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The Official World Wide Dr. Demento Streaming Site
"I'm Dr. Demento and I approve of this Web Site"
Dr. Demento brings MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right to your home via the Internet.
Are you tired of those bland, boring radio shows that have caused millions of listeners to become musical zombies over the past few years? Do you just sit around your radio and wish for an audio show that'll make your brain cells rejoice, bounce and DaNcE ?

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For only $2 - that's about 1/4 of a movie ticket - you get Dr. Demento's latest show, complete -- dozens of songs, many of which you'll find nowhere else, streamed right to your computer. Hang onto your hat...and welcome to the wonderful world of Mad Music and Crazy Comedy, the way Dr. Demento has done it since the 70's!
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Join the Demento Online Club's crusade for better, mind numbing ear-candy while enjoying MAD MUSIC and CRAZY COMEDY right in your home via the Internet. Dr. Demento presents a NEW show each week, commercial free from the fabulous studio close to the famous "Smogberry trees." Find your favorite shows from the past and present, in high quality 128Kbps stereo for club members!


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Top Funny 25 2004 Dec 26, 2004
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CELEBRITIES 0431: Great Bell, Prednisone, Lips That Chew Your Ass Out, Sink the Bismarck, F. People, Stallone Again, Shatner, Spongy Dance Aug 1, 2004
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ALCOHOL: What I Like About Booze, 90's Song, Gentry's Gin, Beer is Better Than Women, Sirius Black May 16, 2004
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TRAINS: A Tribute to Nick and Mary Yankovic May 2, 2004
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PSYCHOS: I Feel Like an Onion Ring, Laugh and Be Happy, Who's on First (rock version), Derailroaded, Lizzie Borden, My Name is Larry, Great Idea for a Song Apr 4, 2004
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CRAZY SONGS BY POP STARS: President's Brain, Bras on 45, Coffee, Elvis, Beatles, Who, Cream, Beach Boys, Van Halen, Pearl Jam, Booty Man Mar 21, 2004
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STAR TREK: Too Hot For You, My Wife Left Town with a Banana, Rage Against the Mundane, Milkshakes, Stoned People, Story of the W.C., Button up Your Overcoat, Beam Me up Scotty, Star Drek, Spock Rap, Do the Picard, What's up Spock, Booty Man, Horse in Striped Pajamas Feb 15, 2004
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Valentine Special Beatles Salute 2004 Feb 8, 2004
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THE GRAMMYS: Eat It, No Respect, Dr. Death, I live there, Diarrhea Mustache Feb 1, 2004
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LUKE SKI INTERVIEW: Charliesomething, United States of Whatever, Noah Right!, Freddy Four Toes, Putting on the Ritz, Stealing Like a Hobbit, 88 Lines about 44 Simpsons, Moose Turd Pie, Tribal Council, Great Idea for a Song Jan 11, 2004
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Top Funny 25 2003 Dec 28, 2003
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CHRISTMAS PART 2/4: Holy Shit It's Christmas, You Ain't Getting Diddley Squat, Santa Baby, Redneck 12 Days of Christmas, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Blue Christmas, Damn it I'm Vixen, Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer Dec 7, 2003
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COLLEGE: A.M. Suicide, College Life, Bright College Days, Room-mate from Hell Sep 21, 2003
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SUMMER VACATION: Those Two Dreadful Children, Great Day, Chicken Fat, Ebay, Fool Yourself, Noseful of Nickels, Spliceway to Heaven, First Bratwurst of Summer, I Wanna Be a Lifeguard, Cloud 9 Motel, Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota, Kids Love McDonald's, Demi Moore, Stealing Like a Hobbit, Couch Potato Jun 1, 2003
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WEIRD AL POODLE HAT INTERVIEW: There's a New Sound, Ritalin, Ballad of William Robinson, Hardware Store, Baby Likes Burping, A Loan Again Naturally, Hole in the Bucket, Wildwood Weed, Stealing Like a Hobbit May 25, 2003
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ITALIAN DEMENTIA: Back got Back, Barbie Girl, Demi Moore, I Bit William Shatner, I Sweep the Sidewalk with a Hose, Pastafazoola, Pizza to Go, Lasagna, Italian Song, Pepino the Italian Mouse, Shaddup you Face, Eh Cumpari, Suspenders, Chainsaw Juggler Feb 16, 2003
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Annual Valentine Special 2003 Feb 9, 2003
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Top Funny 25 2002 Dec 29, 2002
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Christmas Santa Jaws Dec 22, 2002
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GROUCHO MARX: Ode to Weird Al, Little Bit Late, We Love Barney Fife, Mah-na-ma-na, I'm Against It, Dr. Hackenbush Aug 18, 2002
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25th TRIBUTE to ELVIS PRESLEY: Elvis Imitator,The Elvis Blues,Are you Lonesome tonight (laughing version) Aug 11, 2002
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BABIES: 99 Dead Baboons, Bad Influence, Elvus, Inflationary Language, Dead Rappers, Memo to Droola, Annie Had a Baby, Beer is Better Than Women, I Would Still Love You Apr 28, 2002
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WEATHER: Collector's Items on Milton Berle and Dudley Moore - Buffalo, Yellow Submarine, The L.S. Bumblebee, Goodbyee Apr 21, 2002
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ALCOHOL II: Istanbul, Rose Don't Bang on the Piano, Chug-a-lug, 9 Coronas, Cocktails for Two, What I Like About Booze, In Heaven There is no Beer, Hangover Mar 10, 2002
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ALCOHOL: Ballad of Big Buffet, Moose Goosers, Romping Through the Swamp, Turning Japanese, Japanese Jurassic Park, Save the Beer, Viagra in the Waters Mar 3, 2002
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MONEY: Tightie Whities, Duh Enron Ron Ron, Spaceships to the Rescue, Bob Dylan's a Genius, Bad Influence, Money Honey, Busted, Daddy's Money, Tale of the Ticker, Dear God, Osama Yo Mama Feb 17, 2002
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Silly Love Songs Valentine 2002 Feb 10, 2002
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DRUG WARS 0202 Jan 13, 2002
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Top 25 2001 Dec 30, 2001
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Christmas #4 Dec 23, 2001
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BIG THINGS: Sold out of Flagpoles, Them Moose Goosers, Totally Nude, Desperado, Big Ten-inch Record, Big Balls, Big Bottom, Big Butt, She's Big and Round, Reinstalling Windows, Kick Ass USA, This Land is Your Land Oct 7, 2001
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DOG DAYS: Sunday Driving, Road Rager, Boobs and Butts on the Beach, Johnny Passed Away, Sneaky Snake, Ballad of Gumby, Ralph & Herbie, Butt Scooting Boogie, White Fang, Saga of Rex, Dog Police, Chainsaw Juggler, Suicide Hotline Aug 12, 2001
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FAVORITES from Unreleased Tapes: A Perverts Life, She's Big and Round, Won't Eat Prunes Again May 6, 2001
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Very Demented Love Songs Valentine 2001 Feb 11, 2001
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INSTRUMENTALS: In Heaven There is no Beer, I've Got a Potato in my Pants Blues, Hot Rod Race, Hot Rod Lincoln, Plexiglas Toilet, Q5 Piano Tune, It's a Gas, Okeh Laughing Record, Cobwebs and Strange, Several Specials of Small Furry Animals, Star Wars Cantina Feb 4, 2001
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DEMENTED BLUES: 2001 Sprach Kazoostra, Vulcan Mind Meld, Generic Blues Jan 7, 2001
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Top Funny 25 2000 Dec 31, 2000
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CHRISTMAS 2000 PART 2: Holy Shit it's Christmas, Snowman, Here Comes Fatty Claus, Who Let the Elves Out, War of the Lights, White Trash Christmas, Rudolph the Bald Headed Reindeer, Wrap Your Gifts, Santa Claus is Smoking Reefer, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Redneck Twelve Days of Christmas, Ding Fries are Done Dec 10, 2000
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CHRISTMAS PART 1: Must be Santa, Taking Care of Christmas, This Year I'm Shopping on Ebay, Who Let the Elves Out, Dearest Mr. Claus, I Farted on Santa's Lap, Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass, Da Turdy Point Christmas, How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah, Axl Christmas, I Want an Alien for Christmas, Fanboy Christmas, Blue Christmas Dec 3, 2000
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DEMENTED PLACES: Pull My Finger, Born in East L.A., Star Wars Cantina Nov 26, 2000
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Nine Coronas, Off his Rocker, Barber of Schlemeil, I'm a Swinger, Four Years of High School Spanish, Kiss me Where it Stinks, VH1 Blues, Dot Com Song, Touch a Name on the Wall, Beam me up Scotty, Do the Picard, Trouble with Klingons, Star Trek Life, What's up Spock, Spock Rap, Stardrek, Star Trekkin', Kirk & Spock May 28, 2000
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VERNAL EQUINOX 0012: Living in the Fridge, Pedro and Man at the Beach, Sounds of Sinus Mar 19, 2000
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Demented Love Songs 2000 Feb 13, 2000
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NEW MILLENIUM: Time Warp, 2000 Year Old Man, Dachshunds with Erections, Troglodyte, Life Sucks Then You Die, Birds and the Bees Jan 2, 2000
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