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William Tell Overture, Honey Don't you Want a Man like Me, A Little More Gauze, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Lyle Crosby interview, Purple People Eater, Trouble with Harry, Tell me a Story, Step Right up, Lulu, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Martian Boogie, Making Love in a Subaru, My Name is Larry, Who's on First Sep 10, 1978
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HAIR: Hooray for Captain Spalding, Plastic or Paper, Abominable Snowman in the Market, After Christmas Syndrome, Happy New Year, Shoehorn with Teeth, Machines, Sushi Baby, Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine, My Hair, Duck Tail, Almost Cut my Hair, Uneasy Rider, Boobs a Lot, Doctor in the Tardis, Fish Heads, Dead Puppies Jan 8, 1989
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FARM 1937: On Dr. Demento's farm, he grows funny songs instead of chickens or rutabagas. He has a bumper crop this time and plays about 90 minutes worth on this show! Plus some hot new stuff in the first half hour. Sep 14, 2019
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PART TWO KMET: Let's all Sing like the Birds, Dry Bones, Predictions for 100 Years from Now, News of the World, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Oozing Cyst Blues, Sidewalk Surfing, Short Dresses, Traffic Song, Cherokee Dance, Ole Svenson, Shaving Cream, Ed Barbara, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Loving you has Made me Bananas, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Duke of Ook Apr 6, 1975
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PART ONE KMET: April Showers, It Never Rains in Sunny California, I Took my Organ to the Party, Psychedelic Love, Giving it to Mary, Beer Barrel Polka, Java Jive, Doap, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Smut, Let's Do it, I Said no, Down by the Station, Cable Car Concerto, Nina Cocka Nina, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Take off your Clothes, Are you a Turtle, All by Myself Without my Ape Apr 6, 1975
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FRUIT 1936: Our topic today is fruit, featuring the funniest fruit of all! We also have a generous first hour Free-For-All with Groucho, Carlton the Doorman and Randy Rainbow's latest. Fragrant fumes and durty wurds in the very last track. Sep 7, 2019
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COWS: Moo Moo, Blind Willie Feldman, Vampire Frogs, Building for the Future, Demented News, It Never Rains in Southern California, Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Alphabet Song, Einstein, Richter Scale, Mutant Cows, Werecow, New Age Girl, Microsoft Word Jan 29, 1995
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STAR TREK: Curly Shuffle, April Showers, Green Garden Hose, Drip Drip Drip, Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Inside or Out, Siamese Cat, K-mart Blues, Hacker's Rap, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Ape Call, Trouble with Klingons, Highly Illogical, Star Trip, Star Trekkin, Second Week of Deer Camp, Adam West Apr 2, 1989
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LABOR DAY 1935: Happy Labor Day, everyone! Dr. D worked overtime to bring you a show with songs about work that are fun to listen to, PLUS the Top Ten for August, PLUS a half-hour free-for-all to start the show! Aug 31, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: Beam me up Scotty, Time Warp Dance medley, I Can't Dance, I Won't Dance, Disco Tech, Jones Laughing Record, Animal, Disco Duck, Three Drunk Newts, Mrs. Jaws, Purple People Eater, Harv Kirchner, My Name is Larry, Fish Heads Apr 29, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: (FIRST TWO MINUTES VERY NOISY!) Broadway New York, Daylight Savings Time, One of these Days Pow, Cocktails for Two, Funky Gibbon, We Saw the Sea, Foreign Legion of Love, Transistorized Sweetheart, Flakes, Canasta, I am an Astronaut Apr 29, 1979
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SCHOOL 1934: With most kids back in school, once again we celebrate all things scholastic -grade school, high school and college! Also a few songs about snack food, and a tribute to the late Kip Addotta ("Wet Dream.") Aug 24, 2019
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Crusher, Gimme that old Unemployment, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louie, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, What's up Doc?, Light my Fire, Minnie the Moocher, Them Toad Suckers, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Ain't we Crazy, Normal, Leader of the Laundromat, They Don't Make Nun Names, Beep Beep, Elements, Dead Puppies Sep 10, 1978
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HALLOWEEN PART 1: Time Warp, Gobblin Girl, Casting my Spell, Monster Concert, Nightmare on my Street, Zombie Stomp, It's Alive, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Midnight Stroll, Halloween Spooks, I Want to Bite Your Hand, Vampire Bat, Vampire Sleeps, Werewolves of London, Psycho, Werecow, Nature Trail to Hell Oct 22, 1995
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CATS 1933: There are not as many cat songs as there are dog songs, but some cat songs are extra special, and very demented! Lots of those on this week's show, along with a tribute to the late Dick Price, and a 50th anniversary salute to Disneyland's Haunted Mansion, with former Mansion employee Whimsical Will. Aug 17, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Laugh Laugh Laugh, Who's on First, Rubber Duckie, Rose-Colored Glasses, Whiffenpoof Song, Sweet Violets, Dinghy Song, Jesse James, Crepitation Contest, Highly Illogical, Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Ain't we Crazy (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Happy new Year, 3 Little Fishies, Golden Grid Iron Boy, Constantinople, Drowning in the Surf, Minnie the Moocher, Pub with no Beer, Un-birthday Song, Mummy, My Little Grass Shack, Euphoria, Cable Car Concerto (MONO ONLY) Apr 28, 1974
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DOGS 1932: The dog days are here, and the Doctor has 90 minutes of Demented dog songs and sketches for you. Plus the Ravings of John McCullough, and Whimsical Will's fateful trip down that Old Town Road! Aug 10, 2019
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CIRCUS: Fibber Island, It's the Real World After All, Song of the Sewer, Song Inside my Head, Witch Doctor, When I was a Dinosaur, My Jellyroll, Robot Parade, Ritalin, Circus Song, Bozo Song, Man on the Flying Trapeze, Nellie the Elephant, Animal Uprising, Bad Influence, Wet Dream. Peter Parker, Devil Went to Jamaica Jul 14, 2002
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TWO LIVE JEWS INTERVIEW: Little Blue Man, Mrs. Fletcher, Jailhouse Iraq, Nails, Hunting Song, Daffy Duck Rhapsody, Deer Hunting, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Yosemite Sam, Those 2 Dreadful Children, My Neighbor's Kids, Kosher as They Want to Be, Shake your Tuckas, Clothes of the Dead, If You Knew Souter, We Love Barney Fife, Oy It's so Humid Oct 21, 1990
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FISH 1931: Still a whole lot of funny fish songs in the Lake of Dementia, so this week we're back to catch some more! Plus lots of your requests in the first hour. Aug 3, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: It's no Laughing Matter, King Tut, Woody Woodpecker, Shrivel Up, Little Wooden Whistle, Candy Man, Huntington Park, Happy Feet, Smoke Off, Hello DJ, My Dead Dog Rover, Commercials, Pencil Neck Geek, Sweet Transvestite Oct 15, 1978
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KMET PART ONE: Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Creativity in Action, Ralph & Herbie, Hippity Hop, Disc Jockey Blues, A Song with a Peal, Ballad of Bloody Guts, Piles of It, Roots, Come up and See me Sometime, Rabbit Hash, Onomotopeia Oct 15, 1978
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TOP TEN 1930: "Raining Tacos" has been "weaponized" in Florida! This week's show is dripping with taco tunes, and money, and moose turds...and of course, the Top Ten for July. Rated PG-13 for Randy Rainbow's latest tribute to our great leader, and a few other durty wurds. Jul 27, 2019
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JOHN CHRISTIANSON INTERVIEW: Can't get my Motor to Start, Heaven is for Presbyterians, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Robin the Boy Blunder, Melanie, Every Little Bug, I Ain't Hep to that Step, Cocktails for Two, Dragnet, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, Nine Coronas, Contra Rap Jan 31, 1988
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FRED BLASSIE INTERVIEW: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Hail to the Jewish Mother, Animal House, Teen Commandments, School Cafeteria, Go Go Pogo, Ticklish Ruben, Camelot, I'm a Nut, My Way, Ode to the Little Brown Shack out Back, Hamster Love, Snoopy & the Red Baron, King Tut Sep 3, 1978
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GAMES 1929: Our topic is Games - all kinds of games, but mostly the less athletic kind - video games, role-playing games and the like - plus the 50th anniversary of the moon landing (July 20) and the 30th anniversary of something a little more Demented. Jul 20, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Singing in the Bathtub, Crusher, Ape Call, Jelly Roll's First Cousin, Zoot Suit, Jerry the Junker, Bread Line Blues, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Boobs a Lot, Delicious, Ain't we Crazy, Split Level Head, Dueling Tubas Apr 8, 1973
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KMET PART 1: Polly Wolly Doodle, Farmer's Life, I Scream You Scream, Calamity Jane, Putting on the Ritz, Open the Door Richard, Tell me Mama, Chloe, Nose Job, Riders in the Sky, Who Pumped the Wind in my Doughnut, Eh Cumpari Apr 8, 1973
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SOUND EFFECTS PART TWO 1928: Here's Part 2 of our sound effects extravaganza, a tribute to Mad Magazine, and more! Jul 13, 2019
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BIRDS: Trigger Happy, Political Science, Turning Japanese, Surfing with Britney, Bertha Butt Boogie, Three Idiots I, Tennessee Bird Walk, Bird on my Head, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, I Want a New Duck, Dead Parrot, Biggest Parakeets in Town, Horrible Movie Song, 99 Dead Baboons May 20, 2001
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THE FIFTIES: One Hen, Insomnia, In the Mood, Loch Ness Monster, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Jump Jump, Charlie Brown, Be Prepared, Ballad of Davey Crewcut, Kookie Lend me Your Comb, Within You Without You, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Squirrels, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 28, 1992
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ALL-TIME FUNNY 25 1927: And here's the All-Time Funny 25! The most requested songs and stories in the 49-year history of the Dr. Demento Show, counted down from #25 to Number One. (A few extras are heard at the start of the show). Jul 6, 2019
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KMET HOUR 2 & 3, NIXON & CHRISTMAS: He's Our Al, I'm Gonna Vote for a Republican/Democrat, They Like Ike, High Hopes, Abe Snake for President, We'll Ride with Nixon, Nixon's the One, Tricky Dicky, Watergate Blues, Nixorcist, White Christmas, Santa Fly, Have a Jewish Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Randolph the Flat Nosed Reindeer, Chincy old Scrooge, Be Kind to your Street Corner Santa Dec 22, 1974
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TOP TEN 1926: Top Ten time for June! For the rest of the show, the theme is America. A very broad theme for a very broad country. A couple tracks were even recorded in England, but they're about America. Jun 29, 2019
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SUMMER/BEER: Bird Bathroom, Macenroe's Breakfst, Someone ate the Baby, Too Darn Hot, Swimming Song, I Like Beer, Beer Barrel Polka, Glorious Beer, 99 Bottles of Beer, In Heaven there is no Beer, Pub with no Beer, How Many Burps in a Bottle of Beer, Who Drank my Beer, 15 Beers Ago, Those 2 Dreadful Children Jul 31, 1983
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: Battle of Kookamunga, Be Prepared, Tattooed Lady, Buffy come Back, Donald the Dub, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, Wreck the Halls, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Hostility Rag, Red Wing, Running Bear, Galaxy Song, Silicon Valley Guy, I Love Rocky Road Jul 10, 1983
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RANDOM 1925: Normally each show has a topic these days, but this one does not, which makes it abnormal (even more than most of my shows!) Most of the songs were picked at random. Some tried and true favorites along with many we haven't heard in years. Jun 22, 2019
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CHRISTMAS IN AUGUST: Madalena Hadalena, Dirty old Man, I'd Rather be Dead, Hello this isn't Anna, Desecration Rag, Abominable Snowman, All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth, Twelve Gifts of Christmas, Birthday, He Hit Me, My Name is Larry, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten Aug 27, 1978
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ALL REQUESTS: Lumberjack Song, Jar Song, I'm a Boinger, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Walter Wart the Freaky Frog, N.F.L., Chalk Dust, Learn How to Drive, Elvis is Everywhere, When Harpo Played his Harp, Santa Baby, You're Ugly, Beastie Wrap, Scotsman, Ballad of Irving Sep 27, 1987
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FATHER'S DAY 1924: Happy Father's Day! Here's an hour of funny fatherly favorites, plus a tribute to my late colleague Dr. John, some of your requests and a few provocative animal songs. Jun 15, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: I'm my own Grandpa, Rat, Tarzan, Animal, Wonderful World, Born to be with You, Johnny Appleseed, Dinghy Song, Statesboro Blues, Take it Easy Greasy, Sweet Marijuana Brown, Fine & Mellow, I Got Loaded, Singing in the Bathtub, Pink Champagne (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972
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KMET PART ONE: Green Door, Red Rider, I'm no Communist, Talking John Birch, Frankie & Johnny, Zorro, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, It's a Gas, Hodad of the Year, Turkey Trot, Tom Joad, Dear Oakie, Route 66, East L.A., Santa Catalina, Broadway/New York, Tree (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1972
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FISH 1923: This week's topic is fish...and fishing! Got a bucketful of funny songs about scaly-swimmy-finny creatures, from their point of view and ours, and a hearty free-for-all in Hour One. First of two parts (the second round arrives on August 3). Jun 8, 2019
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CATS: Cause I'm a Blond, My Dead Dog Rover, Stop Dragging my Car Around, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Walleye, Vampire Beavers, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, I Taut I Taw a Putty Tat, My Girl's Pussy, Cows with Guns, Viagra in the Waters Aug 27, 2000
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IAN WHITCOMB CO-HOST: Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Laughing Policeman, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Man's a Dust Man, L.S. Bumblebee, Ouch, I'm the Urban Spaceman, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Lily the Pink, Disco Sucks, Her Majesty Aug 5, 1979
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SOUND EFFECTS 1922: For over a century, recording artists, and comedy song artists especially, have occasionally (or frequently) used sound effects to illustrate a point or simply for fun. Many listeners have suggested examples, and we'll hear some rare and great ones on this week's show. We'll also bid farewell to Leon Redbone and Tony Glover. Jun 1, 2019
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KMET PART 2, JOHN BELUSHI TRIBUTE: Boogie Man, Lonely at the Bottom, Louie Louie, Thunder Road, John Belushi interview, Flip Flop Fly, Pasadena, Los Angeles, Sideboard Song, Frogger's Lament, E-I-O, Russian Bandstand, Punk Polka, Three Drunk Newts, Yoda, It's Good to be the King, I Like, Take Off Mar 7, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Boobs a Lot, Sit on my Face, I Got it from Agnes, Do the Donkey Kong, Meadow Muffin Blues, Winestoned Plowboy, Peter's Doughnuts, Rabbit Hash, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Peter the Meter Reader, Tennessee Bird Walk, Why a Duck, Pet Shop, In the Mood, Romping through the Swamp, Roll me Over Mar 7, 1982
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TOP TEN 1921: The Top Ten for May 2019. The Official Dr D Facebook group was very busy this week, and this show has a whole lot of your requests, plus Andy Merrill and Dr D singing "Shaving Cream" at East Coast Comicon! May 25, 2019
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Martian Hop, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, Purple People Eater, Some People Think Chickens have Lips, Making Out, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Night Fever, Mahna Mahna, Lost my Stash, Psycho, Biddie McGraw, Who's on First, Time Warp, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 20, 1978
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FATHER'S DAY: Hey Batman, I Want a new Duck, Bad Bad Murphy Brown, Spam, It Ain't the Meat, Demented News, Mr. Custer, Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler, Bury me in my Shades, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, I'll Flip you like a Cheese Omelet, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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FAVORITES 1920: Not long ago there was a fine discussion on the Dr D Facebook group in which listeners named their favorite Demented Disc of all time. I figured that was worth turning into a show, and here it is! May 18, 2019
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Old Ben Lucas, Up your Nose, Take me out to the Ballgame, Ain't Nobody's Business, Beans, Beatles will Get You, Giggles, Crawl out Through the Fall Out, Surfer Dan, Powerhouse, Groundhog, I Ate the Baloney, Rubber Biscuit, He hit Me, Bounce your Boobies Jan 16, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Mary Queen of Scots, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Howling at the Moon, Proud Mary, Dancing in the Nude, In the Mood, Come up and See me Sometime, Little Blue Man, Ain't we Crazy, Sidewalk Convoy, Acne, Telegram, Great Bell, Ajax Liquor Store, Peanut Boogie Jan 16, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 1919: It's another Mothers Day show. Mothers and others with an open mind and a sense of humor are welcome to listen! Free-for-all in the first hour, with some kinky bits in the second segment (note the song titles). May 11, 2019
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THE YEAR 1983: I Love Rocky Road, Galaxy Song, Gitarzan, Great Bell, Pizza Dude, Bacon Bombs, Monster, Wax your Carrot, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Lock the Snackbar, Smoke Two Joints, Buffy Come Back, South Park Junkie, Kenny was a Kid from South Park, Me like Hockey, My Pants go Down Mar 29, 1998
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WATERGATE TENTH ANNIVERSARY: Beep Beep, Cars & Driving, Fast Food, Beatles Rap, Fairfax Ave., Private Eye, We'll Ride with Nixon, Break-in, Telltale Tape, Down at the Old Watergate, Nixorcist, Nixon's the One, Moonlight Swim, Vampire Beavers, 99 Dead Babboons, Rapmaster Ronnie, She's Big & Round Aug 5, 1984
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CLASSICAL 1918: Rural hip-hop is big these days. I played a song about that a dozen years ago! That one is on the show again this week, along with the Canadian song The Simpsons wanted to use but couldn't get permission. Plus an hour of classical music spoofs - PDQ Bach, Spike Jones, Florence Foster Jenkins and more. May 4, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Home montage, India, Hungarian Goulash, Thunder Road, Going Quackers, Carter gets a Phone Call, Reagan Interview, I Want to be Spock, Day in the Life, Psycho Chicken, My Girl's Pussy, Gumball Wizard, Drugs, Fish Heads Jan 25, 1981
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KMET PART 1: We're Coming to your House, Deteriorata, home montage, Girlfriend, Bicycle Seat, Nagasaki, I am What I am, Back from the Shadows, Up in Smoke, Non Skid Manure, Window Cleaner #2, Vaccum Cleaner Hoses, Yankee Doodle Jan 25, 1981
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TOP TEN 1917: The Top Ten for April 2019, plus three (3) new songs inspired by Avengers:Endgame, several listeners' choices for a future All Time Funny 25, and lots more surprises new and old. Apr 27, 2019
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Middle of the House, Beam me up Scotty, Obscene Phone Bust, Herbert the Pervert, Everybody Wants my Fanny, I Love Onions, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Dueling Tubas, Masochism Tango, Harry the Hairy Ape, Locked in the Closet with You, Gumball Wizard, Who's on First, King Tut, Another Puff Aug 13, 1978
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LIVE ON KMET: Old Philosopher, Twisted, K-mart Blues, Java Jive, Toast, Last Laugh, It's the Real World After All, Lottery, Private Life, Political Science, Roger Boom, Evil Dope, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Robert Hillburn, Bad Attitude, Sweet Transvestite, It's a Gas, Wet Dream, Existential Blues Mar 9, 1986
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EASTER/EARTH DAY 1916: Easter is this weekend...and the very next day is Earth Day. We'll celebrate both, along with the first novelty song to hit #1 on the pop charts in ages (and a parody of that song as well)...plus a whole lot of garbage! Some cuss words in the second song. Apr 20, 2019
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: I Want You for Christmas, My Birthday comes on Christmas, Beatles for Christmas, Little St. Nick, On the Night Before Christmas, Bebop Santa Claus, Have a Jewish Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Santa Claus & his Old Lady, Ho Ho Ho, Snoopy's Christmas, Christmas Balls, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Deck the Halls Dec 19, 1976
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Squirley Christmas, Nutcracker Suite, Night Before Christmas, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Super Skier, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, In the Mood, My 2 Front Teeth, Hanukah Music Box, Christmas Dragnet, Dallas Cowboys, Surfer's Christmas List, Wonderful Day Dec 19, 1976
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ALCOHOL II 1915: Here's the promised sequel to our March 9 festival of funny drinking songs. Plenty of hilarity, even if you don't imbibe! Tattoos and tomatoes too (and a few naughty words). Apr 13, 2019
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MARRIAGE: White Lightning, Just a Coffee, Disease Song, H&R Grunt, Drake on the Move, Particle Man, Dude Airways, Android, Confession Hotline, Rock & Roll Wedding, Big Bad Bill, Take my Wife Please, Divorce, Hello I Love You, The Battle of New Kuwait Apr 14, 1991
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: Rodeo Song, Funky Gibbon, Daddy's Money, Asteroids, Plexiglass Toilet, Pac-Man Fever, Take Off, Pennies from Heaven, Doctor Jokes, Pac-Man, Place for my Stuff, Ice Box Man, Bars, Commercials on 45, Bomb in the Mail, Yoda Jan 3, 1982
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MEDICINE 1914: Here's the sequel to our Medicine Show from March 2, with lots more mad medical melodies, musical miracle cures and hospital horror stories! Plus our usual assortment of requests and more mischief in Hour One. Apr 6, 2019
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CLASSICAL ON KUSC: The Doc brings a touch of dementia to a classical station on New Year's Eve! Co-hosting with Jim Svejda. Dec 31, 2015
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TOP TEN 1913: Here's the Top Ten for March, and a sheaf of other stuff - yoga, Yogi, underwear, baseball, Star Trek, and (for just a minute or two) Dr D's birthday. As Weird Al says, dare to be stupid! Mar 30, 2019
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KMET MARCH 1980 PART 2: Shake Rattle & Roll, My Bed is a Boat, Short Dresses, Waiting Hesitating, Violin Lesson, Taking the Census, Questions, Old Sow Song, I Hate People, Little White Lies, Martian Hop, Bubbling Brain Cells, Baby likes Burping, Disco Sucks Mar 30, 1980
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KMET MARCH 1980 PART 1: Psycho Chicken, I Don't Want to get Drafted, Kill for Peace, 5-minute University, It's a Gas, Do You Wanna, Juanita Banana, Alabama Song, Lobby Number, It's Hard to be Humble, Viva Tequila, Travel Agency, Copycat Game, My Ding-a-Ling Mar 30, 1980
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HAIR 1912: What do Donald Trump and The Beatles have in common? When they first became famous, the first thing many people talked about was their hair. Hear songs about them and lots more hairy guys and gals, plus a Dick Dale tribute and lots more on this all-new Dr. Demento Show. Mar 23, 2019
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MOVIES ON KSCA: Big Balls, Pirate's Life is Peaceful, Born to be Wired, I Like, Mammary Glands, Marvin I Love You, It's in the Book, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Shock Treatment, I'm Tired, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, On the Shoulders of Freaks, Dungeons & Dragons Nov 10, 1996
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Wasn't that a Mighty Day, Them Duck Pluckers, Timothy, Black Denim Trousers, Juanita Banana, Baseball Rag, Elderly Man River, Smut, Your Auntie Grizelda, Mr. Segel, I Want my Baby Back, Whole Lot of Love, Marvin, Making Love in a Subaru, Hamster Love, King Tut Jul 30, 1978
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SCIENCE 1911: Today we have a banquet of Dementia! In addition to our special topic which is Science, we'll celebrate the spring equinox and St. Patrick's day...and for appetizers, "Opinion Rhapsody" and more amazing new stuff along with rare oldies by request. The very last song has a bunch of f-words. Mar 16, 2019
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KMET PART TWO: Take me out to the Bullfight, Gooey Duck Song, Keep Venice Nude, Banana Kiss, Bumper Sticker Song, Turn Your Head Sweetheart, March of the Brain Cells, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Laughing at the Funnies, Lady from 29 Palms, Belle of Bellflower, Split Level Head, Mr. Jaws, It's a Gas, Waffle Whiffer Sep 7, 1975
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KMET PART ONE: Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Respect, I like Beer, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Skinny Minnie, Good Time Girls, That Scares the Hell out of Me, I'm a Cheerleader, Dinghy Song, Laurel & Hardy in London, Has Anybody Seen my Dog?, Deepest Shelter in Town, High School USA, She Dances with Meat Sep 7, 1975
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ALCOHOL 1910: An all-new show with a familiar topic - alcohol. It's inspired songwriters for millenia, bringing forth thousands of sad songs and funny songs (you can guess which kind I'll be playing!) You'll be riotously entertained, even if you never touch the stuff. Mar 9, 2019
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HAWAII: Uncle Jack says Relax, Hawaiian War Chant, Whiskey for Breakfast, Martin Boogie, Since my Baby Turned Gay, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic, You Stomped my Heart, Blind Willie Feldman, Happy Dinosaur, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Microsoft Word, Bugs, Do the Picard Jan 22, 1995
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Boobs a Lot, They Don't Make Nun Names, Alphabet Song, Horror Asparagus Stories, DOA, George, I Put a Spell on You, Psycho, Dust up his Nose, Irish Ballad, Herbert the Pervert, Werewolves of London, King Tut, Time Warp, Hamster Love, Fish Heads Jan 14, 1979
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DOCTORS 1909: Today Dr. Demento salutes doctors of medicine (and nurses too) along with some of the more amusing things that come up while they work to repair our bodies. Lots of requests, oddities and rarities in the first hour. Mar 2, 2019
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KMET PART 2: Gone Fishing, Hold Tight, You Don't Take Showers, Don't Let Skylab Fall on Me, Drugs, Dying Business, East L.A., Long Beach, Martian Hop, I'm a Swinger, High School Gym, Leap up & Down, Sweet Transvestite Jul 1, 1979
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KMET PART 1: Lumberjack Song, Reluctant Dragon, Nuclear Nightmare, I'm the Slime, Leader of the Laundromat, Call from Long Island, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Killer Kitty, Blockhead, Declaration of Independence Jul 1, 1979
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TOP TEN 1908: Here's the Top Ten for February 2019, plus the Logan Awards nominees for outstanding song parody of 2018, a tribute to Ken Nordine (of Word Jazz fame), and a song for Peter Tork. Note: lots of F-words in one song, in a non-sexual context. Feb 23, 2019
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Everyone says I Love You, Popcorn Sack, I like Beer, Gonna Buy me a Dog, It's Johnny's Birthday, Telephone Man, Clone of my Own, I Don't Wanna see the Movie, I Ate the Baloney, Salt, Boa Constricter, Don't Eat your Crayons, Then I'll be Satisfied with Life, They Don't Make Nun Names, Who Hid the Halibut on the Poop Deck, Pits, Crusher, Time Warp Jul 23, 1978
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HALLOWEEN: Dinner with Drac, Vampire Beavers, Discovery of the Week, Gobblin Girl, Werewolves of London, Haunted House, Mr. Ghost goes to Town, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Spider and the Fly, Curse of the Hearse, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Spook Opera, Thank you Scary Movies, Looney Tune, Trick or Treat, It's Halloween, Cemetary Girls, Monster Rap, Monster Mash Oct 27, 1985
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BABIES 1907: Today's subject is babies. They're a pleasure (and a treasure) and they are a pain, and today we have funny songs about both! Also the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song of 2018. Feb 16, 2019
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PART TWO KMET: Franklin D. Roosevelt Back Again, Smut, Keep it Clean, Yosemite Sam, Trumpeting Fool, Short Dresses, Friendly Doctor, Vespa Song, John Birch Society, Trepidation Contest, Nixorcist, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, Elements, Bilbo Baggins, Hooray for Captain Spalding (MONO ONLY) Mar 31, 1974
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PART ONE KMET: Henry Kissinger, I like a Funeral, Our Choir Directory, Take Your Girl to the Movies, 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, Twisted, Shine, Mystery Pacific, Hooty Sapperticker, Rosie the Riveter, Over There, Streaking at the Streaker's Ball, Short Mort, Bottom of the Lake, 1968 Nixon (MONO ONLY) Mar 31, 1974
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LOVE SONGS 1906: With Valentine's Day coming up on Thursday, here's my annual Love Song special, with over an hour of Demented love songs, plus a salute to the new "Madam Opus" CD of funny songs by funny women, and a new country song about atonal music (!). Rated PG-13. Feb 9, 2019
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MEDICAL DEMENTIA: Basketball Jones, Martian Boogie, Alphabet Song, Conjunction Junction, Blowing in the Wind, Men, Lumberjack Song, Zsa Zsa, Living with a Hernia, Bacteria, Physical, Nobody Home, We are the Worms, Star Wars Cantina Mar 2, 1997
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FATHER'S DAY: Jump Jump, When I'm 64, I Palindrome I, Crabs Walk Sideways, My Dog Ate Nolan Ryan, Litterbug, Fresh Garbage, I Love Trash, That's my Pa, It's Just my Kids, Poor Papa, Quayle Portrait, 7-11, Happy Happy Joy Joy Jun 21, 1992
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RODENTS 1905: Today's topic is rodents, nice ones and nasty ones, the celluloid kind and the furry kind too...from cute (and delicious?) little hamsters to naked mole rats and 146-pound capybaras. We open with a few songs for the polar vortex (#2 has some explicit words that were heard all across the northern USA last Wednesday!) Feb 2, 2019
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 2: Take a Giant Step, If I had a Woman, Waiting Hesitating, Pale Blues, Transfusion, Close Encounters, Horse of Course, Dance of the Hours, Frosty the Dopeman, Sweet Transvestite, Ballad of Irving Apr 2, 1978
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DOC'S BIRTHDAY PART 1: My Dingaling, King Tut's Back, Clone of my Own, I'll Show you the Way, Ikey & Mikey, Hello This isn't Anna, You Need Feet, Gooey Duck Song, Who's on First, Joe Bean, Happy Birthday, Short Dresses Apr 2, 1978
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LISTENER FAVORITES/TOP TEN 1904: Lots of listener input on this show. Fifteen members of the Dr. D Official Facebook Group pick their single all-time favorite Demented song, leading up to the January Top Ten. There's an all-request set too! Rated PG-13 (except for the very last song) Jan 26, 2019
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Rubber Bullets, Plastic Jesus, Gentry's Gin, Bridget the Midget, Paralyzed, Psycho, Moose Goosers, Smog, Marijuana Munchies, Oh Those Landlords, Alvin Twist, Swamp Lake, Dead Puppies, Pencil Neck Geek, King Tut Jul 16, 1978
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HOWIE MANDEL INTERIVEW: Normal, Spam, Martian Hop, Gangs, Burp, Beatles Medley, Go Go Pogo, Yuppiedrone, Bobby, Airline, Jetsons, I Do the Watusi, Junk Food Junkie, Roaches, Existential Blues (MONO ONLY) Jul 27, 1986
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OLD WEST PART II 1903: Part Two of Dr. D's tribute to the Old West takes a Demented look at how cowboy culture has endured and changed in the 20th and 21st centuries. Some adult themes and occasional expletives. Jan 19, 2019
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PART TWO: Sleep Mama Talk to your Daughter, I Got a Wife, Barney Google, Manana, Molasses, Waterloo, Pepino, I Get a Kick out of You, Baby it's Cold Outside, Motel Time, Doing What Comes Naturally, Wet Dream, Stoned, Ape Call, Pale Blues, Davy's Dinghy, Admiral's Daughter, Go West Young Man, Gloomy Sunday (MONO ONLY) Jan 7, 1973
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PART ONE: Money, Mad Dogs & English Men, I'm in Love with my Teacher, Charlie Brown, Teenage Bill of Rights, Point of Order, Floop, Hut Sut Song, Hunting Blues, Shot Gun Boogie, Mountain Dew, Tree Frog, Singing in the Bath Tub, Transportation Blues, Skokian, Man Who Comes Around, Keep a Knockin (MONO ONLY) Jan 7, 1973
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OLD WEST 1902: This week we salute the Old West, the land of cattle drives and gunfighters that continues to be celebrated in songs (including some very funny ones) and stories, a century after the fences went up and the saloons shut down. First of two parts. Jan 12, 2019
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DEAD ALEWIVES INTERVIEW: I Don't Wanna do That, I Won't Grow up, Yellow Septran Bus, Spare Parts, Ballad of William Robinson, Intergalactic Laxative, My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors, I Got a Wife, Answering Machine, Dungeons and Dragons, Kill the Rabbit, Cows with Guns Apr 20, 1997
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ANIMALS: Sunday Driving, One Hen, Ballad of Hall & Oats, Your Feet's too Big, Big Balls, Big Butt, Cosmic Debris, In the Mood, Beatle Barkers medley, Old McDonald has a Farm, Down on the Electronic Farm, Rocky meets Moose, Harry's Jockstrap, Homecoming Queen's got a Gun May 5, 1985
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BRITAIN 1901: Our first show of 2019 highlights funny music from Britain. Songs that make a lot of sense, songs that make little or none at all, and many hilarious levels in between. No duplication with the "England" show of last September. Also some very nice new stuff that came in while we were celebrating the holidays. Jan 5, 2019
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COOL & STRANGE INTERVIEW: Our historian Jeff Morris interviews the Doc for Cool & Strange magazine. (Note that a couple of innocuous "4 letter words" are heard in the course of the interview.) (MONO ONLY) Jul 2, 1997
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FUNNY 25 1852: And here they are...the Funny 25 for 2018. Close race for #1 this year. Plus a few after-Christmas songs for you! Dec 29, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: We're in the Money, Metal Head, Dueling Tubas, Break Wind, Shaving Cream, Pass the Dutchie, Treat You like a Lady, Frogs are Fun, Original Sin, Happy Talk, Silicon Valley Guy, Falklands, Place for my Stuff, Mother Nature, Pencil Neck Geek, Titties & Beer Jan 16, 1983
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KMET PART ONE: Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Rawhide, Junk Food Junkie, Roll with me Henry, Pizza Man, Beer Hunter, Drunk, Turbulence, Mule Train, Whip it, Garbage, It's Still Billy Joel to me, Rocket '88, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Brother can you Spare a Dime?, No Depression Jan 16, 1983
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CHRISTMAS 1851: Dr. D's last blast for Christmas 2018 is another stellar all-new program of vintage Demented holiday delights, many by request (and a couple of provocative new ones too) plus a special Christmas edition of the Audio Torture Chamber. Dec 22, 2018
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FOURTH OF JULY: 200 Candles, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Merry Minuet, Thing, Ape Call, Blimp, What the Engine Done, Skateboard, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Close to You, 16 Tons, Mongoloid, King Tut, Grandmother's Song, Making Love in a Subaru Jul 2, 1978
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CHRISTMAS PART I KSCA: I Want a Blow-up Doll for Christmas, I've Got some Presents for Santa, Santa Baby, Frosty the Dopeman, Boy Named Santa, I am Santa Claus, Hanukah Rocks, What do You Get a Wookie for Christmas, Wreck the Halls, Little Drummer Boy, Ding Fries are Done, Hanukah Song Dec 8, 1996
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HOLIDAYS 1850: It's Act Two of our holiday trilogy for 2018! Once again the Doctor hauls out the stepladder and retrieves a bunch of the best and a handful of the worst novelty Christmas songs of all time from that high shelf where they rest undisturbed for most of the year. (Parents of young children should take note of a couple of song titles toward the end of the show). Dec 15, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Rock Around the Clock, Alcoholic Blues, Birds & Bees, Let's do it, It Tickles, Scratching, Running Ragged, Baby it's Cold Outside, Wipe it off, Green Christmas, Baltimore Fire, Backwater Blues, Just a Girl men Forget, Man Smart Woman Smarter, Transfusion, Christmas Balls (MONO ONLY) Nov 26, 1972
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KMET PART 1: Delicious, Trouble with Harry, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, What me Worry, Little Fly Song, Hold Tight, Davy's Dinghy, Big Noise from Winetka, Dr. Ben Casey, River Blues, Chloe, Eloise, Rhythm & Blues, Civilization, Dig, Belly up to the Bar, Nice to Get up in the Morning (MONO ONLY) Nov 26, 1972
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1849: On our all-new show this week we have the grand finale of our Chanukah/Hanukkah celebration...and Act 1 of our three-act Christmas festival. Oldies but goodies + newies but screwies to help you Trim a Tree with Dr. D. Laughter all the way! Dec 8, 2018
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Flying Saucer '97, UFO, Online Religion, Music Sex & Cookies, Little Toot, Alvin's Chipmunk Band, Black Dog, Stairway to Heaven, Answering Machine, I Kissed a Girl, Leaping, I Wish I was a Lesbian, Eskimo, Gay Parade, Some of my Best Friends are Straight, Kinko the Clown, Ode to my Car, Cows with Guns Aug 31, 1997
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1978 FUNNY 25! Dec 31, 1978
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WINTER/TOP TEN 1848: Winter has arrived a little early in some places this year, and we celebrate with Yingle Bells and yellow snow. Hanukkah is also earlier than usual, and I have songs for that, and a few for Christmas as well...and to top it all off, the final Top Ten of 2018! Dec 1, 2018
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KMET PART 2, IT CAME FROM HOLLYWOOD INTERVIEW: Mama Told me not to Come, Wasn't that a Party, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Turn on the Head, Blob, Breakwind, Crepitation Contest, Green Garden Hose, Madness, I Want to be Normal, Marvin, Fish Heads Oct 24, 1982
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KMET PART 1, PENN INTERVIEW: Ethel Pump, Circular Impression, Music Sex & Cookies, Hey Liberace, Rag Mop, Preppy, Tubby the Tuba, Metal Head, Bach is Dead, Please Don't Talk to the Lifeguard, With the Wind and Rain in your Hair, Go See Al Oct 24, 1982
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RECORDS 1847: The subject is records - the medium and how it evolved, from wax cylinders to the Vinyl Revival. Lots of rare and fun examples. I'll also play some listeners' all-time favorites and bid farewell to Roy Clark. Nov 24, 2018
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STUPID, KSCA LIVE: Hangover, Sensitive New-age Guys, I Know You're a Fish, We are the Worms, Job Interview, Bad TV Show Host, Curly Shuffle, All my Friends are Drug Fiends, Another Puff, What I like About Booze, Dare to be Stupid, Butthead, Nobody Home, Mairsy Dotes, Dodgers Song, Pull my Finger, Amish Paradise Jan 12, 1997
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SUMMER: Loving you has Made me Bananas, summer montage, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Dragnet in Kindergarten, Drowning in the Surf, Mr. Frump, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Elderly Man River, Mule Skinner Blues, Man with the Jive, My Old Flame, Pencil Neck Geek, School Days, Spam Jun 25, 1978
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THANKSGIVING TURKEYS 1846: Our Thanksgiving celebration for 2018 includes Demented salutes to the holiday gathering, and also a hearty (?) serving of musical "turkeys" (a la the Golden Turkey Awards for movies). Note: the second hour is not recommended as dinner music! Nov 17, 2018
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 2: Wreck the Halls, Jingle Bells, Blue Christmas, White Christmas, Christmas Carol, Green Christmas, Santa Jaws, Randolph the Flat Nose Reindeer, Hanukah Song, Santa and his Old Lady, My Two Front Teeth, Merry Christmas to All, Christmas Carol Dec 18, 1977
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CHRISTMAS 1977 PART 1: Frosty the Dopeman, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Open me First, Jingle Bells, Santa Fly, Chipmunk Song, Santa's Beard, Frontier Christmas, Dept. Store Santa, Football, Christmas Tree, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Daddy's Christmas, Beatles Christmas Dec 18, 1977
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UGLY 1845: This week's show is UGLY. Lots of songs about ugly people. Some of them are mean and nasty! But funny, too. Trigger warning: A few could be described as sexist. Special added attraction: Bohemian Rhapsody spoofs. Nov 10, 2018
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CHRISTMAS IN JULY: I Don't have to Work Tomorrow, Dirty old Man, Bang my Bald Spot, Who's on First, Marry an Ugly Woman, Mama get your Hammer, Crusher, Head Cheese, O Holy Night, Dear Santa, Restroom Door Said Gentlemen, Tired of the Hanukah Song, Frosty the Dope Man, Ding Fries are Done, I am Santa Claus, Rusty Chevrolet, Night Santa went Crazy Jul 20, 2003
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ALLAN SHERMAN PROFILE: We are the Now-tones, Johnny Cash, Pink Pills for Pale People, Duncan, Cocaine Decisions, Do it on the Floor, On the 5:15, Silicon Valley Guy, Rye Whiskey, Satchel and a Seck, Sarah Jackman, Hello Muddah Hello Faddah, Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Pop Hates the Beatles, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of me, Harry's Jockstrap, Yoda Jun 26, 1983
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TOP TEN 1844: With Halloween in the rearview mirror, we forge ahead into new dimensions of Dementia! Laughing! Confusion! Plastic! Plus the Top Ten for October. Warning - occasional drug songs and cuss words. Nov 3, 2018
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KMET LIVE PART 2 NOV 81: Tale of the Ticker, Money, Sneeze Song, Little Black Dress, Cave Man, Me and my Vibrator, Ballad of the Medfly, Pocket Calculator, Punk Polka, Dan's Song, James Bond, I Like, Commerials on 45, Dead Puppies, Shock Treatment, Stop Dragging my Car Around Nov 8, 1981
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KMET LIVE PART 1 NOV 81: We are the Champions, Dodger Stadium, We are Dead, Dying Business, Forest Lawn, Dancing Fool, Rubber Duckie, Dying Duck in the Thunder Storm, Psycho Chicken, Legend of Jesse James, Sister Mary Elephant, Vatican Rag, Pizza Man, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Friendship Nov 8, 1981
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HALLOWEEN 1843: Here's Part 2 of our all-new Halloween spectacular for 2018! Oct 27, 2018
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CARS ON KSCA: Mercury Blues, Cadillac Heaven, Learn how to Drive, Driving Instructor, Car Noises, Harv Kirshner, One Piece at a Time, Dance of the Hours, Car Phone, Driving in San Francisco, Car Song medley, Contact, Making Love in a Subaru, Hot Rod Lincoln, Transfusion Jun 25, 1995
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN INTERVIEW: Hunting Song, Gun Control, Mummy, Christopher Columbus, Don't Bang on the Piano, Kitchen Man, Giggles, Money Program, Basketball Jones, Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout, Diet Song, Smoke Off, Brady Bunch, Someone Ate the Baby, Hamster Love Oct 15, 1978
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HALLOWEEN I 1842: Here's the first of our two all-new Halloween shows for 2018. Lots of old favorites plus some goodies I've never played before. Rated PG-13 (mostly for Stephen Lynch). Oct 20, 2018
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KMET PART 2: When the Mush Begins to Rush, Shut up, Columbus Discovers America, Real Wild Child, Bee Side, Beautiful Long Beach, October in Oxnard, Mysterious Mose, October in Oxnard, Tubby the Tuba, He Hit me, Hot Smoke and Sassafras, Chocolate Toenails, Hot Nuts, Fonz Song, Star Drek Oct 10, 1976
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KMET PART 1: Step Right up, Birds and Bees, Star Trek Blues, Protest Song, Sunny Side Up, Beans, Martian Modulation, Specific Hospital, King Kong, Beat on the Brat, Phonic Poem, Pinto Pony, Rock around the Blooper, Mixed-up Confusion, My Wife is on a Diet, Let's Make the Water Turn Black Oct 10, 1976
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1841: Here are some more hilarious, and sometimes moving, songs and comedy bits involving senior citizens. Some make fun of them, some rise to their defense, and many do both. Note: a few passing expletives in the Wild Man Fischer tracks, and one (half-buried) in the Fugs song. Oct 13, 2018
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SHORT SONGS: Sounds of Sinus, Dungeons & Dragons, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Cat Song, On the Shoulders of Freaks, 26-second Song, Zilch, I like Food, Ballad of Spiro Agnew, Little Boxes, I'm Happy, Football, Moisture, I love Beans, Frozen Embryos, Frazzled, Cupcakes, Them Moose Goosers, Happy Boy, Scotsman Nov 17, 2002
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Tibetan Memory Trick, Elements, 10 Little Bottles, I Want my Baby Back, Books Jumped up, 50's Sound, Gasoline Rag, It's Money that I Love, Poor Man's Heaven, Daddy Duck's Rhapsody, Don't Bang on the Piano, Your Feet's too Big, Be-bop Spoken Here, 400 Mile Gas Line, Disco Sucks, Time Warp Aug 26, 1979
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RELIGION PART 2 1840: Time to get sanctified and Dementified with Religion: The Sequel. Dr. Demento says: "I barely scraped the surface of this amazingly complex and exciting subject last July; we'll dig deeper this time! I have enormous respect for religion, but be aware that some of these songs may be considered highly irreverent!" Oct 6, 2018
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 3: Telephone Man, What if Your Girlfriend was Gone?, Whole Lotta Love, Dead Skunk, Chucky Cheese Hell, Junk Food Junkie, What I Like about Booze, Sex & Violence, Bald Guys, Dinner with Drac, Purple People Eater, I put a Spell on You, Halloween, Werewolves of London, With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm Oct 1, 2001
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TOP TEN 1839: The Top Ten for September, with a surprise #1. On the way from here to there we encounter hobos, salamanders, groceries, telephones, plastic and puberty! Not to mention rubber ducks. Sep 29, 2018
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PART 2 KMET: Clink Clink Another Drink, WPLJ, DMV, Crunchy Frog, Jingle Bells, Merry Christmas in the NFL, Hardcore Granola, I Love Olives, It's Still Weird Al to me, Another one Makes a Fuss, Carter Gets a Phone Call, Stardrek, Space Invaders, Moose Turd Pie, Legend of the Titanic Nov 30, 1980
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PART 1 KMET: Merry Minuet, Everywhere is Christmas, Farewell to Punk, I'd Rather be Brook Shields, Party Doll, Good King Kong Looked Out, Sleigh Ride, Jim's Windy Mule, Cow Patty, Clean Story, Real Will of Howard Hughes, Why Did I get Married, Money, OK Laughing Record Nov 30, 1980
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BRITISH 1838: We fly to England on Demented wings for a 100-minute history of British comedy song from Gilbert & Sullivan to the Toy Dolls! Sep 22, 2018
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HALLOWEEN II: Dark Shadows, I Want my Baby Back, Grave Robbing Tonight, Grim Grinning Ghosts, With Her Head Tucked Under her Arm, Monster Rap, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Dead Man's Party, Nudist Colony of the Dead, It's Alive, Sitting up with the Dead, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, Cemetary Girls, Werewolves of London, Werecow, Monster Mash Oct 30, 1994
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Dirty old Man, Under the Table with Her, Jolly Green Giant, Little Blue Man, Nola, Nixorcist, Normal, Cocktails for Two, Tennessee Bird Walk, Prince's Panties, Marie Provost, Clone of my Own, Argument Clinic, Hamster Love, Gumball Wizard Jun 18, 1978
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SENIOR CITIZENS 1837: We salute Senior Citizens this week! All kinds of songs with all kinds of attitudes. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Granny and the Kid"). Sep 15, 2018
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PART TWO: Singing Cowboy, Back in the Saddle Again, That Silver Haired Daddy of Mine, Blood on the Saddle, Red River Valley, Cool Water, Hoppy Gene & me, Happy Trails, Pinto Pony, Mall Song, Little Boxes, Mr. Livingston, Eating Goober Peas, Sidewalk Surfing, It's a Gas, Bounce your Boobies, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Waffle Whiffer Aug 24, 1975
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PART ONE: Loosen up, Lumberjack Song, When I was a Boy on Mars, Merry-go-round, She Dances with Meat, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, John Birch Society, Respect, Dungaree Doll, Trucking, Battle of New Orleans, Van Lingle Mungo, Open the Door Richard, Drinking Man's Diet, Jerry the Junker, Boobs a Lot, Horrible Breath Aug 24, 1975
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SCHOOL 1836: School is in! Some of us are still in school and making memories for the future. As for the rest of us, we still have our memories, and a whole lot of funny songs about schools of all kinds, from nursery school to college. Hear a bunch of the best and a few of the worst on this week's new Dr. Demento Show, along with the **second** song I ever played by Weird Al, plus a colorful new song where Al himself figures in the story, and Andy Griffith's immortal football fantasy. Sep 8, 2018
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FOREIGN LANGUAGES: Jurassic Park, Jenna Jenna, She's a Guy, I'm my own Grandpa, Porno Star, Armpit Farts, Working Where the Sun Don't Shine, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Je Taime, Boogie, Shaving Cream, In my Country, Devil Went to Jamaica Jun 24, 2001
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FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Like a Surgeon, Fatal Beatings, Polka-dot Undies, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Drug Busters, Bye Johnny, Last Will & Temperment, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Yuppiedrone, Part Time Plumbers, It's the Real World After All Jul 13, 1986
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LABOR DAY 1835: Happy Labor Day! Work may not always be fun, but it's inspired a lot of funny songs - about brain surgeons and garbagemen, road managers and office managers, cops and criminals. I'll also bring back the very first tape I ever played by Weird Al. Sep 1, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Summertime Blues, Battle of Kookamunga, My Bicycle Tillie, Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic, William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Popcorn Song, Metric Maggot, Cocaine Habit Blues, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Alice's Restaurant Sep 9, 1979
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KMET PART ONE: Doggy Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Convoy, Urban Spaceman, 2000-year-old Man, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Ain't we Crazy, Cretin Hop, Twisted, Rock Lobster, Yokohama Mama, Driving Instructor, Good Advice, Ballad of Fearless Dwight Sep 9, 1979
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TOP TEN 1834: The sweetly bloody tale of Louie Colletti, Freddy and Betty, and the B side as well -- plus tacos and cocktails, two kinds of Looney Tunes, three So Long songs, and oh yes, the Top Ten for August. Aug 25, 2018
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Whole Lotta Love, Time Warp, Cheese Shop, You Wanna Buy a Bunny?, I am Whale, Bloat on, 30 Thousand Pounds of Bananas, I Took my Organ to a Party, Civilization, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Terror, Monster Mash, Clean Song, Highly Illogical, King Tut, Dead Puppies, Shaving Cream, Ballad of Irving Jun 11, 1978
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ED'S REDEEMING QUALITIES INTERVIEW: One Chord Songs, Davy's Dinghy, Bounce your Boobies, Rudy Rudy, Demented News, Revolution will not be Televised, 18 Wheels Later, Little more Gauze, Like a Surgeon, Goodness Gracious me, I met a Man, Bob, I Loot L.A., Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Ren & Stimpy May 17, 1992
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DOGS & CATS 1833: It's the dog days of August, and the cat days too! We celebrate both on this week's new show. Lots of funny people songs too, including "She Got a Nose Job" and other nasal melodies, "It's Hot As Balls Outside" and introducing "Harry Poppins." Aug 18, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: Tale of the Ticker, Wanna Buy a Bunny?, Tick Tock Sick, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, Evil Boll Weevil, Little More Gauze, Tennessee Waltz, Shuffle off to Buffalo, Dueling Tubas, Davy's Dinghy, Chipmunk Song, Hoppy Gene & Me, Los Angeles, Hot Dog Boogie, Plexiglass Toilet (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Moose on the Loose, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Chewing Gum, Go West Young Man, All Right Louie Drop the Gun, One Meat Ball, Crusher, My Son the Vampire, Boa Constrictor, Late Late Movies, El Monte, Beans, Ugly Child, Sweet Violets, Smoke on the Water, Hard Day's Night (MONO ONLY) Dec 8, 1974
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RANDOM 1832: This is basically one of the "random choice" shows the Doctor likes to do once a year or thereabouts. He did tinker with this one a little bit, with a set featuring songs from the first year the show was on the air, and one on the evolution of the 1960 hit single "Mule Skinner Blues." Aug 11, 2018
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THE YEAR 1971: We are the Worms, Baby Snakes, Don't Send in the Clowns, Old Philosopher, Flying Saucers, Fur Coat, Talking Again, I Got a Wife, Thorazine Shuffle, Dave, Ajax Liquor Store, Fat Man's Prayer, I Think We're all Bozos on the Bus, My Pants go Down, South Park Junkie Apr 12, 1998
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Sunday Driving, Acapulco Gold, Refugee, Old Man Atom, Your Love is like Nuclear Waste, Frozen Logger, Miss Piggy for President, I Saw a UFO Last Night, New Wave, Intro & Outro, We are the Nowtunes, Open me First, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Disco Sucks, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 3, 1980
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LIVE IN STUDIO 1831: This show features another hour of live performances recorded during tapings of the Dr. Demento Show from the 1970s to the 2000's with Weird Al, Henry Phillips, T-Bone Stankus and more (it's a sequel to the April 14, 2018 episode) plus sets about strangeness, August, and Azusa. Rated PG-13 for occasional expletives. Aug 4, 2018
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Feb. 15 93 to Mar. 12 93): Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Rock Stars, Lady I Know, You Were Speeding, Bathroom on the Right, George Washington, Reggae Popeye, Smoke, 2000-year-old Man, Scotsman, Lane Experts, His Majesty the Policeman, Delivery, Africa, Mick Jagger at 49, Battered Plants, Fatal Beatings, Should Pads, Frazzled, Driving Feb 15, 1993
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TOP TEN 1830: Here's the Top Ten for July, plus a pop-up special topic - Golf, and sundry delights and surprises. Jul 28, 2018
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KMET PART 2: Any Ice Today Lady, Westward Ho, Chinese Nights, Smoking Reefers, Wet Dream, Lay in the Hay, Snatch and Grab It, Get a Load of This, Small Busted Women, Time Warp, Masochism Tango, Rubber Duckie, Son of Irving, Making Love in a Subaru, King Tut Jun 18, 1978
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KMET PART 1: Duke of Prunes, Drowning in the Surf, Father's Day, My Father, Leader of the Laundromat, Leaping Lesbians, What a Funny Place to Kiss a Girl, Burping Bird, Camelot, Mammary Glands, Civilization, Man Who Comes Around, Butcher Pete, Oh Mama Jun 18, 1978
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SPOKEN 1829: Here's Part 2 of our Spoken Word Spectacular, with more all-time classics and forgotten favorites! Note: several expletives used in non-sexual contexts, mostly in the Eddie Murphy track. Jul 21, 2018
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Rock 'n' Roll Hell, Hard Day's Night, Piggy in the Middle, Old Diet Blues, Laughing Policeman, Dr. Freud, Total Nudity, It's in the Book, Breakfast Conversation, Wowie Zowie, Japanese Banana, Shishkebob, Chaos, King Tut, Hospitality Blues, Pencil Neck Geek Jun 4, 1978
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CHRISTMAS PART 2: 12 Gifts of Christmas, Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer, Rusty Chevrolet, Chimney Song, I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas, Money for Christmas, Pretty Little Dolly, Christmas Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Whip me Santa Claus, Santa's Moving on, Frosty the Dopeman Dec 23, 1990
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ADVERTISING PART 2 1828: Here comes Part Two of our most requested special topic this year - Advertising! Funny commercials, real and satiric, and songs inspired by commercials. Lots of outrages in the first hour, too! Jul 14, 2018
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KMET PART TWO: She Loves You, I Want my Baby Back, Dr. Demento theme, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Cow Pasture Polka, Johnny Got a Yo Yo, Man Who Comes Around, Farming, Fog on the Hudson, Polly Wolly Doodle, Knockers up, Let it All Hang Out, Doing What Comes Naturally Feb 18, 1973
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KMET PART ONE: Snatch & Grab it, Feuding Banjos, Elmer & the Bear, Freddy the Freshman, Queen of the House, Little White Duck, What a Crazy Guy, Diddie wa Diddie, Peter Piper, Dead Skunk, Clap your Hands, Ling Ting Tong, Hospitality Blues (MONO ONLY) Feb 18, 1973
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RELIGION 1827: Our topic this week is Religion. Funny songs about a serious subject! Plus Barnes & Barnes' new song about our Great Leader. This show is rated PG-13; includes the uncensored "Religion and Politics" in the final set. Jul 7, 2018
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ALCOHOL: 500 Miles, What I like about Booze, Eat me I'm Danish, Riddler, Stalking, Trial of the Century, Born to be Wild, There was a Fungus among us, Hell I'd Go, Three Jolly Coachmen, Gentry's Gin, In Heaven There is no Beer, I'm a Squid, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Aug 6, 1995
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CHIPMUNKS INTERVIEW: Chocolate, Wet T-shirt Night, I like Food, Jogger's Song, Hi-Fi Blues, Black Lassie, E.T.'s Adventures in L.A., Whip It, Witch Doctor, Japanese Banana, Alvin's All-Star Chipmunk Bank, Stallone Again Naturally, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Icebox Man, I Love Rocky Road Aug 22, 1982
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AMERICA 1826: Our Fourth of July show this year is light on the explosions but strong on Mad Music and Crazy Comedy with America as the subject. A wide variety of viewpoints as you might expect...and the Top Ten too. Note: the George Carlin, Stephen Lynch, Baldbox and Phil Johnson items are uncensored. Jun 30, 2018
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AIRPLANES 8329: Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Blister in the Sun, Boobs a Lot, Bowlegged Woman, Nose Job, Gumby, Mr. Wizard & Timmy, It Came from Outer Space, I Write the Songs, I Found a Peach, Never Swat a Fly, My Pink Half of the Drainpipe, My Body the Car, Airplane Song, Come Josephine in my Flying Machine, Lucky Lindy, I Lost my Heart on a 747, Scotsman, Bras on 45 Jul 17, 1983
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ELVIS 8332: Boogie, Smoke two Joints, Fighter Pilot, Let's Cut a Record, Navy Gets the Gravy, Mutiny in the Mess Hall, Shiny Shiny, This Old Heart, When the Crabgrass Blooms Again, Rubber Duckie, You Don't Bring me Flowers, My Boy Elvis, Elvis for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Elvis & his Boss, Elvis Imitator, Boogie in your Butt, I Love Rocky Road, My Dead Dog Rover Aug 7, 1983
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HOMETOWNS 1825: Today we celebrate hometowns - towns and cities in the USA and elsewhere, as saluted (and/or lampooned) by Tom Lehrer, Emo Phillips, Rose and the Arrangement, Carmen Miranda and many more (including Weird Al's first-ever commercial recording, before "My Bologna.") Some funny food songs in the first hour, and some sexy computers ("Binary Love" is rated PG-13). Jun 23, 2018
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King Tut, Istanbul not Constantinople, Beam me up Scotty, Weather Forecast, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Dance of the Hours, Can you Dig it, Sweet Transvestite, Freckle Song, Bird on my Head, Pet Shop, Transfusion, Who's on First, Hamster Love May 28, 1978
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Fat Man's Prayer, I Get Weird, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space, Dragnet Goes to Kinderarten, Gipper Gate Blues, New Philosopher, Home Team won the Toss, Der Fuehrer's Face, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Seven Words you can Never Say on TV, Bubble Gum Medley, Time Warp, Ronnie's Rap, Hip to be Bare Jan 18, 1987
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NONSENSE 1824: Another fine mess of arrant (or errant) nonsense, plus a Dr. Demento salute to Father's Day and real good stuff about robots, outer space and such. (Rated PG-13.) Jun 16, 2018
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