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NAUTICAL/TOP TEN 1648: The Top Ten for November, plus a shipful of nautical dementia and more trash & treasures. Nov 26, 2016
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THANKSGIVING 1647: We celebrate America's annual food fight, aka Thanksgiving! This year is the 50th anniversary of the most famous Thanksgiving comedy song of all time. I also have a few songs, old and new, relating to the recent election. (Parental guidance: the very first song in the show has a couple of f-words). Nov 19, 2016
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NONSENSE 1646: Here's a perfect post-election tonic - two hours of total silliness and absolute nonsense! Nov 12, 2016
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TOP TEN 1645: The Top Ten for October...plus a farewell to John Zacherle, and just a few election songs (old and new, mostly after the countdown). Rarities include Steve Goodman's original 45 of "The Dying Cub Fan's Last Request," with Jethro Burns on mandolin, in honor of the Cubs winning the Series after 108 years. Nov 5, 2016
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1644 HALLOWEEN: Here's Part Two of this year's Halloween scaryfest...creepy classics and new stuff too. Monster Mash (and the story behind it), Dinner With Drac, Me And My Mummy, With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm and lots more. Bonus: the new record holder for shortest song in the history of the Billboard pop charts. Special Bonus: no election songs! (One candidate is mentioned in passing). Oct 29, 2016
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HALLOWEEN 1643: Here's Part 1 of our two-part Halloween blast for 2016. Songs I only play once a year, and some that have been locked up longer than that! Oct 22, 2016
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ELECTIONS 1642: Something I only get to do every four years - a presidential election show! There's a new Trump song, and out first Johnson song, but mostly we'll be recalling elections of the days when things were civilized! Elvis For President, Alvin For President, Snoopy For President, Miss Piggy For President, Sinatra singing for JFK, Rapmaster Ronnie and a whole lot more - plus songs about scary clowns and scary hunters! Oct 15, 2016
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RANDOM 1641: This week we have 33 delightfully demented discs picked at random, plus a tribute to Oscar Brand. Oct 8, 2016
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WE & US 1640: This week I have songs with "we" or "us" in the title. Doesn't sound real sexy, but it's an amazing assortment, and some of the songs **are** a little sexy (the show is PG-13, with a passing f-word or two). Also Terry Jones, Steve Goodie, Lin-Manuel Miranda with Weird Al, and a White House Rap Battle. Oct 1, 2016
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TOP TEN 1639: Top Ten for September (close race this time!) plus robots, bad boys, C. Martin Croker (voice of Zorak, R.I.P.) and more. Sep 24, 2016
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OBNOXIOUS PEOPLE 1638: The world is full of obnoxious people-jerks, idiots, doofuses, buttheads, bastards, and a**holes. Especially a**holes. Fortunately, all those obnoxious people have inspired a whole lot of hilarious songs and comedy bits, and we'll hear some of the best on this show. Rated PG-13 ("a**hole" is not bleeped on the show). Sep 17, 2016
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CANADA/FOOTBALL 1637: Double feature this week - the sequel to our Great White North extravaganza from May, with all different songs and sketches - plus (ta-daaa) Football! Lots of durty wurds in the last two songs. Sep 10, 2016
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LABOR DAY 1636: Once again this Labor Day weekend we have songs about working (and not working!) Here are a whole lot of our favorites, plus a short tribute to Gene Wilder. Rated PG-13. Sep 3, 2016
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TOP TEN 1635: School, sex & silliness, corporate Dementia, Barnes & Barnes rediscoveries, the 50th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!" - and the Top Ten too! Aug 27, 2016
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ANIMALS 1634: We celebrate the dog days of August this week...plus the cat days, the duck days, the pig days, the lizard days, the funky gibbon days and more! Aug 20, 2016
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BLUES 1633: Got another bucket o' blues for you today! "Hospitality Blues," "Recycled Vinyl Blues," "Existential Blues Pt. Too" and a bit of the real old time blues too. Aug 13, 2016
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FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS 1632: In honor of the new Meryl Streep film about "the world's worst opera singer," Florence Foster Jenkins, this show features an interview with her biographer Darryl W. Bullock, plus a half hour featuring more "bad singers" like Mrs. Miller and Leona Anderson...and an hour of really good funny music too. Aug 6, 2016
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TOP TEN 1631: The Top Ten for July, plus pizza, tacos, atoms, drugs, sex and violets. Jul 30, 2016
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LAUGHTER 1630: "Laughter is the best medicine!" says Dr. Demento. Lots of laughing songs (including one by the first African-American artist ever to make records) plus Zappa, Pokemon, Donald & Hillary too on this week's all-new Dr. Demento Show. Jul 23, 2016
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STATES 1629: We celebrated the U.S.A. for the Fourth of July...now it's time to celebrate some individual states. Also five brand new songs about Pokemon GO! Jul 16, 2016
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INSTRUMENTS 1628: Here's Part Two of our amazing collection of funny songs about musical instruments + songs about funny musical instruments. Highlights of the first hour include "I Think My Dog's a Democrat," "You're Always Throwing Salsa At the Light Bulbs," and "The Comedy Music Life." Jul 9, 2016
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FOURTH OF JULY 1627: Happy Fourth of July! This week I have songs about drinkin' beer and blowin' up stuff, but I'll also touch on such all-American topics as fast food, war, Elvis (and the late Scotty Moore), Garrison Keillor, Pocahontas, baseball, Ben Franklin, the Waldorf-Astoria, and that little brown shack out back...and by request I'll have some brief comments on the recent "Stairway to Heaven" legal case. Jul 2, 2016
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TOP TEN 1626: The Top Ten for June 2016, plus funny stuff about New York and Chicago, chickens and pigs, sex and cannibalism. Plus a couple for Muhammad Ali. Rated PG-13. Jun 25, 2016
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1625: Double feature this week - Father's Day, and the coming of summer - plus hot new stuff by Tim Cavanagh, Insane Ian and Steve Goodie. Rated PG-13, mostly for "Bluegrass" and "I'm Gonna Procreate". Jun 18, 2016
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LONG 1624: This is the week for Mega-Dementia. If it's not long, it doesn't belong! Every song and comedy bit on this show runs five minutes or more. Sit back and let the laughter roll! Jun 11, 2016
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INSECTS 1623: Our topic is insects. They bite us and sometimes make us sick and generally annoy the heck out of us, but they pollinate fruits and flowers, AND inspire funny songs! This week's show has a whole lot of those, with only a speck of repeats from the Insects show last July. Jun 4, 2016
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TOP TEN 1622: The Top Ten for May 2016, along with bicycles, animals and other assorted Demented diversions. May 28, 2016
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CANADA 1621: We salute Canada...the homeland of a lot of great audio humor, sketch comedy in particular. This week I have some of our all time most requested Canadian classics, including some that focus on what makes Canada delightfully different. Rated PG-13 (the Avenue Q song has an explicit sexual reference). May 21, 2016
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BLUES 1620: This show features the blues...not the slow sad blues, but the crazy Demented blues! Weird Al, Henry Phillips, Bonzo Dog, and of course Tom "T-Bone" Stankus' "Existential Blues," complete and unedited! May 14, 2016
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MOTHERS 1619: This week I have 34 songs and comedy bits about mothers and motherhood. Love, and sweetness, and kindness, and lots of other things too! May 7, 2016
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TOP TEN 1618: The Top Ten for April, plus funny songs about vintage TV, Cinco de Mayo, censorship, fun and laughter, and some of the Doctor's notorious Bonus Tracks at the end (with durty wurds & such). Apr 30, 2016
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STUPIDITY PART 2 1617: By popular demand, here's Stupidity: The Sequel. Judging by number of requests, this is the most popular non-holiday topic so far in 2016. Lots of songs never before heard on the show! Apr 23, 2016
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EARTH DAY/AROUND THE WORLD/MARIJUANA 1616: Three featured topics this week. In order of appearance: Earth Day, Around the World with Dr. D., and a set for 4-20. Some incidental nawty wirds and not-so-incidental cannabis references (in that last set). Apr 16, 2016
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MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS 1615: Our topic this week is musical instruments - funny songs inspired by guitars, pianos, banjos, bagpipes and various other instruments used in different kinds of music...including five about the tuba! Explore their sociological and sexual connotations with Dr. D. (Occasional naughty words). Plus a small tribute to the great Merle Haggard. Apr 9, 2016
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BASEBALL/BIRTHDAY 1614: Demented Baseball, plus Dr. Demento's Birthday! As the Doctor says, "It's only every few years that my birthday actually falls on the day a new show premieres, so I like to celebrate with an hour of special stuff. Mostly Demented, very much so, but also a few other musical things that are important to me." Apr 2, 2016
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TOP TEN 1613: Hidden tracks from CD's and LP's, silly songs about bunnies, sex and chocolate and more Demented springtime carols, plus the Top Ten for March! Mar 26, 2016
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SPRING 1612: It's springtime in the Land of Dementia! An hour-plus of Very Demented springtime songs, plus a song for every day of the week (two each for Friday & Saturday), songs from the new Wild Man Fischer CD, and the Donald Trump Club March! Rated PG-13 (there's a nasty word in the last verse of the very last song). Mar 19, 2016
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STUPID 1611: We celebrate stupidity in all its forms...stupid people, stupid actions, stupid songs! As Weird Al sang, Dare To Be Stupid! Also a tribute to Sir George Martin with some of his lesser known and most intriguing pre-Beatles productions. Mar 12, 2016
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LITTLE 1610: The topic today is a small one - literally. Little things - little animals - little people! From Little Boxes to the Smallest Thing Known to Man. Also creepy love songs, demented yodels, and lots and lots of laughter. A bit of explicit language on "Little Toot." Mar 5, 2016
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TOP TEN 1609: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus the Logan Awards nominees and other surprises. Rated PG-13 ("Sex Rhymes" is just what you'd expect from the title). Feb 27, 2016
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MONEY 1608: Lots of money for you this week...money music, that is! Our sequel to last May's money show has mostly different songs to entertain you...plus some luscious leftover love songs. Feb 20, 2016
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LOVE SONG 1607: For Valentine's Day, here's 90+ minutes of demented love songs, by request! Quite a few things I haven't played in years, or haven't played at all till now. We'll also remember Bob Elliott (Bob & Ray) and Dan Hicks. Feb 13, 2016
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BODY PARTS 1606: Today's topic is body parts! Sequel to our 8-1-15 show with (mostly) different songs. Subject matter & language is a bit more explicit than usual, especially "Fume" and of course "Titties and Beer." Feb 6, 2016
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TOP TEN 1605: Our first Top Ten of 2016, plus songs for sniffle season, songs for haters, and a big bunch of requests. (Doctor's note: This show includes two different cases of two very different sets of lyrics set to the same tune! I didn't realize that till the show was almost finished). Jan 30, 2016
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LONG 1604: It's another big show this week...this time it's the songs that are long, every one running five minutes or more! Jan 23, 2016
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BIG 1603: It's a big show about big things this week, plus a tribute to David Bowie. Jan 16, 2016
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WEATHER 1602: Everybody talks about the weather...some people sing funny songs about it! "It Ain't Gonna Rain No Mo'," "It Never Rains in Sunny California," "I Still Write Your Name In the Snow" and lots more Demented weather is in the forecast this week. Jan 9, 2016
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MOVIES 1601: We salute "The Force Awakens" with a retrospective of Star Wars spoofs through the years...and a few other blockbusters too, plus our first political salvos of 2016. Jan 2, 2016
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FUNNY 25 1552: The funny 25 countdown for 2015, plus some After Christmas and New Year's Dementia! Dec 26, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1551: Our final Christmas show for 2015 has everything from the sarcastic to the sentimental...holiday songs and stories to tickle your funnybone and warm your heart. Rated PG-13 for incidental f-words ("Lonely Jew at Christmas"), drug references ("Twelve Days") and some innuendo here and there. Dec 19, 2015
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CHRISTMAS 1550: Santa Claus endures more abuse in our second holiday outrage for 2015, which also looks at his darker side! Also starring Krampus, Mr. Grinch, Seymour Swine and a defrosted Frosty. Rated PG for a bit of language. Dec 12, 2015
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CHRISTMAS/HANUKKAH 1549: We celebrate Chanukah and Christmas with our first holiday show of 2015. "Star Wars Chanukah," "Santa Jaws," Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas," "Christmas Balls" (plus the untold story of how those balls came to be). Rated PG-13 for a bit of language (Red Peters, and South Park's dreidel song). Dec 5, 2015
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TOP TEN 1548: Our final Top Ten for 2015. The extended first-hour free-for-all features daffy ditties about hell, trains and hunting. Nov 28, 2015
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THANKSGIVING 1547: Our Thanksgiving show features lots of crazy tunes about the holiday, about food, and (as is traditional) some musical turkeys, including a mini-binge of Audio Torture Chambers. This show is rated PG-13, for Pony Death Wish, The Chart Song, and The Chainsaw Juggler. Nov 21, 2015
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MARIJUANA 1546: Our topic this week is marijuana. Is it legal or isn't it? I won't belabor that issue on the show...instead I have a special all-marijuana Top Ten plus more reefer songs, famous, infamous and non-famous, and some other goodies too. Nov 14, 2015
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TOP TEN/NONSENSE 1545: The Top Ten for October (a week late due to encounters with zombies and vampires) plus an hour of songs whose words make no sense, or very little, and some that have no words at all but they're still funny. Nov 7, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1544: Part two of our Halloween extravaganza for 2015. Spooky tunes and scary melodies old and new, famous and obscure, trash and treasures! Oct 31, 2015
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HALLOWEEN 1543: Our first (of two) Halloween shows for 2015 features a half-hour of zombie songs, "Frankenstein Meets the Beatles," the Rocky Horror Chiptune Show, and at least a dozen things I've never played before. Oct 24, 2015
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INSANITY 1542: 23 more songs about insanity and psychiatry, plus 10 songs about beans! Plus "My Mother Is a Space Cadet" and "Ode to Playboy." note: "Psycho Chicken" has the f-word, unbleeped, in a non-sexual context. Oct 17, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1541: Alcohol has inspired more funny songs than all other drugs put together. Whether you're a tippler or a teetotaler, we've got plenty of liquid laughs this week! Also Stan Freberg's Columbus saga, "The Faucet's On Fire" and a new Audio Torture Chamber. Oct 10, 2015
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BLEEPS 1540: Many supremely Demented songs and comedy routines have words in them that cannot generally be aired on radio. One way to play those songs and comedy routines in spite of that is by using bleeps and other noises in place of the forbidden words. On this show Dr D presents a tribute to the fine art of bleeping. (No dirty words are actually heard, except "tits" in one of Dr D's intros). Also a dozen songs about pants, and other delights. Oct 3, 2015
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TOP TEN 1539: The Top Ten for September 2015, plus funny songs and conversation with Actual Size (Steve Goodie & Andy Corwin) and Carla Ulbrich. Sep 26, 2015
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CARS 1538: Our crazed classic car show returns for another episode of highway hilarity from 1902 to the 21st century...with nearly an hour of free-for-all for an opening act. Sep 19, 2015
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WATER PART TWO 1537: This week's show is as wet as you can get without needing a towel! The sequel to my May 16 water show has even more H2O hits for you, all the way from Spike Jones to Bessie Smith, Digital Underground to Uranium Savages. Sep 12, 2015
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WORKING 1536: Some people shovel coal...other folks shovel data! For Labor Day, we have a ton of funny songs about working. Occasional profanity & scatology. Sep 5, 2015
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TOP TEN 1535: Top Ten for August 2015, with an extended first-hour free-for-all! Also two bonus tracks at the end of the show, with very explicit language. Aug 29, 2015
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ANIMALS 1534: This year for dog days we celebrate...dogs, plus cats, budgies, ducks, hamsters, lizards and many other "companion animals" as well. Attention: occasional explicit language. Aug 22, 2015
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ANTI-LOVE 1533: We are now at the halfway point between the last Valentine's Day and the next one. If the calendar were a circle, we'd be at the exact opposite point. So this is the time for Anti-Love Songs. Many of them are even funnier than the Silly Love Songs we hear around February 14! Aug 15, 2015
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ALCOHOL 1532: Our topic is the drug called alcohol...one of the world's oldest medicines. It produces lots of pleasure, lots of pain, and has inspired lots of humor. Here are 28 alcohol anthems, all by request! Aug 8, 2015
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BODY PARTS 1531: The subject is Body Parts - here are the best and a few of the worst among over 150 different songs that were requested for this topic! Only 5 songs repeated from last year's Body Parts show. Aug 1, 2015
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TOP TEN 1530: The Top Ten for July 2015, with a surprising but worthy Number One. Also hippies & hipsters, San Diego Dementia, and a tribute to Ray Jessel. Jul 25, 2015
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BOOGIE 1529: "Boogie" - a fascinating word - the definition includes tons of fabulous music, and other fascinating things! We'll hear the Demented boogie classics, and revisit the roots of boogie going back to the 1920s. Some cool first-hour free-for-all too! Jul 18, 2015
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INSECTS 1528: Insects...there are a whole lot of them on this planet, and a whole lot of funny songs about 'em too! This show has old favorites (including a countdown of the five that were most requested this past week) plus a bunch that I haven't played before. Some rare treats in our First Hour Free-for-all too! Jul 11, 2015
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ALL-AMERICAN 1527: Our new All-American show (actually debuting on July 4 this year!) ranges from the historical to the hysterical, with a special nod to the Supreme Court. The bonus tracks are definitely not for the kids; the rest of the show is PG-13. Jul 4, 2015
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TOP TEN 1526: Mr. Jaws and other people eaters, the double meanings of musical instruments, and the Top Ten for June! R.I.P. Phil Austin. Jun 27, 2015
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SUMMER/FATHER'S DAY 1525: The summer solstice is Sunday, June 21, which is also Father's Day! We celebrate with a Demented Double Feature. Jun 20, 2015
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DANCE PART 2 1524: Demented Dance Party 2015 rides again! The sequel to our March 7 show has even more booty-busters and brain-shakers for your dancing and Dementing pleasure - plus the Logan Awards winners. Jun 13, 2015
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POLICE PART 2 1523: Police - The Sequel! More good songs and bad songs about good cops and bad cops. Also bongs and bowls, inbreeding, dog poop, earthquakes and other minor annoyances. Jun 6, 2015
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TOP TEN 1522: The TopTen for May, plus Noshville Katz, Marijuana Munchies, and Singing Grannies! May 30, 2015
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MONEY 1521: You're in the money! 26 funny money songs on this week's show...plus eleck-a-tricity, toons 'n comics, Adderall & Ritalin, and a lil' bit of B.B. May 23, 2015
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WATER 1520: Water, water everywhere! We celebrate H2O with an hour-plus of the wettest songs in town. Also, a special 25th anniversary tribute to Jim Henson. May 16, 2015
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MOTHER'S DAY 1519: It's that time again - Mother's Day in the Land of Dementia! Many of the songs have never been on the show before (but lots of perennial favorites as well). Occasional explicit language. May 9, 2015
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INSANITY 1518: Our topic today is Insanity + Psychiatry. The symptoms and the treatments. Napoleon XIV and other usual suspects plus a bunch of things I haven't played lately, or ever. Also Monty Python, some rare Freberg and other delights. May 2, 2015
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TOP TEN 1517: The Top Ten for April 2015, plus new Ray Stevens, the original Mr. Bill, some songs about songs, and "Sad Puppies Aren't Much Fun." Apr 25, 2015
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EARTH DAY 1516: Happy Earth Day - we celebrate our planet this week with "Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature" and other mirthful earthfuls, plus more Stan Freberg and lots of requests. A bit of earthy language here and there. Apr 18, 2015
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STAN FREBERG TRIBUTE/CARS 1515: Our tribute to Stan Freberg, plus the previously announced Part 2 of our Car Tunes saga. Apr 11, 2015
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1514: Doubleheader special feature this week - Easter, plus the opening of baseball season! Plus a swell first-hour free-for-all. (note: one short song in the first hour is real lo-fi - Do Not Adjust Your Set) Apr 4, 2015
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TOP TEN 1513: The Top Ten for March, plus Demented food songs by request, rapping celebrity impersonators, E.E.G.A.D., and dueling Shaving Cream Part Twos. Mar 28, 2015
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CAFFEINE 1512: The subject is caffeine! 33, count 'em, 33 caffeinated songs and comedy bits, all together in one superbly stimulating show! Special added attraction - 6 sprightly spring songs, just in time for the equinox. Mar 21, 2015
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY 1511: We celebrate St. Patrick's Day with old favorites and some you may not have heard, and add to the merriment with a jolly First Hour Free-For-All...plus a few bonus tracks for adults only! Mar 14, 2015
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DANCE 1510: It's a Demented Dance Party this week, with the Funky Gibbon, the Masochism Tango, the Punk Polka, the Punk Square Dance and others even more demented! Also a tribute to Leonard Nimoy. Mar 7, 2015
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TOP TEN 1509: The Top Ten for February 2015, plus a variety of other delights new and old, many of them requested via The Dr. Demento Show OFFICIAL Facebook page and the "Request a Song" button at www.drdemento.com Feb 28, 2015
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CARS 1508: It's car tune time again, with 26 songs and bits all about automobiles! Plus a tribute to Gary Owens, a new Weird Al song, and lots more. Feb 21, 2015
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1507 VALENTINE'S DAY: Demented discs for Chinese New Year and President's Day...and over an hour of silly love songs for Valentine's Day, with only four very special ones repeated from last year's Valentine's show. Feb 14, 2015
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POLICE 1506: Our topic is the police. Everyone has an opinion about the police, and a lot of those opinions are here, expressed in a wide variety of musical styles! Also a new farewell to football, songs about hangings, and pizza, and a tribute to the late Rod McKuen. Feb 7, 2015
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TOP TEN 1505: Our first Top Ten of 2015 has its share of surprises...lots of rare treats in the first hour too! Jan 31, 2015
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TROPICS 1504: Tired of winter? Head for the tropics with funny songs from Hawaii and the Caribbean, and beyond the tropics with laughs from Australia. Jan 24, 2015
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RANDOM 1503: Here's an all-new Random Choice show. All-time classics plus all-time obscurities, quite a few only played once before, and maybe never again! Jan 17, 2015
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DIETING 1502: How are your new year's resolutions doing? We'll lend a bit of musical moral support with funny diet songs by Weird Al, Shel Silverstein, Allan Sherman, Larry Groce, The Amazing Onionheads and many more. Jan 10, 2015
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WINTER SPORTS 1501: Our topic is winter sports, indoor & outdoor...basketball, hockey, skiing, curling, writing names in the snow and other fun things. Rated PG-13. Jan 3, 2015
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FUNNY 25 1452: The Funny 25 for 2014...the hottest, coolest, most requested songs of the year...with special added attractions. Dec 27, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1451: Our final holiday show for 2014 features Santa's helpers, including a few you might have forgotten! Also Santa Jaws, Christmas Dragnet (most folks call 'em green onions but they're really...), Seymour Swine's Blue Christmas, and a few more for Chanukah. Dec 20, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1450: Here's holiday show #2 for 2014. More of the best and worst funny Christmas and Chanukah songs ever. "Green Christmas," "A Good Old Down Home Country Chanukah," "Little Dealer Boy," "The Day That Santa Claus Retired," etc. Dec 13, 2014
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HOLIDAY 1449: Here's our first holiday show for 2014, featuring Dr. D's picks for the worst Christmas songs of all time, and some real good ones too, like "Christmas Balls," "Open Me First," and Robin Williams' "Visit From St. Nicholas." Dec 6, 2014
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TOP TEN 1448: The Top Ten for November (final Top 10 of 2014 already!) plus an extended First Hour Free-for-All. Nov 29, 2014
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THANKSGIVING 1447: Happy Thanksgiving! We have a three-part celebration this week - songs about the holiday, songs about food in general, and some musical "turkeys" like Florence Foster Jenkins. We will also hear the late Mike Nichols and Glen Larson. The first two segments have some adult (?) humor here and there. Nov 22, 2014
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SCIENCE FICTION 1446: Here's the long-awaited Science Fiction 2014.2, plus a salute to the new Batman DVD box and lots of requests. Nov 15, 2014
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GUNS & HUNTING 1445: Thirty-two (32) songs about guns and hunting this week...from "If Jesus Had a Gun" to "Cows With Guns." Pro and con, and some that just find the subject funny. Nov 8, 2014
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TOP TEN 1444: The Top Ten for October 2014, plus robot rhapsodies and the blood of Shia Lebeouf. Rated PG-13 (mostly for "Titties and Beer"). Nov 1, 2014
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HALLOWEEN II 1443: Here's Hallowen 2014 - The Sequel! This show leads off with 20 all-time Demented Halloween classics in a row. Lots of requests and rarities after that! Rated PG-13. Oct 25, 2014
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HALLOWEEN I 1442: Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2014. Fabulous frightful forgotten blasts from the past...mesmerizing melodies from the catacombs! Lots of things I haven't played before, or hardly ever! Rated PG-13. Oct 18, 2014
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SEX 1441: Sex! Sex! This week's show has 26 songs with some form of the word "sex" in the title. Rated PG-13. Oct 11, 2014
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BABIES 1440: Our topic is Babies Part 2, with all different babies from our baby show in March. Also: the Dr D debut of SuLu's son, rapping Young Jeffrey. A couple of naughty words here and there, and more in the bonus tracks. Oct 4, 2014
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TOP TEN 1439: The Top Ten for September 2014, plus songs in praise of the posterior, and a couple novelty items from 'way back that I've never played before. Sep 27, 2014
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ALTERNATE VERSION PART 2 1438: By popular demand, it's another all-new episode of Alternate Versions of Demented Hits! Sep 20, 2014
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FAST FOOD 1437: We celebrate (and de-celebrate) the Fast Food Nation...burgers, fries, tacos, hot dogs, pizza and more. Also a Joan Rivers tribute, and our usual first-hour free-for-all. Sep 13, 2014
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DOCTORS 1436: Dr. Demento salutes **medical** doctors this week (and nurses, and hospitals, and medicine in general). Also a mini-flashback to 1974 with Harry the Hipster. Sep 6, 2014
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WORK/TOP TEN 1435: For Labor Day, some funny songs about work! There are actually a whole lot of those, and here are some favorites. Also the Top Ten for August...see how Weird Al does this time! Rated PG-13 (an f-word in the third song, and a bit of innuendo here and there). Aug 30, 2014
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ZOO PART 2 1434: What is Africa's most dangerous and deadly large animal (excluding man)? It's not a lion or a gorilla. Find out on this week's show! Also tigers, apes, monkeys, frogs, toads, Yogi, Rocky, and that other Rocky. Aug 23, 2014
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DOGS & CATS 1433: Songs about dogs, cats, and dogs and cats together (with very little duplication of our dog and cat shows from last August) plus a Robin Williams tribute. Aug 16, 2014
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BIRDS 1432: Our subject is birds, those tweety, squawky descends of the dinosaurs! Singing all around us as they do, they've inspired plenty of songs, and we'll hear some of the funniest and one or two of the worst. We'll also commemorate the 40th anniversary of Richard Nixon's resignation. Aug 9, 2014
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DYNAMIC DUOS 1431: Today we celebrate Dynamic Duos...Abbott & Costello, Barnes & Barnes, Homer & Jethro, Bob & Ray, Flight of the Conchords, and of course Batman and Robin, plus lots more! Rated PG-13. (Adult listeners, stay tuned after the closing for some hot & heavy bonus tracks!) Aug 2, 2014
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TOP TEN 1430: Weird Al's "Mandatory Fun" is Number 1 in Billboard this week...first comedy album to top the chart since "My Son the Nut" in 1963! Will Al top the Top Ten...and what about #2, #3, #4 and #10? Find out on this week's show. Also Frank Gallop, C. W. McCall, Eddie Murphy, Elaine Stritch. Jul 26, 2014
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW & RECORDS 1429: Here's our Mandatory Fun interview with "Weird Al" Yankovic...plus (in honor of the vinyl revival) a whole lot of historical/hysterical stuff about Records! Rated PG-13 (one song with figurative cattle droppings). Jul 19, 2014
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I AM PART 2 1428: "I am...!" (insert what you are). We all say that at one time or another. The creators of funny songs have sung that in some very colorful and entertaining ways. We heard a bunch of those in March, and we'll hear almost 30 more in this show. Jul 12, 2014
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ALL-AMERICAN 1427: We celebrate the Fourth of July (The Sequel) with our annual All-American show. Weird Al (as Sir Isaac Newton), Albert Brooks (rewriting the National Anthem), After Ever After (The Sequel), The Lone Ranger revisited, The Wild One, and the amazing Ray Jessel. Jul 5, 2014
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TOP TEN 1426: The Top Ten for June, plus lots of requests and other surprises. Parental guidance: The Top Ten has some explicit language, and one of the Logan Awards winners has some irreverent references to established religions. Jun 28, 2014
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RANDOM 1425: By popular demand, we have another random choice show! Dr. D has set his lil' ol' record snatcher loose in his archives once again, and we have some Demented treasures that haven't been heard in years, here or anywhere else. Rated PG for a lil' ol' bit of innuendo here and there. Jun 21, 2014
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BODY PARTS 1424: Our topic this week is body parts, from head to feet. They took over the whole show, almost! Parental guidance: some of the songs about parts toward the middle of the body are a bit explicit, with some sexual implications, and a couple of f-words in the next-to-last song. Jun 14, 2014
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OLD PART 2 1423: We celebrate things that are old this week, with songs not played on our January 11 show (with one semi-exception). We also celebrate laundry, the didgeridoo, and Maya Angelou. Jun 7, 2014
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TOP TEN 1422: The Top Ten for May, plus beer, barbecue, a trip to Japan, and Godzilla spoofs past and present! May 31, 2014
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 1421: We go to the zoo this week. Songs about animals that act like people (and vice versa), animals that eat people, plus freaky fogs and naked apes. Also a few Demented military melodies for Memorial Day. May 24, 2014
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FARM 1420: A Demented field trip to the farm today...songs about cows, horses, sheep, pigs, chickens, and about the farmer too...plus "The Streak" (#1 40 years ago this week)! May 17, 2014
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MOTHER'S DAY/PIZZA 1419: A Demented double feature...we celebrate Mother's Day (with and without sweetness and light), and we celebrate pizza. Some terrific new songs too. Rated PG-13. May 10, 2014
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ALTERNATE VERSIONS 1418: By request we have some Alternate Versions of Demented Hits this week - crazy covers, original versions, and other new ways of hearing old Demented classics! Plus lots of surprises in the first hour. May 3, 2014
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TOP TEN 1417: Sex, food, hockey, and Bunkerville, plus the Top Ten for April 2014. Apr 26, 2014
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SPRING 1416: A Demented salute to Springtime, and the good green days it brings us, especially Easter and Earth Day. Apr 19, 2014
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SHORT SONGS 1415: Short songs rule this week - 60 songs in 60 minutes! Also featured: tax time, tributes to Mickey Rooney and Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith, and a new Monty Python song! Apr 12, 2014
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RAIN & ALIENS 1414: Double feature this week...demented discs about rain and other weather, plus aliens and UFO's! (After all, people who claim to have sighted UFO's are often told they just saw a weather balloon). Also the real story about Noah, and a tribute to Eddie Lawrence. Apr 5, 2014
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TOP TEN 1413: The Top Ten for March, plus reefers, chocolate and other addictions, dead skunks and other stinkers, and a quick demented tour of Japan. Mar 29, 2014
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BABIES 1412: This week we have an hour of songs about babies...not all of whom are infants! Also a tribute to David Brenner, and lots of swell surprises. Mar 22, 2014
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RANDOM 1411: Happy St. Patrick's Day! We open the show with a half dozen (+1) hearty helpings of Hibernian hilarity...then we throw open the doors of the Archives for 95 minutes of random choices! Lots of all-time demented favorites plus rarities not heard for many a year. "Girlfriend" has a couple rude words...otherwise it's safe and happy listening. Mar 15, 2014
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I AM 1410: Identity is the topic. Not an identity crisis, but 26 different funny songs that say "I am" in 26 different ways! We also remember Tim Wilson and Harold Ramis. Note: nothing truly obscene, but the f-word can be heard in "Jaws," "My Apologies" and "Jetpack." Mar 8, 2014
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SCIENCE FICTION 1409: This week Dr Demento presents The History of Science Fiction in Song...from "Stardrek" and "Banned from Argo" to "Tauntauns to Glory" in 80 minutes...plus "We Won't Give 'Em Sex," "Winestoned Plowboy," "There's a Baby On the Plane", more. Mar 1, 2014
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TOP TEN 1408: The Top Ten for February, plus "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic," Benny Bell trading verses with Dr. D on a 1982 live "Shaving Cream," an anti-Valentine classic and other surprises. Note: three of the Top Ten songs, plus Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff," contain the f-word and/or other common indiscretions. Feb 22, 2014
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COMEDIANS SING PART 2 1407: Here's "Comedians Who Sing - Part 2" - comedians who sing frequently or occasionally but not primarily. Songs by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Phyllis Diller, Steven Wright, Jimmy Fallon, Groucho Marx, Reggie Watts, the late Sid Caesar, more. And in our first hour "That Brat Bieber," Devo Spice's Dr. Who tribute, the late Shirley Temple and lots more. Feb 15, 2014
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1406: Weird and wonderful love songs for Valentine's Day, plus a Demented salute to the Olympics. Feb 8, 2014
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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 1405: A special show for Black History Month - funny stuff by African-Americans from 1900 to now. Also a tribute to Pete Seeger. Feb 1, 2014
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TOP TEN 1404: The Top Ten for January...plus kiddie record classics, more new snow songs, and some very juicy bonus tracks for grownups only! Jan 25, 2014
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MY 1403: I've played a lot of your requests on my show over the years. This week it's time for **my** songs. Songs with the word "my" in the title. In a whole lot of different contexts. Have fun with it! Rated PG-13. Jan 18, 2014
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OLD 1402: Songs with "old" in the title are featured this week, including the complete original "2000 Year Old Man." Also songs in honor of the Polar Vortex, and a few about non-polar Hawaii. Rated PG-13 (the Fugs quietly mutter one f-word). Jan 11, 2014
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NEW 1401: Happy New Year! our first show of 2014 salutes the new year with songs with the word "New" in the title, including several about New York City. Rated PG-13 ("Free Water" has one f-word). Jan 4, 2014
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FUNNY 25 1352: Here it is - the Funny 25 for 2013! Plus a few after-Christmas and New Year's songs. Rated PG-13 (mostly for song #17). Dec 28, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART 3 1351: Our final holiday show of 2013...more old favorites, more new things, lots of requests and rarities. Rated PG-13. note: be sure to check out our previous December shows at dmdb.org for any of your favorites we couldn't get to this year! Dec 21, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART TWO 1350: Our second Christmas show for 2013 has lots more rarities plus some fine old favorites. Only a handful of these were played in 2012. Note: the bonus tracks are definitely for adults only! Other than that, this show is rated PG-13. Dec 14, 2013
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CHRISTMAS PART ONE 1349: Here's our first Christmas show for 2013...and it's all requests! 36 great songs and comedy bits (only one of which was played in 2012) plus the Demented News and an adults-only bonus track. Dec 7, 2013
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TOP TEN 1348: The Top Ten for November (last one of 2013!) plus the return of Mr. Custer (R. I. P. Larry Verne) and the Frontier Psychiatrist. Rated PG-13. Nov 30, 2013
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THANKSGIVING/HANUKKAH 1347: This year Thanksgiving falls on the same day as the start of Hanukkah. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event (literally) and we celebrate with eleven Demented songs for each holiday, alternating with each other! Rated PG-13 (one f-word). Nov 23, 2013
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DREAMS 1346: Our topic this week is dreams...from pleasant daydreams to total surrealism. We'll also celebrate Dr. Who's 50th anniversary with some Whovian hits. Rated PG-13 for a little rude language. Nov 16, 2013
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COMEDIANS 1345: The Comedians Sing! Vocal performances by Bill Cosby, Steve Martin, Lucille Ball, Sam Kinison, Andy Kaufman and other famous comedians not best known for their singing. Also - a 1940s battle of the sexes, dueling "Walk on the Wild Side" parodies, and a set for the vets on this Veterans Day weekend. Nov 9, 2013
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TOP TEN 1344: The Top Ten for October, plus early Lou Reed, a few hunting songs, and some super requests. Be sure and hear Adam Donmoyer, he's brilliant. Nov 2, 2013
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HALLOWEEN 1343: Here's Halloween show number two for 2013...party tunes, horror movie tunes, songs abour monsters, ghosts, ghouls, mummies and zombies. Especially zombies! New stuff and old favorites. Oct 26, 2013
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 1342: Our first Halloween show of 2013 is here. Scary songs abound! Sick and twisted at times, but no dirty words this time. Oct 19, 2013
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NATIONS 1341: We travel the world with Demented songs about nine different nations...plus songs about Jesus, Columbus, shutdowns and nuclear war. Rated PG-13 - one f-word (from South Park) and one n-word (Monty Python). Oct 12, 2013
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THE WORLD 1340: The world is our subject - songs with "world" in the title. Plus - why "The Fox" might be so popular, and a very Demented and brilliant entertainer called Brian Kenney Fresno. Note: this show is racier than usual, with a few f-words and other candid language...but nothing truly nasty (except for the bonus track!) Oct 5, 2013
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TOP TEN 1339: The Top Ten for September 2013, plus sharks in the ocean, rum and sex in Trinidad, flying Bibles, Bohemian gravity - and a new Dr. Demento vocal rendition of "Shaving Cream." Sep 28, 2013
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HE 1338: This week I have songs with "he" and "him" in the title. Not nearly as many of those as there are "she" and "her" songs, but I found some good ones, like "He Hit Me (and it felt like a kiss)" by Mary Powell of Bedlam A.C., and "He Ate Too Many Jelly Donuts". Lots of nice rarities in our first hour. Sep 21, 2013
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HER 1337: This week I have songs about her...not just one person, but a stack of songs with the words "her" and/or "she" in the title. Also some rare and entertaining 78's, and a tip of the tophat to the late car dealer Cal Worthington, whose commercials kept us entertained for half a century. Sep 14, 2013
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FASHION 1336: As people pick out their fall outfits, it's time for another Dr. Demento fashion show! Seventeen songs and comedy bits, and one poem, all about clothes. No duplication with our April 6 clothing show! Also "Miley - The Sequel," "Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin," "Strange Things In My Soup" and lots more surprises. Sep 7, 2013
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WORK/TOP TEN 1335: Work may not always be funny, but it has inspired a lot of funny songs (it should, considering all the time some of us spend at work). Some of the best are on this show...and the Top Ten too! Aug 31, 2013
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VACATIONS 1334: There are some very funny songs about vacations...and most of them are recaps of vacations just taken. So with vacation season winding down, I figured now's the best time to play 'em. Boobies and elephants enliven our first hour! Aug 24, 2013
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CATS 1333: We feature cat songs this week. Funny cat songs are not as plentiful as cat videos, probably because they require more talent to entertain. Here are some of the best I've found. Also this week: the legendary Pete "Mad Daddy" Myers, "Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme," and Andy Kaufman's first tapes. Aug 17, 2013
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DOGS 1332: We celebrate the dog days of August with some demented doggie ditties! The amazing interactions of humanity with dogdom (caninity?) are the subject of songs and comedy bits from the heartwarming to the scathing. The first hour is a fantastic free-for-all. Rated PG-13. Aug 10, 2013
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TOBACCO 1331: Tobacco...the smoke may be noxious but the songs are funny! This show has a tall stack of 'em, plus the Pachelbel Rant, the Classical Rap (it's really about living large in NYC) and four songs about smut. Plus, by popular demand, some Bonus Tracks (adults only!) Aug 3, 2013
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TOP TEN 1330: The Top Ten for July 2013, plus preachers, vampires, freebirds, Beatles, self-flushing toilets and the story of the hootchy-kootchy dance. Jul 27, 2013
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VEGETABLES 1329: This week we celebrate vegetables and those who love them. And fruits too. Beans, bananas, and all the rest. Also starring: aardvarks, spaghetti, and some naughty stuff. Rated PG-13. Jul 20, 2013
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RANDOM 1328: Another random choice show this week - songs selected purely at random from our vast library of musical insanity! Jul 13, 2013
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BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES 1327: Dementia rides on two wheels this week - bicycles and motorcycles! Plus the Hipster Apocalypse, and lots of requests. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Jul 6, 2013
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AMERICA 1326: This year our Fourth of July show has an hour of Demented songs about America and Americans. The first hour includes a new "unplugged" performance of "Eat It" by Weird Al, plus another recently rediscovered Allan Sherman parody and some great new songs about gaming. Note: "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly...." and "U.S. F-in A." have brief explicit language. Jun 29, 2013
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TOP TEN 1325: The Top Ten for June 2013, plus Superman songs old and new, secret agents, narco agents, Gefilte Joe, Mel Brooks, Lenny Bruce. Jun 22, 2013
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FATHER'S DAY 1324: Happy Father's Day! Father's day songs are quite different from Mother's Day songs...here are an hour's worth of examples. Also a farewell to Don Bowman, "Paradise In My GPS," "Phonetic Punctuation," "Jim Beam Me Up, Scotty" and lots of requests. Jun 15, 2013
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SUMMER 1323: Songs of summertime fun this week! Baseball, bratwurst, the beach, and Dr Demento's own favorite summer camp songs. Also a rare Bobby Pickett novelty, and Allan Sherman in his cups. This show is rated PG-13 Jun 8, 2013
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JAZZ 1322: The joint is jumpin' with an hour of Demented jazz this week! No duplication with the March 9th show. Also, by popular demand, "They're Coming To Take Me Away" all the way through - backwards, and other assorted freakouts. Jun 1, 2013
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TOP TEN/MARK COHEN INTERVIEW 1321: The Top Ten for May 2013, plus an interview with Mark Cohen, author of the new Allan Sherman biography Overweight Sensation. Includes rare tapes and fascinating insights about the great song parodist. May 25, 2013
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A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013
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MOTHERS 1319: Our new Mother's Day show has over an hour of motherly Dementia, including songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention - plus "Free Mexican Airforce," "Timothy" and lots more. Rated PG-13. May 11, 2013
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PLACES 1318: This week we celebrate curious places...towns, cities, states and countries, real and imaginary. Also lots of requests, and farewells to George Jones and Bob Brozman. Rated PG-13. May 4, 2013
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TOP TEN 1317: The Top Ten for April 2013...plus weed, beer and bondage! Hamsters and tuna fish too. Rated PG-13. Apr 27, 2013
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EARTH DAY 1316: Songs for Earth Day, plus a tribute to Jonathan Winters. The bonus tracks feature some J. Winters bootlegs, non-PC and not for children! Aside from that, the show is PG-13. Apr 20, 2013
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NUDITY 1315: This week's topic is nudity! Plus a 1987 chat with the late, lovely, demure Annette, and our usual dose of chaos. Rated PG-13. Apr 13, 2013
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CLOTHES 1314: Our topic is clothes, from your head to your toes! Also Jim Carrey's "Cold Dead Hand" and some classic gun songs, plus a spectacular new Logan Whitehurst medley. Apr 6, 2013
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TOP TEN 1313: Here's the Top Ten for March 2013, plus a salute to Easter...and that other rite of spring, the opening of baseball season! rated PG-13. Mar 30, 2013
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