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ME: Happy Boy, Birdhouse in your Soul, Blimp, Bart Simpson Rap, Uncle Jack says Relax, Plump, Living with a Hernia, DOA, I Love Me, Cartoon Individual, I am a Squid, I Feel like an Onion Ring, I get Weird, I'm Bored, I Won't Grow up, My Name is Larry, Me like Hockey, Ballad of William Robinson May 17, 1998 
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MONEY: Lakeside Trailer Park, Ricky, Hal & Lulu, Frozen Embryos, Amoeba Hop, Cow Imagination, Stinkfoot, Soba Song, Sushi Baby, Merle Haggard Eating Tofu, Busted, Money, Romance without Finance, Greenbacks, Where the Money, Nose Job, Dust Mites, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 24, 1991
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TOP TEN 2322: Here's the Top Ten for May, plus "99 Words for Boobs," "The Insult Song," "Bicycle Seat" and a new song by the Other Favorites for the revival of the 70-year-old 3-D feature "Robot Monster in 3-D." Jun 3, 2023
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INSANITY LIVE ON KMET: Miss Ann McCarthy, It's the Real World After All, Goo Goo Muck, Comet Relief, Dinner Rap, Space Invaders, Going Crazy, I'm a Nut, Insane Crazy Blues, Twisted, Split Level Head, Paranomia, Dr. Freud, Ain't We Crazy, Teenage Lobotomy, Frontal Lobotomy, Elevator to Menswear, Burger Rap Sep 28, 1986
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PENN JILLETTE/STEVEN BANKS INTERIVEW/MOTHER'S DAY: Ballad of Valdez, Zip it, My Toot Toot, Inbred, Mother Song, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Chicken of the County, Draft Dodger Rag, Pizza Hut Now, Disney on Ice, Clothes of the Dead, Rock 'n' Roll RIP, Guru Rap, Touch Yourself May 14, 1989
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GAMES 2321: The Doc is feeling a bit under the weather this week, so our archivist has assembled a flashback episode on this topic from 1987 & 2001. The Doc will be back next week with the new top ten for May! May 27, 2023
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William Tell Overture, Don't Bogart me, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Hungry Freaks Daddy, Billboard Song, Foreign Legion of Love, Flying Saucer 2nd, I Am an Astronaut, Van Lingle Mungo, Twisted, Rock Lobster, High School Gym, Mildred the Choir Director, Attack of the Giant Ants, Someone ate the Baby, Who's on First, Smoke Off May 20, 1979
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CATS: Let's all Get Demented, Are You Lonesome Tonight?, Surfer Joe, Surfin Bird, Read my Lips, Fruit Song, Coming Back for More, I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Tomcat Blues, I Hate Cats, Forever Fluffy, If You Want Free Speech go to Russia, Timothy, They Drive me Brady, Uncle Jack Says Relax Aug 26, 1990
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CANADA 2320: We begin with an hour of American dementia and follow it up with an hour of dementia from north of the border! Stream now or anytime at drdemento.com May 20, 2023
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KMET PART 2: When I'm Cleaning Windows, Nowhere, Making Whoopie, I Like a Funeral, I'll be Glad When You're Dead, Mr. Gallager & Mr. Sheen, Whatever Happened to Music?, My Blue Heaven, Beverly Hills, La Brea Tar Pits, Cockroach Stomp, Martian March, Four Letter Words (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974
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KMET PART 1: Dirty old Man, Woodpecker's Hole, Strip Polka, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Motorcycle Song, Black Denim Trousers, Close to You, It's a Gas, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Gee Officer Krupkie, Halloween Spooks, Banana Boat, Okie from Muskogee, It's in the Book (MONO ONLY) Oct 6, 1974
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MOTHERS 2319: No two mothers are the same, and that also goes for the motherly songs on this week's show! Recommended for open-minded mothers and their offspring. We'll also have a set of songs by Frank Zappa's Mothers of Invention, totally different from the ones played in 2022. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! May 13, 2023
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HALLOWEEN LIVE ON KLSX: Dark Shadows, Grim Grinning Ghosts, Mr. Ghost Goes to Town, Halloween Hysteria, I Put a Spell on You, My old Flame, Curse of the Hearse, Werecow, I'm Hungry, Psycho, Please Mr. Grave Digger, Cemetery Girls, Nature Trail to Hell, Halloween Cut-up, Monster Rap Oct 29, 1989
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HALLOWEN: Trick or Treat, Haunted House of Rock, Let's Twist Again, What Ever Happened to Eddie, Halloween Spooks, Dead, Vegas Vampire, Human Fly, It's Halloween, Haunted House, Headless Horseman, Spook Opera, Skeleton in the Closet, Harry the Toothless Vampire, Blob, Vampire Beavers Oct 28, 1984
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SPIKE JONES 2318: This week we have an extra-special blast from the past...a two-hour tribute to the man whose music has inspired Dr. Demento ever since he was 4 years old, and his dad brought home a 78 of "Cocktails for Two" -- Spike Jones! Stream this show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com . May 6, 2023
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 5: Galaxy Song, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Dungeons & Dragons, Ode to my Car, Blue Christmas, We Love Barney Fife, 30 Point Buck, How the Grinch Stole Hanukah, Hey Harry Potter, Santa's Gonna Kick your Ass, Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer, Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire, You're a Mean one Mr. Grinch, Hanukah Song, Night Santa went Crazy Nov 26, 2001
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TOP TEN 2317: This week's show features tracks from the new Needlejuice compilations by Tom Lehrer and Napoleon XIV, tributes to Harry Belafonte and Barry Humphries, and the Top Ten for April. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 29, 2023
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TELEVISION: We Love Barney Fife, Bedrock Anthem, Who Shot JR?, Spock Rap, Martian Hop, I was Conceived at Woodstock, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Happy Happy Joy Joy, TV Rap, Vidiot, I'm the Slime, Intro and Outro, O.J.-O, Taking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues, She Left me for a Destitute Quadraplegic Apr 2, 1995
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Spanish Inquisition, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Jimmy Durante's Nose, Willie Mickey & the Duke, Bears are Taking over Yellowstone, Welcome to the Zoo, Funky Gibbon, Ode to Gary Coleman, Flat Tire, Serious, Colorado, Dallas part 2, Duncan, Frontal Lobotomy, Mr. President, Yoda Jul 19, 1981
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HAIR 2316: This week's show features 33 fun songs about hair. We have less of it than most mammals, but we prize and enhance the way it decorates us. Even when we choose to remove it, hair makes a statement! Stream this show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Apr 22, 2023
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DANCING: Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Dollar a Gallon, First Lady, Country Music is Here to Stay, Hockey Night in Canada, There Was a Fungus Among us, Reluctant Cannibal, Old Sow Song, Time Warp Dance Medley, I Can't Dance, Amazing Man, Fish Heads, Dancing Fool May 6, 1979
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KRYPTON INTERVIEW, ELVIS LIVE ON KLSX: Intro & Outro, She Drives like Crazy, I'm in a Coma for You, Green Acid at Woodstock, Lonely at the Bottom, Go Shopping, Krypton Interview, My Ding a Ling, Elvis Was a Narc, He Ate too Many Jelly Donuts, Elvis has Just Left the Building, Guess I'm Elvis' Love Child, Elvis Rap, Wrap it Up, Hey Batman, Spam, Adam West Aug 13, 1989
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WEATHER 2315: This week's special topic is the weather. We can't do much about it, but we can listen to funny songs about it! This week we also have songs about geeks, drugs and sleeping, (Note: the song by Nikka's Box has highly explicit language).Stream the new show now at www.drdemento.com. Apr 15, 2023
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KMET 1975 PART 2: Masculine Women Feminine Men, Help, Are You for Real?, Close to Me, My Doctor, Born to be Wild, Wah-hoo, Rag Mop, Je Taime, Ash Grove, Barstow, Route 66, Covina, Martian March, Deteriorata, Son of Irving, Ed Barbara, Smut, Sweet Violets, Pinto Pony (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975
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KMET 1975 PART 1: Trouble with Harry, Inflation in the Nation, When Veronica Plays Harmonica, Carnival of Venice, Eating Goober Peas, New Slant on War, Chewing Gum, Blazing Saddles, Putting on the Ritz, Turkey Pie Lament, 51 Beers, C.B. Chant, 30,000 Lbs. of Bananas (MONO ONLY) Mar 2, 1975
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BASEBALL 2314: Baseball season is underway! Baseball has inspired more funny songs and comedy bits than any other sport, and I've got an hour's worth of the most Deemenred ones this week -- plus a celebration of Tom Lehrer's 95th birthday, and some songs about frogs and your teeth. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 8, 2023
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SINGING GROUPS: Now I am a Hippie Again, She's Going Bald, Frank's 2000-inch TV, Farm Boys, In old Mexico, America's Most-Hated Criminal, Along Came Jones, Peanut Butter, I Heard, Beep Beep, Japanese Banana, Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder, Right Said Fred, Barbecue Barney, Bedrock Anthem, PC Nov 14, 1993
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TOM STANKUS INTERVIEW: Boris the Spider, Big Cockroach, Elvis was a Narc, Bonanza, Ballad of E.T., Will it Rain or Will it Snow, Pineapple Princess, One More Minute, Existential Blues, Existential Blues Part 2, Teacher's Battle Hymn, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Boogie in your Butt, Like a Surgeon Jul 14, 1985
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RANDOM 2313: Not an April Fool's joke, this week is a variation on the D-pod shuffle...a compilation of random segments from past episodes, 1979-1989. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Apr 1, 2023
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COCKROACHES: One Piece at a Time, 18 Wheels on a Big Rig, Hound Song, I Want your Socks, Fox in Socks, Uh Oh part 2, Ritalin, Lizzie Borden, Worry, So Far so Good, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Suzy Cockroach, Roaches, Necrophilia, Wet Dream, Smoke Off Jun 11, 2000
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JOE SIRACUSA INTERVIEW: Hooray I'm Going Away, Here Come the Martians, Cyclops, Video Games, Smut, Life is a Rock, Bagpipes that's my Bag, Rhapsody from Hungery, I'm in the Mood for Love, Yes we Have no Bananas, Two Left Feet, It's Good to be the King, Take Off Apr 25, 1982
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TOP TEN 2312: Here we are, a quarter of the way through 2023 already! My show for the weekend of March 25 has been uploaded, featuring the Top Ten, a set of science fact songs, and a variety of rare and Deemented goodies old and new. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com and share the laughter! Mar 25, 2023
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Doggie Doo, Pickle in the Middle, Marvin, Flakes, Bury me in my Shades, Buffalo, Psycho, Marching to Bedlam, Ain't we Crazy, Three Blind Mice, Three Drunk Newts, Ain't it a Beauty, Cretin Hop, Hamster Love, Herbert the Pervert, Dancing Fool, My Dead Dog Rover Apr 29, 1979
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Edna, Rank Chick, Car Noises, Moustache Song, Happy Boy, Blum Blum, Classical Scratch, Here Come the Fleas, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddy McGraw, Chantilly Lace, 99 Dead Baboons, Boogie in your Butt Mar 17, 1985
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SPRING 2311: Spring is here...well, it officially starts on Monday, March 21 in the Northern Hemisphere, no matter what the weather outside is like! I have some classic Demented Springtime songs for you, along with lots more funny stuff. Stream springtime anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 18, 2023
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KMET PART TWO LIVE: Here Comes the Man with the Jive, Dave, You Came a Long Way from St. Louie, Dancing in the Nude, Window Cleaner, Love-in, Tra-la-la, Final Exam, Bounce your Boobies, King Tut, My Name is Larry, Legend of the Titanic, Cupcakes, Eddie are you Kidding, Who's on 1st? May 28, 1978
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KMET PART ONE LIVE: 1200 Hamburgers to Go, Merchant's Lunch, I Wish I was a Car, Videot, Merry Minuet, Coming in on a Wing & a Prayer, Whatever Happened to Jack, School Days, Cockroach Stomp, Mammary Glands, Whole Lotta Love, Phonetic Punctuation, Shishkebob, My Girl has 3 Legs May 28, 1978
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ARTIE BARNES & NAPOLEON XIV TRIBUTE 2310: Our new show pays tribute to two of the greatest artists in the Land of Dementia, both of whom passed away since the last show - Jerry Samuels, better known as Napoleon XIV, and Robert Haimer, better known as Artie Barnes of Barnes & Barnes. The show also has lots of really funny songs! Stream it now at drdemento.com. I will cover the previously announced topic (Musical Instruments) in April. Mar 11, 2023
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TOBACCO: Sushi Baby, Yoda, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Life is a Rock, Guru Rap, Lazy Mary, Synonym Girl, Waking up is Hard to Do, Day Sleeper, Sink the Bismark, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Smoking in the Boys Room, Another Puff, Polka Dot Undies, My Ding-a-ling, Fish Heads, Hangover Mar 19, 1989
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SPRING BREAK: Gilligan's Island Stairway, Martian Boogie, Worst Star Trek Jokes, Charlie Brown, Pee-wee from Hell, You Should See the Video to this Song, Touch Yourself, Sleep Neat, Bimbolandia, Last Temptation of Schwarzenegger, Rock Lobster, Pass the Koochie, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Loving You is Surfing You, Adam West Mar 5, 1989
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TOP TEN 2309: The Top Ten for February, plus Demented songs about television, balloons, and Good Advice. Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com! Mar 4, 2023
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William Tell Overture, Nocturnal Stumblebut, Enumerator's Dilemma, Numbers, Rubber Duckie, My Pink Half of the Drain Pipe, Belly up to the Bar, On the Amazon, Persian Kitten, Fox in Socks, They Don't Make Nun Names, Ballad of Irving, Disco Toilet May 18, 1980
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SUPER BOWL/RONALD REAGAN: There's a New Sound, Down on the Electronic Farm, Chocolate, Bricklayer, Undergrad Pick-up Rag, Jitterbug, Masochism Tango, Nellie the Elephant, Cool Down, Lettuce Head Doll Song, Burping the Baby, Eat my Shorts Jan 20, 1985
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CARTOONS 2308: This flashback episode is overflowing with an hour or so of cartoon toons from all eras! Feb 25, 2023
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HORSES: April Showers, Bald Headed Woman, We Saw the Sea, Hawaiian Lei Song, You are so Rare to me, Send in the Clones, I Need your Help Barry Manilow, Rubber Biscuit, Brown Bag Blues, Ikey & Mikey, Horses Don't bet on People, Pinto Pony, Clip Clop, Suicide is Painless, Spam, Star Drek, Smoke Off Apr 22, 1979
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MOTHER'S DAY LIVE: Song of the Sewer, Ambrose Pt. 5, Social Disease, Right Hand, Yuppie Drone, Etiquette Song, Passing Gas, Dueling Tubas, Lockjaw, Everybody has to Have a Mother, My Mother the Car, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Like, Bag Boy, Breakfast with Joe the Love Potato, Candy Wrapper May 11, 1986
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HATE SONGS 2307: Last week we had love songs -- this week we flip the coin for some hate songs - or, less seriously, dislike songs, which are often just as funny! Stream the new show now at drdemento.com. Feb 18, 2023
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KMET PART 2: BYU Boy Missionary, Civilization, Little Blue Man, Sarah Jackman, Chandler's Wife, Yo Ho Rinty, My Boomerang Won't Come Back, Gnu Song, Spam, Get a Load of This, Even Fat Boys can Make it in Santa Monica, L.A. Freeway Song, Them Poems Aug 3, 1975
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KMET PART 1: Love in Bloom, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Junk Food Junkie, Plastic Jesus, Loving You has Made me Bananas, Take off Your Clothes, Beans, Don't Bogart Me, Jungle Boogie, From 1 to 9, 16 Pounds, Ragtime Cowboy Joe, Farmer Gray, Son of Irving Aug 3, 1975
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LOVE SONGS 2306: Valentine's Day is next Tuesday, and here is my annual batch of Deemented love songs -- Silly Love Songs if you prefer Paul's designation! Stream them now or anytime from drdemento.com. Feb 11, 2023
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COMPUTERS: You're Breaking my Heart, You Don't Love me Anymore, Amazing Man, Rubberneck, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Polka Dot Undies, Annoying Song, Pachelbel, Car Alarm, Great Bell, Y2K, White Collar Holler, First Redneck on the Internet, Hacker's Rap Part 2, Net Girl, Cyber No No, Girls Don't Fart, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Chainsaw Juggler Mar 7, 1999
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SCIENCE FICTION: Satellite Dish, Cable TV, Bird, Moisture, Charlie Brown, I Wanna be a Flintstone, Arming Myself for Armageddon, Dueling Tubas, Dead Yuppies, Dying Business, Science Fiction Double Feature, My Favorite Martian, Bar Trek, Doctor in Distress, Uhura, Marvin I Love You, Lost in Space, She Grabbed my Coconuts, You Make me Squeal Mar 20, 1988
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JAZZ 2305: Today I have another blast from the past - a show featuring Demented songs in a jazzy vein! Stream it now at drdemento.com! Feb 4, 2023
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DOC GUESTING ON WEIRD AL'S COLLEGE STATION: Boobs a Lot, Up in Smoke, Hello DJ, Dust up his Nose, Naked Man, It's a Gas, Beam me up Scotty Dec 7, 1978
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TOP TEN 2304: Today's show features the first Top Ten of 2023, plus some great Demented Discs about rabbits (2023 is a Year of the Rabbit), other animals, and human hair. Stream it now at drdemento.com! Jan 28, 2023
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ADVERTISING: One Hen, Dairy Farm Girl, School Cafeteria, Lunch Lady Land, Roommate Song, Roommate from Hell, Shoehorn with Teeth, Suspenders, Telephone Man, DOA, Stretching the Imagination, Bun & Run, Final Record Offer, Truth in Advertising, Harv Kirshner, Husky Boy Toilet Tissue, Sex in Commercials, Me like Hockey, Smoke Off Jan 19, 2003
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FATHER'S DAY/SURF MUSIC: Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Johnny & Joanie, Bye Johnny, Fatal Beatings, Masochism Tango, It's a Gas, House Husband Macho, Good Sex, Bowling with Joe the Love Potato, Polka Dot Undies, Surfer Joe, Going Surfin, Tie me Surfer Board Down, Underwater Surfers, Merchant Banker, Do the Watusi, Candy Wrapper Jun 15, 1986
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PUNK 2303: By popular demand, we celebrate Punk in our second hour. The music and the language is a bit more raucous than usual! In the first hour we feature hamsters, snow, and the songs and poetry of the late Les Barker. Stream the show now or anytime from www.drdemento.com. Jan 21, 2023
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OUTER SPACE ON KLSX: Psycho Chicken, In the Mood, Ducks on the Wall, Moisture, Slugs, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Banana Love, 4 Eyes, Jar Song, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Wash no Dishes no More, Orange County, Also Sprach Kazoostra, Jetsons Theme, By Rocket to the Moon, Martian Boogie, Galaxy Song, Bop, Penis Envy, Squirrels Sep 6, 1987
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ENERGY CRISIS: Get that Gasoline, Energy Crisis 74, I'm Rollin, I Hold your Hand in Mine, DOA, Speed Trap, MTA, You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Dancing Fool, Disco Tech, Dingy Song, Dead Frogs, Willie the Chimney Sweeper, My Name is Larry, Making Love in a Subaru, Cocktails for Two Apr 15, 1979
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LISTEN TO THE LYRICS 2302: Song lyrics have always been important, especially with a comedy show! On this show we feature three specific types of lyrics: comedy rap, ballads (story songs), and "patter songs". You can stream it now (sorry for the delay) or anytime, at www.drdemento.com. Jan 14, 2023
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KMET LIVE PART 2: I'd like to Give my Dog to Uncle Sam, Davy's Dinghy, Red Hot, T'aint no Sin, Disco Tech, Supermarket Fits, Laugh & be Happy, Can You Dig it?, Clementine, Who's on First?, Dead Puppies, Detroit City, New Star Wars, Winestoned Plowboy, Up Your Nose, Roots, Party, Dream Dirty Dreams, Martian Boogie Sep 11, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Grandmother's Song, College Life, Censored Letter, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Purple People Eater, Baseball Card Lover, Just a Banana, Popcorn Song, Mr. Custer, Disco Duck, My Blue Heaven, Rock & Roll Weirdos, One Way to Leave your Lover, Covina, Marina del Rey, Mother's Lament, Plastic Jesus, Penguin on the TV Sep 11, 1977
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MOVIES 2301: Today we go to the movies! The entire show is devoted to songs and sketches from or about motion pictures -- selected from a variety of past Dr Demento shows. You can stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jan 7, 2023
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ALL REQUESTS: Loving You is Surfing You, Bicycle Seat, Rock me Jerry Lewis, I Want my Baby Back, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Hockey Song, Beer Hunter, Bruces, Spam, Mother Nature, Baby Snakes, Worms, Answering Machine, Wet Dream, Kill the Wabbit, Ode to my Car Feb 16, 1997
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Russian Bandstand, Pet Shop, My Mother is a Space Cadet, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Send me to Glory in a Glad Bag, Comet Relief, Polka Party, Who Stole the Keeshka, Dog Eat Dog, Beat on the Brat, Living with a Hernia, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Roaches, Gonna Buy me a Dog Oct 19, 1986
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FUNNY 25 2253: Happy New Year, everybody! Here's the Funny 25 most popular songs of 2022, plus some after-Christmas and New Year's favorites. You can stream this show now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 31, 2022
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DIETING: Prosthetic Brain, There's a new Sound, Oops I Farted Again, French Toast Man, Because we Can, Martian March, Your Thong, Fat as I am, Junkfood Junkie, Diet Song, Drinking Man's Diet, Too Fat Polka, You can Eat Dog Food, Fat Man's Prayer, F. People, Tribal Council, Viagra in the Water Jan 25, 2004
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HOLIDAYS 2252: Here's the third and final holiday show for 2022, with more holiday perennials plus some good ones I haven't played before. You can stream this (and over 2,000 older shows) now or anytime at drdemento.com. Hope you all have a safe and very happy Christmas! Dec 24, 2022
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SUMMER: Transfusion, Declaration of Independence, In the Summertime, Swimming Ground, Itsy Bisty Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini, Name Game, Bang the Moe Slowly, Last Will & Temperament, Dancing in the Dark, Spliceway to Heaven, Bury me in my Shades, Caldonia, White Fang, No More Madonna, Big Butt, Hairless Sister Jun 30, 1985
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STREAKING: Heartbreak Hotel, Old Dope Peddler, Cockfight, Madalena Hadalena, Let's Make Lust, Salt, Moron, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Dancing Fool, Laughing Gnome, Streaking with my Baby, Streaking USA, Speaking of Streaking, My Boomerang won't come Back, Time Warp, Amazing Man, Baby Snakes, Rubber Biscuit Mar 25, 1979
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HOLIDAYS 2251: Here's our second serving of holiday dementia for 2022, ending with a heaping helping of Hanukkah songs and comedy! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com Dec 17, 2022
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LIVE KMET PART 2: Rock 'n' Roll Classroom, Pussy, Gal from Possum Holler, Cocaine Lil, I Want my Baby Back, Golden Globe Award, Mr. Roberts, Dirty Mother for You, Fish Heads, So Long Mom, Star Warts, King Tut, I Love Me, Bagel Tree, Christmas Balls, Titties & Beer Sep 17, 1978
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LIVE KMET PART 1: Up in Smoke, Jocko Homo, Baby Sitting Boogie, Last Great Waltz, My Girl has Three Legs, Boogie Woogie Amputee, Why Won't you Come Home, Ain't it a Beauty, Bare Necessities, Little Blue Riding Hood, Butch Soap, Story of the W.C., In the River Sep 17, 1978
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HOLIDAYS 2250: The first of our three all-new holiday shows for 2022 is now available for streaming at www.drdemento.com. It's got old favorites well worth hearing again -- Stan Freberg's "Green Christmas" plus crazy carols by Tom Lehrer, Yogi Yorgesson and Spike Jones, and some extremely Demented new things too! Dec 10, 2022
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Hanukkah Rocks, That's Why They Call it Rock & Roll, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Night of the Living Dead Heads, Stallone Again Naturally, Gumby, Hector the Garbage Collector, Cow Pasture Polka, Life Sucks then You Die, Hooray for Santa Claus, Emo Phillips Interview, Bacteria, Downtown Downer's Grove, Wet Dream, Dare to be Stupid Dec 8, 1985
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FOOTBALL, BASEBALL, & COLUMBUS: Gitarzan, Laughing Gnome, Party Doll, Christopher Columbus, Ode to Gary Coleman, I'm a Cheerleader, Football Card, Louie Louie, Drowning in the Surf, Beverly Hills Blues Festival, Cocktails for Two, Dueling Tubas, Divorce me COD, My Bologna, Something's in the Bag, Topical Song, Do You Think I'm Disco Oct 7, 1979
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WINTER 2249: The Doc is taking a break this week so we're bringing back some wintertime faves from the past! Hear about rusty Chevrolets, tow trucks, abominable snowmen, and a bunch of snowy things, including an extended helping of yellow snow! There's also a few Christmas songs to ease us into the holiday season. Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Dec 3, 2022
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FOOTBALL: Does your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor, Destroy all the Lawyers, Don't Do it Some More, Another one Rides the Bus, Get Back Iraq, Are You Balding Tonight, Black Dog, What it Was Was Football, My Footbal Hero, Cheerleaders on Drugs, Baseball/Football, Shaving Cream, Kick Ass U.S.A., Beatle Rap, Oy It's so Humid Sep 9, 1990
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ALLAN SHERMAN INTERVIEW: My Daughter, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Toss Another Shrimp on the Barbie, Demented News, One on the Right is on the Left, Roger Boom, Yum Yum Tree, Stand up for Earth, Allan Sherman Interview, Hello Mudduh Hello Fadduh, Harvey & Sheila, End of a Symphony, Pass the Udder Udder, Jeffrey Dahmer Polka Mar 22, 1992
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TOP TEN 2248: Here are some funny songs about atomic energy, vegetables and Christmas, plus the Top Ten for November (the last Top Ten of 2022!) Stream the show now (or anytime) at www.drdemento.com. Nov 26, 2022
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Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder?, On the Good Ship Lollipop, Rub-a-Dub, Streaking USA, Little Eefin Annie, Blooper Soap, Trouble with my Trousers, Football Card, Trouble with Harry, Pizza Man, Wild Thing, Hotline, Lumberjack Song, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, Pencil Neck Geek, Dead Puppies Mar 18, 1979
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FLASHBACK TO 1991: Dirty old Man, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Underwear, Firing the Surgeon General, Turning Japanese, Soba Song, Titanic Song, Ballad of William Robinson, Where's the Water, Answering Machine, Kick Ass USA, Give Peaks a Chance, Do the Bartman, This is Ponderous, Ice Age Baby, Insane and the Brain, Kenny Was a Kid from South Park Apr 26, 1998
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THANKSGIVING 2247: This week we have a big stack of Thanksgiving-related Deementia, including Arlo Guthrie's original "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and a few musical "turkeys" for your amusement - plus "Leader of the Laundromat," "The Little Blue Man" and lots more. Stream this show now at drdemento.com ! Nov 19, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Bluebird of Happiness, I'm so Happy, I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas, I Wanna be Loved by You, River Blues, Go Go Pogo, Beanbag Song, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Sheen, Everyone Says I Love You, Elements, Straight up & Fly Right, Call of the Freaks, Tiger Rag, Anticipation Blues, Belly up to the Bar, Reefer Man, Christmas Balls, Cocktails for Two, Shake your Can (MONO ONLY) Dec 17, 1972
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KMET PART ONE: Ape Call, Christopher Columbus, Singing in the Bathtub, Batman, Russian Countdown, Bell Bottom Trousers, Pass the Peace Pipe, Beep Beep, Freeway Flyer, Rocket 69, I Wish I was a Car, It's a Gas, Beans, Monster's Holiday, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Any Ice Today Lady, Chiquita Banana, Let me Play with your Yo-yo, Salt, Game Plan to Beat Miami (MONO ONLY) Dec 17, 1972
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PIZZA 2246: Today we celebrate pizza -- and pay a brief tribute to the man who named me Dr. Demento, and got me started in commercial radio, the late Steven Segal, AKA The Obscene Steven Clean. Nov 12, 2022
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HOME TOWNS (KLSX LIVE): It's so Chic to be Pregnant at Christmas, Tell Laura I Love Her, White Collar Holler, Martian March, Galaxy Song, Nixorcist, My Man Stands Out, My Home Town, Buffalo, Downtown Downer's Grove, Istanbul, Miami, October in Oxnard, This is Ponderous, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Nov 10, 1991
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It's Good to be the King, Teddy Bear's Picnic, Alley Cat, Pass the Dutchie, Martian Hop, Mexican Radio, Video Games, Dying Business, Stayin Alive, Happy New Year, Daily Dozen, Chicken Fat, Snaxercise, Jane Fonda Speaks Out, Beer Drinking Song, Silicon Valley Guy, Scotsman, Dead Puppies, Addams Family Dec 26, 1982
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HUNTING 2245: The Doc was out of town this week to promote the new Weird movie, so we're presenting an episode from the past about hunting. Even vintage Dr. Demento is always fresh! Enjoy now or anytime at drdemento.com Nov 5, 2022
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Daily Dose Of Dementia (Mar. 15 93 to Apr. 9 93): Gas Station Wash Room, Conflict, Stairway to Heaven, Bedtime Story, First Drink, Stress, Mr. Veedle, Headache Remedy, In the Mood, L.A. Riots, Money Song, Shop, Blondes, Itchy Twitchy Spot, No Smoking, Dentist, Man's Best Friend, Kmart Blues, Science Fiction Film, Rogaine Mar 15, 1993
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HALLOWEEN 2244: Here's the second half of our Halloween doubleheader for 2022! Nudist Colony Of the Dead, Fear the Walking Dead, Zombie Apocalypse Barbecue, Re: Your Brains, Werewolves of London, Goblin Girl, Nature Trail to Hell and lots more haunted hits for your Halloween party! Oct 29, 2022
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Psycho Chicken, Large Dark Aardvark Song, Taking the Census, All the Jive is Gone, Beatles at 3-Mile Island, Tie me Kangaroo Down Sport, Copycat Game, 6060-842, Cocktails for Two, Nashville Katz, It's a Heartburn, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, Kinko the Clown, Punk Polka, Batteries not Included, Smoke Off Apr 13, 1980
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INSECTS: Hunting Song, Shotgun Boogie, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Martian Hop, Wicked Good, Soak it Up, Hog Killing Day, Football, New York's Alright if you Like Saxophones, Insects, Never Swat a Fly, Cockroaches on Parade, Cockroach Ate Cincinnati, Cockroach Stomp, Flight of the Bumblebee, Human Fly, Smoke 2 Joints, Boogie in your Butt Oct 16, 1983
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HALLOWEEN PART 1 2243: Halloween is sneaking up on you - BOO! Here's the first of our two Halloween shows for 2022. Old favorites and new ones too, including a dozen spooky tunes and scary melodies I haven't played before. Stream this show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Oct 22, 2022
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Middle of the House, Casey Jones, You Got your Baby Back, Gimme that Wine, Wine Stoned Plow Boy, Pub with no Beer, Worms, Super Skier, My Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, They Don't Make Nun Names, Sister Mary Elephant, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Hippity Hop, My Girl has 3 Legs, Dust up his Nose, Hamster Love, My Dead Dog Rover Feb 25, 1979
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SHORTEST SONGS: One Hen, In the Mood, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, 3 Mile Island, Driving Instructor, 26-second Song, Peter Percival's Pet Pig Porky, Slithery Dee, Moisture, Them Dog Kickers, Boogie, Happy Boy, Little Boxes, Frozen Embryos, I like Food, Caffeine Zombie, Little Toot, French Mistake, Henry Kissinger, Minnie's Yoo Hoo, Someone ate the Baby, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Rap Around May 18, 1986
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FROGS 2242: This week we celebrate frogs - those harmless little amphibians have inspired almost as many funny songs as kitty cats, and I'll spin some froggy favorites in our second hour. I'll also have a tribute to the late and most wonderful Judy Tenuta. Oct 15, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Small Busted Women, Yes Yes, Johnny had a Yo-Yo, New Garage Sale, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Son the Vampire, Looney Tune, Am I High, Los Angeles, Pico & Sepulveda, Gumball Wizard, In the Mood, Voyeur, Killer Kitty, Pizza Song, Who's on First, Pencil Neck Geek, Blob, Shaving Cream Jun 5, 1977
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KMET PART ONE: Armpit Song, Carnival of Venice, Sally Ann, She Waits & Waits, Old Apple Tree, I Get a Kick out of You, School is Out, Summertime Summertime, June is Busting out all Over, White Knight, Space Mice, Marvin, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Sweet Violets, Cheese Shop, Down on the Farm Jun 5, 1977
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AIRPLANES 2241: Today I offer a blast from the past - a show never before available online. My special topic is aviation -- funny flying songs from "Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron" to "Fly On a Plane" plus "The Vatican Rag," "Heaven Is for Presbyterians" and "Napster Crimes: Metallika Put Me In Jail." Stream it now or anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 8, 2022
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CLASSICAL: Baby let me Bang your Box, Beatles Barkers, Death Cab for Cutie, Two Hits & the Joint Turned Brown, Beer Drinking Song, Beer Barrel Polka, God's own Drunk, Mozart Opera by Borge, Musical Snuff Box, Ave Maria, My Heart is Red, Fugue in C Minor, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Ricky, Fish Heads Sep 18, 1983
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JONATHAN RICHMAN INTERVIEW (LIVE ON KLSX): Car Song Medley, Transfusion, Pope Mobile, You were Speeding, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Beep Beep, Chevy Medley, Can't Get my Motor to Start, Abominable Snowman in the Market, Beach, When Harpo Played his Harp, Pope on 45, Star Trekkin, Burger Rap, Squirrels Sep 20, 1987
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TOP TEN 2240: Here's the Top Ten for September 2022! Other highlights include an animal cracker trilogy, a dinosaur quadrilogy, and the live version of "30,000 Pounds of Bananas" by Harry Chapin. Stream the show anytime at www.drdemento.com. Oct 1, 2022
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SPRING/ST. PATRICK's DAY: Dead Skunk, Squirrels, Countryside, Milkshakes, Me like Hockey, Library, Sirius Black, My Girlfriend's Back, Springtime for Hitler, We are the Worms, My Dead Dog Rover, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Another Irish Drinking Song, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Biddie McGraw, Erf, Tribal Council, Rage Against the Mundane, Cows with Guns Mar 14, 2004
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Ernest, Little more Gauze, Please Please me, Yakety Yak, Flower Punk, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shriner's Convention, Surfer for President, Eight Arms to Hold You, Credit Card Song, Money, Riot in Cell Block #9, Flying Minorities, Mr. Gallagher & Mr. Shean, Peter Cottontail, My Boomerang Won't come Back, My Ding-aling, Disco Toilet, Lumberjack Song Apr 6, 1980
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FOOTBALL 2239: We salute football this week, with funny favorites by Andy Griffith, George Carlin, Tom Lehrer and more -- Lots of other Deementia as well, including songs and comedy about Pentiums (RIP), cannibals, cannabis, and Adam West. Stream this new show now at www.drdemento.com! Sep 24, 2022
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I Love Me, Drowning in the Surf, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Truth about Cowboys, Old Man Atom, Who Cares Anyhow, Marie Provost, Mr. Jaws, Hut Sut Song, October in Oxnard, Autumn in New York, Funniest Song in the World, Beepers & Beer, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Time Warp, My Dead Dog Rover Feb 11, 1979
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CHIPMUNKS: Elements, Beans in my Ears, Crazy Every Night, Hockey Here Tonight, Cyclops, Boa Constrictor, Radio Song, Battle of New Orleans, Snoopy & the Red Baron, Army Song, Come on a my House, Witch Doctor, Alvin for President, Every few Years, Honey Earthers, Mr. Comet, Rock me Jerry Lewis Apr 20, 1986
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DOGS PART 2 2238: Of all the animals in the kingdom, dogs are second only to people as a subject for songs...and many of those songs are Demented! Here is another kennelful of funny canine classics. Stream them now or anytime from www.drdemento.com ! Sep 17, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2/NATIONAL LAMPOON INTERVIEW: Biz Talk, Surfin Bird, Satisfaction, Letter to my Girlfriend, Jane Fonda Speaks out, She Loves You, Pass the Duchie, Grandma got Run Over by a Reindeer, Star Trip, Scotsman, Shaving Cream, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Let me Play with it, Kinko the Clown, Fish Heads Dec 26, 1982
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Delicious, I'm in the Mood for Love, Circular Impression, Happy new Year, I'm Depressed, Mother Nature, Mi Charona, UCLA, Drop-kick me Jesus, Super Skier, Cocaine, Buckwheat, Real Cool Cowboy, Cats, Baa Baa Black Sheep, My Mother is a Space Cadet, I Love a Practical Joke, Mexican Radio, Metal Head Dec 26, 1982
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TOP TEN 2237: The Top Ten for August 2022. I'm back from my vacation (very relaxing) and this is a brand new show. Stream it now or anytime from drdemento.com. Sep 10, 2022
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My Bologna, No Anchovies, Beans in my Ears, Big Bad Bill, King Tut, MTA, Can't get my Motor to Start, Disco Sucks, Nice, Ice Box Man, Tainted Love, Dirty Water, Chicken of the County, In the Mood, Marty Feldman Eyes, Space Invaders, Maniac vs. Brainiac, Bras on 45 May 9, 1982
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EMO PHILIPS INTERVIEW: Ricky, Heavy Metal Shop, Fat Boys, Stink Foot, Harry the Hairy Ape, Rock Lobster, Library, Burning Down the Cartoon House, Why are you Living, Don't get Married, Downtown Downer's Grove, Smokey the Bear, Yuppie Drone, Honeymooner's Rap Oct 5, 1986
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LABOR DAY FLASHBACK 2236: The Doc is taking a break for Labor Day. The rest of us can take a break with this flashback to 1994. There are songs about working, plus a vintage Funny Five! Sep 3, 2022
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Hi-fi Blues, Mongoloid, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, Nuke the Whales, Locked in the Closet with You, What is a One, Numbers, What are you Squawking About, Sunday Driving, Copycat Game, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Test Tube Baby, Marijuana Munchies, Piano has been Drinking, Disco Toilet, My Radiation Mar 30, 1980
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NUDITY: Dear Janet, Milkshakes, Cartoon Animals, Elderly Man River, I Sold my Son on Ebay, Eddie's Apartment, Hug Me, Battle of Kookamunga, Bumblebee Invaded the Nudist Colony, Streak, We like Streaking, Streaking U.S.A., Super Streaker, Deteriorata, Sirius Black, Pop Star, She Bangs, Great Idea for a Song Apr 25, 2004
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BIRDS & BEES FLASHBACK 2235: The Doc is on vacation this week, so here is a flashback to 2005 with songs about birds and bees, plus a vintage Funny Five for your enjoyment! Aug 27, 2022
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ORIGIN OF ROCK & ROLL: Disco Tech, Winter Wonderland, No Chemise Please, Strange Things are Happening, Buzz the Fuzz, Rock & Roll, My Daddy Rocks me, Doggy Doo, Merry Go Round, Yes we Have no Bananas, Juanita Banana, Song with a Peel, New Math, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Sweet Transvestite, King Tut Feb 4, 1979
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CATS: Deteriorata, Trapped in an Elevator with a Mime, Because You're You, Schooner Buffooner, Bob, Russian Bandstand, Foreign Songs Translated to English, Final Exam, Spliceway to Heaven, Big Cat, Siamese Cat Song, Overflowing Cat Box Blues, Cat Came Back, Ice Age Baby, Ooh Don't Touch That Aug 25, 1991
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CATS 2234: Our topic this week is cats. Lots of funny songs about cats -- young and old, good and bad, sweet and not so sweet. Just like in real life! It's a whole new show, streamable now at www.drdemento.com. Aug 20, 2022
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GROUCHO MARX TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART TWO): Hotline, Birthday Cake Polka, Don't Touch me There, Ballad of Bloody Guts, My Sister's Nose, Mechanical Man, Hooray for Captain Spalding, I'm Against it, Lydia the Tattooed Lady, Earache my Eye, Telephone Man, Small Breasted Women, Star Trip, Pencil Neck Geek Aug 21, 1977
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ELVIS PRESLEY TRIBUTE (KMET LIVE PART ONE): My Girl's Pussy, August in Azusa, Big Bear Lake, By Beautiful Sea, Lost my Stash, Vegetables, Redneck Hippie Romance, Greet the Press, Elvis for President, My Boy Elvis, Heartbreak Hotel, Bye Bye Elvis, Mystery Train Aug 21, 1977
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DOGS 2233: The dog days of summer have arrived, and we're greeting them with an hour of thoroughly Demented dog songs! We'll salute Beavis & Butt-head (yes, they're back) and Sweetie Candy Vigilante (coming soon!) Stream our crazy new show immediately at drdemento.com. Aug 13, 2022
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TOYS: Car Noises, Ode to my Car, SUV, Bolt-ons, I Want Sex, Hey Mr. Postman, Rawhide, Uneasy Rider, Folsom Elementary School, Shock Treatment, Mr. Roberts, Cell Phone on the Highway, Johnny had a Yo Yo, Me and my Vibrator, View Master, S.S. Minnow, Stoned People, Real Dick Cheney, Smoke-off Sep 16, 2001
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JUDY TENUTA / BIRD & MCDONALD INTERVIEWS: Born in East L.A., Tomato Vendetta, Pope Song, Airborn with an Ape, I Hear Horses, I like Boys, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Elvis is Everywhere, Ghost Riders in Disguise, Candy Rapper, Motel Face, Burger Rap, Freeways of L.A., Squirrels, Star Trekkin', Puka, Boot to the Head Aug 23, 1987
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WILD WEST 2232: Today's topic is the Wild West - more specifically, the Demented West, with some classic and a couple of not-so-classic songs about cowboys and other denizens of the Wide Open Spaces! Aug 6, 2022
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BARRET HANSEN WITH JOHNNY OTIS ON KPPC: This is not comedy, but the Doc before he was the Doc, playing old records from the Specialty label. (NOTE: Source not of highest quality.) Aug 10, 1970
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TOP TEN 2231: The Top Ten for July, plus a merry miscellany of Demented Discs from "Rutabaga Boogie" to "Marcel's Talking Chainsaw", by artists from Victor Borge to Yung Gravy. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 30, 2022
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SUMMER TIME 0422: Harry's Wand, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Brady Bunch, I Love Me, Get a Load of This, Bobby Salazar, Taco Grande, Satan Gave me a Taco, Summertime Blues, Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Fishing Hole, Toast, If I had the Copyright, Me like Hockey, Sirius Black May 30, 2004
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Santa Claus is Watching You, Wrap the Bear, Wreck the Malls, Star Wars vs. Santa Claus, I Want You for Christmas, Relatives are Coming to Town, Pretty Little Dolly, Ho Ho Ho, Hanukkah Rocks, I'm Going out of my Mind, 12 Pains of Christmas, Green Christmas, Totally Ridiculous 12 Days of Christmas Dec 13, 1987
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PSYCHEDELIA 2230: The Dr. Demento Show gets psychedelic this week! We salute the golden age of psychedelia, the late 1960s, with a definitive tribute first heard in 1985. Nearly half of this show is brand new, however, including the first-hour free-for-all (lots of requests) and more psychedelic stuff! Stream it now or anytime at drdemento.com. Jul 23, 2022
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Under my Gums, Interesting People, There is a Tavern in the Town, No Money Down, Black Denim Trousers, Football Card, Clark & Lois, Bridget the Midget, Moron, My Home Town, Marvelous Toy, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, I Want my Baby Back Jan 28, 1979
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LORNE ELLIOTT INTERVIEW/INSTRUMENTALS, ON KLSX: Cause I'm a Blonde, Car Phone, How Come my Dog Don't Bark, Take me Down to the Strike Zone, My Boss is Lazy, Goo Goo Muck, Whole Lotta Love, Pinball Wizard, Ballad of Glendale Villas, Smallest Thing Known to Man, Birdhouse in your Soul Mar 18, 1990
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MEDICAL 2229: This week Dr. Demento salutes his colleagues (?) in the medical profession, with songs saluting (and satirizing) doctors, nurses, and the people and things they work with to hopefully keep us healthy. Hear that show anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Jul 16, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART TWO: Anoka Polka, Casablanca, Batman & the Riddler, Dirty Don, They're Moving Grandpa's Grave to Build a Sewer, Sparky & the Dawn Patrol, Elements, Office Party, Why is Thanksgiving, Hernando's Hideaway, There's a Hole in the Bucket, Shaving Cream, Surfing Bird, Martian Hop, Bumblebee in a Nudist Colony, I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot, Bozo's Song Nov 18, 1973
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KMET LIVE PART ONE: Everybody Wants my Fanny, Horses Don't Bet on People, Cool Water, Ash Grove, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Nifty 50's Blues, Gee Officer Krupke, Saturday Afternoon Football, Split Level Head, Don't You Feel my Leg, Come Up & See me Sometime, Thunder Road, Mountain Dew, Fine Football Weather, Hockey Song, Booley Wooger, Abba Dabba Honeymoon, You Rascal You Nov 18, 1973
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CARS 2228: Today's show will take you on a musical joyride! We have an hour of Demented songs about cars, plus a first hour free-for-all with equally Demented songs about a bunch of other things, plus the Demented News with Whimsical Will! Hear it now at drdemento.com. Jul 9, 2022
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Der Fuehrer's Face, Battle of New Orleans, Child Support Blues, What a Crazy Guy, Bowling USA, She's Big & Round, Honey Earthers, 14, Beans, Crepitation Contest, Boa Constrictor, Rapping Nerd, Boogie in your Butt, Ice Box Man, Mr. Comet, Time Warp, Rock me Jerry Lewis Mar 23, 1986
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HALLOWEEN/ERIC IDLE INTERVIEW: Looney Tune, Dracula, Psycho, Haunted House, Halloween Spooks, Headless Horseman, Tale of the Ticker, Skeleton in the Closet, Horror, Mr. Sheen, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Mr. Grave Digger, Dinner with Drac, Monster Mash Oct 28, 1979
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FOURTH FLASHBACK 2227: Happy Fourth of July! Dr. D is laid up with a sprained ankle this week...but here is a fine Fourth of July show from 1996 which many of you haven't heard, and it's a humdinger.
Enjoy! drdemento.com Jul 2, 2022
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I AM: I'm Bugged at my Old Man, Father of a Boy Named Sue, Spongy Dance, Rippy the Gator, Sorcerer's Stone, I'm in a Star Trek Band, I'm Bad, I'm the Greatest, Thank God I'm a Jewish Boy, I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual, I'm Happy, I'm Normal, I am Whale, I am Cow, If I had the Copyright, Harry's Wand Jun 20, 2004
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In the Mood, Psycho Chicken, Disco Toilet, John Birch Society, Laurel & Hardy in London, Legend of the USS Titanic, Three Little Fishes, Eggplamnt that Ate Chicago, Garbage Collector in Beverly Hills, Alligator Wine, Ouch, Punk Polka Mar 23, 1980
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TOP TEN 2226: Here's the Top Ten for June 2022, and a show with much-needed Demented merriment (Nothing about the Supreme Court - the show was planned before the rulings were announced). Hear it now at drdemento.com! Jun 25, 2022
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Rubber Biscuit, Up your Nose, How Much is that Doggie in the Casket, Forest Lawn, Martian Boogie, Drinking Man's Diet, Dance & Grow Thin, High School Gym, My Bicycle Tillie, I Hold your Hand in Mine, In the Mood, Pizza Song, Amazing Man, Reefer Man, Test Tube Baby, Earache my Eye, Gentry's Gin, My Name is Larry, Pencil Neck Geek, Smoke Off Jan 21, 1979
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FOOTBALL: I Couldn't Spell, Bicycle Seat, Boobs & Butts on the Beach, A Donde Esta el Banjo, Fat, Wal-Mart Polka, I Used to Work in Chicago, Donahue's Perfect Guest, Local Swimmers Disrupt Baptism, Take off your Clothes, Football, Dropkick me Jesus, Baseball & Football, Cheerleaders on Drugs, What it Was Was Football, Streak, Scotsman, Carrot Juice is Murder Oct 1, 1995
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BEER 2225: This week's special topic is beer. Beer has inspired more funny songs than any other alcohol (or any other recreational drug for that matter) and I'll spin some of the best from my collection. (Sorry for the late upload!) Jun 18, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Cowboy Needs a Horse, Winestoned Plowboy, Vatican Rag, My Sister's Nose, Cocaine Blues, Drinking Wine Spodee-odee, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Crazy Man Crazy, Rock the Joint, Teenager's Mother, Robert Hilburn, Sister Mary Elephant, Tight Blue Jeans, Number One, Carter Gets a Phone Call Feb 15, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Happy Birthday, King Tut, Up Jumped the Devil, From Peanuts to Jellybeans, Religion & Politics, Pool, I Hate People, Going Quackers, Sugar Honks, Pop Hates the Beatles, Piggies, Janitor, Hello D.J., Sound of Children, I Like to Hurt People, Hostility Rag, Punk Rock Drives me Disco, Earthquake Song, Wild Bill Hiccup Feb 15, 1981
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SUMMER & SURF 2224: This week we flash back to the '80's for a celebration of the 25th anniversary of surf music, summertime in general, and also Father's Day which is coming up next weekend. Stream it now at drdemento.com Jun 11, 2022
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1983 FLASHBACK LIVE ON KLSX! Earthquake Song, Day after Day, Cyber No No, In the Closet, Rodeo Song, Wet Dream, Birthday Cake Polka, Smells like Camp Granada, Jungle Boogie, Boogie in your Butt, New York New York, Ricky, Smoke two Joints, Ballad of William Robinson, We are the Worms, Smoke-off Apr 26, 1998
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MARTIN MULL: Beam me up Scotty, Bilbo Baggins, Little Blue Man, I Feel like an Onion Ring, Happy Boy, I'm a Nut, Licks off Records, Dueling Tubas, Men, Doctor is in, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Clarence, Leprosy, 60's World, Fabulous 50's, Roger Boom, Where the Hell is Bill, Life Sucks then You Die, Big Butt, Marvin Jan 5, 1986
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BICYCLES/MOTORCYCLES 2223: The Dr Demento show rides on two wheels this week, with Deemented songs about bicycles and motorcycles. In the first hour we celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day and National Accordion Awareness Month, plus the usual shenanigans. drdemento.com Jun 4, 2022
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SHOT OF THE DAY PART 4: I Want my Baby Back, Whatever Happened to Eddie, Hunting Song, Headline News, One Hen, Reinstalling Windows, Music Sex & Cookies, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Sensititve New-Age Guys, Quidditch Ball Wizard, Second Week of Deer Camp, Baby Poo, Psycho Chicken, Thanksgiving Song, Boy Band, Slim Santa, Little Toot Oct 29, 2001
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TOP TEN 2222: Here's the Top Ten for May 28, 2022, plus a lot of "runners-up," old and new, and a few goodies I haven't played before! "Candy Rapper," "My Girl's Pussy," and Pat Boone singing the theme from an obscure horror movie. Stream it now at drdemento.com ! May 28, 2022
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CATS: Dave, Prednisone, Rock & Roll Doctor, It's Hard to Kiss Your Lips at Night, I Like Cartoons, Lincoln Park Pirates, America, Everybody Wants to be a Cat, Feline American Princess, I Hate Cats, Whiskers & Me, Never Set the Cat on Fire, Robot Cat, Shatner, Spongy Dance, This Land is Your Land Aug 15, 2004
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ST. PATRICK'S DAY: Boy Wonder I Love You, Who Threw the Overalls in Mrs. Murphy's Chowder, College Medley, When I was a Lad, Walter Cronkite, Sports Page, I Like Beer, Down at the Ice Rink, Copycat Game, Inflationary Language, Teenage Brain Surgeon, Clancy Lowered the Boom, Punk Polka, Constantinople Mar 16, 1980
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FUNNY ROCK SONGS 2221: Did you know that some of the most famous rock musicians made some of the funniest songs around? Get Demented with the Beatles, the Who, the Police, the Monkees and more on this week's new show. Hear it now at www.drdemento.com May 21, 2022
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Dust up his Nose, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Political Science, Suicide is Painless, Laughing Gnome, Omar the Vampire, Someone Ate the Baby, Pizza's Revenge, My Girl has 3 Legs, Bloat on, Martian Hop, Boogie Woogie Amputee, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Fish Heads, Smoke Off, My Dead Dog Rover Jan 7, 1979
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EATING/DIETING: Black Denim Trousers, Cadillac Heaven, Bedrock Rap, Neanderthal Man, Floyd Freud, My Dead Friend Chester, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, Sideboard Song, Chug-a-lug, Overweight Blues, You Eat Too Much, My Wife is on a Diet, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack Attack, Wet Dream, 99 Dead Baboons Nov 11, 1984
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ALL TIME FAVORITES 2220: For today's show I asked people to request their all-time favorite Demented songs - and what a wonderful weird mixture of songs you came up with! Everything from Dog Breath and Smut to Sneaky Snake and Dueling Tubas! You can stream that show any day starting today at drdemento.com. May 14, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Bus Driver's School, Sweet Birds, Bo Diddley, Delicious, Laughing Records, How I Hate to Get up in the Morning, We all Scream for Ice Cream, Stormy Weather, Sunday Funnies, Roots, Shaving Cream, Pencil Neck Geek, Dream Dirty Dreams Sep 4, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Martian Boogie, Lumberjack Song, New Star Wars, Popcorn Sack, Buying a Bed, Talking Union, Dear Abby, Rover, Junk Food Junkie, Captain Clack, Elizabeth & Richard, Home Run Willie, Them Moose Goosers, Yellow Rose of Texas Sep 4, 1977
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MOTHER'S DAY 2219: Happy Mother's Day! This show includes an hour of Motherly dementia, plus a special set of horsey songs for Kentucky Derby day. May 7, 2022
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NONSENSE: Diet Song, My Genitalia, Livin la Vida Broka, Disney Song, Wasn't that a Party, Disco Toilet, This is Ponderous, Rubber Biscuit, Ketchup Song, Flat Foot Floogie, Crazy Words Crazy Tune, Witch Doctor, Mairzy Doats, Ying Tong Song, Ain't we Crazy, Kids Love McDonald's, Ned Beatty, D&D, Star Trekkin Jan 5, 2003
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FIRESIGN THEATER INTERVIEW: Beerhunter, Where the Hell is Bill?, Shuddup-a You Face, Crazy Every Night, Madalena Hadalena, Powerhouse, Annie had a Baby, Tonto's First Cowboy Bank, Rats in my Room, Back from the Shadows, Fussy Eater, Beam me up Scotty, Dead Puppies, Born in East L.A., Fish Heads Jan 26, 1986
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TOP TEN 2218: Top Ten time today! Plus some porcine Dementia (songs about pigs), a Star Wars song I've never played until now, a few unusual drinking songs, and a new one called "Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy." Stream the show now or anytime at www.drdemento.com ! Apr 30, 2022
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Wild Bill Hiccup, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, Back Door Man, How Sweet to be an Idiot, I Love Me, Please Mr. Carter, Stop the War, Marching off to Bedlam, We'll Ride with Nixon, Doing What Comes Naturally, No Anchovies Please, Psycho Chicken, He Ate too Many Jelly Doughtnuts, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Boris the Spider, Ballad of Irving, Mr. Bill Mar 9, 1980
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ELECTION: Gump, I Live in a Split Level Head, One Hen, Talking Song Repair Blues, Vulcan Mind Meld, Richter Scale, Election Year Rag, This Land is your Land, Alvin for President, Archie Bunker for President, Ringo for President, Winnie the Pooh for President, Snoopy for President, Liar Sleeps Tonight, One that Doesn't Suck so Bad, Tribal Council, Sirius Black Oct 17, 2004
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ROBOTS 2217: This week we celebrate robots! Good robots and bad robots - robots that would do anything we desire, and robots that want to kill us all. You can stream and enjoy this show now (or anytime) from drdemento.com! Apr 23, 2022
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CHRISTMAS: Purple Reindeer, Swinging the Jingle Bells, Chipmunk Song, Christmas Tree Song, My Two Front Teeth, Who'd Be a Turkey at Christmas, Monster's Holiday, Good King Kong Looked Out, 12 Gifts of Christmas, Chickens are in the Chimes, Christmas Dragnet, Santa's Watching Me, Wreck the Halls, Green Christmas, Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer Dec 22, 1985
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CHRISTMAS: Open me First, Nothing for Christmas, Hanukkah Song, White Christmas, Santa Jaws, I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas, Santa Doesn't Cop out on Dope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Christmas Goose, Randolph the Flat-nosed Reindeer, Spin Little Dreidel, Day Santa Claus Retired, Santa Claus & his old Lady, Christmas Carol, Deck the Halls Dec 24, 1978
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EASTER/MEMORIES 2216: Happy Easter! The new Dr Demento show has a set of Demented Easter songs, plus some songs about memories of the past, and a fond farewell to Gilbert Gottfried. Stream it now at www.drdemento.com Apr 16, 2022
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KMET PART TWO: Mannish Boy, Wurzel Fudge, Subway Song, Little Orley & the Moon, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Der Fuehrer's Face, Shaving Cream, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Vatican Rag, Martian Hop, Drowning in the Surf, Highly Illogical, Funniest Song in the World, Redback on the Toilet Seat, Nixorcist, Split Level Head, Ballad of Irving (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Boa Constrictor, Cockroach that Ate Cincinnati, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes, Please Don't Squeeze the Banana, Baby Let me Bang your Box, Banana Boat, Chicken Fat, Can you Dig it, Why a Duck, Delicious, Birthday Cake Polka, Martian March, Freckle Song, Satisfy me one More Time, Christmas Tree Song, Night Owl (MONO ONLY) Jun 23, 1974
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FARTING 2215: By popular demand I'm bringing back the farting contest, together with some carefully curated and hilarious songs about flatulence. Lots of other funny stuff too. www.drdemento.com Apr 9, 2022
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POLICE: Suspenders, If I Could be like Xena, Help me Make it Through the Night, Untie my Ankles, Cellphone on the Highway, Aunt Bea, 99 Dead Baboons, Here Comes the Judge, Tripping in Court, God Told me to Rob the 7-11, Little Blue Riding Hood, Speed Trap, I Wish I Were, Ned Beatty Jan 26, 2003
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ANIMALS: Party in my Pants, Dolly Parton, Hospitality Blues, Hot Rod Lincoln, Black Slacks, I Got it from Agnes, Shall we Walk or Take a Dog, Elephant Talk, Vampire Beavers, Ode to Billy Joel, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Give me that Old Unemployment, Time Warp, Take off, Pac-man Fever Feb 21, 1982
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TRAINS 2214: I haven't featured train songs for awhile, and it's one of my favorite subjects, so here goes! Plus, it's my birthday today (April 2). Apr 2, 2022
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Nuke the Whales, Gonna buy me a Dog, Pop Hates the Beatles, Paul McCartney Drug Story, Protest Song, Shriner's Convention, Super Skier, Copycat Game, Short People, Tall People, Disco's Dead, Three Drunk Newts, Punk Polka, My Name is Larry Mar 2, 1980
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Happy new Year, I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me, Head Cheese, Betty Boop, He's so Unusual, Mountain Girl, Empty-vee, This is the Life, Mississippi Squirrel Revival, Nellie the Elephant, Sister Mary Elephant, Up your Nose, Transfusion, White Collar Holler, Wet Dream, Eat my Shorts Jan 6, 1985
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TOP TEN 2213: Here's the Top Ten for March 2022, plus a whole lot of runners-up, and a couple of scintillating mini-topics too! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com! Mar 26, 2022
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My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama, Day in the Life of Green Acres, Surfin Bird, Christmas Tree Song, Cinderella, She's not Gonna be in my Song, Put the Bone in, Doggy Do, Don't eat the Yellow Snow, Camelot, Chaos, Pop Hates the Beatles, Making Love in a Subaru, Fish Heads, Spam Dec 17, 1978
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In the Mood, Eggs, Be Prepared, Hole in the Bottom of the Lake, I'm a Moron, Close to You, Chipmunk Song, Science Fiction Double Feature, Test Tube Baby, Status Back Baby, Seven old Ladies Locked in a Laboratory, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, King Tut, Pencil Neck Geek Dec 10, 1978
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ALIENS/OUTER SPACE 2212: This week we have an all-new show with a popular topic - Aliens & Outer Space. The first hour features nautical Dementia including some bawdy old sea chanteys, plus a good 'n bloody chantey written and sung by Josh Turner and Carson McKee when they were in high school! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Mar 19, 2022
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LIVE KMET PART TWO: My Mother the Car, Little old Ford Rambled Right Along, Hot Rod Race, No Money Down, Old Betsy Goes Boing Boing, Dead Man's Curve, Transfusion, I Wish I was a Car, Birthday Cake Polka, My Mammy, Bilbo Baggins, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975
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LIVE KMET PART ONE: Shaving Cream, Can you Dig it, Ying Tong Song, Van Lingle Mungo, Ain't we Crazy, Marijuana Hell, Wildwood Weed, Last of the Red ot Mamas, Cement Mixer, Clean Song, Wild Thing, Sara Jane, We're Having a Baby, Swap Meet Mama, Hallelujah I'm a Bum (MONO ONLY) May 11, 1975
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IRISH 2211: Here's our annual virtual visit to the Ireland of our Demented imagination -- preceded by a merry miscellany of topical tunes and just plain fun! Stream it anytime from drdemento.com Mar 12, 2022
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Rock Lobster, My Baby got Rabies, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, Goo Goo Muck, Sideboard Song, Stoned, Speck, Death by Phone, Dead Skunk, Suzanne Summers, Big Rock Candy Mountains, Boobs a Lot, Freckle Song, Dallas, Yoda, Shaving Cream, Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Jul 5, 1981
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WINTER/THANKSGIVING: White Collar Holler, Car Noises, Girl Fight Tonight, Tighten Up, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Chiller, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Hal & Lulu, 60 Minute Man, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant, Boris the Spider, Polka Dot Undies, Star Trekkin Nov 22, 1987
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SUPER VILLAINS 2210: Today we celebrate Supervillains. Well, we don't exactly endorse what they do, but the world's worst people (from D. Vader to V. Putin) have inspired some of the world's best songs, and we'll hear a bunch of 'em this weekend! Streamable now from drdemento.com Mar 5, 2022
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MILITARY: Ahab the Arab, Genie the Magic Record, Curse of the Hearse, You Went the Wrong Way old King Louis, Swimmin with the Women, Hockey Sock Rock, Beep Beep, Disco Toilet, Send the Marines, Draft Dodger Rag, Call up the Groups, Bounce your Boobies, Mr. Jaws, Fish Heads Feb 24, 1980
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DOGS: Delicious, Shriner's Convention, Cosmic Debris, I Want your Socks, I Shot Bambi's Mother, Hangover, Scotsman, Commercial Song, Hot Dog Boogie, Hound Dog in the Window, White Fang, Pit Bulls of L.A., Hound Dog, Gonna Buy me a Dog, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian, Squirrels Aug 16, 1987
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TOP TEN 2209: The Top Ten for February, plus a dozen runners-up, and a whole lot more Dementia! Stream it now at drdemento.com. Feb 26, 2022
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SPIKE JONES TRIBUTE: May the Bird of Paradise Fly up your Nose, Fooba Wooba John, Beer Gut, You Look Marvelous, Cow Patty, Get a Load of This, Weekly World News, Martian Hop, Rock Lobster, Dance of the Hours, Der Fuehrer's Face, Cocktails for Two, Uneasy Rider, Car Phone, Kick Ass U.S.A. Feb 17, 1991
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VALENTINE'S DAY: Let's do it, Locked in the Closet with You, Boogie, Love in Bloom, Almost Degraded, Big Ten Inch Record, Davy's Dinghy, I Wanna Kiss Her, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Eat it, Birds and Bees, I Love me, Ballad of Irving, Ice Box Man, I Love Rocky Road, Dead Puppies Feb 12, 1984
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ZOOS AND CIRCUSES 2208: Today I have songs about zoos and circuses, especially the animals we go there to see. (They may be in cages, unfortunately, but the songs are free!) Also, for the week after Valentine's day, a few funny songs about love that's passed its best-by date. Stream the show now at www.drdemento.com ! Feb 19, 2022
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KMET LIVE PART 2: Prime Time, T.V. Mama, Television, Turn on your T.V., Howdy Doody Time, You are so Rare to Me, I Love Lucy, Monkees, Rubber Duckie, Who is it, Mickey Mouse Closing Theme, Telephone Man, Argument Clinic, Uneasy Rider, Poisoning Pigeons, Shaving Cream, Locked in the Closet, Bloat on, Geek's Revenge Nov 13, 1977
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KMET LIVE PART 1: Snoot Full of Snow, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, You Haven't Lived til You've Died in L.A., Step Right Up, Satisfaction, Hamster Love, My Girlfriend has 3 Legs, MURRAY THE K INTERVIEW, Invasion, Letter from Elaina, Strawberry Fields Forever, My Boyfriend got a Beatle Haircut, Ringo for President Nov 13, 1977
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DEMENTED LOVE SONGS 2207: Along with our customary program of Demented love songs, I have two very exciting premieres! A brand-new song by the Knuckleheadz...AND a new National Anthem of the Land of Deementia, "Born Weird" by Nerf Herder, featuring an accordion solo by Weird Al himself! Stream it now at www.drdemento.com. Feb 12, 2022
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KMET LIVE: There is a Tavern in the Town, Pickup Interruptus, It Ain't Easy Being Male, Scotsman, Hip to be Bare, Grown for me, Little more Gauze, Cocktails for Two, I'm a Blonde, Girls, Pineapple Princess, Mercury Blues, I Gotta go to the Bathroom, Ronnie's Rap, Bed Time for Bonzo, Cable TV, Battered Plants, Glorious, Rap-around, Dentist Jan 11, 1987
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AFRICAN MUSIC: Fast Food, Frontal Lobotomy, Doctor of Dementia, Moustache Song, Clean Song, Machines, Split Level Head, Elephant Hunting Song, Zulu Warrior, Shango, Grazing in the Grass, Mo Money, Things we do on Sunday, Football Rap, Tumbling Tumbleweeds, Country Music is Here to Stay, Friends, Bras on 45, 12 Days of Christmas Dec 12, 1982
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COMICS 2206: We salute the comics this week, with 26 fun songs derived from or inspired by comic strips and comic books, from Barney Google to Great Lakes Avengers. Feb 5, 2022
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ROOTS OF ROCK DEMO: This demo for a series that NEVER AIRED includes songs and stories about legends such as Fats Domino, Roy Orbison, Tina Turner, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Sam Cooke & more! Oct 9, 1987
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TOP TEN 2205: Here's the Top Ten for January, plus a raft of other goodies - a mess of boogies, winter sports, and a swim in the ocean of free-form radio! Listen right now at drdemento.com. Jan 29, 2022
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Punk Polka, Mr. Custer, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Making Whoope, I'm Henry VIII I Am, Limb from Limbo Rock, Can Broadway do Without Me, Walking in my Winter Underwear, Cocaine Bill, Copycat Game, 400 Mile Gas Line, Night the Lights Stayed on in Pittsburgh, Hippopotamus, It Ain't Gonna Rain no More, Gumball Wizard, Hamster Love, On the Amazon Feb 17, 1980
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