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The Official World Wide Dr. Demento Streaming Site
"I'm Dr. Demento and I approve of this Web Site"
Dr. Demento brings MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right to your home via the Internet.
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An exciting, thrilling and invigorating Internet stream for high powered entertainment . . fast-moving music with brilliant lyrics ...up-to-the-minute topical humor plus the funny songs you treasure from the past...the Dr. Demento Show is your ticket to whimsical, laughably absurd entertainment!

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Join the Demento Online Club's crusade for better, mind numbing ear-candy while enjoying MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right in your home via the Internet. Dr. Demento presents a NEW show each week, commercial free from the fabulous studio close to the famous "Smogberry trees." Find your favorite shows from the past and present, in high quality 128Kbps stereo for club members!


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Tain't no Sin to Take Off Your Skin, Let it All Hang Out, Popcorn Song, I'll Be Glad When You're Dead, Since They Stole the Spittoon, I'm Twisting Loops in Pretzels, Desert Blues, Bury Me in my Shades, I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None of this Jelly Roll, Sidewalk Surfing Oct 5, 1975
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Take me out to the Bull Fight, Pass the Udder Udder, Singing in the Bathtub, Let me Call you Sweetheart, Almost Degraded, Uncle Josh in a Chinese Laundry, They're Here, Cheddaranian National Anthem, Martian March, The Seat may Still be up, Spam, It's a Gas, Rubber Biscuit Aug 24, 1975
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TED KNIGHT INTERVIEW: Shaving Cream, Old Sow Song, Rutabaga Boogie, Bean, Alley-Oop, Too Old to Cut the Mustard, Cookies Pie and Cake, Junk Food Junkie, Grind, Chicken Fat, Hi Guys, I'm in Love with Barbara Walters, Ballad of Boris Piloris, Impossible, SDSU Blues, Charlie Brown, Ballad of Irving Mar 14, 1976
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TELEVISION: Schweepies, Penguin On The T.V., Vanna, Pick Me A Letter, Tele-Vee-Shun, Frank's 2000" TV, We Love Barney Fife, Hey Captain Jack! Jul 9, 2006
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Temptation, Fish, Barnacle Bill, Golden Gridiron Boy, Close To You, Wong Song, What it Was Was Football Nov 24, 1974
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Temptation, I Like You You're Silly, Zulu Drake, Rubber Room, Pink Elephants, Martian Gin, Shine, Little Man, I Fall Down and Go Boom, In a Mist, Wonderful Wonderful, Tiger Moan, Whatcha Gonna Do When There Ain't no Jazz, Avocado (MONO ONLY) May 19, 1974
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Thanksgiving Nov 20, 2005
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THANKSGIVING 06: Eat, darling, Eat! Once again it's Thanksgiving time on the Dr Demento show, with a half hour of songs for our most over-nutritious holiday. Adam Sandler, Benny Bell and Stan Freberg are among those presenting comedic toasts this time around. Other highlights include "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" by Groucho Marx, a rare Mel Blanc track, and Eric Schwartz's trenchant tribute to our past and present Presidents, "Clinton Got a B***job". Nov 19, 2006
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THANKSGIVING 0746: We celebrate Thanksgiving with songs and comedy about the Pilgrims, family reunions, and food....lots and lots of food. We also have a tribute to our dear friend Earl Bennett, who portrayed "Sir Frederic Gas" with Spike Jones' City Slickers; Earl passed away on October 4. And don't miss Sudden Death's take on modern day horror films, "Blood, Guts and Boobs." Nov 18, 2007
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THANKSGIVING 0947: Here's our Happy Thanksgiving show for 2009. We celebrate the consumption of turkey and other festive foods...but we also remember that other meaning of the word "turkey" to denote a movie, play or song that is extremely bad. To that end, we bring back this week the Audio Torture Chamber, a feature some listeners might remember from the 1980s. We visit the Chamber at the end of each segment (except the last one). Notable among the bonus tracks is "Turkish Delight," a 1932 British comedy record spoofing the cultural traditions of Baghdad and other Middle Eastern localities. (Warning: politically incorrect). Nov 22, 2009
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THANKSGIVING 1047: Here's our show for Thanksgiving 2010. We celebrate turkeys - the edible kind and the musical kind. Also on the menu are more songs about food, and a new song by the exceedingly eminent Mr. Stan Freberg and his wife Hunter. Some naughty words here and there ("Beer Nuts," "Have a Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas," "In Old Mexico," "Food!"). Nov 20, 2010
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THANKSGIVING 1246: Our Thanksgiving show has music and comedy for the holiday, and also some musical turkeys for Turkey Day - songs so bad they're hilarious! Many of them are new to the show this year. Also, some new Jonathan Coulton and (in the bonus tracks) Stephen Lynch. Language is PG-13, except for the bonus tracks. Nov 17, 2012
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THANKSGIVING 9947: Thanksgiving Song, Goose For my Girl, Please Don't Go Topless Mother, Rudy Rudy, 500 Miles, Charliesomething, Serenade to a Jerk, Take An Indian To Lunch, Viagra in the Waters Nov 21, 1999
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THANKSGIVING/DICKIE GOODMAN TRIBUTE: Circular Impression, When I Was a Lad, Berlin Top 10, Talking Interface Blues, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant Nov 19, 1989
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THANKSGIVING/HANUKKAH 1347: This year Thanksgiving falls on the same day as the start of Hanukkah. It's a once-in-a-lifetime event (literally) and we celebrate with eleven Demented songs for each holiday, alternating with each other! Rated PG-13 (one f-word). Nov 23, 2013
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THANKSGIVING/MUSICAL TURKEYS: I Want Your Socks, Walking in my Winter Underwear, PMS/EGO, Take an Indian to Lunch, I Eat Kids, Mack the Knife, Vampire Frogs, Chopping Broccoli, I Don't Have the Hair, M-80, A Goose for my Girl, Turkey Day Blues, Alice's Restaurant Nov 25, 1990
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THANKSGIVING/TURKEYS 1147: Here's our Thanksgiving show for 2011...a dozen songs inspired by the holiday, plus some **real** turkeys - some of the worst songs in all the Demento Archives! This show also has a very special treat -- a Tom Lehrer performance recorded for his "Evening Wasted with Tom Lehrer" album in 1959, but left off that album and never heard since then, until now! (Note 1: for a different group of Thanksgiving songs, including Stan Freberg and Arlo Guthrie classics, check out our show dated 11-20-10. Note 2: one new song in this show has lots of Bad Words. We wish George Carlin were still around to hear it, in fact). Nov 19, 2011
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The Air Battle, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Purple Haze, Freckle Song Nov 17, 1974
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THE BEATLES: More Beatle parody's, Pop Hates the Beatles, Beatle Rap, Three different versions of I Want To Hold Your Hand, R Is For Ringo, The Beatles Barber and A day In The Life by Whimsical Will Feb 6, 1994
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THE BOBS INTERVIEW: Good Morning Bluebird, Take off Your Clothes, Music Sex & Cookies, Pac-Man Fever, Epithets, Turbo Noise Hair Clippers, 99 Dead Baboons, Giant Robot Store, Helter Skelter, Sounds of Sinus, Army Careers Jan 9, 2005
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THE D-POD:0731 Shuffle rides again! Hilarious hits and forgotten funnies from throughout the Demento Archives, picked at random from a database containing virtually all the songs ever played in the Dr Demento show’s nearly 37-year history. Aug 5, 2007
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The Frozen Logger, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Broadway New York Song Jan 12, 1975
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THE FUNNY 25 (1990) ON KLSX Dec 30, 1990
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THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007
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The FUNNY 25 of 1981! Dec 27, 1981
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THE GRAMMYS: Eat It, No Respect, Dr. Death, I live there, Diarrhea Mustache Feb 1, 2004
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THE LAST THURSDAY NIGHT,With Steven Segal: The Farewell poem, Ling Ting Tong, The Chicken Song (MONO ONLY) Apr 29, 1971
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THE MANHATTAN TRANSFER: Max from the Income Tax, She Had to Go and Lose it at the Astor, Psychedelic Love, Java Jive, Hot Rod Race, Tiger Rag, Old MacDonald Had a Farm, Freckle Song, Screamin' Meemies from Planet X Apr 20, 1975
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THE RETURN OF THE TOP TEN! 0804: Here they are, the hottest and coolest demented hits for January. Other topics include TV, electronic gaming and exercise. Hard to find items include "I Bent My Assagai", the original complete British version (a truncated version was issued in the USA as "Zulu Drake"). Also included is an unedited cut of "Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys, remixed in stereo by Jeff Morris. Jan 27, 2008
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THE TOONS INTERVIEW (part 2): Azusa, It's not Nice to Fool Mother Nature, Mountain Oysters, Rock Lobster, The Can't of Can't, Can Broadway do Without Me?, Oh Didn't He Ramble, Sixpence, Shaving Cream, Hockey Sock Rock, Song of the Masochist Feb 3, 1980
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THE TOP 10 MOST REQUESTED ARTISTS from THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW up to 1993 This show showcases the most requested artists over the first 20 years of The Dr. Demento show Jul 18, 1993
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The Trouble with Harry, Cincinnati Dancing Pig, Etiquette Blues, Blazing Saddles, Born to be Wild, Life Gets Teejus Don't It, Put the Bone In, I'm the Urban Spaceman Mar 23, 1975
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THE WORLD 1340: The world is our subject - songs with "world" in the title. Plus - why "The Fox" might be so popular, and a very Demented and brilliant entertainer called Brian Kenney Fresno. Note: this show is racier than usual, with a few f-words and other candid language...but nothing truly nasty (except for the bonus track!) Oct 5, 2013
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THE YEAR 1980 1104: This week we remember 1980. It was a vintage year for Dementia - "Existential Blues," "Another One Rides the Bus," Barnes & Barnes' first album, the first-ever comedy rap record, and a whole lot more. In the second hour of this show we bring back some of the year's biggest Demented hits and some long-forgotten favorites. Note: "The Rodeo Song" is the unexpurgated original, and "Never Be Rude To An Arab" has some ethnic and racial slurs used for totally satiric purposes. Jan 22, 2011
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THE YEAR 1981 1108: Here's our salute to 1981, another titanic year in the Land of Dementia. Listed below (starting with "Yoda") are some of the many all-time Demented hits that debuted on the show that year. And...as we kiss goodbye to Valentine season, we have some anti-Valentine songs for you (like "One More Minute" and "#2 On You"). NOTE: The bonus tracks this week are not recommended for children...lots of explicit language and content. Feb 19, 2011
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THE YEAR 1982 1115: We bring back 1982 with two dozen songs and performances from that vintage year, including some we haven't played in a quarter century. Also featured: breasts, nuclear emergencies, breakup songs, the "Friday" thing, the late Roger Abbott, and the equally late Elizabeth Taylor. Explicit language: Zucker, Pesci, the Nails. Apr 9, 2011
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THE YEAR 1983 1119: We salute the year 1983...the year of Monty Python's last feature film and "Weird Al" Yankovic's first album, plus a whole lot more top-drawer Dementia. Note #1 - For more Mother's Day songs, see our shows dated 5/9/2010, 5/10/09 or the second Sunday in May of many other years. Note #2: The death of Osama bin Laden occurred after this show was completed; this will be duly commemorated on our next show, uploading Saturday, May 14. May 7, 2011
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THE YEAR 1984 1123: We salute the demented songs of 1984. Weird Al's big breakthrough year is also memorable for "The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun," "99 Dead Baboons," "The Curly Shuffle" and more enduring Demented hits. We also salute the songs of acne, and "Barney Google" sent me off on a stream of consciousness which I share with a bit of trepidation. We're rated PG this week. Jun 4, 2011
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THE YEAR 1986 1132: We salute the year 1986 - "Polka Dot Undies," Weird Al's "Polka Party" and lots of non-polkas including "Life in the Slaw Lane," "Ukrainian Uranium Bread" and the year's #1 song, "Rock Me Jerry Lewis." New stuff this week includes the Dr D debut of Cirque du SoWhat's audacious & amazing second album. Aug 6, 2011
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THE YEAR 1987 1138: We timewarp to 1987 this week. Truly a vintage year, with the debuts of "Star Trekkin'," "Boot to the Head," three (very) different Demented spinoffs of the Beastie Boys' "Licensed to Ill," and a whole lot more. To round out the flashback, the Dr. has also included some long-forgotten 1987 items that were played only a time or two back then. We'll also hear a few rousing sea chanteys for Talk Like a Pirate Day. Sep 17, 2011
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THE YEAR 1988 1142: We mine the demented riches of the year 1988, the year of Nine Coronas, Spock Rap, Weird Al's Even Worse album and lots more...also some edgy new things (parental guidance suggested!), "Pink Beret March" (for the end of Don't Ask - Don't Tell), "I Hate Banks" (for the protestors), and some variations on "Mule Train." Oct 15, 2011
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THE YEAR 1988: No Anchovies Please, Now I am a Hippie Again, Cowgirl Song, Trail Tip Song, Elderly Man River, Ralph Spoilsport, Particle Man, Hey Roger, Doctor in the Tardis, Spock Rap, Way You Make me Squeal, My Girlfriend is Inflatable, Contra Rap, Fat, Wild Thing, Reefer Song, Girls Don't Fart Jun 27, 1999
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THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 1): The Doc rings in the new year of 1978 with an hour of demented 78 rpm records...including one by the Beatles! Jan 8, 1978
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THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 2): A few more old 78's plus some brand new stuff for 1978, and the first top ten of 1978. Jan 8, 1978
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THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005
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This is a special show for "Weird Al" Yankovic fans...along with his latest song "You're Pitiful" (which had to be dropped from his forthcoming album for legal reasons) we'll hear, in its entirety as he recorded it in 1976 at age 16, the first Alfred Yankovic song ever played on the air, "Belvedere Cruisin'." The latter is part of a full hour of songs that were big on the Dr Demento show in the year 1976, including "Stardrek," "Disco Tech" and "Junk Food Junkie." Jun 25, 2006
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TIM CAVANAGH INTERVIEW: Declaration of Independence, Plastic Jesus, Music in my Soup, Fred Astaire tribute, Jackie Gleason tribute, Muffin Man, Mildred our Choir Director, Dead Hamster, I Wanna Kiss her Butt, Iran Scam, Muskrat Gloves, I Want Your Sox, Beer Nuts, Let's Talk Dirty in Hawaiian Jun 28, 1987
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Tobacco Jan 8, 2006
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TOBACCO 0818: The topic this week is tobacco. It smells bad, and there's a lot of evidence that it's bad for us...but some of us love it, a lot more of us seem to need it, and there are a whole lot of funny songs and comedy bits about tobacco. We'll smoke some of the best ones on this show. **We're starting a new feature with this show...from now on each Dr. Demento Show available for streaming at www.drdemento.com will contain a BONUS SEGMENT -- 10 minutes or more of songs that are **not** included on this week's radio show. These bonus segments will feature some of our most requested, hardest-to-find songs from waaay back in the Demento Archives.** May 4, 2008
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TOBACCO 1331: Tobacco...the smoke may be noxious but the songs are funny! This show has a tall stack of 'em, plus the Pachelbel Rant, the Classical Rap (it's really about living large in NYC) and four songs about smut. Plus, by popular demand, some Bonus Tracks (adults only!) Aug 3, 2013
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TODD RUNDGREN SPOTLIGHT: We are Dead, Foghorn Leghorn, Jimbo, I Snorted my Cat, I Don't Like, God's Own Drunk, Onomotopoeia, Lockjaw, The Way You Make Me Squeal Mar 6, 1988
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TOM LEHRER 1015: We celebrate the release (April 13, 2010) of "The Tom Lehrer Collection," a CD-DVD double disc set. The DVD contains the only known extended footage of Lehrer in concert, in Oslo in 1967. This show also includes such hard-to-find faves as "The Raccoon Song," "Roast Chicken Faces" and "There's A Hole In The Iron Curtain" plus a recent track by Joe "Shaddup You Face" Dolce. The bonus tracks feature a half dozen of our most requested R- and X-rated items, uncensored - parental guidance suggested. Apr 11, 2010
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 1: Elderly Man River, Big Butt, Cup Cakes, Touch Yourself, MC Hammer, I Saw Elvis Dressed as Santa Claus, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, Merry Minuet Nov 17, 1991
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 2: An Axl Christmas, Give Yourself a Hand, Lirty Dies, Philadelphia Lawyer, Electro Bash 1991, Beam Me up Scotty, Be Prepared, Teeny Tiny, Gunslinger, Stepped in What? Nov 24, 1991
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TOM LEHRER INTERVIEW PART 3: Wreck the Halls, We Need a Little Hanukkah, I'm Too Sexy, Right Said Fred, Remember Pearl Harbor, I Got Loaded, Silent E, You Don't Bring Me..., It's a Gas Dec 1, 1991
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TOM LEHRER'S 50TH BIRTHDAY (part 2): The Elements, Salt, Cohen on the Telephone, Hello This Isn't Anna, Interview Wasted with Tom Lehrer, Gall in the Family Fare, Titties & Beer, Son of Irving, Your Love is Like Nuclear Waste, Looky Loos, Do the Orbit Apr 9, 1978
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TOM T-BONE STANKUS INTERVIEW: Fish, Mrs. Jaws, The Song with the Names of Singers in It, Libra, Frank, T-Bone Talkin' Woman, The Day I Met Mr. Peanut, Seduced, I Ain't Got Nobody, It's Still Billy Joel to Me, Let's Make A Dope Deal, Harv Kirshner Mar 22, 1981
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Too Fat Polka, Stationary Type Song, Timothy, Pizza Song, Gooey Duck Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, Cranky Old Yank Feb 9, 1975
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Top 20 1974: the year's biggest songs plus extras! Dec 29, 1974
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Top 25 2001 Dec 30, 2001
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Top 25 songs of 1986 Dec 28, 1986
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Top 50 1976 (#25 to #1) - closing theme is missing Jan 2, 1977
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TOP TEN 0808: The Top Ten rides again as we bring you the hottest and coolest for February. Other highlights include Victor Borge's "Inflationary Language" ("They were very proud of the fact that their fivefathers had been among the creninetors of the American Constithreetion"), the Fools "Psycho Chicken"and Deryl Dodd's delightfully risque "New Tony Lamas." Feb 24, 2008
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TOP TEN 0813: The Top Ten for March 2008...together with the three P's -- pianos, pizzas and penises. (Also pixies, and Pittsburg). Mar 30, 2008
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TOP TEN 0817: It's Top Ten time once again, featuring the hottest and coolest Demented hits of April 2008. A nice mix of old and new things this time. In our first hour we play the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game, and also celebrate road kill, and the things and people that exist next door to us...plus a song that Bob Dylan gets credit for discovering, that he almost certainly heard for the first time on the Dr Demento show. Apr 27, 2008
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TOP TEN 0821: Here's the Top Ten for May 2008 - along with the debut of Whimsical Will's 23rd annual Summer Movie Spectacular! We have satires on the presidential candidates, today's cinema, and that Miley Cyrus photo shoot. Our special bonus segment for online listeners only features songs inspired by commercials from the 50's to our own time. May 25, 2008
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TOP TEN 0826: It's Top Ten time again...and the Fourth of July is drawing near, so we have a stack of songs about America. Hard-to-find items include "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" and "Guns Made America Great." There's also a new song about gas prices, "Pain At The Pump." Jun 29, 2008
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TOP TEN 0830: Here's our Top Ten for July, plus a plethora of pleasures old and new, including Lily Allen's scandalous new protest song. "Rarities By Request" includes a "Valley Girl" spoof from 1982 and the original 1950s version of "Beans" ("I love my beans, better than chicken or turnip greens.") Jul 27, 2008
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TOP TEN 0835: Here's our Top Ten for August 2008...and since Sept.1 falls on a Monday, it's Labor Day weekend too. This show features several all-time Labor Day favorites, including "The Bricklayer's Story" and "Working Where the Sun Don't Shine" (the colo-rectal surgeon's song). We also salute the man who works the hardest on Labor Day, Mr. Jerry Lewis...we have a short interview with Mike Elliott, whose 1986 Demented hit "Rock Me Jerry Lewis" is the ultimate telethon tribute. We also spin a very rare and hilarious Martin Mull item, and say a fond goodbye to "Engineer Bill" Stulla, who died this week at age 97. Aug 31, 2008
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TOP TEN 0839: Our online only "Rarities By Requests" set is worth your special attention this week. "A Tale of the Ticker," one of the few truly amusing songs about the stock market, was recorded in September 1929 just before the s**t in the fan for the biggest Wall Street dump of all time (so far!) Also featured is that timeless epic of backwoods automotive seduction, "Larry, Move Your Hand" and a primer on averting DWI problems, "Backwards XYZ's". I haven't even mentioned those four songs in a row about New Jersey, and the ones about Sarah Palin. And yes, the Top Ten for September is here. Sep 28, 2008
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TOP TEN 0904: Here's our first monthly Top Ten for 2009! Other treats include a salute to Damaskas' Copycat Corner from 1979, prompted by a new book following the same M.O....and, in our online-only bonus segment, a track from each of the five albums nominated for the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording this year. Jan 25, 2009
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TOP TEN 0908: This week we salute the variable nature of friendship and un-friendship, the city of Los Angeles, cannabis, a new cult film and an old one, and -- of course -- the Top Ten for February. Our bonus segment features nine, count 'em, nine rare Spike Jones tracks. Feb 22, 2009
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TOP TEN 0913: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus lots more treats for discerning Dementites, including songs about bad hair, the Wild West, sniffles and sneezes, and Grandma. We have a special tribute to the late Alan Livingston, who signed the Beatles to Capitol Records and revitalized Frank Sinatra's career...but we focus on his contributions to the Golden Era of children's records, 1946-52, when among other things he invented the character of Bozo the Clown, and co-wrote "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat." Our bonus segment features three multi-part Golden Era kids' records, running about 12 minutes each. Also note that for online listeners only, "Existential Blues" is heard here in the original, slightly longer version. Mar 29, 2009
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TOP TEN 0917: It's Top Ten Time for April 2009! This show also features a few songs for Earth Day (a bit late, but we should celebrate all year long, right?), a new topical tune by novelty record king Gary Paxton (producer of the original "Monster Mash"), and, in our online-only section, some rare items from past Dr Demento Basement Tapes CD's. (Reminder: past Basement Tapes CD's are available - but to current, paid-up members of the Demento Society only). Apr 26, 2009
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TOP TEN 0922: Here's the Top Ten for May 2009, plus a big bunch of requests, and a little Poetry Corner too. The bonus segment features several newish songs we can't play on radio (parental discretion suggested, especially for the last two). May 31, 2009
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TOP TEN 0926: Our Top Ten show for June also features some excellent new songs. Baldbox is a collaboration between Rob Balder and "ShoEboX" from Worm Quartet. Bongo Riders is led by Doug Forman, a founder of The Fools ("Psycho Chicken.") Plus - we have seven songs in a row about ducks. The online-only portion features some early comedy rap songs, some of them not heard for a decade or more. Jun 28, 2009
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TOP TEN 0930: Here's the Top Ten for July 2009, complete with a brand new Barnes & Barnes song. Other highlights include a hot new song about the Gauntlet arcade game ("Kill the Enemies"), a new expanded version of Lemon Demon's song about the reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes, and lots of boobs and butts. Among the bonus tracks, the last two songs are about a strong PG-13. Jul 26, 2009
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TOP TEN 0935: Here's the Top Ten for August 2009, plus a variety of other delights new and old. The bonus tracks segment this week is devoted to comedy songs about Christianity (warning - unorthodox attitudes!) and features songs from the new CD compilation "The Best of Blasphemy" along with the uncensored "Religion and Politics." (The bleeped version is in the radio show). Aug 30, 2009
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TOP TEN 0939: Here's the Top Ten for September. Also featured: Weird Al's "My Bologna," in honor of its 30th anniversary, colorful pills, little babies in peril, the late punk poet and basketball diarist Jim Carroll, and (by semi-popular request) songs from Dr. Demento's iPod, i.e. some of the things he listens to when he's not listening to funny music. Sep 27, 2009
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TOP TEN 0944: Here's our Top Ten show for October 2009. This show also has our more or less annual salute to hunting, and three memorial tributes (Vic Mizzy, Capt. Lou Albano, and Soupy Sales) which is sad but also lots of fun. The Bonus Tracks include some real rarities...Jimmie Cross' rarely heard followup to "I Want My Baby Back," early efforts from Ray Stevens and Sly Stone (one of the Stewart Brothers) - each of these artists made records for almost a decade before finding real success - and an alternate version of Captain Lou Albano's rousing theme song. Nov 1, 2009
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TOP TEN 0948 : The snow is flying (at least somewhere) and here comes our Salute to Winter for 2009, along with the Top Ten for November and a little excursion to Neverland (that is, eight songs with the word "never" in the title). Bonus tracks include ski and snowboarding songs along with actor Crispin Glover's outlandish cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Nov 29, 2009
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TOP TEN 1005: Here's our first Top Ten countdown of 2010. Lots of requests this week as well, along with some very colorful debuts such as "The Ballad of Dildo the Clown." Also note the three potato songs in the first hour. More rarities by request in the bonus tracks. Jan 31, 2010
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TOP TEN 1009: The Top Ten for February 2010...plus a bunch of hot new stuff, a little venture into 1960s psychedelia, our two most popular "My Sharona" parodies (R.I.P. Doug Fieger) and three songs (not all together) featuring "false bass" voices. The bonus segment has something special: the original, uncensored Canadian recording of the "Crepitation (farting) Contest," in a newly received copy with much better sound quality than any others we have heard. Feb 28, 2010
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TOP TEN 1013: Here's the Top Ten for March 2010. Rarities this week include Beatrice Kay's pioneering ode to insanity, "Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away" (with the man in the little white coat), and Arbogast & Ross with their 1958 spoof on Top 40 radio. The bonus tracks include several 1930's songs relating to marijuana, plus "Cocktails for Two" before Spike Jones got hold of it. Mar 28, 2010
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TOP TEN 1017: Here's the Top Ten for April 2010. Also notable: one of Spike Jones' rarest recordings, a 1932 song about the Great Depression (with political implications), a tribute to Malcolm McLaren, and a souvenir EP of the 1981 Roxy Theatre show that first made Pee Wee Herman famous, heard in its entirety on the bonus tracks. Apr 25, 2010
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TOP TEN 1022: Here's the Top Ten for May 2010. New songs include Robert Lund & Spaff's Beatles parody about the George Rekers scandal, Nuclear Bubble Wrap's Pokemon double-entendre, and Thin Ice's funny-sweet chronicle of vinyl vs. mp3. The bonus tracks have more new stuff, with four-letter words and other indiscretions - parental discretion advised! May 29, 2010
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TOP TEN 1026: The Top Ten for June is upon us! We also check out Ray Stevens' new CD (kind of a new direction for him, lyrically speaking), hear songs inspired by the 1933, 1976 and 2005 "King Kong" films, and say goodbye to Jimmy Dean. Bonus tracks (rated PG-13 this week) include England's Lily Allen and Chicago's Duck Logic. Jun 26, 2010
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TOP TEN 1031: Here's the Top Ten for July 2010...along with the original "Boobs a Lot," "Serenade to a Maid" (with rude noises), and the extra-legendary Will Rogers. Bonus tracks include "Harry's Jockstrap" unbleeped, and some funny songs about sexually transmitted diseases (there are funny songs about virtually everything on Earth). Jul 31, 2010
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TOP TEN 1035: Here's the Top Ten for August 2010. Other highlights include a stack of laughing records, from Satchmo to Elvis, a couple of songs in lustful English by German retro-crooner Max Raabe, the original "Crazy Mixed Up Song" (aka Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends) and (in the bonus tracks) songs about the logistics of sex (parental guidance suggested). Aug 28, 2010
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TOP TEN 1039: The Top Ten for September, plus more of the two excellent new CD's, by Mike Phirman (Hard & Phirm) and The Amoeba People, both full of highly inventive and original comedy music concepts...and the Dr D debut of the long-lost comedy CD by The State, MTV stars of the mid-1990s. Note: Lots of explicit language on the bonus tracks, and one nawty wurd on "Hey, Mr. Postman." Sep 25, 2010
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TOP TEN 1045: Here's the Top Ten for October 2010, plus new stuff, trash 'n treasures from the Archives, and a bunch of requests. A bit of explicit language/adult content in the second hour. Nov 6, 2010
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TOP TEN 1048: Here's our Top Ten for November - the final Top Ten of 2010. Also on the subject menu are those intimate airport screenings, plus musical instruments, sciences, meat and television. The bonus tracks feature a couple of late 1950s novelty items plus the original "Tubby the Tuba." Nov 27, 2010
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TOP TEN 1105: Here's the first Top Ten of 2011...plus lots of songs about horses (with more in the bonus tracks), a bit of rare Zappa, and (in the bonus tracks) a long-unavailable comedy rap by Dr. Demento himself, with music by Barnes & Barnes. Jan 29, 2011
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TOP TEN 1109: The Top Ten for February, plus songs about Egypt, hair, underwear, happiness, zombies and motorcycles. Explicit and/or controversial content: "Letter in the Mail" and all the bonus tracks. Feb 26, 2011
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TOP TEN 1118: The Top Ten for April, plus one of the first "live" comedy records ever, two 1930s hits that just might contain the "f-word", and some truckin' tunes. For the bonus tracks, some of my grandfather's favorites. Apr 30, 2011
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TOP TEN 1122: Here's the Top Ten for May. Other treats include vintage comedy from the National Jukebox and from the Benny Bell collection of the Judaica Sound Archives at Florida Atlantic University. Some widely scattered cuss words in this show. Note: The next Top Ten will be uploaded Saturday, June 25 (not June 26 as the Doctor says on this show). May 28, 2011
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TOP TEN 1126: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus tracks from Weird Al's new CD, and provocative songs by Mark Silverman, winner of the International Songwriting Competition comedy/novelty category. Explicit language/content: "Titties and Beer," of course, plus the bonus tracks. Jun 25, 2011
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TOP TEN 1131: The Top Ten for July 2011, plus excursions to Scat Vocal Land, Meat Land, Grannyland and the Land of Songs about Labor Unions -- not to mention Hogwarts. No additional charge! Jul 30, 2011
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TOP TEN 1135: Here's the Top Ten for August 2011. Also running: babies, butchers, tangos, schools, cellphones, French toast and wieners. Aug 27, 2011
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TOP TEN 1139: Here's the Top Ten for September 2011, plus lots of requests (several of which sent me diving into the Archives for songs on similar topics, as you'll notice!) There's a Spike Jones track I've never played before. Sep 24, 2011
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TOP TEN 1145: The Top Ten for October, plus the winners of the first annual Logan Whitehurst Memorial Awards for excellence in comedy music. (Weird Al and I were among the judges). Also some hot new stuff (They Might Be Giants, Tony Goldmark, Tom Waits), a 109-year-old record of "Bill Bailey Won't You Please Come Home" (sounds darn good, considering) and lots of requests. Nov 5, 2011
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TOP TEN 1204: The first Top Ten of 2012...plus lots of Dr. Demento debuts, some nifty requests, and a tribute to Etta James, Johnny Otis and Jimmy Castor (R.I.P.) Explicit language and content this week. Jan 28, 2012
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TOP TEN 1208: Here's the Top Ten for February, plus a big stack of songs about breakfast...ham, eggs (green and otherwise), hot cakes and sausage, and lots of Bacon! The Louis C.K. bit has numerous explicit expletives, and there are a few more of those elsewhere. Feb 25, 2012
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TOP TEN 1213: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus a mess of surprises including Barnes & Barnes' rare "Anniversary Song," as written and performed for our 15th anniversary (1985) with Weird Al on accordion...salutes to Mad Men and Batman, old movies and psycho chickens. Language alert: expletives on Top Ten songs #2 and #3. Mar 31, 2012
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TOP TEN 1217: Here's the Top Ten for April 2012, plus songs for galactic hitchhikers, mammary fanciers and lots more. This show is rated PG (a little coarse language, nothing too nasty) except for the last segment (after the Top Ten) which is Adults Only. Apr 28, 2012
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TOP TEN 1221: Here's the Top Ten for May 2012, plus some neat new stuff, Martin & Lewis's first record, and two more rare items by the late George "Goober" Lindsey. Rated PG for a little innuendo, and one s-word (on Top Ten song #2). The final song, after the Top Ten, is for adults only. May 26, 2012
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TOP TEN 1230: Here's the Top Ten for July. The rest of the show is kind of free-form, roaming all over the musical universe just like I used to do! Language: PG-13; incidental expletives on "Snortin' Up the Bath Salts" and "Dirty Old Man." Jul 28, 2012
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TOP TEN 1239: Here's the Top Ten for September...plus some political jousting, new songs from Randy Newman and South Park, a Zappa rarity (by The Penguins) and two bonus tracks for very broad-minded adults only! (Aside from those, this show is PG-13 as usual). Sep 29, 2012
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TOP TEN 1244: The Top Ten for October, plus one last blast of election songs, the earliest known surviving American recording (1878) and a Hurricane Sandy song. This show rated PG-13. Nov 3, 2012
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TOP TEN 1248: The Top Ten for November 2012, plus some Larry Hagman rarities, lots of requests and not one single Christmas song. (We'll have plenty of those next week!) PG-13 (except for the bonus tracks). Dec 1, 2012
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TOP TEN 1304: Here's our first Top Ten of 2013, plus songs about apes, rodents, mud sharks, guns, short shorts, and a 1964 single ("Short Dresses") with the future Dr. Demento playing piano. Jan 26, 2013
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TOP TEN 1308: Here's the Top Ten for February. The rest of the show is a free form free-for-all with lots of requests. And if you're grown up and broad-minded, don't miss the bonus track - the uncensored "Shave 'Em Dry." Feb 23, 2013
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TOP TEN 1313: Here's the Top Ten for March 2013, plus a salute to Easter...and that other rite of spring, the opening of baseball season! rated PG-13. Mar 30, 2013
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TOP TEN 1317: The Top Ten for April 2013...plus weed, beer and bondage! Hamsters and tuna fish too. Rated PG-13. Apr 27, 2013
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TOP TEN 1325: The Top Ten for June 2013, plus Superman songs old and new, secret agents, narco agents, Gefilte Joe, Mel Brooks, Lenny Bruce. Jun 22, 2013
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TOP TEN 1330: The Top Ten for July 2013, plus preachers, vampires, freebirds, Beatles, self-flushing toilets and the story of the hootchy-kootchy dance. Jul 27, 2013
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TOP TEN 1339: The Top Ten for September 2013, plus sharks in the ocean, rum and sex in Trinidad, flying Bibles, Bohemian gravity - and a new Dr. Demento vocal rendition of "Shaving Cream." Sep 28, 2013
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TOP TEN 1344: The Top Ten for October, plus early Lou Reed, a few hunting songs, and some super requests. Be sure and hear Adam Donmoyer, he's brilliant. Nov 2, 2013
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TOP TEN 1348: The Top Ten for November (last one of 2013!) plus the return of Mr. Custer (R. I. P. Larry Verne) and the Frontier Psychiatrist. Rated PG-13. Nov 30, 2013
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TOP TEN 1404: The Top Ten for January...plus kiddie record classics, more new snow songs, and some very juicy bonus tracks for grownups only! Jan 25, 2014
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TOP TEN 1408: The Top Ten for February, plus "Legend of the U.S.S. Titanic," Benny Bell trading verses with Dr. D on a 1982 live "Shaving Cream," an anti-Valentine classic and other surprises. Note: three of the Top Ten songs, plus Bo Burnham's "Repeat Stuff," contain the f-word and/or other common indiscretions. Feb 22, 2014
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TOP TEN 1413: The Top Ten for March, plus reefers, chocolate and other addictions, dead skunks and other stinkers, and a quick demented tour of Japan. Mar 29, 2014
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TOP TEN 1417: Sex, food, hockey, and Bunkerville, plus the Top Ten for April 2014. Apr 26, 2014
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TOP TEN 1422: The Top Ten for May, plus beer, barbecue, a trip to Japan, and Godzilla spoofs past and present! May 31, 2014
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TOP TEN 1426: The Top Ten for June, plus lots of requests and other surprises. Parental guidance: The Top Ten has some explicit language, and one of the Logan Awards winners has some irreverent references to established religions. Jun 28, 2014
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TOP TEN 1430: Weird Al's "Mandatory Fun" is Number 1 in Billboard this week...first comedy album to top the chart since "My Son the Nut" in 1963! Will Al top the Top Ten...and what about #2, #3, #4 and #10? Find out on this week's show. Also Frank Gallop, C. W. McCall, Eddie Murphy, Elaine Stritch. Jul 26, 2014
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TOP TEN 1439: The Top Ten for September 2014, plus songs in praise of the posterior, and a couple novelty items from 'way back that I've never played before. Sep 27, 2014
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TOP TEN/1989 1148: The Top Ten for November (last Top Ten of 2011), plus a look back at 1989 (the year of Weird Al's "UHF") and the history of "Sweet Violets" and "Shaving Cream." The #1 song in the Top Ten has explicit language. Nov 26, 2011
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TOP TEN/DEVO SPICE INTERVIEW 1113: The Top Ten for March, plus an interview with Devo Spice celebrating his new CD "Gnome Sane" (he explains what that title means, among other things), a mini-history of acid rock (in memory of Owsley Stanley), and lots of requests and new stuff. A few tracks have explicit content. Mar 26, 2011
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TOP TEN/JULY 4TH 1226: Here's the Top Ten for June, plus some Fourth of July fireworks, Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody in three shades of Dementia, and the unique and remarkable hip-hop of Garden Fresh. Language alert: "Steve Jobs Vs. Bill Gates," a teeny bit on "Elevator," and of course the bonus tracks. Jun 30, 2012
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TOP TEN/MARK COHEN INTERVIEW 1321: The Top Ten for May 2013, plus an interview with Mark Cohen, author of the new Allan Sherman biography Overweight Sensation. Includes rare tapes and fascinating insights about the great song parodist. May 25, 2013
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TOP TEN/PHYLLIS DILLER 1234: The top ten for August, plus an interview with the great Phyllis Diller. Also seven songs with the words "lost my" in the title. Language: PG-13. Aug 25, 2012
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TOTAL NONSENSE: This week a half hour of absolute nonsense. Total nonsense. Hardcore nonsense. Some might say our show is always that way, but with "The Ying Tong Song," "Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga," "Mairzy Doats" and "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)," we definitely achieve nonsense nirvana this week. We'll also salute the 1960s novelty songwriter who recently got to read his own obituary in the papers, and hear the best of Backus back to back. Oct 15, 2006
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TRAINS 0905: All aboard for a show featuring one of Dr. D's favorite topics, trains. (He has been a railfan since age four, when he was in a nursery school overlooking a busy railroad track). Lots of hard to find items, especially in the "Rarities" online bonus segment. Feb 1, 2009
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TRAINS 1312: Send in the drones! Bill "Dead Puppies" Frenzer leads off this week's show with his latest topical tune. Our special topic is near and dear to the Doctor - it's train songs, including "Down By the Station," "The Railroad Comes Through the Middle of the House," and the first-ever "Orange Blossom Special" from 1939. Mar 23, 2013
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TRAINS 9410: Middle of the House, Do the Clinton, One Hen, I'm a Train, Choo Choo Ch'boogie, We're Rocking in the Rest Home, Untie my Ankles, What the Engine Done, Way Down Deep You're Shallow, It's Time for Killing Barney Mar 6, 1994
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TRAINS/BIRTHDAY (part 2): Runaway Train, Fireball Mail, Wreck of the Old '97, What the Engine Done, Birthday Cake Polka, The Garbageman's Daughter, Seven Fathoms Deep, Short Dresses, Root Beer on my Nose, Time Warp, Summertime Blues, Trolley Song Apr 1, 1979
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TRAINS: A Tribute to Nick and Mary Yankovic May 2, 2004
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TRAINS:Dr Demento has been a train buff since boyhood, with some special favorite funny train tunes, "The Railroad Comes Through The Middle Of The House", "Down By The Station", Tiny Tim's long-lost cover of the Doors' "People Are Strange," songs about potatoes, and (by popular demand) "Spliceway to Heaven," where dozens of classic rockers substitute their own vocals for Robert Plant's, one word at a time. Jun 4, 2006
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TRANSFORMED TUNES 0713 familiar songs that are altered for humorous effect…not just the words, but the entire character of the performance is altered for purposes of humor and hilarity. Other highlights include a little Demented April Foolery, two hot new songs about food and two classics about cars, and a tune for Dr. Demento’s birthday (April 2). Apr 1, 2007
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TURKEYS 0847: Our Thanksgiving feast of fun this year features some of our favorite "turkeys" (i.e. songs so bad they're great) along with such holiday favorites as "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song." We also have two tracks from the Bonzo Dog Band's reunion album (their first in 35 years) and some wild garage rock & R&B songs featured by Pittsburgh's radio wild man Mad Mike Metrovich. Nov 23, 2008
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TWO WHEELS 0914: Our topic this week is "Two Wheels" - bicycles and motorcycles. We also revisit baseball, with half an hour of diamond delights not heard on our March 22 show. Our online-only bonus tracks include "Abner the Baseball" by Eddie Lawrence ("The Old Philosopher"), never before heard on our network show, and a baseball bit from 1909, the oldest comedy recording we know of about sports fans. Apr 5, 2009
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VACATION 0933: As summer starts to wind down, here's your chance to go on a virtual vacation. Our second hour features our all time favorite vacation songs, with a special segment on fishing. Also this week: the Dr D debut of The Fuxedos, a band that should appeal to Zappa fans everywhere (but has its own irreverent style), Billy Edd Wheeler's two outhouse odes back to back for the first time, two new songs by the recently reunited Faust & Lewis, and "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to the late and legendary Charles Nelson Reilly. Aug 16, 2009
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VACATION: Beam me up Scotty, Bedrock Rap, 1955, Shaving Cream, Abalone, Pillsbury Cookie Dough, Christmas Season, I Need a Vacation, There's a Baby on the Plane, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Axel F, I Got Crabs from Darth Vader, Dumbledore Aug 7, 2005
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VACATIONS 1334: There are some very funny songs about vacations...and most of them are recaps of vacations just taken. So with vacation season winding down, I figured now's the best time to play 'em. Boobies and elephants enliven our first hour! Aug 24, 2013
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Valentine 06 - Love You Ti-Vo, Love in a Suburu, Valentine's Day Song Feb 12, 2006
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Valentine 0706: Here's our annual Valentine's Day show for '07, with plenty of demented love songs like "Take Off Your Clothes," "I'm In Love With Your Behind" and "Marvin, I Love You" (Marvin the Paranoid Android, that is)...plus new songs for anyone who recently bought a cell phone, tried to give Dad tech support, played paintball or thought Simon Cowell was killing music. Feb 11, 2007
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Valentine 1995 Smallest Thing, Masochism Tango,John and Marsha Feb 12, 1995
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VALENTINE'S DAY 0906: Here's our celebration of Valentine's Day 2009...lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard in awhile. You can also compare our two "kill the wabbit" songs back-to-back, featuring ace impressionists Darrell Hammond (of SNL fame) and Mark McCollum (as Ozzy Fudd). Our bonus segment introduces some worthy newer songs that are a bit too explicit for radio. They are unbleeped here and parental guidance is suggested; the last one is especially explicit. Feb 8, 2009
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1107: Our annual Valentine's show features two dozen Demented love songs - totally different from the ones played last year (Feb. 14, 2010). Feb 12, 2011
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VALENTINE'S DAY 1406: Weird and wonderful love songs for Valentine's Day, plus a Demented salute to the Olympics. Feb 8, 2014
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Valenting with the Birds and Bees 1999 Shaving Cream, Locked in The Closet, Quennel's Mom Feb 14, 1999
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VEGETABLES 1329: This week we celebrate vegetables and those who love them. And fruits too. Beans, bananas, and all the rest. Also starring: aardvarks, spaghetti, and some naughty stuff. Rated PG-13. Jul 20, 2013
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VERNAL EQUINOX 0012: Living in the Fridge, Pedro and Man at the Beach, Sounds of Sinus Mar 19, 2000
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WATER & BUGS: Surfin with Ned & Nelda, In The River, Drip Drip Drip, Pop Hates The Beatles, The Cockaroach That Ate Cincinnati, Creep-The Tragic Roach Sep 22, 1974
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WEATHER: Collector's Items on Milton Berle and Dudley Moore - Buffalo, Yellow Submarine, The L.S. Bumblebee, Goodbyee Apr 21, 2002
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WEIRD AL DARE TO BE STUPID INTERVIEW: Elvis Was a Narc, You Were Speeding, Honeymooner's Rap, Madonna quadrilogy, Like a Surgeon, Shaving Cream, Dead Puppies, Candy Rapper Jun 9, 1985
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WEIRD AL INTERIVEW + THE YEAR 1985 1128: "Weird Al" Yankovic is our guest this week, celebrating "Alpocalypse" and discussing tattoos, technical emergencies and the CIA among other things. Afterward we celebrate 1985, one of the great years in Demented history, with way more hits than I can mention in this blurb. In the bonus tracks, the late Gaye Delorme tells us how he wrote "The Rodeo Song" (and sings it, uncensored)...also, a very lively 1985 backstage interview with Emo Philips. Jul 9, 2011
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW & RECORDS 1429: Here's our Mandatory Fun interview with "Weird Al" Yankovic...plus (in honor of the vinyl revival) a whole lot of historical/hysterical stuff about Records! Rated PG-13 (one song with figurative cattle droppings). Jul 19, 2014
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW FOR 3-D ALBUM: Breaking up is Hard on You, The Spider in the Bath, The Rat, My Baby's Got Rabies, Mental on my Mind, Teenage Lobotomy, Handle with Care, Me and my Goose, Shaving Cream, Eat It Feb 26, 1984
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Baby Take your Teeth out, So Happy, Stevie's Spanking, Boys Just Want to Have Sex, Bertha Butt Boogie, School of Creative Border Crossing, I'm Not Answering the Phone, This is the Life, My Dead Friend Chester, You're Still not Safe in a Japanese Car Nov 25, 1984
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Johnny Zero, Cranky Old Yank, My Radiation, My Girl Passed Out in Her Food, Goodbye Saccharin, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, Dentist Chair Blues, Copycat Corner 2, Food Medley, Gimme Mick Nov 11, 1979
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: songs from the Polka Party album, My Bicycle Tillie, The Test of Love & Sex, Penis Envy, Burger Rap (MONO ONLY) Oct 19, 1986
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: South Park, I Like, Time With Your Wife, Jack the Idiot Dunce, You Don't Love Me Anymore in German, Life's Gonna Suck Jul 18, 1999
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WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: What A Gas, Rick Derringer medley, I Love Rocky Road, Peter the Meter Reader, Plexiglass Toilet, When Lulu's Gone, Big Balls, Ricky Apr 24, 1983
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WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 1...Bang Your Box, Hot Nuts, When Lulu's Gone, Won't Eat Prunes Again, Song of the Prune, Overweight Blues Jun 15, 1980
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WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 2...Damaskas run montage, Bad Boy, Couldn't Get High, Harvest of Love, Dirty Mother for You, You Light up my Life, Star Trip Jun 15, 1980
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WEIRD AL OFF THE DEEP END INTERVIEW: Ren & Stimpy, Mr. Ed, Sam Kinison tribute, Roll Your Leg Over, Bicycle Seat, Let's Keep the Dodgers in Brooklyn, Bill Clinton Song Apr 12, 1992
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WEIRD AL POODLE HAT INTERVIEW: There's a New Sound, Ritalin, Ballad of William Robinson, Hardware Store, Baby Likes Burping, A Loan Again Naturally, Hole in the Bucket, Wildwood Weed, Stealing Like a Hobbit May 25, 2003
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WEIRD AL TALKS ABOUT ALAPALOOZA: Ren & Stimpy TV soundtrack songs, Donald Where's Your Troosers, Mrs. Fletcher, Louie Louie, Nina Cocka Nina, Frank's 2000" TV, The Big 5-0, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, It's Time for Killing Barney, Jurassic Park Oct 17, 1993
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WEIRD AL TALKS ABOUT UHF: You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louie, My Apartment, Bite it, Mel Blanc tribute, He's Nobody's Moggy Now, songs from UHF album Jul 16, 1989
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WEIRD AL YANKOVIC INTERVIEW: Gitarzan, Big Cockroach, Her Der Milwaukee Polka, Whole Lotta Love, Click Dart's Bandstand, Litterbug Song, Sloppiness, Loving You is Surfing You, Like a Surgeon, Dare to be Stupid, Healthy Attitude, Last Will and Temperament, Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, We are the Worms Jun 9, 1985
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WEIRD AL/DEL RUBIO TRIPLETS: Intoxicated Rat, Chucky, Rub-a-dub-dub, Walk Like an Egyptian, Second Week of Deer Camp, Cockroach, Jake Walk Blues, Personality, Cockroach that Ate Tijuana, Wild Thing Nov 27, 1988
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WESTERN SONGS: Remember Your Name and Address, Hot Cakes and Sausage, Boodle-am Shake, Euphoria, Go West Young Man, Ghost Riders in the Sky, Giving it to Mary Feb 23, 1975
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WHAT IS DEMENTIA: Freckle Song, Cockroach Stomp, Do the New York, Go Go Pogo, Funniest Song in the World, Minnie the Moocher, Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue, Highly Illogical, I'm Tired, Purple Haze, Dirty Old Man (Note: date is approximate) Dec 19, 1974
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WHERE I LIVE: Some songwriters write about love. Others write about food, war, trains, or how miserable they are. And then there are those who write about the places they live in. On this show we'll hear songs about cities big and small, from singers like Tom Lehrer, Emo Philips and "Weird Al" Yankovic (on his very first record release, a song about San Luis Obispo, CA.) Other highlights include songs about food (why not), sexual abstinence, blogging and human taxidermy. Nov 12, 2006
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Who Put the Benzedrine, The Trouble with Harry, Put the Bone in, The Trepidation Contest, The Gooey Duck Song, Them Toad Suckers, Who's Next, My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth, Big Bruce May 4, 1975
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