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The Official World Wide Dr. Demento Streaming Site
"I'm Dr. Demento and I approve of this Web Site"
Dr. Demento brings MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right to your home via the Internet.
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Join the Demento Online Club's crusade for better, mind numbing ear-candy while enjoying MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right in your home via the Internet. Dr. Demento presents a NEW show each week, commercial free from the fabulous studio close to the famous "Smogberry trees." Find your favorite shows from the past and present, in high quality 128Kbps stereo for club members!


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3 new additions within last seven days.
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I AM 1410: Identity is the topic. Not an identity crisis, but 26 different funny songs that say "I am" in 26 different ways! We also remember Tim Wilson and Harold Ramis. Note: nothing truly obscene, but the f-word can be heard in "Jaws," "My Apologies" and "Jetpack." Mar 8, 2014
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I AM PART 2 1428: "I am...!" (insert what you are). We all say that at one time or another. The creators of funny songs have sung that in some very colorful and entertaining ways. We heard a bunch of those in March, and we'll hear almost 30 more in this show. Jul 12, 2014
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I Hate When That Happens, Mayberry Beret, Buckwheat Toupee, Hamster Love, Deep in the Heart of Jersey, I'm Tough, Roast Chicken Faces, You Were Speeding, Another One Rides the Bus, You Look Marvelous (MONO ONLY) Sep 15, 1985
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I WANT 1002: This week we feature songs with "I Want" in the title, along with their close cousins, the "Gimme" songs. While there are some things almost all of us want...food, water, shelter, world peace...other people's desires are downright peculiar...and many of them are chronicled in these songs, which get so greedy they almost take over the whole show! Still more of these in the bonus tracks, plus a rare novelty single by the late Arnold Stang. Jan 10, 2010
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IDENTITY CRISIS? 0802: We explore the subject of identity with "I Am" type songs. "I Am" a cow, a whale, an astronaut, a train, a lumberjack, a gnu, and my own grandpa...not to mention Larry. Our artist of the week is the Mrs. Ackroyd Band, from England and Wales, featuring Les Barker. Jan 13, 2008
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INDY 500: Gentlemen Star Your Engines, Dance of the Hours, Tell Laura I Love Her, Any Ice Today Lady?, Timetable Blues, walter Wart, Blue Yodel #8 Mule Skinner Blues, Jukebox Joe, Dig, You're so Fine, Candy Man, Ain't I'm a Dog, Rich Woman May 28, 1972
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INSANITY & PSYCHIATRY PART 2 1121: Here's the sequel to our Insanity and Psychiatry show that was uploaded March 12. No duplication with that show - this will totally expand your collection of absolute innnnnn-sanity! Also included are three songs from the Trey Parker- Matt Stone - Robert Lopez Broadway smash "The Book of Mormon." (ATTENTION - the one in the bonus tracks has major blasphemy and very rough language!) Also in the bonus tracks (ahead of that Book of Mormon song) - four songs recorded in the 1920s and 1930s about the Mississippi floods back then, very similar to this year's catastrophe. May 21, 2011
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INSANITY 1111: Our topic this week is mental health, and the lack of it: insanity and psychiatry. (Surprisingly, we haven't covered this topic in over a decade until now). Also: songs for St. Patrick's Day, a song recorded live at the protests in Madison, WI, and some songs about Libya from the 1980s. (Lots of those in the bonus tracks). One f-word in "Liquor and Whores." Mar 12, 2011
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INSECTS 0728: On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate our friends in the insect kingdom, our funny friends the flies, the ants, the bees, the cockroaches, creepy crawly bitey bitey, itchy scratchy nasty nasty! Theere’s also a rat song and three worm songs, plus two superheroes and a world full of bastards for good measure. Jul 15, 2007
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INSTRUMENTAL DEMENTIA: Thus Cacked Henrietta, 2001 Polkas, Dear Abby, Trucker, Lunchlady Land, Typewriter, Michael's Market, It Ain't the Meat it's the Motion, I Wanna be a Flintstone, Rocky Meets Moose, Monty Python theme, Barnyard Concert, Do the Clinton Apr 10, 1994
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INSTRUMENTALS: In Heaven There is no Beer, I've Got a Potato in my Pants Blues, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Plexiglas Toilet, Q5 Piano Tune, It's a Gas, Okeh Laughing Record, Cobwebs and Strange, Several Specials of Small Furry Animals, Star Wars Cantina Feb 4, 2001
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INTELLIGENCE 0709: “Let us put man and woman together to find out which one is smarter!” On this Dr. Demento Show we celebrate intelligence. Teenage brain surgeons. Smart girls. Evil geniuses. “Weird Al” Yankovic’s salute to Jerry Lewis (and Frank Zappa). We’ll also hear rare tracks like “The Thorazine Shuffle,” Benny Bell’s "Humoresque” (the song about goosing statues in the park) and “My Name Is Puka.” Mar 4, 2007
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Interview with Allan Sherman's Son - Robert Sherman Jan 15, 2006
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INTERVIEW WITH FRANKIE & ANNETTE: Airborne with an Ape, Jar Song, Great Poindexter, Life Sucks then you Die, I Think You Think, Annette medley, Jamaica Ska, Frankie medley, Flying Saucer, Don't Get Sand in it, Mr. Jaws '87, Penis Envy, Burger Rap Jul 26, 1987
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INTERVIEWS WITH GYPSY BOOTS AND OSCAR BRAND: Swallow my Love, Oh Mommy, Psycho Chicken, Building my Body, Shake my Family Tree, I'm my Own Grandma, Mr. Rubik, I'm Hip, Ca Plane Pour Moi May 16, 1982
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It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, Black and Blue Danube Waltz, Pickle in the Middle with the Mustard on Top, Almost Degraded, Pistol Packing Mama, Respect, Boogie, Lumberjack Song Oct 19, 1975
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ITALIAN DEMENTIA: Back got Back, Barbie Girl, Demi Moore, I Bit William Shatner, I Sweep the Sidewalk with a Hose, Pastafazoola, Pizza to Go, Lasagna, Italian Song, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shaddup you Face, Eh Cumpari, Suspenders, Chainsaw Juggler Feb 16, 2003
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JANUARY 1982 ON KMET (part 1): Dolly Parton's Tits, Sex Toy, Kinky Sex, Control the Urge, Ode to Billy Joel, Still Billy Joel to Me, He's Got a Way, Ronnie Reagan Rag, I Hate Cats, When Lulu's Gone, The Blob, Elvis Imitator, Two Left Feet, Mr. Rubik, Super Skier Jan 24, 1982
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JAZZ 0729:This week’s special feature is the demented side of jazz. A lot of people today take jazz very seriously. We forget that jazz was originally good time party music, and a lot of funny stuff went along with that...”Laughing In Rhythm,” “Cement Mixer (Put-tee Put-tee)”, “Reefer Man” and of course “Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs. Murphy’s Ovaltine.” Along with the funny side of jazz this show also features demented gems like “My Wife Left Town With A Banana,” “The Masochism Tango” and the ever-popular “She Left Me For A Destitute Quadriplegic Because Of The Good Sex.” Jul 22, 2007
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JAZZ 1310: Here we go with a full hour of Demented Jazz - from the Original Dixieland Jass (!) Band to Cab Calloway and Slim Gaillard, and including the "Stay Demented" song Harry (The Hipster) Gibson wrote and sang just for the show. Also the Logan Awards winner for outstanding comedy song, and lots and lots of your requests. Rated PG-13. Mar 9, 2013
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JAZZ 1322: The joint is jumpin' with an hour of Demented jazz this week! No duplication with the March 9th show. Also, by popular demand, "They're Coming To Take Me Away" all the way through - backwards, and other assorted freakouts. Jun 1, 2013
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JOHN CLEESE INTERVIEW/BARRY & THE BOOKBINDERS INTERVIEW: Cocktails for Two, Pool Table, Elevator to Menswear, Human Video Game, Calling Captain Kirk, Domestophobia, Spock Rap, Don't Worry Be Happy Aug 14, 1988
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JOHN LANDIS CO-HOST: Boats, Chinese Mule Train, To Mommy, Hook's Waltz, Beans & Cornbread, Beware Brother Beware, When I See an Elephant Fly, Untouchables theme, Quando Quando, Sink the Bismark, I Don't Want to Get Drafted, Psycho Chicken, Who Shot J.R.? Aug 10, 1980
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JOHN MAMMOSER INTERVIEW + DAWS BUTLER TRIBUTE: EIO Song, It Came from Outer Space, Ron's Zodiac, Banana Boat Song, Audition, Texas Shakespearean Chainsaw Massacre, Nine Coronas, Matzo Balls, Christmas Dragnet, Arab Alabama, Spock Rap May 22, 1988
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Jordan For President, Rock 'n' Roll President, Grandpa's Spells, Lounging at the Waldorf, Get Your Juices at the Deuces, Lover's Prayer, We All Scream for Ice Scream, Going to New York, Sepulveda, Los Angeles, Spike Jones Downbeat radio show, Trouble no More, Real Batman, Garbage Man (MONO ONLY) Aug 27, 1972
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JULY 1974 KMET (part 1): Freckle Song, Let it All Hang Out, Big Balls in Town, I Like a Funeral, Mechanical Man, Diddie Wah Diddy, Hot Fingers, I'm so Glad, Kinky Kids Parade, Who's Yehoodi, Hooty Sapperticker, King of Borneo, Elephant Story, Honey Earthers, Move Over Jehovah, Me and My Goose (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1974
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JULY 1974 KMET (part 2): They're Coming to Take Me Away Oy Vey, Farm Yard Melody, Honey Babe, Bald Headed End of a Broom, Bloodshot Eyes, Can you Dig It, Everybody Loves that Hadacol, Drink, Pig Got up and Slowly Walked Away, Squaws Along the Yukon, Rutabaga Boogie, Oh Roscoe (MONO ONLY) Jul 7, 1974
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Jumping Jive, Nicotine Scene, That's the Way We Love, Op, Cops & Robbers, Calling All Cars, 26 Miles, Shake 'em on Down, Baby Please Don't Go, Marijuana Salad #2, Pepino the Italian Mouse Apr 23, 1972
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JUNE 1979 ON KMET (part 1): Trouble with my Trousers, Please Squeeze my Knees Louise, Broken Down Mama, Everything Stops for Tea, Vancouver Town, In the Hay, Carmen Miranda, Wowie Zowie, Omar the Vampar Jun 3, 1979
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JUNE 1979 ON KMET (part 2): You Always Hurt the One You Love, Good Advice, After Every Rainstorm, Sister Carolina, Na Cl, Long Beach, El Monte, Covina, Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, There Was a Fungus Among Us, You're the Pits Jun 3, 1979
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JUNE ON KPPC: Crazy Man Crazy, Ain't We Crazy, Johnny Was a Good Boy, Walter Wart, Boolie Wooger, I'm So Glad, In The Mood, I'm a Man, Blues in the Night (MONO ONLY) Jun 13, 1971
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Just as surely as December leads into January, holiday feasting leads to dieting (at least for a lot of us!) This week's feature segments explore the ins and outs of dieting with comedic gems like "Too Fat Polka," "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" and "Fat" and 400-lb. actor Victor Buono's "Fat Man's Prayer." Also included: brand new songs by Worm Quartet and The Four Postmen, and the grand finale for Mr. Whitekeys and the Fabulous Spamtones. Jan 21, 2007
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Kids Nov 15, 1992
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KIP ADDOTTA INTERVIEW: Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Christmas Amoeba, Big Bottom, Boa Constrictor Ate my Wife Last Night, Short Skis Suck, You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd, Get Naked, Wet Dream, Delaware, I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus, Hanukkah Rocks, Eric the Awful, Bringing me Back Today, This is the Life, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 16, 1984
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KLSX 20TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW: interviews with Larry Groce, Mel Blanc, George Carlin, Stan Freberg, Tiny Tim, Monkees, Ray Stevens, John Cleese, Tom T-Bone Stankus, Doodles Weaver, Frank Zappa, Napoleon XIV, Clarence Nash, Weird Al Yankovic, plus the 5 top artists and 5 top songs of all time Oct 13, 1991
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KLSX Christmas part 2: Beatles, Christmas in California, We're Getting Massaged for Christmas, Santa Claus Gone Bad, I Want the Batman for Christmas Dec 24, 1989
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KLSX CHRISTMAS PART 2: Everywhere it's Christmas, Chaotic Christmas, Deck Yourself, Wreck the Halls, I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Christmas in Mount Idy, Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer, Merry Old Philosopher, Gridlock Christmas, Soap on a Rope, Twelve Days of Christmas, Visit from St. Nicholson, Twelve Demented Days of Christmas (MONO ONLY) Dec 20, 1987
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KLSX Funny 25 1991! Dec 29, 1991
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KLSX LIVE 1988! Topic: the new baby boom Jul 31, 1988
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KLSX MARCH 1987: Punk Polka, Shuttup Your Face, Bizarre Trek, Plexiglass Toilet, Demented News, Dead Yuppies, Danny Kaye Tribute, Penis Envy Mar 8, 1987
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KLSX WEIRD AL INTERVIEW about Even Worse album (original commercials included) Apr 17, 1988
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KLSX WORK: Smallest Thing Known to Man, It Ain't the Meat, Let's Get Branded, Underwear, Harry's Jockstrap, Flora, Pizza Dude, Pervert's Life, Date Rape, Inbred Locals, Stupid Day JOb, I Used to Work in Chicago, White Collar Holler, Carmen Miranda's Ghost, We Are the Worms, South Park Junkie, Squirrels, Kenny Was a Kid from South Park Apr 19, 1998
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KMET (part 1) CAB CALLOWAY TRIBUTE: Captain Hideous, Molasses, My Baby's 3D, Give me What You Promised, 42nd Street, Brother Bill, Mama Let me Lay it on You, Cocktails for Two, How Dry I Am, Minnie the Moocher's Wedding Day, Reefer Man, Jumping Jive, Shake Your Can, Night at Coffee Dan's, Ballyhoo, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition Mar 11, 1973
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KMET (part 1) DOG DAYS: Like a Dribbling Fram, A Friend of a Friend of Mine, My Name is Bruce Who, The Whip, Dueling Tubas, Old Shep, Doggie in the Window, Mama Will Bark, Piddling Pup, They Gotta Quit Kicking my Dog Around, My Dog Has Fleas (MONO ONLY) Aug 11, 1974
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KMET (part 2) FIRST TOP TEN: Blues Stay Away from Me, Mechanical Man, Lone Psychiatrist, Chickery Chick, Woody Woodpecker, Johnny Zero, Bar Mitzvah Boy, I Wish I Were a Fairy, Sam you Made the Pants too Long, Walking the Strings, Give me that Wine, Civilization, Hot Nuts, Boobs a Lot Mar 11, 1973
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KMET (part 2) HARRY THE HIPSTER INTERVIEW/FAREWELL TO NIXON ADMINISTRATION: St. James Infirmary, It Does Not Pay to be Hip, Solution for Polution, Keep Venice Nude, We'll Ride with Nixon, The 68 Nixon, Nixon's the One, Nixorcist, Good Time Girl (MONO ONLY) Aug 11, 1974
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KMET 1973 (part 1): Dirty Love, I Get a Kick out of You, Queer Things, Dying Duck in a Thunderstorm, Yo Yo Blues, Einsenhower Blues, But oh Could Hilda Cook, Goofin' on the Job, I'm Looking Over my Dead Dog Rover, The Old Payola Roll Blues (MONO ONLY) Sep 9, 1973
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KMET 1973 (part 2): Money, What Me Worry, I Know an Old Lady, Pincus the Peddler, Dragnet, Breaking Into Radio Horizontally, Keep it Clean, I Didn't Like it the First Time, 20th Century Blues, Wet Dream, Fat Dog Blues (MONO ONLY) Sep 9, 1973
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KMET 1979 Top 50 (#25 to #1) Dec 30, 1979
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KMET 1979 Top 50 (#50 to #26) Dec 30, 1979
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KMET 1981 part 1: Rodeo Song, Moral Majority, Fernando, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Hey Diana, Computer Girl, Big Sniff, Take Over, Duck Butter, Ikey & Mikey, Rhapsody From Hungery Aug 2, 1981
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KMET 1981 part 2: Let it All Hang Out, Killin' Jive, Man Who Comes to Our House, Bomb in the Mail, If You Want to be a Bird, Earthquake Song, August in Azusa, Super Duper Man, Marty Feldman Eyes Aug 2, 1981
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KMET APRIL 1972: Henrietta, Train Kept a-Rolling, Peter Cottontail, The Fang, Midnight Stroll, Hellhound on my Trail, Butcher Pete, Polly Wolly Doodle, Two Black Crows, Take a Whiff on Me Apr 2, 1972
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KMET APRIL 1979 (part 1): Dead Frogs, Old Man Atom, Flakes, Roll Me Over, Tain't no Sin to Take off Your Skin, Laughing Louie, You are so Rare to Me, Send in the Clones, Coward at the Alamo, Ikey and Mikey, Plastic Jesus Apr 1, 1979
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KMET DEC '77 part 1 - close encounters, plus a few Hanukkah & Christmas songs, and other marvellous madness Dec 4, 1977
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KMET DEC '77 part 2 - Steve Goodman & Jethro Burns (of Homer & Jethro) interview, plus the week's top ten Dec 4, 1977
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KMET FEB 1972: Nicotine Scene, Tricks Ain't Walking no More, Ling Ting Tong, Flower Children, Sally Goodin, The Cockfight, Red Rooster, Los Angeles, Blueberry Hill, Bad Boy Feb 13, 1972
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KMET FEBRUARY 1980 (part 1): Roger Boom, Interesting Facts, Shriner's Convention, Please Forgive my Misconduct Last Night, Steve Martin, Good Morning Mr. Zip Zip Zip, Ayatollah Khomeni, SOB, Disco Toilet, Copycat Game, Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better Feb 3, 1980
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KMET Funny 25 for 1983 Jan 1, 1984
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KMET Funny 25 for 1984 Dec 30, 1984
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KMET FUNNY 50 FOR 1982 (part 1): #50 - #24 Jan 2, 1983
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KMET FUNNY 50 FOR 1982 (part 2): #23 - #1 Jan 2, 1983
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KMET Jan 76 (part 1): Wabash Cannonball, Rock Around Steven Foster, Basketball Bill, Euphoria, Busy Signal, That's Grandma, Sale of Manhattan, Jungle Boogie, Bicycle Seat Sniffer, Going on a Hike, Barnyard Boogie Jan 18, 1976
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KMET Jan 76 (part 2): Cockroach Stomp, Think You Need a Shot, Bad Blood, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie, Hooray for Captain Spalding, He Played the Yo-Yo in Nashville, New Yo-Yo Song, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Real El Monte Jan 18, 1976
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KMET JULY '80 (part 1): spotlight on Frank Zappa's first album, Holiday in Cambodia, Leaping Lesbians, Blasted in the Bleachers, The Big-Time Spender Jul 27, 1980
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KMET JULY '80 (part 2): Gentry's Gin, Marijuana Polka, New Wave, My Way, Who Shot J.R.?, Peter Sellers tribute, top ten including Weird Al live in studio Jul 27, 1980
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KMET JUNE 1973 (part 1): Old Dope Peddler, The Blob, Rocket 69, Duck's Yas Yass, Frozen Logger, Loco Baseball, You Turn me On, Naked Ape, Woodpecker, Masochism Tango (MONO ONLY) Jun 3, 1973
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KMET JUNE 1978 PART ONE: Amalgamated Spam, Lunatic's Lullaby, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, I Ain't Got no Money Now, Nature Boy, Blimp, Well Well Well, Skateboard Racer, Flower Punk, Freeze a Yankee, In the Mood Jun 4, 1978
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KMET JUNE 1978 PART TWO: Ain't Nobody Here but us Chickens, Close Encounters of the 4th Kind, Hardly part 3, When the Women Wear the Pants, Forest Lawn, Garage Sale, I've Got a Little List, Beautiful Long Beach, Arnold the Computer, demented pizza songs, Synagogue Rag Jun 4, 1978
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KMET LIVE (part 1): Lil' Abner tribute, Mystery Dance, Walter Wart, Damaskas interview, Reluctant Dragon, Ten Thousand Years Ago Nov 20, 1977
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KMET LIVE (part 2): Costello's Farm, Tom Waits interview, Beatles Christmas, Short People, Deteriorata, Star Warts, Geek's Revenge Nov 20, 1977
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KMET LIVE 1975 (part 1): The Man with the Jive, Euphoria, Shall We Walk or Take a Dog, Turkish Delight (MONO ONLY) Feb 2, 1975
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KMET LIVE 1977 (part 1): It Ain't Gonna Rain No More, farm songs, She Had to Go and Lose it at the Astor, Gary Gilmore's Eyes, Say Man, Cable Car Concerto, Let's Do It Sep 25, 1977
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KMET LIVE 1977 (part 2): DEVO INTERVIEW (Jocko Homo, Blockhead, Mongoloid), A Good Man is Hard to Find, Trepidation Contest, More Bounce To The Ounce, Top Ten Sep 25, 1977
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KMET LIVE 1978 part 1: Idi Amin, Talking Vietnam, Teenage Romance, Mrs. Pettibone, Sister Mary Elephant, They Don't Make Nun Names, Forest Lawn, Old Man Mose, Beatles Christmas 1963 Nov 12, 1978
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KMET LIVE 1978 part 2: Davy's Dinghy, Belvedere Cruising, Moose Turd Pie, El Monte, Pico & Sepulveda, King Tut, Sweet Transvestite, Legend of the Titanic, Gilligan's Island, Fish Heads Nov 12, 1978
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KMET LIVE 1980! (part 1): Greasy's Lee's, Elvis for President, Lumberjack Song, Hippity Hop Aug 17, 1980
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KMET LIVE 1980! (part 2): Tonio K co-hosting (including records by Dylan, Zappa, and others), plus the jazz corner and top ten Aug 17, 1980
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KMET LIVE JUNE 1974 (part 1): Get a Load of This, Nyok Nyok Nyok, Hospitality Blues, Countdown, Walter Cronkite, Song of the Club, I'm Tired, Dirty Don, letter from Leonard Nimoy (MONO ONLY) Jun 30, 1974
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KMET LIVE part 1: It Ain't Gonna Rain No More, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Davy's Dinghy, Making Out, Political Statement, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown, Ode to Gary Coleman Oct 14, 1979
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KMET LIVE part 1: Mothers's Day, Oingo Boingo, Spike Jones, and more May 8, 1983
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KMET LIVE part 2: 200 Candles, These Newts Are Made for Crawling, The Man Who Comes Around, Boobs a Lot, Nickie the Narc, That's Grandma, Jazz Corner & Top Ten Oct 14, 1979
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KMET LIVE part 2: Derbytown, New York New York double backwards, jazz corner, top ten May 8, 1983
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KMET LIVE SEPTEMBER 1978 (part 1): Normal, Talking Union, Are You for Real?, Roll Me Over, Crazy People, Gloomy Sunday, You Need Feet, Hair, Downwind Dan, Fooba Wooba John Sep 3, 1978
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KMET LIVE! Weird Al Yankovic live in studio, plus dogs, back to school, and more. Sep 14, 1980
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KMET LIVE! Weird Al Yankovic performs Another One Rides The Bus for the first time. Also interviews with Michael Palin of Monty Python, Jon Schwartz, and the week's Top Ten. (part 2 of above show) Sep 14, 1980
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KMET LIVE: Esau Buck, More Songs about Food, 2000 Year Old man, jazz corner, top ten w/ Mr. Bill (includes original commercials) Nov 18, 1979
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KMET LIVE: McEnroe's at Breakfast, Juvenile Delinquents From A Planet Near Mars, Don't Drop The Bomb On My Boyfriend, Make A Circuit With Me, Second City cuts Apr 24, 1983
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KMET LIVE: Slide Trombona, Hot Nuts, Marry an Ugly Woman, 50's fashion montage, copycat corner (includes original commercials) Nov 18, 1979
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KMET MARCH 1972: Stepping Out, Make Yourself Comfortable, Ooh Dr. Kinsey, I Wish I Was a Car, Down by the Station, F.D.R. in Trinidad, Crazy Man Crazy, Cocka Mau Mau, Labio Dental Fricative, Chaos Mar 19, 1972
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KMET MARCH 1975 (part 1): Psychedelic Love, Mad Passionate Love, Frog Song, Rye Whiskey, South Side Pittsburgh Pennsylvania, Schlock Rod, Back in the Saddle Again, In 1492, Putting on the Ritz, letters, Cheesecake (MONO ONLY) Mar 16, 1975
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KMET MARCH 1975 (part 2) IRISH SONGS: Pepino, Commercial, I Got Stoned and I Missed It, Maggie, Butcher Pete, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Dodgers Songs, Baseball Glide, Sweet Violets, It's a Great Day for the Irish, Ed Barbara (MONO ONLY) Mar 16, 1975
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KMET MARCH 1978 (part 1): new album by the Rutles, Chewy the Rookie Wookie, You Haven't Lived Until You've Died in L.A., Sixpence Hands on You, Dentist Chair Blues Mar 5, 1978
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KMET MARCH 1978 (part 2): OGDEN EDSL LIVE in the studio, taking song title requests and making up songs instantaneously, plus songs about the L.A. area and the week's top ten Mar 5, 1978
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KMET MARCH 1982 (part 1): Framed, Hello DJ, Who Drank my Beer While I Was in the Rear, Me and my Vibrator, Dirty Don, Snack Attack, Shark Attack, It Don't Do Nothing but Rain, Fat Girls, Bra Size 45, Wet Dream Mar 14, 1982
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KMET MARCH 1982 (part 2): MEL BROOKS INTERVIEW, Springtime for Hitler, Ying Tong Song, Putting on the Ritz, It's Good to be the King, Do the Donkey Kong, Ralph and Herbie, Stop Dragging my Car Around, Hamburger, Yoda Mar 14, 1982
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KMET MAY 1972: Call of the Freaks, Song of the Sewer, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Sunday Driver, The Lady is a Tramp, The Boys in the Back Room, My Old Flame, Suzy Darling, Suzy Baby, Suzy Q, We Are the King's Navy, WPLJ, Jack the Ripper, Hollywood Red Riding Hood May 7, 1972
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KMET MAY 1982 (part 2): Clockwork Creep, Detergent, Heaving on a Jet Plane, Going to Pasadena, Atomic Power, We are Dead, Shaddup You Face, Rock Lobster, Shock Treatment, I Had Sex with Pac Man May 16, 1982
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KMET NOV 1978 (part 1): In The River, Put Some Death in Your Life, I Belong to Glasgow, Piddling Pup, Fowl Talk, DOAP, She's Not Gonna Be in my Song, Asiatic Flu, Foreign Car, Beatles Christmas, Lydia the Tattooed Lady Nov 26, 1978
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KMET NOV 78 (part 1): Can You Dig It, I'm a Moron, Test Tube Baby, Halitosis, Animal House, Miss Goggins & the Gorilla, Turkey Love, Vegetable Blues, Mortician's Dream, Up in Smoke Nov 19, 1978
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KMET NOV 78 (part 2): Speedy Gonzales, In my Jacuzzi, Beatles Christmas Greetings 1964, Anwar Sadat, Hog Killing Time, Why is Thanksgiving, Mickey Mouse Interview, Star Trip, No No, Yes Yes Nov 19, 1978
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KMET NOVEMBER 1982 (part 1): I Had Sex on TV, Blue Danube, Last Meal, silicon Valley Guy, Looking for a Living, Tubular Bells, Punks Get Off the Grass, Bodine Brown, Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, TVGB's Nov 7, 1982
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KMET PART 1: Ayatollah, Son of a Gun Who Picks on Uncle Sam, Who Put the Pepper in the Vaseline, Bald Headed Woman, Man from the South, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Copycat Game, Janie for President, Fred Blassie interview, Santa Got a Sunburn Dec 2, 1979
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KMET part 1: Happy New Year, Super Skier, Hot Nuts, Gwana Gwana Gwana, Christmas Whip, Saturday Morning Confusion, Meltdowner's Nightmare, I Yam What I Yam, Chicken Spaceman, Squalor, Tighten Up, Dancing Fool disco mix, Asexuality Polka, Chaos, Laryngitis, My Sister's Nose, Gumball Wizard Jan 4, 1981
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KMET PART 1: Rock Stars, Gee Officer Krupke, I Paid my Income Tax Today, Fernando, Stoned, Rain backwards, Wadada, Wop Music, Rap Mop, Students Waltz, Nobody but Me, Ugly Man Clothing, Granny Takes a Trip Apr 17, 1983
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KMET PART 1: Shrivel Up, Let it Be, Pretty and the Wolf, Baldheaded End of the Broom, Qualudes Again, Us on a Bus, Great American Tourist, Boston Marathon, Year of the Fat, Mediocre Fred, Wild Thing, Short People, Story of the W.C., Tower Bridge Aug 24, 1980
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KMET PART 2 (BARNES & BARNES INTERVIEW): Worms, Chunder in the Old Pacific Sea, Portia and the Hollywood Wolf, Death Cab for Cutie, Fish Heads alternate verses, Taster, Please Please Me, Washington Wobble, Mr. Bill, Crazy Little Thing Called Love, Ayatollah Aug 24, 1980
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KMET PART 2: Black's Beach Boogie, With the Wind and Rain in your Hair, Marijuana Munchies, Pizza's Revenge, You're so Much a Part of Me, Day they Busted Santa Claus, They Call it L.A., Last Tango in Pahrump, Sex with a Gun, Mr. Bill Dec 2, 1979
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KMET PART 2: Cocaine Blues, Doggie Doo, I'm a Train, Driving in my Car, Sea Cruise, Trying to do Something to Get Your Attention, Sweet Transvestite, I Like, Burger in a Box, Chicago, Circular Impression Apr 17, 1983
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KMET part 2: Houston el Mover, Several Species of Small Furry Animals, Hardcore Granola, Snoot Full of Snow, Days of the Theocracy, Raspberry Song, Bicycle Seat, Speedoo, Can I Pawn my Teeth to You?, When Veronica Plays the Harmonica, She Taught me How to Yodel, Big Balls, Eight Arms to Hold You Jan 4, 1981
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KMET PART ONE: Carter Gets a Phone Call, Guffy the Goofy Gobbler, Fat Man's Prayer, Skinny Girls, Mae West tribute, Marijuana Polka, LSD, Do it Now, I'm Glad I'm a Boy I'm Glad I'm a Girl, It's Sister Jenny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Ballad of Ernest Angely, I Won't be Twisting this Christmas, Batman and his Grandmother, Armpits, Clean Song Nov 23, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: Do They Hang too Low?, Lizzie Lost Her Beach Ball, Grandpa's Grave, Interstate is Coming Through my Outhouse, Do the New York, Derbytown, DODGERS, Mountain Oysters, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Chicken Lib, Booger Song, My Handy Man, Lydia the Tattooed Lady (MONO ONLY) Oct 13, 1974
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KMET PART ONE: Punk Polka, Close to You, Cheer Up, Song of the Masochist, Gas Song, When They Drop the Atomic Bomb, Iranian Rhapsody, Love You to Pieces, Everybody Works but Father, Numbers, Splat, Louise, Step Right Up, Soba Song, Can You Do it with Your Skates on?, Copycat Game #10 Jan 20, 1980
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KMET PART ONE: Shiver and Shake, Willie the Chimney Sweeper, Bermuda Shorts, Locust Hill Rag, Work with me Annie, Annie's Aunt Fanny, Snatch and Grab it, St. Louis Blues, City Song, Night at Coffee Dan's, Pinetop's Boogie Woogie Sep 10, 1972
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KMET PART ONE: Sixpence, Hello Muddah 1964, I Love Rocky Road, Framed, Me and my Friends from Russia, I Had Sex with Pac-Man, Heathen Dan Love Song Medley, Max Goolis, Please Don't Bury Me, Twilight Bone, Chaos, Strip Polka, Teddy Bear Picnic Jun 20, 1982
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KMET PART TWO: Everybody's Trucking, Grease on the Seat of my Jeans, This Bus Won't Go to War, I Said my Pajamas, Public School Lunch, Pervert's Life, New Wave, Stranded Again or Punker's Lament, I Can't Stand It, Good Man is Hard to Find, Turning Japanese, My Daddy is President, Who Shot J.R.?, Another One Rides the Bus Nov 23, 1980
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KMET PART TWO: Hamster Love, Burp Danube Waltz, All about Turds, Gee Officer Krupke, Father's Day, Bloat On, Abner the Baseball, Camarillo Brillo, Just Right, Falklands, I Wanna Kiss Her, Kazooed on Classics, I Like, Valley Girl Jun 20, 1982
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KMET PART TWO: Sh-Boom, Wide Screen Mama Blues, My Pretty Girl, Itsy Bitsy Spider, Zoot Suit, Sam You Made the Pants too Long, Rubber Room, Christopher Columbus, I'm Saved, Don'tville, Martian March, Get a Load of This, Plexiglas Toilet, Nishimoto at the Bat (MONO ONLY) Oct 13, 1974
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KMET PART TWO: Vicksburg Blues, Ballad of Marilyn Monroe, Don't Do it Some More, World War II tribute, Smoke on the Water, Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition, Stalin Wasn't Stallin', Coming in on a Wing and a Prayer, Titanic, Toy Bell, Nina Cocka Nina, Rack 'em Back, Fishing Blues Sep 10, 1972
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KMET PART TWO: Wunnerful Wunnerful, Riders in the Sky, Mummy, Bomb Iran, Iran-ran-ran, School Cafeteria, Sideboard Song, Insulin Where Have You Been?, Eight Arms to Hold You, Pancho Lopez, Disco's in the Garbage, Linoleum, Naz, Beepies & Beer, Ayatollah, I Can See Uranus Jan 20, 1980
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KMET SEPT 1972 (part 1): Rock Island Line, Telstar, I Hate Music, Inka Dinka Do, Birthday Cake Polka, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Tequila, El Paso, 16 Tacos, Elevator Woman, 4000 Years Ago, Donald Duck, Stein Song, Back to School One More Time, Betty Boop, I Wanna be Loved by You Sep 3, 1972
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KMET SEPT 1972 (part 2): Christopher Columbus, Take a Whiff on Me, I Dig Rock & Roll Music, You Can't Get Away from It, Everybody Loves You, Cecilia, My Bebop Daddy, Why Don't You do me Right?, William Jennings Bryan speech, Seattle Hunch, Route 66, Down Home Special, top five Sep 3, 1972
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KMET SEPTEMBER 1980 (part 1): Moustache Song, Iowa Pot, Doctor and the Monks, Public School Lunch, Chevrolet Six, Little Forty Ford, Chicken, Dogball, Mine Yopper, Violent Love, Four or Five Times, I Heard Sep 21, 1980
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KMET Top 50 1973 part 1 (#50 to #21) Dec 30, 1973
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KMET Top 50 1973 part 2 (#20 to #1 plus extras!) Dec 30, 1973
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KMET Top 50 1974 part 1 (#50 to #25) MONO ONLY Dec 29, 1974
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KMET Top 50 1974 part 2 (#24 to #1) MONO ONLY Dec 29, 1974
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KMET TOP 50 1977 part 1 (#50 to #28) Jan 1, 1978
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KMET TOP 50 1977 part 2 (#27 to #1) including live performance by Weird Al Jan 1, 1978
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KMET Top 50 1978 (#27 - #1) Dec 31, 1978
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KMET Top 50 1978 (#49 - #29) Dec 31, 1978
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KPPC ARCHIVE: Here is one of Dr. D's early live shows, June Night, June is Busting Out All Over, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Marry An Ugly Woman, Big Ten Inch Record, Mama Told Me Not To Come (live) - Randy Newman (MONO ONLY) Jun 6, 1971
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KPPC ARCHIVE: Poor Boy, Party Doll, Walter Wart, Derbytown, Suzuki, East L.A., Chicano Power, Pub with No Beer, LSD 25, Pink Shoelaces, Pale Blues, Memories of El Monte (MONO ONLY) May 30, 1971
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KPPC JANUARY 1971: Some of the Doc's earliest shows were on KPPC in Pasadena. This includes his January 14 show (one hour) and the second hour of the January 28 show. MONO ONLY. Jan 14, 1971
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KPPC MAY 1971: Mule Skinner Blues, Need a Little Sugar in my Bowl, Who Killed Davey Moore, Laurel & Hardy, Don't Be Angry, Let Me Play with It, Spike Jones Musical Roundtable (MONO ONLY) May 23, 1971
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KPPC SHOW TAPED IN SAN FRANCISCO: The Bird's The Word, Tule Fog, Down the Road a Piece, Making Whoopee, I Found a Love, Midnight Blue, I'm a Guitar Everyone Picks on Me, Delicious, Gailing Made It, I Don't Know, Why Why Why, Love is Strange (MONO ONLY) Sep 5, 1971
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KSAN 1980 (part one): Goodbye 50's Hello 60's, Everybody's Truckin', Basketball Jones, Ten Days After Christmas, Pasties and a G-String, The Eggplant that Ate Chicago, Moose on the Loose, Two Hits and the Joint Turned Brown, Laughing Gnome, Music Business Lament, Idi Amin Amazin' Man Jan 6, 1980
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LABOR DAY 0536: Alone Again, Are You Lonesome Tonight (laughing), My Clone is an Idiot, Sinister Lunchmeat, Swift Kick in the Rear, Dog Eat Dog, When I'm Cleaning Windows, I'll Never Work There Anymore, Coffee, Lunchlady Land, My Attorney Bernie, Bricklayer, 1955, Vader Boy Sep 4, 2005
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LABOR DAY 0735:For Labor Day weekend, we celebrate the funny side of work. Yes, there is such a thing, and these songs prove it! Here are demented work songs for electricians and proctologists, baristas and bricklayers, even rock & roll road managers. You can also hear a 1955 song about immigration, and a 1906 piece about dog fighting. Sep 2, 2007
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LABOR DAY 0936: Labor Day was invented in the late 19th century as a way for the US government to show American workers (especially union members) that the government loved and respected them. Nowadays most Americans mostly think of Labor Day as the last barbecue of summer, but there are a whole lot of great and funny songs about working, and we can't think of a better time to play them. Sure beats actually working! The bonus tracks have some entertaining, rare and historical songs and comedy bits about labor unions, including Pete Seeger at age 21 (with the Almanac Singers), plus Carlton the Doorman. Sep 6, 2009
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LABOR DAY 1136: We celebrate Labor Day with 32 songs about working (and closely related subjects, like excess caffeine) - plus a tribute to the late Jerry Leiber (lyricist/producer for the Coasters, etc. etc.) and various other hot stuff. Sep 3, 2011
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LABOR DAY/DOGS/CATS 1235: We have a bit of a tripleheader this week, with songs about the workplace (Happy Labor Day!), dogs and cats, along with lots of requests. (note: a whole lot more funny songs about working are on our show for September 3, 2011). Language: PG-13. Sep 1, 2012
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LARRY GROCE INTERVIEW: Junkfood Junkie, We've Been Malled, Bumper Sticker Song Apr 25, 1976
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LAST HOUR ON KPPC: The Doc bids adieu to his first radio station. (MONO ONLY) Oct 24, 1971
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LAST KSAN SHOW PART ONE, DISC JOCKEYS: Brown Shoes Don't Make It, In the Hot Tub, Trans Am, Night Hawk Blues, Turntable Song, Message to DJ's, Rock Me Baby, What is a Disc Jockey? Nov 9, 1980
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LAST KSAN SHOW PART TWO, SHORT SONGS: 50 Ways to Beat Your Lover, 26 Second Song, Her Majesty, Little Boxes, I Like My Meat, When You Die, Captain Macho, What a Gas, C-30 C-60 C-90 Go, Whip It Nov 9, 1980
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LAST LIVE 4-HOUR KMET SHOW part 1: Dr. Who theme, new Monty Python, Drugs by Damaskas, Rufus is a T*t Man, Flackman & Reagan, Zippy The Pinhead May 15, 1983
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LAST LIVE 4-HOUR KMET SHOW part 2: Legend of the USS Titanic, Canned Heat tribute, Musical Mike's Jazz Corner, the week's Top Ten May 15, 1983
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LAST SHOW BEFORE SAN FRANCISCO: Johnson Rag, Jumpin Jive, Watch Your Step, Skokiaan, Ubangi Stomp, Evil Is Goin' On, Ganster of Love, Smokestack Lightning (MONO ONLY) Jul 25, 1971
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Late Late Movies, Marvin, Respect, New Slant on War, Talking John Birch Blues, Back in the Saddle Again, Hoppy Gene & Me, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Yankee Doodle, Seat May Still be Up, Twinkle Twinkle Little Earth, Who's on First, Liz Sep 21, 1975
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LAUGHTER is a universal language: 0717 - even, sometimes, in comedy. This week’s Hour Two topic is “Dementia Around the World” funny songs like “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa” and Weird Al’s “Jurassic Park” in a variety of foreign languages, and some other songs that don’t need translations. Other highlights include a Mammary Trilogy, some Short Attention Span songs, and some “Nashville crap.” Apr 29, 2007
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LAWYERS 1247: Our special topic is lawyers. We also cover the Twinkie crisis, the Petraeus scandal, Disney/Star Wars, and the world's oldest computer. At the end of the show, there's a truly magnificent symphony of flatulence (with electric guitar). Rated PG-13. Nov 24, 2012
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LEAP YEAR DAY (part 1): Don't Bang on the Piano, Ice Cream Man, The Whip, Live at the Pet Rock Show, Knock Knock, Sweet Violets #2, Orange Blossom Special, Go to the Mardi Gras, BYU Boy Missionary, Hot Dog Boogie Feb 29, 1976
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LEAP YEAR DAY (part 2): Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Cremation of Sam McGee, I'm a Honky Tonk Woman, Frankie and Johnnie, Light Up, FBI Story, The Contest, Martian Hop, Gentry's Gin, Waffle Whiffer, You Got Your Baby Back Feb 29, 1976
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LEGAL & ILLEGAL HIGHS (part 2): Mellow Pot Blues, Cocaine Habit, Reefer Head Woman, Junco Partner, Drunk, Chant of the Weed, If You're a Viper, Reefer Man, Who Put the Benzedrine, Cocaine Blues, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Couldn't get High, Pancho Lopez (MONO ONLY) Jun 3, 1973
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Let's Have A Party, Close The Door, Go Wild Little Sadie, My Babe, automobile set, Fool Fool Fool, Gospel Boogie, C C Rider, Time Machine, Man from Harlem, Straighten up and Fly Right, I'll Never Smile Again, Stripper Apr 30, 1972
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LET'S SONGS 1106: In 1928 legendary composer Cole Porter wrote his first major hit song, "Let's Do It," very risque for its time. Since then there have been hundreds more "let's" songs, many of them thoroughly Demented. Also in this show are Denis Leary's latest (re political correctness), a lively 1947 ode to San Francisco's cable cars, and a hilarious mid-1930s take on the Middle East. Feb 5, 2011
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LITTLE 1024: Last week we had songs with "big" in the title - this week it's "little" songs (and short, small and tiny ones too). There are even more of those than there are big songs, and here are about half of the most demented ones in the Demento Archives (we'll spin the rest in July). Bonus tracks include one of the best selling "kiddie" records of the 1940s - the original "Little Toot" featuring Jack Benny's announcer Don Wilson. Bonus tracks are safe for work except for the very last one. Jun 12, 2010
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LITTLE 1032: It's our biggest little show ever! Forty, count 'em, 40 songs about little tiny small things (and people). The bonus tracks include three new songs about Celebrities In the News. (One of the Mel Gibson songs has Mr. Gibson's original expletives, unbleeped). Aug 7, 2010
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Little Space Girl, Got a Cold in the Nose, Biddy McGraw, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Masculine Women Feminine Men, Everybody Wants a Little Bit of Everybody Else's Everything, Hamster Love, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Let Me Call You Sweetheart, Dead Puppies, Werewolves of London Feb 26, 1978
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LITTLE THINGS: (boobs-a-lot, The Smallest Thing Known To Man, Wet Dream) Oct 9, 2005
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LIVE AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN (part 1): Magic Mountain, Valencia, Ain't it Great to be Kookie?, Tears on the Dashboard, Olives, Yellow Submarie, Big Old Jean, Amusement Parks USA, Red Light Green Light, I Can't Quit Cigarettes, Song of the Sewer, Classified May 18, 1975
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LIVE AT MAGIC MOUNTAIN (part 2): Want Ads, Oozing Cyst Blues, Pootwaddle Cigarettes, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Brain Damage, Sidewalk Surfing, Grandpa's Grave, Wonderful Wonderful, A Boy Named Sue, It's in the Book, Ed Barbara May 18, 1975
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LIVE AT THE FAIR (part 1): Dr. Demento broadcasts live from the Los Angeles County Fair, including old and new records, plus performances by Willio & Phillio and Weird Al! (Note: original commercials included for nostalgia) Sep 20, 1981
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LIVE AT THE FAIR (part 2): Continued from the above show, including more old favorites, Musical Mike's jazz corner, and the top ten, with more live performances by Weird Al! Sep 20, 1981
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LIVE AT THE FAIR part 1: Dodgers Song, Football Stomp, Redneck Hippie Romance, October In Oxnard, Hit me With a Rock, Shaving Cream, No No, Yes Yes Oct 9, 1977
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LIVE AT THE FAIR part 2: Black Denim Trousers, Trolley Song, Elvis has Left the Building, How High the Moon, Rosie Don't Bang on the Piano, Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung Oct 9, 1977
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LIVE AT USC PART ONE: Go to Sleep Paul Revere, Waterloo, There's a New Sound, The Blob, Mother Goose's Wine, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, What Did They Do to Old L.A.?, Surfer Joe, Surfer Dan, Dinghy Song, Dodger Stadium, Sweet Violets #2 (MONO ONLY) Apr 13, 1975
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LIVE AT USC PART TWO: Direct Appeal, South of the Border, Reefer Man, DOAP, White Lightning, Almost Degraded, Streaking U.S.A., Collegiate, Mechanical Man, Deteriorata, Real El Monte, Baby Let Me Bang Your Box, Ed Barbara, Boobs a Lot, Four Letter Words (MONO ONLY) Apr 13, 1975
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LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO (part 1): My Bologna, Topical Song, Joe's Garage, My Parachute Won't Open, They're Here, Hawaiian music, Leave it to Beaver Sep 9, 1979
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LIVE IN SAN FRANCISCO (part 2): Bookshop, It's Alright to be a Clod, Wet T-shirt Night, Not Just Another U.F.O., Oakland, Steve Dahl interview, top ten Sep 9, 1979
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LIVE IN STUDIO 0829: An extra-special show this week: Every song in the second hour of the show was recorded live on the Dr Demento Show, between the mid-1970s and the mid-2000's. Many of these performances haven't been heard since their original broadcast years ago. Tom Stankus' "Existential Blues" is especially exciting, with lots of elements not heard on the currently available recorded version (including those "Impossible Dream" lines). Along with the familiar September 1980 version of "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus," online listeners (only) can hear Al's encore performance from April 1981...like "Existential Blues," this performance also has some extra added attractions. The first half of the show features, among other things, a virtually brand new Dickie Goodman production (!) Jul 20, 2008
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LIVE IN STUDIO PT.2 0840: Here's another hour-plus of performances recorded live on the Dr. Demento Show from 1976 to 2004. Many of these haven't been heard since the original air dates, and very few are available anywhere else, even online. Also notable: the Dr. Demento debut of the delightful Max Raabe. Oct 5, 2008
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LIVE ON CFNY TORONTO (part 1): Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, Smoke Smoke Smoke that Cigarette, Honeymooner's Rap, Night After Night, Big Bottom, Dave Thomas (Doug McKenzie) interview, Bilbo Baggins, Happy Birthday, Zilch, Bra Size 45, Pineapple Princess (NOTE: show is distorted) Aug 17, 1986
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LIVE ON CFNY TORONTO (part 2): Ron Rubin interview, Take the Skinheads Bowling, Dead Skunk, Stinky Breath, Beep Beep, Nash the Slash interview, Keith Richard's Blood, Paranoimia, Marvin I Love You, Part-time Plumbers, Polka-dot Undies, Shaving Cream (NOTE: show is distorted) Aug 17, 1986
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Live on KMET - This is the first ever Dr. Demento year-end countdown! (part 2 of above show, starting with #23) Dec 31, 1972
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Live on KMET - This is the first ever Dr. Demento year-end countdown! It's a mixture of all-time classics and forgotten gems, plus a heavy dose of choice extras sprinkled in. At this time, Dr. Demento was a more laid back host, so this is not the high-energy show you're used to today. This show has been edited together from five different tapes, and as such the quality varies throughout. Special thanks to Dave & Tony Woodward for donating their tape of this show to the Dr. Demento archives. Some commercials have been included for nostalgia. MONO ONLY. Dec 31, 1972
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LIVE ON KMET FEB-78 PART II: On Top of Spaghetti, Cow in Switzerland, Frosty The Dope Man, Dead Puppies Feb 19, 1978
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LIVE ON KMET FEBRUARY 1978: Nincompoops Have All The Fun, American Slob, Yosemite Sam, Chickens Have Lips Feb 19, 1978
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LIVE ON KMET: Waterloo, Moon Dawg, Flying Saucer 3rd, Jitterbugs on Parade, Duck's Yas Yas Yas, new cocaine salad, Dirty Motorcycle, The Wild One, Poppity Pop, Fever, Sleep Walk Mar 26, 1972
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Lizzie Borden, Old King Tut, Beans in my Ears, Everyone says I Love You, It's a Gas Jan 19, 1975
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LOVE SONGS 0806: Nearly the entire show is devoted to Demented love songs. Our Valentine's Day salute is bigger and better than ever! Feb 10, 2008
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LOVE SONGS 1206: Our Valentine's Day show features two dozen Demented love songs, plus "Paging Dr. House," "The Miracle of Sweatpants" and "Weird Al Yankovic for President!" Feb 11, 2012
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LOVE SONGS 1306: Just in time for Valentine's Day, here's our annual hour of demented love songs. Highlights include the original "Je t'aime, moi non plus" with Brigitte Bardot. Also this week: the Logan Awards nominees for Outstanding Original Comedy Song. Rated PG-13 (one of those nominees has an f-word). Feb 9, 2013
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LSD, Cigarettes and Whuskey, Crawl Out Through the Fallout, Johnny's Yoyo, Big Bruce Oct 13, 1974
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LUKE SKI INTERVIEW: Charliesomething, United States of Whatever, Noah Right!, Freddy Four Toes, Putting on the Ritz, Stealing Like a Hobbit, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Moose Turd Pie, Tribal Council, Great Idea for a Song Jan 11, 2004
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LUKE SKI INTERVIEW: It's a Sorry World, Pink Pills for Pale People, My Favorite Diseases, Chucky Cheese Hell, Toast, Springtime for Hitler, Kramer Costanza, Y2K, Rest Home Arizona Mar 21, 1999
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Lumpy Gravy, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Dirty Love, Rubber Duckie, Skateboard Racer, Talking TV Blues, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts, Soggy Cereal, I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans, King Tut, Hamster Love, Arnold the Computer Jul 9, 1978
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Magic 0730: Our topic this week is “Magic and Wizardry.” Yes, it was inspired by the current wave of Harrymania, but it goes deeper, with funny and profound songs about magic in many guises...even a magic phonograph record. Other songs cover such topics as rich city folks moving to the boonies, drugs on the Starship Enterprise, and the dressing/undressing facilities at your local Renaissance Fair. Jul 29, 2007
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MARCH 1980 LIVE ON KMET (part 1): It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Jim Morrison's Revenge, What is a Teenage Boy, TVOD, Masochist Blues, Burma Shave, Reefer Head Woman, I Won't Go to War Till Men Get Pregnant, Copycat Game Mar 2, 1980
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MARCH 1980 RICKY VERA INTERVIEW (part 2): My Girl's Pussy, Dragnet Goes to Kindergarten, How Can Santa Claus Come to Puerto Rico, John Birch Society Blues, Bend Over Ayatollah, Los Angeles, Baby Likes Burping, Nervous Breakdown, Armpit Farts Mar 2, 1980
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MARIJUANA 0946: Our topic this week is marijuana. We've never made the evil weed a main topic before -- it's still illegal, after all -- but there are thousands of songs about it. We're only scratching the surface, but here's a nice little survey of the best of the more humorous marijuana melodies. The bonus tracks include some rare gems from the 1930s. (As is our custom, the first two segments offer a variety of new and old funny songs on other subjects). Nov 15, 2009
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MARIJUANA 1146: It's a marijuana marathon with over two hours of songs about the killer weed. "The Smoke-Off" and "Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent" plus lots of rarities -- old and new, pro and con, and in practically any musical style you can name. Note: lots more marijuana melodies on our show for November 15, 2009; that show has only five duplicates of this one. Nov 12, 2011
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MARIJUANA 1210: Once again our topic is marijuana. This show, along with our shows for Nov. 12, 2011 and Nov. 15, 2009, comprises a marijuana trilogy, with little duplication between shows (no duplication at all with 11-12-11). Some expletives in the next-to-last segment. Mar 10, 2012
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MARIJUANA MELODIES (part 2): Rutabaga Boogie, Chant of the Weed, Marahuana, If You're a Viper, Reefer Man, Man from Harlem, All the Jive is Gone, Eloise, Making Whoope, Giving it to Mary, What Are You Squawking About, Good for Nothing, Orange Colored Sky (MONO ONLY) Feb 17, 1974
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MARRIAGE: It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Come as You Are, Like Pink but not Quite, New Age Girl, Nights in White Castle, Romping Through the Swamp. Big Bopper's Wedding, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper, Phantom Medley (MONO ONLY) Jun 6, 1999
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MARRIAGE:It's June, and marriage is the theme. Shel Silverstein, Carla ulbrich, Jackie Gleason and Worm Quartet contribute Jun 11, 2006
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Martian Hop, It Can't Happen Here, Fat Girls, Skinny Girls, Trouble with my Trousers, I'm Hip, Elvis Imitator, Used Pet Show, Jackass Blues, Hello D.J., irty Old Man, Rosie the Riveter, I'm Changing my Name to Chrysler, Hey Fred, Pac-man Fever Apr 4, 1982
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