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TELEVISION: Schweepies, Penguin On The T.V., Vanna, Pick Me A Letter, Tele-Vee-Shun, Frank's 2000" TV, We Love Barney Fife, Hey Captain Jack! Jul 9, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 10, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Temptation, Fish, Barnacle Bill, Golden Gridiron Boy, Close To You, Wong Song, What it Was Was Football Nov 24, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 3, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Thanksgiving Nov 20, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THANKSGIVING 06: Eat, darling, Eat! Once again it's Thanksgiving time on the Dr Demento show, with a half hour of songs for our most over-nutritious holiday. Adam Sandler, Benny Bell and Stan Freberg are among those presenting comedic toasts this time around. Other highlights include "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady" by Groucho Marx, a rare Mel Blanc track, and Eric Schwartz's trenchant tribute to our past and present Presidents, "Clinton Got a B***job". Nov 19, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 20, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THANKSGIVING 0746: We celebrate Thanksgiving with songs and comedy about the Pilgrims, family reunions, and food....lots and lots of food. We also have a tribute to our dear friend Earl Bennett, who portrayed "Sir Frederic Gas" with Spike Jones' City Slickers; Earl passed away on October 4. And don't miss Sudden Death's take on modern day horror films, "Blood, Guts and Boobs." Nov 18, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 19, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THANKSGIVING 0947: Here's our Happy Thanksgiving show for 2009. We celebrate the consumption of turkey and other festive foods...but we also remember that other meaning of the word "turkey" to denote a movie, play or song that is extremely bad. To that end, we bring back this week the Audio Torture Chamber, a feature some listeners might remember from the 1980s. We visit the Chamber at the end of each segment (except the last one). Notable among the bonus tracks is "Turkish Delight," a 1932 British comedy record spoofing the cultural traditions of Baghdad and other Middle Eastern localities. (Warning: politically incorrect). Nov 22, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 23, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THANKSGIVING/DICKIE GOODMAN TRIBUTE: Circular Impression, When I Was a Lad, Berlin Top 10, Talking Interface Blues, Gobble Song, Alice's Restaurant Nov 19, 1989 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 8, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

The Air Battle, Abdul Abulbul Amir, Purple Haze, Freckle Song Nov 17, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 20, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THE BEATLES: More Beatle parody's, Pop Hates the Beatles, Beatle Rap, Three different versions of I Want To Hold Your Hand, R Is For Ringo, The Beatles Barber and A day In The Life by Whimsical Will Feb 6, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THE D-POD:0731 Shuffle rides again! Hilarious hits and forgotten funnies from throughout the Demento Archives, picked at random from a database containing virtually all the songs ever played in the Dr Demento show’s nearly 37-year history. Aug 5, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 6, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

The Frozen Logger, I Want a Hot Dog for my Roll, Big Rock Candy Mountain, Broadway New York Song Jan 12, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 8, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THE FUNNY 25 (1990) ON KLSX Dec 30, 1990 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 2, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THE FUNNY 25 COUNTDOWN 0752: The top Demented Discs of 2007! The hottest and coolest songs of the year, based on your requests. Dec 30, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 31, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE GRAMMYS: Eat It, No Respect, Dr. Death, I live there, Diarrhea Mustache Feb 1, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE LAST THURSDAY NIGHT,With Steven Segal: The Farewell poem, Ling Ting Tong, The Chicken Song (MONO ONLY) Apr 29, 1971 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 13, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THE RETURN OF THE TOP TEN! 0804: Here they are, the hottest and coolest demented hits for January. Other topics include TV, electronic gaming and exercise. Hard to find items include "I Bent My Assagai", the original complete British version (a truncated version was issued in the USA as "Zulu Drake"). Also included is an unedited cut of "Squirrels" by the Beastly Boys, remixed in stereo by Jeff Morris. Jan 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 28, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE TOP 10 MOST REQUESTED ARTISTS from THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW up to 1993 This show showcases the most requested artists over the first 20 years of The Dr. Demento show Jul 18, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 15, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 1): The Doc rings in the new year of 1978 with an hour of demented 78 rpm records...including one by the Beatles! Jan 8, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THE YEAR OF THE 78 (part 2): A few more old 78's plus some brand new stuff for 1978, and the first top ten of 1978. Jan 8, 1978 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 16, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

THINKING BIG (Bounce your Boobies, Fat, Big 10-inch) Oct 16, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

This is a special show for "Weird Al" Yankovic fans...along with his latest song "You're Pitiful" (which had to be dropped from his forthcoming album for legal reasons) we'll hear, in its entirety as he recorded it in 1976 at age 16, the first Alfred Yankovic song ever played on the air, "Belvedere Cruisin'." The latter is part of a full hour of songs that were big on the Dr Demento show in the year 1976, including "Stardrek," "Disco Tech" and "Junk Food Junkie." Jun 25, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 27, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Tobacco Jan 8, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOBACCO 0818: The topic this week is tobacco. It smells bad, and there's a lot of evidence that it's bad for us...but some of us love it, a lot more of us seem to need it, and there are a whole lot of funny songs and comedy bits about tobacco. We'll smoke some of the best ones on this show. **We're starting a new feature with this show...from now on each Dr. Demento Show available for streaming at www.drdemento.com will contain a BONUS SEGMENT -- 10 minutes or more of songs that are **not** included on this week's radio show. These bonus segments will feature some of our most requested, hardest-to-find songs from waaay back in the Demento Archives.** May 4, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 5, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOM LEHRER 1015: We celebrate the release (April 13, 2010) of "The Tom Lehrer Collection," a CD-DVD double disc set. The DVD contains the only known extended footage of Lehrer in concert, in Oslo in 1967. This show also includes such hard-to-find faves as "The Raccoon Song," "Roast Chicken Faces" and "There's A Hole In The Iron Curtain" plus a recent track by Joe "Shaddup You Face" Dolce. The bonus tracks feature a half dozen of our most requested R- and X-rated items, uncensored - parental guidance suggested. Apr 11, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 12, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Too Fat Polka, Stationary Type Song, Timothy, Pizza Song, Gooey Duck Song, Davy's Dinghy, Martian Hop, Cranky Old Yank Feb 9, 1975 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Top 20 1974: the year's biggest songs plus extras! Dec 29, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 28, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Top 25 2001 Dec 30, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Top 25 of 2005 Jan 1, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Top 25 of 2005 Uncensored Jan 1, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Top 25 songs of 1986 Dec 28, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 1, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Top 50 1976 (#25 to #1) - closing theme is missing Jan 2, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Top 50 1976 (#50 to #25) Jan 2, 1977 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 15, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP 50 1980 (#25 to #1) Dec 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP 50 1980 (#50 to #26) Dec 28, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 28, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP 50 1981 (#25 to #1) Dec 27, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

TOP 50 1981 (#50 to #26) Dec 27, 1981 [ Play List ] (Added May 23, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

Top Funny 25 2000 Dec 31, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Top Funny 25 2002 Dec 29, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Top Funny 25 2003 Dec 28, 2003 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Top Funny 25 2004 Dec 26, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0808: The Top Ten rides again as we bring you the hottest and coolest for February. Other highlights include Victor Borge's "Inflationary Language" ("They were very proud of the fact that their fivefathers had been among the creninetors of the American Constithreetion"), the Fools "Psycho Chicken"and Deryl Dodd's delightfully risque "New Tony Lamas." Feb 24, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 25, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0813: The Top Ten for March 2008...together with the three P's -- pianos, pizzas and penises. (Also pixies, and Pittsburg). Mar 30, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 31, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0817: It's Top Ten time once again, featuring the hottest and coolest Demented hits of April 2008. A nice mix of old and new things this time. In our first hour we play the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation game, and also celebrate road kill, and the things and people that exist next door to us...plus a song that Bob Dylan gets credit for discovering, that he almost certainly heard for the first time on the Dr Demento show. Apr 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 28, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0821: Here's the Top Ten for May 2008 - along with the debut of Whimsical Will's 23rd annual Summer Movie Spectacular! We have satires on the presidential candidates, today's cinema, and that Miley Cyrus photo shoot. Our special bonus segment for online listeners only features songs inspired by commercials from the 50's to our own time. May 25, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added May 26, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0826: It's Top Ten time again...and the Fourth of July is drawing near, so we have a stack of songs about America. Hard-to-find items include "Uncle Jack Sez Relax" and "Guns Made America Great." There's also a new song about gas prices, "Pain At The Pump." Jun 29, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 30, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0830: Here's our Top Ten for July, plus a plethora of pleasures old and new, including Lily Allen's scandalous new protest song. "Rarities By Request" includes a "Valley Girl" spoof from 1982 and the original 1950s version of "Beans" ("I love my beans, better than chicken or turnip greens.") Jul 27, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 28, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0835: Here's our Top Ten for August 2008...and since Sept.1 falls on a Monday, it's Labor Day weekend too. This show features several all-time Labor Day favorites, including "The Bricklayer's Story" and "Working Where the Sun Don't Shine" (the colo-rectal surgeon's song). We also salute the man who works the hardest on Labor Day, Mr. Jerry Lewis...we have a short interview with Mike Elliott, whose 1986 Demented hit "Rock Me Jerry Lewis" is the ultimate telethon tribute. We also spin a very rare and hilarious Martin Mull item, and say a fond goodbye to "Engineer Bill" Stulla, who died this week at age 97. Aug 31, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 1, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0839: Our online only "Rarities By Requests" set is worth your special attention this week. "A Tale of the Ticker," one of the few truly amusing songs about the stock market, was recorded in September 1929 just before the s**t in the fan for the biggest Wall Street dump of all time (so far!) Also featured is that timeless epic of backwoods automotive seduction, "Larry, Move Your Hand" and a primer on averting DWI problems, "Backwards XYZ's". I haven't even mentioned those four songs in a row about New Jersey, and the ones about Sarah Palin. And yes, the Top Ten for September is here. Sep 28, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 29, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0904: Here's our first monthly Top Ten for 2009! Other treats include a salute to Damaskas' Copycat Corner from 1979, prompted by a new book following the same M.O....and, in our online-only bonus segment, a track from each of the five albums nominated for the Grammy for Best Comedy Recording this year. Jan 25, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 26, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0908: This week we salute the variable nature of friendship and un-friendship, the city of Los Angeles, cannabis, a new cult film and an old one, and -- of course -- the Top Ten for February. Our bonus segment features nine, count 'em, nine rare Spike Jones tracks. Feb 22, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 23, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0913: Here's the Top Ten for March, plus lots more treats for discerning Dementites, including songs about bad hair, the Wild West, sniffles and sneezes, and Grandma. We have a special tribute to the late Alan Livingston, who signed the Beatles to Capitol Records and revitalized Frank Sinatra's career...but we focus on his contributions to the Golden Era of children's records, 1946-52, when among other things he invented the character of Bozo the Clown, and co-wrote "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat." Our bonus segment features three multi-part Golden Era kids' records, running about 12 minutes each. Also note that for online listeners only, "Existential Blues" is heard here in the original, slightly longer version. Mar 29, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 30, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0917: It's Top Ten Time for April 2009! This show also features a few songs for Earth Day (a bit late, but we should celebrate all year long, right?), a new topical tune by novelty record king Gary Paxton (producer of the original "Monster Mash"), and, in our online-only section, some rare items from past Dr Demento Basement Tapes CD's. (Reminder: past Basement Tapes CD's are available - but to current, paid-up members of the Demento Society only). Apr 26, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 27, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0922: Here's the Top Ten for May 2009, plus a big bunch of requests, and a little Poetry Corner too. The bonus segment features several newish songs we can't play on radio (parental discretion suggested, especially for the last two). May 31, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 1, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0926: Our Top Ten show for June also features some excellent new songs. Baldbox is a collaboration between Rob Balder and "ShoEboX" from Worm Quartet. Bongo Riders is led by Doug Forman, a founder of The Fools ("Psycho Chicken.") Plus - we have seven songs in a row about ducks. The online-only portion features some early comedy rap songs, some of them not heard for a decade or more. Jun 28, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 29, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0930: Here's the Top Ten for July 2009, complete with a brand new Barnes & Barnes song. Other highlights include a hot new song about the Gauntlet arcade game ("Kill the Enemies"), a new expanded version of Lemon Demon's song about the reclusive creator of Calvin and Hobbes, and lots of boobs and butts. Among the bonus tracks, the last two songs are about a strong PG-13. Jul 26, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 27, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0935: Here's the Top Ten for August 2009, plus a variety of other delights new and old. The bonus tracks segment this week is devoted to comedy songs about Christianity (warning - unorthodox attitudes!) and features songs from the new CD compilation "The Best of Blasphemy" along with the uncensored "Religion and Politics." (The bleeped version is in the radio show). Aug 30, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 31, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0939: Here's the Top Ten for September. Also featured: Weird Al's "My Bologna," in honor of its 30th anniversary, colorful pills, little babies in peril, the late punk poet and basketball diarist Jim Carroll, and (by semi-popular request) songs from Dr. Demento's iPod, i.e. some of the things he listens to when he's not listening to funny music. Sep 27, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Sep 28, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0944: Here's our Top Ten show for October 2009. This show also has our more or less annual salute to hunting, and three memorial tributes (Vic Mizzy, Capt. Lou Albano, and Soupy Sales) which is sad but also lots of fun. The Bonus Tracks include some real rarities...Jimmie Cross' rarely heard followup to "I Want My Baby Back," early efforts from Ray Stevens and Sly Stone (one of the Stewart Brothers) - each of these artists made records for almost a decade before finding real success - and an alternate version of Captain Lou Albano's rousing theme song. Nov 1, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 2, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 0948 : The snow is flying (at least somewhere) and here comes our Salute to Winter for 2009, along with the Top Ten for November and a little excursion to Neverland (that is, eight songs with the word "never" in the title). Bonus tracks include ski and snowboarding songs along with actor Crispin Glover's outlandish cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking." Nov 29, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 30, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1005: Here's our first Top Ten countdown of 2010. Lots of requests this week as well, along with some very colorful debuts such as "The Ballad of Dildo the Clown." Also note the three potato songs in the first hour. More rarities by request in the bonus tracks. Jan 31, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 1, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1009: The Top Ten for February 2010...plus a bunch of hot new stuff, a little venture into 1960s psychedelia, our two most popular "My Sharona" parodies (R.I.P. Doug Fieger) and three songs (not all together) featuring "false bass" voices. The bonus segment has something special: the original, uncensored Canadian recording of the "Crepitation (farting) Contest," in a newly received copy with much better sound quality than any others we have heard. Feb 28, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 1, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1013: Here's the Top Ten for March 2010. Rarities this week include Beatrice Kay's pioneering ode to insanity, "Hooray, Hooray, I'm Going Away" (with the man in the little white coat), and Arbogast & Ross with their 1958 spoof on Top 40 radio. The bonus tracks include several 1930's songs relating to marijuana, plus "Cocktails for Two" before Spike Jones got hold of it. Mar 28, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1017: Here's the Top Ten for April 2010. Also notable: one of Spike Jones' rarest recordings, a 1932 song about the Great Depression (with political implications), a tribute to Malcolm McLaren, and a souvenir EP of the 1981 Roxy Theatre show that first made Pee Wee Herman famous, heard in its entirety on the bonus tracks. Apr 25, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 26, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1022: Here's the Top Ten for May 2010. New songs include Robert Lund & Spaff's Beatles parody about the George Rekers scandal, Nuclear Bubble Wrap's Pokemon double-entendre, and Thin Ice's funny-sweet chronicle of vinyl vs. mp3. The bonus tracks have more new stuff, with four-letter words and other indiscretions - parental discretion advised! May 29, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1026: The Top Ten for June is upon us! We also check out Ray Stevens' new CD (kind of a new direction for him, lyrically speaking), hear songs inspired by the 1933, 1976 and 2005 "King Kong" films, and say goodbye to Jimmy Dean. Bonus tracks (rated PG-13 this week) include England's Lily Allen and Chicago's Duck Logic. Jun 26, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 26, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1031: Here's the Top Ten for July 2010...along with the original "Boobs a Lot," "Serenade to a Maid" (with rude noises), and the extra-legendary Will Rogers. Bonus tracks include "Harry's Jockstrap" unbleeped, and some funny songs about sexually transmitted diseases (there are funny songs about virtually everything on Earth). Jul 31, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 31, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOP TEN 1035: Here's the Top Ten for August 2010. Other highlights include a stack of laughing records, from Satchmo to Elvis, a couple of songs in lustful English by German retro-crooner Max Raabe, the original "Crazy Mixed Up Song" (aka Be Kind To Your Web-Footed Friends) and (in the bonus tracks) songs about the logistics of sex (parental guidance suggested). Aug 28, 2010 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 28, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TOTAL NONSENSE: This week a half hour of absolute nonsense. Total nonsense. Hardcore nonsense. Some might say our show is always that way, but with "The Ying Tong Song," "Ugga Ugga Boo Ugga Boo Boo Ugga," "Mairzy Doats" and "You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)," we definitely achieve nonsense nirvana this week. We'll also salute the 1960s novelty songwriter who recently got to read his own obituary in the papers, and hear the best of Backus back to back. Oct 15, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Oct 16, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TRAINS 0905: All aboard for a show featuring one of Dr. D's favorite topics, trains. (He has been a railfan since age four, when he was in a nursery school overlooking a busy railroad track). Lots of hard to find items, especially in the "Rarities" online bonus segment. Feb 1, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 2, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TRAINS: A Tribute to Nick and Mary Yankovic May 2, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Mar 29, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TRAINS:Dr Demento has been a train buff since boyhood, with some special favorite funny train tunes, "The Railroad Comes Through The Middle Of The House", "Down By The Station", Tiny Tim's long-lost cover of the Doors' "People Are Strange," songs about potatoes, and (by popular demand) "Spliceway to Heaven," where dozens of classic rockers substitute their own vocals for Robert Plant's, one word at a time. Jun 4, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Jun 4, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TRANSFORMED TUNES 0713 familiar songs that are altered for humorous effect…not just the words, but the entire character of the performance is altered for purposes of humor and hilarity. Other highlights include a little Demented April Foolery, two hot new songs about food and two classics about cars, and a tune for Dr. Demento’s birthday (April 2). Apr 1, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 2, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Tribute to Frank Zappa 1994 Dec 4, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TURKEYS 0847: Our Thanksgiving feast of fun this year features some of our favorite "turkeys" (i.e. songs so bad they're great) along with such holiday favorites as "Alice's Restaurant Massacree" and Adam Sandler's "Thanksgiving Song." We also have two tracks from the Bonzo Dog Band's reunion album (their first in 35 years) and some wild garage rock & R&B songs featured by Pittsburgh's radio wild man Mad Mike Metrovich. Nov 23, 2008 [ Play List ] (Added Nov 24, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

TWO WHEELS 0914: Our topic this week is "Two Wheels" - bicycles and motorcycles. We also revisit baseball, with half an hour of diamond delights not heard on our March 22 show. Our online-only bonus tracks include "Abner the Baseball" by Eddie Lawrence ("The Old Philosopher"), never before heard on our network show, and a baseball bit from 1909, the oldest comedy recording we know of about sports fans. Apr 5, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 6, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

VACATION 0933: As summer starts to wind down, here's your chance to go on a virtual vacation. Our second hour features our all time favorite vacation songs, with a special segment on fishing. Also this week: the Dr D debut of The Fuxedos, a band that should appeal to Zappa fans everywhere (but has its own irreverent style), Billy Edd Wheeler's two outhouse odes back to back for the first time, two new songs by the recently reunited Faust & Lewis, and "Weird Al" Yankovic's salute to the late and legendary Charles Nelson Reilly. Aug 16, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 17, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valentine 06 - Love You Ti-Vo, Love in a Suburu, Valentine's Day Song Feb 12, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 13, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valentine 0706: Here's our annual Valentine's Day show for '07, with plenty of demented love songs like "Take Off Your Clothes," "I'm In Love With Your Behind" and "Marvin, I Love You" (Marvin the Paranoid Android, that is)...plus new songs for anyone who recently bought a cell phone, tried to give Dad tech support, played paintball or thought Simon Cowell was killing music. Feb 11, 2007 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 12, 2007) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valentine 1994 Feb 13, 1994 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valentine 1995 Smallest Thing, Masochism Tango,John and Marsha Feb 12, 1995 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valentine Special 2005 Tribute to Johnny Carson Feb 13, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valentine Special Beatles Salute 2004 Feb 8, 2004 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

VALENTINE'S DAY 0906: Here's our celebration of Valentine's Day 2009...lots of old favorites plus some we haven't heard in awhile. You can also compare our two "kill the wabbit" songs back-to-back, featuring ace impressionists Darrell Hammond (of SNL fame) and Mark McCollum (as Ozzy Fudd). Our bonus segment introduces some worthy newer songs that are a bit too explicit for radio. They are unbleeped here and parental guidance is suggested; the last one is especially explicit. Feb 8, 2009 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 9, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

VALENTINE'S DAY 9307 Feb 14, 1993 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 24, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Valenting with the Birds and Bees 1999 Shaving Cream, Locked in The Closet, Quennel's Mom Feb 14, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

VERNAL EQUINOX 0012: Living in the Fridge, Pedro and Man at the Beach, Sounds of Sinus Mar 19, 2000 [ Play List ] (Added Feb 11, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Very Demented Love Songs Valentine 2001 Feb 11, 2001 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Very Short Songs Nov 13, 2005 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

Veteran's Day (Bonzo Dog Band) Nov 8, 1992 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 1, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

WATER & BUGS: Surfin with Ned & Nelda, In The River, Drip Drip Drip, Pop Hates The Beatles, The Cockaroach That Ate Cincinnati, Creep-The Tragic Roach Sep 22, 1974 [ Play List ] (Added May 29, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WB02 - UNCENSORED WEB ONLY SHOW: They Wouldn't Lick Bush, Stickball, Childhood, Crepitation Contest, May 9, 2006 [ Play List ] (Added May 9, 2006) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WEATHER: Collector's Items on Milton Berle and Dudley Moore - Buffalo, Yellow Submarine, The L.S. Bumblebee, Goodbyee Apr 21, 2002 [ Play List ] (Added Jan 20, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL DARE TO BE STUPID INTERVIEW: Elvis Was a Narc, You Were Speeding, Honeymooner's Rap, Madonna quadrilogy, Like a Surgeon, Shaving Cream, Dead Puppies, Candy Rapper Jun 9, 1985 [ Play List ] (Added Jul 18, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: Johnny Zero, Cranky Old Yank, My Radiation, My Girl Passed Out in Her Food, Goodbye Saccharin, Can I Do it til I Need Glasses, Dentist Chair Blues, Copycat Corner 2, Food Medley, Gimme Mick Nov 11, 1979 [ Play List ] (Added Aug 8, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: songs from the Polka Party album, My Bicycle Tillie, The Test of Love & Sex, Penis Envy, Burger Rap (MONO ONLY) Oct 19, 1986 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 20, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: South Park, I Like, Time With Your Wife, Jack the Idiot Dunce, You Don't Love Me Anymore in German, Life's Gonna Suck Jul 18, 1999 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 14, 2008) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo [ Promo ] [ Promo ] $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL INTERVIEW: What A Gas, Rick Derringer medley, I Love Rocky Road, Peter the Meter Reader, Plexiglass Toilet, When Lulu's Gone, Big Balls, Ricky Apr 24, 1983 [ Play List ] (Added Apr 25, 2010) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 1...Bang Your Box, Hot Nuts, When Lulu's Gone, Won't Eat Prunes Again, Song of the Prune, Overweight Blues Jun 15, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

WEIRD AL LIVE IN STUDIO: part 2...Damaskas run montage, Bad Boy, Couldn't Get High, Harvest of Love, Dirty Mother for You, You Light up my Life, Star Trip Jun 15, 1980 [ Play List ] (Added Dec 6, 2009) Low Quality 32Kbps mono (64Kbps quality) High Quality 128Kbps stereo $2.00 Members Only

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