many listeners share their homes with both species, the Demented dog and cat songs are integrated this time! We also salute Elvis, commemorating the 40th anniversary of the King's departure for realms unknown. Aug 12, 2017
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KIDS: It's Just my Kids, Those Two Dreadful Children, Crusher, Stinky Breath, Leader of the Laundromat, I'm a Butt Head, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Mickey Mouse, What a Mouse, That's my Boy, My Neighbor's Kids, Good Ol' Days, A Whole Newt World, Microsoft Word Mar 19, 1995
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VACATIONS: New Sound, Uh Oh, Hi-Fi Shop, Beep Beep, I Need a Vacation, How I Spent my Vacation, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hippity Hop, Hail to the U.S. Mail, Tumor, Michael Ate the Smorgasboard, Piddling Pup, Go Go Pogo, Super Skier, I Get Weird, Scotsman, Shaving Cream Feb 20, 1983
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FOOD 1731: It's another fabulous food show...no duplication with the food shows last March! Plus a tribute to June Foray. Aug 5, 2017
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PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN: How You Want it Done, Roll & Tumble Blues, Won't Rain in California, Can't Understand, I Don't Know, Poor Boy Long Way from Home, Keep Knocking but You Can't Come in, Can't You Wait until We Get Home?, Rockin' & Rollin', All Night Long, Rock me Baby, Jelly Roll's 1st Cousin Jan 29, 1984
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TOP TEN 1730: The Top Ten for July 2017, plus a salute to Television...stars and songs from the 1940s to the 1990s, along with classic satires by Stan Freberg and Ken Nordine. Jul 29, 2017
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PART TWO: Ducks Yes Yes, $60 Duck, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Dead People, Wrestling, And Then he Took up Golf, Little Boxes, When You Ask me First, My Home Town, Davey the Fat Boy, Wolf Creek Pass, Smoke Gets in your Eyes, King Tut Strut Mar 26, 1978
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PART ONE: Peter Cottontail, Back from the Shadows Again, Buzz the Fuzz, Calling All Calls, Larry Move your Hand, Beatles Reunion, Eggbert the Easter Egg, Stacy Brown got Two, Mother Goose on the Loose, Final Exam, Wanna Buy a Bunny? Mar 26, 1978
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WHO 1729: The subject is Who...Doctor Who and her big news, P. Townshend and company, and lots of other demented Whos like Who Hid the Halibut On the Poop Deck, Who Put the Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, Who Stole the Keeshka and, of course, Who's On First. Jul 22, 2017
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Delicious, Give me that Old Unemployment, Tall People, Argument Clinic, I am Whale, Sinister Lunch Meat, Looney Toon, Mummy, If, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mongoloid, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Mahna Mahna, Stardrek, Ballad of Irving Mar 5, 1978
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MERRY CHRISTMAS: Relvatives are Coming to Town, Christmas is Depressing, Gridlock Christmas, Yulesville, Blue Christmas, Santa's Beard, Gluey Christmas Medley, Green Christmas, You Can Sue, Kill a Tree for Christ, I'll be Licking you at Christmas, Stop the Cavalry Dec 16, 1990
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SUMMER 1728: At last, my long-promised Summer show for 2017! 32 Demented songs and sketches about the pleasures and annoyances of our warmest season. Jul 15, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Ory's Creole Trombone, Muskrat Ramble, Good Morning School Girl, Let's Do it, Bell Bottom Trousers, Davy's Dinghy, Hot Rod Lincoln, There Was a Fungus Among us, Enlistment Twist, Feuding Banjos, Cocktails for Two, Edwin Garvey, Hey Doc, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Derby Town, Greatest Broadjumper of them All Feb 4, 1973
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KMET PART ONE: Knockers up, It Looks like Rain, Hut Sut Song, Cement Mixer, Declaration of Independence, Honeysuckle Rose, Hollywood Bowl, Broadway/New York, Der Fuehrer's Face, Hold Tight, No Fish Today, Singing in the Bathtub, Jimmy the Kid, Tijuana Jail, Pancho Lopez, Practicing the Piano, Old Piano Roll Blues, Delicious Feb 4, 1973
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SUPERSTARS SEQUEL 1727: And here comes Superstars Sing Silly Songs - The Sequel! More funny music by people not normally associated with musical laughter. The First-Hour Free-For-All includes five Demented versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story, all very different from each other. Jul 8, 2017
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COWS: Paralyzed, Decomposing Composers, Necrophilia, Shoehorn with Teeth, Frozen Embryos, Car Phone, Road Rage, Yuppie Drone, I Could be Zena, Sea of Grass, She's a Cow, Cow Pasture Polka, I am Cow, Werecow, Cows with Guns, Nights in White Castle Apr 30, 2000
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LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Mr. Comet, Destruction of San Francisco, Pulcritude, Hot Springs, My Toot Toot, H & R Crock, Somebody Stole my Gal, I Ain't Got Nobody, Salty Dog, Marvin I Love You, Wet Dream, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 13, 1986
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017
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APES & MONKEYS: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Circular Impression, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Song of the Sewer, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Dull Family, Ricky, Theme from The Monkees, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Pet Pig Porky, They're Coming to Take me Away, Lock the Snackbar Apr 10, 1983
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EASTER: Little Man, Russian Bandstand, Cocaine Decisions, Uncle Buddy, Sex w/ Pacman, Dork at the Party, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Hot Rod, Earthquake, I Wish I Was a Wombat, How's Your Bird, Tennessee Bird Walk, Metal Head, Earache my Eye, Scotsman, Dead Puppies Apr 3, 1983
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LOVE/TOP TEN 1725: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love this week (the future Dr. Demento was there!) Plus the Top Ten for June. Jun 24, 2017
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ROBERT KLEIN INTERVIEW: Reggae Popeye, Dentist, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Strange Things are Happening, Joe's Garage, Steven Wright, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Steven Wright, Tongue Twister, Wet Dream, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Adam West, Radio Shack Nov 12, 1989
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Proud Mary, Dry Bones, Japanese Banana, Disco Boy, Biddie Mcgraw, Super Skier, Almost Degraded, How Much is that Doggie in the Window?, John & Marsha, My Handy Man, Nutcracker Suite, Cobwebs & Strange, Mush Begins to Rush, Charlie Brown, Pink Shoelaces, Hot Nuts, Who's on First, King Kong Jan 23, 1977
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FATHERS/TV/SUMMER 1724: Three (count 'em) three special topics this week: Father's Day, Television (with a tribute to Adam West), and Summer (happy Solstice!) Jun 17, 2017
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KMET part 2: Uncle Josh in a Hotel, Lounging at the Waldorf, Hernando's Hideaway, St. James Infirmary, Scratching, Wait a Minute, East St. Louis Toodleoo, Baseball Boogie, Casey at the Bat, Who's on First, Alcoholic Blues, How Dry I am, Red Mountain Blues, Prowling Ground Hog, Junco Partner, Monster Mash (MONO ONLY) Oct 15, 1972
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KMET part 1: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Rocking this Joint Tonight, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Hoover & Mr. Smith, Senator Fish Face, Abe Snake for President, Pale Blues, Boobs a Lot, Tuley Fog, Hooty Sapperticker, Oriental Blues, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Bop-a-lena, Mule Skinner Blues, Bucket T, Transfusion (MONO ONLY) Oct 15, 1972
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RETAIL 1723: Today's topic is The Retail Experience - songs and comedy about buying and selling stuff in stores, and the personal encounters with strangers that are part of the process. The free-for-all explores vinyl records and holes in the ground. One incidental f-word and one homicide, both in the Cheese Shop. Jun 10, 2017
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Terrorist Christmas, Axel Christmas, If 10% is Good Enough for Jesus, Put Another Log on the Fire, Smells like Nirvana, Lyle Lovett's Hair, Santa Claus is Watching You, Condoms for Christmas, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Rusty Chevrolet, Shlock Rod, Yoda, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 25, 1993
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: Fat Friends, California Kid, Chicken Song, One Game at a Time, Hot Rod Lincoln, Polkadot Undies, Don't Mess with the Mayor, Roaches, David Crockett, Sara Jackman, Lox, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Fig Leaves are Falling, Do the Watusi, Life in the Slaw Lane Jul 20, 1986
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MARRIAGE 1722: Today's topic is marriage! Demented celebrations of its joys and pitfalls. In the interests of realism we also have a couple of divorce songs. Lots of non-marital pleasures and treasures in the first hour. Jun 3, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Pot Party, I've Got some Grass, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Crepitation Contest, Broadway/New York Song, Route 66, Light up, Battle of the Falklands, Sit on my Face, Detergent, Harder than your Husband, Locked in the Closet, Moose Turd Pie, Shock Treatment, Valley Girl Jun 6, 1982
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KMET PART ONE: Fast Break, Don't Bogart that Joint, Acapulco Gold, Yellow Rose of Texas, Summertime Summertime, Burning up, Nature Boy, Turning Japanese, Going Quackers, Those Two Dreadful Children, I've Lost my Little Yo-yo, It's Good to be the King, Smoking Reefers, Papa Rolled his Own, It's so Nice to be Stoned Jun 6, 1982
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TOP TEN 1721: The Top Ten for May 2017, plus finalists for the Logan Awards...oldies but oddies too! A few cuss words here and there. May 27, 2017
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Dr. Hackenbush, Psychedelic Love, Piles of it, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Bedtime Story, Boogie, Virgil's 300 Dollar Vacation, Baby Sitting Boogie, Sally Ann, Ernie, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Hot Nuts, Witch Doctor, King Kong, Hey Shirley Jan 16, 1977
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SPIKE JONES: Happy Boy, Fat as I am, Boogie in your Butt, I Can See Uranus, Motorcycle Song, I Wanna Talk like Iggy Pop, Bruces, Horsey Keep your Tail up, Cocktails for Two, Pimples and Braces, Boobs a Lot, Black and White, Star Trekkin' Jan 26, 1992
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SOUTH 1720: Here's a feast of funny music Southern style...songs about the South, sung by Southerners. In the first hour, Weird Al's new movie theme, and a stack of requests including a risque little ditty I wasn't allowed to play when it was new. May 20, 2017
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 2): Monster Shindig, Psychopathic Sally, Why Spend the Dark Night with You, Trick or Treat, Spooky Boogie, On the 5:15, Haunted House, Fruitless Assignment, Exorcist, Star Warts, Beam me up Scotty, October in Oxnard, BRAD STANFIELD INTERVIEW, Waffle Whiffer, Gumball Wizard, Two Cheeseburgers, Pencil Neck Geek, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1977
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 1): Please Mr. Gravedigger, Monster Mash, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dinner with Drac, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mary Lou's Blues, Bloat On, Looney Tune, Spider & the Fly, I Thought I'd Die, Crabs Walk Sideways, Anne Boelyn, Short People, I Don't Need Anita, Heartbeat, Sound Trip through the Catacombs, Ghoulie Get Together, Ghost Walk Oct 30, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 1719: Here's my Mother's Day offering for 2017...featuring Demented songs about mothers by The Mothers (Frank Zappa variety), Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Sue Fabisch and many more. In our first hour you'll meet a Gas Station Disc Jockey, Bang Bang Lulu, the Deadpool Musical and Gabe Green (anyone remember him?) A bit of rough language here and there. May 13, 2017
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002
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ALL REQUESTS: Sister Mary Elephant, Nun Names, Cinderella, Last Blast of the Bugler, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Illegal Smile, MTA, Irish Ballad, Hooty Sapperticker, I Want my Baby Back, Popcorn Sack, Jack the Ripper, Chiller, Pac-Man Fever, Elements, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Surfin' Bird, Contra Rap Feb 19, 1989
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CRIME & PUNISHMENT 1718: Today's theme is Crime and Punishment. A serious subject that has inspired lots of funny songs and sketches. Some hot new stuff too! The last segment is not for the kiddies! May 6, 2017
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FRANK ZAPPA university lecture Jul 1, 1997
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TOP TEN 1717: The Top Ten for April 2017, plus new releases, top songs from 25 years ago, and more deviations from the norm. Rated PG-13 for a few dorty wirds. Apr 29, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Hallelujah I'm a Bum, Brady Bunch Fields Forever, Eleanor Rigby, Quark Strangeness & Charm, Meltdown, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Inquisition, Space Invaders, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Earache my Eye, My Sister's Nose, Big Balls, Yoda, Another one Rides the Bus Jun 14, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Summer Means Fun, Goo Goo Muck, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Totally Bananas, Whole Lotta Love, My Baby's Got Rabies, Sex Junkie, Sit on my Face, Suzanne Summers, Woman is a Man's Best Friend, Psycho Chicken, School's Out, Cocaine Lil, I'm Demented You're Demented Jun 14, 1981
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PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION 1716: In honor of Earth Day we salute public transportation...trains (including trolleys) and buses (mostly earth-friendly) and planes (OK, not quite so friendly). Weird Al, Bob Newhart, Bobby Pickett, Hudson & Landry, and a brief but rare Tom Lehrer song. Apr 22, 2017
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In the Mood, Sinister Lunchmeat, Sounds like Fun, Sally Ann, I Like Beer, Funky Gibbon, Diddie wah Diddie, She Had to Lose it at the Astor, Freakout Frog, Music Business Lament, Hot Nuts, Wowie Zowie, Want Ads, Surfing Shark, King Kong, Rubber Duckie, Dirty Old Man Jan 9, 1977
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FATHER'S DAY: Jungle Boogie, Hawaiian War Chant, Fat is In, Dr. Feelgood, Every Dog Has it's Day, Happy Boy, Looks at me Sandra Dee, Japanese Banana, Pineapple Princess, I'm Bugged at my Old Man, My Father's Top Drawer, Black Lassie, Candy Wrapper, Wet Dream, Like a Surgeon, Gumball Wizard Jun 16, 1985
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SUPERSTAR SILLINESS 1715: Happy Easter! Today's show features Superstar Silly Songs -- The Beatles, the Who, Queen, Jimmy Buffett, Sinatra and more great artists not best known for comedy, all by request! Plus songs about golf, wrestling and a long-lost Zacherle classic. Apr 15, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Eating Goober Peas, Oh for a Week in the Country, Alimony, Bean, Dunking Bagel, Flubber Song, Yankee Doodle, I'm no Communist, Take off Your Clothes, Cement Mixer, Anaheim, L.A., Spam, Dodgers Song, Gumball Wizard, Driving in the Lane with DiamondsLove Song, Fly Away Tse Tse Fly May 2, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Wedding of Jackie Kennedy, Everybody Wants a Little Piece, Polka-Dotted Polywumpus, Eat Your Pudding, I Like Bananas, Pop Hates the Beatles, She's my Girl, Don't Touch me There, Walking Down the Track, Casey at the Bat, Backseat Drivers, Skateboard Bill, Nicky the Narc, Trail of the Lonesome Pine May 2, 1976
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SINGLE PLAYS 1714: Today's topic, by request: Songs That Have Only Been Played Once Before on the Dr. Demento Show. Songs from many different eras and styles of music. Some long-lost treasures, and one or two that'll make you wonder why the heck I ever played them even once! You decide which is which. First-hour free-for-all as usual. Apr 8, 2017
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BABIES: Vanna Pick me a Letter, I Lost on Jeopardy, Goober Got a Girlfriend, Lorena, Name Dropper, Me and Eddie Vedder, Manna Manna, Chicken Fat, Psycho Chicken, Disco Duck, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby, Childhood, That's Mathematics, Happy Boy, Bulbous Bouffant, Squirrels Jan 21, 1996
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ALLAN SHERMAN & DANNY KAYE: Chicken Dick's Chicken Sticks, Beep Beep, Scream & Wine, Tip Toe Through the Tulips, Three Months Late, Steamroller, Bikini Full of Trouble, Michael Jackson's new Album, Star Trek Polka, Dead Yuppies, Pop Hates the Beatles, Lox, Fig Leaves are Falling, Tubby the Tuba, Dodgers Song, Yoda, Ronnie's Rap, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck Apr 5, 1987
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APRIL FOOL 1713: Happy April Fool's everyone! We're all familiar with song parodies like Weird Al's, but there are a lot of other ways songs can be transformed with hilarious results (Weird Al does those too!) We'll sample those and many other crazy things on this week's show. Apr 1, 2017
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LIVE AT TOWER (part 2): Hillbilly Hippie, Political Science, Alvin for President, Mother Goose Medley, Rubber Duckie, My Girl's Pussy, Alley Oop, My old Flame, Punk Polka, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Junk Food Junkie, Disco Sucks, Ayatollah, Mr. Bill May 18, 1980
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LIVE AT TOWER (part 1): Horses, Clip Clop, Whip it, 3 Drunk News, What me Worry?, Jumping at the Record Hop, Music City, 77 Sunset Strip, Eric the Half Bee, Folk Song Army, Gotta Boogie, Whole Lotta Love, Beans in my Ears, Martian Hop, Little Space Girl May 18, 1980
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TOP TEN 1712: The Top Ten for March, some donkey and mule serenades, curious sequels and answer records, and farewell to Chucks Berry and Barris. Note: stay tuned after the Top Ten for two political songs (one red and one blue) and a highly explicit video game tribute. Mar 25, 2017
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Happy New Year, Day Santa Claus Retired, Another Puff, Beam me up Scotty, I'm Against it, Dirty Dreams, Dr. Freud, Psychotherapy, Black Bug Boogie, Boogie, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Disco Boy, Cinerella, Witch Doctor, Gumball Wizard, Hey Shirley Dec 26, 1976
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Amazing Man, Bad Attitude, I Got a Wife, Spam, Ape Call, Yesterday, Song with a Peal, Jeremiah Peabody, Rocky Meets Moose, Bo Diddley, I Wanna Kiss Her, 99 Dead Baboons, Siamese Cat Song, Love Polka #9, Boogie in your Butt, Libya oh Libya, Existential Blues Feb 16, 1986
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NUDITY 1711: Since well before the dawn of civilization, most humans have worn clothing most of the time, and consider it one of the necessities of life. However, the absence of clothing has long been a rewarding topic for comedy. We look into that on this show, along with springtime, King Kong and other gorillas, and a bit of post-St. Patrick's Day green. Mar 18, 2017
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PART TWO: Silent E, No Fault of Mine, Boy Wonder I Love You, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia, Light Up, Cobwebs & Strange, Walnuts, Mysterious Mose, Butane Boogie, How Do You Want to Sing my Love Song?, Best of Order, 86, Junk Food Junkie, Walk on the Kosher Side, Woody Hayes Show, Waffle Whiffer, Spam, Star Drek Nov 30, 1975
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PART ONE: Nashville Katz, Green Christmas, I Don't Want to See the Movie, Don't Eat Me, I Got Mine, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Your Biscuits are Big Enough for Me, Nina Cocka Nina, Alaska Pipeline, Gerald Ford Special Report, CB Chant, Convoy, Deteriorata, Be Prepared, Male Chauvinist Pig, Marry an Ugly Woman, Doctor's Philosopher Nov 30, 1975
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FOOD 1710: A royal banquet of Dementia is yours this week - the entire show is a feast of funny music! With special servings of bananas and sausage - phallic symbolism and fine dining, together at last. Mar 11, 2017
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HALLOWEEN: Werecow, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Spooky Sexy, Spider and the Fly, Human Fly, Boris the Spider, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm, Vampire SLeeps, Zombie Jamboree, Sitting up with the Dead, Werewolves of London, Monster Mash Oct 24, 2004
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JOHN JAVA INTERVIEW: Nature Trail to Hell, Frozen Logger, Winter Wonderland, She Won't French Kiss, Walking Blues, Honolulu Honeymoon, Ain't We Crazy, Mr. Ed, Addams Family, Andy Griffith Show, Mighty Mouse, Leave it to Beaver, Star Trek, Revenge of the Nerds, 99 Dead Baboons, Eat my Shorts Jan 13, 1985
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FOOD 1709: The topic is food - quite possibly **the** most popular topic for funny songs! Here's the first of several food shows planned for this year, with special attention to - sandwiches. Mar 4, 2017
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PART TWO: Human Fly, Popeye the Sailor Man, Sweeper and the Debutante, Once upon a Nickel, Freddie Feelgood, William Tell Overture, Dirty old Man, Once you Understand, Shag, We Love it, Vatican Rag, My Bologna, Passing Gas, Diaper People, Fish Heads Oct 21, 1979
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PART ONE: Day after Day, You Haven't Lived 'til You've Died in L.A., 50 Ways to Beat Your Lover, Fight on, Eat Your Pudding, Follow me, Boogie, Cocaine Blues, Harvest Time, Matzah Man, Vasectomy, Hospitality Blues, Traffic Accident, Despair Tire Oct 21, 1979
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TOP TEN 1708: The Top Ten for February, plus the alternate significance of birds, petty and not-so-petty criminals, "Pico and Sepulveda" and other songs about L.A., and some Good Old Things. Feb 25, 2017
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Moose in my House, Terminator vs. Pee Wee, Touch Yourself, Sixpence, Hymn 694, Chopping Broccoli, Things that Make you Burp, Cheese Grater, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Elvis Like at Baker's Square, Elvis Rap, Elvis was a Narc, We Don't Need the Men, She's Big and Round, Elvis is Everywhere, Smoke-off, Scotsman Aug 11, 1991
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CHRISTMAS: I Yust go Nuts at Christmas, I'm Walking Backwards for Christmas, Jingle Bells, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Here Comes Santa Claus, Santa Jaws, Merry Christmas you Suckers, Daddy's Christmas, Santafly, Santa and his Old Lady, Frosty the Snowman, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Night Before Christmas, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song Dec 19, 1976
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RECORDS 1707: Our new show features records - songs and comedy bits **about** records. Along the way Dr. Demento shares arcane record lore from a lifetime of research and collecting. Lots more funny stuff in the first-hour free-for-all. Feb 18, 2017
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KMET PART 2: Peter Ponsil & his Tonsil, Swampy River, Daybreak Express, Breaking into Radio Horizontally, Football, Monkey Doodle Doo, Pass the Udder Udder, Barstool Cowboy from Barstow, August in Azusa, Sepulveda, Pinto Pony, Blob, I'm Tired, Son of Irving, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Aug 4, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Piccolo Pete, Ding Dong Daddy, Giggly Pig, Walter Wart, Get out Those old Records, Broken Record, Hawaiian War Chant, Little Audrey, Juanita Banana, Radio, I Ain't Gonna Say it, King of the Surf, Chew Tobacco Rag, Nola (MONO ONLY) Aug 4, 1974
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1706: Our annual Valentine's Day show features 26 demented love songs...plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, and three brand new songs about the Bowling Green Massacre. (Those are at the end of the show, in consideration of listeners who may be allergic to politics). This show is rated PG-13. Feb 11, 2017
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THE YEAR 1979: Freaking at the Freaker's Ball, Beat me Baby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Ritalin, I'm Stalking You, Happy Together, Chipmunk Song, Fool Monty, Baby got Brak, Hospital Food, Dearest Mr. Santa Claus, War of the Lights, My Bologna, Topical Song, Dancing Fool, Devil Went to Jamaica, Scotsman, Bulbous Bouffant Nov 29, 1998
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DAVID BRENNER INTERVIEW: This is the Life, Time Warp, Obscene Phone Call, Elderly Man River, Skinny Girls, You Can Leave Your Hat On, Do You Brush your Teeth, Silicon Valley Guy, Knight Rider Christmas, Exercise til you Die, Mrs. Dead Pigeon, Mule Train, One Less Jogger on the Road, Cemetery Girls, Wet Dream Dec 2, 1984
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COLLEGE 1705: This week's special topic is college. Other topics include enjoying yourself, Demented instrumentals, and a tribute to the late Stan Boreson. Feb 4, 2017
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Jan. 18 93 to Feb. 12 93): Hair Piece, Sister Mary Elephant, Kidnapped, PMS Airlines, Fat Man's Prayer, Pet Shop, Jimmy Peterson, No Anchovies Please, Car Noises, Abominable Snowman, White House, Traffic, Fast Food, Tonto's Cowboy Bank, Gospel Maniacs, Diet Song, Cooking, Noah, Moose Goosers Jan 18, 1993
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TOP TEN 1704: The Top Ten for January, with an extended first-hour free-for-all which gets into everything from snow to some fascinating abstract wordplay. Two highly political items in the bonus tracks at the end; the rest is mostly politics-free! Jan 28, 2017
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PART TWO: Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Garbage Can Ballet, Stately Homes of England, Beatles interview, Visitors, Nelda, Get a Lid of This, Backwards Song, Dr. Freud, Happy Birthday Anatomy, Priscilla's Lingerie, Fight Song, My Name is Larry, Mummy, Mammary Glands, Chaos Feb 12, 1978
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PART ONE: Dancing in the Bath Tub, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Cows Don't Fly, Dead Skunk, Sweet Violets, Prunes, Loving Me, Downtown Susie, I Get the Blues when it Rains, Eskimo Rag, I Lost my Little Yoyo, Oh that Microwave, Meditation, Der Fuehrer's Face Feb 12, 1978
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HAPPY 1703: This week we have a happy show! Or to be specific, a song whose special topic is happiness. Happiest thing of all, no politics. (Well, hardly any). In the first hour, some songs about the sense of smell. Jan 21, 2017
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Don't Give me a Goose, Backbreaker, Tie me Kangaroo Down, I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Find her Finer, Ahab the Arab, Beat the Reaper, No Money Down, Smoky the Bear, White Christmas, Zorro, Beatles Flying Saucer, Old Ben Lucas, It's a Gas, Merry go Round, Hey Shirley, Stardrek Dec 12, 1976
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FOLK MUSIC: Scotsman, Touch Yourself, Make up Dirty Words, Life is a Rock, Synonym Girl, If Cars Could Talk, Tacos for Two, Eat me I'm a Danish, Fatal Beatings, Bruces, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Dr. Freud, Draft Dodger Rag, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Circular Impression, Adam West Feb 26, 1989
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INAUGURATION 1702: Special show this week - Dr. Demento Listeners Select Appropriate Songs for Donald Trump's Inauguration! (Rated PG-13...the Team America piece has some f-words). Jan 14, 2017
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KMET PART 2: Dinghy Song, Davy's Dinghy, Admiral's Daughter, Hawaiian Lei Song, His Little Wife was with Him All the Time, Duvid Crockett, Butcher Pete, Sam the Hot Dog Man, Are You a Turtle?, Imperial Grandmother, Harbor Lights, Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend, Pancho Lopez, Vatican Rag, Boobs a Lot, 2001 Polka, It's a Gas, Go Go Pogo (MONO ONLY) Jul 15, 1973
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KMET PART 1: Botcha Me, Beer Barrel Polka, Monster Shindig, Small Sad Sam, Cracker Stacker, Mrs. Pettibone, Amen, Sound Museum, It's in the Book, Everybody's Truckin', Boa Constrictor ate my Wife, Haircut with a Moon on Top, Limburger Lover, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Old McDonald, Gee Officer Krupke, What me Worry, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went (MONO ONLY) Jul 15, 1973
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FUMP 1701: This week we present a gala 10th Anniversary salute to the Funny Music Project - The FuMP, the premier online source of new funny music! Hear interviews with three of the site's principals, and great songs from throughout the FuMP's history. Plus a riotous first-hour free-for-all! Rated PG-13 for a few explicit words. Jan 7, 2017
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JOHN FORSTER INTERVIEW: Eggplant Ate Chicago, Little bit Late, Stress, Zombie Jamboree, Caning Michael Fey, Whip, Who Threw Whiskey in the Well, Nicotine Man, Doop, Entering Marion, Big Mac Tree, Fusion, Bedrock Rap, God Told me to Rob the 7-11 Jun 5, 1994
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THE FUNNY 25 FOR 1986! Dec 28, 1986
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FUNNY 25 1653: The Funny 25 Countdown for 2016...plus songs for Hanukkah, After-Christmas and New Year's...and we remember Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds. Rated PG-13. Dec 31, 2016
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Stars & Stripes, Dead Skunk, Moo Moo, Putting on the Ritz, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Custer, Beer Drinking Song, Declaration of Independence, You're a Grand old Flag, Battle of New Orleans, This Land Ain't your Land, Shaving Cream, Yoda Jul 3, 1983
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COLUMBUS DAY: Fast Food, Roast Chicken Faces, Hospitality Blues, Jogger's Song, Crabs Walk Sideways, Trouble with Klingons, Talking Home Improvement, In 1492 What did Columbus do, Please Mr. Columbus, Scotsman, My Dead Dog Rover, Another one Rides the Bus Oct 9, 1983
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HOLIDAY 1652: Here's our third and final holiday show for 2016, with a set of Hanukkah songs along with lots of crazy Christmas carols, familiar and not so familiar, new and not so new! Bonus track at the end: the notorious "It's an Alt-Right Christmas," totally uncensored. Dec 24, 2016
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Boobs a Lot, Peanuts, Little Blue Man, I Got a Wife, He Hit Me, Hot Nuts, Hell's Bells, Oliver Twist, Step Right Up, Maharaja of Magador, Mommy Doesn't Live Here Anymore, 200 Candles, Sky High Market, Santa Jaws, 30,000 Pounds of Bananas Dec 5, 1976
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FATHER GUIDO SARDUCI INTERVIEW: Vatican Rag, Benny the Bouncer, Big Butt, Eat Me I'm A Danish, Grub, Revenge of the Nerds, Mountain Dew, Hey Howard, Classical Medley, Missing Commandments, Rubber Biscuit, Candy Wrapper, Boogie in your Butt, Candy Wrapper Aug 3, 1986
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CHRISTMAS 1651: Another brand new show with more Christmas classics (and some new stuff too). "Santa Lost a Ho," "Open Me First," "The Christmas Thong," "If There's a War On Christmas (Christmas Is Winning)," and a ca. 1897 recording of "Jingle Bells" are among the highlights. Note: the Eric Idle song (after the "Stay Demented" finale) has highly explicit language. Dec 17, 2016
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KMET PART 2: Tell me a Story, I Got Loaded, Hi-Fi Blues, Railroad Blues, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Keep it Clean #2, Abigail Beacher, Charlie Brown got Expelled, Campus Rules, Turkish Delight, Senator Fishface, Washington Uptight, Chaos, Bullfrog Hop, Go Go Pogo, Virginia Plain, If I Only Had a Brain, Dream (MONO ONLY) Oct 8, 1972
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KMET PART 1: Mannish Boy, Half Breed, P.T.-109, Viper's Dream, Gospel Boogie, Romania, Yesterday of our Love, Eggplant Ate Chicago, X-15, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Big Hurt, Sister Honky Tonk, She Tried it Last Night, Tonight You Belong to Me, Night Time is the Right Time, Oh Johnny Oh, No Sweet Man Worth the Salt of my Tears (MONO ONLY) Oct 8, 1972
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CHRISTMAS 1650: Santa gets into a bit of difficulty this week! Our first Christmas show for 2016 also features Walking Round in Women's Underwear, Wreck the Malls, Merry Christmas You Suckers, I Want a Part Time Girl for Christmas, Christmas at Ground Zero, The Wrap Trap and lots more. Dec 10, 2016
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BABIES: Baby Zone, I'm a Little Dinossaur, You Might be a Redneck, Dang Me, Do the Freddy, Rover, Dog with Plastic Stomach, Coneheads, Eskimo, Bruces, Bach is Dead, Golf Song, Dweebs from Mars, Martian March, Trip, Stairway to Heaven, Thorazine Shuffle, When I was a Dinosaur Jul 11, 1993
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Ape Call, Abba Zabba, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's All Have Another Beer, Sideboard Song, Sarah Jane, Laughing Gnome, Crazy Mixed-up Song, I Know What Boys Like, Mammary Glands, Beep Beep, Yoda, Spam, Roast Chicken Faces, Another One Rides the Bus May 24, 1981
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE PART 2 1649: By popular request here's Obnoxious People - The Sequel! (With rude words here and there, including f-words in the Garfunkel & Oates song). Also a taste of Christmas, and a tribute to Logan Whitehurst on the tenth anniversary of his passing. Dec 3, 2016
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KMET PART TWO: Let's Put the Fun Back in Rock & Roll, Laughing Song, Billy Lyons & Stack O'Lee, 007 James Bond, Looking for a Cherry, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Shlock Rod, Cubic Refugee, Man with the Weird Beard, Commercials on 45, Be Prepared, Are You a Turtle, Mother Nature Sep 27, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Lumberjack Song, Meltdown, Goblin Girl, Showdown, Day Sleeper, Nice, I Eat Kids, Teenage Mother, Moral Majority, Dirty Mother for You, Ben Franklin Said it, I Hate Men, Looney Bin Song, Shock Treatment, Who Committed Mutiny, Louise, It's a Hard Life in Beverly Hills Sep 27, 1981
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NAUTICAL/TOP TEN 1648: The Top Ten for November, plus a shipful of nautical dementia and more trash & treasures. Nov 26, 2016
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Teenager in Love, Was I Drunk?, Proud Mary, Elizabeth and Richard, Alvin's All-star Chipmunk Band, Ain't We Crazy, I'm my Own Grandpa, Wonderful Wino, Beatles Gonna Get You, Hot Nuts, At the BullFight, There's a New Sound, Ballad of Irving, Who's on First Nov 28, 1976
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BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Jose can you See?, Must be Love, Silent E, News of the World, Mercedes Benz, Ice Ice Baby, Hamster Love, Welcome to the Jungle, Rap Yodeler, Cockroaches on Parade, Roaches, Cockroach Ate Tijuana, Hell I'd Go, Squirrels, 7-11, Fish Heads Jun 9, 1991
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016
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KMET JUNE PART 2: Slap her Down Again Pa, Chew Tobacco Rag, Life Begins at Forty, Get Your Biscuits in the Oven, Our Child, Disco Elephant, Star Trek Blues, Play my Song Dr. Demento, Disco Trek, Dodgers vs. Reds, Beatles Christmas Record, Legends of the U.S. Titanic Jun 12, 1977
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KMET JUNE PART 1: Tomcat Blues, Fab Four Interview, Breakfast Conversation, Am I High?, Story of the W.C., We're Out of Sync, Everybody Works but Father, Gallopping Gormet, I Need Loving, Walter Wart, Wet Dream, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses?, Kong, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Jun 12, 1977
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NONSENSE 1646: Here's a perfect post-election tonic - two hours of total silliness and absolute nonsense! Nov 12, 2016
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DENTISTS: Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Winona's Song, Random Drug Testing, Stoned People, Suspenders, Fowl Wind, Ikey & Mikey, Almost Degraded, Andy the Dentist, Painless Dentist, Cavity Search, Dentist, Harry Potter, God is In, Sounds of Sinus, D & D Jan 12, 2003
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SUMMER: Summertime Summertime, All Grown up in California, Summertime Blues, There's a Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I Ran Over All the Smurfs, Martian Hop, Handsome Harry the Hipster, Rank Chick, America my Kind of Town, Slum Goddess, Babies, World is Mine, Crumbling Stumbleweed, Maverick, Yuppie Love, Boogie in your Butt May 26, 1985
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016
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SHOT OF THE DAY: Trip to Jurassic Park, Gilligan's Island Stairway, Spam, Shuddup You Face, Reggae Popeye, Teenage Lobotomy, Suicide Hotline, Bicycle Seat, King Tut, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, I'm the Slime, Happy Boy, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Intergalactic Laxative, Gorilla Radio Aug 6, 2001
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts. Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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KMET PART 2 ELVIRA INTERVIEW: Annie Logan Eat Your Heart Out, T.V. Age, Elvira's Theme, Monster Mash, Cemetary Girls, Blob, Moral Majority, I Got it from Agnes, Do Re Me, Horse Feathers, Talking Baseball, Existential Blues Valley Guy, Valley Dudes, I Love Rocky Road, Valley Girl Jul 18, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Bang Bang Lulu, It's Good to be the King, Hey Mr. Lifeguard, Horace the Swinging School Bus Driver, Enough is Enough, Slipped Disc, Punks Get Off the Grass, Beatle Rap, Alternative Miss L.A., Ode to Mr. Spock, Shaving Cream, Reagan Speaks for Himself, New York's All Right if You Like Saxophones Jul 18, 1982
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016
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Football, Dirty Old Man, Slap Her Down Again, Pasties & G-String, Little Arrows, Hole in the Bucket, I Like Girls, Ballad of the Everyday Housewife, Blob, Straight Talk about the Blues, My Dog Has Fleas, Good Night Batman, Yiddish Charleston, Cheesecake, Deteriorata, Lumberjack Song, They're Coming to Take me Away Nov 21, 1976
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JAZZ: Earache my Eye, Universal Adjective, Old Man Gipper, What's it Like to be You?, Jewish Rapper, I Think I'm a Clone Now, You Rascal You, I'm Hip, Give me That Wine, Matzoh Balls, Psychopathia Sexualis, Benny's from Heaven, Mr. Roberts, Crepitation Contest, I Hate When That Happens, Birdhouse in my Soul, Car Phone Mar 25, 1990
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016
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KMET PART TWO: True Legend of Jesse James, No Money Down, Classified, Stars & Stripes Forever, Bang Gunleigh, Trip Two, Star Trek Blues, Take a Lei, By Request Edwin Garvey, San Francisco Blues, Hey Shirley, Springtime for Hitler, Cheese Shop, Chocolate Toenails, Twilight Gallery, Hot Nuts Nov 7, 1976
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KMET PART ONE: Snootful of Snow, Ford/Hoover Coincidence, Hillbilly in the White House, Peanuts, No No, Loch Ness Monster, Bicarbonate of Chicken, Here Come the Fleas, Weather Forecast, Another Puff, How Sweet to be an Idiot, World's First Jewish Country Singer, Yogi, Oliver Twist, I'm a Specialist Nov 7, 1976
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RANDOM 1641: This week we have 33 delightfully demented discs picked at random, plus a tribute to Oscar Brand. Oct 8, 2016
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MARRIAGE: Underwear Song, Mastiff, Chug-a-lug, Hole in the Bucket, Harry's Wand, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Kill the Rabbit, Harry Potter, Lion & Albert, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Love & Marriage, I Got a Wife, D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Defenders of Marriage, Elements, Tribal Council, If I Had the Copyright Jun 6, 2004
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Let it All Hang Out, Enough is Enough, I'd Rather be Dead, Too Darn Hot, Valley Dudes, Hey Mr. Lifeguard, Bishop on the Landing, I Want to Kill You, Bang the Mo Slowly, It's Good to be the King, Story of the W.C., Wildwood Weed, Teenage Lobotomy, Nice, Bras on 45, Dead Puppies Aug 8, 1982
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016
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KMET PART TWO: Don't Bogart Me, My Doctor, TOONS INTERVIEW, Tempts Jam, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Song of the Masochist, Sewey Hole, Elizabeth & Richard, Lone Psychiatrist, Shaving Cream, Smoke Smoke Smoke, Twilight Bone, Sixpence, Doctor's Philosopher, Louise, Ayatollah, Me & my Vibrator Jan 27, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: Weather Forecast, Noah, Nobody Tells the U.S. What to Do, Draft Blues, Jogging Song, Medicine Ball, Maggie, Walk on the Kosher Side, I Came in my Best Sunday Suit, I Lost it in the Parking Lot, Benevolent Oil, Golden Globe Award, Fearless Dwight, Urban Spaceman Jan 27, 1980
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016
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Mixed up Confusion, Birds and Bees, Elements, Rutabaga Boogie, Too Fat Polka, I Got no Common Sense, Twilight Gallery, Martian Modulation, Martian Hop, Looking for the Stars, Elizabeth and Richard, Mysterious Mose, Naked Man, Pinto Pony, Idiot Dunce, Rutles for Sale, What me Worry?, Harv Kirshner, Beat on the Brat, Disco Duck Nov 14, 1976
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KMET LIVE: Gilligan's Island Stairway, El Monte, Eddie are you Kidding?, Bonanza, Undress Vanessa, Sixpence, Old Black Magic, Beat me Tonight, Circular Impression, In the Mood, Policeman's Rap, I Gotta Get a Fake ID, Alphabet Song, Smoke-Off, Existential Blues Part 2, 99 Dead Baboons, Spliceway to Heaven, Edna, Candy Wrapper Jun 2, 1985
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE 1638: The world is full of obnoxious people-jerks, idiots, doofuses, buttheads, bastards, and a**holes. Especially a**holes. Fortunately, all those obnoxious people have inspired a whole lot of hilarious songs and comedy bits, and we'll hear some of the best on this show. Rated PG-13 ("a**hole" is not bleeped on the show). Sep 17, 2016
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO: Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want You for Christmas, Mommy Won't You Buy a Baby Brother, I Want a Beatle for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Chipmunk Song, Merry Old Philosopher, Chincy old Scrooge, Ho Ho Ho, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo, Santa Came Home Drunk, Pancho Claus, Santa and the Touchables, Be Bop Santa Claus Dec 21, 1975
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE: Night Before Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Merry Christmas You Suckers, Chickens are in the Chimes, Jingle Bells, Here Comes Santa Claus, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Santa's Beard, 77 Santas, Sock it to me Santa, Santafly, Happy Hairy Hippy Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse's Christmas Party Dec 21, 1975
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016
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THE YEAR 1977: Doctor Song, Like a Surgeon, North County Tragedy, Magic Minivan, Sea of Grass, Getting Raptured, Full Monty, Star Wars, Excuse Me, Telephone Man, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, Devil Went to Jamaica, Girls Don't Fart Nov 8, 1998
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Merry Minuet, Day at the Beach, Butthead Rap, Bonanza, Spam, Timothy, Coming Back for More, Just to Feed my Dog, Rusty Chevrolet, My Two Front Teeth, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Ice Ice Baby, Werecow, Domino Death Jul 21, 1991
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LABOR DAY 1636: Once again this Labor Day weekend we have songs about working (and not working!) Here are a whole lot of our favorites, plus a short tribute to Gene Wilder. Rated PG-13. Sep 3, 2016
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PART TWO: Cigarette Butt in the Toilet of Love, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, School Cafeteria, Matza Man, Big Jog, Cruel Shoes, Ernest, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Little Priest, Purple People Eater, Wet T-shirt Night, My Bologna Sep 16, 1979
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PART ONE: My Bologna, Back to School Again, Ukelele Blues, Party Doll, Cocaine Bill, Dying Business, Smog Bound, Smoking Reefers, Louie Louie, Gasoline Gus, Accordion School, Freaker's Ball, Ode to Gary Coleman, Robin Hood Sep 16, 1979
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016
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Suzy Cockroach, Sweet Violets, Banana Oil, Snatch & Grab it, Be Prepared, You Got Trouble, Small Fry, Pepino, Humphrey the Camel, Come up & See me Sometime, Smut, I Said my Nightshirt, Mountain Dew Blues, Big Noise from Winnetka, Lumberjack Song, Shaving Cream Nov 7, 1976
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SKI PARTY: Earthquake Song, Hanukah Rocks, Christmas Balls, One on the Right is on the Left, Partying Kangaroos, Smurf City, Plastic Jesus, Engineer's Rap, Chiller, Equipment Check, Super Skier, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Christmas at Ground Zero, I Like Dec 4, 1988
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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KMET PART 2: Handful of Keys, You Can't get a Man with a Gun, Cable Car Concerto, Freeway Song, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Merry Minuet, Zilch, Nixon's the One, Where did Robinson Crusoe Go?, Think you Need a Shot, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Split Level Head, Vatican Rag, Eleanor Rigby, Bilbo Baggins (MONO ONLY) Apr 14, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Last Home Run, Bow Legged Woman, Hot Dog Blues, Some Little Bug, Little Red Riding Hood, 50 Million Frenchmen Can't be Wrong, I'm no Angel, Francis the Talking Mule, New Hope Blues, Hell's Bells, Spanish Weed, Auctioneer, How to Learn to Dance, Lion & Albert, Frankie & Johnny, Wise Little Hen (MONO ONLY) Apr 14, 1974
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016
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