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The Official World Wide Dr. Demento Streaming Site
"I'm Dr. Demento and I approve of this Web Site"
Dr. Demento brings MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right to your home via the Internet.
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D-POD 0718:Here we go again with another “D-Pod Shuffle” show…it’s like giant mp3 player picking songs at random from all the thousands of songs played on the Dr Demento show since it began in 1970. You’ll hear some of the all-time Demented hits along with songs that have only been played once or twice before, illuminated with Dr. Demento’s unique insights. May 6, 2007
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D-POD SHUFFLE 0928: By popular demand, here's another "D-Pod Shuffle" show, where I let my computer pick songs at random. Instead of the logical thought progressions and harmonious segues that I normally take pride in, this one takes us all over the place. New, old, loud, soft, nice, nasty, profound, stoopid, whatever! Great fun! Don't miss "Star Trek-A-Polka," which hasn't been heard for over 20 years. In the online-only segment we'll hear two (2) vintage episodes of the dreaded Audio Torture Chamber, plus perhaps the darkest piece of dark comedy I've ever played on the show ("Answering Machine" is not recommended for children!!!) Jul 12, 2009
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1010: By popular demand, the "D-Pod Shuffle" rides again. In other words, the songs on this show are chosen at random from the vastness of the Demento Archives. Along with familiar items we have songs that haven't been heard in ten, twenty years or more, and a lot you won't find anywhere else, even online. The bonus tracks have more of the same but even stranger, including "Clothes of the Dead" (by a one-off group featuring Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller), Paul McCartney's kid brother "Mike McGear"(singing a song co-written by Paul), and a pair of especially wondrous vaudeville bits from 1916 by Mr. Robert J. Wildhack. Mar 7, 2010
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D-POD SHUFFLE 1021: The D-Pod Shuffle strikes again! Once again the entire show (except for the Demented News) was picked at random from our library. Here are hilarious hits and magnificent misses from all the years of Dementia. The bonus tracks have more of the same, including a few tracks heard only once before in the earliest years of the show, and, as a "bonus bonus," two remarkable cover versions of "Cigareets, Whuskey and Wild, Wild Women." May 23, 2010
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Dancing Fool, Never Gonna Dance, Omar the Vampire, Inflation, Pot Party, Brush up Your Shakespeare, Joltin Joe Dimaggio, Ballad of Fearless Dwight, Headaches, Serious, Lily the Pink, Wyatt Earp Makes me Burp, I Hear Horses, My Name is Larry, Rubber Biscuit Apr 1, 1979
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Dancing in the Dark, Lady Madonna, Virgin Madonna, Ballad of Hall & Oates, My Toot Toot, Nobody's Business but my Own, I'm Tough, Make my Day, California Kid, Me Encanta Reseda, Girl with Three Blue Eyes, Vatican Rag, World is Mine May 19, 1985
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Darktown Poker Club, Wong Song, If You're a Viper, Everybody Wants my Fanny, Light my Fire Jan 5, 1975
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DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Buckwheat Toupee, Su-sushio, I'm not Home Right Now, Short People, Maternity Girl, Rapping Nerd, Yogi Bear theme, Person to Person, Purple Rain, ABC's of Dead Russian Leaders Sep 29, 1985
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DAWS BUTLER INTERVIEW: Mr. Roberts, Lox Radio Theater, Golden Spike, St. James Infirmary, Philadelphia Lawyer, Mr. Gallagher and Mr. Shean, I Live in a Split-Level Head, Beatles at Three Mile Island, Cocaine Blues Jul 15, 1979
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DEMENTED BLUES: 2001 Sprach Kazoostra, Vulcan Mind Meld, Generic Blues Jan 7, 2001
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DEMENTED CHRISTMAS PICKS 1982: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Wreck the Halls, My Two Front Teeth, I Found the Brains of Santa Claus, CHRISTMAS 1971 (songs only, announcements missing): Christmas Island, Donde Esta Santa Claus, Chipmunk Song, Captain Santa Claus, Is Santa Claus Coming to Stay?, Santa's Beard, Run Rudolph Run, WITH STEVEN CLEAN 1972 (songs only, announcements missing): I'm Gonna Keep my Hair Parted, Way I Feel, You'd Be Surprised (TOTAL TIME APPROXIMATELY ONE HOUR) Dec 10, 1982
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DEMENTED DANCE PARTY 0822: This week's show features a Demented Dance Party. Let's do the Time Warp again...along with the Funky Gibbon, the Punk Polka and the Curly Shuffle. The bonus online segment features some vintage dance instruction records, in a montage narrated by Dr. D quite a long time ago. Also note the Weird Al rarity in segment 2. Jun 1, 2008
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Demented Love Songs 2000 Feb 13, 2000
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DEMENTED PLACES: Pull My Finger, Born in East L.A., Star Wars Cantina Nov 26, 2000
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DEMENTED ROCK & ROLL: Boris The Spider, Mother's Lament, Plexiglass Toilet, Bein' Green May 14, 1995
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DEMENTED SERIOUS SINGERS: Are You Lonesome Tonight, Plexiglass Toilet, Friends, Bugs Sep 12, 1999
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DEMENTED SIDE OF COMMUNISM: Gas Money, Russian Band Stand, Hole in the Iron Curtain, In Russia May 1, 2005
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DEMENTED SONGS BY ROCK AND ROLL ARTISTS: Kinko The Clown, One Piece At A Time, Spam, I Lost On Jeopardy, Purple People Eater, Entering Marion Nov 13, 1994
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Demented Valentine 1998 Inflatable Girlfriend,Li'l Red Riding Hood, Bouffant Feb 8, 1998
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DEMOS FOR RADIO STATIONS 1974-1982: 1974 short demo, 1977 short demo, 1978 short ad, 1981 long demo, 1982 long demo (NOTE: sources and sound quality vary) Apr 2, 1974
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DEMOS FOR RADIO STATIONS 1984-1990: 1984 short demo, 1986 long U.K. demo, 1990 long demo (NOTE: sources and sound quality vary) Dec 31, 1984
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DENTISTRY/ELECTION 1241: Double feature this week - topic #1 is dentistry, topic #2 is the coming election (plus some electoral blasts from the past). The subjects may be painful, but that only makes the songs funnier! Also some requests, and a tribute to Sheriff John. Language: PG-13. Oct 13, 2012
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DETECTIVES: Mellow Yellow, Barbecue Spuds McKenzie, Earthquake Song, Little Red Rooster, I'm Gonna Be a Country Queen, Here I Am, Lounge Pianist's Lament, Up on my Toes, radio theme medley, Big Heat, Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Adam West, Star Trekkin', Touch Yourself, Penis Envy Jan 29, 1989
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DIETING 1103: The second half of this show is especially for everyone who made a New Year's resolution to lose weight. Aren't diets a riot? We also deal with wizards and lizards, crabs and alligators, lasagna and pizza, trash and garbage. Jan 15, 2011
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DIETING: Eat too Much, Ooh Don't Touch That, Life Sucks then You Die, Laptop Unit, Diet Song, You People are Fat, Just Elvis, Fat Man's Prayer, Snack by Snack, Housewives on Diet Pills, Stacy Brown's Got Two, They're Coming to Take me Away in Spanish, I Hope you Got Fat, Wizard of Arkansoz, Help I'm White and I Can't Get Down Jan 17, 1993
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DIETING: Pencil Neck Geek, Diet Song, Grapefruit Diet, Eat Too Much, The Jedi Drinking Song Jan 22, 2006
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DINNER WITH THE DOC: Temptation, Was I Drunk, Headaches, Jolly Green Giant, Pickle in the Middle, Sit on a Sandwich, Rutabaga Boogie, Elephant Song, Scare the Hell out of Me, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Freckle Song, Marvin, Deteriorata, It's a Gas Aug 10, 1975
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Dirty Old Man, I'm a Lonely Petunia in an Onion Patch, Suicide is Painless, What me Worry, Funniest Song in the World, Two Black Crows, Man on Page 602, Stash City High School, Be Prepared, Them Poems, It's a Gas, Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent Jan 11, 1976
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DOC WITH LARYNGITIS: Like a Dribbling Fram, Led Zeppelin Medley, Music Sex & Cookies, They Had a Merry Christmas, Got my Mind Set on You, Shel Silverstein songs including Smoke-Off Dec 6, 1987
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DOCTORS 1110: The Doctor of Funny Music celebrates all those other Doctors this week, along with hospitals, diseases, transfusions, everything medical...including a salute to Hadacol, the alcoholic vitamin tonic that swept the nation in 1949-51. Mar 5, 2011
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DOCTORS 1436: Dr. Demento salutes **medical** doctors this week (and nurses, and hospitals, and medicine in general). Also a mini-flashback to 1974 with Harry the Hipster. Sep 6, 2014
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Does the Spearmint Lose it's Flavor?, Boy Scouts, Look at me I'm Sandra Dee, Drowning in the Surf, Tie me Surfer Board Down Sport, Burn me in my Shades, 4000 Years Ago, 2000 Year-old Man, Sidewalk Surfing, Inka Dinka Doo, Twisted Aug 17, 1975
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DOG DAYS: Sunday Driving, Road Rager, Boobs and Butts on the Beach, Johnny Passed Away, Sneaky Snake, Ballad of Gumby, Ralph & Herbie, Butt Scooting Boogie, White Fang, Saga of Rex, Dog Police, Chainsaw Juggler, Suicide Hotline Aug 12, 2001
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DOGGIE DITTIES: Them Dog Kickers, Don't Pet The Dog, Doggie Doo, Doggie Doo Blues Aug 18, 1996
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Doggie in the Window, My Dog has Fleas, Hymn for a Sunday Evening, Go to the Mardi Gras, The Blob, Humphrey Bogart Rhumba, Waring's Pennsylvanians medley, Old Payola Roll Blues, Tying a Knot in the Devil's Tail, Java Jive Mar 4, 1973
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DOGGIE SONGS: (First two hr syndicated show)- Man's Best Friend, Our Hour, The Ballad Of Runt, Doggie In The Window Sep 1, 1974
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Dogs Aug 14, 2005
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DOGS & CATS 1433: Songs about dogs, cats, and dogs and cats together (with very little duplication of our dog and cat shows from last August) plus a Robin Williams tribute. Aug 16, 2014
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DOGS 0932: We salute the dog days of summer with our more or less annual Dr. Demento dog show. Here are more canine classics than we've ever had on a single show, with even more doggie ditties featured in the bonus segment. Dr. Demento Debuts include "Platform Wars," the definitive spoof of those Mac Vs. PC commercials, and the PG-13 rated "Sex Positions Song." (With the title words masked, the latter sounds like delightful nonsense). Aug 9, 2009
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DOGS 1033: Our annual dog show, just in time for the Dog Days. Very different from last year's dog show, with only a few songs repeated. Also a tribute to Mitch Miller, who was a brilliant and highly successful record producer, and a superb classical musician, years before "Sing Along with Mitch." And, in the bonus tracks, Allan Sherman's very first record. Parental note: the s-word is heard in "Planet Dog" and in the Mitch Miller bonus track. Aug 14, 2010
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DOGS 1133: Here's a show for the dog days - 27 songs about dogs, only three of which were played on last year's dog show (8-14-2010). Also: Luke Ski's new tribute to Monty Python, a tip of the top hat to Jerry Lewis, and some new bonus tracks not recommended for children. Aug 13, 2011
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DOGS 1332: We celebrate the dog days of August with some demented doggie ditties! The amazing interactions of humanity with dogdom (caninity?) are the subject of songs and comedy bits from the heartwarming to the scathing. The first hour is a fantastic free-for-all. Rated PG-13. Aug 10, 2013
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DOGS ON KLSX: Hot Dog Boogie, Uecker, Paralyzed, Get Out of my Lane, Sean and Madonna, Dawn of a New Day, Cosmic Debris, Mystery Train, Ollie Shred, Pit Bull Owners of Cerritos, Live Puppies, Old Shep, Dead Puppies Aug 16, 1987
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DOGS: Dachshunds with Erections, Doggy Doo, Butt Scootin' Doggie, Dog Police, Pachelbel Aug 15, 1999
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Don't Knock the Rock, Take a Gal like You, Hambone, Big Movie Show in the Sky, Mr. Hoover and Mr. Smith, Heavy Music, Somebody to Love, Fragile Child, I'm so Glad, Sweet like So, Playing with the Strings, Knees up Mother Brown, I'm Surfing, From me to You, Nina Cocka Nina Jun 4, 1972
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Donald Duck, A Goose for my Girl, Has Anybody Seen my Dog?, E-I-O, Gooey Duck Song, Gentry's Gin, Popeye Medley, Rag Mop, Are You a Turtle?, Two Black Crows, Jim Socks, Benny Bell Tribute to Dr. Demento Mar 16, 1975
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DOODLES WEAVER INTERVIEW (part 2): Say that You Were Teasing Me, I Lithp, The Love-in, Ode to a Loquat Tree, Student's March Song, 99 Bottles, Hosanna, My Doctor, Trepidation Contest, top ten (MONO ONLY) Jun 30, 1974
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DPOD 0809: Random choice rules on this show! All the songs were picked at random from the thousands of songs I've played since 1970, as listed on the Demented Music Database (www.dmdb.org). Among the scarcer items are Alliance's hip-hop deconstruction of "Fish Heads," Bobby Pickett and Peter Ferrara's tribute to the 1976 King Kong remake, and a 1961 single by Dick Van Dyke. Mar 2, 2008
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DR DEMENTO's BIRTHDAY 1114: This is a special show on the occasion of Dr. Demento's birthday. As you may have noticed, the Doctor is enthusiastic about a great many kinds of music. Here he gets a chance to play some of his favorite records that aren't necessarily funny or "demented" - jazz, blues, rock, even some classical. He tells us how he got interested in each particular type of music. Dr. Demento's usual insanity returns next week, along with the Demented News and the bonus tracks. Apr 2, 2011
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DR DEMENTO'S FARM 0920: We visit Dr. Demento's Farm this week - where laughter grows tall. It's our biggest-ever bumper crop of agricultural Dementia, with eight extra rural rarities in the bonus segment. Also featured is Luke Ski's tribute to Tom Lehrer, who claims to have invented the alcoholic concoction called the Jello Shot. May 17, 2009
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Dr. Demento D-Pod, 0705: By popular demand, it's ­ the return of the D-Pod Shuffle! We put together a list of all the songs played on the show since 1974, and picked 29 of them at random! Along with such all time hits as Deteoriorata, Wildwood Weed, and, Poisoning Pigeons In The Park, songs we haven't aired in twenty years or more. Fans of Tiny Tim, Frank Sinatra, Spike Jones and hillbilly humor should be especially delighted with what we turned up. Feb 4, 2007
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DR. DEMENTO WEB SHOW UNCENSORED: Specifically created for web use only. Sit On My Face, Party In My Pants, Big, Bad Johnson Apr 10, 2006
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DR. DEMENTO'S 1ST SHOW on KMET 1971: Hot Nuts, Diddie Wa Diddie, Christmas Balls Dec 18, 1971
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DR. DEMENTO'S FARM: Kitten is Angry, Food of Choice, Turdy Point Buck, Vader Boy, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, I am Cow, Down on the Electronic Farm, In the Mood, Baa Baa Black Sheep, Psycho Chicken, We Couldn't Start the Tractor, Marvin, Anakin, Devil Went to Jamaica May 15, 2005
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 0921: This week we visit Dr. Demento's zoo - and some wild places too - with a tall stack of songs about wild animals of many species. The bonus segment in particular has a lot of items you aren't likely to find anywhere else. Our first two segments introduce a half dozen most excellent new songs. May 24, 2009
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO 1421: We go to the zoo this week. Songs about animals that act like people (and vice versa), animals that eat people, plus freaky fogs and naked apes. Also a few Demented military melodies for Memorial Day. May 24, 2014
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DR. DEMENTO'S ZOO: Curly Shuffle, Cause I'm a Blonde, I Wear Cologne, You Won't Succeed on Broadway, Reasons to be Miserable, Little Hybrid, Cheese Boogie Deluxe, Kitten is Angry, Let's Talk Dirty to the Animals, 99 Dead Baboons, Gnu Song, Nellie the Elephant, Vader Boy, Epithets, Anakin May 22, 2005
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DREAMS 1346: Our topic this week is dreams...from pleasant daydreams to total surrealism. We'll also celebrate Dr. Who's 50th anniversary with some Whovian hits. Rated PG-13 for a little rude language. Nov 16, 2013
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DYNAMIC DUOS 1431: Today we celebrate Dynamic Duos...Abbott & Costello, Barnes & Barnes, Homer & Jethro, Bob & Ray, Flight of the Conchords, and of course Batman and Robin, plus lots more! Rated PG-13. (Adult listeners, stay tuned after the closing for some hot & heavy bonus tracks!) Aug 2, 2014
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EARLIEST DR. DEMENTO AIRCHECKS! Long before mad music and crazy comedy took over, listen to two early one-hour segments of the Doc on Steven Clean's show on KPPC in November and December of 1970. He plays an eclectic mix of blues, forgotten oldies, and the unexpected, including a few comedy/novelty tunes. Features medleys of songs about Los Angeles, cigarettes, and rolling stones. (MONO ONLY) Nov 19, 1970
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EARLY DEMENTED RAP: Nightmare on My Street, I Put a Spell on You, Contra Rap, Rappin' Duke, Kosher Delight Oct 19, 1997
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EARTH DAY 0516: We Are The Worms, Sarah Cynthia Stout, It's Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature Apr 17, 2005
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EARTH DAY 0716: Here’s a show to celebrate Earth Day, and especially that stuff so much of the Earth is covered with dirt! We’ll hear Demented songs about dirt in all its dimensions. We’ll also hear a couple of glorious items about pot smuggling in the 1970s…including “The Saga Of Smuggler Bill” by The Congress of Wonders (of “Star Trip” fame), unheard anywhere for over 30 years. NOTE: this show includes one song which was deleted from the broadcast version of the program due to the Don Imus episode. Warning: “Boyz-N-The-Hood” contains language that might offend some listeners. Apr 22, 2007
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EARTH DAY 1016: We celebrate Earth Day with a wide variety of funny stuff related to the environment in one way or another. The Australian comedy-music trio Tripod has two songs here, including one from their new concept album about Dungeons & Dragons. Notable rarities in this show: "The Trouble with Klingons," "Video Games," "Smog," "The Ballad of Woodsy Owl," "Dick Tracy Rides Again." Apr 18, 2010
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EARTH DAY 1316: Songs for Earth Day, plus a tribute to Jonathan Winters. The bonus tracks feature some J. Winters bootlegs, non-PC and not for children! Aside from that, the show is PG-13. Apr 20, 2013
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EASTER 0915: Our Easter Sunday show celebrates several traditions that go along with Easter...Easter bunnies, Easter eggs, and chocolate in particular. The online-only bonus tracks have some especially hard-to-find examples, including the 100-year-old "Rabbit Hash" and also "The Chick," which appeared for one week only on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart, in 100th place. Apr 12, 2009
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EASTER AND FERTILITY SONGS: Chocolate Is fine, In The Mood, Kiss This (Hey IRS), (These Eggs Were) Born To Run Apr 16, 2006
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EASTER SHOW 0714: Dr. Demento salutes Easter Sunday with special nods to the primeval symbols of fertility that have become so much a part of Easter celebrations today, since the holiday falls right around planting time each spring: eggs, chocolate, and especially the ever-so-prolific Easter bunny. We'll also celebrate the fertility of canines with "The Shameful Ballad of Lijah, the Precocious Orchard Queen" ...we'll exhume that hard-to-find novelty classic "The Last Blast Of The Blasted Bugler" (aka The Legend of Gunga Din) and we'll check out the underground musical comedy that's the hot topic in L.A. right now, "The Beastly Bombing." Apr 8, 2007
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EASTER/BASEBALL 1014: Two big days this weekend: Easter Sunday, and the opening of baseball season. (In some cities both events take place on the same day). Baseballs and bunny rabbits run wild on this week's show, and for the bonus tracks the Doctor digs deeper into his ample stash of baseball-related musical oddities. We also salute the late Fess Parker, with his own version of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" plus two of the many parodies that song inspired. And...anyone who goes to fan conventions (cons) must, must hear "Going Home" by Kirby Krackle. Apr 4, 2010
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EASTER/BASEBALL/DEEPSOUTHCON 1214: A triple feature this week: Easter, baseball, and a special program of artists who'll be performing with me at DeepSouthCon 50 in June. Bonus: more newly rediscovered Tom Lehrer. Apr 7, 2012
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EASTER/RODENTS 0513: Waffle Whiffer, Kill The Wabbit, Hamster Love, Squirrels Mar 27, 2005
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EASY SONGS FOR HARD TIMES 0901: Our first show of 2009 spotlights the economy. We're calling it "Easy Songs For Hard Times." Along with songs inspired by the current SNAFU, I located some songs from the early 1930s when we were experiencing some very similar situations. Some of those songs are surprisingly cheerful! We could use a little of that cheer today. Jan 4, 2009
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Eccch, Hula Cop Hop, Captain Gorgeous, Rube From a High Grass Town, Siam, Abner the Baseball, Dirty Don, He's so Unusual, Pussy Pussy Pussy, Chest X-ray, Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, It's a Gas, Nixon's the One (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974
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EDDIE MAXWELL INTEVIEW: Stairway to Gilligan's Island, Big Daddy Graham, Dog Ball, Earthquake Song, Window of Life, My Baby's Got Rabies, Duke is Back, Breathless, Pico and Sepulveda, Alto Baritone and Bass, I Like, Roaches (MONO ONLY) Jul 20, 1986
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ELECTION SPECIAL: Ying Tong Song, Ding Dong Song, Ikey & Mikey, Lay in the Hay, Wild Thing, Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble, Reagan Bush Dukakis, Alvin for President, Elvis for President, Get out and Vote, I Like Nov 6, 1988
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ELECTION/TOP TEN 0844: Here's our election special for 2008. Along with new songs about Obama, McCain and Palin (somehow we just didn't get any Biden songs) we have lots of curiosities from past elections, promoting candidates both real and imaginary. The online-only bonus segment includes a Firesign Theatre rarity -- both sides of a picture disc single released to commemorate the 1980 election. (Sorry, no pictures). And then we move on to something really important - the Top Ten for October. Nov 2, 2008
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Elections 92 Nov 1, 1992
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ELVIS 15TH ANNIVERSARY: Elvis has Just Left the Building, I Saw Elvis in a UFO, That's Alright Mama, Elvis Presley for President, Yoga is as Yoga Does, Dominic, King is Gone, Velvet Elvis, Elvis Imitator, Elvis Rap, Baby I'm Dead, Elvis is Everywhere, Are you Lonesome Tonight? Aug 16, 1992
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ELVIS PRESLEY 0732: A half-hour tribute to Elvis Presley: whose death thirty years ago inspired hundreds of musical tributes, serious and otherwise. We’ll bring back some of those tributes along with some laughter from the King himself....and we’ll also hear how Elvis helped inspire Dr. D to get into radio. Aug 12, 2007
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EVEN MORE DEMENTED SONGS by ROCK AND ROLL ARTISTS: Snack Attack, No Anchoveys Please, Hold Tight (Want Some Seafood Mama), Boris the Spider, Old Ben Lucas, [Plexiglas Toilet],The Scotsman Nov 20, 1994
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1003: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25. Our winning list this time was submitted by William McLeese of Falls Church, VA, a listener since the 1970s. (We'll do this again in March. Get your list in now! The Doctor will pick the most entertaining collection of songs for broadcast at that time). For the bonus tracks this week, the Doctor picked some favorites from his large collection of pre-WWII "party records." Included is one of the only two recordings ever made by Bert Savoy, a famous female impersonator of the 1920s. Parental guidance advised! Jan 17, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1012: Once again we present a Fantasy Funny 25 chosen by a listener. This time it's Blair Freeman of Joliet, IL. Blair, a listener for over twenty years, has picked some excellent oddities and rarities along with much-loved comedy classics. (Note: the first four items are not part of the countdown, and "Double Yodel" is an "extra"). The bonus tracks are selected from a talk Dr. Demento presented in February at the Southern Folklife Library located at the University of North Carolina in Chapel Hill. Mar 21, 2010
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FANTASY FUNNY 25 1029: Here's another Fantasy Funny 25, chosen by Kevin Connelly of Orland Park, IL. Lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard often. The countdown begins with "Re: Your Brains" at number 25. NOTE: "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" and "Clinton Got a Blowjob" are the original, uncensored versions. Same goes for the online bonus tracks - not safe for work! Jul 17, 2010
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FANTASY TOP 25 0945: Something we haven't tried before this week...we present a "fantasy countdown" compiled by listener Steve Szeli of Newburgh, NY. This is essentially a countdown of Steve's favorite demented songs. It contains a nice mix of classic Demented hits with some items not heard all that often. We hope to present more "fantasy countdowns" on an occasional basis in the future, and we invite you to send your list! (Use the "request a song" feature at www.drdemento.com). The "bonus tracks" are some deserving new songs we somehow haven't been able to fit into the regular show. There are a couple of naughty words here and there. Nov 8, 2009
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FARM 1420: A Demented field trip to the farm today...songs about cows, horses, sheep, pigs, chickens, and about the farmer too...plus "The Streak" (#1 40 years ago this week)! May 17, 2014
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FASHION 1336: As people pick out their fall outfits, it's time for another Dr. Demento fashion show! Seventeen songs and comedy bits, and one poem, all about clothes. No duplication with our April 6 clothing show! Also "Miley - The Sequel," "Don't Sneeze When You Eat Saimin," "Strange Things In My Soup" and lots more surprises. Sep 7, 2013
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FAST FOOD 1437: We celebrate (and de-celebrate) the Fast Food Nation...burgers, fries, tacos, hot dogs, pizza and more. Also a Joan Rivers tribute, and our usual first-hour free-for-all. Sep 13, 2014
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FAST FOOD: (and a large orange drink - SAY IT! DRINK!) We explore the deeper meanings of burgers, hot dogs and tacos. Also: more new Tiny Songs by Logan Whitehurst, plus Hot Jewish Chicks, Boobs A Lot, and a Fungus Among Us. Jul 16, 2006
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FATHER'S DAY 0724: Our annual Father’s Day show. All Dads are welcome to listen...however, a healthy sense of humor is a prerequisite. Also featured: hot new songs from Sudden Death (re the drug industry), the great Luke Ski (re “Family Guy”), Man Bites God (re primates who may be happier than we are) and Possible Oscar (re one of the most popular sound effects in movie history). A special tip of the tophat to funny music artist “Silly Nelson” Duncan, currently serving with the US Army in Mosul, Iraq. Jun 17, 2007
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FATHER'S DAY 0824: We celebrate Father's Day with an hour of songs about fathers, and men in general. Warning: Dad will need a healthy sense of humor to handle a couple of these. For our online listeners, Rarities By Request features a couple of outhouse oratorios, a little-known but delightful Coasters song and a nicely noirish Logan Whitehurst piece from one of his early collections. Jun 15, 2008
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FATHER'S DAY 0925: Our Father's Day celebration has an hour of fatherly favorites (plus more on the bonus segment). As with our Mother's Day madness, a healthy sense of humor is essential! Also featured - Todd Snider's new song about Dock Ellis, who pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates while tripping on LSD, and a trio of movie star tributes. Jun 21, 2009
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FATHER'S DAY 1324: Happy Father's Day! Father's day songs are quite different from Mother's Day songs...here are an hour's worth of examples. Also a farewell to Don Bowman, "Paradise In My GPS," "Phonetic Punctuation," "Jim Beam Me Up, Scotty" and lots of requests. Jun 15, 2013
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FATHER'S DAY/ALCOHOL 1224: Songs for Father's Day, plus another installment of our Alcohol Alphabet (with the Frontal Lobotomy song) and a tribute to Ray Bradbury. Rated PG-13 (the last song, after the closing, is for adults only). Jun 16, 2012
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FATHER'S DAY/SUMMER 1025: This week's show features two Demented celebrations - Father's Day and the coming of summer. Lots of items that haven't been on the show for years. Also - three new songs about the oil spill, and farewells to Stuart Paul and to Robert O. Smith, voice actor extraordinaire for cartoons and games, and creator of "Walter Wart, the Freaky Frog." Rare items by both artists are featured in the bonus tracks. Jun 19, 2010
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FATHER'S DAY:Happy Father's Day from Dr. Demento! Father's Day humor tends to be somewhat less respectful than what you might hear on Mother's Day..."When The Mush Begins To Rush Down Father's Vest," for instance, or Brian Wilson's ode to his father Murry, "I'm Bugged At My Old Man." We'll also hear Shel Silverstein's "Father Of A Boy Named Sue," and a song that gets right down to the heart of fatherhood, "I'm Gonna Procreate" by Worm Quartet. We'll also hear, among many others, Stan Freberg's very first hit record, "John and Marsha," and that Odd Couple Tony Randall and Jack Klugman singing "When Banana Skins Are Falling, I'll Come Sliding Back To You." Jun 18, 2006
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FAVORITE DRUG: Gentry's Gin, Chug-A-Lug,I Like Beer, Hangover 9 Coronas Apr 30, 2006
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FAVORITES from Unreleased Tapes: A Perverts Life, She's Big and Round, Won't Eat Prunes Again May 6, 2001
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FEB 1977 part 1: Turn on the Heat, Hockey Night in Canada, King Kong commercial, Barely White, They Never Met, Don't Worry Mother, Dallas Blues, Eloise, Tic Tac Toe, Calling All Cars, Dragnet, Ain't Nobody's Business But my Own Feb 6, 1977
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FEB 1977 part 2: Singing the Blues, Jimmy the Peanut Man, Meet the New Demento Gang, The Farmer Took Another Load Away, That's What's the Matter with Me, Killer Kitty, Roots Montage, Broadway New York, El Monte, Thank God for Porno Feb 6, 1977
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Feline Friends Aug 21, 2005
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FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: Case of the Missing Shoe, Me & Bobby McGee in French, When Veronica Plays Her Harmonica, The Beach of Redondo, Heading for Hesperia, Thank God I'm a Rich Kid, Sweet Transvestite Nov 4, 1979
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FIRESIGN THEATRE INTERVIEW: Good Sex, I Can See Uranus, Rock And Roll, Eat or Be Eaten, Back From The Shadows (MONO ONLY) Jan 26, 1986
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FIRST ANNIVERSARY OF SYNDICATION: Tell me a Story, Reefer Man, LSD Made a Wreck of Me, Wasn't That a Mighty Day, Life Gets Tedious Don't It?, I Want my Baby Back, There's a New Sound, Putting on the Ritz, It's a Gas Aug 3, 1975
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FIRST EVER TOP TEN ON KPPC: memories salad, cocaine salad, Walter Wart, The Crusher, Louis Armstrong & Jim Morrison tributes (MONO ONLY) Jul 11, 1971
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FIRST FUNNY FIVE: Loving You Has Made Me Bananas, Mammy, Merry Minuet, Reckless, River Blues, Three Little Fishies, Trouser Press, Straighten up and Fly Right, Martins and Coys, Masochism Tango, Omar the Vampire, It's a Gas, Spam Nov 9, 1975
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FIRST NATIONAL SYNDICATION:(One hour) Big Ten Inch, Wildwood Blues, Reefer Man,Friendly Narco Agent Jul 7, 1974
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FIRST SHOW ON KZOK (part 1): Wild Wild Women, Booley Wooger, Ole Svenson, Flat Foot Floogee, Dancing My Fannie Around, Home in Pasadena, Mention my Name in Sheboygan Feb 3, 1974
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FIRST SHOW ON KZOK (part 2): Mama Don't Allow It, Let's Misbehave, Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go, Noon Balloon to Rangoon, Turn on the Heat, Smoke on the Water, The Saga of Rex Feb 3, 1974
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FIRST SUNDAY NIGHT ON KMET: Lordy Hoody, Charged up Turned up Rock 'n' Roll Singer, Buick 59, Ambrose Part 5, Thanks for the Memory, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Milk Cow Blues, Dark Was the Night Feb 6, 1972
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FIRST SUNDAY NIGHT SHOW: Poor Boy, My True Story, Hoppy's Good Luck Coin, Spike Jones Murders Carmen, See that my Grave is Kept Clean (MONO ONLY) May 2, 1971
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FIRST TIME ON KLSX/SMOTHERS BROTHERS: They're Here, Cheapest Tattoo, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, It's Sister Ginny's Turn to Throw the Bomb, Rosie the Riveter, I'm a Cranky Old Yank, Ballad of Oral Roberts, Grow for Me, Laredo, Mediocre Fred, Yes Yes Yes, Mean Green Mother from Outer Space Feb 15, 1987
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Fish & Fishing Jun 12, 2005
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FISH PART II 1140: More songs about fish and fishing...kind of a sequel to our June 18 show. Also the long lost "Burger Rap" (a sequel to "Candy Rapper") and unreleased songs by Mason Williams and Napoleon XIV. Oct 1, 2011
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FISHIN' 0736: Somewhere in the Land of Dementia, the fish are bitin’...and even if they’re not, fishin’ is so relaxin’...you can just sit there on the dock or in your boat, commune with nature, and maybe make up a song about it all. We’ve got several of our all time fave fishin’ songs this week, and also songs about fish as entrees, and even fish as personalities, along with classic comedy songs about beer, strong wine, and rehab, not to mention Adolf and Osama. Sep 9, 2007
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FISHING 1125: Summer's here...time for some serious fishin'! Well, not all that serious on this show, but we do have a boatful of songs about fish and (mostly) fishing. We also have the debut of a new tribute to Weird Al, the family tree of Minnie the Moocher, a stack of songs with extra special sound effects, and Demented farewells to James Arness and Jack Kevorkian. Jun 18, 2011
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FISHING: Lizzie Borden, Hostility Song, Uncle Hiram's Homemade Beer, Don't Worry Be Happy, Hey Roger, Girl Fight Tonight, Campaign 88, Astrology Rap, Part Time Job from Hell, Fishing Blues, Behold the Mighty Fisherman, Fish Lake, Walleye, Safe Sex Report, Surfing USSR, Polka Dot Undies, Doctoring the Tardis Jul 24, 1988
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FISHING: Oh No, Mixed up Confusion, 7-11, Mountain Dew, Batman, I Kissed a Girl, Yogi Bear, That's Mathematics, Rolling Kidney Stones, Liz Phair is my Sister, Fishing with Fred, I am a Squid, Fishing Blues, Bald Guys, Everything Reminds me of my Therapist Jul 9, 1995
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FOOD 0720: Our topic for this show is Food. We all love food! We haven’t properly celebrated Food since 2000 (“dieting” doesn’t count) and we make up for lost meals by serving a super smorgasbord this week with funny food songs and comedy by Cookie Monster, Adam Sandler, George Carlin, “Weird Al” Yankovic and lots more. (Even more funny food songs next show!) May 20, 2007
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FOOD 0721; Our funny food song festival takes over the whole show this week (except for the Demented News) with dozens of rare and delicious delights from Dr. Demento’s personal pantry. Appetizers include “I Love Onions,” “I Like Stinky Cheese” and “Cheese Boogie Deluxe”...for the main course, “She Dances With Meat” along with “Call Any Vegetable” and “I Will Not Smooch The Pickle”...and for dessert (along with “Cheesecake”) we’ll have an all time all funny food song Funny Five. Bon appetit! May 27, 2007
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FOOD 1215: This week we celebrate food, with a lot of food songs we haven't heard for awhile...and we also remember the Titanic on the 100th anniversary of her demise, with music actually heard on the fateful voyage plus the uncensored "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic." This show is rated PG-13. Apr 14, 2012
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FOOD 1309: Another food show this week...lots of tasty treats including "My Bologna," "Food to Rent" and "Bagel and Lox" (by Rochester from the Jack Benny Show). No duplication of our 2012 food shows. Rated PG-13. Mar 2, 2013
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FOOD PART 2 1223: The Doctor celebrates food once again this week, picking up where he left off in April with over twenty fabulous food songs. Also, by request, we bring back the Doctor's "interview" with Allan Sherman, originally aired (in slightly different form) in 1992. Language note: the two George Carlin classics are uncensored, with occasional s- and f- words. There's also one in the Patton Oswalt bit. Otherwise this is all PG. Jun 9, 2012
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FOOD/PIGS/ELECTION: Acapulco Gold, Marijuana, On the Right Road, Hungry Women, Hog Killing Day, My Condominium, Alvin/Elvis/Ringo/Sophie Tucker for President, Blazing Saddles, Human Fly, Copycat Corner #1 Nov 4, 1979
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FOOTBALL & JEWISH HUMOR (part 1): Yellow Man, Son of a Halfback, Knute Rockne, Twenty Swedes Ran Through the Weeds, Knock Knock, Circus Parade, T.K.O. Mine Yopper Song, I'm the Greek Ambassador, Old Man Mose, Forest Lawn, Romania Romania, Home on the Range Sep 28, 1980
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FOOTBALL 0836: We salute football season with hilarious pigskin perennials by Andy Griffith, Tom Lehrer, George Carlin and Adam Sandler, and lots of lesser known surprises including two different songs imagining Jesus Christ as a football player. Non-football rarities include radio personality Don Imus' first record, from 1971, a 1950s track by Milwaukee legend Mad Man Michaels, and "The Old Sow Song" from 1937 complete with gloriously unprintable mouth noises. Sep 7, 2008
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FOOTBALL 1240: Are you ready for some football funnies? You got 'em on this week's show, along with "Boobs A Lot," "I Live In A Split Level Head," a different "Ode to Spot" and some neat new stuff. Language: PG. Oct 6, 2012
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FOOTBALL: Argument Clinic, It's In The Book, Baseball and Football, Golden Gridiron Boy Oct 18, 1992
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FOOTBALL: Der Fuehrer's Face, Whole Lotta Love, In 1992, I Saw Mr. Presley, Bob, Monster Mash, Fox in Socks, Jeannie's Diner, Ikey & Mikey, Sam, Day of the Game, Feetball, Nick Bellows Sports Talk, Cheerleaders on Drugs, 20 Years of Dementia, Oi it's so Humid Oct 6, 1991
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FOOTBALL: The Dr. Demento Show salutes football this week! In addition to all-time comedy classics from George Carlin, Bill Cosby and Tom Lehrer we'll dig out some long-forgotten pop and novelty songs about the game, including Randy Newman's very first record. Of course we'll hear Andy Griffith's famous football routine...but we'll also hear a much earlier Jewish version of the same tall tale! Sep 10, 2006
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FOURTH O" JULY 0726: Here’s our annual All-American show for Fourth of July week. Songs and comedy from all around this crazy country. Special highlight: Whimsical Will’s annual summer movie spectacular, honoring the new Transformers movie. Jul 1, 2007
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FOURTH OF JULY (part 1): Star Spangled Banner, Gay Parade, Fireworks, Loosen up Laxative, D.O.A.P., I'm in Love with the Checker at Von's, Wiz of the Bible Biz, Up your Nose, What's New Pussycat?, I'm Proud to be an American, A Man Can't Be too Careful What he Signs These Days (NOTE: second hour from defective tape) Jul 2, 1978
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FOURTH OF JULY (part 2): Talking Vietnam Potluck Blues, Yankee Doodle, Remember Pearl Harbor, To Anacreon in Heaven, Stars and Stripes Forever, Shishkebab, Orange County, Even Fat Boys Can Make it in Santa Monica, Titties and Beer, Westward Ho, You Know my Name (Look up the Number) Jul 2, 1978
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Fox in Socks, Legendary Chicken Fairy, Hooray Hooray I'm Going Away, I Used to Work in Chicago, Werewolf Mama, I Dream of Brownie with the Light Blue Jeans, Hospitality Blues, Wong Song, There Was a Fungus Among Us Apr 13, 1975
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FRANK ZAPPA 0846: This week's show is entirely devoted to a tribute to Frank Zappa, commemorating the 15th anniversary of his death. It traces his career in roughly chronological fashion, concentrating on his humorous music but also exploring his R&B roots, and the avant-garde music which he considered to be his best work. Many interview excerpts from Frank's appearances on the Dr. Demento Show are included. This is not a repeat of our 1994 tribute show; it is newly written and produced. The online bonus segment comes at the end this time, and is much longer than usual (about 33 minutes). It features Frank introducing rare records from his personal collection, and also three Zappa favorites we can't play on the radio. IMPORTANT: Parental guidance is strongly suggested for the last three tracks in the online bonus segment; there is strong language and possibly objectionable subject matter. Nov 16, 2008
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FRANK ZAPPA GUEST DJ: Bang Bang Lulu, I Wanna Know, Low Ridin Cruiser, Going Down to Tijuana, Your Cash Ain't Nothing but Trash, How's Your Bird, My Pal Foot Foot, The Big Break, Cherokee Dance, I Got Loaded, It Hurts Me Too, The Jerk, Memories of El Monte, I Can't Be Satisfied Dec 24, 1973
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW PART 1: Upchuck Girl, Boink Boink, Earthquake Song, Dead Yuppies, Penguin In Bondage, Another Boring B-Side Feb 7, 1988
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW PART 2: Tapeworm of Love, The Way You Make me Squeal, My Neighbor's Kids, Valley Girl, Bobby Brown, Contra Rap Feb 14, 1988
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FRANK ZAPPA INTERVIEW: Boogie, Laryngitis, 77 Sunset Strip, Vidiot, Take my Brain, Patent Medicine Show, Jungle Hop, Valerie, He's the Groove, 59 Volvo, Brown Shoes Don't Make It, Shift the Blame, Have your Way, Martian Boogie, Big Balls, Shaddup You Face May 17, 1981
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FRANK ZAPPA PROFILE: Grow Mrs. Goldfarb, Fat as I am, Totally Nude, I'm a Cowboy, Quando Condo, Yuppie Song, Hole in the Bucket, Haley's Comet, Charva, Let's Make the Water Turn Black, That Dang Bomb, Seat Belts, Too Hot for You, Ice Box Man Jan 12, 1986
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FRANKIE YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Moose Goosers, Gun Control, I Draw the Line, Slug, Harlem Shuffle, Yuppie Drone, New Horizons in Music Appreciation, Radio Song, Grammy medley, Cyclops, Computer Love, Imperial Jock, Rock me Jerry Lewis, Mr. Comet Mar 30, 1986
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FRANTICS INTERVIEW: Dirty Old Man, Rodeo Song, No Cause for Alarm, Breaking up is Hard on You, Dr. Demento Dements, Earthquake Song, Polka Dot Undies, Computer Salesman, Car Noises, Gas Station Washroom, Heavy Metal Shop, You Were Speeding, Rock Me Jerry Lewis, Candy Rapper, Last Will and Temperament Jun 8, 1986
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Freckle Song, Jollity Farm, I Like Stinky Cheese, Tibetan Memory Trick, Columbus Discovers America, Cecil the Unwanted French Fry, Mother Goose's Wine, Mairzy Doats, Star Drek, Life is a Hot Fudge Sundae, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Guitarzan Jan 18, 1976
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FRIENDS 0727: Not just a TV show anymore! Friends can be people you want to make love to, people you used to make love to, people you would never dream of making love to...even dead people. They can also be dogs, other animals, or even inanimate objects. All those meanings of friendship and more are explored through funny songs on this week’s show....which also features cats, monkeys, sharks and skinny dippers. Jul 8, 2007
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Funny 25 Dec 29, 1996
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Funny 25 Dec 28, 1997
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FUNNY 25 0852: And away we go with the Funny 25 for 2008....the 25 hottest and coolest songs of the year. Old and new, long and short, loud and soft, famous and infamous...nothing but the hits on this show! This week's "Rarities By Request" features some footnotes to the Funny 25 - "Robots" unbleeped, an earlier take of "Fish Heads," some 1980s work by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, and, by popular demand, the original B-side of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haa!" which is the same song backwards. Dec 28, 2008
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FUNNY 25 0952: Here they are...the hottest and coolest songs for all of 2009. The bonus tracks feature songs that made our year-end countdowns in the past, but have not been heard much lately. Dec 27, 2009
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FUNNY 25 1101: Here's the Funny 25 for 2010. Only four of the songs are more than two years old! Thirteen of the 25 are parodies (there's also one re-working of a traditional song). By contrast, we go back to the 1940s for the bonus tracks: two rarely-heard extended Spike Jones pieces, both over 12 minutes long. Jan 1, 2011
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FUNNY 25 1153: The Funny 25 countdown for 2011, plus After-Christmas and New Year's songs. (Lots of explicit language in song #24, and a little bit elsewhere). Dec 31, 2011
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FUNNY 25 1252: You survived Christmas and/or Hanukkah - now reward yourself with our countdown of the 25 hottest, coolest, most requested Deeeemented discs of 2012! Plus a couple of after-Christmas and New Year's songs for good measure. #24 has a couple of f-bombs, otherwise it's PG-13. Dec 29, 2012
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FUNNY 25 1352: Here it is - the Funny 25 for 2013! Plus a few after-Christmas and New Year's songs. Rated PG-13 (mostly for song #17). Dec 28, 2013
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FUNNY 25 1975: the national countdown Jan 4, 1976
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FUNNY 25 1976: the national countdown Jan 2, 1977
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FUNNY 25 1980! Dec 28, 1980
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FUNNY 25 2006: Here's the show you've all been waiting for - the most requested demented discs of 2006, counted down from #25 to #1. All your favorites together in one show! Call it the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Dementia, for this year anyway! All songs played in their entirety. Dec 31, 2006
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Funny 25 for 1989 on KLSX Jan 7, 1990
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Funny 25 for KLSX 1987 (Special Thanks to Elizabeth Simpson for making this recording) Dec 27, 1987
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Funny 25 KSCA 1995 (PLEASE NOTE! Due to time constraints on the original broadcast, the majority of songs in this year's countdown were abbreviated or omitted. THIS SHOW RUNS JUST UNDER ONE HOUR.) Dec 31, 1995
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Funny Top 25 94 Jan 1, 1995
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garbage, Old Sow Song, Je T'aime, When I'm Cleaning Windows Oct 20, 1974
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Gee Officer Krupke, I'm not a Juvenile Delinquent, Prosperity is Just Around the Corner, Pancho Lopez, Beans, Ole Swenson, I Can't Get Started, My Daddy is President, Are You a Boy or Are You a Girl, Putting on the Ritz Jul 27, 1975
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GEORGE CARLIN INTERVIEW: My Friend Jason, Surfbusters, Dizzy, Brain Damage, Roger Boom, Atomic Cocktail, Dying Cub Fan's Last Request, Baseball and Football, Wonderful WINO, I Get Weird, Rapmaster Ronnie, Kinko the Clown Oct 7, 1984
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GEORGE W.BUSH (Red state songs): The Ballad of Irving, Kinko the Clown,Them Moose Goosers,Arab Alabama, Grope Me Gently Jan 16, 2005
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Ghost Riders in the Sky, The Large Dark Aardvark Song, Stinkfoot, I Love Me, Loving Me, The Interstate is Coming Through my Outhouse, Drinking Wine Spo-dee-o-dee, Was I Drunk?, October in Oxnard, You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, Mr. Custer, It's a Gas, Grandpa's Grave Nov 2, 1975
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Gimme that Old Unemployment, Serenade to a Maid, I'm a Specialist, My Handy Man, At the Codfish Ball, Lonesome Loverboy, Last of the Red Hot Mamas, This Old Car, Motherly Love, I Want My Baby Back, Ed Barbara Jun 1, 1975
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GIRLS: 0722 The subject is "girls" on this week's show...a stack of thirteen songs, all with the word "girl" in the title. Frank & Moon Zappa, Tom Lehrer, Henry Phillips, Tiny Tim, Jill Sobule and the Dead Milkmen are among those saluting youthful members of the feminine gender. (The boys get it next show!). Other highlights include the song with the longest title we've played in some time, an updated version of "The Liar Sleeps Tonight," and..."Grandma's Uterus," which must be heard to be believed. Jun 3, 2007
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GOLDEN ERA OF NOVELTY SONGS 1020: This show celebrates the Golden Era of Novelty Hit Singles...the years from 1956 to 1966, when more than 200 novelty singles hit the Top 100, and were often heard on Top 40 radio stations (all day long, not just in the morning!) Along with all-time hits we have some very unusual and interesting items that have never been on the show before. The bonus tracks include more Golden Era novelty hits, some of which are politically incorrect by today's standards. May 16, 2010
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Golden Globe Award, You're the One that I Want, Day After Tomorrow's World, Acne Blues, Old Trust, To Be or not to Be Babe, Brush up Your Shakespeare, Shtiggy Boom, Laughing Louie, Sin, I Get High by Going Down, Clark & Lois, Carmen Miranda, Chinese Nights, Chinese Rhythm Jan 28, 1979
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GOOD-BYE REAGAN: Wappin', Neutron Dance, Strange Bedfellows, Flackman & Reagan, Ronnie Reagan Rag, Reaganomics, Rapmaster Ronnie, Reagan Speaks for Himself, World is Mine, Ronnie's Rap, I Forget, Contra Rap, Touch Yourself Jan 15, 1989
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GRAHAM CHAPMAN INTERVIEW (part 2): Eating Food, Life Men Candy and Paree, Liberty Bell March, Oscar Wilde and Friends, Medical Love Song, Farewell to John Denver, No No Song, the Fisherman Sep 21, 1980
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Great Bell, Who is it, Idiot Song, Nincompoops Have All the Fun, Everybody Wants to be an Art Director, Trail of the Lonesome Pine, Hog Killing Day, Stuck on You, Please Mr. Gravedigger, Hot Rod Race Navy Style, Floating Kidney, Go in and out the Window, Teach me Tiger, You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, Who's on First Feb 15, 1976
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GREEN 0811: St. Patrick's Day, the spring equinox, and Easter, all in the same week! It's enough to turn the Dr. Demento Show green, and that's exactly what happens. Mar 16, 2008
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GREEN 9611: Choppin' Broccoli, Ballad of Gumby, Green Garden Hose, It's Not Easy Being Green Mar 17, 1996
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GROUCHO MARX: Ode to Weird Al, Little Bit Late, We Love Barney Fife, Mah-na-ma-na, I'm Against It, Dr. Hackenbush Aug 18, 2002
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GROUCHO TRIBUTE 0733: Thirty years ago August 19, just three days after Elvis Presley died, we lost another great entertainer, Groucho Marx. Our half-hour tribute to Groucho features the best-loved songs from his movies along with his long-unavailable “Funniest Song In The World,” heard in its entirety. Another highlight is “Dementia Revolution,” which pays tribute to the whole recent history of funny music. Aug 19, 2007
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GUITARS 0740:This week we celebrate the guitar. We wouldn’t have rock ‘n roll without the guitar. Did you realize that the guitar is one of our culture’s true hermaphrodites? Its body is obviously, lasciviously feminine...but the neck is just as clearly phallic...just look at any hard rock guitarist on stage and that’s so obvious. This show also features the classic “Moose Turd Pie” and various musico-sexual adventures. Oct 7, 2007
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HAIR 0929: A very hairy show this week, featuring an hour of songs about that stuff that grows out of our heads (or used to, anyway). Also featured: four songs about teeth and dentists, three about Harry Potter, and one about nuclear waste (complete with explosion). Jul 19, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #1 Oct 23, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #1 0842: Here's Part One of our annual two-part fright festival...a whole show full of spooky tunes and scary melodies to trick and treat your mind (with a brief time out for Weird Al's birthday, and his brand new song). Rarities include the original "Carmen Miranda's Ghost" and Bobby Pickett's "The Monster Swim," plus a special set of "ghosts from Halloweens past" recorded in the 1930s. Oct 19, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #1 0942: Here's the first of our two Halloween specials for 2009, featuring all-time favorite "spooky tunes and scary melodies." Notice the exciting new versions of "I Put A Spell On You" and "Haunted House." The bonus tracks are mostly from the early days of rock 'n roll and include several rare items never before heard on the show. Oct 18, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #1 1143: Vampires, spiders, and other creepy creatures take the stage in part one of our Halloween spectacular for 2011 -- two and a half hours of spooky tunes and scary melodies. Rarities include Bob Guy's "Dear Jeepers," an early Frank Zappa production. This show is rated PG-13. Oct 22, 2011
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HALLOWEEN #2 Oct 30, 2005
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HALLOWEEN #2 0843: Here's Part Two of our annual Halloween festival. Segment One features Halloween-type songs from (or inspired by) TV and the movies. Ghosts, goblins, zombies, werewolves, a werecow, and many other frightening friends are saluted before we arrive at our traditional last dance, the Monster Mash. Oct 26, 2008
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HALLOWEEN #2 0943: Here we go with Dr. Demento's Big Halloween Party For 2009 Part Two. This week we have an All-Time All-Halloween Top Ten Countdown! By popular demand we have brought back the original version of "Carmen Miranda's Ghost," with the castanets. This week's Bonus Tracks include over 30 minutes of rare Halloween blasts from the past, including the earliest recording of "Psycho," and a song by Johnny Legend, co-writer of "Pencil Neck Geek." Oct 25, 2009
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HALLOWEEN #2 1243: Here's Round Two of our Halloween blast for 2012. Lots of hits from the catacombs plus new scary tunes (including two more tracks from "Eduardo O'Lantern" by TV's Kyle, the best new Halloween release I've heard this year). The show is PG-13; there's a bonus track that isn't. Note #1: the Top Ten for October airs next weekend. Note #2: I've tried not to duplicate last year's Halloween shows too much; those are still streamable right here at www.drdemento.com. Oct 27, 2012
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HALLOWEEN (part 1): Look Out There's a Monster Coming, Someone Ate the Baby, Too Young to Date, Aren't Women Wonderful, Congo, Letter from Jeepers, Spooky Weirdness, Don't Be a Singer, Good Advice, Wagner's Ring in One Minute, Cemetery Girls Oct 26, 1980
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HALLOWEEN 06 Part 2: Part Two of our two-part Halloween special features an all-new interview with Mr. Monster Mash himself, Bobby "Boris" Pickett, along with lots more spooky tunes, scary melodies and haunted hits like "I'm Gonna Dig Up Howlin' Wolf," "Cemetery Girls," and "I Want My Baby Back." Oct 29, 2006
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