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DICKIE GOODMAN INTERVIEW 8125: Battle of Kookamunga, Singing in the Bathtub, Listening to the Flowers Grow, My Baby's Got Rabies, I Know What Boys Like, Mr. Jaws, Flying Saucer, Watergrate, Harry's Jockstrap, Lonesome Cowboy Burt, I Used to Work in Chicago, Bubbling Brain Cells, Shaddup You Face Jun 21, 1981
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"I LIKE" SONGS 0803: Songs about what we like (and hate)...food, sports, sex, animals, you name it. They help define who we are. Jan 20, 2008
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"WEIRD AL" INTERVIEW:Our in-studio guest this week is the man himself, the most popular artist in the entire history of the Dr Demento Show, the king of modern-day funnymusic, Mr. "Weird Al" Yankovic! Al will be premiering his latest CD, "Straight Outta Lynwood" and telling us all about how it was made. We'll also have a nasty new song about the film industry, a pirate song or two,and a fine set of songs by the amazing Logan Whitehurst. Sep 24, 2006
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"WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC: "Weird Al" Interview, Amish Paradise, Take Me Down, The Alternative Polka, Mar 10, 1996
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(part 1) Leader of the Bland, Eskimo, Put Down Your Cigarette, I Love my Cat's Meow, My Girl's Pussy, Tale of the Cheese, Chicken Wings, Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television, Muleskinner Blues, Campus Rules, Wines/Jack, Hit by a Car, Outside the Hospital, Little More Gauze Mar 27, 1983
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(part 2) ARTHUR GODFREY TRIBUTE: Ballad of Bloody Guts, Peeping Tom, Steve Spielberg Give me Some of Your Money, Ballad of Scott Ehrlich, Pretty and the Wolf, Star Turn on 45, I'm a Lonely Little Petunia in an Onion Patch, St. James Infirmary, What Noise Annoys a Noisy Oyster, I Love you Because You're Fat, Dentist Mar 27, 1983
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(part one) DODGERS Song, Redneck Hippie Romance, Food, Cranky Old Yank, Nature Boy, Three Blind Jellyfish, Smog Bound, Dedicated Undertaker, Don't Touch me There, Three Little Pigs, Like a Dribbling Fram, Sunday Funnies, Skateboard Convoy, Narrow Gauge Blues, Barnacle Bill the Sailor Jul 24, 1977
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(part two) FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI INTERVIEW: Purple People Eater, Wobblin Gobblin, European Speaks up for the U.S., Ford/Hoover Comparisons, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung, Hospitality Blues, Bound for the Promised Land, Brain Damage, Gunga Didn't, Beatles Reunion, Pencil Neck Geek, Small Busted Women Jul 24, 1977
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0831 CHICKENS: We celebrate chickens this week. We haven't done that in awhile and I was amazed at how many chicken songs there are in the Archives. Many of the best and one or two of the worst are here. Our online-only rarities segment (near the end of the show this time) has still more chicken songs, including an out-of-print Bruce Springsteen song and a Dennis Weaver rarity. Aug 3, 2008
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0832 DOGS: We celebrate the Dog Days of summer 2008 by letting 23 of our favorite dog songs run free (plus two flea songs). Also, here once again is our currently most-requested hard-to-find song, the original "I Like" by Heathen Dan. Aug 10, 2008
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF OLDEST RECORDING: songs from every decade of dementia from the 1880's through the 1980's! Oct 2, 1988
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 1): Winestoned Plowboy, Mary Had a Little Lamb, Burglar's Experience, Sleighride Party, Uncle Josh on a Street Car, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Fire Bird, Frankfurter Sandwiches, Stinko the Narc, 50 Ways to Make a Hit Record, Crazy Blues, Crossroad Blues Nov 27, 1977
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100TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PHONOGRAPH (part 2): Fireman Cowboy, Water Song, Voyeur, Everybody Wants a Little Peace, Metronews Interview, Blue Yodel, Shiek of Araby, This is Stereo, Six White Horses, Beatles Christmas 1965, Step Right Up, Our Old Friend Dr. D, Chicken Song, Forward into the Past Nov 27, 1977
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 1): original theme song, Memories Rock Salad, Train Kept Rollin', interviews with Frank Zappa & Doodles Weaver, #1 songs from 1971-1975 Mar 15, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY (part 2): Larry Groce, Tom Waits, Bette Midler, Fred Blassie, Devo, & George Carlin interviews, #1 songs from 1976-1980; SPECIAL BONUS: Mike Harrison interview with Sulu Mar 15, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 1): Glenn Super, Damaskas, Doodles Weaver, Ogden Edsl (PART OF RECORDING IS DEFECTIVE) (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981
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10TH ANNIVERSARY LIVE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB (part 2): Temple City Kazoo Orchestra, Sulu, Willio & Phillio, Rose & The Arrangement, Tom T-Bone Stankus, Barnes & Barnes, Weird Al Yankovic (MONO ONLY) Mar 21, 1981
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15TH ANNIVERSARY: Weird Al, Barnes & Barnes, & others live in studio; many interviews and past show highlights replayed; recap of year-end #1 songs Oct 20, 1985
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1971 KPPC SALADS: No announcements from the Doc, but a collection of medleys he assembled in 1971, on the following topics: Another Openin'..., Tie Me Kangaroo Down..., Haunted House..., Wine, Education, Music Music Music..., At The Hop..., While I Dream..., Guitar Feb 15, 1971
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1975 KMET top 50 (#25 to #1) Dec 28, 1975
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1975 KMET top 50 (#50 to #26) (tape distortion during beginning of show) Dec 28, 1975
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2007 HALLOWEEN- 0742 Calling all ghosts, goblins, witches, warlocks, ghouls, zombies, vampires, monsters and creepy creatures of every kind...it’s Halloween time again on the Dr. Demento Show! This episode is dedicated to the late Bobby “Boris” Pickett, and includes an interview with Bobby from the fall of 2006. Oct 21, 2007
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25th ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: Dr. D., Dr. Demento Theme Song (KPPC), With many different celebrity interviews Oct 8, 1995
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25th TRIBUTE to ELVIS PRESLEY: Elvis Imitator,The Elvis Blues,Are you Lonesome tonight (laughing version) Aug 11, 2002
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40TH ANNIVERSARY 1041: Our 40th anniversary show features 35 of the show's greatest hits, complete and uninterrupted, with Dr Demento's stories about how the show began, grew, and evolved. Nearly 2 1/2 hours of great Demented entertainment! Oct 9, 2010
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4TH JULY 06: To celebrate the Fourth of July, here's Dr. Demento's annual All-American Show. We'll celebrate outdoor barbecues, beer, mosquitoes, fire ants,Elvis, and Captain Jack in this free-wheeling funny music extravaganza. Other highlights include "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" (the show's #1 song of 2006 thus far), "Pukin' In The Parkin' Lot" and "Hot Jewish Chicks." Jul 2, 2006
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 1: 1931-1955 Jun 1, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA (KSAN version) part 2: 1956-1980 Jun 1, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 1: 1931-1955 May 4, 1980
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50 YEARS OF DEMENTIA part 2: 1956-1980 May 4, 1980
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92 Funny 25 Dec 27, 1992
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93 Funny 25 Dec 26, 1993
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A CAPPELLA 1302: Songs about winter snows, Eskimos, and the gluteus maximus...plus an hour of a cappella Dementia (no instruments allowed!) Even Dr. D's announcements are a cappella this week. Jan 12, 2013
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A Cappella Dementia Nov 29, 1992
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A CAPPELLA PART 2 1320: All musical instruments are banned from the second half of this show, as we further explore the Demented side of a cappella. (How did that car horn get in there?) More than a dozen requests in the first half. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus track). (For more a cappella Dementia check out our 1-12-13 show). May 18, 2013
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A DRUG: Caffeine, The Coffee Song, Too Much Coffee, Proper Cup of Coffee Feb 26, 2006
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A Little More Gauze, Barnacle Bill #2, Little Orley, Gloomy Sunday, Let's Do It Dec 8, 1974
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Admiral's Daughter, Hokum Smokum, Serenade to a Jerk, How Many Burps, Pine Top's Boogie Woogie, Everybody Wants my Fanny Dec 15, 1974
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ADVERTISING: Guitar Comics, Sympathy for George Lucas, 1955, Walk on the Kosher Side, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Commercials on 45, Billboard Song, Bear Whiz Beer, Mrs. Fletcher, Sales Pitch, I Like You, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader Jul 10, 2005
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AIRPLANES: are our topic this week, featuring "PMS Airlines," "Heavin' On A Jet Plane" and other songs and comedy you won't hear on any airline's headsets. Also "A Pervert's Life," "Party In My Pants" and the 40th anniversary of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" Jul 23, 2006
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ALCOHOL 0820: A salute to America's favorite drug - Alcohol. Booze in all its forms has inspired countless songs, from the serious to the silly, including many fine comedy songs which we sample this week. Our bonus segment for online listeners includes "Fisting the Sheep" (parental discretion advised) and others we probably won't be playing on the radio anytime soon. May 18, 2008
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ALCOHOL 1216: This week we have 19 songs about America's favorite drug - alcohol! A huge variety of musical and comedic styles, from The Doors to Gid Tanner and his Skillet Lickers. In the first hour, some amazing and provocative songs about religion and politics, among other things. Language alert: the highly irreverent song from The Book of Mormon in the first hour, and "Beer" by the Asylum Street Spankers in the second. Apr 21, 2012
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ALCOHOL II: Istanbul, Rose Don't Bang on the Piano, Chug-a-lug, 9 Coronas, Cocktails for Two, What I Like About Booze, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hangover Mar 10, 2002
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ALCOHOL PART 3 1237: Here's the third and final installment of our Alcohol Alphabet, with songs and comedy in a huge range of styles, all the way from Fred Astaire to Bubbles and the Shit Rockers. Many all time faves and also things I haven't played lately (if ever). Also a little tribute to Rollin Sullivan, who was Oscar of Lonzo & Oscar. Parental guidance: one f-word in "Liquor and Whores," plus frequent depictions of alcohol abuse. (note: Parts 1 and 2 of the Alcohol Alphabet are on the shows dated April 21 and June 16, 2012). Sep 15, 2012
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ALCOHOL: A Pub With No Beer, The Alcoholic Blues, The Beerhunter, Sweet Transvestite Sep 19, 1999
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ALCOHOL: Ballad of Big Buffet, Moose Goosers, Romping Through the Swamp, Turning Japanese, Japanese Jurassic Park, Save the Beer, Viagra in the Waters Mar 3, 2002
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ALCOHOL: Cubs Win World Series, Here's Your Sign, Mama Rap, Stormtroopers are People Too, Old Pacific Sea, Fax Me a Beer, On the Shoulders of Freaks May 25, 1997
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ALCOHOL: Star Wars Cantina, Beer, It was a Very Good Beer Apr 23, 2006
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ALCOHOL: What I Like About Booze, 90's Song, Gentry's Gin, Beer is Better Than Women, Sirius Black May 16, 2004
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ALIENS & UFO's: Send The Marines, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Flying Saucer (part 1&2), Aliens Really Stink Sep 25, 2005
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Aliens 92 Sep 27, 1992
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ALIENS AND UFO'S 0923: Our subject this time is Aliens and UFO's - our most complete investigation ever of that Hot Topic, with eight more extraterrestrial excursions in the bonus segment (most of those have never been uploaded before). Other highlights include our first new track in awhile from Henry Phillips, and an Arctic adventure with England's Mighty Boosh. Jun 7, 2009
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ALL REQEST 07: OK, listeners -- this one's all yours! For the first time in awhile, it's an all-request Dr. Demento show. Along with the hits there are some nice rarities including "Elevator To Menswear," "The Raccoon Song," and "Abdul Abulbul Amir" (ask your grandparents about that one!) Jan 14, 2007
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ALL REQUEST SHOW 1994: Living in a Mobile Home, Shaddup You Face, Woodpeckers from Space, Stairway to Heaven Feb 27, 1994
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ALL REQUESTS: Little Eeefin' Annie, Since They Stole the Spitton, Was I?, Duck's Yas Yas, Tribute to Dr. Demento, Davy's Dinght, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow Mar 9, 1975
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ALL-AMERICAN 0927: Here's our traditional All-American show for the Fourth of July - ka-BOOOM! Lots of good old red-white-and-blue American dementia, plus a few that needle our wonderful country a little bit (freedom of speech, and all!) This show has the revised version of Baldbox's "U.S. F'n A" (did you know they left out a whole state the first time?) plus Seamonkey's fragrant spoof of "Boom Boom Pow." The bonus tracks survey America's ambivalent attitudes towards our land's first citizens (warning, pervasive stereotypes). Jul 5, 2009
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ALL-AMERICAN 1027: Our annual All-American show for Independence Day. Songs about religion, politics, farm life, baseball, beer, sex, guns and cowboys. Rarities include the original flip side of Thorndike Pickledish's "Walter Wart," withdrawn in 1966 as too controversial. Parental note: the Willie Nelson song has one unbleeped f-word; lots of explicit content in the bonus tracks. Jul 3, 2010
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ALL-AMERICAN 1127: Here's our annual All-American show for 2011. All kinds of amazingly American music & comedy for your Fourth of July celebration. Plus our tributes to Wild Man Fischer (with an interview in the bonus tracks, never before broadcast outside L.A.) and Red Blanchard, the zany DJ who launched Nervous Norvus' career. A few cuss words (Baldbox, Richard Cheese) and a bit of gruesome (Sufjan Stevens). Jul 2, 2011
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ALL-AMERICAN 1427: We celebrate the Fourth of July (The Sequel) with our annual All-American show. Weird Al (as Sir Isaac Newton), Albert Brooks (rewriting the National Anthem), After Ever After (The Sequel), The Lone Ranger revisited, The Wild One, and the amazing Ray Jessel. Jul 5, 2014
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ALL-TIME Greats 0725 :Among the greatest novelty record artists of all time, Stan Freberg made his mark in the 1950s with devastating spoofs of rock ‘n roll music. After that he moved on to other things, but fans have never stopped wishing Stan would use his comic genius to lampoon later pop music trends. Now, The Great Luke Ski, devoted hip-hop historian and a superb parodist in his own right, has created his own Freberg-style skewering of rap music in his ten-minute sketch called “MC Freberg.” This show also features a half hour of songs about God. No evangelism here, and no disrespect either...just one brilliant comedy song or sketch after another, each using the name of God in the title in its own way. Jun 24, 2007
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Alley Oop, Come up and See me Sometime, Yokohama Mama, Parents Song, Tom Tom the Piper's Son, Cockfight, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Everyone Says I Love You, Cheepness, Buggy Boogie Woogie, Loving Me, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, I Want My Baby Back, Spam Oct 12, 1975
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ALTERNATE LIFESTYLES: Chucky Cheese Hell, Star Wars Mania, Yard Sale, Louie Louie, Light my Fire, My Father's Top Drawer, Freckle Song, That's Mathematics, Math Sucks, Still Gonna Die, Old Dogs, I Wish I Was a Lesbian, Gay Parade, Since my Baby Turned Gay, I Kissed a Girl, Use the Force, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 20, 1999
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ALTERNATE VERSIONS 1418: By request we have some Alternate Versions of Demented Hits this week - crazy covers, original versions, and other new ways of hearing old Demented classics! Plus lots of surprises in the first hour. May 3, 2014
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ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES: Teeth Clenched, Alien Jam, Everybody's Queer, Lesbians on TV Apr 9, 2006
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AMERICA 1326: This year our Fourth of July show has an hour of Demented songs about America and Americans. The first hour includes a new "unplugged" performance of "Eat It" by Weird Al, plus another recently rediscovered Allan Sherman parody and some great new songs about gaming. Note: "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly...." and "U.S. F-in A." have brief explicit language. Jun 29, 2013
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An early show on KPPC (MONO ONLY) Apr 22, 1971
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Annual Valentine Special 2003 Feb 9, 2003
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Ape on my Fire Escape, Come on-a my House, At the Circus, Loos of England, Twinkle Little Earth Jan 26, 1975
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APRIL FOOL'S: fool medley, Doctor Doctor, Poor Boy, Gee, Train Kept Rolling, circus medley, Don't Dilly Dally Sally; Zip Zip, It Will Stand, Is You Is or Is You Ain't my Baby?, Rocking Little Angel (MONO ONLY); BONUS: partial September 1971 (*BAD SOUND*): Yellow Dog Blues, Nobody, St. Louis Tickle Apr 1, 1971
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April Showers, Hot Rock Radio, How Sweet to be an Idiot, Alcoholic Blues, Whale Oil, I Am Whale, Dirty Old Man, Miss Anne Elk, Hockey Song, In the Eyes of my Dog, Hospitality Blues, Male Chauvinist Piglets, Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Hamster Love, Making Love in a Subaru, Animal Crackers Apr 16, 1978
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ARF! It's our annual Dr Demento dog show: In honor of the Dog Days of summer, Frank Zappa, Ray Stevens, Davy Jones (of the Monkees, not the Caribbean), Soupy Sales, Homer & Jethro and many more join our Demented salute to Man's Best Friend. Other highlights include a new English version of that scandalous French heavy-breathing song, "Je t'aime, moi non plus", and new songs entitled "Taxidermal Therapy," "Jewish Is Trendy" and "Tom Cruise." Aug 13, 2006
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AUGUST/JULY 1972 KMET EXCERPTS: BLACK MUSIC OF THE '40's (August 6): The Honey Dripper, Who Threw the Whiskey in the Well, Straighten Up and Fly Right, Snatch and Grab It, EARLIEST KNOWN TOP FIVE COUNTDOWN (August 13): Chaos, The Thing, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Dr. Hackenbush, NO ANNOUNCEMENTS (July 30): Rum and Coca-Cola, Bozo and his Rocket Ship, Rumble, O Sole Mio, Surfing with Ned and Nelda (NOTE: This portion of the July 30 episode includes everything marked on the playlist as "not on aircheck" except "Bald Head" and the below July 30 portion includes the items NOT marked that way.) Aug 6, 1972
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AVIATION 1001: In honor of the aeronautical motif of our new Demento Society membership kit, our theme this week is aviation. Lots of funny songs about flying, then and now, in big planes and little ones. The bonus tracks have more of the same, with lots of rarities. Jan 3, 2010
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BABIES 0801: We celebrate the new year with songs and comedy about new people. We also say farewell to some old friends: Ruth Wallis, Hawthorne, and Bill Strauss of Capitol Steps. (This is the first show with our new format; see separate note). Jan 6, 2008
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BABIES 1412: This week we have an hour of songs about babies...not all of whom are infants! Also a tribute to David Brenner, and lots of swell surprises. Mar 22, 2014
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BABIES: 99 Dead Baboons, Bad Influence, Elvus, Inflationary Language, Dead Rappers, Memo to Droola, Annie Had a Baby, Beer is Better Than Women, I Would Still Love You Apr 28, 2002
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BABIES: Save the Beer, In my Country, Carburetor Song, Use the Force, Geek's Revenge, Singing in the Bathtub, I'm a Slug, Doctor Worm, Online Romance, Tubular Boobular, She's Big and Round, Annie Had a Baby, Baby Zone, Memo to Droola, Baby Sitting Boogie, Phantom Medley, Hey Phantom Menace Jun 13, 1999
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Baby's Got a Crush on Frankenstein, Dim the Lights, Wild One, Shot Gun Boogie, Chaos, Walter Wart, Honey and the Horn, 333, Skinny Minnie, Fat Sally, I'm Thinking Tonight of my Blue Eyes (MONO ONLY) Jun 27, 1971
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BACK TO SCHOOL 0834: Education may never feel quite the same after you hear our back-to-school show. We feature such classroom collectibles as the explosive "Roger Boom," a live performance of Weird Al's "School Cafeteria" from a 1979 Dr. D show on KMET-Los Angeles, and Mike Condello's unreleased "Public School Lunch" along with such well-loved favorites as "Charlie Brown," "Lunchlady Land" and "Bright College Days." In our first half, the Dr D. debut of Luke Ski's all-star tribute to "Battlestar Galactica," two brilliant new satires by Randy Newman and a little salute to the late Isaac Hayes. Aug 24, 2008
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Back to School Again, I'm in Love with a Big Blue Frog, She Really Meant to Keep it, I Got Stoned and I Missed it, Nervous Exhaustion, Boobs a Lot, Whatever it is I'm Against it, Bullfighter, Pizza Man, Jonah and the Whale, Beans, Why a Duck?, Mother Goose's Wine, Highly Illogical Sep 28, 1975
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BACK TO SCHOOL ON KLSX: Beat Brothers interview, Sister Mary Elephant, Smoking in the Boy's Room, Fatal Beatings, Intergalactic Laxative Sep 10, 1989
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BACK TO SCHOOL: It's back to school on this week's Dr Demento show...with scholastic comedy classics by Cheech & Chong, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Tom Lehrer, Frank Zappa, Adam Sandler and more. We also stick it to Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and other naughty celebrities, and we'll also discover the surprising inspiration for Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues." Aug 27, 2006
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BAD BOYS & GIRLS: Our special topic today is bad boys (and girls) - songs about criminals and other evil people, from Jesse James to John Wayne Gacy, Jr. and including one of the rare demo recordings made by would-be rock star and murder mastermind Charles Manson. Other topics include viruses, germs, the Last Saskatchewan Pirate and the legendary L. S. Bumblebee (a collector's item by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore). Oct 1, 2006
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BAD PEOPLE: World is Full of Bastards, You Got Your Baby Back, Gimme the Head of Old Bin Laden Sep 18, 2005
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Ballad of the Yellow Berets, Wasn't That a Party, Plexiglass Toilet, Bad Humor Man, Pass the Kouchie, Chocolate Freak, Beep Beep, Smut, Valley Girl, Gumball Wizard, White Collar Holler, King of Suede May 13, 1984
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BALLADS (PART 2) 1130: Back in April Dr. D devoted a show to Ballads - songs that tell a story. There are a whole lot more very Demented ballads we didn't get to back then, and here they are, plus the uncensored "Legend of the USS Titanic" and other goodies. A few durty words in that song and the Axis of Awesome pieces, plus the bonus tracks. Jul 23, 2011
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BALLADS 1116: This week's show features a big, big bunch of ballads - story songs (mostly) about all sorts of fabulous characters. Also note the Mel Blanc rarities including his voiceover demo tape. Explicit language/content: Maclean & Laclean, Ween, Nuclear Bubble Wrap, Jesse Smith Apr 16, 2011
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Nixon in 96, Dead Elephant Dance, Incontinence Rag, PMS Kind of Day, Vomit Song, Fish Heads, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Count em up Quick, The Sweater, Nick Teen and Al K. Hall, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Sep 8, 1996
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BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW: Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, We Love the Yangtse, Monsters of the World Unite, Mother's Lament, Test Tube Baby, Triplets, High School Gym, Hicky Burr, Voyeur, Old Payola Roll Blues, Alvin's Harmonica, I Want my Baby Back, Mrs. Jaws, Titties and Beer Apr 8, 1979
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BASEBALL 0814: Play ball! Here's our demented salute to America's original national pastime. It's an all-star roster of songs and comedy bits about baseball, from "Who's On First" and "Casey At the Bat" to the steroid era. In the first hour, lots of requests plus some hot new stuff. Apr 6, 2008
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Battle of Kookamunga, Nova, Your Feet's too Big, Say That We're Sweethearts Again, Tears on the Dashboard, On Top of a Pizza, Brain Damage, Sunny Disposish, Stink Foot, Bears, They're Coming to Take Me Away Salad, Masochism Tango, Spam Jun 8, 1975
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BEACH BOYS INTERVIEW: In 1973 the Doc conducted an in-depth interview with Carl Wilson, Dennis Wilson, Mike Love, Al Jardine, and Ricky Fataar of the Beach Boys. Brian Wilson and Blondie Chaplin did not attend the interview, and Bruce Johnston was on hiatus from the group at this time. Ricky and Blondie were only with the group for a few years, so this is a rare chance to hear Ricky in an interview with them. Topics discussed include the Holland album, group dynamics, hobbies, the unfinished Smile album, the Party album, Brian's current involvement, transcendental meditation and M.I.U., and more. (This is NOT a comedy program.) BONUS: After the hour-long radio program, stay tuned for another 45 minutes of outtakes that were removed from the final edit! Jul 28, 1973
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BEATLES 0838: We salute the Beatles this week, with some of the best (and worst) of the dozens of topical songs written about the group during its glorious heyday. We've also got a couple of Sarah Palin songs (more to come, we imagine)...and such hard to find Demented favorites as "The Bears," "Rappin' Duke" and "Oh Boy Do I Love Bears" along with (for the first time on the show) "This Is Planet Earth" by Jerry Samuels (aka Napoleon XIV). Sep 21, 2008
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BEATLES 0938: With all the fuss over Rock Band: Beatles and all the re-mastered Beatles albums, here's a different sort of Beatles tribute: a full hour of songs about the Beatles, recorded between 1963 and 1969. This is different from our previous Beatles tributes; there are no medleys. All of these now-rare records are played complete. Also: songs about football, superheroes, video games and alcohol. Sep 20, 2009
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BEATLES 20TH ANNIVERSARY: My Girl's Been Bitten by the Beatle Bug, Letter to the Beatles, Beatles Barber, I Want to Hold Your Hand, Ringo for President, A Hard Day's Night, That's My Life My Love and My Home, Carousel of Love, Umpa Umpa Jan 22, 1984
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BEATLESONGS (part 1): The Invasion, Hit Me Kick Me Whip Me Baby, Mr. Bill, Ernest, One Draw, Let's Make Lust, Was I Drunk?, Rosh Hashanah, Boll Weevil, My Boyfriend Got a Beatle Haircut, Sex Toy, He's Just a Scientist, Meadow Muffin Blues Feb 21, 1982
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BEATLESONGS (part 2): The Big Sniff, Walk the Dog, Mercury Blues, Beatle Rap, Mr. Watt, Atarian Fantasy, Fat Girls, Winestoned Plowboy, Maple Leaf Rag, Commercials on 45, Kinky Sex, It's Good to be the King, Woodpecker Feb 21, 1982
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BEGINNING 2007 0701:And here we go again with the first Funny Five of 2007 (including "The Smoke-Off" and "The Devil Went To Jamaica"!) On this show we also remember the late Charlie Drake, plus 1960s TV animation heroes Joe Barbera and Chris Hayward...and the brilliant Logan Whitehurst ("The Robot Cat") who died at age 29 in December. The show features a half-hour of Logan's music including several rarities and interview excerpts. Jan 7, 2007
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BETTE MIDLER INTERVIEW: Pepino, Minnie the Moocher (Alfred Newman version), You're Moving Out Today, Stomping at the Savoy, Piece of my Heart, Old Man Atom, Sixteen Pounds, Dodgers vs. Reds, Just a Banana, Spam May 8, 1977
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BICENTENNIAL CELEBRATION: Stan Freberg's United States of America, phone calls from history, Washington at Valley Force, Battle of New Orleans, Kingdom Comin', Lucky Lindy, What are You Squawking About, God Bless America, Hundred Years from Now, Bicentennial, Yankee Doodle Jul 4, 1976
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BICYCLES AND MOTORCYCLES 1327: Dementia rides on two wheels this week - bicycles and motorcycles! Plus the Hipster Apocalypse, and lots of requests. Rated PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Jul 6, 2013
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BIG 1023: It's a BIG Dr. Demento Show this week, featuring Big Balls, Big Butts, the Big Cockroach and even Big Bad Brucie-Wucie! Also new music from Roy Zimmerman, a Tiny Tim rarity, and the Key of Awesome's hilarious sendup of Owl City. The bonus tracks have more BIG songs, including two alternate versions of "Big Bruce." (Bonus tracks rated PG-13 this week). Jun 5, 2010
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BIG DADDY INTERVIEW: Martian Boogie, Meet the Staff of Mad, Rioting to the Hits, Take me out to the Ballgame, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Memories of Manhattan Furniture Store, A Day in the Life, Happy Happy Joy Joy, The Smoke-Off, Ren & Stimpy Jun 7, 1992
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Big Ten-Inch Record, Duck's Yas Yas, Gay Caballero, Almost Degraded, Obese Man, Don't Jump Off the Roof Dad, Putting on the Ritz, Bozo's Song, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny?, Wong Song, Take Off Your Clothes, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent May 25, 1975
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BIG THINGS: Sold out of Flagpoles, Them Moose Goosers, Totally Nude, Desperado, Big Ten-inch Record, Big Balls, Big Bottom, Big Butt, She's Big and Round, Reinstalling Windows, Kick Ass USA, This Land is Your Land Oct 7, 2001
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BIG/COLLEGE: Y2K, Big Butt, Big Balls, Campus Rules, Roommate From Hell Aug 29, 1999
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Bird on my Head, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Shine, Whence that Wince, Battle of Yorktown Finale, Spider in the Bath, Boris the Spider, Wong Song, Cocaine Blues, Anne Boleyn, Ain't We Crazy, I Want my Baby Back, Friendly Neighborhoo Narco Agent Mar 7, 1976
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BIRDS & BEES: Star Wars Cantina, Driving, Ambrose Part 5, Eddie's Apartment, Pervert's Life, Grandpa Why, Outside a Small Circle of Friends, We Won't Give em Sex, Tutti Fruity, Enter Sandman, Bees and Birds, Bumblebee Invaded a Nudist Colony, Stormtroopers are People Too, Scotsman, On the Shoulders of Freaks Feb 23, 1997
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BIRDS 0807: The Dr Demento show takes wing this week with a salute to birds. And bees. And "the birds and the bees." Rare and notable items include Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's spoof of 1967 psychedelia, "The L. S. Bumblebee," our first Florence Foster Jenkins song in 20 years, Rowan & Martin's "Birds and the Bees" and, just in time for the reunion, "We Shot The New Kids On The Block." Feb 17, 2008
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BJ BAND/TOM LEHRER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (part 1): Be Prepared, Rover, Letter from Elaina, Raymond Hitchcock's Curtain Speech, Tito the Mosquito, These are my Legs, Taco Mama, Dum Dot Song, Pollution, Mongoloid, Nagasaki, I Couldn't Get High, Pussy, Bloat On Apr 9, 1978
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BLACK HISTORY MONTH 1405: A special show for Black History Month - funny stuff by African-Americans from 1900 to now. Also a tribute to Pete Seeger. Feb 1, 2014
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Black Slacks, Talking Dust Bowl, Dear Okie, Skokian, Big Bad Cadillac, 32-20 Blues, Sugar Bee, Suzy Cream Cheese, How Come my Dog Don't Bark When You Come Around?, Rocking Chair Daddy, Zelda Klotz Apr 16, 1972
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BOB & BOB LIVE IN STUDIO (part 2): On The Amazon, Sixpence, Go to the Police, We're not the Hoosier Hot Shots, Celery Stalks at Midnight, Makin' Out, Star Gores, DIVORCE Sep 3, 1978
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BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE CO-HOST (part 2): Stairway to Heaven, Whole Lotta Love, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hockey Song, Rodeo Song, Pac-Man Fever, Beer Frame, Big Balls, Let's Make a Dope Deal, Asteroids, Star Wars, Psycho Chicken, Jimmy Durante Nose, Take Off Jan 24, 1982
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BODY PARTS 0741:Our topic this week is body parts...certain ones in particular, two feminine and one masculine. Note the presence of "Penis Envy" by Uncle Bonsai, which we can't play on the radio since the FCC declared it to be obscene. (If you ask us, it's more morally uplifting than most of what you can hear on the radio these days). This show also contains notable forays into alcohol consumption and insanity. Oct 14, 2007
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BODY PARTS 1424: Our topic this week is body parts, from head to feet. They took over the whole show, almost! Parental guidance: some of the songs about parts toward the middle of the body are a bit explicit, with some sexual implications, and a couple of f-words in the next-to-last song. Jun 14, 2014
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BONZO DOG SPOTLIGHT: I Made a Fool of Myself over John Foster Dulles, Potatoland Introduction, Meltdown, Atomic Power, Papa Rolled His Own, Borneo, Alcatraz, I'm Happy Just to Dance with You, Trouser Press, Terry Keeps His Clips On, Pinball Wizard, Saturday Night Fish Fry Mar 22, 1981
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BOOGIE BOY INTERVIEW: I'm a Potato, Take Your Brain Out for a Walk, Soft Core Mutation, top ten Oct 19, 1980
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BOYS 0723: The subject this week is Boys. Disco boys, cowboys, good boys, bad boys. (It’s equal opportunity dementia...we did girls last week). We also salute Dr. Who, Aquaman and the Chicago Cubs, and for good measure, Jesus. And lest we forget...liquor and whores. Just another day in the land of Dementia. Jun 10, 2007
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BRITISH DEMENTIA AND MONTY PYTHON TOP TEN (part 2): Lion and Albert, Reluctant Cannibal, Q-5 Piano Tune, Thank you Very Much, Quark Strangeness and Charm, Winker's Song, My Girl's Pussy, Gnu Song, God Save the Queen, Crunchy Frog, Dead Parrot, Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Lumberjack Song, Spam Jul 13, 1980
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BRITISH DEMENTIA FROM SAN FRANCISCO (part 1): Miss Ann Elk, I'm the Urban Spaceman, Interesting Facts, When I'm Cleaning Windows, Pinball Wizard, Great Bell, Ying Tong Song, Limerick Writers, Lily the Pink, Cactus in my Y-fronts, Nuts Jul 13, 1980
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BRITISH DEMENTIA WITH IAN WHITCOMB (part 1): I'm Nuts About Screwy Music, Men Who Love Women Who Love Men, Stately Homes of England, England's Glory, Hot Nuts, Mad Dogs & Englishmen, Ying Tong Song, Pet Shop, My Old Ma's a Dustman, The Harvest of Love, Scottish Trip Oct 7, 1979
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BRITISH DEMENTIA/BOTTOM NINE-AND-A-HALF (part 2): Sick Man Blues, The Doctor, Gasman Cometh, Nappy Love, Chinese Nights, Lily the Pink, Crepitation Contest, B.C., Green Fuzz, Fish, Open Your Box, Once You Understand, The World Is, I'm Surfin' Oct 7, 1979
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CAFFEINE 1232: This week in our second hour we celebrate caffeine. Coffee and similar beverages have inspired many songs, including funny ones. I'm sipping coffee as I write this, in fact. Note that some of those songs are about the perils of drinking too much coffee! Also a Weird Al rarity (he sings backup on "Miniature Golf") and some Martian songs in honor of Curiosity. Language: PG-13 ("One More Year" and "Midget Love" have some sexual references, and drugs turn up in the Cheech & Chong bits, to no one's surprise). Aug 11, 2012
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CANADA 0715: This week we salute Canada. We don’t have statistics about this, but it has always seemed to us that Canada produces more comedy per capita than the USA. This show features a special Top Ten countdown of our most popular Canadian songs and sketches, plus such honorable mentions as “Little Toot” and “The Rodeo Song.” Other highlights include a couple of tunes for tax time, and new songs about Mitt Romney, software licensing, and Doctor Who. Apr 15, 2007
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Canada Day Jun 26, 2005
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CANADA: How I Spent my Summer Vacation, Walleye, Grand Old Oprah, Amoeba Hop, Hospitality Blues, Hey Ba Ba Rebop, Zombie Jamboree, Canada Is, Keith Richard's Blood, Villie & Vaylon, Rodeo Song, Dentist, Would Jesus Wear a Rolex, Hey Rocky Jun 14, 1987
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CAPT. CHAOS & JUNGLE JUDY TAKE OVER (part 2): songs of the old west, then the Doc goes out to play in the rain while the Capt. & Judy take over (MONO ONLY) Feb 2, 1975
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW (part 2): Ethel Pump, At the Moving Picture Ball, Glorious, I Love Rock and Roll, Big Eyed Beans from Venus, Ice Cream for Crow, Butcher Pete, Work the Meat, Hey Dickie, Steve, I Had Sex with E.T. Nov 7, 1982
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART INTERVIEW (part 2): Snails and Slugs, There's a New Sound, Tropical Hot Dog Night, The Blimp, Disco Crep, Beans, Birthday, Bike, Moped City, Hello DJ, Giant Munchkin Dwarf, Chaos, Titties and Beer Nov 26, 1978
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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART TRIBUTE 1102: Robots & monkeys, Laurel & Hardy, buses & trucks, and eyebrow hairs all get their due in this show. In place of the bonus tracks, the Doctor shares memories of (and conversations with) that master of mad music, Captain Beefheart (who died in December), in a 55+-minute tribute. Jan 8, 2011
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CAPTAIN CHAOS & JUNGLE JUDY REUNION (part 1): 1972 aircheck, Doodles Weaver interview, Donald Duck interview, Polish Power, Martian March, Poetry Corner, Mysterious Mose, Frank Zappa interview, Captain Chaos & Jungle Judy take over Oct 22, 1978
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CAPTAIN CHAOS & JUNGLE JUDY REUNION (part 2): You Know my Name Look Up the Number, Je T'aime Moi Non Plus, Helium, Floating Kidney Waltz, Pizza and Beer, Greasy Plate Stomp, Pico and Sepulveda contest, Magic Mountain, Dinosaur Soup Oct 22, 1978
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CAR TUNES 1038: Got some car tunes for you this week! Longtime favorites along with many not heard for awhile. Also some terrific new stuff including Steve Goodie's salute to the would-be book burner of Gainesville, Florida, plus new CD's by Mike Phirman (of Hard & Phirm), The Amoeba People and more, plus a long-lost live tape of "Existential Blues" - and Whimsical Will's 30th Anniversary! Explicit language on the George Carlin track. Sep 18, 2010
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CARS 0738:We've got a mighty garage-full of funny songs about cars and driving, and we open the garage doors wide on this show, with car tunes from "Weird Al" Yankovic (a rare demo), Monty Python, George Carlin and lots more, plus some rarities from the very dawn of the automotive era. Sep 23, 2007
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CARS 0739: Once again our subject is Car Tunes...and a race that roars to the finish line with a Top Ten countdown of all time favorite demented car songs. Sep 30, 2007
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CARTOON SONGS: So Long Mom, M-80, K-tel Commercial, Walter Brennan Blues, Hello Mom, Running Bare, Friday the 13th the Musical, Bingo Song, Brady Bunch, Little Animals in Heat, Popeye the Sailor Man, Look at all Those Idiots, Uncle Jack Says Relax, Mack the Knife, Kick Ass U.S.A. Jan 27, 1991
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CARTOON TUNES II 9715: A heaping helping of cartoon themes and songs by and about cartoon characters. Also includes a Gene Autry tribute with special guests. Apr 13, 1997
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CARTOONS & COWS: Beverly Hills 90210, It's a Really Big Show Tonight, Recession Blues, Pizza Girl, Mutant Cows, Powerhouse Jan 10, 1993
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CARTOONS (Part2): My Bed Is A Boat, Kill The Wabbit, Daffy Duck's Rhapsody, See an Elephant Fly Apr 2, 2006
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CARTOONS 0918: Our show is extremely animated this week - it's got over 30 cartoon themes and demented songs about cartoons. It's like a whole week of Saturday mornings (or matinees!) The bonus tracks are a half dozen forgotten but charming pop songs about Disney characters, from 1929-1936 - very rare original 78's from the Demento Archives (plus one from Musical Mike). May 3, 2009
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CARTOONS: Puddy Tat,Believe in Bugs,Popeye, Betty Boop Mar 26, 2006
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CATS 0833: We salute cats on this week's show. All kinds of cats, and all kinds of opinions about those lovably contrary critters. We also present this week a salute to the late Steve Goodman, and a most remarkable book about Steve that was published recently. Hard-to-find treats include "Marijuana Munchies," "Bubbling Brain Cells" and "(It's Not Nice To Fool) Mother Nature," the latter two on the online version only (the one you can access here). Aug 17, 2008
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CATS 0931: Cats are our topic this week. Well over an hour of kitty ditties including more than a dozen that weren't played last year. Aside from that, Weird Al's latest inspired the Doctor to bring out a couple more nautical favorites...and we remember Walter Cronkite with a rare song about him from the early 1970s. Aug 2, 2009
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CATS 1034: What comes after the dog days of summer? The cat days of summer, of course. On this show we have a whole lot of cat songs, including many we didn't get to last year. Also - nostalgic bits by TV stars Larry Storch and Max Headroom, great new funny music by Johnny Walker, and the scourge of Autotune. Beware of durty wurds on Robin Williams' "Cats" and the last two bonus tracks. Aug 21, 2010
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CATS 1134: And now we celebrate the Cat Days of August 2011. Like our dog show last week, there's a minimum of duplication with last year's cat show (the Doctor did consent to repeat a handful of the most requested kitty ditties). Also notable: Frank Crumit's 1929 ode to Wall Street debacles, and Steve Goodie's epic parody of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Albuquerque." Aug 20, 2011
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CATS 1333: We feature cat songs this week. Funny cat songs are not as plentiful as cat videos, probably because they require more talent to entertain. Here are some of the best I've found. Also this week: the legendary Pete "Mad Daddy" Myers, "Idi Amin Meets Eydie Gorme," and Andy Kaufman's first tapes. Aug 17, 2013
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Cats 92 Sep 6, 1992
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CATS/IAN WHITCOMB INTERVIEW: Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent, My Mommy Loves my Daddy, Green-eyed Dragon, Top Cat, Cat's Dead, I Hate Cats, Siamese Cat, My Girl's Pussy, You Turn Me on, You Tell Her I Stutter, Go Shopping, Gilligan's Island Stairway Aug 27, 1989
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CATS: My Girl's Pussy, Cats, The Cat Song, Puddy Cat, Cat Box, Cat Handcuffs, F.A.P. Aug 30, 1998
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CATS: Oy It's So Humid, Silicon Valley Guy, Me And My Vibrator, Siamese Cat Song, Cat Came Back, My Girl's Pussy Aug 22, 1999
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CELEBRITIES 0431: Great Bell, Prednisone, Lips That Chew Your Ass Out, Sink the Bismarck, F. People, Stallone Again, Shatner, Spongy Dance Aug 1, 2004
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CELEBRITIES 0810: This show (or most of it) is all about celebrities. Famous people often inspire scorn, jealousy and/or lust among the satiric songwriters in our culture, and all of those are on display this week...along with songs actually sung by celebrities who did not become famous because of their singing. Other neat items here include "The Last Blast of the Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din), the Contra Rap and our first taste of Sean Cullen's scandalous new CD. Mar 9, 2008
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CHEECH & CHONG INTERVIEW: Let it All Hang Out, On the Road Again, Inquisition, Shut up and Drink Your Beer, Alabama Song, Nice Dreams Theme, Crashing the Party, Soul Pad, Black Lassie, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Shaddup You Face, Yoda Jun 14, 1981
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CHILDREN (from Morris Studios): I've Got a Tan like David Hasselhoff, Insane and the Brain, I Killed Chatty Kathy, Laughing Gnome, Subway Song, Buddy Can You Spare a Condo, Those Two Dreadful Children, Hippity Hop, I Know You're a Fish, In My Country Jul 27, 1997
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CHILDREN 0812: Songs about nice children can be heartwarming...but the ones about nasty kids are much funnier! Guess which kind of songs we feature in this show. We also salute the late Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons), organic restrooms, and the Easter Bunny. Mar 23, 2008
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CHILDREN'S RECORDS PART 2 1231: Here's Part II of our survey of classic children's records, from the 1940s to the 21st century, plus our usual merry miscellany. Language: Steve Goodie made a special bleeped version of "Hey, Fred Phelps" for us, but the subject matter may require a bit of parental guidance anyway. Everything else is nice and clean this week. Aug 4, 2012
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CHILDRENS RECORDS 1227: This week's show features more than an hour of "Golden Age" children's records. We've had a lot of requests for these, and here are six complete stories from 1947-1950 plus other delights. (See our blog at www.drdemento.com for more info). Also, our farewell to Andy Griffith. Jul 7, 2012
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CHRISTMAS #1 0848: And awaaaay we go with our first Christmas spectacular for 2008. New and inspired songs, old and desired songs, stacks & stacks of 'em piled up every which way under our virtual radio Christmas tree. Everything we love about Christmas, and everything we hate, it's all here, and so is the Top Ten for November. I want to especially point out our x-rated, yes, that's X-RATED bonus segment, filled with some of the most outrageously irreverent holiday songs ever made! Be forewarned...lots of four-letter words and generally disgusting grossness. We've put it at the very end of our stream, making it easier for parents and others not inclined to listen to such things to turn it off without missing such gems as "An Axl Christmas" (in honor of the long-delayed Guns 'n Roses album), "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" and "Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday" (an ode to political incorrectness). Nov 30, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #2 0849: Here's show number two of our four-show holiday spectacular for 2008. Highlights include the ever-popular "Blue Christmas" (piggy style) by Seymour Swine & the Squeelers, "Ding! Fries are Done" by Billy from Burger King, and Robert Lund's stupendous new parody of the worst Christmas song ever, "The Christmas Shoes." And for our online listeners only...nothing nasty this time, just 20+ minutes of extreme rarities from way, way back in the Demento Archives. Dec 7, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #3 0750: Santa loses his brains, goes crazy and butchers his reindeer (the most famous of which had already been shot by a deer hunter)...but St. Nick doesn't cop out on Frosty's dope. Granny gets all lit up on fruitcake brandy, though...and then there's that dose of acid, and the hippopotamus, and the sex toys...Just another Christmas in the land of Dementia, with lots of rare items you won't find anywhere else. Dec 16, 2007
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CHRISTMAS #3 0850: Santa rides again (and has other strange experiences) in part 3 of our four-part Christmas Cavalcade of 2008. Lots of old favorites and a few very demented new things. I want to call special attention to the online-only bonus segment which has nine songs a bunch of people have asked for, that we just didn't have room for on the radio version this year. From now on the online-only segments will be transmitted at the end of the show (hope that's OK!) Dec 14, 2008
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CHRISTMAS #4 0751: Here's the grand finale to our 2007 holiday celebration. As is our tradition we favor the old favorites this time - "Christmas Dragnet," "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth," "The Pretty Little Dolly" - but there's also new holiday hilarity, including 2007's most-noticed new novelty Christmas release (The Dan Band), an all-new Bohemian Christmas Rhapsody (not the same one we heard last year), and Santa Claus appearing in the form of a cow (thanks to NorDakota's Mylo Hatzenbuhler). Dec 23, 2007
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CHRISTMAS 06 #4: It's our final Christmas show of 2006, and I think you'll agree we saved the best for last! Brand new demented discs mix with some of our most cherished Christmas oldies. "How Did This Thing Get In Me" by Mary & The Magi is the most imaginative and colorful (and, likely, accurate) new version of the original Christmas story I've heard in years. "Santa's EMail From Nigeria" by Dr. Elmo is another dandy new wrinkle. You'll chuckle at two (almost) forgotten 1950s knockoffs of the Chipmunk Song, not to mention Canned Heat's rare 1968 collaboration with the legendary rodents themselves. Actor Dave Coulier's 1980s "Cartoons Christmas" is a rare find. Stan Freberg's "Christmas Dragnet," Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and his Old Lady" and Basil Rathbone's radiant reading of "The Night Before Christmas" help to make the season right. Dec 24, 2006
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CHRISTMAS 0949: Here's the first of our three Christmas/Hanukkah shows for 2009. Old holiday favorites (some of which haven't been on the show in years) mix with contemporary songs reflecting the conditions of Christmas today. More new songs (and oldies too) are in the bonus segment. Dec 6, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0950: Here's Part Two of our three-part holiday celebration for 2009, with half a dozen Chanukah carols joining our rollicking roster of Yuletide hilarities. WARNING: the bonus tracks this week are what we might call an Anti-Christmas show...songs that are not in what's usually called the Christmas spirit, and are absolutely not recommended for children...but you've told us how much you love these songs that we mostly can't play on radio, so here they are. Dec 13, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 0951: Here's our final holiday show for 2009. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard for years, and a few brand new carols as well. The bonus tracks include, among other things, three of the "worst" Christmas songs of all time. Dec 20, 2009
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CHRISTMAS 1050: Here's the first of our three Christmas shows for 2010. It's a mad and merry mix of old favorites and 21st century carols, most of which weren't played in 2009. If you're flying home for the holidays you must hear this week's Demented News, the funniest bit yet about that T.S.A. business. Dec 11, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1051: Here's part two of our Christmas party for 2010, with holiday trash and treasures old and new. For the bonus tracks I've gathered seven of the most vile and disgusting holiday songs around, uncensored of course! The rest of the show is appropriately Demented family entertainment. Dec 18, 2010
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CHRISTMAS 1052: Our third and final Christmas show for 2010 features a big stack of songs about what people do on Christmas Day, plus songs about reactions to holiday gifts, and that dreaded After Christmas Syndrome. The bonus tracks feature some of the earliest known Christmas records (some over a century old) and one more R-rated Christmas outrage. Dec 25, 2010
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Christmas 1974: Santafly, Jewish Christmas, Harry Kari, Don't Give Me No Goose, Christmas Dragnet Dec 22, 1974
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CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 1): Jingle Bells, Open me First, Irreverent Medley, Christmas Dragnet, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas Crazies, Indian Santa Claus, Hanukkah Medley, Christmas Night in Harlem, Got a Cold in the Nose for Christmas, Superman's Christmas Adventure Dec 24, 1978
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CHRISTMAS 1978 ON KMET (part 2): Donde Esta Santa Claus, Surfer's Christmas List, White Christmas, Blue Christmas, Santa Jaws, Please Come Home for Christmas, Santa's Coffee, Christmas Song, Green Christmas, Hanukkah Song, Santa Claus and his Old Lady, I Want You for Christmas, Christmas Balls Dec 24, 1978
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CHRISTMAS 1980 (part 1): Code in the Doze for Christmas, Happy Xmas, Sleighride Party, L.A. Rams Christmas, Night Before Christmas, Punk Rock Christmas, Granny's Fruitcake, Kung Fu Christmas, NFL Christmas Dec 21, 1980
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CHRISTMAS 1980 (part 2): Santa and the Sidewalk Surfer, Open me First, Santa Claus is Dead, White Christmas, Beatles Seventh Christmas Record, Have a Demented Christmas, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 21, 1980
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CHRISTMAS 1982 (part 1): Rockabilly Christmas, Jingle Bells medley, Twelve Days medley, Merry Christmas in the NFL, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, L.A. Rams Christmas Dec 19, 1982
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CHRISTMAS 1982 (part 2): Cartoons Christmas, Santa's predicaments medley, Santa Claus Retired, Father Christmas, Christmas Balls, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 19, 1982
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CHRISTMAS 1986: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Let's Blow up the Tow Truck, Teenage Lobotomy, My Heart is Artificial but my Love for you is Real, Hey Dude Let's Party, Red Christmas, Walking in an Icy Parking Lot, Soap on a Rope, Granny's Holiday Fruitcake, Cocktail Christmas, Rapping the Bear, Hey Bruce Dec 14, 1986
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Christmas 1995 Dec 17, 1995
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CHRISTMAS 2000 PART 2: Holy Shit it's Christmas, Snowman, Here Comes Fatty Claus, Who Let the Elves Out, War of the Lights, White Trash Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, Wrap Your Gifts, Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas, Ding Fries are Done Dec 10, 2000
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Christmas 92#1 Dec 13, 1992
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Christmas 92#2 Dec 20, 1992
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Christmas 93#1 Dec 12, 1993
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Christmas 93#2 Dec 19, 1993
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CHRISTMAS 94 #1 Dec 11, 1994
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CHRISTMAS 94 #2 Dec 18, 1994
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CHRISTMAS 94 #3 Dec 25, 1994
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Christmas 95 Dec 10, 1995
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Christmas 95 #3 Dec 24, 1995
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Christmas 98#1 Dec 6, 1998
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Christmas 98#2 Dec 13, 1998
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Christmas 98#3 Dec 20, 1998
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