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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Tale of the Ticker, Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Tick Tock Sick, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Evil Boll Weevil, Little More Gauze, Tennessee Waltz, Shuffle off to Buffalo, Dueling Tubas, Davy's Dinghy, Chipmunk Song, Hoppy Gene & Me, Los Angeles, Hot Dog Boogie, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Moose on the Loose, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Chewing Gum, Go West Young Man, All Right Louie Drop the Gun, One Meat Ball, Crusher, My Son the Vampire, Boa Constrictor, Late Late Movies, El Monte, Beans, Ugly Child, Sweet Violets, Smoke on the Water, Hard Day's Night (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974
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RANDOM 1832: This is basically one of the "random choice" shows the Doctor likes to do once a year or thereabouts. He did tinker with this one a little bit, with a set featuring songs from the first year the show was on the air, and one on the evolution of the 1960 hit single "Mule Skinner Blues." Aug 11, 2018
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THE YEAR 1971: We are the Worms, Baby Snakes, Don't Send in the Clowns, Old Philosopher, Flying Saucers, Fur Coat, Talking Again, I Got a Wife, Thorazine Shuffle, Dave, Ajax Liquor Store, Fat Man's Prayer, I Think We're all Bozos on the Bus, My Pants go Down, South Park Junkie Apr 12, 1998
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Sunday Driving, Acapulco Gold, Refugee, Old Man Atom, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Frozen Logger, Miss Piggy for President, I Saw a UFO Last Night, New Wave, Intro & Outro, We are the Nowtunes, Open me First, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Disco Sucks, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 3, 1980
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1831: This show features another hour of live performances recorded during tapings of the Dr. Demento Show from the 1970s to the 2000's with Weird Al, Henry Phillips, T-Bone Stankus and more (it's a sequel to the April 14, 2018 episode) plus sets about strangeness, August, and Azusa. Rated PG-13 for occasional expletives. Aug 4, 2018
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Feb. 15 93 to Mar. 12 93): Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rock Stars, Lady I Know, You Were Speeding, Bathroom on the Right, George Washington, Reggae Popeye, Smoke, 2000-year-old Man, Scotsman, Lane Experts, His Majesty the Policeman, Delivery, Africa, Mick Jagger at 49, Battered Plants, Fatal Beatings, Should Pads, Frazzled, Driving Feb 15, 1993
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Any Ice Today Lady, Westward Ho, Chinese Nights, Smoking Reefers, Wet Dream, Lay in the Hay, Snatch and Grab It, Get a Load of This, Small Busted Women, Time Warp, Masochism Tango, Rubber Duckie, Son of Irving, Making Love in a Subaru, King Tut Jun 18, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Duke of Prunes, Drowning in the Surf, Father's Day, My Father, Leader of the Laundromat, Leaping Lesbians, What a Funny Place to Kiss a Girl, Burping Bird, Camelot, Mammary Glands, Civilization, Man Who Comes Around, Butcher Pete, Oh Mama Jun 18, 1978
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SPOKEN 1829: Here's Part 2 of our Spoken Word Spectacular, with more all-time classics and forgotten favorites! Note: several expletives used in non-sexual contexts, mostly in the Eddie Murphy track. Jul 21, 2018
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Rock 'n' Roll Hell, Hard Day's Night, Piggy in the Middle, Old Diet Blues, Laughing Policeman, Dr. Freud, Total Nudity, It's in the Book, Breakfast Conversation, Wowie Zowie, Japanese Banana, Shishkebob, Chaos, King Tut, Hospitality Blues, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 4, 1978
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: 12 Gifts of Christmas, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, Rusty Chevrolet, Chimney Song, I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas, Money for Christmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa's Moving on, Frosty the Dopeman Dec 23, 1990
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: She Loves You, I Want my Baby Back, Dr. Demento theme, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Cow Pasture Polka, Johnny Got a Yo Yo, Man Who Comes Around, Farming, Fog on the Hudson, Polly Wolly Doodle, Knockers up, Let it All Hang Out, Doing What Comes Naturally Feb 18, 1973
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KMET PART ONE: Snatch & Grab it, Feuding Banjos, Elmer & the Bear, Freddy the Freshman, Queen of the House, Little White Duck, What a Crazy Guy, Diddie wa Diddie, Peter Piper, Dead Skunk, Clap your Hands, Ling Ting Tong, Hospitality Blues (MONO ONLY) Feb 18, 1973
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RELIGION 1827: Our topic this week is Religion. Funny songs about a serious subject! Plus Barnes & Barnes' new song about our Great Leader. This show is rated PG-13; includes the uncensored "Religion and Politics" in the final set. Jul 7, 2018
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ALCOHOL: 500 Miles, What I like about Booze, Eat me I'm Danish, Riddler, Stalking, Trial of the Century, Born to be Wild, There was a Fungus among us, Hell I'd Go, Three Jolly Coachmen, Gentry's Gin, In Heaven There is no Beer, I'm a Squid, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Aug 6, 1995
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CHIPMUNKS INTERVIEW: Chocolate, Wet T-shirt Night, I like Food, Jogger's Song, Hi-Fi Blues, Black Lassie, E.T.'s Adventures in L.A., Whip It, Witch Doctor, Japanese Banana, Alvin's All-Star Chipmunk Bank, Stallone Again Naturally, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Icebox Man, I Love Rocky Road Aug 22, 1982
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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AIRPLANES 8329: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Blister in the Sun, Boobs a Lot, Bowlegged Woman, Nose Job, Gumby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, It Came from Outer Space, I Write the Songs, I Found a Peach, Never Swat a Fly, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, My Body the Car, Airplane Song, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, Lucky Lindy, I Lost my Heart on a 747, Scotsman, Bras on 45 Jul 17, 1983
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ELVIS 8332: Boogie, Smoke two Joints, Fighter Pilot, Let's Cut a Record, Navy Gets the Gravy, Mutiny in the Mess Hall, Shiny Shiny, This Old Heart, When the Crabgrass Blooms Again, Rubber Duckie, You Don't Bring me Flowers, My Boy Elvis, Elvis for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Elvis & his Boss, Elvis Imitator, Boogie in your Butt, I Love Rocky Road, My Dead Dog Rover Aug 7, 1983
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018
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King Tut, Istanbul not Constantinople, Beam me up Scotty, Weather Forecast, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Dance of the Hours, Can you Dig it, Sweet Transvestite, Freckle Song, Bird on my Head, Pet Shop, Transfusion, Who's on First, Hamster Love May 28, 1978
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Fat Man's Prayer, I Get Weird, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, Dragnet Goes to Kinderarten, Gipper Gate Blues, New Philosopher, Home Team won the Toss, Der Fuehrer's Face, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Seven Words you can Never Say on TV, Bubble Gum Medley, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Hip to be Bare Jan 18, 1987
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NONSENSE 1824: Another fine mess of arrant (or errant) nonsense, plus a Dr. Demento salute to Father's Day and real good stuff about robots, outer space and such. (Rated PG-13.) Jun 16, 2018
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KMET CHRISTMAS PART 2: Collegiate, Fraternity Blues, College Life, No Flies on Auntie, Monster's Holiday, Why Don't You go Home for Christmas, Jezebel, Light my Fire, Animal, Hot Nuts, Sarah in a Shoeshine Shop, It's Christmastime Once Again, Night Before Christmas, Witch's Christmas, Paralyzed, It's a Gas, Christmas Balls, Twelve Days of Christmas Dec 24, 1972
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KMET CHRISTMAS PART 1: Walking to Missouri, Santa Claus is Coming to Town, Futuristic Christmas Tree, I Remember Yule, Game Plan to Beat Miami, Coming Down the Chimney, Silent Night, Christmas Dragnet, Big Noise from Winetka, Pink Champagne, Marijuana Boogie, Frosty the Snowman, Leave the Dishes in the Sink, I Want You for Christmas, I Saw Mommy do the Mambo Dec 24, 1972
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COMMERCIALS 1823: We got more requests for this week's show than I've seen for any show in year...so here they are, more than an hour of Fake Commercials and other satirical songs and sketches inspired by TV and radio ads. Plus two-wheel transportation, and more freaky fishy songs. Jun 9, 2018
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JIM INFANTINO INTERVIEW: Smoke That Cigarette, Random Drug Testing, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Stress, I Guess I'm a Butt Head, Pants, Bang the Mo Slowly, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Smoking in the Boy's Room, No Smoking, Another Puff, Cigarette Blues, You Can Play my Sega, Smoke Off Jan 8, 1995
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Loving You Has Made me Bananas, Nuns, Smokey Joe's Cafe, We Didn't See a Thing, Siamese Cat, No News, Little Green Men, Candid Phone, Freckle Song, Bumble Boogie, Australia, Duncan, My Friend Jason, Boogie in your Butt, Rapping Rodney, Curly Shuffle Jan 8, 1984
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DEMENTIA FROM THE EIGHTS 1822: We celebrate some "8" years - 1948, 1958 (big year for novelty hits), 1968 (50 years ago!), 1978 (another banner year for Demented music), 1998 and 2008. Jun 2, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Music Sex & Cookies, Chew Tobacco Rag, Killer Fish Sticks, Shishkebob, Motherly Love, My Mammy, Valley Girl, Dallas, Whip it, Hawaiian War Chant, Take off, Existential Blues, Pacman Cleaver, Be Preapred, Dead Puppies May 9, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Big Balls, Mr. Baker the Undertaker, I Had Sex with Pacman, On the Amazon, Trouble with Klingons, Stallone Again, Mother Song, Disco Tech, Laurel & Hardy, Mummy, Beatniks, Battle of New Orleans, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Ca Plane Pour Moi May 9, 1982
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TOP TEN 1821: The Top Ten for May, plus summertime songs (including fishin' favorites, and a nice long First Hour Free-for-all. May 26, 2018
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NAKED: Streakin' USA, Naked Man, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Bicycle Wreck, Beep Beep, Psycho, Grandpa's Grave, Marie Provost, Sweet Violets, Golfing Blues, Nobody's Business, Horrible Breath, Don't Jump off the Roof, Funeral, Feelings, I Want my Baby Back, Them Moose Goosers May 21, 1978
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TOM DREESEN INTERVIEW: New Year's Resolutions, Ape Call, Born under a Bad Sign, Pinhead Will Survive, Love Hog, Cowboy Rap, Human Race, Elvis Has Just Left the Building, Changing Neighborhoods, Making Love in a Subaru, Smoker 'til I Die, I'm not Afraid of Cancer, 9 Coronas, Universal Adjective, Do the Bartman Jan 6, 1991
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HORROR/DYLAN 1820: Another double feature this week - TV Horror Hosts, from Vampira to Elvira, plus Dylan imitations like "Polka Dot Undies" and "Green Eggs and Ham." Special added attractions: Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Parody Song, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. May 19, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Rye Whiskey, Willie the Weeper, I Got Caught in the Washing Machine, Supermarkets, Demolition Disco, Streakin USA, Je Taime, Papa's on the Housetop, Friendship, I'd Like to be a Cow in Switzerland, Gumball Wizard, Pizza Song, Third Base Bag, Star Trip May 15, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Cocaine Bill, Dirty old Man, Mysterious Mose, Ocean Roll, Tennessee Birdwalk, Dirty Love, Kids are too Small, Donald Where's your Trousers, Little Blue Riding Hood, Doughnut Song, Cupcakes, Sgt. Flag & Sgt. Quirt, Wild Thing, Harry Safari, Winestoned Plowboy May 15, 1977
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MOVIES & MOTHERS 1819: Double feature today -- Demented Film Favorites + a Demented salute to Mother's Day. Special added attractions - the Logan Awards nominees for Original Comedy Song, and Eric Idle's newly updated FCC Song. (This has explicit language, as does the final Logan nominee). May 12, 2018
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FOLK MUSIC: Merry Minuet, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, No Smoking, Needle Boy, Successful Vegetarian, Pass the Udder Udder, O.J. Song, Pistol to me, Hole in the Bucket, Blood Sucking Postman, Blue Tail Fly, Ollie Ollie off Scott Free, One on the Right is on the Left, Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Sensitive New-age Guys, Down with V-E-G Aug 7, 1994
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PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC: Bird on my Head, L.S. Bumblebee, Dead Russian Leaders, Great Pretender, Boomer the Bass Grunge, Desilu, Why Can't I Dance with Phil Donahue, Shower Song, Driving Instructor, Tomorrow Never Knows, LSD-25, Acid Test, See Emily Play, Help I'm a Rock, Journey to the Center of your Mind, Dentist, Gipper Gate Blues, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Mar 22, 1987
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I WANT 1818: Here's Part 2 of our exploration of the world of human desire -- in other words, two dozen "I Want"/"I Wanna"/"I Wish"-type songs. Other topics include smells (good and bad) and the Ford Motor Co. (in honor of all the cars they won't make any more). May 5, 2018
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DOC ON KUSC CLASSICAL: Hallelujah, Masochism Tango, Elderly Man River, Ying Tong Song, Word Crimes, Silly Walks, Fake Adult, Pico & Sepulveda, Laughing Record (ONE HOUR ONLY) Dec 31, 2014
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TOP TEN 1817: The Top Ten for April 2018, plus a half hour of funny fat songs, four famous mashups, and a brand new song (first in many years) by Ogden Edsl. Apr 28, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Jesus was a Rock & Roller, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Prononced Normal, TV Mama, Boogie, Laryngitis, I'm so Glad, Spam, Armpits, Big Balls, Suicide is Painless, Disco Toilet, Yoda, It's a Gas, Existential Blues Apr 26, 1981
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KMET PART 1: Chew Tobacco Rag, Destruction of San Francisco, Let's all Have Another Beer, Perrier Junkie, Gob on You, Mediocre Fred, Sales Pitch, Press Conference, Yoda, Beach Boys Medley, Qualudes Again, Mercury Blues, Close to You, Beautiful Eggs, Bald Head Apr 26, 1981
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EARTH DAY 1816: We celebrate Earth Day with a maximum of musical laughter and a minimum of guiltmongering! Also songs about Facebook, going back to 2009, and a couple by Second City's new comedy music star Robbie Ellis. Apr 21, 2018
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Guitarzan, Alvin's Orchestra, Clone of my Own, Tall People, Marvin, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Hold the Mustard, New Math, Fred the Head, Delicious, Pencil Neck Geek, Martian Hop, Ballad of Irving, Dead Puppies May 14, 1978
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CARS: Bird on my Head, Get a Haircut Dad, Kookie Lend me your Comb, Monster Rap, Ballad of Bethnal Green, Mama get your Hammer, Biological Weapons, Pizza Face, Radio Shack, I Like Gumby, Can't get my Motor to Start, Australian Motor Insurance Claims, She Drives like Crazy, Hey Rocky Oct 15, 1989
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1815: By request here's some music you won't find elsewhere, for the most part: performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000s. Lots of new songs and requests in the first hour. Apr 14, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Reefer Man, Royal Festival Hall Concert, Stuck on You, Man on page 602, Wild Bill Hiccup, Automobile Song, Merry Minuet, Clementine from New Orleans, Spam, Cement Mixer, Football Results, Covina, Mr. Jaws, Waffle Whiffer, Detroit City, I Owe a lot to Iowa pot Jan 4, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Alliance for Progress, Stars & Stripes, Santa Jaws, Hold Tight, My old Flame, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Wanuts, Hello DJ, Everybody's Making it Big but me, Middle of the House, Columbus Discovers America, Argument Clinic, Q-5, Hi Guys, You Got your Baby Back Jan 4, 1976
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SPOKEN COMEDY 1814: This week the emphasis is on "crazy comedy" as I bring you 90+ minutes of spoken comedy -- standup, sketches, and some that are hard to classify, but no singing! (Except in the first half hour, where among other things we'll salute Tom Lehrer's 90th birthday!) note: "Religion and Politics" (both versions) and the two Richard Pryor tracks have some highly explicit language. Apr 7, 2018
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MEN: Stout-hearted Men, I Like Men Big & Stupid, Song of the Sewer, Honeymooner's Rap, Little Prince, There was a Fungus Among us, I like Boys, Two White Boys from New Jersey, Fish Song, Second Week of Deer Camp, Sensitive New-age Guys, Power Tools, Beer in my Underwear, Put Another Log on the Fire, Be Prepared, Speed, Stairway to Heaven Mar 21, 1993
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JONATHAN & DARLENE EDWARDS INTERVIEW: I get Weird, Doggy Doo, Mickey Mouse, Hooked on Henny, Video Games, Annie Logan eat your Heart out, Snack Attack, Beep Beep, Bicycle Seat, Staying Alive, You Belong to me, Jolly Jo, Bodine Brown, Beatle Rap, Pacman Fever, Beer Hunter, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies May 2, 1982
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TOP TEN/EASTER/APRIL FOOLS 1813: This week's show is packed with pleasure! I've got the Top Ten, plus bunny, egg and chocolate songs for Easter, and we'll also celebrate April Fools. We'll see who gets fooled by those. Mar 31, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Winestoned Plowboy, Bury me in my Shades, When Hippies get Older, Judy in Disguise, Back Door Man, Greta Don't Come, Drongo, High Water, Ben Over Ayatollah, Doggy Doo, Baby Likes Burping, Do YOu Think I'm Disco, Have Many Times Have I Ayatollah, Mr. Bill (MONO ONLY) Feb 24, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: It's a Gas, Cheesecake, Walter Cronkite, Where's Captain Kirk, Numbers, Boogie on your Face, Foodophobia, walter Wart, Buzz the Fuzz, Smelling like a Rose, Sports Page, College Medley, When I was a Lad, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Thank you Canada (MONO ONLY) Feb 24, 1980
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MARIJUANA 1812: Today's topic is marijuana. Many stations were very nervous about that subject! A lot of these songs were heard nowhere else and became cherished favorites on the Dr. Demento Show. They don't make songs like these anymore...remember those crazy daze on this week's show. Mar 24, 2018
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Der Fuehrer's Face, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Custer, I Love Me, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, I've Never Seen a Straight Banana, Cohen on the Telephone, Hello This isn't Anna, Dirty Don, Chula Vista, Gumball Wizard, Lumberjack Song, Hamster Love May 7, 1978
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THE FRANTICS: Super Skier, Curly Shuffle, Contra Rap, Dog Ball, You Stink but I Love You, Laugh and be Happy, Good Morning Vietnam, Golden Globe Award, She Grabbed my Coconuts, New Age Blues, You Were Speeding, Human Race, Roman Numerals, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Puka, Boot to the Head, 9 Coronas Jan 24, 1988
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GREEN 1811: Our St. Patrick's Day show is extra green this year because it actually debuts on St. Patrick's Day, March 17! Also featured: bumper stickers, the Galaxy Song, the Kids of Widney High and more WLUP memories. Mar 17, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Fash, Let's do it, Naughty Lola, Pub with no Beer, Cocaine Blues, Jitterbug, Los Angeles Los Angles, Stick it Stuff it Shove it, Sweet Violets, Roll Your Leg Over, Mercedes Benz, Highly Illogical, Jesus is Easy, Don't Bang on the Piano, Soda Jerk, Bowling on the Green, Sidewalk Surfing Jun 22, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Let's do it, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, She's Gone Bald, Lenny Frog, There was a Fungus Among us, Viper Mad, Another Puff, Boomerang, Masochism Tango, Johnny's Yo-Yo, Swimming Song, Battle of Kookamunga, Can't Afford no Shoes, Walk Right in, Privvy Song, Fertilizer, How Much is that Hound Dog in the Window Jun 22, 1975
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PLACES WE LIVE 1810: Today's topic is hotels, motels, condominiums and other places we live in! In the first hour I'll catch up on some requests, play a song by an artist saluted in a recent Trump tweet, and say farewell to WLUP (The Loop), our Chicago home for 20+ years. Mar 10, 2018
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MOVIES: Galaxy Song, Bugs, Minnie the Moocher, White Collar Hollar, Microsoft Word, Ajax Liquor Store, Traffic Lights, Psycho Chicken, Dry Bones, Because You're You, When I See an Elephant Fly, Knights of the Round Table, Sweet Transvestite, Late Late Movies Part 2, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Curly Shuffle, Cow Patti, Wet Dream Jan 15, 1995
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LAZLO & GARY INTERVIEW: Crusher, No Anchovies, Do You Brush your Teeth, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hole in the Bucket, Mr. Jaws, Strip Polka, Super Skier, Comedy Tonight, Nails, Machines, My Boss is Lazy, Oooh Don't Touch That, I Got it from Agnes, Harry's Jockstrap, Safe Sex Report, Mrs. Fletcher, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Yakety Yak, Fish Heads Nov 18, 1990
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POSSESSIONS 1809: Our topic today is things we possess...cars, appliances, guitars, organs (and other body parts), cats, dogs, other people, anything we say "I have" or "I got" about, or use the possessive "my." Even Dr D was surprised at how many funny songs there are about such things. Mar 3, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Bad Dog, Pizza's Revenge, Clark & Lois, John & Marsha, Put the Bone in, Dropouts March, Books Jumped up, He Put a Bar in the Back of his Car, Tattooed Lady, Dirty Mother for You, Free Mexican Air Force, Piggies, Hippity Hop, Monster Rash, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Bald Headed Woman, Fish Heads, High School Gym, Titties and Beer Feb 25, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: I'm am Whale, Three Little Fishes, They're Here, Highly Illogical, Dead Cat on the Line, It's in the Book, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Cigarette Song, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Since my Canary Died, Cheese Shop, Physician, Vitamins Hormones & Pills, Crazy People, Man with New Radio, Feelings, Rub a Dub Dub, Moon Crash, Cocaine Blues Feb 25, 1979
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I WANT 1808: No matter how much we have, there are always things that we want...food, clothing, a new duck, to be something we're not, to be loved...and those wants have inspired a lot of songs! We'll hear some this week, along with the Top Ten for February. Feb 24, 2018
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PROCTOR & BERGMAN INTERVIEW: My Dingaling, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, Ape Call, Flu Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Me & Bobby McGee, Banana Boat, God Save the Queen, Saturday Night Gun Mart, Say We're Sweethearts Again, Boobs a Lot, Doggy Doo, Deteriorata Apr 30, 1978
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KMET LIVE: Ayatollah, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Sunny, Fresh Garbage, Big Cockroach, Hooked on Polkas, Fairfax Ave., His Rocking Horse Ran Away, Martian March, Dodgers Song, Sideboard Song, I'm Tough, 99 Dead Baboons, Yoda, Candy Wrapper, Existential Blues Jun 23, 1985
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LOVE 1807: Valentine's Day may be over, but love goes on...This week, by popular demand, songs **about** love...including some anti-love songs, one of which got three times as many requests last week as any of the "I Love You" songs! Some first-hour free-for-all too. Rated PG-13, some language in the last set. Feb 17, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Normal, My Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, All I Owe to Iowa, What we Grow in Mexico, Come Streak with Me, Ying Tong Song, One Meatball, Nixon's the One, Tricky Dicky, Birthday Cake Polka, Bilbo Baggins, Light Up, Bounce Your Boobies, Everything's Alright, Hello DJ, Transfusion, Son of Irving, Nixorcist (MONO ONLY) Mar 24, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Drunkard's Waltz, Cocktails for Two, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Johnny Appleseed, Barney Google, Davy's Dinghy, Casey at the Bat, Intoxicated Rat, Eat your Spinach, Three Little Fishes, Ballad of Rick Nelson, How's your Bird, Mother's Lament, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, Freckle Song, Chew Tobacco Rag (MONO ONLY) Mar 24, 1974
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LOVE 1806: There are lots of ways to say I Love You! Hear the funniest, most Demented ways on this week's new show, just in time for Valentine's Day. Feb 10, 2018
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CARTOONS: Beep Beep, Car Noises, Hamster Love, Potato, Demented News 10th Anniversary, Lizzie Borden, TV Guy, 3-Legged Man, Save the Beer, Margaritas, Boobs a Lot, Woody Woodpecker, Cartoon Hell, Get off the Phone and Drive, Cows with Guns, In my Country, Star Wars Cantina Mar 9, 1997
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Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mediocre Fred, Disco Sucks, Grandpa Funk, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Honky Tonk Night Train Blues, Never Smile at a Crocodile, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Uncle Buddy, Johnny Carson, Who's on First, Fish Heads, Fruit Song Jul 22, 1979
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BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 1805: Boyfriends and girlfriends in the spotlight this time! Also some crazy car tunes, a Shelley Berman classic, and a few words about the National Comedy Center set to open this summer. Feb 3, 2018
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PART TWO KMET: Cactus in my Y Fronts, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Ogden Edsel Serial #1, Hello this isn't Anna, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, Piggy in the Middle, Old Payola Roll Blues, Consumer, My Name is Larry, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Play my Song Doctor, Sweet Transvestite Mar 12, 1978
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PART ONE KMET: Loving you has Made me Bananas, Feelings, Pussy, Hockey Here Tonight, Inflationary Language, Benny the Bouncer, Bedtime Story, Tall People, Barely White, 51 Beers, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?, Blob, Powerhouse, Bicycle Wreck Mar 12, 1978
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TROPICAL 1804: Today I have some tropical tunes for everyone who needs a break from winter - and two (count 'em) two Top Ten countdowns! (The regular one and an irregular one). Jan 27, 2018
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TRAGIC ROCK: Discotech, Tito the Mosquito, King Tut Strut, Mother Goose on the Loose, $60 Duck, Elements, L.S. Bumblebee, Hawaiian Lei Song, Alabama Song, Day I Died, Teen Angel, Tell Laura I Love Her, Last Kiss, I Want my Baby Back, Three Stars, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Who's on First, Ballad of Irving Apr 23, 1978
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LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Merry Minuet, Terrorism, Call any Vegetable, Life in the Slaw Lane, Do the W-2, H&R Crock, Three Mile Island, Big Ten-inch Record, Joe the Love Potato, Cheapest Tattoo, Richter Scale, I Ain't Got Nobody, Halfway to Heaven, I Wanna be a Cowboy, Take off, Rap Around, Rock me Jerry Lewis (MONO ONLY) Apr 13, 1986
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RANDOM 1803: At many radio stations today, the music is selected by a carefully pre-programmed computer. About once a year Dr. D lets his computer do that. Of course his computer is not like other radio station computers, and he does double-check the selections to make sure they're suitably demented. Yes, it's another Random Choice show! Enjoy. Jan 20, 2018
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PART TWO KMET: Banjoino, Let me Lay it on You, Wet Dream, Keep on Truckin', 8th Wonder of the World, On Top of Spaghetti, Yes We Have no Bananas, Beep Beep, Transfusion, It Looks like Rain, Dragnet, It's a Gas, Smog, Ain't we Crazy, Elderly Man River, Everybody Wants my Fanny (MONO ONLY) Jan 14, 1973
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PART ONE KMET: We're Coming to your House, Witch Doctor, Split Level Head, Minnie the Moocher, Mechanical Man, Light my Fire, Oh Mr. Mitchell, C'est si Bon, Too Pooped to Pop, Champagne Cocktails, Chaos, Azusa, Very Square Dance, Goosepimples, Butcher Pete, Golf Papa (MONO ONLY) Jan 14, 1973
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COVERED IN PUNK 1802: Today we take the covers off "Dr. Demento Covered In Punk," with 13 tracks from the new Dr. Demento album released January 12! I'll also play some classic comedy songs **about** punk, like "Punk Polka" and "Punk Puppies," and some favorite double-entendre songs like "I Wanna Hot Dog For My Roll" and "My Girl's Pussy." (Rated PG-13 for those, plus a few f-words in one other song). Jan 13, 2018
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FISH: Coconut, Three Months Late, Crusher, Totally Nude, Yuppie Drone, Dead Animals, Elmer Litzinger, My Attorney Bernie, Fishing Blues, Hold Tight, Walleye, A Trout no Doubt, Mr. Jaws, Mermaid, Crabs Walk Sideways, Wet Dream, Roaches, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Mar 15, 1987
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YOUR SONGS: Monster Hash, Beans, Oops I Farted Again, Five Years, Bar Trek, Class of 2000, Harry's Jockstrap, Boy Named Sue, Tubular Boobular, Birdhouse in your Soul, I Like your Skin, What's the Ugliest Part of your Body, Viagra in the Waters, Chainsaw Juggler, Whistle Stop, Devil Went to Jamaica Oct 1, 2000
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ROBOTS/ATOMIC POWER 1801: We welcome 2018 with two special topics: Robots and Atomic Power (peaceful and otherwise). Listen and find out who the "friend" on "Delicious" by Jim Backus really was. Jan 6, 2018
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1989 FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN! Dec 31, 1989
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1988 FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN! Jan 1, 1989
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FUNNY 25 1752: The Funny 25 for 2017, plus some after-Christmas specials, and a couple items about "bad words." Dec 30, 2017
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MOTHER'S DAY: Riot in Cell Block #9, My Old Man, Motherly Love, Everybody's Got to Have a Mother, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Chicago, Mechanical Man, Cow Patty, Hot Dog Boogie, Siamese Cat Song, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Martian Hop, Tom Dooley, Mom Always Liked you Best, Yoda, Smoke-off May 8, 1983
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: My Name is not Merv Griffin, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, Dentist, Lock the Snackbar, Buffalo Gals, Whistle Bait, Marijuana Munchies, Jogger Song, Trouble with Klingons, My Dead Dog Rover, Scotsman Mar 13, 1983
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CHRISTMAS 1751: And here's our ultimate Christmas show for 2017! This year's last Christmas show, in other words. Lots & lots of requests - some unusual things along with the hits. Dec 23, 2017
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Intro & Outro, Feelings, Beep Beep, Sweet Transvestite, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You, Martini, 51 Beers, Inflationary Language, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Piggy in the Middle, Powerhouse, Old Payola Roll Blues, Pencil Neck Geek, Spam, Gumball Wizard Apr 9, 1978
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BRIAN BOWERS INTERVIEW: Laughing Gnome, Frosty the Dopeman, Naughty Lady of Shady Lane, OK for Radio, First I was a Hippie, Scotsman, Big Bang Theory, I Have Seen Your Aura, School's Out, Letters from Camp, Hello Muddah, Because You're You, Touch Yourself, Adam West Jun 11, 1989
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HANUKKAH/CHRISTMAS 1750: Here's the second of my three new holiday shows for 2017, with Hanukkah hits along with more funny Christmas songs old and new! Note: This show is not recommended for children, especially the last two segments. Dec 16, 2017
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Michael's Market, Watching all the Girls go By, Dragnet, Calling all Cars, I'm a Man, Wings, Turn me Loose, Just a Gigolo, Wayward Wind, Leader of the Laundromat, Surfin Bird, Hawaiian War Chant, Better Boop, Highway 61, Mojo Hand, Cocaine Habit, Over the Rainbow (MONO ONLY) Nov 5, 1972
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Hello Stranger, Freckle Song, They all Laughed, Kukla Fran & Ollie, Who's Gonna Win the Election, Senator Fishface, Shadow Knows, Say Man Back Again, Hurry on Down, Garbage Man, Los Angeles, Sidewalk Blues, William Tell Overture (MONO ONLY) Nov 5, 1972
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CHRISTMAS 1749: Here's my first Christmas show for 2017, "taped" this week for your Christmas & Hanukkah pleasure...a song for Kwanzaa too, and a couple for Krampus! The final segment is PG-13. Dec 9, 2017
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INSECTS: Reefer Song, Toxic Swamp, Women in Minivans, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, Stop Talking about Comic Books, Twinkies & Ding Dongs, Snot Nosed Rag, Man Song, Chiggers, Human Fly, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Talking Again Jul 5, 1998
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CLASSICAL: Martian Boogie, Light my Fire, You're Feet's too Big, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Chicken Song, Masochism Tango, Funky Gibbon, Argument, Blue Danube Waltz, End of a Symphony, Sugarplums, Beethoven's 5th, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Dentist Jan 25, 1987
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CHRISTMAS/RADIO 1748: We start slippin' into Christmas with two sets worth of holiday cheer...plus Part Two of our salute to radio and its rich and colorful history, and a salute to science with Weird Al and more. Dec 2, 2017
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KMET PART 2: I'd Like to be a Cow in Switzerland, Nuclear Waste, BOB DAVIS INTERVIEW, Train Kept Rolling, Plastic Jesus, Hooked on Henny, California Boys, Harvey & Sheila, Rhythm King, Cyclops, Video Games, Shock Treatment, Pac Man Fever, Nice, Take Off, Raspberry Song Apr 18, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Frontal Lobotomy, Space Invaders, My Name is not Merv Griffin, Sidewalk Surfing, Beans in my Ears, Red Hot Dog Women from Mars, Woodpecker, No Anchovies Please, Tainted Love, Disco Sucks, Rodeo Song, Swedish Western, Bodine Brown, Spider Boy, Shame and Scandal in the Family, Kinky Sex Apr 18, 1982
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TOP TEN 1747: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2017!) plus winter songs, lots of suggestions from the Dr D Facebook group, and a sneak preview of Weird Al's contribution to Dr Demento Covered In Punk! Nov 25, 2017
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Pet Shop, Chewy the Wookie Rookie, Matador, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Leader of the Laundromat, Rock & Roll Classroom, Los Angeles, Window Shopping, Pencil Neck Geek, Crusher, Cheese & Onions, Stardrek, Dead Puppies, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Marvin, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Apr 2, 1978
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HOWIE NAVE & LOOSE BRUCE KERR INTERVIEW: Whatever Happened to Eddie, Purple Haze, Oy it's so Humid, Hey Conductor, Cheese Head Song, I Want to be Catholic, Hot Dog Boogie, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Schnauzer, Don't Pet the Dog, Touch Yourself, They're Coming to Take me Away Aug 18, 1991
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THANKSGIVING 1746: Happy Thanksgiving everyone! My 2017 show has classics like Stan Freberg's "Take an Indian to Lunch" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song" plus some things I hadn't played before - thanks for the suggestions folks! Also a stack of "musical turkeys," so bad they're hilarious. Nov 18, 2017
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KMET PART 2: Whale Song, I Don't Know Why, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Fix your Watch, French Mistake, Stereo Sketch, Sugar Bush, What a Silly Place to Kiss a Girl, My Wife is on a Diet, Laughing Gnome, Joint Turned Brown, Looky Loos, Up Your Nose, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Bounce your Boobies Aug 14, 1977
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KMET PART 1: Mad Dogs & English Men, In the Summer Time, Black's Beach, Going Skinny Dipping, No Talent Hunt, Turn on your TV, I Love Lucy, Convertible Car, Redneck Hippie Romance, Homo Erectus, Here Come the Fleas, Rhythm of the Range, Cantina Band, Pet Shop, Moon Dog, Tiger Rag Aug 14, 1977
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HUNTING 1745: It's hunting season again. Controversial as that may be, it's inspired lots of funny songs and comedy over the years. Hear "The Second Week of Deer Camp," "Da Turdy Point Buck," "Hunting Tigers Out in Indiah" and lots more on this week's show, along with a special set for Veterans' Day. Nov 11, 2017
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THE YEAR 1976: Sinister Lunch Meat, Ginko & Tofu, Psycho Chicken, Rats in my Room, Vowel Movements, Junkfood Junkie, Disco Duck, 200 Candles, Convoy, I Want to Eat your Pudding, King Kong, Frame, One Piece at a Time, Belvedere Cruising, Star Drek, Shoulders of Freaks, Last Will and Temperment, Hey Godzilla Jun 28, 1998
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CARS: I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Split Level Head, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, My Name is not Merv Griffin, Punk Puppies, To Fernando with Love, Let's Make Lust, Lumberjack Song, Dead Skunk, Driving in my Car, Emergency on the Turnpike, Time Warp, School Days, Shaving Cream, Two Dreadful Children Sep 5, 1982
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TOP TEN 1744: The Top Ten for October, plus cows, pianos, a little obsolete technology, and a special set of novelty hits from other countries. Nov 4, 2017
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MORE SHOT OF THE DAY: Fat Man's Prayer, Who is it?, Cave Man, Car Phone, Grandma & the Crusher, Toast, Charlie Something, Circular Impression, Bulbous Bouffant, I'm not Home Right Now, I'm a Blonde, Wildwood Weed, Lakeside Trailer Park, I Farted Again, Let me Make you Smile in Bed Sep 3, 2001
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HALLOWEEN 1743: Here's Halloween 2017 - The Sequel. More haunted hits and creepy classics from yesterday, today and the land without time! Oct 28, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: I Can't Leave my Girl Behind, I Wanna Kiss Her, Hanukah Rocks, K-Tel Presents, Credit Card Song, Two Left Feet, I Put a Spell on You, Little Blue Man, Bloody Guts, My Heart Sings, Black & White, Time Warp, I Like, Commercials on 45, Coneheads, Shock Treatment Nov 15, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Rock & Roll Classroom, High Schol USA, Green Garden Hose, We're Having a Baby, Drink up, I Love Fruit, Mr. Medfly, Guilty Rag, Psychotherapy, Speechless, Five Minutes Morgan, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Inside Rock, Plexiglass Toilet, Is Your Mama Behind You? Nov 15, 1981
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HALLOWEEN 1742: Here's the first of two all-new Halloween shows for 2017. Dr. D got tons of requests this year, put them all in his magic cauldron, and brewed up a potent mix of looney tunes and scary melodies featuring a special tribute to Frankenstein. Rated PG-13. Oct 21, 2017
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Political Science, Popcorn Song, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Who's on First, Clean Song, Pickle in the Middle, Psycho, Springtime for Hitler, Timothy, Winstoned Plowboy, Wally Ballou, Old King Louie, Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind, There's a New Sound, Eric the Half Bee, Hamster Love, Spam, Ballad of Irving, They're Coming to Take me Away Mar 26, 1978
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HAWAII: Amazing Man, Pope on 45, Evil Boll Weevil, Mixed up Confusion, Contra Rap, My Attorney Bernie, Satellite Dish, Way You Make me Squeal, Hal & Lulu, She Grabbed my Coconuts, Stutter Rap, Give me Shades, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Everyone Does it in Hawaii, Loving You is Surfing You, Hawaiian Lei Song, Hawaiian War Chant, Elvis is Everywhere, Star Trekkin, Nine Coronas Jan 17, 1988
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TOBACCO 1741: Topical tobacco tunes this week. Not a cough in a carload! Guaranteed non-carcinogenic. Also some hairy songs about beards, and a Weird Al oddity from the Eastern Hemisphere. The Bo Carter and Allen Ginsberg pieces have some sexual innuendo. Oct 14, 2017
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KMET PART 2: When it's Tooth Picking Time in False Teeth Valley, Horrible Breath, Lonesome & Disgusted, Roger Steffans interview, Ja Lives, Chalice in the Palace, I See the Moon, Take us to Your President, Hot Dog Boogie, Vatican Rag, He Hit Me, Dream Dirty Dreams Aug 22, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Merry Minuet, Hot Rod Race, Speed Trap, So Long Mom, King's Navy, Santa Barbara Earthquake, Marvin, Specific Hospital, Teenage Mother, You're my Type, Them Poems, Bread and Gravy, Ronald the Roach, Trail of the Lonesome Pine Aug 22, 1976
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SPORTS 1740: Our topic today is sports - the Big Four plus a whole lot more. Lots of non-sports as well! Oct 7, 2017
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CANADA: 90's Song, Fabulous 50's, I Have to Kill You, Britney Zombie, Warm Leatherette, Energy Crisis, Take Off, Circular Impression, Morris the Moose, Rippy the Gator, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Quebec Language Police, Hockey Song, Toast, Fart in an Elevator, Scotsman Mar 23, 2003
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LOVE: I Love Onions, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Inflationary Language, Where's the Service, Galactic Personals, I Couldn't Spell !!*@!, Flip You like a Cheese Omelette, Frozen Embryos, Sagging Guts, Noriega, Guy from Panama, Tapeworm of Love, Love in Bloom, Neanderthal Man, I Love Lucy, Sorry Feb 11, 1990
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TOP TEN 1739: The Top Ten for September 2017, plus a pop-up special topic, a couple of Playboy songs in Hugh Hefner's memory, and other stuff you won't hear anywhere else. Sep 30, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Pet Shop, Temple City Kazoo Orchestra interview, My Sharona, Take off Your Clothes, Louie's Market, Marijuana Munchies, Piano Has Been Drinking, Interesting Facts, Psycho Chicken, Baby likes Burping, Mr. Bill, Hello I Love You Mar 9, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: Bird Bathroom, Hifi Blues, Dumb Blond, Numbers, Cinderella, School Cafeteria, Java Jive, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Please Please Me, In Russia, I Love Life, TV Ministry School, Johnny One Note, Fluffy Mar 9, 1980
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LIVE ON THE SHOW 1738: This show features over an hour's worth of music recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show, from the 1970s to the 2000's, featuring some of Dementia's biggest stars! Sep 23, 2017
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Cocktails for Two, Hello DJ, Davy's Dinghy, Mechanical Man, I'm the Slime, Elderly Man River, Lumberjack Song, On the Amazon, I Love your Toes, Bicycle Wreck, Some People Think Chickens Have Lips, Doggie Doo, Gumball Wizard, Making Love in a Subaru, Shaving Cream Mar 19, 1978
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LOVE SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Hunger is From, Inflationary Language, Where's the Service, Little Blue Man, I Love my Fruit, D-O-A, I Want my Baby Back, John Belushi, Silly Love Songs, Tapeworm of Love, Sweet Sue, Boogie, Je Taime, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Dueling Rappers Feb 11, 1990
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POLICE 1737: Having celebrated Crime and Punishment, we now salute people who have a lot to do with that...the police! Sep 16, 2017
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KMET PART 2 AN HOUR OF 78'S: You're not the Only Pebble on the Beach, Carnival of Venice, Turkish Delight, Who Put the Benzedrine, Handy Man, Stomping at the Savoy, Please Please Me, Oh Johnny Oh, Sweet Violets, If You're a Viper, Jonah & the Whale, Omar the Vampire, Bilbo Baggins, Old King Louie Aug 31, 1975
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KMET PART 1: Ying Tong Song, Jungle Boogie, Shark Bait, Jaws Swam Away with my Heart, Laugh Laugh Laugh, Along Came Jones, Whip, Zombie Jamboree, Love Song, I'd Rather be Dead, New Slant on War, In Turkey, Cranky Old Yank, Dirty Old Man, Respect, Biddy McGraw, Nose Job, What It Was Was Football Aug 31, 1975
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CRIME 1736: Once again we turn to the annals of Crime and Punishment, for a sequel to the May 6, 2017 show. Also a tribute to Shelley Berman. Sep 9, 2017
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HAPPY: I Took my Mother to a Cock Fight, Green Garden Hose, WWED, All my Favorite Drunks have Given up Drinking, Coffee, New Credit Card, Entering Marion, Cell Phone on the Highway, Hawaiian War Chant, Cowgirl Song, Happy Boy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle, Happy Together, Happy Trails, Have a Peanut Butter Sandwich, Charlie-something Mar 25, 2001
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FOOD: Cocktails for Two, Chunder in the Old Pacific Sea, Clean Song, Three Little Fishies, Experiments with Mice, Roast Chicken Faces, You Eat too Much, Dreams, Rubber Biscuit, She's in Love with the Rolling Stones, When I was a Lad, Jackie Onassis, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Commercials on 45, Rock & Roll Doctor, Yoda Nov 8, 1981
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LABOR DAY 1735: A retrospective of our Labor Day shows from the 1980s to the 2010s -- 36 songs and comedy bits about work and the workplace. All time Demented hits plus some we haven't heard in years or decades. Sep 2, 2017
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KMET 1979 part 2: Bears, Piles of it, Crepitation Contest, Tuba Boogie, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?, Mr. Siegal, Triplets, Baby Snakes, Long Beach, Los Angeles, Shaving Cream, Tip-toe Through the Tulips, Frosty the Dopeman, Sixpence, Armpits, Spam May 6, 1979
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KMET 1979 part 1: Night after Night, Beans, Davy's Dinghy, Teenage Machine Age, Clip Clop, I Ate the Baloney, Bloat on, Fat Man's Prayer, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mammary Glands, Can Broadway do Without me?, Dodgers & Reds, Them Dog Kickers, Fooba Wooba John May 6, 1979
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TOP TEN 1734: The Top Ten for August 2017, plus a tribute to Jerry Lewis and a pop-up special topic - The Brain! Aug 26, 2017
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Pop Hates the Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeah, Be Prepared, Ain't we Crazy, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Ape Call, Them Moose Goosers, Boobs a Lot, Boy Wonder I Love You, Sweet Violets, Backwards Song, Dr. Freud, I Like Beer, L.S. Bumblebee, Dead Puppies, Making Love in a Subaru, Spam, Masochism Tango, Quark Strangeness & Charm Mar 12, 1978
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BASEBALL: So Long Mom, Chunder in the Pacific Sea, Mother Nature can be Cruel, Invaders from Earth, Little Dead Chickens, Squirrels, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, I Can't Play the Blues, Rent-a-car song, CPA, Cocaine Waltz, Baseball Rag, Casey at the Bat, Van Lingo Mungo, Fernando, Who's on First, Beastie Wrap Apr 12, 1987
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RADIO 1733: Today's show features Radio Personalities who have made records (broadly defined) - from Bob & Ray to Bob Rivers. Many local (and national) hits by local DJ's are featured. Parental guidance: the last song features explicit language and partisan politics. Aug 19, 2017
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KMET SEPT. 74 PART 2 (MONO ONLY) Sep 1, 1974
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KMET SEPT. 74 PART 1 (MONO ONLY) Sep 1, 1974
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DOGS & CATS 1732: Our more or less annual celebration of dog days and cat days. Recognizing that many listeners share their homes with both species, the Demented dog and cat songs are integrated this time! We also salute Elvis, commemorating the 40th anniversary of the King's departure for realms unknown. Aug 12, 2017
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KIDS: It's Just my Kids, Those Two Dreadful Children, Crusher, Stinky Breath, Leader of the Laundromat, I'm a Butt Head, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Mickey Mouse, What a Mouse, That's my Boy, My Neighbor's Kids, Good Ol' Days, A Whole Newt World, Microsoft Word Mar 19, 1995
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VACATIONS: New Sound, Uh Oh, Hi-Fi Shop, Beep Beep, I Need a Vacation, How I Spent my Vacation, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Hippity Hop, Hail to the U.S. Mail, Tumor, Michael Ate the Smorgasboard, Piddling Pup, Go Go Pogo, Super Skier, I Get Weird, Scotsman, Shaving Cream Feb 20, 1983
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FOOD 1731: It's another fabulous food show...no duplication with the food shows last March! Plus a tribute to June Foray. Aug 5, 2017
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PREACHING THE BLUES WITH MARY ALDIN: How You Want it Done, Roll & Tumble Blues, Won't Rain in California, Can't Understand, I Don't Know, Poor Boy Long Way from Home, Keep Knocking but You Can't Come in, Can't You Wait until We Get Home?, Rockin' & Rollin', All Night Long, Rock me Baby, Jelly Roll's 1st Cousin Jan 29, 1984
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TOP TEN 1730: The Top Ten for July 2017, plus a salute to Television...stars and songs from the 1940s to the 1990s, along with classic satires by Stan Freberg and Ken Nordine. Jul 29, 2017
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PART TWO: Ducks Yes Yes, $60 Duck, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Dead People, Wrestling, And Then he Took up Golf, Little Boxes, When You Ask me First, My Home Town, Davey the Fat Boy, Wolf Creek Pass, Smoke Gets in your Eyes, King Tut Strut Mar 26, 1978
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PART ONE: Peter Cottontail, Back from the Shadows Again, Buzz the Fuzz, Calling All Calls, Larry Move your Hand, Beatles Reunion, Eggbert the Easter Egg, Stacy Brown got Two, Mother Goose on the Loose, Final Exam, Wanna Buy a Bunny? Mar 26, 1978
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WHO 1729: The subject is Who...Doctor Who and her big news, P. Townshend and company, and lots of other demented Whos like Who Hid the Halibut On the Poop Deck, Who Put the Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy's Ovaltine, Who Stole the Keeshka and, of course, Who's On First. Jul 22, 2017
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Delicious, Give me that Old Unemployment, Tall People, Argument Clinic, I am Whale, Sinister Lunch Meat, Looney Toon, Mummy, If, Donald Where's Your Trousers, Mongoloid, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Mahna Mahna, Stardrek, Ballad of Irving Mar 5, 1978
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MERRY CHRISTMAS: Relvatives are Coming to Town, Christmas is Depressing, Gridlock Christmas, Yulesville, Blue Christmas, Santa's Beard, Gluey Christmas Medley, Green Christmas, You Can Sue, Kill a Tree for Christ, I'll be Licking you at Christmas, Stop the Cavalry Dec 16, 1990
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SUMMER 1728: At last, my long-promised Summer show for 2017! 32 Demented songs and sketches about the pleasures and annoyances of our warmest season. Jul 15, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Ory's Creole Trombone, Muskrat Ramble, Good Morning School Girl, Let's Do it, Bell Bottom Trousers, Davy's Dinghy, Hot Rod Lincoln, There Was a Fungus Among us, Enlistment Twist, Feuding Banjos, Cocktails for Two, Edwin Garvey, Hey Doc, Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy, Derby Town, Greatest Broadjumper of them All Feb 4, 1973
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KMET PART ONE: Knockers up, It Looks like Rain, Hut Sut Song, Cement Mixer, Declaration of Independence, Honeysuckle Rose, Hollywood Bowl, Broadway/New York, Der Fuehrer's Face, Hold Tight, No Fish Today, Singing in the Bathtub, Jimmy the Kid, Tijuana Jail, Pancho Lopez, Practicing the Piano, Old Piano Roll Blues, Delicious Feb 4, 1973
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SUPERSTARS SEQUEL 1727: And here comes Superstars Sing Silly Songs - The Sequel! More funny music by people not normally associated with musical laughter. The First-Hour Free-For-All includes five Demented versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story, all very different from each other. Jul 8, 2017
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COWS: Paralyzed, Decomposing Composers, Necrophilia, Shoehorn with Teeth, Frozen Embryos, Car Phone, Road Rage, Yuppie Drone, I Could be Zena, Sea of Grass, She's a Cow, Cow Pasture Polka, I am Cow, Werecow, Cows with Guns, Nights in White Castle Apr 30, 2000
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LEON REDBONE INTERVIEW: Mr. Comet, Destruction of San Francisco, Pulcritude, Hot Springs, My Toot Toot, H & R Crock, Somebody Stole my Gal, I Ain't Got Nobody, Salty Dog, Marvin I Love You, Wet Dream, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 13, 1986
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ALL-AMERICAN 1726: As the Fourth draws near, we celebrate with our annual All-American Dr. Demento show for 2017 - two hours of mad music and crazy comedy about this crazy place most of us live in! Rated PG-13. Jul 1, 2017
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APES & MONKEYS: Elmer Fudd Sings Bruce Springsteen, Circular Impression, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, Song of the Sewer, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, Dull Family, Ricky, Theme from The Monkees, Monkey Doodle Doo, Ape Call, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Pet Pig Porky, They're Coming to Take me Away, Lock the Snackbar Apr 10, 1983
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EASTER: Little Man, Russian Bandstand, Cocaine Decisions, Uncle Buddy, Sex w/ Pacman, Dork at the Party, Easter Parade, Peter Cottontail, Hot Rod, Earthquake, I Wish I Was a Wombat, How's Your Bird, Tennessee Bird Walk, Metal Head, Earache my Eye, Scotsman, Dead Puppies Apr 3, 1983
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LOVE/TOP TEN 1725: Celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Summer of Love this week (the future Dr. Demento was there!) Plus the Top Ten for June. Jun 24, 2017
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ROBERT KLEIN INTERVIEW: Reggae Popeye, Dentist, 30,000 lbs. of Bananas, Strange Things are Happening, Joe's Garage, Steven Wright, Vanna Pick me a Letter, Steven Wright, Tongue Twister, Wet Dream, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Adam West, Radio Shack Nov 12, 1989
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Proud Mary, Dry Bones, Japanese Banana, Disco Boy, Biddie Mcgraw, Super Skier, Almost Degraded, How Much is that Doggie in the Window?, John & Marsha, My Handy Man, Nutcracker Suite, Cobwebs & Strange, Mush Begins to Rush, Charlie Brown, Pink Shoelaces, Hot Nuts, Who's on First, King Kong Jan 23, 1977
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FATHERS/TV/SUMMER 1724: Three (count 'em) three special topics this week: Father's Day, Television (with a tribute to Adam West), and Summer (happy Solstice!) Jun 17, 2017
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KMET part 2: Uncle Josh in a Hotel, Lounging at the Waldorf, Hernando's Hideaway, St. James Infirmary, Scratching, Wait a Minute, East St. Louis Toodleoo, Baseball Boogie, Casey at the Bat, Who's on First, Alcoholic Blues, How Dry I am, Red Mountain Blues, Prowling Ground Hog, Junco Partner, Monster Mash (MONO ONLY) Oct 15, 1972
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KMET part 1: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Rocking this Joint Tonight, Gotta Boogie, Mr. Hoover & Mr. Smith, Senator Fish Face, Abe Snake for President, Pale Blues, Boobs a Lot, Tuley Fog, Hooty Sapperticker, Oriental Blues, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Bop-a-lena, Mule Skinner Blues, Bucket T, Transfusion (MONO ONLY) Oct 15, 1972
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RETAIL 1723: Today's topic is The Retail Experience - songs and comedy about buying and selling stuff in stores, and the personal encounters with strangers that are part of the process. The free-for-all explores vinyl records and holes in the ground. One incidental f-word and one homicide, both in the Cheese Shop. Jun 10, 2017
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Terrorist Christmas, Axel Christmas, If 10% is Good Enough for Jesus, Put Another Log on the Fire, Smells like Nirvana, Lyle Lovett's Hair, Santa Claus is Watching You, Condoms for Christmas, Talking Vietnam Pot Luck Blues, Rusty Chevrolet, Shlock Rod, Yoda, Trip to Jurassic Park Jul 25, 1993
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: Fat Friends, California Kid, Chicken Song, One Game at a Time, Hot Rod Lincoln, Polkadot Undies, Don't Mess with the Mayor, Roaches, David Crockett, Sara Jackman, Lox, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Fig Leaves are Falling, Do the Watusi, Life in the Slaw Lane Jul 20, 1986
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MARRIAGE 1722: Today's topic is marriage! Demented celebrations of its joys and pitfalls. In the interests of realism we also have a couple of divorce songs. Lots of non-marital pleasures and treasures in the first hour. Jun 3, 2017
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KMET PART TWO: Pot Party, I've Got some Grass, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Crepitation Contest, Broadway/New York Song, Route 66, Light up, Battle of the Falklands, Sit on my Face, Detergent, Harder than your Husband, Locked in the Closet, Moose Turd Pie, Shock Treatment, Valley Girl Jun 6, 1982
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KMET PART ONE: Fast Break, Don't Bogart that Joint, Acapulco Gold, Yellow Rose of Texas, Summertime Summertime, Burning up, Nature Boy, Turning Japanese, Going Quackers, Those Two Dreadful Children, I've Lost my Little Yo-yo, It's Good to be the King, Smoking Reefers, Papa Rolled his Own, It's so Nice to be Stoned Jun 6, 1982
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TOP TEN 1721: The Top Ten for May 2017, plus finalists for the Logan Awards...oldies but oddies too! A few cuss words here and there. May 27, 2017
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Dr. Hackenbush, Psychedelic Love, Piles of it, I Hold your Hand in Mine, Bedtime Story, Boogie, Virgil's 300 Dollar Vacation, Baby Sitting Boogie, Sally Ann, Ernie, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Hot Nuts, Witch Doctor, King Kong, Hey Shirley Jan 16, 1977
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SPIKE JONES: Happy Boy, Fat as I am, Boogie in your Butt, I Can See Uranus, Motorcycle Song, I Wanna Talk like Iggy Pop, Bruces, Horsey Keep your Tail up, Cocktails for Two, Pimples and Braces, Boobs a Lot, Black and White, Star Trekkin' Jan 26, 1992
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SOUTH 1720: Here's a feast of funny music Southern style...songs about the South, sung by Southerners. In the first hour, Weird Al's new movie theme, and a stack of requests including a risque little ditty I wasn't allowed to play when it was new. May 20, 2017
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 2): Monster Shindig, Psychopathic Sally, Why Spend the Dark Night with You, Trick or Treat, Spooky Boogie, On the 5:15, Haunted House, Fruitless Assignment, Exorcist, Star Warts, Beam me up Scotty, October in Oxnard, BRAD STANFIELD INTERVIEW, Waffle Whiffer, Gumball Wizard, Two Cheeseburgers, Pencil Neck Geek, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1977
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KMET HALLOWEEN 1977 (PART 1): Please Mr. Gravedigger, Monster Mash, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dinner with Drac, They Don't Make Nun Names, Mary Lou's Blues, Bloat On, Looney Tune, Spider & the Fly, I Thought I'd Die, Crabs Walk Sideways, Anne Boelyn, Short People, I Don't Need Anita, Heartbeat, Sound Trip through the Catacombs, Ghoulie Get Together, Ghost Walk Oct 30, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 1719: Here's my Mother's Day offering for 2017...featuring Demented songs about mothers by The Mothers (Frank Zappa variety), Tom Lehrer, Steve Martin, Sue Fabisch and many more. In our first hour you'll meet a Gas Station Disc Jockey, Bang Bang Lulu, the Deadpool Musical and Gabe Green (anyone remember him?) A bit of rough language here and there. May 13, 2017
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BANANAS: Dance of the House, Osama Yo Mama, Da Enron Ron Ron, Buick '59, Ladies who Read the News, Calling all Cars, Saga of the Duck Hunt by Car, Particle Man, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist, Car Noises, I'm Selling Mom's Urine on Ebay, One Banana Two Banana, Banana Boat, Juanita Banana, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Yes We Have no Bananas, Real Dick Chaney, We Didn't Start the '80's, I Would Still Love You May 26, 2002
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