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TOBACCO 0818: The topic this week is tobacco. It smells bad, and there's a lot of evidence that it's bad for us...but some of us love it, a lot more of us seem to need it, and there are a whole lot of funny songs and comedy bits about tobacco. We'll smoke some of the best ones on this show. **We're starting a new feature with this show...from now on each Dr. Demento Show available for streaming at www.drdemento.com will contain a BONUS SEGMENT -- 10 minutes or more of songs that are **not** included on this week's radio show. These bonus segments will feature some of our most requested, hardest-to-find songs from waaay back in the Demento Archives.** May 4, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0817: It's Top Ten time once again, featuring the hottest and coolest Demented hits of April 2008. A nice mix of old and new things this time. In our first hour we play the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game, and also celebrate road kill, and the things and people that exist next door to us...plus a song that Bob Dylan gets credit for discovering, that he almost certainly heard for the first time on the Dr Demento show. Apr 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HAPPY EARTH DAY 0816: We celebrate the earth, and the dirt it's made of. We also say an early goodbye to Royal Canadian Air Farce, which will call it a career soon after 37+ years...and hello to The Great Luke Ski's new version of "The Chainsaw Juggler," with 18, count 'em 18, guest stars. Apr 20, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 21, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

SELF 0815: Further explorations of the self - I Wish, I Have, I Feel, and more. Also a couple of politically incorrect hits from the 1960s, a couple of tax time tunes for April 15, and the world's oldest known musical recording. Apr 13, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 14, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 7, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0813: The Top Ten for March 2008...together with the three P's -- pianos, pizzas and penises. (Also pixies, and Pittsburg). Mar 30, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHILDREN 0812: Songs about nice children can be heartwarming...but the ones about nasty kids are much funnier! Guess which kind of songs we feature in this show. We also salute the late Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons), organic restrooms, and the Easter Bunny. Mar 23, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 24, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

GREEN 0811: St. Patrick's Day, the spring equinox, and Easter, all in the same week! It's enough to turn the Dr. Demento Show green, and that's exactly what happens. Mar 16, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 17, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CELEBRITIES 0810: This show (or most of it) is all about celebrities. Famous people often inspire scorn, jealousy and/or lust among the satiric songwriters in our culture, and all of those are on display this week...along with songs actually sung by celebrities who did not become famous because of their singing. Other neat items here include "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din), the Contra Rap and our first taste of Sean Cullen's scandalous new CD. Mar 9, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 10, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

DPOD 0809: Random choice rules on this show! All the songs were picked at random from the thousands of songs I've played since 1970, as listed on the Demented Music Database (www.dmdb.org). Among the scarcer items are Alliance's hip-hop deconstruction of "Fish Heads," Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara's tribute to the 1976 King Kong remake, and a 1961 single by Dick Van Dyke. Mar 2, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 3, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0808: The Top Ten rides again as we bring you the hottest and coolest for February. Other highlights include Victor Borge's "Inflationary Language" ("They were very proud of the fact that their fivefathers had been among the creninetors of the American Constithreetion"), the Fools "Psycho Chicken"and Deryl Dodd's delightfully risque "New Tony Lamas." Feb 24, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

BIRDS 0807: The Dr Demento show takes wing this week with a salute to birds. And bees. And "the birds and the bees." Rare and notable items include Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's spoof of 1967 psychedelia, "The L. S. Bumblebee," our first Florence Foster Jenkins song in 20 years, Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees" and, just in time for the reunion, "We Shot The New Kids On The Block." Feb 17, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 18, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

LOVE SONGS 0806: Nearly the entire show is devoted to Demented love songs. Our Valentine's Day salute is bigger and better than ever! Feb 10, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

HAWAII 0805: Warm up your radio! This week we leave the ice and snow behind and head to Hawaii for an hour of tropical Dementia. Spike Jones and Space Ghost join some of Hawaii's greatest home-grown humorists on this week's show. Feb 3, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 4, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE RETURN OF THE TOP TEN! 0804: Here they are, the hottest and coolest demented hits for January. Other topics include TV, electronic gaming and exercise. Hard to find items include "I Bent My Assagai", the original complete British version (a truncated version was issued in the USA as "Zulu Drake"). Also included is an unedited cut of "Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys, remixed in stereo by Jeff Morris. Jan 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 21, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

IDENTITY CRISIS? 0802: We explore the subject of identity with "I Am" type songs. "I Am" a cow, a whale, an astronaut, a train, a lumberjack, a gnu, and my own grandpa...not to mention Larry. Our artist of the week is the Mrs. Ackroyd Band, from England and Wales, featuring Les Barker. Jan 13, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 14, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 7, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 24, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 17, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #2 0749: Here we go again with Part Two of our four-part holiday celebration...songs that only get let out of their cages once each year! Time to trim the tree with Dr. D (and spin the dreidel too). Several sought-after rarities in this show - "Blue Christmas" with Seymour Swine, "Here Comes Santa" by Victor Banana, "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts...and "Ding! Fries Are Done" (because we all grab fast food during the holiday crush...who has time to eat anything else?) **ALSO** Please send any comments (good or bad) regarding the improved sound quality on this week's and last week's shows to webmaster@drdemento.com Dec 9, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 10, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #1 0748: Here we go with Number One of our four holiday specials for 2007. We've got songs for Hanukkah (and Chanukah too) and lots of thoroughly crazed Christmas carols, old and new. (We think "F**K Christmas," as edited by Dr. D., is even funnier than the unbleeped original). "Showdown At The North Pole" should arouse some interesting conversations...the conflict is Jesus vs. Santa Claus. *ALSO* This show is now in improved quality for both members and non-members! Dec 2, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 3, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ]