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The Official World Wide Dr. Demento Streaming Site
"I'm Dr. Demento and I approve of this Web Site" 
Dr. Demento brings MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right to your home via the Internet.
Now you can save money by buying several of your favorite shows at once! Check out our package deals below. You can buy five shows for $9.00 instead of the regular price of $10.00 if you bought them individually.
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(Please note that you are not purchasing a download but a single performance which is streamed to your computer.
Any offers mentioned in older shows are null and void at this point.)
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Christmas, Hanukkah, and Funny 25 (uncensored) 2005
(Added Dec 14, 2008) |
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Christmas, Hanukkah, and Funny 25 2006
(Added Dec 7, 2008) |
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| CHRISTMAS, 06: Let the celebrations begin! This week Dr Demento presents Show #1 of our Christmas & Hanukkah party which will run right through Christmas Eve. It's a mixture of weird & wild new demented carols (including one about Christmas on an asteroid, and another in which Christmas gets mixed up with Halloween) and riotous perennials like "Holy S***, It's Christmas" and "Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass." Trim your tree with Dr. D!
Dec 3, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
| CHRISTMAS#2 06: It's Week Two of our four week Christmas-Hanukkah blast here at the Dr Demento show...and this week the Christmas legends get twisted every which way but loose...with such crazed carols as "Christmas In The Nude," "Merry Christmas You Suckers," "Kill A Tree For Christ" and "Christmas On Acid" along with such old chestnuts as "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "Christmas Balls" and that eternal favorite, the extra gory version of "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al. Plus, as a special treat, the demented ditty from 1998 that may well have inspired the new movie "Deck the Halls."
Dec 10, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
| CHRISTMAS, 06 #3:Our seasonal festivities roll on with a hilarious mix of Christmas and Hanukkah songs. Tom Lehrer, Adam Sandler and Gefilte Joe and the Fish light Menorah candles, while "Weird Al" Yankovic, Albert Brooks and Chuck Pickleshimer help Dr. D trim the tree. Holiday spirit and holiday spirits are celebrated and satirized in songs like "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (the extra gory version), "Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire" and "I'm Spending Hanukkah In Santa Monica."
Dec 17, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
| CHRISTMAS 06 #4: It's our final Christmas show of 2006, and I think you'll agree we saved the best for last! Brand new demented discs mix with some of our most cherished Christmas oldies. "How Did This Thing Get In Me" by Mary & The Magi is the most imaginative and colorful (and, likely, accurate) new version of the original Christmas story I've heard in years. "Santa's EMail From Nigeria" by Dr. Elmo is another dandy new wrinkle. You'll chuckle at two (almost) forgotten 1950s knockoffs of the Chipmunk Song, not to mention Canned Heat's rare 1968 collaboration with the legendary rodents themselves. Actor Dave Coulier's 1980s "Cartoons Christmas" is a rare find.
Stan Freberg's "Christmas Dragnet," Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady" and Basil Rathbone's radiant reading of "The Night Before Christmas" help to make the season right. Dec 24, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
| FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety.
Dec 31, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
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Christmas, Hanukkah, and Funny 25 2007
(Added Nov 30, 2008) |
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| CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #1 0748: Here we go with Number One of our four holiday specials for 2007. We've got songs for Hanukkah (and Chanukah too) and lots of thoroughly crazed Christmas carols, old and new. (We think "F**K Christmas," as edited by Dr. D., is even funnier than the unbleeped original). "Showdown At The North Pole" should arouse some interesting conversations...the conflict is Jesus vs. Santa Claus. *ALSO* This show is now in improved quality for both members and non-members! Dec 2, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
| CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH #2 0749: Here we go again with Part Two of our four-part holiday celebration...songs that only get let out of their cages once each year! Time to trim the tree with Dr. D (and spin the dreidel too). Several sought-after rarities in this show - "Blue Christmas" with Seymour Swine, "Here Comes Santa" by Victor Banana, "Merry Christmas You Suckers" by Paddy Roberts...and "Ding! Fries Are Done" (because we all grab fast food during the holiday crush...who has time to eat anything else?) **ALSO** Please send any comments (good or bad) regarding the improved sound quality on this week's and last week's shows to webmaster@drdemento.com Dec 9, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
| CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
| CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
| THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
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Christmas Through The Years (selected shows from 1974 to 2002)
(Added Dec 21, 2008) |
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| KLSX Christmas part 2: Beatles, Christmas in California, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, Santa Claus Gone Bad, I Want the Batman for Christmas Dec 24, 1989 | [ Play List ] |
| Christmas 1974: Santafly, Jewish Christmas, Harry Kari, Don't Give Me No Goose, Christmas Dragnet Dec 22, 1974 | [ Play List ] |
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Funny 25's 2002-2006 (including 2005 uncensored)
(Added Dec 21, 2008) |
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| FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety.
Dec 31, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
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Top 50 from 1972 (4 hours), top 20 from 1974 (2 hours), top 50 from 1977 (4 hours)
(Added Dec 28, 2008) |
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| Live on KMET - This is the first ever Dr. Demento year-end countdown! It's a mixture of all-time classics and forgotten gems, plus a heavy dose of choice extras sprinkled in. At this time, Dr. Demento was a more laid back host, so this is not the high-energy show you're used to today. This show has been edited together from five different tapes, and as such the quality varies throughout. Special thanks to Dave & Tony Woodward for donating their tape of this show to the Dr. Demento archives. Some commercials have been included for nostalgia. MONO ONLY. Dec 31, 1972 | [ Play List ] |
| Live on KMET - This is the first ever Dr. Demento year-end countdown! (part 2 of above show, starting with #23) Dec 31, 1972 | [ Play List ] |
| KMET TOP 50 1977 part 2 (#27 to #1) including live performance by Weird Al Jan 1, 1978 | [ Play List ] |
| Top 20 1974: the year's biggest songs plus extras! Dec 29, 1974 | [ Play List ] |
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Funny 25's 1992-1996
(Added Dec 7, 2008) |
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Funny 25's 1997-2001
(Added Dec 14, 2008) |
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Halloween package #1:
Halloween 2005 (2 shows)
Halloween 2006 (2 shows)
bonus: Halloween 1974
(Added Oct 27, 2008) |
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| HALLOWEEN 06: Be scary and merry! You are now in the presence of the first of Dr.
Demento's two Halloween specials for 2006. Our Spooky Tunes and Scary Melodies this week include some rarities from deep in the catacombs ("The Man With The Weird Beard," for instance, and Elvira's very hard-to-find
singing debut, "Trick Or Treat") along with a Frightful Five countdown of this year's most requested haunted hits. Bonus: "Mr. Ghost Goes To Town" by the Jon Schwartz Project, which was Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz's band before he joined Weird Al. Oct 22, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
| HALLOWEEN 06 Part 2: Part Two of our two-part Halloween special features an all-new interview with Mr. Monster Mash himself, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, along with lots more
spooky tunes, scary melodies and haunted hits like "I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf," "Cemetery Girls," and "I Want My Baby Back." Oct 29, 2006 | [ Play List ] |
| Halloween: Mysterious Mose, Mr. Ghost Goes To Town, Halloween Spooks, My Handy Man, It's A Gas Oct 27, 1974 | [ Play List ] |
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Halloween package #2:
Halloween 2007 (2 shows)
Halloween 2008 (2 shows)
bonus: Halloween 1992
(Added Oct 27, 2008) |
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| 2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it’s Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby “Boris” Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
| HALLOWEEN#2-0743 2007 Halloween Party Part Two, with lots more spooky tunes and scary melodies...all time favorites, rarities from way down in the catacombs, and some new blood too. Includes “I Want My Baby Back,” “The Ballad of Bloody Guts,” “With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm” and a special Frightful Five countdown. Oct 28, 2007 | [ Play List ] |
| HALLOWEEN #1 0842: Here's Part One of our annual two-part fright festival...a whole show full of spooky tunes and scary melodies to trick and treat your mind (with a brief time out for Weird Al's birthday, and his brand new song). Rarities include the original "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" and Bobby Pickett's "The Monster Swim," plus a special set of "ghosts from Halloweens past" recorded in the 1930s. Oct 19, 2008 | [ Play List ] |
| HALLOWEEN #2 0843: Here's Part Two of our annual Halloween festival. Segment One features Halloween-type songs from (or inspired by) TV and the movies. Ghosts, goblins, zombies, werewolves, a werecow, and many other frightening friends are saluted before we arrive at our traditional last dance, the Monster Mash. Oct 26, 2008 | [ Play List ] |
| HALLOWEEN 9243: Werewolves, Shaggs, vampires, ghosts, haunted houses, terlets, and more Oct 25, 1992 | [ Play List ] |
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